1 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:17,269 "For 'ze' crime of insurrection against the Republic of France... 2 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:20,500 "And in accordance with 'ze' verdict of 'ze' people... 3 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:24,368 'Ze' prisoner is condemned to death." 4 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,502 Bring "ze" foreign exchange prisoner. 5 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:34,446 Warden, we have brought the foreign exchange prisoner as ordered. 6 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,416 This man, Professor Mortimer Gangreen, tomato mastermind... 7 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:43,411 Scourge of civilized society, is to be freed at once! 8 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:47,415 There must be some mistake, Warden. He is "ze" most dangerous man in "ze" world. 9 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,518 Silence! I have my orders! 10 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:53,255 You dare to disobey me? 11 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,290 Oh! Hold still, guys! 12 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,303 Ohh! Ohh! 13 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,397 Ha! 14 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,374 You are not "ze" warden! 15 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,381 Hey, nice batting! Come on, boys! 16 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,387 Let's go! 17 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,489 Hey! Don't! Don't do that! 18 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:25,463 - Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! - Can't take him an here! 19 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,300 Perfect. 20 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,368 Up, up and away! 21 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,448 Well done, lads! Well done! 22 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,452 To go with a balloon escape, sir, blueberry pizza? 23 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:58,258 Ah! With jalapenos. Mmm. 24 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,524 - Let her rip, Zoltan. - Right. 25 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,327 Bombs away! 26 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,303 All right! Aye! 27 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,406 Oh! Oh! Run! 28 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,349 Run! 29 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:23,514 Cruise tomato! 30 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,317 Igor, my tomatoes are ripe for revolution. 31 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,453 I hold in my hands the secret to world domination. 32 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:34,296 I'll give them a reign of terror they'll never forget. 33 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:39,395 'Tis a far, far meaner thing I do than I have ever done. 34 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,408 But that's show biz. 35 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:45,240 - Igor, to the castle! - You got it, Professor. 36 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:51,373 Déjà vu! Potpourri! Soup du jour! 37 00:05:56,456 --> 00:06:01,519 "Every French hotel is equipped with a drinking fountain in the bathroom." Hmm. 38 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:05,355 Ok. Let's see, two francs. 39 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:09,425 And... a half a Twinkie. 40 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:12,369 That ought to last me another week. 41 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,373 What am I worried about? I'm 22 years old. 42 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:18,376 I'm backpacking through France. Life is wonderful. 43 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:22,313 Ah, who am I kidding? Michael J. Fox is a major motion picture star... 44 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:26,250 And I'm making a killer tomatoes movie... part four! 45 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:29,254 What am I worried about? I'm making a movie. 46 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,450 I'm filming in France. I got a piece of the merchandising. 47 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,359 It beats dinner theater. Hey! 48 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,489 Life is wonderful! 49 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:47,372 That was wonderful. 50 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,522 Are you real? 51 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,425 Or am I on some kind of Twinkie high? 52 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:16,434 "Frankly, my dear, I do not give a damn." 53 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:22,534 - Who are you? - I am a beautiful French county girl. Who are you? 54 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,244 Me? 55 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:29,237 I'm a... big American movie star. 56 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,512 I love American movies! Which one are you? 57 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:37,484 - Michael J. Fox. Hi. - Oh, Michael! 58 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,460 This has possibilities. 59 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,456 Wait till you see it, Professor. It's totally awesome. 60 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:49,365 I got plans. Big plans. We'll make a mint. 61 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,303 Where's this castle you've been babbling about? 62 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:58,466 You call that a castle, you Ayan ignoramus? 63 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:03,272 No, sir, Professor Gangreen. That's the tool shed. That's the castle. 64 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,388 It's a little run-down. 65 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:14,257 But I'm gonna have it painted... pastels. 66 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,524 Shops, specialty stores, bars. 67 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:22,291 And in that tower, a revolving restaurant. 68 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,304 And in this moat, Igor's alligator farm. 69 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,374 And someday... 70 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:33,401 Time-share condominiums! 71 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,519 How do you like it, Professor? Some hideout, huh? 72 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,227 - This is incredible. - Thanks. 73 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,498 How can we afford all this on my mental disability check? 74 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,465 Welcome to Igor's Really Big Castle Museum. 75 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:02,338 - Inside you will find... - This is the best part, Professor. 76 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:05,275 Exhibits from ancient times. 77 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,404 Come along, folks. Come along. 78 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:11,212 - Wow! - Now, folks, you've paid an awful lot of money to be here... 79 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,411 On the super deluxe grand tour. 80 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:18,219 Ten down, only 332 rooms to go. 81 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,384 Is one of those a bathroom? 82 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,327 Come along, folks. 83 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,229 Hope you enjoy your stay at Igor's Really Big Castle. 84 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,494 Igor's Really Big Castle Tour. It's a gold mine. 85 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:32,402 Idiot! This is supposed to be a hideout! 86 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,439 A secret hideout. 87 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:38,500 - I'll be the laughing stock of mad men everywhere. - No problem. Follow me. 88 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,507 After visiting our museum... 89 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,340 Be sure to stop by our world famous gift store... 90 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,249 Featuring daily specials on many items. 91 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,480 - You will find Igor's Really Big Castle Museum... - Ho, ho! I am the king. 92 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,224 Full of state-of-the-art audio animatronic technology... 93 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,259 Ho, ho, ho. I am the king. 94 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,318 - Joan of Ark. - Ho, ho, ho. 95 00:09:56,395 --> 00:10:00,354 Hope you enjoy your stay at Igor's Really Big Castle... 96 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,425 A veritable treasure trove of really neat stum. 97 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:09,339 Before leaving, please ask about our new time-share condominium program. Thank you. 98 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,342 Ho, ho, ho. I am the king. 99 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:13,468 Ho, ho, ho. I am the king. 100 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:19,282 It's all here, Professor. Everything you asked for. 101 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,448 It's perfect. 102 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,429 Wonderful. 103 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,392 Oh, you even decorated. Nice touch. 104 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,301 Igor. 105 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:51,448 I picked up this little tome at the prison library. Behold. 106 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,512 The Prophecy of Nicodemus. 107 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:02,319 "When the streets of Paris shall run bright red. 108 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:06,297 "Then flow not the waters of life... 109 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,493 "Be thee cold and dead. 110 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:14,296 "Be azure skies turned black as night unfurled. 111 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:19,504 "Where a weeping virgin stands watch o'er the Underworld. 112 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:25,313 "When these four things strange occur as one... 113 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:29,514 "The True King of France shall return with the sun. 114 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:34,454 "Restore then to France her former glory. 115 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:39,487 And this, kind sirs is the end of our stop." 116 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:44,498 Hey! Hey! Cut it out! Stop it! 117 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,504 - The movie's just beginning. - "The King of France returns." 118 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,274 - What's that got to do with us? - Hmm. Behold. 119 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:57,305 The future king of France. 120 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,442 Professor... 121 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:03,421 - It's... it's me! - Yes, it's you! 122 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,256 Just think of it. It's incredible. 123 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:12,286 It's unbelievable. It's frightening, but true. True! 124 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,299 With you on the throne of France... 125 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:18,462 I'll have the means to unleash my killer tomatoes on mankind! 126 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,408 Hit the brakes! 127 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:26,411 Hit the brakes! 128 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,249 Ow! Ohh! Ow! 129 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,251 I had the double cheeseburger. 130 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,344 Lunch. Excellent. 