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(FILM REEL SCRATCHING)
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(BACKGROUND CHATTER)
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- Is this on?
- INTERVIEWER: That's fine.
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I can break through walls,
I just can't...
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- INTERVIEWER: That's fine.
- I can't get this on.
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INTERVIEWER: Mr. Incredible...
Do you have a secret identity?
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Every superhero has a secret identity.
I don't know a single one who doesn't.
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Who wants the pressure
of being super all the time?
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Of course I have a secret identity.
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Can you see me in this
at the supermarket? Come on.
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Who'd want to go shopping
as Elastigirl, know what I mean?
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Superladies, they're always trying
to tell you their secret identity.
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Think it'll strengthen
the relationship or something.
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I said, "Girl, I don't want to know
about your mild-mannered alter ego."
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I mean, you tell me you're
a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,
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that's all right with me.
I'm good. I'm good.
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No matter how many times
you save the world,
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it always manages to get back
in jeopardy again.
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Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,
you know?
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For a little bit. I feel like the maid.
"I just cleaned up this mess.
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"Can we keep it clean
for ten minutes?"
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INTERVIEWER:
I could get to that point.
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- "Please?"
- INTERVIEWER: We're not finished.
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Sometimes I think I'd just like
the simple life, you know?
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Relax a little and raise a family.
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Settle down? Are you kidding?
I'm at the top of my game!
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I'm up there with the big dogs!
Girls, come on.
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Leave the saving of the world
to the men? I don't think so.
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I don't think so.
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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(OVER RADIO)
We interrupt for a bulletin.
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A high-speed pursuit between police
and armed gunmen is underway,
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travelling northbound
on San Pablo Ave.
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Yeah, I've got time.
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Mr. Incredible.
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- What is it, ma'am?
- My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.
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(CAT MEOWS)
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Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.
There could be trouble.
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No, he's quite tame.
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(GUNFIRE)
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(GRUNTS)
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(MEOWS)
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(BEEPING)
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(SIRENS WAIL)
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Let go now.
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(CAT YOWLS)
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Thank you, Mr. Incredible.
You've done it again.
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- You're the best.
- No, I'm just here to help.
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(OVER RADIO) All units.
We have a tour bus robbery...
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Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.
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Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.
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- Cool! Ready for take-off!
- What the...
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm IncrediBoy.
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What? No.
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You're that kid from the fan club.
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(STAMMERING) Brophy. Brody.
Buddy! Buddy!
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My name is IncrediBoy.
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I've been nice, I've stood for photos,
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signed every scrap of paper
you pushed at me...
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No, don't worry about training me.
I know your moves,
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crime fighting style,
favourite catch phrases, everything!
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I'm your number one fan!
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BUDDY: Hey! Hey, wait!
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(MUTTERING)
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INCREDIBLE: You know,
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you can tell a lot about a woman
by the contents of her purse,
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but maybe that's not
what you had in mind.
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Hey, look...
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(GRUNTS)
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Elastigirl.
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Mr. Incredible.
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- It's all right. I've got him.
- Sure, you've got him.
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- I just took him out for you.
- Sure, you did.
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- His attention was on me.
- A fact I exploited to do my job.
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- My job, you mean.
- A simple thank you will suffice.
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Thanks, but I don't need any help.
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Whatever happened to "ladies first"?
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Well, whatever happened
to equal treatment?
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Look, the lady got me first.
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- Well, we could share, you know.
- I work alone.
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Well, I think you need to be more
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flexible.
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Are you doing anything later?
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I have a previous engagement.
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(WHISTLES)
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Now, you just stay here.
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They usually pick up
the garbage in an hour.
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- FROZONE: Hey, Incredible!
- Hey, Frozone!
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- Shouldn't you be getting ready?
- I still got time.
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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WOMAN: He's gonna jump!
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SANSWEET: I think
you broke something.
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With counselling,
I think you'll come to forgive me.
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Wait a minute.
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(SANSWEET MOANING)
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
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(COUGHING) Bomb Voyage.
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Mr. Incredible...!
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BUDDY: And IncrediBoy!
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VOYAGE: IncrediBoy?
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Aren't you curious about how I get
around so fast? I have rocket boots.
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- Go home, Buddy. Now.
- What?
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Little oaf...!
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Can we talk?
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You always say be true to yourself,
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but you never say
which part to be true to.
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Well, I've finally figured out who I am.
I am your ward. IncrediBoy!
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And now, you have officially
carried it too far, Buddy.
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This is because I don't have powers,
isn't it?
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Not every superhero has powers,
you know.
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You can be super without them.
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I invented these.
I can fly. Can you fly?
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Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
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And your outfit is totally ridiculous!
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Just give me one chance!
I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
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- Buddy, don't!
- It'll only take a second, really.
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No, stop!
There's a bomb!
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Let go, you're wrecking
my flight pattern.
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- I can do this if you let go!
- Will you just...
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- I'm trying to help! Stop!
- Let go of my cape!
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Take this one home. And make sure
his mom knows what he's been doing.
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I can help you.
You're making a mist...
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The injured jumper.
You sent paramedics?
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They picked him up.
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The blast in that building
was caused by Bomb Voyage
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who I caught robbing the vault.
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We might nab him
if we set up a perimeter.
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- He got away?
- Well, yeah.
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- Skippy here made sure of that.
- IncrediBoy.
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You're not affiliated with me!
Holy smokes, I'm late.
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Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
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- What about Bomb Voyage?
- Any other night, I'd go after him,
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but I really gotta go. Don't worry.
We'll get him! Eventually!
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(CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
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- Is the night still young?
- You're very late.
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- How do I look? Good?
- The mask. You still got the mask.
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(CRACKS NECK)
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Showtime.
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Robert Parr, will you have this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife?
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You're late. When you asked
if I was doing anything later,
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I didn't realise you'd forgotten.
I thought it was playful banter.
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- It was.
- Cutting it close, don't you think?
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You need to be more flexible.
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I love you, but if we're
gonna make this work,
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you've gotta be more
than Mr. Incredible.
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You know that. Don't you?
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- ...so long as you both shall live?
- I do.
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I pronounce this couple
husband and wife.
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(PEOPLE CHEERING
AND WHISTLING)
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As long as we both shall live.
No matter what happens.
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Hey, come on. We're superheroes.
What could happen?
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ANNOUNCER: In a stunning turn of
events, a superhero is being sued
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for saving someone who,
apparently, didn't want to be saved.
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The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,
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who was foiled in his attempted
suicide by Mr. Incredible,
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has filed suit against the famed
superhero in Superior Court.
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Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.
He didn't want to be saved.
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The injury received from
Mr. Incredible's "actions,"
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- causes him daily pain.
- I saved your life!
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You didn't save my life!
You ruined my death.
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LAWYER: My client has no comment.
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ANNOUNCER: Another suit was filed
by victims of the El train accident.
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Incredible's court losses
cost the government millions.
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And opened the floodgates for dozens
of superhero lawsuits the world over.
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It is time for their secret identity
to become their only identity.
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Time for them to join us, or go away.
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ANNOUNCER: Under public pressure,
and the financial burden
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of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,
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the government quietly initiated
the Superhero Relocation Programme.
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The supers were granted amnesty
from responsibility for past actions,
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in exchange for the promise
to never again resume hero work.
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Where are they now?
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They are living among us.
Average citizens, average heroes.
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Quietly and anonymously continuing
to make the world a better place.
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Denied? You're denying my claim?
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I don't understand.
I have full coverage.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,
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but our liability is spelled out
in paragraph 17.
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- It states clearly...
- (STAMMERING) I can't pay for this.
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Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.
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I'm calling to celebrate
a momentous occasion.
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We're now officially moved in.
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Yeah, well, that's great, honey.
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The last three years
don't count because...
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Because I finally unpacked the last box.
Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.
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HELEN: Why do we have
so much junk?
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Listen, I've got a client.
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Say no more. Go save the world
one policy at a time, honey.
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Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.
See you tonight.
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Bye, honey.
Excuse me. Where were we?
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(SOBBING) I'm on a fixed income,
and if you can't help me,
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I don't know what I'll do.
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(BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY)
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(SOBBING)
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All right, listen closely.
I'd like to help you, but I can't.
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I'd like to tell you to take a copy
of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...
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(WHISPERING) Norma Wilcox.
W-I-L-C-O-X.
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On the third floor. But I can't.
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I also do not advise you
to fill out and file a WS2475 form
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with our legal department
on the second floor.
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I wouldn't expect someone to get back
to you quickly to resolve the matter.
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I'd like to help,
but there's nothing I can do.
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Oh, thank you, young man.
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(SHOUTING) Sorry.
I know you're upset!
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(WHISPERING) Pretend to be upset.
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(SOBBING)
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Parr!
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You authorised payment
on the Walker policy!
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Someone broke
into their house, Mr. Huph.
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- Their policy covers...
- I don't wanna know about it.
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Don't tell me about it. Tell me how
you're keeping Insuricare in the black.
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Tell me how that's possible,
with you writing cheques
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to every Harry Hardluck and Sally
Sobstory that gives you a phone call.
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(OVER PA) Morning break is over.
Morning break is over.
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I appreciate you coming
down here, Mrs. Parr.
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What's this about?
Has Dash done something wrong?
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He's a disruptive influence and he
openly mocks me in front of the class.
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- He says.
- Look, I know it's you!
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- He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
- You saw him do this?
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Well... Not really. No.
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Actually, not.
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Oh, then how do you know it was him?
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I hid a camera.
Yeah, and this time, I've got him.
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See? You see?
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You don't see it?
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He moves! Right there!
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Wait, wait! Right there!
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Right as I'm sitting down!
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I don't know how he does it,
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but there's no tack before he moves
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and after he moves, there's a tack.
Coincidence? I think not!
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00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,415
- Bernie...
- Don't "Bernie" me.
237
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,625
(SCREAMING) This little rat is guilty!
