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♪ Who put the "glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Is he bold? ♪
-♪ No one braver ♪
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-♪ Is he sweet? ♪
-♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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-♪ What a guy ♪
-♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Ask his friends ♪
-♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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-♪ Hercules ♪
-♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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-♪ Come on ♪
-♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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[Bob reading]
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[Phil] And... go!
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Oof! Oof!
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Ack! Oh! Ow!
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Whoa!
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Blech.
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How'd I do?
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Eh, kid, the object of an obstacle course
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is to go over, under,
or around the obstacles,
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Not through them.
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I know. It's just that sometimes my feet
don't exactly go where I aim them.
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-Whoa!
-I've noticed.
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We'll double up on agility drills tonight.
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[alarm clock clangs] Whoa!
You got to get to school.
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Hurry. You'll miss the barge.
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Whoa!
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[screaming]
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Morning!
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Oops! Sorry!
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Syrinx, ooh, my darling nymph.
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Don't you look, uh, delicious.
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Upside-down cake. Ooh, my fave.
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Oh, poor Hercules.
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That boy is less coordinated
than a two-headed monkey.
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Hey, he was like a three-headed monkey
when I took him on.
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Of course, I'm not going to teach him
all my moves.
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[chuckles]
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[growls]
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Oh, Philly, you are such a rake.
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Wow, something must be bothering you.
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You kind of remind me of... me.
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Phil says I just need to "train smarter."
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But I don't know,
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I feel like I was born with two left feet.
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[Icarus] Oh, really? Whoa! Supercool!
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Come on, take off your sandals.
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Come on, give us a peek.
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It's an expression.
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Well, call it what you want,
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but it's probably the reason
that Herc's so clumsy.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, come on. Cheer up.
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You know what they say...
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clumsiness is next to godliness.
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Uh, I think it's cleanliness, actually.
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Clumsiness is next to cleanliness?
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Aah! Guess so.
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Sorry I'm late, coach Phys Oed--
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Miss Thespis?
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OK, people. Settle.
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Now, coach Phys Oedipus has taken...
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an extended leave of absence,
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which has nothing to do
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With the incident involving Hercules
and the shot put.
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Six months in traction and no solid foods.
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It was an accident.
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Well, you'd be the expert there.
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Hmm. So with no gym coach,
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somebody thought, "Miss Thespis is
the drama coach.
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Close enough."
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Oh, yes, this is perfect.
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You know, I've always
viewed gym class as a combo
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of comedy and tragedy.
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Yeah, right, than-thanks for sharing,
Icarus.
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OK, I've decided to make some changes
in the athletic program.
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Finally, repeated proposals
that my servants run laps in my stead
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have fallen on deaf ears.
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Very creative, Adonis, but uh-uh.
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I have an even better idea.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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We're all gonna dance!
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What? Dance?
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-No way!
-You're kidding?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Girls and boys.
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I have got a whole forest
of cute woodland animals
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to cast for our annual dance recital.
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Whoo! Animals! Well, I'll audition.
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[clears throat]
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Gazelle, an interpretation.
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Aah! Hamstring! I'm out.
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Someone up there does like me.
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Oh, Miss Thespis,
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I believe we have another volunteer...
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Over here.
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Hercules... uh, OK. Yeah, sure.
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We'll just get these shot puts
out of your way.
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And you're on.
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Uh, I-- I had this big lunch, and, uh--
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I'm feeling kinda bloated. You know.
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Yeah, who isn't, sunshine?
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All right, and you're on!
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Come on.
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Try not to level the place.
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All right, warm-up time.
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One, two, three, four,
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shake that shyness out the door.
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[laughter]
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Our boy Hercules is in trouble.
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Yeah, you sing it, girl.
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-Time out.
-[record screeches]
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I beg your pardon?
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This is where we sing.
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Musical enhancement of the storytelling.
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No! It's an inspiration emergency.
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We muses do more than sing
about the story.
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You got that right, baby.
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We also got to look gorgeous 24-7, honey.
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We inspire artistic greatness.
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I will make this boy bust a move!
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Hmm. That's the only thing
he hasn't busted.