131 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,355 Hey, who got into my fries, huh? 132 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:42,258 You still owe me 3.77, Shoelace Face. 133 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:45,286 Hey, I paid... watch that. 134 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,424 - Mmm. Needs ketchup. - Hey! 135 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:52,494 Nothing personal. 136 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,371 But, Professor, this stums pretty far out. 137 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:59,502 Red streets, rivers that don't flow, black sky, Underworld. 138 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,311 - What makes you think all this'll come true? - Don't worry about it. 139 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,477 Leave that to us. 140 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,497 Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's a tomato! 141 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,227 - For crying out loud. - Oui. 142 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,502 - We what? - What we have here is a failure to communicate. 143 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:33,211 Yeah, I'll say. You don't just wave to a tomato. How do you know? 144 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,305 In France, we do not discriminate against harmless vegetables. 145 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,350 Tomatoes are welcome here. 146 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,319 Don't get the wrong idea, ok? Some of my best friends are tomatoes. 147 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:44,447 It's just that killer tomatoes are dangerous. Period. 148 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,324 In France, we call tomatoes "love apples." 149 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,454 And love is something we French know, yes? 150 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,524 No... uh, yes. Sure. 151 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:59,533 Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 152 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,240 - Michael. - Pardon? 153 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,300 That's my name... Michael. You just called me Louie. 154 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:10,314 Yes, I know. Only the farmers win. 155 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:15,385 Yeah. Sure. Your English is unusual. 156 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:19,221 Merci. I learn by watching American movies. 157 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:23,250 Romantic ones like Casablanca, Cool Hand Luke... 158 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,286 The Magnificent Seven. 159 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,492 Have you seen Chinatown? It's my favorite. 160 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:32,368 Chinatown "My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter! 161 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:36,431 Mad! My sister and my daughter! Oui? 162 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:39,375 Yeah. I guess you've seen it. 163 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,278 But I have a question. 164 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:47,251 Why do Americans always wait until the middle of the movie to fall madly in love? 165 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,310 Why not at first sight? 166 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,482 Stupid Americans? 167 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,378 Hey, what are you doing with that thing, boss? 168 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,424 It ain't no killer tomato. It ain't got no teeth! 169 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:35,518 Just watch, boys. 170 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,464 Just watch. 171 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:45,395 Ah! Oh, needles! 172 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,351 Stand back! 173 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,387 I have created... 174 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,517 You created a mess! 175 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,285 - That's what you created! - Shut up! 176 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,459 - I am missing the mutant gene. - I'll say. 177 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,299 One ingredient that keeps me from total success. 178 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:23,297 I created it once quite by accident when I made that... ah... 179 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,468 When I made that... ah-choo! 180 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,479 Yeah. When you made Fuzzy Tomato. 181 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:31,415 That lousy little furball ain't gonna stop us this time! Right, boss? 182 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:35,317 Zoltan, you must find FT. 183 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,414 That double-crossing do-gooder holds the key to our success! 184 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:42,392 - FT! FT! - FT! 185 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:47,297 - I will disgrace you and destroy you! - Yeah! 186 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:50,267 And conquer the world in the bargain. 187 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:53,271 So... fly, my beauties. 188 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:58,436 Fly. Find Fuzzy Tomato, the ruby mutant! 189 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,377 - We don't fly, boss! We bounce! - Yeah. 190 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,280 It's a figure of speech, nimrod. Get out of here! 191 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:07,477 Ohh! Ohh! 192 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,310 My mother is named Marie also. 193 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:45,448 My father is Francois. But everyone calls him Frenchy. 194 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,463 Say, I'd like... 195 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,363 Uh... 196 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,438 Electricity. It has changed everything. 197 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,342 Oh, no, no, no. I... I couldn't. Please. 198 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,514 I... could, I guess. Just a... 199 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,248 Little bit there. 200 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,426 Escargot. You like? 201 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:54,481 Escargot du sushi. Nouvelle cuisine. 202 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:10,407 - Bonsoir. - It is not the escaped prisoner! 203 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,410 It is Frenchy! 204 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,504 Marie, your beau is here. 205 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:20,411 Beau? Marie, I didn't know you have a beau... fr... a boyfriend. 206 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,257 Oh, Marie. 207 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:31,285 That is my sister, also named Marie. 208 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:35,323 Now you know the truth. I am so ashamed. 209 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,336 Don't be silly. There's no need to be ashamed. 210 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:44,240 - Just because your sister... - Is beautiful! Go on! Run to her! They all do. 211 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,268 I lied when I told you I was beautiful. 212 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,315 I hoped you were blinded by the sand in your eyes. 213 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,476 Who am I kidding? I am a beast! 214 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:57,454 Why I can't look like a real French woman? 215 00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,253 Oh, Frenchy! 216 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,465 Damn! I hate these open beam ceilings. 217 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,504 I eat all the time, but I never gain weight. 218 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,513 I am doomed forever to have a tiny waist and a petite derriere. 219 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,520 I am the most unluckiest person in the whole world. 220 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:35,420 Yeah. But there's more to life than mere physical beauty. 221 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:40,363 Michael, you are so kind, so thoughtful. 222 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:43,368 Are all American men as sensitive as you? 223 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,370 Well... 224 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,372 Yes. 225 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,374 Please, take me with you. 226 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,241 - To Paris? You and me? - Help! 227 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,405 - Oui, I will show you the sights. Please. - Help! 228 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:59,315 We will drink wine, talk and hold hands... 229 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:03,218 Talk, share laughter and talk. 230 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,347 I don't know. I'm not much of a talker. 231 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:09,326 And then we shall make wild, passionate love under "ze" windmills. 232 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:13,229 Windmills? I love miniature golf. 233 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:18,395 Yeah. It's the best thing since electricity. We call it gasoline. 234 00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:23,397 We are simple French county folk. This gasoline, we do not know. 235 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:28,435 A rich American like you must think us very quaint. What is it like being a big movie star? 236 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,314 Oh, it's not easy. You have to sift through script after script... 237 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,443 Until you find just the right one. 238 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:38,387 - Hyah! - Michael! Look at that big, black thing! 239 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:42,257 - We must be getting near Paris! - Hyah! Hyah! 240 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,400 That is, of course, a big square and round thing... 241 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:55,463 Built by someone to remember something sometime. 242 00:22:55,540 --> 00:23:00,500 Ah, the famous left Bank of Paris. 243 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:05,238 That is a big, tall building with lots of knick-knacks and stuff. 244 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,274 It's almost finished. 245 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,446 This is Napoleon's Tomb. 246 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:14,391 Oh, now wait just a doggone minute here. This is the Sphinx, and it's in Egypt. 247 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:18,486 You've never even been to Paris, have you? What's this? Old Faithful? 248 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:23,291 No. This is the Waters of Life. I am sorry. 249 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:27,465 - You must think I am a stupid, skinny peasant girl. - No! No! No! Heck no. 250 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:31,270 I... I think you're the kind of girl a guy could... 251 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:35,503 - Um, a guy could... - Yes? 252 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,479 - Say, what is this place? - It is a famous Paris attraction. 253 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:44,279 It is a recreation of an authentic American shopping center. 254 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:47,450 Oh, great. That's just what I came to France to see, another faceless mall. 255 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,359 No. Not another faceless mall. 256 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:54,331 But a genuine replica of San Diego's magnificent Horton Plaza. 257 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:57,459 One hundred and fifty-one specialty stores and restaurants... 258 00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,300 For your shopping convenience. 259 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:01,339 Hearye! Hearye! 