1 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:37,573 May the white horse take you to the furthest reaches... 2 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:40,280 ...of man's imaginations. 3 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,577 I'm gonna miss you, bro. 4 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,108 Hey, man. You know I have this kid and shit right now... 5 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,027 ...and lowering him into the Can-Am... 6 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,276 ...and carrying him around town is a little illegal and impractical. 7 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:19,612 If you don't want me to take your truck, give me a sign right now. 8 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:32,044 Three seconds to give a sign. Two, one. 9 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,546 No more signs can be given. 10 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:39,840 Well played, hombre. I won't forget you. 11 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,610 Maria! Have you seen my Gold Bond? 12 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,493 Good morning, everyone. 13 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,740 What's up, Kenny? 14 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:03,992 This kid is cursed. 15 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,283 Cursed? What are you talking about? 16 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,494 Think about it, all right? It's some straight-up Omen shit. 17 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:12,546 Kid drives me and April apart. Kid drives April nuts. 18 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,170 You bring him to my game, and then for no reason at all... 19 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,218 ...I momentarily lose ali my abilities. 20 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,341 And now Shane is dead. 21 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:20,763 Shane is dead? 22 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,015 - Yeah. - What? How? 23 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,309 It doesn't matter, I wasn't there. 24 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:30,186 - Oh, my God. I can't believe this. - Toby. 25 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,235 Hey. What do you want from me'? 26 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,777 I've been super-cool to you. 27 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,231 I've given you a bowl of Chex Mix and some water. 28 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,032 Why are you making curses upon me? 29 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,038 I don't know. I thought your baby would be cooler. No offense. 30 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,787 Stevie, shut up. How do I erase this curse? 31 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,335 If I give you a toy, will that erase the curse? 32 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,538 Will you stop fucking up my life, Toby? 33 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,008 Fuck. 34 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:11,439 Kenny. How is it going in this morning? 35 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,811 My best friend's dead. 36 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,109 How do you think it's going in this morning? 37 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,733 Yes, I am sorry to hear about Shine. 38 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,280 - Shane. - Yeah, Shane. 39 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,574 A lot of people think that if you hadn't come here... 40 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:26,199 ...none of this would have happened. Maybe Shane would still be alive. 41 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,782 He overdosed to death on drugs. Correct? 42 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:32,039 Alone. Yes. That's what the doctors say. 43 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,497 Maybe if someone listened to their mentor and Wouldn't have been showboating... 44 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,708 ...maybe Shane wouldn't have been so compelled to do a shit ton of cocaine. 45 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,545 He would have done the normal amount, he'd still be alive. 46 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,756 I was not showboating, okay? I was playing to win. 47 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:47,308 Oh. Aren't you a poet and a murderer. 48 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,647 You're crazy if you think you can swoop In and I'm weak... 49 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:52,267 ...and you can take my power. You're not gonna be team leader. 50 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:53,973 I'm unstoppable. 51 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:57,902 You really have major problems inside your brain, my friend. 52 00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,569 Oh, yeah? Well... 53 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,240 ...your dick is all dumb and smashed in and played out... 54 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,953 ...in those roller-skating shorts. 55 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,868 You don't know nothing about my dick. 56 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,162 And you don't know nothing about surfing. 57 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,536 Yeah, and you don't know anything about Lance Mountain. 58 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,459 - Or fucking Steve Caballero. - This is porno? 59 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,457 No, these are goddamn skateboarders, bro. 60 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,380 Well, let's just agree to agree. 61 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,923 - Learn the language, dog. - Maybe I will do that. 62 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,877 After I go and eat these waves and make them in my shit. 63 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,338 Hopefully, when you go out, you'll find your green card... 64 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:26,506 ...and surf on the fuck home. 65 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,594 Hey, Balki. 66 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:36,058 We already lost one Mermen this week. Maybe you can make it two. 67 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,143 Fucking poser. 68 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,645 Crazy, man. 69 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,071 I know. I can't believe he's dead. 70 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:46,777 No, I mean the fact that you can capture HD video on a little phone like this. 71 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:49,863 - Is that a video or the camera? - It's HD videos. 