238
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,130
You and your son can go now,
Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
239
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,174
You're letting him go again?
He's guilty!
240
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:46,887
You can see it on his smug little face.
Guilty, I say, guilty!
241
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:55,395
Dash, this is the third time this year
you've been sent to the office.
242
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,983
We need to find a better outlet.
A more constructive outlet.
243
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,903
Maybe I could,
if you'd let me go out for sports.
244
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,113
Honey, you know why we can't do that.
245
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:09,743
I promise I'll slow up.
I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
246
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,703
Dashiell Robert Parr,
247
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:15,290
you are an incredibly competitive boy.
And a bit of a showoff.
248
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,500
The last thing you need is temptation.
249
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,962
You always say, "Do your best."
But you don't really mean it.
250
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,256
Why can't I do the best that I can do?
251
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,967
Right now, honey,
the world just wants us to fit in,
252
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,595
and to fit in, we just gotta be
like everybody else.
253
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,598
Dad always said our powers
were nothing to be ashamed of.
254
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,268
- Our powers made us special.
- Everyone's special, Dash.
255
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,979
Which is another way
of saying no one is.
256
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,487
(BELL RINGS)
257
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,033
BOY: Rydinger, where you headed?
258
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,621
- GIRL: Hi, Tony.
- Hey.
259
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:58,458
- "Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"
- That's kind of funny.
260
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,252
"Hey, Tony, do you play football?"
261
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,424
BOY: Tony, I thought we were
gonna go swimming.
262
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,803
He looked at me.
263
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,971
(CAR HORN HONKING)
264
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,723
DASH: Come on, Violet!
265
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,811
(HORNS HONKING,
PEOPLE YELLING)
266
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,321
(CAR RATTLING)
267
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,579
(GROANS)
268
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:40,208
(MUTTERING) Darn kids.
Sitting on the driveway...
269
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,628
Oh, great.
270
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,303
(UNINTELLIGIBLE MUTTERING)
271
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,866
(HELEN AND JACK-JACK COOING)
272
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,541
Mom.
273
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,463
- You're making weird faces again.
- No, I'm not.
274
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,965
You make weird faces, honey.
275
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,469
- Do you have to read at the table?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
276
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,555
Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!
277
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,767
Bob, could you help
the carnivore cut his meat?
278
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:44,105
Dash, you have something you
wanna tell your father about school?
279
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,274
(NERVOUSLY)
Well, we dissected a frog.
280
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,984
Dash got sent to the office again.
281
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,612
- (DISTRACTED) Good. Good.
- No, Bob, that's bad.
282
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,865
- What?
- Dash got sent to the office again.
283
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,658
- What? What for?
- Nothing.
284
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,453
He put a tack on the teacher's chair,
during class.
285
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,581
Nobody saw me.
You could barely see it on the tape.
286
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,876
They caught you on tape
and you still got away with it? Whoa!
287
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,420
You must have been booking.
How fast were you going?
288
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,880
We are not encouraging this.
289
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,216
I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...
290
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,009
- Honey!
- (CRASH)
291
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,264
Great. First the car,
now I gotta pay to fix the table...
292
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,058
What happened to the car?
293
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,104
Here. I'm getting a new plate.
294
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,273
So, how about you, Vi?
How was school?
295
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,193
- Nothing to report.
- You've hardly touched your food.
296
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,905
- I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
- Well, it is leftover night.
297
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,950
We have steak, pasta...
What are you hungry for?
298
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,744
- Tony Rydinger.
- Shut up.
299
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,789
- Well, you are.
- I said, shut up, you little insect.
300
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,542
- Well, she is.
- Do not shout at the table.
301
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,878
- Honey!
- BOB: Kids! Listen to your mother.
302
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,590
She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.
303
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,384
That's it!
304
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,677
Stop it!
305
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,223
DASH: You're gonna be toast!
HELEN: Stop running in the house.
306
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,225
HELEN: Sit down!
307
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,812
- Hey, no force fields!
- You started it.
308
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,481
You sit down! You sit down!
309
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,941
Violet!
310
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,192
(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND)
311
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,403
(BOB MUTTERING)
312
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:17,782
"Simon J. Paladino,
313
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,745
"longtime advocate of superhero rights,
is missing"?
314
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:27,542
- Gazerbeam.
- HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage.
315
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,003
Do something!
Don't just stand there!
316
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,047
- I need you to intervene!
- You want me to intervene?
317
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,966
Okay. I'm intervening!
318
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,342
(ALL SHOUTING)
319
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,678
Violet, let go of your brother.
320
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,597
JACK-JACK: Hello?
321
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,224
BOB: Get the door.
322
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:47,103
- Hey, Lucius!
- Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.
323
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,773
- Ice of you to drop by.
- Ha! Never heard that one before.
324
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,817
(GARGLING) Lucius!
325
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,943
LUCIUS: Whoa!
326
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,531
LUCIUS: Ha, ha.
DASH: Oh!
327
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:01,242
- I like it when it shatters.
- I'll be back later.
328
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,870
- Where are you two going?
- It's Wednesday.
329
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,206
Bowling night.
Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.
330
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,001
Will do. Good night, Helen.
Good night, kids.
331
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:17,216
Don't think you've avoided
talking about the principal's office.
332
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,385
Your father and I
are still gonna discuss it.
333
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,221
I'm not the only kid who's
been sent to the office.
334
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,223
Other kids don't have superpowers.
335
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:28,353
- Now, it's perfectly normal...
- What do you know about normal?
336
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,813
What does anyone
in this family know about normal?
337
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,692
- Now, wait a minute, young lady.
- We act normal. I wanna be normal.
338
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:38,613
The only normal one is Jack-Jack,
and he's not even toilet trained.
339
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,198
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)
340
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,908
DASH: Lucky.
341
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,494
I meant about being normal.
342
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,163
(LAUGHTER)
343
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,915
LUCIUS: So now I'm in deep trouble.
344
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,251
I mean, one more jolt of this
death ray and I'm an epitaph.
345
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:55,797
Somehow I managed to find cover.
What does Baron Von Ruthless do?
346
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,424
- He starts monologuing.
- He starts monologuing.
347
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:02,470
He starts this prepared speech
about how feeble I am compared to him.
348
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:06,849
How inevitable my defeat is, the world
will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.
349
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,184
- Yammering.
- Yammering.
350
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,604
LUCIUS: I mean, the guy has me
on a platter, and he won't shut up.
351
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,940
RADIO: Municiberg, we have a 23-56...
352
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,566
23-56, what is that?
353
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,610
- Robbery?
- This is just sad.
354
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,821
- Want to catch a robber?
- No.
355
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,198
Tell you the truth,
I'd rather go bowling.
356
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,786
Look, what if we actually did
what our wives think we're doing?
357
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,413
Just to shake things up.
358
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:33,126
MIRAGE: He's not alone.
The fat guy's still with him.
359
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,586
They're just talking.
360
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,798
- What are we doing here?
- Protecting people.
361
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,134
- Nobody asked us.
- You need an invitation?
362
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,804
I'd like one, yes. We keep
sneaking out to do this, and...
363
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,307
- You remember Gazerbeam?
- There was something in the paper.
364
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,644
- He had trouble with civilian life.
- When did you see him?
365
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,314
I don't see anyone from the old days.
Just you.
366
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,608
- And we're pushing our luck as it is.
- Come on.
367
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,486
It was fun the first time,
but if we keep doing this...
368
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,990
- RADIO: We have a report on a fire...
- A fire. We're close!
369
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,743
- (YELLING) Yeah, baby!
- We're gonna get caught.
370
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,202
(HOOTING)
371
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,165
BOB: Fire! Yeah!
372
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,425
LUCIUS: Is that everybody?
BOB: Yeah.
373
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,263
- It better be.
- Can't you put this out?
374
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,600
I can't lay down a layer thick enough!
It's evaporating too fast!
375
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,810
- What's that mean?
- It means it's hot.
376
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,188
- I'm dehydrated, Bob.
- You're out of ice?
377
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,690
You can't run out.
You can use water in the air.
378
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:41,527
There is no water in this air!
What's your excuse, run out of muscle?
379
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,530
I can't smash walls.
The building's getting weaker.
380
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:47,784
- It's gonna come down on top of us.
- I wanted to go bowling!
381
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:54,165
All right! Stay right on my tail!
This is gonna get hot!
382
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,260
(COUGHING, MOANING)
383
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,179
BOB: Yeah.
384
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,806
(COUGHING)
385
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,309
Uh-oh.
386
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,977
Oh, good.
387
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,438
- (ALARM SOUNDS)
- (LUCIUS GROANS)
388
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,648
That ain't right.
389
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:24,487
- We look like incompetent bad guys!
- You can get water out of the air.
390
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,072
Freeze!
391
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,994
Freeze!
392
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,914
- I'm thirsty.
- I said freeze!
393
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,834
I'm just getting a drink.
394
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:46,843
- You've had your drink. Now...
- I know. I know. Freeze.
395
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,512
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
396
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,430
Police officers!
397
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,278
LUCIUS: That was way too close.
398
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,072
We are not doing that again.
399
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,619
(OVER RADIO) Verify you want
to switch targets? Over.
400
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:17,206
Trust me. This is the one
he's been looking for.
401
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,501
(KEYS JINGLING)
402
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,003
(HUMMING)
403
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,569
- I thought you'd be back by 11:00.
- I said I'd be back later.
404
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,322
I assumed you'd be back later.
If you came back at all,
405
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:53,409
- you'd be "back later".
- Well, I'm back, okay?
406
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,084
Is this rubble?
407
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,588
(WITH MOUTH FULL) It was just
a little workout. Just to stay loose.
408
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,342
You know how I feel about that.
Darn you! We can't blow cover again.
409
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,219
The building was coming down anyway.
410
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,511
What?
411
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,180
You knocked down a building?
412
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,308
It was on fire. Structurally unsound.
It was coming down.
413
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,769
Have you been listening
to the police scanner again?