260 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:02,440 Hearye! Hearye! 261 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,499 Michael, look! 262 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,383 Michael, look. The stone in the shoe. 263 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,387 - The stone in the shoe? - Shh. 264 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,389 Hearye! Hearye! 265 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,516 Mesdames et monsieurs. 266 00:24:22,527 --> 00:24:26,224 According to legend... 267 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:31,326 She who takes five paces in the magic shoe... 268 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:35,271 Is the true queen of France. 269 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:43,442 She's even thinner than me. What a dog! 270 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,245 Regular Quasimodo. 271 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,451 Un... 272 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,496 - Deux... - Ow! 273 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,438 Trois... 274 00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:10,270 She's going to make it! 275 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,472 Go, Marie! Go! 276 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,376 Ow! Ow! Ow! 277 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,261 Boo! 278 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,388 Take a hike, bimbo! 279 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,398 Ow! Ohh! Ooh! 280 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,457 What's the deal? 281 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:41,336 It's the curse of my county. Our revolution was a big mistake. 282 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,365 Now we have no king, no royalty... 283 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:49,369 - No Charles, no Di, no Fergie, no Stephanie, no Kennedys. - Ow! 284 00:25:49,447 --> 00:25:53,383 But someday, someday that will change. 285 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,510 France will once again be famous! 286 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,313 We will have our own trashy tabloids... 287 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,324 Our own sordid scandals. 288 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,328 - Vive la France! - Vive la France! 289 00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:07,331 Michael, look! 290 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:13,498 "Tonight only! The FT Up With Tomatoes Concert. 291 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:17,298 A benefit for the Human/Vegetables Brotherhood foundation." 292 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:20,277 - Wow. - Le Tomato Fuzzy, my favorite rock star. 293 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,280 He's bigger than Jerry Lewis. 294 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:25,511 Old FT's done pretty good for himself. I haven't seen him in ages. 295 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,546 You know le Tomato Fuzzy? 296 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:32,349 Oh, yeah, sure. FT and I, we went to college together. 297 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:37,293 Please, Michael, take me to the Louvre tonight. I'd love to see the concert and meet FT. 298 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:42,289 - For you, baby, anything. - Great! I need a new dress! 299 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,477 Let's see. This is 43. This is us. 300 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,485 Ladies and gentlemen, the Louvre is proud to present... 301 00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:09,351 Rock and roll's most sensitive superstar... 302 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:13,296 That lovable liberal, Fuzzy Tomato! 303 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:29,380 and up with people too 304 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:32,247 305 00:27:32,283 --> 00:27:35,377 306 00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:41,358 children the proper way to play 307 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,361 308 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,330 really nice day 309 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:49,333 310 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:52,268 311 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,330 312 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:59,275 313 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,404 and wo-persons 314 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,382 uplifting ballad 315 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:08,477 important parts 316 00:28:08,553 --> 00:28:11,454 317 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,457 318 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:18,258 319 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:23,290 faith have no ceilings 320 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,531 red and green 321 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,467 322 00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:32,499 from the Earth 323 00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:37,237 from the sun 324 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:40,308 325 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:48,418 Bravo! 326 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,257 It's magnificent! 327 00:28:51,262 --> 00:28:55,323 FT is an inspiration to men and wo-persons everywhere. 328 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,335 FT will return after a short intermission. 329 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,441 FT is so P.C. 330 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:06,376 You're knocking 'em dead. You're mutilating 'em. 331 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:09,311 You got a press pass to have that thing in here? One of these? 332 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:12,282 - A rockumentary? Oh, well... - You're decimating them. You're drowning them. 333 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:14,285 You're boiling them in oil. Am I right, babe? 334 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:17,288 You're chopping them up into teeny-weenie, tiny little pieces... 335 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,415 So that their guts are hanging outside. 336 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,255 - Get that for me, would you, Marie? - Oh, lunch? 337 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,420 - FT, Madonna is on the telephone. - Madonna who? 338 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:28,330 - Who is it? - Sacre bleu! It is Santa Claus! 339 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:30,458 - Ha, ha, ha! - Ho, ho, ho. 340 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,335 Right. Ho, ho, ho. 341 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:36,373 Santa, baby. We're a little busy. 342 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:39,343 The Toys for Tots gig isn't for another six months, right, kiddo? 343 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:43,437 Well, in that case, we'll just leave these little baubles right here! 344 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,252 Whoa! 345 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,365 Help! H-Help! 346 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,437 You'll never work in show business again! 347 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:20,245 You're gonna find yourself in a Caesar Salad! 348 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:26,287 Get your FT souvenirs! French fries! 349 00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:30,260 Get your apple pie a la mode! Get it while it's hot! 350 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,286 Let's hear it again for FT! 351 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:35,491 Yeah! Whoo! 352 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,331 Yeah! 353 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,478 tomatoes are red 354 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,248 on your feet 355 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:58,414 off your head 356 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:01,289 I'm red and I'm rad 357 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,419 I'm sick and I'm mad 358 00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:06,327 now listen, you frogs 359 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,389 your food's for the dogs 360 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:11,264 361 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:13,395 362 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:16,235 363 00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,401 364 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:21,241 this Vincent can Gogh 365 00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:24,304 Michelangelo 366 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,498 Whoo! Ha, ha! 367 00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,212 Something is very wrong here. 368 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,490 Michael, what's happening? 369 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:27,402 I know FT! I've partied with FT! 370 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:32,212 And let me tell you, you're no FT! 371 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,511 Wait a minute! Listen to me! 372 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,315 That's not FT! 373 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:47,262 - Come on, Marie! Let's get out of here! - Michael! Michael! 374 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:50,392 Get the tomato lover! Kill the tomato lover! 375 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:53,495 He's a lover of tomatoes! 376 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,263 Kill him! Kick him in the head! 377 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,434 Do anything! Just get the tomato lover! 378 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:03,469 You have to kill him! Get him! Get them! Oh, my god! 379 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:09,351 How you feelin', little furball? 380 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:12,287 So, my fuzzy friend, we meet again. 381 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:16,350 For the first time in memory, it's a pleasure to see you. 382 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:20,363 - Ah... choo! - Oh, geez, you son of a... 383 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:24,459 Excuse me. Is this the castle gift shop? 384 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:28,302 - Third door down the hall. Special on slides today. - Get out of here! 385 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,308 - Move it! - Help me, grandma! Come here! Wait a minute! 386 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:37,280 And now we come to the entertainment part of our program. 387 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:42,251 Igor, throw the... ah... ah... 388 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,345 Throw the... throw the... throw the... 389 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,481 Baseball? Football? Discus? 390 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,493 Uh, lawn mower? Start the lawn mower? 391 00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:53,458 - Bless you! - Throw the switch, you chowderhead! 392 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:58,264 I must be allergic to this overripe furball. 393 00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:12,340 Yes! Yes! Yes! 394 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,476 Merci for your generous donation. 395 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,520 You have no idea how much it means to me. 396 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,280 Igor, show our guest to the penthouse. 397 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,291 I may have need of him later. 398 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:25,318 We don't have a penthouse, sir. All we have is this really high tower with bars on the windows. 399 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:29,459 Well, gee, I guess that'll have to do. Must I be so literal? 400 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:35,370 "The streets run red" saith the prophecy. 401 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:40,309 They shall, indeed, before you can say, "tomato surprise." 