72 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,289 Oh, HD. 73 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,423 I win. 74 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,256 Stevie, what are you doing? 75 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,795 I'm just making sure he's dead. 76 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:08,677 Come In, close. Let's get a shot of you guys together. 77 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,009 We'll miss you, Shane. 78 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,970 - Don't smile in this one. - Okay. 79 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,183 Say "it's sad." Wave, though? 80 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:18,357 - Be sad. Shane is dead. - Okay. 81 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:22,107 Oh, hey. Uh... Hello. 82 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,530 Are you guys the family? 83 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:25,982 Immediate family. 84 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,329 The viewing doesn't start for another hour. 85 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,069 Yes, sir, I know. 86 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,700 That's why we got here early. 87 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,078 Just wanted to spend a little alone time with the cadaver. 88 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:37,535 Well, that's what we wanna do too. 89 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,120 What a coincidence. 90 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:42,458 Welcome. We're all in this together now. 91 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,711 Except for you, Stevie. 92 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,383 - Give us some space. - Oh, sorry. 93 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,507 This is him. This is your son, guys. 94 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,680 Shane. 95 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,229 He looks so peaceful. 96 00:05:57,441 --> 00:06:01,901 Oh, my boy. They did a nice job. 97 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,814 The heavens needed another star in the sky. 98 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,158 Here, take these back. 99 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,489 Uh... Heh. 100 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,749 These are Shane's favorite pair of Oakley Blades. I think he'd want them. 101 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,544 No. No. 102 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,587 Who are you, again? 103 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:27,544 I am Kenny Powers. I was-- 104 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,549 I was Shane's best friend. 105 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,597 With your Messing... 106 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:34,676 ...I am prepared to deliver the eulogy at the funeral. 107 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:35,934 Um... 108 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:39,814 Uh, no. His grandfather has prepared some words. 109 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,265 Grandfather? 110 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,694 Well, just so you know, I have performed at funerals before. 111 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,818 So if the old man Muses his nerve or chokes up... 112 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,535 ...I can easily fill In. 113 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,610 Or if you want me and gramps to do a back-and-forth type thing. 114 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,241 That can also be arranged. 115 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,618 - Would you just go ahead and heave? - My God. 116 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,871 We'd like to spend some time with our son. 117 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,077 I'd love for you guys to do that. That's fantastic. 118 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,582 - Thank you. - Yeah. 119 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,038 I know how you guys feet 120 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:08,627 I'd give absolutely anything to see his smiling face alive one more time. 121 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,010 What the fuck? 122 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,142 Hi, how you doing? I'm Cole. 123 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:18,477 Shane's brother? 124 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:22,019 I'm Kenny Powers. I'm Shane's best friend. 125 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,646 In the year that I spent hanging out with this dude... 126 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:28,196 ...he has never mentioned once that he has a twin brother. 127 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,819 Yeah, well that's Shane for you. 128 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,109 Man of mystery. 129 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,705 What are you doing? 130 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,037 That's a good one. I gotta get your guys' e-mail. 131 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,670 This one got all three of you and the tip of Shane's face. 132 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,651 I don't know Why you're wasting your time reading to him in Spanish. 133 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:10,446 To him, it sounds like garbly-gook, like it does to me. 134 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,365 - He like stories. - Oh, I bet he does. 135 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,945 But I got something here I think he's gonna like more than foreign words. 136 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,911 Toby, in an attempt to make peace so you stop fucking up my shit... 137 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:24,619 ...I present you with this, your first pet. 138 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,126 It's a hermit crab and I believe his name is Spurgen. 139 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,211 Ooh, with a name like Spurgen... 140 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,217 ...you know he gets pussy. 141 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,717 So there you go. Enjoy him. Lift the curse. 142 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:39,722 Stop fucking up my life, and get on the Myrtle Beach vibe, man. 143 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:43,971 And now we'll observe... 144 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,560 ...a moment of silence... 