414
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,897
I performed a public service.
You act like that's a bad thing.
415
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,398
It is a bad thing, Bob!
416
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:28,653
Uprooting our family again, so you can
relive the glory days is a bad thing.
417
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:31,614
It's better than acting like
they didn't happen!
418
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,533
Yes! They happened!
But this, our family,
419
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:38,079
is what's happening now, Bob.
And you are missing this!
420
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:41,332
I can't believe you don't want to go to
your own son's graduation.
421
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,418
It's not a graduation.
He's moving from fourth to fifth grade.
422
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,587
- It's a ceremony!
- It's psychotic!
423
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,423
They keep creating new ways
to celebrate mediocrity
424
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,425
but if someone is exceptional...
425
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,761
This is not about you, Bob.
It's about Dash.
426
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,722
You want to do something for Dash?
Let him actually compete.
427
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,600
- Let him go out for sports!
- I will not be made the enemy!
428
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,186
- You know why we can't do that.
- Because he'd be great.
429
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,438
This is not about you!
430
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:10,069
All right, Dash.
I know you're listening. Come on out.
431
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,405
Vi? You, too, young lady.
432
00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:14,865
Come on. Come on out.
433
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,244
It's okay, kids.
We're just having a discussion.
434
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:20,079
VIOLET: Pretty loud discussion.
435
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:23,791
But that's okay. What's important
is that Mommy and I are a team.
436
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:29,755
- We're united, uh, against forces of...
- Pigheadedness?
437
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,383
- I was gonna say evil.
- We're sorry we woke you.
438
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:35,136
Everything's okay.
Go back to bed. It's late.
439
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,971
- Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.
- Good night.
440
00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:40,516
In fact, we should all be in bed.
441
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,063
(SIGHS)
442
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:51,235
(CRICKETS CHIRPING, DOG BARKS)
443
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:58,326
(ON PHONE) Request claim
on claim numbers 158183...
444
00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,619
HUPH: Haven't you got him yet?
Where is he?
445
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,664
PA: Mr. Huph would like to talk
to you in his office.
446
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,875
- Now?
- Now.
447
00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:10,796
(ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
448
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:25,644
Sit down, Bob.
449
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:35,363
I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
450
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,991
- Ask me why.
- Okay. Why?
451
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,868
Why what? Be specific, Bob.
452
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,620
Why are you unhappy?
453
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,497
Your customers make me unhappy.
454
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,332
What, you've gotten complaints?
455
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:47,875
Complaints I can handle.
456
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:51,587
What I can't handle is your customers'
inexplicable knowledge
457
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:55,633
of Insuricare's inner workings!
They're experts. Experts, Bob!
458
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,719
Exploiting every loophole,
dodging every obstacle!
459
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,347
They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
460
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,183
- Did I do something illegal?
- No.
461
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:08,521
- We shouldn't help our customers?
- The law requires that I answer no.
462
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,941
- We're supposed to help people.
- (YELLING) Help our people!
463
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,859
Starting with our stockholders.
464
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:16,362
Who's helping them out, huh?
465
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:22,785
HUPH: You know, Bob, a company...
466
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,120
Is like an enormous clock.
467
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:28,207
...is like an enormous...
Yes. Precisely.
468
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:33,546
HUPH: It only works if all
the little cogs mesh together.
469
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:38,843
Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,
well-lubricated and wound tight.
470
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:43,931
The best clocks have jewel movements,
cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.
471
00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:46,183
(CHUCKLING) I'm being
metaphorical, Bob.
472
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,769
Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?
473
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:50,563
Bob?
474
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,983
Bob? Look at me
when I'm talking to you, Parr.
475
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:57,069
- That man out there, he needs help.
- Don't change the subject.
476
00:28:57,153 --> 00:29:00,239
- We're discussing your attitude.
- He is getting mugged!
477
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,867
- Well, let's hope we don't cover him.
- I'll be right back.
478
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,495
Stop right now or you're fired!
479
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:11,167
Close the door.
480
00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:15,254
Get over here, now.
481
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:22,553
I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
482
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:27,266
- He got away.
- Good thing, too.
483
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,977
You were this close to losing your...
484
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,690
(MOANING)
485
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,362
Uh-oh.
486
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,701
(OVER PA) Please report to
operating room 722 immediately.
487
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:53,876
- How is he?
- He'll live.
488
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,794
- I'm fired, aren't I?
- You think?
489
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,047
- What can I say, Rick?
- Nothing you haven't said before.
490
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,424
- Someone was in trouble.
- Always.
491
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:03,344
- I had to do something.
- Every time you say that,
492
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,638
it's a month and a half
of trouble for me.
493
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,057
Hundreds of thousands
of taxpayer's dollars.
494
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,643
- I know.
- We pay to keep the company quiet.
495
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,812
We pay damages, erase memories,
relocate your family.
496
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,565
Every time it gets harder.
Money, money, money.
497
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:20,653
We can't keep doing this. We
appreciate what you did in the old days,
498
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,073
but those days are over.
From now on, you're on your own.
499
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:31,622
Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,
you know, for old times' sake.
500
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:35,000
I can't do that to my family.
Everyone just got settled.
501
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,336
I'll make it work. Thanks.
502
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,421
Take care of yourself.
503
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,811
BOB: What are you waiting for?
504
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:57,940
I don't know.
Something amazing, I guess.
505
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,359
(SIGHS) Me, too, kid.
506
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:06,240
(SIGHS)
507
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,867
(DOOR SWINGS SHUT)
508
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,335
(GROANS)
509
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,134
Huh?
510
00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,398
"Hold still"?
511
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,859
COMPUTER: Match, Mr. Incredible.
512
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,285
Room is secure. Commence message.
513
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:55,748
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Yes, we know who you are.
514
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,751
Rest assured,
your secret is safe with us.
515
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,338
My name is Mirage.
We have something in common.
516
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:06,091
According to the government,
neither of us exist.
517
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:10,679
Please pay attention, as this message
is classified and will not be repeated.
518
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,223
I represent a top secret division
of the government,
519
00:32:13,307 --> 00:32:15,476
designing and testing
experimental technology,
520
00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:18,812
and we have need
of your unique abilities.
521
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,106
Something happened
at our testing facility.
522
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,691
- HELEN: Honey!
- Huh? What?
523
00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:24,526
- HELEN: Dinner's ready.
- Okay.
524
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,154
...it is contained
within an isolated area,
525
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:31,575
it threatens to cause incalculable
damage to itself and our facilities,
526
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,411
jeopardizing hundreds
of millions of dollars...
527
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,080
HELEN: Is someone in there?
528
00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:39,416
- It's the TV, trying to watch.
- Because of its sensitive nature...
529
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,795
- HELEN: Stop. It's time for dinner.
- One minute!
530
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:46,799
If you accept, your payment will be
triple your current annual salary.
531
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,719
Call the number on the card.
Voice-matching will ensure security.
532
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:54,682
The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible.
You're still here.
533
00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:58,686
You can still do great things. Or
534
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:01,939
you can listen to police scanners.
Your choice.
535
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,982
You have 24 hours to respond.
536
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,693
Think about it.
537
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:40,686
(BEEPING)
538
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,691
COMPUTER: This message
will self-destruct.
539
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:46,817
Uh-oh.
540
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,278
(MUFFLED EXPLOSION, COUGHING)
541
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,280
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
542
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,534
(FAMILY SHOUTING
IN ANOTHER ROOM)
543
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:07,546
You are one distracted guy.
544
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,465
Am I? I don't mean to be.
545
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:15,262
I know you miss being a hero
and your job is frustrating.
546
00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:20,058
I just want you to know how much it
means to me that you stay at it anyway.
547
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:22,728
- Honey? About the job?
- What?
548
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,063
- Something's happened.
- What?
549
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,774
- The, uh...
- What?
550
00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:29,485
The company is sending me
to, uh, a conference.
551
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,737
- A conference?
- (STAMMERING) Out of town.
552
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,322
I'm gonna be gone for a few days.
553
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:37,951
They've never sent you to a conference
before. This is good, isn't it?
554
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:39,077
(HESITATING) Yes.
555
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,289
You see? They're finally
recognising your talents.
556
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:43,916
- You're moving up.
- Yes.
557
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,127
- Honey! This is wonderful!
- Yes, it is.
558
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,962
(PHONE RINGING)
559
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,422
(OVER PHONE) Hello?
560
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:52,508
This is Mr. Incredible.
561
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,343
I'm in.
562
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:04,728
The Omnidroid 9000
is a top secret prototype battle robot.
563
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:08,232
Its artificial intelligence
enables it to solve any problem
564
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:11,193
it's confronted with.
And, unfortunately...
565
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:14,822
Let me guess. It got smart enough
to wonder why it had to take orders.
566
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:18,992
We lost control. Now it's loose
in the jungle, threatening our facility.
567
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:22,246
We've had to evacuate all personnel
from the island for their own safety.
568
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,330
How am I going in?
569
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:27,292
The Omnidroid's defences necessitate
an air drop from 5,000 feet.
570
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,796
Its cloaking devices
make it difficult to track.
571
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:34,007
We're pretty sure it's on
the southern half of the island.
572
00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:38,053
One more thing. Obviously it
represents a significant investment.
573
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,514
You want me to shut it down
without destroying it.
574
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,141
You are Mr. Incredible.
575
00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:04,830
I've got to warn you,
it's a learning robot.
576
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:08,667
Every moment you fight it increases
its knowledge of how to beat you.
577
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,919
Shut it down. Do it quickly.
Don't destroy it.
578
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:14,506
- And don't die.
- Great. Thanks.
579
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,522
(GRUNTING)
580
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,246
Showtime.
581
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,082
(BIRD AND INSECT NOISES)
582
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,837
(PANTING HEAVILY, SIGHING)
583
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,231
(FLY BUZZING)
584
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,334
Huh?
585
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,879
- Hmm.