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OK, Hercules. Show us what you got.
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Wait-- OK.
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Oh, man. Where's a fire drill
when you need one?
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Honey, forget the fire drill.
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You've got me.
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Wha-- who are you?
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Terpsichore.
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I'm your muse.
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I have a muse? Ha! Cool!
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Well, not just your muse.
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I help anyone who needs it,
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and, honey, you need it.
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Hey, guys, I have a muse!
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Whoa.
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Don't worry. It's not permanent.
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Whoa. Whoa! Wait!
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And just where do you think you're going?
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I did not put everyone on ice
so you could run away.
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But if I don't run now,
I'm-- I'm-- I'm gonna have to dance.
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And that's exactly what you're gonna do.
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[nervous laughter] You don't understand.
I'll bring the house down... Literally.
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You can do it. You can dance.
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Did you know that I was actually born
with two left feet?
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Hmm. I heard you were born
the son of Zeus,
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So I figure you've got
the strength and courage
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to do just about anything.
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Heh. Even dance?
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Don't worry.
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I'll be with you every two-step
of the way.
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Wait!
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Oh, enough waiting!
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Dance, Hercules! Dance!
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[Terpsichore whispering] Come on.
Just listen to the music.
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But there isn't any music!
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Music. He needs music.
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Don't just stand there.
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Twinkle toes needs music.
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[chuckles]
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This ought to be rich.
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-Shh.
-Shh.
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♪ First let your left foot wiggle ♪
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♪ To the sound of a shimmy shimmy shoup ♪
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♪ Shimmy, shimmy ♪
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-♪ Shoup, shoup ♪
-♪ oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Then make your right one wiggle ♪
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♪ Like you're stirring up a steamy soup ♪
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♪ Stir it up ♪
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-♪ Soup soup ♪
-♪ Honey ♪
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♪ Now put a double dose dip in your hip ♪
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♪ And slip into Terpsichore's trip ♪
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♪ You gotta go where the music moves you ♪
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♪ Every hero's got to take a chance ♪
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♪ Do what the rhythm tells you to do ♪
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♪ Because, baby ♪
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♪ You were born to dance ♪
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♪ Ohh ♪
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♪ You gotta trust your soul ♪
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♪ Roll with the flow
Of a ballet or a bunny hop ♪
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♪ Once you start to sway
In your natural way ♪
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♪ You may find it hard to stop ♪
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♪ You gotta go where the music moves you ♪
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♪ Every hero's got to take a chance ♪
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♪ Do what the rhythm tells you to do ♪
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♪ Because, baby ♪
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♪ You were born to dance ♪
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Glorious. Hercules,
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I was inspired.
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Yeah, so was I.
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You must dance the climactic grand jeté
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of the Cerynean Hind!
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Oh, really?
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W-w-what--what-- what's a Cerynean Hind?
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It's a deer, dear.
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I shall be the Hind!
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Oh, may I audition for the recital, too?
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-Me, too!
-I wanna be the muskrat.
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I just wanna dance!
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Whoa! What got into you?
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Ah, the muse of dance inspired me.
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Ah! Listen to that!
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He's even talking like an artsy-smartsy.
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I can foresee it now. Thanks to you,
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Every hero will be
required to wear tights.
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Oh, great. I was hoping
my big success as a hero
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would be a slaying of a Hydra
or conquering Titans,
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not prancing around in stretchy legwear.
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Well, if you ask me, your big success is
what you didn't do.
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Huh?
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You didn't trip. You didn't crash.
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You didn't cause structural damage.
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Yeah, and for a guy born
with two left feet,
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come on, you were
actually kind of graceful.
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Hey, you guys are right.
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For once, I feel like I can get
through sixth period
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without any major catastrophic
consequences.
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So how'd I do?
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Unbelievable.
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I knew my tips would get you over
your klutz problem.
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Which was it? "Work harder"
or "train smarter"?
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It's dancing.
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Dancing?
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I started dancing at school.
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It's incredible.
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I'm not clumsy anymore,
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And I-- I even get to be a hind
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in the school dance recital.
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Be a hind?
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Ooh, I gotta run. See ya, Philly.