402 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,369 Yes! 403 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,461 Kill the tomato lovers! 404 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:02,499 Now that was close. I told you tomatoes can be dangerous. 405 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,496 You said yourself that was not the real FT! 406 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,498 Yeah. But the whole place went crazy. 407 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:10,435 It was the impostor that started it! We must find FT and rescue him... 408 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,476 Explaining what really happened or else... 409 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:15,341 Or else you're gonna have another French Revolution on your hands. 410 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:18,507 The garden variety. 411 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:27,491 All right. I'll bite. Where are we? 412 00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:33,259 The Tomato Quarter. The roughest, most dangerous part of Paris. 413 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,357 If FT was kidnapped, they would maybe bring him here, yes? 414 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:41,497 Did you say dangerous? You know, FT and I aren't exactly what I'd call close. 415 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,367 Uh, actually, it's pretty casual. 416 00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:48,276 Certainly a brave, handsome American like you is not afraid. 417 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,371 Afraid? Moi? 418 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:54,316 - I am not afraid. - Good. Come on. 419 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,320 A little cautious, maybe. 420 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,378 Prudent. Careful. These are good words. 421 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,424 Petrified. It's a good one too. 422 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,426 Whoa! 423 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,351 They look pretty vicious. Of course, on the other hand... 424 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,365 They're now roused to a state of intense anger which is liable to explode any minute. 425 00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:10,458 Michael, over there. 426 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,370 Oui. Oui. 427 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,441 This is a very famous French vegetable café. 428 00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:32,279 Two more straws? 429 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,382 Maybe she knows something, yes? 430 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,449 I'll be with you in a minute. 431 00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:39,361 Hey, you fruit! Get out of here! 432 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:41,490 This is not that kind of a bar! Allez! Allez! 433 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:49,339 Oh, mama. Get this. 434 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,365 Bonjour, madame. Et bonjour, monsieur. 435 00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:56,243 Welcome to the French... Kiss. 436 00:36:56,314 --> 00:37:00,341 What will it be, "ze", uh, house specialty? 437 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:05,319 Uh... perhaps you heard about the riot tonight at the Louvre? 438 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:09,224 - Oui. What of it? - Le Tomato Fuzzy was kidnapped! 439 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:13,457 - No! Then that explains it! - Explains what? 440 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:17,456 Over there. Look slowly. 441 00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:22,234 The fat one, he has the hots forme. 442 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:26,265 - He calls himself Zoltan. - Hey, baby, what's happening? 443 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:30,303 He is disgusting! 444 00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,407 They all are! 445 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:37,386 He gave me a Christmas present. Ha! 446 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:39,514 A fur coat! 447 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,453 Hmm. A cheap gift. Kind of small. 448 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:46,326 Look! A zipper! It's the FT disguise! 449 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:49,265 What furcoat has a zipper? Eh? 450 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:53,396 - Pig! - That's mr. Pig to you. 451 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:58,272 They invited me to their pad. 452 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:03,244 "Igor's Really Big Castle Tour. Real cheap." 453 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:06,306 That really big castle looks a little familiar. 454 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:08,511 Yeah. It looks a lot like the one that's up the street from your house. 455 00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:11,419 Of course! That's where I've seen it! I will call a cab! 456 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:14,322 Taxi! Taxi! 457 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:17,452 Take me with you. I am mad for you! 458 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:20,464 I will show you the sights of Paris. 459 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:23,398 Wait a minute. Wait. I'm not gonna fall for that line again. 460 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,425 Besides, I've got a girlfriend, Marie. 461 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,437 How did you know my name? 462 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:32,272 Don't you know the only thing better than one French girl is two French girls. 463 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:35,312 - Ménage à trois. - Oh, ménage à trois. 464 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,373 I thought that was when you use both hands. 465 00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,418 - Man, I'm one stewed tomato. - Aw, don't be. 466 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,474 Michael, this was a great idea. 467 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,481 These disguises are much better than everyone else's. 468 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,455 Yeah. We're the life of the party. 469 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:23,392 Just try not to attract any attention, ok? 470 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,397 Igor's Really Big Castle. 471 00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:38,465 Ohh! 472 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,356 Over here. 473 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,520 You see that? I think that's the main entrance. 474 00:39:58,262 --> 00:40:00,321 - Ooh. - Come on. 475 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:19,448 Now think. Where would they hide FT? 476 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:21,451 I do not know. In "ze" garage? 477 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:23,476 No. This is a castle. It doesn't have a garage. 478 00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:25,489 - "Ze" rec room? - No. 479 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,351 "Ze" family room? "Ze" kitchenette? "Ze" dungeon? 480 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,362 "Ze" dungeon! Of course. 481 00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:36,493 Now come on, everybody! 482 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:40,368 Come on! Now, mrs. Brubaker, don't you lean on that banister. 483 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,429 We've got a schedule to maintain. 484 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:46,307 Only 246 more rooms to go, ok? 485 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:49,369 - Poor souls. - Thank you, sir. 486 00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:51,472 There's nothing we can do for 'em now. Come on. 487 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:54,382 Let's find that dungeon. 488 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,368 Psst! FT? 489 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:15,338 FT, are you down here? 490 00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:18,273 What is this place? 491 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,413 - Maybe a weight loss clinic? - Michael, look! 492 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,479 "Property of prison library. Severe fine for removal!" 493 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,458 That looks like the royal seal. 494 00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:41,397 Crown Books. This is the real McCoy, all right. 495 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:44,366 "The Prophecy of Nicodemus"? 496 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:50,430 "When the streets of Paris shall run bright red. 497 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,306 "Then now not the Waters of life... 498 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:57,280 "Be thee cold and dead. 499 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:01,375 "Be azure skies turned black as night unfurled. 500 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:07,288 "Where a weeping virgin stands watch o'er the Underworld. 501 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,259 "When these four things occur as one... 502 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:14,321 "The True King of France shall return with the sun. 503 00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:17,458 "Restore then to France her former glory. 504 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:22,268 And this, kind sirs is the end of our stop." 505 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,241 Hey, who turned out the lights? 506 00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:27,277 Will you stop that? 507 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:30,474 Michael, if this prophecy comes true, France is saved. 508 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:33,278 We will have a king again. 509 00:42:33,317 --> 00:42:35,285 Marie, I wouldn't get your hopes up too high. 510 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:38,311 A lot of weird stuff has to happen first. 511 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:41,415 Besides, we came here to find FT. 512 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:44,325 We don't have time for fairy tales. 513 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:48,354 Where is that little fuzzy tomato? 514 00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:50,525 Ah, “ze” king. 515 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:56,296 He is so strong, so handsome. 516 00:42:57,474 --> 00:43:02,309 But you are right. Fairy tales are for children. 517 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,372 Hey, let's split up. You'll take the east wing. I'll take the west wing. 518 00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:08,316 We'll cover more ground. Ok? Let's go. 519 00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,511 That looks just like the guy... 520 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:15,515 Now. 521 00:43:20,364 --> 00:43:23,424 FT? FT? 522 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,362 I've looked everywhere. 523 00:43:32,242 --> 00:43:34,210 FT! 524 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,304 Shh! 525 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:46,514 "Visit the Tower of 900 Steps." 526 00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,316 900 steps? 527 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,408 528 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:08,343 beer on the wall 529 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:11,314 beer on the wall 530 00:44:11,382 --> 00:44:14,317 531 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,484 "She" king of France? 532 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,359 Is it really you? 533 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,386 Yeah. I'm me, all right. 534 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:28,431 Oh, lord. 535 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:33,335 This is a great day for France. Wait until Michael sees you. 536 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:38,397 Eight hundred ninety-eight, 899, 900. 