145 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:50,566 ...for our late, great Merman, Shane Gerald. 146 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,493 Fuck you. 147 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,406 - Shh. - Shh. 148 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:02,365 - Shh. - Shh. 149 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,287 - Shh. - Shh. 150 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,577 Shh. 151 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,629 Moment of silence! 152 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,293 Shh. 153 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,562 What? Uh... 154 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,397 I'm just" Tm just meditating, baby. 155 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,729 You help with him. I go take shower. 156 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,657 Just take a shower with him. Take him in there with you. 157 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,155 It doesn't matter if he sees your private parts. 158 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,282 You could put him an inch away from your pussy... 159 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,489 ...and he wouldn't even know where he was. 160 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:47,668 This life is no good for me and you. We go home. 161 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,621 You're doing a great job, even Kenny says so. 162 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,503 Okay, just-- Please, will you just go inside? 163 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:56,336 I need to focus on some work. 164 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,262 Great job. Keep it up. 165 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,888 Loss, Fears and Doubts. 166 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,064 Have I had moments where I question this comeback? 167 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,187 Moments where doubt haunted my mind? 168 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,859 The easy answer is yes. 169 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,234 But the difficult and truly great answer is no. 170 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,408 I've trained my mind and heart to the methods only known to myself... 171 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,408 ...to have no doubt and only fear of things you should be afraid of... 172 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,239 ...like fire or bears, or even angel dust. 173 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,581 Mr. Powers? 174 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,878 'Hey, What's going on? - Can I help you? 175 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,502 I don't know. I don't even know why I came over here. 176 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,551 I guess, instinctually, this is the place I would always run to... 177 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,095 ...whenever I had questions that only Shane could answer. 178 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:41,971 What are you looking at me for? 179 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,551 I thought I could take you to where me and Shane used to hang... 180 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,511 ...to discuss our feelings and emotional issues. 181 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,190 Uh. No, I-- That's okay. 182 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,607 I'm just gonna stay here with the family. Thank you. 183 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,934 No, I get it. You guys are mourning and stuff. 184 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,235 - I am too. - Yeah. 185 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,154 We should be together in this time of need. 186 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,232 Just hang here. Pop a few beers. 187 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,943 Maybe throw on some high-definition Bm-rays. 188 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,995 I'll go. I'll go. Let's go, 189 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,953 Ah. Okay, great. This is gonna be fun. 190 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,081 - Awesome. - Let's go. 191 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,795 - Thanks a lot. - Thank you. 192 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,339 Why did you invite me out and not bring any cash? 193 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,757 Oh, I know, that's my bad. 194 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,506 But I'll get you on the next one. I got a tab. 195 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,716 Look at all this fine trim walking around here, huh? 196 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,018 A little young for my taste. 197 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,345 Heh. Not for Shane's. 198 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,430 One time, Shane lost his pinky ring... 199 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,609 ...fucking around with a girl's C-section scar in the bathroom here. Ha, ha. 200 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,897 I'm gonna shoot you straight, Cole. 201 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,986 Tsk. I'm not doing so hot. 202 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,030 Really? 203 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,497 - Yeah, my brother died, Kenny, 50-- - I know, shut up. Listen. 204 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,913 Right now I could really use a Shane pep talk. 205 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,995 I'm sorry, I don't know what to do for you. 206 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,673 Well, I do, because you guys are twins. 207 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,172 Do you think It'd be possible for you to maybe channel him? 208 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,968 Or is Shane too far gone to the spirit realm now... 209 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:09,723 ...that the twin-hold connection no longer works? 210 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,476 I'm not a medium for my twin brother that just passed away from an overdose. 211 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,560 Have you ever tried to communicate with him when he's dead? Probably not. 212 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,315 I don't know what to tell you. 213 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,023 He's gone, Kenny. All right? 214 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,401 To Shane. 215 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,531 I gotta go take a leak. 216 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,993 I bet you have a talent for cleaning bathrooms. 