- (LOUD CRASH)
586
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:40,884
(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
587
00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:48,725
(SATISFIED GRUNT)
588
00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:52,354
Uh-oh.
589
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,410
(SCREAMING WITH EFFORT)
590
00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:53,206
(LAUGHING, LOUD CRACK)
591
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,625
Oh, my back!
592
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,190
- (LOUD CRACK)
- Oh!
593
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:06,863
Surprising. We must bring him back.
594
00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:10,784
Sound the all clear,
and invite him to dinner.
595
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,430
SYNDROME: (BARELY AUDIBLE)
Most important, keep things light.
596
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:36,434
Praise him. Make him feel
like we appreciate his abilities.
597
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:39,062
Am I overdressed?
598
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:41,731
Actually, you look rather dashing.
599
00:40:42,566 --> 00:40:44,860
BOB: I take it our host is...
MIRAGE: I'm sorry.
600
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:48,113
He won't be dining with us.
He hopes you'll understand.
601
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:51,992
Of course. I do usually make it a point
to know who I'm working for.
602
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:55,078
He prefers a certain amount
of anonymity.
603
00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:57,497
Surely, you of all people
understand that.
604
00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:02,252
I was just wondering, of all the places
to settle down, why live...
605
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:06,631
With a volcano?
He's attracted to power. So am I.
606
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:10,510
- It's a weakness we share.
- Seems a bit unstable.
607
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:13,805
I prefer to think of it
as misunderstood.
608
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,473
(CHUCKLING) Aren't we all?
609
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,268
Volcanic soil is among
the most fertile on Earth.
610
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,479
Everything at the table
was grown right here.
611
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:25,817
- How does it compare?
- Everything's delicious.
612
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:50,902
- Jeez.
- HELEN: Hurry, honey.
613
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:53,321
Or you'll be late for work.
614
00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:56,783
- Have a great day, honey.
- Thanks.
615
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:59,744
- Help customers, climb ladders...
- Bring bacon.
616
00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:01,871
All that jazz.
617
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,581
(LAUGHING)
618
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:10,880
You have an appointment?
619
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,799
I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...
620
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:16,803
- All visitors are required...
- E: Go check the electric fence.
621
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,930
What is it? Who are you?
What do you want?
622
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:24,227
My God, you've gotten fat. Come in.
Come, come.
623
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:36,239
Yes, things are going quite well.
Quite well. My God, no complaints.
624
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:40,618
But, you know, it is not the same.
Not the same at all.
625
00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:43,496
Weren't you in the news?
Some show in Prayge... Prague?
626
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:45,915
Milan, darling. Milan.
627
00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:49,961
E: Supermodels.
Nothing super about them.
628
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:52,213
Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures
629
00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:54,841
with poofy lips who think only
about themselves.
630
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:58,845
Feh! I used to design for gods.
631
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:05,018
But perhaps you come with a challenge,
eh? I was surprised to get your call.
632
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,437
E, I just need a patch job.
633
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,815
Hmm. This is megamesh.
Outmoded, but very sturdy.
634
00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:15,445
And you've torn right through it!
What have you been doing, Robert?
635
00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:18,114
Moonlighting hero work?
636
00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:20,033
Must have happened a long time ago.
637
00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:23,161
I see. This is a hobo suit, darling.
638
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,747
You can't be seen in this.
I won't allow it!
639
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:30,001
- Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?
- What do you mean? You designed it.
640
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:33,213
I never look back, darling.
It distracts from the now.
641
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,924
You need a new suit.
That much is certain.
642
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,510
A new suit? Where the heck
am I gonna get a new suit?
643
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:41,012
You can't! It's impossible!
I'm far too busy.
644
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,306
So ask me now,
before I again become sane.
645
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:46,267
Wait. You want to make me a suit?
646
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:49,687
You push too hard, darling!
But I accept.
647
00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,857
- E: It will be bold. Dramatic!
- Yeah.
648
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,150
Heroic!
649
00:44:54,234 --> 00:44:57,862
Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!
650
00:44:57,946 --> 00:45:01,616
Oh! He had a great look!
Oh, the cape and the boots...
651
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,742
E: No capes!
652
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:07,914
- Isn't that my decision?
- Do you remember Thunderhead?
653
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:10,750
E: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
Good with kids.
654
00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:14,129
- Listen, E...
- November 15th of '58.
655
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,674
E: All was well, another day saved
656
00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:20,552
when his cape snagged
on a missile fin.
657
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:22,971
Thunderhead was not
the brightest bulb...
658
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,055
Stratogale!
659
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:29,436
E: April 23rd, '57.
Cape caught in a jet turbine.
660
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,813
You can't generalise
about these things.
661
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:35,191
E: Meta-Man. Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.
662
00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:39,070
Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.
No capes!
663
00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:42,574
Now, go on. Your new suit will be
finished before your next assignment.
664
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:44,701
You know I'm retired from hero work.
665
00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:48,037
As am I, Robert.
Yet, here we are.
666
00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:52,500
E, I only need a patch job.
For sentimental reasons.
667
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:56,671
(SIGHS) Fine.
I will also fix the hobo suit.
668
00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:01,342
- You're the best of the best, E.
- Yes, I know, darling. I know.
669
00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:13,354
(PHONE RINGS)
670
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,649
BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!
671
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:19,486
- Hello?
- We have a new assignment for you.
672
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,409
MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?
BOB: I'll leave tomorrow morning.
673
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,286
- MIRAGE: See you there.
- Goodbye.
674
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,791
Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?
675
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,794
Another conference.
Short notice, but, you know,
676
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,713
duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)
677
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,556
- HELEN: Bob?
- Yeah, what's up, honey?
678
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:53,144
- Ha... Have a great trip.
- Thanks, sweetie.
679
00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:55,813
- I'll call you when I get there.
- I love you.
680
00:46:55,897 --> 00:47:00,068
- So much.
- I love you, too.
681
00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,166
SHIP'S COMPUTER:
This is your automated Captain.
682
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:18,419
Would you care for more mimosa?
683
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,673
- BOB: Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
- You're welcome.
684
00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:27,971
Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.
Perfect weather for flying.
685
00:47:33,935 --> 00:47:37,689
Please fasten your seat belt.
We're beginning our descent.
686
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,717
MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Nice suit.
687
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,093
Thanks.
688
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,929
Nice to be back, Mirage.
689
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:39,459
You'll be briefed on your assignment
in the conference room at 2:00.
690
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,962
- D Wing, room A-113.
- 2:00. Got it.
691
00:48:43,046 --> 00:48:44,547
See you there.
692
00:49:17,372 --> 00:49:18,498
(GASPS) Edna.
693
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,459
- I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
- E: This is Edna.
694
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:24,253
- E? This is Helen.
- Helen who?
695
00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:27,590
Helen Parr? You know...
696
00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:29,801
Elastigirl?
697
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:34,138
Darling! It's been such a long time
after all these years! So long!
698
00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:35,973
(STAMMERING) It's been a while.
699
00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:37,517
There's only one person
Bob would trust
700
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,310
to patch his supersuit. That's you.
701
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:41,354
Yes, yes, yes. Marvellous, isn't it?
702
00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,607
Much better than those
horrible pyjamas he used to wear.
703
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,193
They are finished.
When are you coming to see?
704
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:49,362
- HELEN: I'm calling about...
- Don't make me beg.
705
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:50,947
- I won't do it, you know.
- Beg?
706
00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:53,658
No, I'm calling about suit.
707
00:49:53,741 --> 00:49:56,494
(STAMMERING) Bob's suit!
I'm calling about Bob's suit.
708
00:49:56,577 --> 00:50:00,373
You come in one hour, darling.
I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.
709
00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:14,887
Hmm.
710
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,810
(CREAKING)
711
00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,114
SYNDROME: It's bigger!
712
00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,492
It's badder!
713
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:43,082
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's too much for Mr. Incredible!
714
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,878
It's finally ready.
715
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:51,340
You know, I went through quite a few
supers to get it worthy to fight you,
716
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,886
but, man, it wasn't good enough!
717
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:58,973
After you trashed the last one, I had
to make some major modifications.
718
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:02,143
Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it.
719
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:06,397
I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan.
720
00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:10,985
- Buddy?
- My name is not Buddy!
721
00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:13,821
And it's not IncrediBoy either!
722
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:17,366
That ship has sailed.
All I wanted was to help you.
723
00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:20,703
I only wanted to help!
And what did you say to me?
724
00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:23,456
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
725
00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:27,293
SYNDROME: It tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.
726
00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:29,337
You can't count on anyone.
727
00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:31,339
Especially your heroes.
728
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:34,717
I was wrong to treat you that way.
I'm sorry.
729
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,221
See? Now you respect me,
because I'm a threat.
730
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:39,764
That's the way it works.
731
00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:42,600
There's a lot of people,
whole countries who want respect.
732
00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,269
And they will pay
through the nose to get it.
733
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:47,939
How do you think I got rich?
I invented weapons.
734
00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:52,068
Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.
And when I unleash it, I'll get...
735
00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:56,948
(LAUGHING) You sly dog!
You got me monologuing.
736
00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,866
I can't believe it.
737
00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:06,082
It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.
I save the best inventions for myself.
738
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:08,709
Am I good enough now?
739
00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:11,796
Who's super now?
740
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,382
I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...
741
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:17,635
Oh, brilliant!
742
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:24,559
(COUGHING)
743
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:38,072
All right, try this one on for size,
big boy.
744
00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:58,801
(GROANING, SPUTTERING)
745
00:53:13,441 --> 00:53:15,276
Gazerbeam.
746
00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:28,623
BOB: Kronos?
747
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:58,653
SCANNER: Life reading negative.
Mr. Incredible terminated.
748
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:06,369
E: This project has completely
confiscated my life, darling.
749
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:10,706
Consumed me as only hero work can.
My best work, I must admit.
750
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:15,086
Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.
751
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,004
- E, I just...
- I did Robert's suit,
752
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:20,633
and it turned out so beautiful,
I had to continue.