537 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:40,467 Attention. Attention. 538 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,503 Will Michael J. Fox please report to the dungeon? 539 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:48,513 Will Michael J. Fox please report to the dungeon on the double? Thank you. 540 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:53,383 Eight hundred and ninety-nine, 898, 897... 541 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:59,293 Hey, now, a six of hearts. Six of hearts. Oh. 542 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,392 - This better be important. - Michael, look. 543 00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:11,339 I know you. That balloon. 544 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:13,376 You're the guy. You're the... 545 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:16,311 King of France! The monarchy is saved. 546 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,348 You don't understand. This guy is... 547 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:22,318 Quite accurate with a sandbag if I recall. Isn't that right, boys? 548 00:45:22,352 --> 00:45:26,254 - Right, boss. - Hangover. 549 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:28,383 You kidnapped FT. 550 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,450 You are behind all this. 551 00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:35,295 Quite right. And now, without further adieu, it's time to say au revoir. 552 00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:38,334 - Marie, you've done well. - Marie? 553 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,359 - Igor! - How could you? 554 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,372 Michael, you don't understand! 555 00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:47,243 Don't look. 556 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:56,351 Thank you, my dear. Your assistance has been greatly appreciated. 557 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,446 Show the lady to the penthouse, Igor. 558 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,458 That's king Igor. 559 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:04,359 Not yet, you blundering blockhead! Move your royal rump! 560 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:07,488 Michael! What have you done to him, you monster? 561 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:13,293 Let's just say he checked out on page 43. Read your script. 562 00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:15,305 Hey, I didn't get a script. 563 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:18,308 "Michael is killed in the Basement of Death?" 564 00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:21,243 Ohh! 565 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:28,451 Yes. The horrible Basement of Death. 566 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:38,290 This is a basement. 567 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,292 I'm not impressed! 568 00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:01,251 No! He washed the colors with the whites! 569 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,418 Garage door opener. 570 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:14,294 Wait a minute. This is a castle. It doesn't have a garage! 571 00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:36,352 I'm impressed! I'm impressed! 572 00:47:44,394 --> 00:47:48,490 "Michael is killed in the Basement of Death"? I die? 573 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,433 On page 43? This sucks! 574 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:03,213 No, Chuck! Not this time! 575 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,373 Fly me to France coach, they put me up in a one star hotel. 576 00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:07,474 It doesn't even have a drinking fountain in the bathroom. 577 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:10,247 - Like I need this? - Can he do that? 578 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,379 I'll be in my trailer! 579 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:18,261 Marie's so pretty, she thinks she can wrap me around her little finger. 580 00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:21,388 "Michael, look. I will show you the sights." Typical female. 581 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:24,491 Oh, sure. Go ahead. Destroy your life. Just remember. 582 00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:30,268 Those ruby lips and emerald eyes mask a putrid suppurating, self-centered cynicism... 583 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:33,468 A nauseating, rotting, infectious mass of decaying decadence buried in... 584 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:46,311 And then the trap door flew open. And my beloved Michael fell to his death... 585 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:52,394 Believing I had betrayed our love. Oh. 586 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:58,229 I have nothing left to live for. Nothing. 587 00:48:58,302 --> 00:49:00,463 Hey. Can I get you an autograph? 588 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:03,268 - You are very kind. - Thank you. 589 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:06,367 But an autographed poster cannot bring back my beloved. 590 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,378 - Besides... - Well, you never know. 591 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:11,437 - You are disgraced as well. - What? 592 00:49:11,481 --> 00:49:14,416 Zoltan tricked the people into thinking you destroyed the Louvre. 593 00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:19,217 - Me? - The greatest work of Michelangelo and Leonardo gone! 594 00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,450 - Forever! - Cowabunga? 595 00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:23,482 No. Not the Ninja Turtles! 596 00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:25,495 The other Michelangelo and Leonardo. 597 00:49:26,263 --> 00:49:28,254 Ah, phew! 598 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:30,357 The point is, neither of us has any future. 599 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,235 - We might as well rot right here. - No. Really? Come on. No. 600 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,502 All right, men, listen up. 601 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:43,372 Operation Tomato Storm begins at zer 6:00 in the morning. 602 00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:46,382 The target for today, France. 603 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:47,508 - Aah! - Oui, oui. 604 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:50,481 Then we'll attack from the north and the east. 605 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,518 From Hong Kong, Guatemala, Australia... 606 00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:55,519 Igor, where'd you get this map? 607 00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:58,489 It's official American high school issue, sir. 608 00:49:58,528 --> 00:50:00,496 Next slide. 609 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:03,499 We'll hit 'em here... 610 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:08,460 On the famous... McEnroe Line. 611 00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,501 Fire! 612 00:50:15,312 --> 00:50:18,475 - Let's see your backhand! - Fire! 613 00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:23,445 Run, you cowards! Run! 614 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,359 "Red Menace. Tomatoes Marching Toward Paris!" 615 00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:43,338 Gangreen and that blonde Benedict Arnold! 616 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:46,467 I wish I were dead. 617 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:50,377 "Join the Army. Learn electrical engineering, quantum mechanics... 618 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:53,474 Molecular biology and die like a man." 619 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:58,379 Sounds like a plan. 620 00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:14,202 Vive la France! Pour la bas! 621 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:20,433 War in Europe! For the third time in this century... 622 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:25,312 The sounds of battle reverberate across the muddy fields of France... 623 00:51:25,348 --> 00:51:27,475 As killer tomatoes hurl themselves... 624 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:31,317 Against the well-entrenched defenders of freedom. 625 00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:55,367 Dear Marie, you subhuman scum. 626 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:01,248 I am writing you this letter from the front. 627 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:07,446 Your betrayal has broken my heart and sapped my spirit. 628 00:52:07,491 --> 00:52:11,325 Accordingly, I have decided to die like a man. 629 00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:17,262 Far from the allures of perditious females. 630 00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:24,465 By the time you read this, I will, no doubt, be dead... 631 00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:29,376 Embracing the silent sleep of the lovelorn. 632 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:39,252 May your miserable life be filled with failure. 633 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:44,452 Love, Michael. 634 00:53:00,243 --> 00:53:02,507 Bernard, I'm coming to you live from directly under my bed... 635 00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:05,510 High atop the El Rajid Holiday Inn here in Paris. 636 00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:07,511 - Killer tomatoes have been reported on... - Igor! 637 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:11,414 - How's it coming? - Great, Professor! Three more tour groups signed up! 638 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:15,390 The war, you pointy-headed mush for brains! 639 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:19,258 A... ok. Am I gonna be king soon? 640 00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:21,355 They're eating my microphone! You can't do that! 641 00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:25,265 You can't eat me. I've got a Pulitzer Prize. I've got a book deal. 642 00:53:57,334 --> 00:54:01,430 "Dear Marie, you subhuman scum." 643 00:54:01,504 --> 00:54:05,372 It's from Michael. He's alive! 644 00:54:05,442 --> 00:54:07,410 He's alive! 645 00:54:07,444 --> 00:54:09,309 Cool. 646 00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:13,373 Oh, no. He's going to kill himself. 647 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:16,283 I must find him, tell him the truth! 648 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:21,380 - FT, how can we escape? - Beats me! 649 00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:24,393 Konnichiwa! Bonjour! Hi there. 650 00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:29,355 You must help us! I am Marie, and this is FT. 651 00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:33,335 And we've been kidnapped by a mad professor who controls the killer tomatoes! 652 00:54:33,403 --> 00:54:35,394 And my love is going to kill himself unless I can find him... 653 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,406 Because he thinks I betrayed him! 654 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,273 And everyone thinks FT's behind the revolution! 655 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,279 But he really is a friend of men and wo-persons everywhere! 656 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:47,215 And unless we escape, France will be ruled by a handsome imbecile... 657 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,445 And a bunch of little red round things! 658 00:54:49,519 --> 00:54:52,317 Hello! 659 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,329 FT! You can slip through the bars! 660 00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:02,331 Uh-uh! It's a long way. 661 00:55:02,365 --> 00:55:05,266 I know it's a long way down. I will make a rope from my dress. 662 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,270 No. This is insane! No. No. 663 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,273 - FT, you are the last hope of France. - Well... 664 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,365 - Find Michael. Give him my letter. - No. 665 00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,377 - Now, soar, like a bird. - No. 666 00:55:14,411 --> 00:55:16,504 No. I'm gettin' out... No. No. No! 667 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:22,240 Ow! 668 00:55:26,289 --> 00:55:30,385 I have an idea. Why don't you make the rope longer? 