217 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,123 I have an eye for talent. Heh 218 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,875 Okay, here's the deal. The next thing they do, we have to do. 219 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,335 That would be lusty, huh? 220 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,636 Deal? 221 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,555 - Go ahead, touch it. - Deal. 222 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,349 Okay. 223 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,476 That's right, Don. 224 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,107 Turn around. Bend over. 225 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,067 Oh, yes. 226 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,576 You've been thinking about this all day? 227 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:11,079 Huh, you little whore? I want you to turn over, Don. 228 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,870 Uh... I'm gonna go take care of Toby, okay? 229 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,879 - Where are you taking me'? - Come on. Jesus. Shh. 230 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,509 Why are you--? 231 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,511 Watch. 232 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,766 - Unbelievable. All right, all right. - Shh. 233 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,816 - What's up, dudes? - Hey, Kenny. 234 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,268 Hey, what's up, Kate? 235 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,071 She's a mess. She's been crying nonstop. 236 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,364 Kate. Sweetheart? 237 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,072 What? 238 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,953 Uh... 239 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:54,410 Would you mind coming to the door real quick, for just a second? 240 00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,707 What is it? 241 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,624 You look like you've been crying bunches. 242 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,381 Death Isn't nice, is it? 243 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,305 Kate, do you behave in magic? 244 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,803 You mean like tricks and stuff? 245 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,886 Just like any kind of magic, just sorcery, mysticisms. 246 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,597 - I believe in sorcery. - Cool. 247 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,895 Then say it with me. 248 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,937 Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3. 249 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,319 - Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3. - Magical adventures, 1, 2, 3. 250 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,486 He has risen, indeed. 251 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,070 What is this, Kenny? 252 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,124 Oh, my God. 253 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,326 Oh, my fucking God! What have you done? 254 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,127 - Shane? - What Ts this? 255 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,414 Ha, ha. This isn't Shane. This is Cole. 256 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,011 - It's Shane's fucking twin brother. - What? 257 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,259 - Ha-ha-ha. - Are you fucking kidding me? 258 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,723 You're a fucking asshole. 259 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,380 It's okay. It's okay. 260 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,807 I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 261 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,010 I would never have come in and been a part of this. 262 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,561 He's a twin. You have to pull this trick with someone. 263 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,686 She's having an asthma attack! 264 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,067 - I'm out of here. - No, no. Just let me make it better. 265 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,990 Sorry. 266 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,617 Okay, we're good. Let's go. Come on. 267 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,035 Let's go, let's go. 268 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,327 That didn't really go over as planned. 269 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,164 Heh. I thought it was a good way to cut through the gravity of the situation. 270 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,961 But guess you can never tell with women. 271 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:27,208 No, actually, I agree with her. You are a fucking asshole. 272 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,010 - Excuse me? - I'm not my brother, Kenny. 273 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,973 Okay, I've been biting my tongue all day today, but I just can't do it anymore. 274 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,098 I know it's the decent thing, but I just can't do it anymore, all right? 275 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,146 Shane was a goddamn deadbeat. There, I said it. 276 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,564 HEY, Easy, man. 277 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,437 That's no way to talk about a dead person. 278 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,361 I talked about him like that when he was living. I don't give a shit. 279 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,734 Goddamn asshole thought he was 18 years old. 280 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,317 Made life miserable for anyone that even cared about him. 281 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,401 Fuck Shane. 282 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,287 Goddamn. Well, you know what? 283 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,867 Underneath your identical face, you are nothing like your brother. 284 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,077 I'm just floored you would say "Fuck Shane." 285 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,537 That's because you're a fucking idiot too. 286 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,132 I want you to get out of my truck right now. 287 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,460 - Your truck? That's hilarious. - Yeah. 288 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,715 Heh. That's a good one. 289 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:16,469 You know this truck is identical to the one that's described on Shane's lease. 