753
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:24,512
It's great to see you, but I have
no idea what you're talking about.
754
00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:26,889
- I just...
- Yes, words are useless.
755
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,892
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Too much of it, darling. Too much!
756
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,061
That is why I show you my work.
757
00:54:32,353 --> 00:54:33,854
That is why you are here.
758
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:42,697
Edna Mode.
759
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:45,449
And guest.
760
00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:04,093
Come. Sit.
761
00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,808
- Cream and sugar?
- Thanks.
762
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,644
- I started with the baby.
- Started?
763
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:17,732
E: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
roomy for the free movement.
764
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,735
The fabric is comfortable
for sensitive skin,
765
00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:25,740
E: and can also withstand
a temperature of over 1000 degrees.
766
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:29,910
Completely bulletproof.
767
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,874
And machine washable, darling.
That's a new feature.
768
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:37,877
What on earth do you think
the baby will be doing?
769
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,089
Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.
Luck favours the prepared.
770
00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:45,342
I didn't know the baby's powers,
so I covered the basics.
771
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:47,970
- Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
- No?
772
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,847
Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
773
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:55,895
Your boy's suit I designed
to withstand enormous friction
774
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:59,565
without heating up or wearing out.
A useful feature.
775
00:56:00,608 --> 00:56:02,985
Your daughter's suit was tricky.
776
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:08,449
I finally created a sturdy material that
will disappear completely as she does.
777
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:16,373
Your suit can stretch as far as you can,
without injuring yourself,
778
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:18,501
and still retain its shape.
779
00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:21,545
Virtually indestructible,
780
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,299
yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.
781
00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:28,969
As an extra feature,
each suit contains a homing device,
782
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:33,307
giving you the precise global location
of the wearer at the touch of a button.
783
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:37,436
Well, darling? What do you think?
784
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,066
What do I think? Bob is retired!
I'm retired!
785
00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,651
Our family is underground.
786
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,904
You helped my husband resume
secret hero work behind my back?
787
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:49,532
Well, I assumed you knew, darling.
788
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:52,493
Why would he keep secrets from you?
789
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:55,204
He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.
790
00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:59,208
Men at Robert's age are often unstable.
791
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,753
- Prone to weakness.
- What are you saying?
792
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:05,381
Do you know where he is?
793
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:08,384
- Of course.
- Do you know where he is?
794
00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:34,368
(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)
795
00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:02,563
(ELECTRIC FIZZLING)
796
00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:12,239
(GRUNT)
797
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:17,995
(VOICE ON RADIO)
798
00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:43,020
GUARD: Hey, hey. We got a man down!
GUARD 2: Come on, let's go.
799
00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:49,443
GUARD 2: Are you okay?
What happened?
800
00:58:51,904 --> 00:58:55,115
(OVER RADIO) Break surveillance
and engage. Continuing sweep...
801
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:39,344
- (OVER PHONE) Insuricare.
- Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.
802
01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:40,971
Bob Parr is my husband.
803
01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:44,308
I was wondering if you could give me
the number of the hotel he's staying at?
804
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:48,771
- The number I have is no good.
- Mr. Parr no longer works here.
805
01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:52,149
What do you mean? He's on
a business trip. A company retreat.
806
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:55,277
My records say he was terminated
almost two months ago.
807
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:16,006
(GASPS)
808
01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,936
So, you don't know where he is.
809
01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:34,274
Would you like to find out?
810
01:01:42,157 --> 01:01:43,617
(RELIEVED SIGH)
811
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:14,898
(BEEPING)
812
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:55,689
(SOBBING) I am such an idiot.
I let this happen, you know.
813
01:02:56,607 --> 01:03:00,402
The new sports car, the getting
in shape, the blond hair, the lies.
814
01:03:00,485 --> 01:03:03,363
Yes, he attempts to relive the past.
815
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:07,826
Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?
What'll I do?
816
01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:10,370
What are you talking about?
817
01:03:11,914 --> 01:03:16,084
You are Elastigirl! My God!
Pull yourself together.
818
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:18,253
What will you do? Is this a question?
819
01:03:18,337 --> 01:03:20,797
Show him you remember
that he is Mr. Incredible,
820
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:23,842
and you will remind him who you are!
821
01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:28,221
Well, you know where he is. Go!
Confront the problem! Fight! Win!
822
01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:32,225
And call me when you get back, darling.
I enjoy our visits.
823
01:03:32,517 --> 01:03:34,895
There's lots of leftovers
that you can reheat.
824
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:39,316
Make sure Dash does his homework.
And both of you, get to bed on time.
825
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,276
I should be back tonight. Late.
826
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,736
You can be in charge that long,
can't you?
827
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,989
Yeah. But why am I in charge again?
828
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:48,492
Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.
829
01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:52,871
You mean Dad's in trouble,
or Dad is the trouble?
830
01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:56,792
I mean either he's in trouble,
or he's going to be.
831
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:05,968
What's that?
Where'd you get that, Mom?
832
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:08,178
You made a cool outfit?
Hey, are those for us?
833
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:09,680
We all get cool outfits?
834
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:12,766
Dash!
You come back here this moment!
835
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,892
(PHONE RINGS)
836
01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:17,688
Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.
837
01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,565
I know this is short notice,
but I was hoping that I could...
838
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:23,610
- What are these?
- Look, I'm The Dash!
839
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,446
- The Dash likes.
- HELEN: Just a second.
840
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:30,701
- Take that off before somebody sees.
- You're packing one just like it.
841
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:33,578
- Are you hiding something?
- Please. I'm on the phone...
842
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,872
- Dash!
- This is yours. It's specially made.
843
01:04:35,956 --> 01:04:39,292
- What's going on?
- You're not coming! I gotta pack!
844
01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:43,839
What makes you think it's special?
845
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:46,675
I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?
846
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:58,603
Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.
847
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,315
- (OVER PHONE) What do you need?
- A jet. What do you got that's fast?
848
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,484
Let me think.
849
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:16,288
Island approach.
India Golf niner-niner checking in.
850
01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:18,081
VFR on top. Over.
851
01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:19,541
(RADIO STATIC)
852
01:05:21,043 --> 01:05:23,795
Island tower,
this is India Golf niner-niner
853
01:05:23,879 --> 01:05:26,214
requesting vectors to the initial.
854
01:05:26,298 --> 01:05:27,799
(RADIO STATIC)
855
01:05:37,017 --> 01:05:39,144
Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.
856
01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:43,482
You're overreacting. Everything's fine.
They're just all getting coffee.
857
01:05:45,067 --> 01:05:48,612
At the same time. Yeah.
858
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:07,380
You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."
I was right to idolise you.
859
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:10,300
I always knew you were tough,
but tricking the probe
860
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:14,346
by hiding under the bones
of another super? Oh, man!
861
01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,848
I'm still geeking out about it!
862
01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:18,100
(SIGHS)
863
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,686
And then you had
to just go and ruin the ride.
864
01:06:21,770 --> 01:06:26,691
I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?
(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."
865
01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:29,236
Lame, lame, lame.
866
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,737
All right, who did you contact?
867
01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:33,657
Contact? What are you talking about?
868
01:06:36,118 --> 01:06:37,577
(GROANING)
869
01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:41,832
I am referring to last night
at 23:07 hours
870
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:45,043
while you were snooping around.
You sent out a homing signal.
871
01:06:45,127 --> 01:06:48,088
I didn't know about the homing device.
872
01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:56,638
And now a government plane
is requesting permission to land here.
873
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:57,681
Who did you contact?
874
01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:59,850
I didn't send for a plane.
875
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,852
Play the transmission.
876
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:06,481
- HELEN: India Golf checking in.
- Helen!
877
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,651
So you do know these people.
878
01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:12,863
Well, then,
I'll send them a little greeting.
879
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,367
- VIOLET: Ow!
- Violet!
880
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,910
It's not my fault.
881
01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:21,037
Dash ran away,
I knew I'd get blamed for it.
882
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,956
That's not true!
883
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,417
You said, "Something's up with Mom.
We have to find out what."
884
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:29,379
- ...and it's not my fault!
- Hundred percent all-yours idea!
885
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:32,299
Wait a minute.
You left Jack-Jack alone?
886
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:35,510
- Of course we got a sitter.
- We got someone, Mom.
887
01:07:35,594 --> 01:07:37,888
- We wouldn't do that.
- Thanks a lot!
888
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,765
All right, well, who'd you get?
889
01:07:41,016 --> 01:07:43,226
You don't have to worry
about one thing.
890
01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:46,605
I've got baby-sitting wired.
I've taken courses, learned CPR,
891
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:50,275
- excellent marks and certificates.
- Kari.
892
01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:52,569
I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps
893
01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:55,530
because leading experts say
Mozart makes babies smarter.
894
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:56,781
- Kari...
- The beauty is
895
01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:59,576
they don't have to listen
'cause they're asleep!
896
01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:01,745
I wish my parents played Mozart
897
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:04,831
because half the time I don't know
what anyone's talking about.
898
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,543
Kari, I really don't feel
comfortable with this.
899
01:08:08,627 --> 01:08:11,546
I'll pay you for your trouble,
but I'd rather call a service.
900
01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:13,590
There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.
901
01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:16,384
I can totally handle anything
this baby can dish out.
902
01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:19,221
(COOING) Can't I, little baby?
I can handle it.
903
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:21,223
- KARI: Who can handle it?
- (BEEPING)
904
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:31,441
India Golf niner-niner transmitting
in the blind guard.
905
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:33,401
Disengage. Repeat, disengage.
906
01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:05,767
Repeat, disengage.
907
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,060
- Friendlies...
- No!
908
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,645
Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.
909
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:12,065
Too late. Fifteen years too late.
910
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,945
Friendlies two-zero miles
south-southwest of your position.
911
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:19,322
Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.
912
01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:21,950
Vi! Put a force field around the plane.
913
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:23,785
You said not to use our powers.