669 00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:33,487 I am sorry. This is a PG movie. I cannot make the rope longer. 670 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:37,324 - Bazong. - Thank you. 671 00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:40,461 36 "B" cup. Why? 672 00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:44,496 Geronimo! 673 00:55:47,243 --> 00:55:49,234 Go, FT! 674 00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:52,247 Go! 675 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:55,445 Long live France! For the bottom! 676 00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:03,484 - Fire! - Will you sleep with me! 677 00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:13,299 killer tomatoes 678 00:56:13,336 --> 00:56:15,497 - - Fire! 679 00:56:16,272 --> 00:56:20,265 mash you, chew you up for brunch 680 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:23,245 for dinner or lunch 681 00:56:25,315 --> 00:56:28,443 down the halls 682 00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,419 up the walls 683 00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:33,251 - Pass the mustard! - Fire! 684 00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:36,258 mushy rotten to the core 685 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:40,228 Mustard gas! Vegetables! 686 00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,527 - - Oh! 687 00:56:45,268 --> 00:56:48,533 killer tomatoes 688 00:56:49,272 --> 00:56:51,467 mash you, chew you up for brunch 689 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,375 for dinner or lunch 690 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:59,348 dinner or lunch 691 00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:02,408 Look out! 692 00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:10,223 - Buddy, are you ok? - "Zank" you. You saved my life. 693 00:57:10,293 --> 00:57:13,387 It was nothing. Igor! 694 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:18,231 No. I am Louis, but my friends call me Frenchy. 695 00:57:18,301 --> 00:57:21,270 And you, good sir, are a true friend. 696 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:31,242 You look just like... oh, boy. The king! 697 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,511 You're the king! The prophecy of Nicodemus! You're the guy! 698 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,512 You're the guy who's supposed to save France! 699 00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:38,311 I know nothing of any prophecy. 700 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,486 - Look! They are attacking! - No, no! 701 00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,251 Whoa! Hey! 702 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:49,231 FT, you're ok! 703 00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:51,358 Chenin blanc! Le tomato fuzzy! 704 00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:54,232 - The traitor! - No, no! FT is a good guy. 705 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,272 It was an impostor that trashed the Louvre. FT, meet the king. 706 00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:58,500 - Hey, King! - No, I am Frenchy. 707 00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,305 Listen to me. If I only had that book. 708 00:58:03,346 --> 00:58:05,314 Oh, wow. It's out in paperback. 709 00:58:05,348 --> 00:58:07,441 - Best seller. - Here. Look. 710 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:10,281 Streets run red. Waters don't flow. 711 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,312 Sun don't shine. Virgin weeps. King comes back. 712 00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:15,448 That's you. 713 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:19,326 No wonder my last name is Seventeenth. 714 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:23,490 - What? - Letter. 715 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,438 "My darling, I did not betray you. 716 00:58:29,472 --> 00:58:32,407 "I was duped by Gangreen. I am in the Tower of 900 Steps. 717 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:34,467 "Please rescue me at your earliest possible convenience... 718 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,241 "So that we may stop 'ze' killer tomatoes... 719 00:58:37,313 --> 00:58:40,305 "Restore 'ze' throne, and save France. 720 00:58:40,383 --> 00:58:43,409 - Love, Marie." - Aww. 721 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:48,222 Infrared glasses for night vision. 722 00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:50,259 Night vision? It's noon. 723 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,354 Oui. And precisely in one hour, there will be a total eclipse of the sun. 724 00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:58,492 The first time in France since 1553. They may try a surprise attack. 725 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:00,497 Oh! 726 00:59:02,305 --> 00:59:04,398 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 727 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,465 Back fur... 728 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,512 Be azure skies turned black as night unfurled. 729 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:11,508 Azure means blue! 730 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:14,409 Blue skies. Day into night! 731 00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:16,418 The eclipse! Of course! That's it! 732 00:59:16,452 --> 00:59:18,420 The prophecy... it's gonna take place during the eclipse! 733 00:59:18,454 --> 00:59:20,422 We've got to stop Gangreen! 734 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:25,291 If he fulfills the prophecy before we do, Igor becomes the king of France. 735 00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:28,422 - Not Igor! - Igor? Who is "zis" Igor? 736 00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:31,262 I'll explain it on the way to The Really Big Castle. Let's go! 737 00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,495 Let's go! 738 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:40,402 Whoa. Oh. Fresh off the vine. 739 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,374 - Hey, who does his hair? - Perfect! 740 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:52,249 Nice stems, sweetheart. 741 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:55,348 I think I have a run in my stocking. 742 00:59:55,391 --> 00:59:57,518 Oh! Never mind runs in the stocking! 743 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,456 - Runs! - In an hour, France will be mine! 744 01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:02,498 - Yeah! - You will claim the throne, surrender to Zoltan! 745 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:06,366 Europe will be at my feet. 746 01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:08,370 Great plan, peasant swine. 747 01:00:08,404 --> 01:00:10,497 Hey, better hurry up! Things are rough at the front. 748 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,435 Yeah! We're using green recruits! 749 01:00:18,247 --> 01:00:20,340 Yeah! We're gettin' stomped! 750 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:24,284 Not to worry, Zoltan! Not to worry. 751 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,221 FT has solved the problem for us. 752 01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:29,451 Remember the mutant gene we extracted? 753 01:00:29,492 --> 01:00:31,460 Uh-oh. 754 01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:39,391 Stand back! 755 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,234 - Wow! Déjà vu! - Yeah. 756 01:01:01,457 --> 01:01:04,392 Huh, birth of a salad. 757 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:19,375 Oh! 758 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:23,469 - Corner pocket. - Oh. 759 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,481 Lift ticket. 760 01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:47,368 Fifty mega-toms! Whoa! 761 01:01:48,404 --> 01:01:51,464 Oh! 762 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,517 - Well, what happens now? - Yeah. What happens now? 763 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,455 Behold. 764 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,375 I've done it! I've done it! 765 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:30,505 I have created Tomato Head, the world's first thermonuclear tomato. 766 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:35,206 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 50 mega-toms. 767 01:02:35,284 --> 01:02:40,278 Equal to the destructive force of 5.000 killer tomatoes. Yeah! 768 01:02:40,323 --> 01:02:42,382 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 769 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,393 Mamma mia. That's some spicy "meatballa". 770 01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:47,429 Yes, it is, isn't it? 771 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:54,265 Ok. Now, there's the tower. 772 01:02:54,303 --> 01:02:57,272 You guys create a diversion, and I go rescue Marie. Any questions? 773 01:02:57,306 --> 01:02:59,240 Bismarck? 774 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:01,435 Uh, no. The capital of Idaho is Boise. 775 01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:03,445 - Let's go! - Yeah! 776 01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:06,346 Doo doo-doo! 777 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,281 Cover me. 778 01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:19,260 Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15... 779 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:22,355 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127... 780 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:26,231 441, 442, 443, 444, 445, 446... 781 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:29,465 712... 782 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:34,243 713... 783 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:39,314 FT, stop "zem", we must. 784 01:03:39,348 --> 01:03:41,339 Look. Weapon! 785 01:03:43,386 --> 01:03:45,354 Do not touché. 786 01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,356 Well, Louis, it is an emergency. 787 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:50,290 You're right. 788 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,487 "Zis" is an emergency. 789 01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:56,365 Halt, blackguards! 790 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,492 Hey, Igor, where's your king duds? 791 01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:16,285 En garde, you handsome dog! 792 01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:24,288 Hmm. 793 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:47,507 Wow! Finally something decent! 794 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:49,513 This is better than Universal Studios! 795 01:04:51,287 --> 01:04:55,383 So realistic too! 796 01:04:59,362 --> 01:05:01,421 Ah, pardon me, ladies and gentlemen. 797 01:05:01,464 --> 01:05:04,433 Please step into this fine example of a 16th century broom closet. 798 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:12,307 Ho! Ho... 799 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:21,250 Ok, footwork. Footwork. You gotta use your right hand. 800 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:24,412 The judges are gonna vote against you. You gotta take him this round. 801 01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:27,354 Don't forget. Footwork. Footwork! 802 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:45,238 All right, that's a cut. Reset, people. Back to one. 803 01:05:45,308 --> 01:05:47,401 Art Department, will you get on this wall? 804 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,434 Stay miked! Speed! Action! Cut! 805 01:05:51,247 --> 01:05:53,374 Back! Back! 806 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:56,509 Burn page 64! Burn it! 807 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,426 Ooh, ow! Ow! Ow! 808 01:06:20,276 --> 01:06:23,404 You, sir, are my prisoner. 809 01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:31,310 Uh-oh. Yo, boss man! 810 01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:35,255 There's someone climbing the steps to the tower. He's gonna rescue the broad! 811 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:39,420 Not likely, Zoltan. Not likely. 812 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:43,364 750, 751, 752... 813 01:06:55,244 --> 01:06:59,476 755! 756! 757! 814 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:25,405 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 815 01:07:25,441 --> 01:07:27,409 You will never get away with this... 816 01:07:27,443 --> 01:07:30,378 Even if you place an impostor on the throne of France! 