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Alice thought to herself...

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SOMETHING FROM ALICE

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INSPIRED BY LEWIS CARROLL'S
ALICE IN WONDERLAND

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A FILM BY

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ALICE

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..."Now you will see a film..."

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ART DIRECTION

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"...made for children."

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SOUND

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Perhaps.

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EDITOR

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But I nearly forgot!

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ANIMATION

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You must...

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PRODUCERS

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...close your eyes.

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DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY

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Otherwise...

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SCRIPTED, DESIGNED and DIRECTED

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...you won't see anything.

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"Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be late,"
said the White Rabbit.

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"I shall be too late,"
sighed the White Rabbit.

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Please, sir.

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"Oh dear, how late it's getting,"
sighed the White Rabbit.

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Sir? Please?

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"Oh dear, oh dear,"
muttered the White Rabbit.

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"Oh, he'll have my head off,"
sighed the White Rabbit.

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Sir, please!

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Wait for me, sir.

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"That's going too far,"
said Alice to herself.

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"Oh, the Queen will be furious,"
muttered the White Rabbit.

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Watch out, sir!

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Wait for me, sir.

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"Mary Anne, what are you doing here?
Run and bring me some new scissors,"

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said the White Rabbit.

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But I'm not Mary Anne.

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"Don't argue. Run along,"
ordered the White Rabbit, firmly.

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"Oh dear, oh dear,"
muttered the White Rabbit to himself.

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"Mary? Mary?"
the White Rabbit called.

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"Mary Anne? Mary Anne?"

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"Mary, Mary,
so where are those scissors?"

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demanded the White Rabbit.

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"Ow!

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"Ow, ow, ow!"
cried the White Rabbit.

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"If I can't get in the door,
then I'II go in through the window,"

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said the White Rabbit.

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"Now I'm certain to be late,"
complained the White Rabbit.

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"Mind your step, Bill.
Go up the roof, Bill,"

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chorused the animals.

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"Bill, mind that loose slate.

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"Do be careful, Bill,"
shouted the animals.

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"Why, they seem to put everything
on Bill," thought Alice to herself.

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"Bill, go down the chimney,"
called the animals.

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"I hope I haven't forgotten
how to kick," said Alice to herself.

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"There she is, after her!"
called the animals.

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"No more cakes or ink this time,"
thought Alice to herself.

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"Who are you?"
said the Caterpillar.

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And who are you?

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"Why?" asked the Caterpillar.

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"Come back, I’ve something
very important to tell you,"

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demanded the Caterpillar.

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"Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar.

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Is that all?

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"No," said the Caterpillar.

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"One side will make you grow,
the other side will make you shrink."

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One side, the other side, of what?

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"The mushroom,"
said the Caterpillar.

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"Now leave me in peace to sleep,"

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said the Caterpillar faintly.

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"I think it worked quite well,
though not entirely as I’d expected,"

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thought Alice to herself.

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Come in.

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"An invitation for Alice from the Queen,"
said the Fish footman.

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"An invitation from the Queen for Alice,"
repeated the Frog footman.

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"Alice? But that's me,"
Alice thought to herself.

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Sir, please.

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"No room, no room, no room!"

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cried out the Mad Hatter
and the March Hare.

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"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
said the Mad Hatter.

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"I want a clean cup,
let's all move round one place,"

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said the Mad Hatter.

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"Have some wine,"
said the March Hare.

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I don't see any wine.

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"Because there isn't any!"
said the March Hare.

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"Your hair wants cutting,"
said the Mad Hatter.

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"Oh dear, she'll have me beheaded!"
sighed the White Rabbit.

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Wait! Please, sir!

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"I want a clean cup.
Let's all move round one place,"

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said the Hatter.

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"What day is it today?"
said the Hatter.

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Thursday.

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"Two days wrong again."

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"I told you,
butter would not suit the works,"

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said the Mad Hatter.

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"But it was the best butter,"
protested the March Hare.

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"I want a clean cup,"

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said the Mad Hatter.

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"Well, why is a raven like a writing desk?"
said the Mad Hatter.

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"I want a clean cup,"

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said the Mad Hatter.

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"Your hair wants cutting,"
said the March Hare.

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"Pour yourself a glass of wine,"
said the Mad Hatter.

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"No room, no room, no room,
no room, no room,"

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cried the Mad Hatter
and the March Hare.

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"Oh dear, oh dear,"
muttered the White Rabbit.

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Wait for me, please.

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"Now off with their heads,"
said the Queen of Hearts.

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"Off with their heads!"
screamed the Queen.

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"Can you play croquet?"
said the Queen of Hearts.

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Are you asking me?

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"Yes," said the Queen of Hearts.

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I do.

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"Then come with me!"
roared the Queen of Hearts.

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"Would you please pick a flamingo?"
ordered the Queen of Hearts.

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"Off with their heads!"
screamed the Queen.

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"You are to learn this off by heart,"
said the White Rabbit.

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Please wait for me.

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"Let the accused step forward,"
said the King.

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Do you mean me?

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"Off with her head!"
roared the Queen of Hearts.

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"But, my dear,
the sentence must come last,"

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the King reminded the Queen.

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"Why did you eat these here tarts?"
said the King.

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I... But, but...

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"Answer yes or no,"
said the King.

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"Off with her head,"
screamed the Queen.

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But I didn't eat anything.

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Well, hardly anything.

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"Give it here,"
ordered the King.

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"Start reading here,"
said the King.

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"I’m profoundly sorry
for what I did."

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"Your apology will be taken into account,"
said the King.

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I’m not sorry for anything.

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Well, hardly anything at all.

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"Say what you're supposed to say.
You should have said,

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"'l ask the court
for the severest punishment,"'

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said the King wearily.

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What do you take me for?

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"Stick to the text
or I’ll have the court cleared,"

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exclaimed the King.

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But you can see,
the tarts are all here.

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Almost all of them.

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"The evidence is not to be touched!"
screamed the King.

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"Off with her head!
Off with her head!"

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screamed the Queen of Hearts.

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"My dear, you're right as usual, of course.

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"Off with her head!"
ordered the King of Hearts.

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"Off with her head!

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"Which one? Which one?"

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"He's late as usual.
I think I’ll cut his head off,"

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thought Alice to herself.

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DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
ASSISTANT CAMERA

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SOUND

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EDITOR

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PRODUCTION MANAGER

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ART DIRECTION

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WITH THE COLLABORATION OF

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SCRIPTED, DESIGNED and DIRECTED

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A CONDOR FEATURES
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IN ASSOCIATION CHANNEL 4
AND HESSISCHER RUNDFUNK

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