290 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,097 I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right? 291 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,974 - Nope. Shane and I had identical tastes. - Hmm. 292 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,764 We bought the same truck. 293 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,147 Mine has a Cannonball in the tailgate. That's how we tell them apart. 294 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,774 Are you kidding me? Do you think we're idiots? 295 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,403 - Like we don't know what's going on here? - You know what? I've had enough. 296 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,952 I brought you to show you how Shane used to live, to make you feel good. 297 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,076 Instead, you been cussing him and throwing accusations. 298 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,873 I want you out. Go. 299 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,415 Fine. 300 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,131 These are the dumbest doors I've ever seen. 301 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,461 - It's up and then in. - Yeah, I get it. Thanks. 302 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,589 Know what? You and Shane were meant for each other. 303 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,219 Two peas in a fucking pod. 304 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:49,900 Semi-decent turnout to the funeral These people are looking super-sad. 305 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,777 There's a lot of hot babes, though. 306 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,151 This isn't what Shane would have wanted. 307 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,652 Watch the truck. 308 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,781 I'm gonna go pay my final respects. 309 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,162 I just want to say a few words about my grandson. 310 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,381 He was always my little man... 311 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,754 ...even when he wasn't so little. 312 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,926 We're gonna miss you, little man. 313 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,109 Don't bury him yet. 314 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,403 I'd love to add to the speeches. 315 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,612 Oh, my fucking God. 316 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,863 What's wrong? 317 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,607 Do you have a cigarette? 318 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,197 No. I only smoke weed. 319 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,867 I just couldn't handle seeing my brother like that;. 320 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,361 Were you a friend of his? 321 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,950 Um... 322 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,580 Yeah, you could say that. 323 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:31,376 Do you"? Do you want me to come sit with you for a while? 324 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,376 That'd be nice; Okay. 325 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,887 End of intro to funeral speech. 326 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,348 Good afternoon to everyone. 327 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:58,984 I'm Kenny Powers, and if you're here, then you're someone Shane cared about. 328 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,985 You're someone Shane loved. 329 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,819 Or maybe you're just somebody who has no business being here at all. 330 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,248 Who's just here because you think it's gonna make you more popular, like Ivan. 331 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,292 Everyone's wondering why you're here because you didn't even know Shane. 332 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,712 Don't worry about it, though. It's cool. No one's complaining. 333 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,507 You know, Shane and I used to fuck around, big-time. 334 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,584 We'd fucking party hard. 335 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,046 We'd ride our vehicles around. Slay ass. 336 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,133 We also watched a lot of cinema films together. 337 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,094 We loved the movie Top Gun. 338 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,305 Oftentimes, we would joke with each other. 339 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,391 Who was Goose and who was Torn Cruise. 340 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:42,861 Well, now that Shane is dead, I guess we know who is Goose. 341 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,158 - Oh, my God. - Shane is Goose. 342 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,862 Because in that motion picture, Goose dies, so... 343 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,368 Shane is dead, so he would be Goose. 344 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,075 And that would make me Tom Cruise. 345 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,535 I'm Tom Cruise, guys. 346 00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,336 Do you"? Would you like a hug? 347 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,418 Yeah? Oh, it's all right. It's okay. 348 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,925 We all die. We all die. 349 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,269 Everyone at the funeral, close your eyes. 350 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,639 Ojos fucking closos. Now. 351 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,097 - No, you don't have to close your eyes. - Cole, I know you're sad, dog. 352 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,772 Don't let your sadness make you rude. 353 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,977 Everyone, close your eyes. Close your eyes, everybody. 354 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,609 Now picture Shane's face. 355 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,532 Happy. 