914
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:26,329
I know what I said.
Listen to what I'm saying now!
915
01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:28,456
Disengage. Repeat, disengage!
916
01:09:33,128 --> 01:09:34,295
Mom?
917
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:35,922
HELEN: Violet!
918
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:39,426
Mayday. India Golf niner-niner
is buddy-spiked. Abort!
919
01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:41,011
There are children aboard.
920
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:42,804
- HELEN: There are children aboard!
- No!
921
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,099
Put a field around us now!
922
01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,642
I've never done one that big.
923
01:09:47,726 --> 01:09:48,810
Do it now!
924
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:51,771
Abort, abort, abort!
925
01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:55,692
Abort, abort, abort!
926
01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,666
(ALL SCREAMING)
927
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,641
Brace yourselves!
928
01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:37,942
- KIDS: Mom!
- Everybody calm down.
929
01:10:38,026 --> 01:10:39,736
I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.
930
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:42,405
We're not gonna panic, we're not...
Look out!
931
01:10:53,792 --> 01:10:56,336
- Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?
- What are we gonna do?
932
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,922
We're dead! We're dead!
933
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:01,925
- It blew up!
- We survived but we're dead!
934
01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:03,343
Stop it!
935
01:11:04,094 --> 01:11:05,720
We are not gonna die!
936
01:11:05,804 --> 01:11:07,764
Both of you will get a grip.
937
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:10,266
Or so help me
I will ground you for a month!
938
01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:11,851
Understand?
939
01:11:13,103 --> 01:11:16,773
We have a confirmed hit.
Target was destroyed.
940
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:18,900
Ah, you'll get over it.
941
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:22,570
I seem to recall
you prefer to "work alone."
942
01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:24,405
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
943
01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,707
Release me. Now!
944
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,292
Or what?
945
01:11:36,376 --> 01:11:37,919
I'll crush her.
946
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,839
That sounds a little dark for you.
Well, go ahead.
947
01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:43,800
It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.
948
01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:45,885
(LAUGHING) Show me.
949
01:11:58,565 --> 01:12:00,525
SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.
950
01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:03,361
Even when you have nothing to lose.
951
01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:04,904
You're weak.
952
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,699
And I've outgrown you.
953
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,411
(BOB SOBBING)
954
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:21,379
Those were short-range missiles.
Land-based.
955
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:23,381
That way is our best bet.
956
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:26,259
You want to go toward
the people that tried to kill us?
957
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:30,346
- If it means land, yes.
- Do you expect us to swim there?
958
01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:33,266
I expect you to trust me.
959
01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:15,808
(INSECT AND BIRD NOISES)
960
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,532
(EXHAUSTED BREATHING)
961
01:13:34,869 --> 01:13:36,496
What a trooper.
962
01:13:37,538 --> 01:13:39,123
I'm so proud of you.
963
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:41,042
Thanks, Mom.
964
01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:49,592
I think your father is in trouble.
965
01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:52,679
If you haven't noticed,
we're not doing so hot either.
966
01:13:53,054 --> 01:13:54,264
I'm going to look for him.
967
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:57,141
And that means you're in charge
until I get back, Violet.
968
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:59,477
- What?
- You heard her.
969
01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:05,483
Put these on. Your identity
is your most valuable possession.
970
01:14:05,817 --> 01:14:06,818
Protect it.
971
01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:08,987
And if anything goes wrong,
use your powers.
972
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:12,323
- But you said never to use...
- I know what I said!
973
01:14:15,326 --> 01:14:16,577
Remember the bad guys
974
01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:19,455
on those shows you used to watch
on Saturday mornings?
975
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:23,042
Well, these guys
are not like those guys.
976
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:26,838
They won't exercise restraint
because you're children.
977
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,174
They will kill you if they get the chance.
978
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,552
Do not give them that chance.
979
01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:34,387
- Mom?
- Vi, I'm counting on you.
980
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:37,598
- There's...
- I'm counting on you. Be strong.
981
01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:43,021
Dash, if anything goes wrong,
I want you to run as fast as you can.
982
01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,940
- As fast as I can?
- As fast as you can.
983
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:49,652
Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.
I'll be back by morning.
984
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:55,241
VIOLET: Mom!
985
01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:58,786
Mom, what happened on the plane.
I'm sorry.
986
01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:01,831
(STAMMERING) I wanted to help.
When you asked me to... I'm sorry.
987
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,250
Shh. It isn't your fault.
988
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:07,920
It wasn't fair for me to suddenly
ask so much of you.
989
01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:10,506
But things are different now.
990
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:13,634
And doubt is a luxury
we can't afford any more, sweetie.
991
01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:16,054
You have more power than you realise.
992
01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,890
Don't think. And don't worry.
993
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,476
If the time comes,
you'll know what to do.
994
01:15:22,602 --> 01:15:24,145
(LAUGHS) It's in your blood.
995
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:04,811
- He's not weak, you know.
- What?
996
01:16:05,103 --> 01:16:07,188
Valuing life is not weakness.
997
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:11,067
Hey. Look, if you're talking about
what happened in the containment unit,
998
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,860
I had everything under control.
999
01:16:12,944 --> 01:16:15,822
And disregarding it is not strength.
1000
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,658
I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.
1001
01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:21,244
I knew he wouldn't have it in him
to actually...
1002
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:24,080
Next time you gamble, bet your own life!
1003
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,680
Okay, okay, okay.
1004
01:17:32,273 --> 01:17:33,816
(VOICES ON RADIO)
1005
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,570
A rocket?
1006
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,548
(SIGHS, GASPS)
1007
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,001
Hey!
1008
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:18,337
(STRUGGLING)
1009
01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:35,605
Well, not that this isn't fun,
but I'm gonna go look around.
1010
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,440
What do you think is going on here?
1011
01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:39,650
You think we're on vacation?
1012
01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,862
Mom and Dad's lives
could be in jeopardy.
1013
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:45,197
Or worse,
(WHISPERING) their marriage.
1014
01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,074
Their marriage?
1015
01:19:47,366 --> 01:19:51,871
So, the bad guys are trying to wreck
Mom and Dad's marriage.
1016
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:54,123
Forget it. You're so immature.
1017
01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:57,418
- I'm gonna go look around.
- Mom said to stay hidden.
1018
01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:01,339
I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.
1019
01:20:01,756 --> 01:20:03,507
(VOICES OVER RADIO)
1020
01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:41,212
(ECHOING) Cool!
1021
01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:43,381
(ECHOING) Cool!
1022
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:47,843
(OVER RADIO) Roger.
We are ready for launch.
1023
01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:01,273
- DASH: Vi, Vi!
- What did you do?
1024
01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:15,955
(OVER RADIO) ETA two-niner. Over.
1025
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,211
TCI clear. Condition yellow.
Status norm.
1026
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:27,007
Not responding to IFF.
1027
01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:28,884
IRCM reads negative.
1028
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,054
- Bob.
- What?
1029
01:21:32,138 --> 01:21:33,389
I didn't say anything.
1030
01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:51,532
(BIRD SOUNDS)
1031
01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:55,786
(YELLS IN DISGUST)
1032
01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:04,378
ROBOT: Identification, please.
1033
01:22:05,171 --> 01:22:06,172
Hey!
1034
01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:09,258
- Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!
- What? What?
1035
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:10,801
There. That one.
1036
01:22:10,885 --> 01:22:12,511
Voice key incorrect.
1037
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,180
"Voice key"?
1038
01:22:15,181 --> 01:22:16,932
Voice key incorrect.
1039
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:18,684
Wait a second.
1040
01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:20,853
(ALARM SOUNDS)
1041
01:22:20,978 --> 01:22:22,354
- What do we do?
- Run!
1042
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,523
- Where are we going?
- Away from here!
1043
01:22:29,528 --> 01:22:32,948
PA: Intruder alert.
1044
01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:57,306
- There isn't much time.
- No, there isn't.
1045
01:22:57,389 --> 01:22:59,809
- In fact, there's no time at all.
- (CHOKING)
1046
01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:02,019
- Please...
- Why are you here?
1047
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:07,107
How can you possibly bring me lower?
What more can you take away from me?
1048
01:23:07,274 --> 01:23:10,736
(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.
1049
01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:12,822
They're here on the island!
1050
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,281
They're alive?
1051
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:17,660
(GASPING, COUGHING)
1052
01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:29,797
- Helen?
- Hello.
1053
01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:32,049
You must be Mrs...
1054
01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:35,219
- She was helping me to escape.
- No.
1055
01:23:35,302 --> 01:23:38,264
That's what I was doing. Let go of me!
1056
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:41,433
Let go, you lousy, lying,
unfaithful creep!
1057
01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,354
How could I betray the perfect woman?
1058
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,273
Oh, you're referring to me now?
1059
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,524
Where are the kids?
1060
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:50,401
- They triggered the alert.
- What?
1061
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,863
- Security's in the jungle. Get going.
- Our kids are in danger?
1062
01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,698
If you suspected danger,
why'd you bring them?
1063
01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:59,368
They stowed away.
You're not striking the proper tone.
1064
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:08,711
GUARD: Think they're supers?
1065
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,213
Dash, remember what Mom said.
1066
01:24:11,297 --> 01:24:12,798
- What?
- GUARD 2: Stop talking!
1067
01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:16,051
GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!
VIOLET: Dash, run!
1068
01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,845
- What?
- VIOLET: Run!
1069
01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:21,056
- They're supers!
- Get the boy!
1070
01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:23,976
Show yourself!
1071
01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:37,281
(SPITTING)
1072
01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:19,198
(DASH SCREAMS)
1073
01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:26,038
Hey!
1074
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:34,922
DASH: Ha, ha!
1075
01:25:50,980 --> 01:25:52,898
I'm alive. Yeah!
1076
01:25:53,232 --> 01:25:54,566
(DASH SHOUTING)
1077
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:55,901
DASH: Uh-oh.