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Congratulations, cutie. That's great.
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Uh, I don't know if "great"
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is the exact word I'd use.
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Eh, don't get me wrong.
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Dancing's a beautiful artistic
form of expression and all,
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just, uh, not for a hero-in-training.
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Well, why not?
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You see, uh, heroes don't dance.
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It's not, uh, manly,
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it's not dignified, and, well...
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Uh, it's just plain--
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embarrassing.
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My little girl is datin' a goat-man?
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I mean, a goat, fine.
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A man, well, OK,
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But an itty-bitty goat-man?
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That's not done.
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With all due respect, Ephialtes, sir,
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He's a satyr.
264
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,125
Who's a satyr, softwood?
265
00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:34,208
The itty-bitty goat-man--
266
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,792
He's actually a satyr.
267
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,208
I don't care if he's a fried potater.
268
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:39,333
I want him mashed!
269
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,375
Daddy! I'm sweet on Phil,
270
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,125
and there's nothing you can do about it.
271
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,625
Oh, can't I now, little girl?
272
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:46,583
Daddy, please.
273
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,040
Would you just let me grow up?
274
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,458
Phil...
275
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:51,375
[chuckles]
276
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,792
We're gonna whack this weed, boys.
277
00:11:57,165 --> 00:12:00,709
So I guess dancing the role
of the Cerynean Hind
278
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:05,000
just doesn't fit my trainer's image
of macho.
279
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,875
But wait! Oh, no, no, no.
280
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,250
Look. I already made the costume.
281
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,959
look at these antlers-- an eight-pointer.
282
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,667
How macho can you get?
283
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,458
I-I'm really sorry.
284
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:20,625
Bup-- fiddup! No.
Don't utter another word.
285
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,792
Just go.
286
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,208
But maybe somebody else could--
287
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,667
Blipup. Blipupup.
288
00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:27,625
So how'd it go?
289
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,709
Oh, I think she took it pretty well.
290
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,542
[Miss Thespis sobbing]
291
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:34,667
You let Adonis shame you into quitting?
292
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,542
It wasn't Adonis.
293
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,667
Well, if it isn't Mr. Twinkle toes,
294
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,667
Fancy pants, tutu tights.
295
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:42,583
Give it up, Adonis.
296
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,290
I already quit the recital.
297
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:47,792
Oh, now what do I do with my afternoon?
298
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:48,917
It's-- it's Phil.
299
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,667
He thinks dancing will ruin my chances
to become a hero.
300
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,083
[Helen] Some hero.
301
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,834
How could you drop out?
302
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:59,000
I-- This would have been
our best dance recital ever.
303
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,041
Don't take this the wrong way, Hercules,
304
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,333
But you've ruined everything.
305
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,250
But, Helen--
306
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,667
Why won't you let Hercules dance
in that recital?
307
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,917
Ooh, fescue.
308
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,750
What was the question?
309
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,250
You are being so stubborn and hardheaded.
310
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,959
You remind me of my daddy,
311
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,709
stubborn old stick-in-the-mud.
312
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,875
Hmm. Sounds like my kind of guy.
313
00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,375
Hey!
314
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,917
You know, if you let Herc dance--
315
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,917
I love when you do that.
316
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,834
I could be your date for the recital.
317
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,917
Maybe I was a bit rash.
318
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Maybe?
319
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,290
You little nymph.
320
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,458
[laughing]
321
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,709
Come back here.
322
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,875
[laughing]
323
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,417
[arguing at once]
324
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,290
Whoa!
325
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,250
Ugh.
326
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,625
[Terpsichore] Oh, don't you "ugh" me.
327
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,165
[Hercules] Terpsichore.
328
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,959
Honey, last time I saw you,
329
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,709
you were dazzling the stage.
330
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,792
Now you're wallowing in a mud pit.
331
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,875
Ugh. Where did I go wrong?
332
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,333
No offense, but I need the muse
of heroic fighting
333
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,792
And-- and action, not the muse of dance.
334
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:14,959
There's a difference?
335
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,417
Don't heroes need strength?
336
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,542
Don't heroes need agility?
337
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,208
Don't heroes need perfect timing?