817 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:33,246 One look at my face will unmask your fiendish plot. 818 01:07:33,282 --> 01:07:35,250 Did you say unmask? 819 01:07:35,284 --> 01:07:37,275 Ooh, an unfortunate choice of words... 820 01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:40,345 Because no one is ever going to see your face again. 821 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:43,290 Igor. 822 01:07:56,505 --> 01:08:00,464 Farewell, sweet prince. Or whoever's in there. 823 01:08:00,543 --> 01:08:03,273 My life means nothing. 824 01:08:03,312 --> 01:08:08,306 At this very moment, my brave American friend is closing in on you. 825 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:11,217 I'm leaving a little surprise for your friend. 826 01:08:11,287 --> 01:08:14,381 As you've discovered, it's easier to get into my castle than out of it. Viper! 827 01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:18,450 - Yo! - Have Tomato Head greet our guest in the lobby. 828 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:21,496 - Zoltan, report! - Everything's set, boss. 829 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:24,294 Total eclipse of the sun in 26 minutes. 830 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:27,427 On to Paris! The prophecy is at hand! 831 01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:31,339 So long, sucker. 832 01:08:31,373 --> 01:08:33,341 Ciao, baby. 833 01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:56,229 17, 18... 834 01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:06,341 Skates? Oh, why did it have to be skates? 835 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:12,372 No! 836 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,509 Yah! 837 01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:30,398 Marie. Marie! 838 01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:33,230 Michael? 839 01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:35,361 Yes! 840 01:09:35,404 --> 01:09:38,464 - Ah! - Hurry! 841 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:42,443 Ow! Oh! Ah! Ah! 842 01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,471 I never thought I'd see you again. 843 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:48,517 Hey, you can't get rid of me that easily. 844 01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:52,248 - Then you don't hate me for what's happened? - Hate you? 845 01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:58,521 Ow! Watch that speed bump. 846 01:09:59,261 --> 01:10:01,320 Michael, look! 847 01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:05,467 Uh, fellas? Are we there yet? 848 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:08,334 Nothing like the wind in my leaves! 849 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:11,339 Come on! We got to stop that misogynistic misanthrope. 850 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:14,376 Oh, I love that kind of talk. 851 01:10:14,410 --> 01:10:18,346 Heck, maybe Igor would make an ok king. 852 01:10:18,414 --> 01:10:20,382 Now. 853 01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:27,312 Michael, I thought we were in a hurry! 854 01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:32,294 - Where's FT? - He's with Louis. 855 01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:34,455 - Who's Louis? - I'll explain on the way down. 856 01:10:34,530 --> 01:10:36,498 Come on! 857 01:10:39,368 --> 01:10:43,270 Hmm. Okay. Oh, oh! 858 01:10:44,373 --> 01:10:47,308 Oh, dungeon. Hmm, ok. 859 01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:52,275 Louis! 860 01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:54,407 Ow! Ow! 861 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:57,317 Don't worry, Louis. I'll save you. 862 01:11:01,357 --> 01:11:04,258 Ow! Ow! 863 01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:15,270 Ow! Ow! Ow! 864 01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:28,339 and fight, fight, fight 865 01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:32,376 with all your might 866 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:35,480 for you and me 867 01:11:35,524 --> 01:11:39,324 868 01:11:39,395 --> 01:11:42,296 Let me out! Get me out of here, Louis! 869 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:45,459 Louis! 870 01:11:47,369 --> 01:11:52,363 - Come, le Tomato Fuzzy! We must save France! - Yeah! 871 01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:54,500 So, you see, Louis is the true king of France! 872 01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:57,512 And we have to fulfill the prophecy before they do, before the eclipse! 873 01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,509 - That's the whole story. - Wow! 874 01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:04,242 "Zat" is the second most amazing story I've ever heard. 875 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,379 - Can't this thing go any faster? - Be patient. 876 01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:09,357 We must take "zis" one step at a time. 877 01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:22,494 Hot dog! Get your genuine American hot dog! 878 01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:25,297 - Which way did they go? - Who? 879 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,309 A madman in a white lab coat, a prince in blue panty hose... 880 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,470 And some vicious red round things. 881 01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:31,507 Could you be more specific? 882 01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:34,238 Hey, Louis. Let's get a hot dog, ok? 883 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:37,343 - We do not have time for a hot dog. - Hey, I made a plan. 884 01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:42,288 Ah. Uh, two polish dogs and some fries. 885 01:12:42,324 --> 01:12:46,317 - Fries? Foreign or domestic? - Domestic, of course! 886 01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:48,363 Let's go. Come on! 887 01:12:50,499 --> 01:12:55,300 - Ok, I'll drive. - Vive la France! 888 01:12:57,339 --> 01:12:59,398 Who was that masked man? 889 01:12:59,441 --> 01:13:02,433 Onward, le Tomato Fuzzy! 890 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:11,309 Oh, my gosh. 891 01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:14,422 What is it? 892 01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:18,483 Well, it appears to be a giant, slobbering, somewhat overweight tomato with a cape and mask. 893 01:13:19,261 --> 01:13:21,456 It's... it's Phantomato of the Opera! 894 01:13:23,532 --> 01:13:26,365 Back off. You overgrown piece of produce! 895 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:28,370 Aah! Holy smoke! 896 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,372 Michael, do something! 897 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,274 - W... w-w-weapon! I need a weapon! - There! 898 01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:37,506 - I was thinking more along the lines of a Patriot missile. - Look! 899 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,542 Ah! Hah! 900 01:13:47,389 --> 01:13:50,290 Now, that was an interesting diversion. 901 01:13:51,493 --> 01:13:54,462 Now, on to the highlight of our tour... 902 01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:58,398 The Tower of 900 Steps. 903 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,403 900 steps? Oh! 904 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:06,307 I'd like you to notice this very large Elizabethan tapestry... 905 01:14:06,341 --> 01:14:08,309 Directly behind me. 906 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:12,279 And to my left is a Louis XIV Stratolounger. 907 01:14:15,417 --> 01:14:18,352 And this is a giant, fire-breathing tomato. 908 01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:22,348 A giant, fire-breathing tomato? 909 01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,433 Damn! I'm out of film! 910 01:14:34,369 --> 01:14:35,427 Go, go, go! 911 01:14:40,442 --> 01:14:42,410 - Got it. - You got it? 912 01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:45,242 - Yes. - All right. 913 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,451 Ow! 914 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,312 All right! Now, I'll distract him and you get out of here! 915 01:14:54,356 --> 01:14:57,382 - Oh, Michael! You'll get a medal for "zis"! - Yeah, posthumously. 916 01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,485 No, definitely! 917 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:15,233 Huh? 918 01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:26,354 Magnifique! 919 01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:29,447 Simply brilliant! 920 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:34,520 Hey, we still have to find FT, and we have to stop Gangreen. 921 01:15:35,264 --> 01:15:36,526 We don't have time for this. Come on! Let's go! 922 01:15:46,308 --> 01:15:49,243 Ahh! 923 01:15:49,311 --> 01:15:51,279 Merde! 924 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,239 - These are my best shoes! Genuine imported Cherokees! - Don't worry about it. 925 01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:58,480 You wouldn't by any chance be looking for that man in the iron face mask, would you? 926 01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:01,245 Iron face mask? No. No, no. 927 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,258 We're looking for a little red fuzzball. 928 01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,260 A fuzzball? He went that-a-way! 929 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,262 Thank you! Come on! 930 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,390 Hey! Tell him he owes me 3.50! 931 01:16:10,432 --> 01:16:14,368 Uh, pardon me. The name's Bond, James Bond. This is Brigitte Bardot. 932 01:16:14,436 --> 01:16:16,404 We're on a mission for the Secret Service. 933 01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:19,305 We need your motor vehicle. Uh, have a nice day. 934 01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:24,403 I "zought" Sean Connery was taller. 935 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,243 That was Roger Moore, dummy. 936 01:16:27,282 --> 01:16:29,341 It looked like Skippy to me. 937 01:16:29,384 --> 01:16:32,410 Onward to glory, my fuzzy friend! 938 01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:38,289 Yes! The azure skies turned black as night unfurled! 939 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:40,295 Yes! 940 01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:43,396 Come on! 941 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:48,495 Citizens of France! Victory or vichyssoise! 942 01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:53,274 Oh, can't this thing go any faster? 943 01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:56,368 - Shift gears or something! - I am doing the best I can! 944 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,247 Hurry! Hurry! 945 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:07,414 - Uh-oh. - Hey, boss, we got company. 946 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,391 Onward, le Tomato Fuzzy! 947 01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:14,259 Gadzooks! Golden gomer at 6:00, Igor! 948 01:17:14,329 --> 01:17:16,297 Make haste with the paste! 949 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:18,265 Yeah! Let's juice 'em, jack! 950 01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,427 Hey, I can't see! 951 01:17:26,408 --> 01:17:28,467 Watch where you are going, le Tomato Fuzzy! 952 01:17:28,510 --> 01:17:31,343 Oh! Oh! Look out! 953 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:35,373 Look out, le Tomato Fuzzy! 954 01:17:45,260 --> 01:17:47,387 Louis, are you hurt? 955 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:54,392 I am all right. Quickly, we must warn "ze" people before it is too late. 956 01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:59,237 - You are a mess. Ew! - You are right. I am a mess. 957 01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:02,299 Hand me "zat" costume! 958 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,278 Loyal subject, we must fight! 959 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:11,251 Loyal subject, we must help! 960 01:18:11,286 --> 01:18:13,447 Loyal subject, we must strike! 961 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,490 Tough crowd. 962 01:18:18,293 --> 01:18:20,261 It's gotta be! 963 01:18:22,230 --> 01:18:24,198 There they are! Hurry up! 964 01:18:25,267 --> 01:18:27,235 - Onward, Igor! - Go, go, go, go, go! 965 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:29,463 Destiny! Our destiny. 966 01:18:29,504 --> 01:18:32,268 Yes! 967 01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:41,339 All right, pull alongside! 