1078
01:26:21,427 --> 01:26:22,886
(WATER SLOSHING)
1079
01:27:06,472 --> 01:27:08,766
I should've told you I was fired,
I admit it.
1080
01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:10,142
But I didn't want you to worry.
1081
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:11,560
You didn't want me to worry?
1082
01:27:11,643 --> 01:27:14,521
We're running for our lives
through some godforsaken jungle.
1083
01:27:14,605 --> 01:27:17,816
You keep trying to pick a fight,
but I'm just happy you're alive.
1084
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:23,155
GUARD: I know you're there,
Little Miss Disappear.
1085
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:37,544
You can't hide from me.
1086
01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:45,969
- There you are.
- DASH: Hey!
1087
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,934
Don't touch my sister!
1088
01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:01,944
- How are you doing that?
- I don't know!
1089
01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:03,695
Whatever you do, don't stop!
1090
01:28:12,746 --> 01:28:14,164
(EXPLOSION)
1091
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:22,214
Mom! Dad! Hey!
1092
01:28:24,091 --> 01:28:25,134
HELEN: Kids.
1093
01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:27,010
- You're all right.
- You're all right.
1094
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:29,596
- We were so worried.
- I thought I'd never see you again.
1095
01:28:48,365 --> 01:28:49,449
BOTH: I love you.
1096
01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:51,034
DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.
1097
01:29:05,716 --> 01:29:07,092
Time out!
1098
01:29:08,594 --> 01:29:12,055
What have we here?
Matching uniforms?
1099
01:29:13,056 --> 01:29:16,476
Oh, no! Elastigirl?
1100
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:17,811
(LAUGHS)
1101
01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:21,315
You married Elastigirl? Whoa!
1102
01:29:22,441 --> 01:29:24,818
And got busy!
1103
01:29:24,902 --> 01:29:29,489
It's a whole family of supers.
Looks like I've hit the jackpot!
1104
01:29:29,573 --> 01:29:32,159
Oh, this is just too good!
1105
01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:35,704
- (ON TV) The ship's unique design...
- (ON TV) There were no fatalities...
1106
01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:40,792
Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!
You gotta admit, this is cool.
1107
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:44,213
SYNDROME: Just like a movie!
The robot will emerge dramatically,
1108
01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:47,049
do some damage.
Throngs of screaming people!
1109
01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:51,845
And just when all hope is lost,
Syndrome will save the day!
1110
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:54,765
I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!
1111
01:29:54,848 --> 01:29:59,019
You mean you killed off real heroes
so that you could pretend to be one?
1112
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:01,855
Oh, I'm real.
Real enough to defeat you!
1113
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:05,984
And I did it without your precious
gifts, your oh-so-special powers.
1114
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,236
I'll give them heroics.
1115
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:10,739
I'll give them the most spectacular
heroics anyone's ever seen!
1116
01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:13,992
And when I'm old and I've had my fun,
I'll sell my inventions
1117
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:18,413
so that everyone can be superheroes.
Everyone can be super.
1118
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:21,333
(CHUCKLING) And when
everyone's super
1119
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,171
no one will be.
1120
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,006
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1121
01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:49,194
(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
1122
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:53,573
Fire at will!
1123
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:03,709
(ON TV) It's overwhelming the tanks.
1124
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,002
BOB: I'm sorry.
1125
01:31:05,544 --> 01:31:09,256
This is my fault.
I've been a lousy father.
1126
01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:13,135
Blind to what I have.
So obsessed with being undervalued
1127
01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:16,138
- that I undervalued all of you.
- Dad?
1128
01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:17,347
Shh. Don't interrupt.
1129
01:31:17,431 --> 01:31:20,142
So caught up in the past that I...
1130
01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:26,148
You are my greatest adventure.
And I almost missed it.
1131
01:31:26,231 --> 01:31:28,317
I swear, I'm gonna get us
out of this safely if I...
1132
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:32,404
Well, I think Dad has made
some excellent progress today
1133
01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:35,157
but I think it's time we wind down now.
1134
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:40,037
We need to get back to the mainland.
1135
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,789
I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.
Straight ahead.
1136
01:31:43,206 --> 01:31:44,958
(LAUGHTER)
1137
01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:53,925
Where are all the guards?
1138
01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:55,969
Go, go!
1139
01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:03,268
GUARD: Hey, every time they run,
you take a shot.
1140
01:32:08,774 --> 01:32:10,192
(FIGHTING)
1141
01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:13,528
(WHISTLES)
1142
01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,620
HELEN: This is the right hangar,
but I don't see any jets.
1143
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:24,206
- A jet's not fast enough.
- What's faster than a jet?
1144
01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:26,208
How about a rocket?
1145
01:32:30,337 --> 01:32:34,007
- Great! I can't fly a rocket.
- VIOLET: You don't have to.
1146
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,802
Use the coordinates
from the last launch.
1147
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:42,265
Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed
the password by now.
1148
01:32:42,349 --> 01:32:45,143
- How do I get into the computer?
- MIRAGE: Say please.
1149
01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:03,078
- Honey?
- HONEY: What?
1150
01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:04,996
- Where is my supersuit?
- HONEY: What?
1151
01:33:05,539 --> 01:33:08,750
Where is my supersuit?
1152
01:33:08,834 --> 01:33:11,920
- HONEY: I put it away.
- Where?
1153
01:33:12,003 --> 01:33:15,340
- HONEY: Why do you need to know?
- I need it!
1154
01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:18,427
HONEY: Don't you think about
running off doing no derrin'-do.
1155
01:33:18,510 --> 01:33:20,387
We've been planning
this dinner for two months!
1156
01:33:20,470 --> 01:33:23,849
- The public is in danger!
- HONEY: My evening's in danger!
1157
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:27,436
Tell me where my suit is, woman!
We are talking about the greater good.
1158
01:33:27,519 --> 01:33:29,688
HONEY: "Greater good"?
I am your wife!
1159
01:33:29,771 --> 01:33:32,691
I'm the greatest good
you are ever gonna get!
1160
01:33:36,403 --> 01:33:37,779
Run!
1161
01:33:39,531 --> 01:33:40,866
My baby!
1162
01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:47,914
- MAN: The supers have returned!
- Is that Fironic?
1163
01:33:47,998 --> 01:33:51,251
- MAN: Fironic?
- No, Fironic has a different outfit.
1164
01:33:51,334 --> 01:33:56,298
No, no, I'm a new superhero!
I'm Syndrome!
1165
01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:01,136
All right, stand back.
1166
01:34:04,848 --> 01:34:09,269
Someone needs to teach
this hunk of metal a few manners.
1167
01:34:11,104 --> 01:34:12,314
Ha, ha!
1168
01:34:21,698 --> 01:34:23,450
(SYNDROME SCREAMING)
1169
01:34:39,549 --> 01:34:42,802
- Are we there yet?
- We get there when we get there.
1170
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,265
BOB: How you doing, honey?
1171
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:49,893
HELEN: Do I have to answer?
1172
01:34:52,270 --> 01:34:55,357
Kids, strap yourselves down
like I told you.
1173
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:01,404
BOB: Here we go, honey.
1174
01:35:01,947 --> 01:35:03,114
Ready, Violet?
1175
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,117
Ready? Now!
1176
01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:11,456
This is gonna be rough.
1177
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,216
Robot's in the financial district.
Which exit?
1178
01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:22,926
- Traction Avenue.
- That'll take me downtown.
1179
01:35:23,009 --> 01:35:24,636
- I take Seventh, don't I?
- Don't take Seventh!
1180
01:35:26,137 --> 01:35:28,723
- Great, we missed it.
- Ask how to get there, I told you.
1181
01:35:28,807 --> 01:35:30,600
- Traction.
- That'll take me downtown.
1182
01:35:30,684 --> 01:35:32,310
Get in the right lane! Signal!
1183
01:35:32,394 --> 01:35:33,937
- Not Traction!
- You're gonna miss it!
1184
01:36:01,756 --> 01:36:03,842
Is everybody okay back there?
1185
01:36:04,134 --> 01:36:07,679
- Super-duper, Dad!
- (LAUGHING) Let's do that again.
1186
01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:10,181
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1187
01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:13,560
Wait here and stay hidden.
I'm going in.
1188
01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:17,147
While what?
I watch helplessly from the sidelines?
1189
01:36:17,230 --> 01:36:19,691
- I don't think so.
- I'm asking you to wait with the kids.
1190
01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:22,444
And I'm telling you not a chance.
You're my husband.
1191
01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:24,362
I'm with you for better or worse.
1192
01:36:24,613 --> 01:36:26,448
I have to do this alone.
1193
01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:28,450
- What is this to you? Playtime?
- No.
1194
01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:30,410
- So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
- No!
1195
01:36:30,493 --> 01:36:31,745
- Then what?
- I'm not...
1196
01:36:31,828 --> 01:36:33,830
- Not what?
- I'm not strong enough.
1197
01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:35,957
- This will make you stronger?
- Yes. No!
1198
01:36:36,041 --> 01:36:38,084
That's what this is?
Some sort of workout?
1199
01:36:38,168 --> 01:36:40,086
I can't lose you again!
1200
01:36:41,755 --> 01:36:44,382
I can't. Not again.
1201
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:46,968
I'm not strong enough.
1202
01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:58,480
If we work together,
you won't have to be.
1203
01:36:58,563 --> 01:36:59,773
I don't know what'll happen.
1204
01:37:00,482 --> 01:37:02,859
We're superheroes. What can happen?
1205
01:37:03,318 --> 01:37:04,319
(SCREAMING)
1206
01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:09,282
Vi! Dash! No!
1207
01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:20,168
Violet?
1208
01:37:23,672 --> 01:37:25,924
- Dad!
- Go, go!
1209
01:37:35,975 --> 01:37:39,104
- I'm okay, Mom. Really.
- Stay here, okay?
1210
01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:51,533
Frozone!
1211
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:52,826
BOB: Yeah!