338
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,917
It doesn't matter
if you're twirling in a tutu,
339
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,250
or trouncing a Titan.
340
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,792
Dancing makes you stronger,
341
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,625
faster, more confident, and less clumsy.
342
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,792
But how do I tell Phil that?
343
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,375
You know what to say.
344
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,583
I do?
345
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,417
OK. I'm here.
346
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,333
I'll help.
347
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,375
Phil, honey, you listen,
and you listen good.
348
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,375
Huh?
349
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,750
Phil! Oh, hey.
350
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,625
Uh, uh, got a minute?
351
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:57,875
Kid, I know I've been a bit thickheaded
352
00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,542
about the whole dance thing--
353
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:00,792
Phil, if I wanna dance,
354
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,375
I'm gonna-- hey, wait. Really?
355
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,917
Oh, that's great!
356
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,834
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
357
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,583
What say I check out your next...
358
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:08,875
[clears throat]
359
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,917
Rehearsal.
360
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Pathetic! You trees make me sycamore!
361
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,959
Well, sir, we almost got him,
362
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,041
but for an itty-bitty
goat-man, I tell you what
363
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,792
He is a hard target.
364
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,834
[speaking gibberish]
365
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,041
Mmm, what he said.
366
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,417
Stand down, sapling!
367
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:27,083
Just tell me where he is now.
368
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,458
Oh, I can't take it anymore.
369
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,709
Miss Thespis, the Cerynean Hind
is scaring Helen again.
370
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,040
Oh, Helen, come--
371
00:15:37,165 --> 00:15:38,959
Ew, I know. He scares me, too.
372
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,333
Hey, this wasn't my idea, all right?
373
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:46,917
I was happy to be peat moss
to my beloved Cassandra's rock.
374
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,250
If only I could crawl under myself.
375
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,417
I don't care if you want to be pond scum.
376
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,583
You're the hind,
377
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,709
Now, dance, you little fool, dance.
378
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,250
Miss Thespis!
379
00:15:56,834 --> 00:16:00,166
OK, OK, we'll try it again.
380
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,709
Places everyone.
381
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,291
Oh, Hercules!
382
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,917
Hercules!
383
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,125
Hercules?
384
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,083
My hero.
385
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,709
Oh, Phil, I'm so glad we came.
386
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:19,625
Aren't you?
387
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:21,875
Yeah. Whoa.
388
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:28,166
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
389
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,083
Ewww.
390
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,834
[Syrinx] I think he looks adorable.
391
00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:35,040
Work it, honey. You are the hind.
392
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,500
[Miss Thespis] oh, bravo!
393
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:46,583
Awesome, young buck. Oh, bravo.
394
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:50,125
Um, I am still the understudy, right?
395
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:54,417
Icarus, you just be
the best darn peat moss
396
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,333
you can be.
397
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,000
[falsetto] Oh, Hercules.
398
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,500
[normal voice] I've never seen
such pretty prancing.
399
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:01,458
Have you?
400
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,000
Stop! Enough!
401
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,333
That's it, kid.
Your days as dancing doe are done.
402
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,250
But, Phil--
403
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,165
If I told you once,
404
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,458
I told you a thousand times,
405
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,333
Heroes don't dance.
406
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,416
Now, you may not like it, but trust me...
407
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,750
It's for your own good.
408
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,458
Now let's get outta here.
409
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:20,709
Huh? Yikes!
410
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,666
You're not going anywhere, sitter.
411
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,000
Uh, that's "satyr," sir.
412
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:29,583
-Ooh, he's gonna be sadder, all right.
-Not what I said.
413
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,333
[screaming]
414
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:41,125
I'll protect you, my darling!
415
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,291
No!
416
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,875
I'd rather-- aah!
417
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,583
Whoa!
418
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,333
Whoa, there must be some mistake here.
419
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,625
I'll say. Don't worry, Phil.
420
00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,250
I'll take care of this!
421
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,250
Aah!
422
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,208
Don't worry, Phil.
423
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,959
Uh, Pegasus will take care of this!
424
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,500
[whinnies]
425
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,000
Well, I guess I can worry now.