968 01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:44,510 Give it up, you garlic scum! 969 01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:49,417 That's "Gallic" scum, nimrod! Yah! Yah! Yah! 970 01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:52,519 - Hey, watch it! - Ha! 971 01:18:57,399 --> 01:18:59,390 You can't win! 972 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:01,436 Don't you know good always kicks evil's butt? 973 01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:03,438 Wanna bet? 974 01:19:04,506 --> 01:19:08,442 Slice and dice, Igor! Yes! 975 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,440 Marie, look out! 976 01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:17,450 She gets the point. 977 01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:20,353 Fight! Fight! 978 01:19:20,388 --> 01:19:22,356 Closer, you Teutonic twit! 979 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:25,359 Yes, yes, yes! 980 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,265 Oh, Professor, how do we get out of here? 981 01:19:40,342 --> 01:19:42,435 Bear right, you idiot! 982 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,416 Oh, street sweepers coming through! 983 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:56,390 Juice 'em, Professor! 984 01:20:10,472 --> 01:20:14,499 Ah. The streets of Paris shall run bright red. 985 01:20:15,243 --> 01:20:17,268 The first part of the prophecy is fulfilled! 986 01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:19,313 Three to go! 987 01:20:26,388 --> 01:20:28,356 Oh! 988 01:20:30,425 --> 01:20:32,393 - Where'd they go? - I don't know. 989 01:20:32,427 --> 01:20:34,452 Oh, no! We're running out of time! 990 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,488 - Think! Where could they have gone? - Let me see. 991 01:20:37,532 --> 01:20:41,366 Uh, streets run red. No kidding. 992 01:20:41,436 --> 01:20:43,404 Black skies. Ditto. 993 01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:47,203 Waters don't flow. What does that mean? 994 01:20:47,275 --> 01:20:50,244 "Ze" Waters of Life. "Ze" Waters of Life. "Ze" fountain in the square. 995 01:20:50,312 --> 01:20:52,280 The day we came to buy it. Remember? 996 01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:55,283 Right! They're gonna try and stop the fountain! Let's go! 997 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:01,255 Sunglasses! Sunglasses for the big eclipse! 998 01:21:01,289 --> 01:21:03,416 Get your sunglasses, 50 francs! 999 01:21:03,491 --> 01:21:06,426 - Sunglasses for you and the wife? - Won't be necessary. 1000 01:21:06,461 --> 01:21:10,420 Sure? Don't want to miss this one. Won't be another like it for 300 years. 1001 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:13,490 - Thanks just the same. - Ok, man. Suit yourself. 1002 01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,402 Sunglasses! Sunglasses for the big eclipse! 1003 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,376 Which way? 1004 01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:25,379 I don't know. Ask him! 1005 01:21:25,413 --> 01:21:28,246 Pardon moi. Which way to the Waters of Life? 1006 01:21:28,316 --> 01:21:30,307 Oh, I'm not positive. 1007 01:21:30,352 --> 01:21:33,515 - But... but I've got a hunch. - Thank you! 1008 01:21:39,261 --> 01:21:43,459 People of France, hear me! 1009 01:21:43,498 --> 01:21:45,489 I am the rightful king! 1010 01:21:45,533 --> 01:21:47,501 Igor is a fake! 1011 01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:50,466 A charlatan Heston. 1012 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,343 - Who's that ringing in the Seine? - Gene Kelly? 1013 01:21:56,411 --> 01:22:00,507 No! It's... it's Louis! 1014 01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:07,447 Hey, Louis! They're at the Waters of Life! Come on! 1015 01:22:07,489 --> 01:22:10,481 We've gotta hurry! 1016 01:22:17,499 --> 01:22:21,492 Oh, wow. Pop a pair of Speedos on that guy, he could be in the Olympics. 1017 01:22:23,538 --> 01:22:25,403 Come on! 1018 01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:29,500 Wait for me! 1019 01:22:39,254 --> 01:22:44,317 "Then now not the waters of life... be they cold and dead." 1020 01:22:46,261 --> 01:22:48,491 One minute to go. Come, come. 1021 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:52,261 Strawberries! 1022 01:22:52,334 --> 01:22:57,237 Sunglasses! Cherries! 1023 01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:02,299 "Be azure skies turned black as night unfurled... 1024 01:23:02,377 --> 01:23:07,508 Where a weeping virgin stands watch o'er the Underworld." 1025 01:23:08,249 --> 01:23:09,511 Wow, it's all coming true. 1026 01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:13,448 But, Professor, where are we gonna find a weeping virgin? 1027 01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:19,484 Ow! 1028 01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:23,526 "When these four things strange occur as one... 1029 01:23:24,265 --> 01:23:28,224 Then the true king of France shall return with the sun." 1030 01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:34,272 Hey, I'm gonna be king. 1031 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:45,384 - Igor! - Impostor! 1032 01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:58,355 People of France, who is this insolent interloper? 1033 01:23:58,433 --> 01:24:02,368 - This impostor? Who? - I am "ze" king of France. 1034 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:05,305 - I'm the king of France. - Liar! 1035 01:24:09,344 --> 01:24:12,438 Ow! Ow! Ow! 1036 01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:15,483 Ah. Ow! 1037 01:24:21,322 --> 01:24:23,347 Hey! Hey, you can't do... 1038 01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:28,419 Oh, my god! We have a queen! 1039 01:24:28,496 --> 01:24:30,464 Yeah! 1040 01:24:37,238 --> 01:24:42,266 The queen! We have a queen! 1041 01:24:44,379 --> 01:24:48,247 Hear me! 1042 01:24:48,283 --> 01:24:52,379 The queen must choose her king! It is written! 1043 01:24:55,390 --> 01:25:00,225 - But I do not want a king. - Burn her! 1044 01:25:00,295 --> 01:25:03,355 - Burn her! Burn her! - Off with her head! 1045 01:25:03,398 --> 01:25:08,461 But who am I to disregard the will of the people? 1046 01:25:08,503 --> 01:25:11,472 Marie, you must choose! 1047 01:25:11,506 --> 01:25:14,498 Yes. You must choose. 1048 01:25:28,323 --> 01:25:31,258 Uh, sorry, Igor. It didn't work. We've been discovered. 1049 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:34,352 I apologize to everyone. This is the true king. 1050 01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:44,465 It's Johnny...it's Johnny Weissmuller! 1051 01:25:50,278 --> 01:25:52,303 Igor! 1052 01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:56,441 My liege! 1053 01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:08,485 - Come on, move it! Move it! Move it! - Comin' through! 1054 01:26:08,530 --> 01:26:11,294 Let's go, boys. The party's over. 1055 01:26:22,310 --> 01:26:25,404 Whoo-hoo! Way to go! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 1056 01:26:56,511 --> 01:27:00,447 - Well, old buddy, I guess it's you and me. - Aah! 1057 01:27:00,481 --> 01:27:04,349 It's better this way. Heck, she's not my type anyway. Right? 1058 01:27:04,419 --> 01:27:07,445 Yeah, she's bad for you. 1059 01:27:07,488 --> 01:27:11,254 Yeah. Who am I kiddin'? 1060 01:27:13,261 --> 01:27:15,354 Hey, come on. There's still plenty more Europe to see. 1061 01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:18,365 - Look. Guatemala's right around the corner. - Ah, Guatemala. 1062 01:27:21,336 --> 01:27:23,361 Good-bye, Michael J. Fox. 1063 01:27:23,404 --> 01:27:26,498 I will always love you. 1064 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,439 But now, I belong to France. 1065 01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:39,276 Loyal subjects, today is a great day for France! 1066 01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:42,414 Because nothing is more romantic... 1067 01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:46,517 More poignant, more profitable "zan" a royal wedding. 1068 01:27:54,302 --> 01:27:57,237 Except for a queen... 1069 01:27:57,305 --> 01:28:02,436 Who abdicates her throne for "ze" commoner she loves. 1070 01:28:02,477 --> 01:28:05,241 Michael! 1071 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:11,384 Michael! Michael! 1072 01:28:18,493 --> 01:28:21,428 Michael! Michael! 1073 01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:24,295 - Marie! - Oh, Marie. 1074 01:28:24,332 --> 01:28:27,324 Look, I have to level with you. 1075 01:28:27,402 --> 01:28:32,430 I'm not Michael J. Fox. I'm not a big movie star. 1076 01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:36,239 I'm more like a... B movie star. 1077 01:28:36,277 --> 01:28:39,405 That's not important now. What's important is I love you! 1078 01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:43,247 I love you more than any guy has ever loved a girl in a movie! 1079 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:48,312 And, well, if it comes down to me or the king of France... 1080 01:28:49,424 --> 01:28:52,325 Well, that's a tough choice. 1081 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:55,386 Maybe not so difficult as you think, foreign peasant. 1082 01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:04,232 Oh, ho! 1083 01:29:04,305 --> 01:29:08,401 "Ze" queen is kissing a commoner. She cannot do that. 1084 01:29:18,419 --> 01:29:21,286 Royal scandal! Read all about it! 1085 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:24,416 Read about a royal scandal! 1086 01:29:35,436 --> 01:29:39,497 And so they all lived happily ever after. What a crock. 1087 01:29:40,274 --> 01:29:44,301 - Yeah! - Wipe the sappy smiles off your faces, suckers! 1088 01:29:44,345 --> 01:29:47,314 While you were watching the end of this stupid movie... 1089 01:29:47,348 --> 01:29:49,316 We paid a little visit to the parking lot. 1090 01:29:51,352 --> 01:29:55,482 Anybody like a good deal on a slightly used Blaupunkt? 1091 01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:01,228 - I'll be back! - Me too. 1092 01:30:01,262 --> 01:30:05,323 Yes, I will! Oh, yeah! 1093 01:30:06,501 --> 01:30:10,403 1094 01:30:10,438 --> 01:30:12,406 - I'm Viper! - I'm Ketchup! 1095 01:30:12,440 --> 01:30:14,408 I just ate FT! 1096 01:30:14,475 --> 01:30:16,534 squish you, mash you 1097 01:30:17,278 --> 01:30:18,540 1098 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,373 for dinner or lunch 1099 01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:23,384 Or maybe a light snack. 1100 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:25,386 Or sliced over breakfast cereal. 1101 01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:27,388 Did you bring the dental floss, Ketchup? 1102 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:32,291 down the hall 1103 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,328 Here we come. 1104 01:30:34,362 --> 01:30:37,229 Two hup, two hup, two. Told ya. 1105 01:30:37,298 --> 01:30:40,324 up your walls 1106 01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:42,529 It's not very attractive. 1107 01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:44,533 A trail of goo. 1108 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:49,232 mushy rotten to the core 1109 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:52,246 - Speak for yourself. - 1110 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:54,248 Just outside the door, lady. 1111 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:56,250 - Open up! - Knock, knock! 1112 01:30:58,419 --> 01:31:01,252 Oh, forget it. Sing that song you like so much. 1113 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,348 No. 1114 01:31:03,391 --> 01:31:07,293 wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer 1115 01:31:07,328 --> 01:31:09,353 pass it around 1116 01:31:09,430 --> 01:31:11,455 of beer on the wall 1117 01:31:11,499 --> 01:31:14,468 bottles of ketchup on the wall 1118 01:31:14,502 --> 01:31:17,471 - Ketchup, I got a good one. - What? 1119 01:31:18,239 --> 01:31:21,333 tomatoes gently down the 1120 01:31:21,409 --> 01:31:24,344 Oh, I liked that. Ok, where were we? 1121 01:31:24,378 --> 01:31:26,505 of ketchup on the wall 1122 01:31:27,248 --> 01:31:29,341 of ketchup on the wall 1123 01:31:29,417 --> 01:31:32,318 pass it around 1124 01:31:32,353 --> 01:31:35,379 tomatoes on the wall 1125 01:31:35,423 --> 01:31:37,391 Forget it. 1126 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:17,289 Hey, this is the end of the movie! 1127 01:33:17,358 --> 01:33:19,326 - This isn't in my contract. - Come on, you guys! 1128 01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:22,329 - Oh, hurtin'... - Cut it of. 1129 01:33:22,363 --> 01:33:24,422 - It's all over. I'm trying to tell 'em. - Hey! 1130 01:33:24,498 --> 01:33:28,264 I'm sorry to keep you here, but... turn the thing off.