356 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,996 Well-manicured facial hair. 357 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,821 His body youthful and full of life. 358 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,081 Now picture Shane now. 359 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,706 His cold, lifeless face. 360 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,084 Eyeballs mushed and smashed in. 361 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,672 Little strands of hair still just coming off of his head. 362 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,470 Looks all scary, like that little smart-ass... 363 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,923 "from Tales From the Crypt. The little Crypt Keeper guy. 364 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,760 That's the kind of skeleton that Shane is now. 365 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,097 Open your eyes. Everyone open them. 366 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,102 What do you see? 367 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,479 You see me. 368 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,938 Shane now lives through me. I have his power. 369 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,743 Oh, I wanna fuck you. Get that dick out. 370 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,669 Get your belt, get your belt. 371 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,248 Get your pussy out, get your pussy out. 372 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,708 Not only do I have the fuel of Kenny Powers inside of me... 373 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,669 ...I now have all of Shane's fucking powers too. 374 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,673 So anyone who wants to step up to this shit... 375 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,007 ... better recognize. 376 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,648 Not that one. We already heard that one. 377 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,192 This next song is the one for this part of the funeral. 378 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,318 This is Shane's favorite song, guys. 379 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,915 I came twice. 380 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,922 Me too. Oh. 381 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,804 Yeah. 382 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:25,018 - You should get off me now. - Really? 383 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,981 Sorry. I have to... 384 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,908 - I gotta go. - No, stay. 385 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,952 - No, no. Watch the funeral. - Please. 386 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,540 Watch the funeral. 387 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,331 This funeral is my brother's. 388 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,001 - I love you. - No, you don't. 389 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,000 Oh, God. 390 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,434 Just grab him. Grab him, grab him. 391 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,429 Grab him, grab him. 392 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,888 - Kenny, give it up! - This is what Shane would have wanted. 393 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,563 Give it! Unh! 394 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,981 I'm still alive. 395 00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,817 Come on, man. 396 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,651 Stevie! 397 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,574 Stevie! 398 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,093 What's with the human chain? You guys trying to play Red Rover? 399 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,675 It's a funny thing, Kenny. 400 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,474 The VIN number on your truck matches Shane's VIN number. 401 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,350 - You don't even like him. - Get out of the fucking truck. 402 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,570 Jesus Christ. 403 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,073 Goddamn moron. Fucking... 404 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:03,826 He gave it to me. 405 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:12,046 He gave it to me! 406 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,009 What the hell is that smell? 407 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,470 I puked myself. 408 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,149 Oh, Jesus. 409 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,570 I left my mobile, cellular smartphone in the center console. 410 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,523 Please call it. 411 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,255 It went to voice-mail. 412 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,707 Hello, uh, Kenny's phone. 413 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,669 Uh... Well, I believe this is Cole. 414 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,472 Uh... This is Steve. Did--? Uh... 415 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,393 That's my phone. Now nobody has a phone. 416 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:07,017 That was dumb, Kenny. Now nobody has a phone. 417 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,099 Where is this battery? 418 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,730 Now nobody has a phone. 419 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,991 How about a bedtime story? 420 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,082 After all my years as a travelling salesman... 421 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,786 ...I finally was gonna get into; the Mile High Club. 422 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,417 When I unzipped my pants and slipped my... 423 00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:34,374 ...Pixy Stix into her Barbie Dream House... 424 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,801 ...I thought I would blow my Big League Chew. 425 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:41,552 Instead, I concentrated on her huge... 426 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:46,352 party balloons and pepperonis. 427 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,644 And when I inserted a finger into her Play-Doh factory... 428 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:57,690 to shoot my pacifier-Q... 429 00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:59,774 all over her beautiful, shaved 430 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,657 Her beautiful, shaved lamp. 431 00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,785 Then I shook the porridge... 432 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:13,497 ...off of my LEGO sword and smiled warmly... 433 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,838 ...knowing she was satisfied by her shivering... 434 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,254 ...baby crib. 435 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,260 The end.