426
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,291
Right now, you're probably
asking yourself,
427
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,959
"Is his bark worse than his bite?"
428
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:18,417
Well, mister, it's right deadly.
429
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:19,750
[laughs]
430
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:20,917
[Syrinx] Daddy!
431
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,834
Daddy?
432
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,291
Go home, Syrinx.
433
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,500
This is between me and the itty-bitty
goat-man.
434
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,250
Itty-bitty goat-man?
435
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,625
Unbranch him, Daddy.
436
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,125
If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,
437
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,542
forest nymphs do not date
sayter-- satur--
438
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,792
Itty-bitty goat-men!
439
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,000
Now, you may not like it,
but trust me. It's for your own good.
440
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,834
Hmm, something sounds familiar here.
441
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,083
[Hercules] Listen!
442
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,500
If Syrinx wants to date
an itty-bitty goat-man--
443
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,458
Ow!
444
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,125
Again with the itty-bitty.
445
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,166
It's up to her!
446
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,625
-Aah!
-Yeah!
447
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,291
And if I wanna dance,
448
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,125
well, it's up to me!
449
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,667
Hey, hey, whoa, now. Wait a minute.
450
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,125
And if my boys want to grind you to mulch,
451
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,542
well, that's up to them.
452
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,333
Whoa!
453
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,083
Oh, my, my, my.
454
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:08,375
I'm afraid that poor boy
may never dance again.
455
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,792
Oh, yeah?
456
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,583
It's just you and me now...
457
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,083
One on one...
458
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,917
mano a-- what are you, anyway?
459
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,959
Hercules!
460
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,291
I'm rooting for you, Phil!
461
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,667
[grunting]
462
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,542
[Hercules] I'm coming.
463
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:26,792
Just as soon as I--
464
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:27,709
Aah!
465
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,667
[Terpsichore] Can't I
leave you for five minutes?
466
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:31,959
Terpsichore!
467
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,000
Can you get me out?
468
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,625
I'm the muse of dance, honey,
469
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,500
not the jaws of life.
470
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,500
Well, what should I do?
471
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,041
Feel the music.
472
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,417
What music?
473
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,875
[harp playing]
474
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,291
-Huh? What?
-Huh?
475
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,291
[giggles] You go, girl!
476
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
That is beautiful, yet morose,
477
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,959
haunting and downright bone-chilling,
478
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:00,041
like a sad little bird.
479
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,083
I, too, find it sappy,
480
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,333
especially at this moment,
481
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:07,166
right when I'm about to whoop your hide!
482
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:14,166
Now to burn this pile of kindling
once and for all.
483
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,083
[maniacal laugh]
484
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,250
Phil!
485
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:36,792
Hoo!
486
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,834
[babbling]
487
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:43,750
[babbling]
488
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:48,959
[gasps]
489
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,083
Phil!
490
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,875
Give it up, ballerina boy.
491
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,792
[Phil] That's it, kid!
492
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,917
Dance! Dance like my life depends on it.
493
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,375
That was beautiful, kid.
494
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:07,458
I never knew dancing could be so heroic.
495
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,709
Does that mean you'll let me dance
in the recital?
496
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,625
Syrinx!
497
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,792
Oh, somebody save my baby!
498
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,458
Get down, dude. Feel the music.
499
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,583
Well, I reckon I'm stumped.
500
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,375
Anyone who'd risk their life
501
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,709
for my little girl is OK by me.
502
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:43,375
Mmm. Honey, if you wanna date
an itty-bit--
503
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:48,208
Um, Phil, you have my oak, er, I mean, OK.
504
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:49,250
Thanks, Daddy,
505
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:52,208
and, Daddy, could you do
one more thing for me?
506
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,291
What's that, my little sugar maple?
507
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,458
No more tree puns.
I'd be ever so grateful.
508
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,750
Ah, since it saved my life and all,
509
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:03,875
I gotta admit, I was wrong about dancing,
510
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:06,291
and I must say,
you're surprisingly graceful.
511
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,959
So I can dance in the recital?
512
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,375
We'll be sitting in the front row, champ.
513
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,000
[theme music playing]