1212
01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:56,705
Bob!
1213
01:37:58,081 --> 01:37:59,082
Hey!
1214
01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:16,641
Syndrome's remote!
1215
01:38:26,484 --> 01:38:27,736
The remote controls the robot!
1216
01:38:31,156 --> 01:38:32,323
Throw it, throw it!
1217
01:38:32,407 --> 01:38:33,658
Go long!
1218
01:38:44,961 --> 01:38:46,087
Got it!
1219
01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:52,927
Honey, take out its guns!
1220
01:39:00,226 --> 01:39:01,269
FROZONE: Gotcha!
1221
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:41,392
(VIOLET SCREAMS)
1222
01:39:47,357 --> 01:39:49,025
Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!
1223
01:39:50,819 --> 01:39:53,404
A remote? A remote that controls what?
1224
01:39:56,449 --> 01:39:57,450
The robot?
1225
01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:06,876
It's coming back!
1226
01:40:07,919 --> 01:40:09,128
(BOB YELLS)
1227
01:40:10,255 --> 01:40:11,422
- That wasn't right.
- Give me that!
1228
01:40:13,424 --> 01:40:16,427
We can't stop it. The only thing
hard enough to penetrate it is
1229
01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:21,432
itself.
1230
01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:22,725
It's getting closer!
1231
01:40:22,809 --> 01:40:24,936
- It doesn't work!
- HELEN: Kids!
1232
01:40:26,563 --> 01:40:28,022
FROZONE: It's not doing anything.
1233
01:40:28,106 --> 01:40:30,108
- Try to buy us some time.
- Try the one next to it.
1234
01:40:35,947 --> 01:40:37,115
Honey!
1235
01:40:43,121 --> 01:40:45,415
Wait a minute. Press that button again!
1236
01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:49,544
No, the other one! The first one!
1237
01:40:49,627 --> 01:40:50,837
First button! Got it!
1238
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:52,547
- It's getting closer!
- Look out!
1239
01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:56,134
- Get out of here!
- We're not going anywhere.
1240
01:40:56,217 --> 01:40:57,969
- BOB: Press the button!
- Not yet!
1241
01:40:58,094 --> 01:41:00,555
- FROZONE: Helen!
- What are you waiting for?
1242
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:02,974
A closer target! You got one shot!
1243
01:41:06,019 --> 01:41:07,020
Everybody duck!
1244
01:41:31,085 --> 01:41:32,211
Hey, Zone.
1245
01:41:33,338 --> 01:41:35,173
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1246
01:41:38,509 --> 01:41:40,345
Huh? No!
1247
01:41:40,637 --> 01:41:44,515
Did you see that?
That's the way to do it.
1248
01:41:44,599 --> 01:41:48,770
- That's old school.
- Yeah. No school like the old school.
1249
01:41:51,814 --> 01:41:54,609
- Just like old times. Oh!
- Just like old times.
1250
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,986
Yeah. Hurt then, too.
1251
01:42:00,406 --> 01:42:02,700
We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.
1252
01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:06,788
If he even sneezes, we'll be there
with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.
1253
01:42:06,871 --> 01:42:08,915
The people of this country
are indebted to you.
1254
01:42:08,998 --> 01:42:10,625
Does this mean we can
come out of hiding?
1255
01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:12,752
Let the politicians figure that one out.
1256
01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:16,464
I've been asked to assure you
we'll take care of everything else.
1257
01:42:16,547 --> 01:42:17,548
You did good, Bob.
1258
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:18,675
(PHONE BEEPS)
1259
01:42:18,758 --> 01:42:23,137
Hi, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack...
1260
01:42:23,221 --> 01:42:24,597
Come on. We're in a limo.
1261
01:42:25,098 --> 01:42:27,642
Hey, you're wearing your hair back?
1262
01:42:27,725 --> 01:42:30,561
- (STAMMERING) Yeah, I just... Yeah.
- It looks good.
1263
01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,314
- Thanks, Dad.
- That was cool when you threw that car!
1264
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:35,650
Not as cool as you running on water.
1265
01:42:35,733 --> 01:42:39,529
That was sweet when you
snagged that bad guy with your arm
1266
01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:42,240
and whiplashed him into the other guy.
Sweet!
1267
01:42:42,323 --> 01:42:44,993
- I'm trying to listen to messages.
- KARI: It's me.
1268
01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:48,329
Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening.
1269
01:42:48,413 --> 01:42:52,041
Jack-Jack's still fine,
but I'm getting really weirded out!
1270
01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:54,127
When are you coming back?
1271
01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:56,629
...aced those guys that tried to kill us!
1272
01:42:56,713 --> 01:43:00,842
That was the best vacation ever!
I love our family.
1273
01:43:00,925 --> 01:43:03,511
KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!
1274
01:43:03,594 --> 01:43:06,514
Put that down! Stop it!
You need to call me.
1275
01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:08,599
I need help, Mrs...
1276
01:43:08,683 --> 01:43:10,309
Bob, listen to this.
1277
01:43:10,393 --> 01:43:12,437
KARI: I'm gonna call the police...
1278
01:43:12,812 --> 01:43:14,522
Hi, this is Kari.
1279
01:43:14,605 --> 01:43:18,609
Sorry for freaking out,
but your baby has special needs.
1280
01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:20,945
Thanks for sending a replacement.
1281
01:43:21,029 --> 01:43:23,239
I didn't call a replacement.
1282
01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:31,080
Shh. The baby is sleeping.
1283
01:43:34,167 --> 01:43:36,002
You took away my future.
1284
01:43:36,085 --> 01:43:39,464
I'm simply returning the favour.
Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.
1285
01:43:39,547 --> 01:43:42,759
Supportive, encouraging.
Everything you weren't.
1286
01:43:43,051 --> 01:43:46,512
And in time, who knows,
he might make a good sidekick.
1287
01:43:51,017 --> 01:43:54,312
He's getting away, Bob!
We have to do something now.
1288
01:43:54,604 --> 01:43:56,439
(JACK-JACK CRIES)
1289
01:44:09,786 --> 01:44:11,245
What's happening?
1290
01:44:17,168 --> 01:44:20,338
- Stop him! Throw something!
- I might hit Jack-Jack.
1291
01:44:24,467 --> 01:44:25,927
Throw me.
1292
01:44:30,306 --> 01:44:31,766
Bob, throw me!
1293
01:44:36,187 --> 01:44:37,188
(JACK-JACK COOING)
1294
01:44:37,939 --> 01:44:39,023
No!
1295
01:44:41,359 --> 01:44:44,570
This isn't the end of it!
I will get your son, eventually.
1296
01:44:44,654 --> 01:44:46,030
I'll get your son!
1297
01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:49,367
Oh, no.
1298
01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:03,756
Look at Mommy, honey.
Don't look down. Mommy's got you.
1299
01:45:04,715 --> 01:45:06,592
Everything is all right.
1300
01:45:22,233 --> 01:45:23,860
That's my girl.
1301
01:45:24,443 --> 01:45:26,821
Does this mean
we have to move again?
1302
01:45:27,029 --> 01:45:28,573
(ALL LAUGHING)
1303
01:45:30,449 --> 01:45:31,868
LITTLE BOY: Oh, man.
1304
01:45:32,076 --> 01:45:34,620
That was totally wicked!
1305
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,336
(PA ANNOUNCEMENTS)
1306
01:45:48,134 --> 01:45:49,927
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)
1307
01:45:51,888 --> 01:45:54,348
Do we have to have cheerleaders
at the track meet?
1308
01:45:54,432 --> 01:45:57,351
- What is that all about?
- I always thought it was more...
1309
01:45:57,435 --> 01:45:58,895
- Hey.
- Hey.
1310
01:45:58,978 --> 01:46:01,689
- You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.
1311
01:46:01,772 --> 01:46:03,733
- See you, Vi.
- You look different.
1312
01:46:04,066 --> 01:46:07,403
I feel different. Is different okay?
1313
01:46:07,528 --> 01:46:10,781
Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)
Different is great.
1314
01:46:10,865 --> 01:46:12,825
(STAMMERING) Would you...
1315
01:46:13,034 --> 01:46:14,577
- Yeah?
- Do you think maybe...
1316
01:46:14,660 --> 01:46:16,370
- (STAMMERING) ...you and I...
- Yeah?
1317
01:46:16,454 --> 01:46:17,788
- Do you...
- Shh.
1318
01:46:17,955 --> 01:46:21,167
I like movies.
I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?
1319
01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:24,211
(STAMMERING) A movie.
There you go. Yeah.
1320
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:27,006
- Wait, so Friday?
- Friday.
1321
01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:30,801
(CROWD CHEERING)
1322
01:46:32,136 --> 01:46:34,555
- Go, Dash, go.
- Run!
1323
01:46:34,639 --> 01:46:37,558
BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.
1324
01:46:37,642 --> 01:46:38,684
ALL: Run!
1325
01:46:38,768 --> 01:46:40,144
Pull back, pull back!
1326
01:46:40,227 --> 01:46:42,772
BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.
1327
01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:44,899
- Make it close!
- Second.
1328
01:46:44,982 --> 01:46:47,652
BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!
1329
01:46:52,365 --> 01:46:53,950
BOB: That's my boy!
1330
01:46:54,325 --> 01:46:55,993
Dash, I'm so proud of you.
1331
01:46:56,077 --> 01:46:57,662
DASH: I didn't know what the heck
you wanted me to do.
1332
01:46:57,745 --> 01:47:00,289
(CRASHING, SCREAMING)
1333
01:47:11,008 --> 01:47:14,011
Behold the Underminer!
1334
01:47:14,679 --> 01:47:17,139
UNDERMINER:
I am always beneath you,
1335
01:47:17,223 --> 01:47:20,184
but nothing is beneath me!
1336
01:47:20,601 --> 01:47:26,232
UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war
on peace and happiness!
1337
01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:31,529
Soon all will tremble before me!