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Do people really change?

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I mean, real, lasting, positive change?

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I sure hope so, because we are in the
business of change.

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Please.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry, I won't yell at the neighbor's
kids anymore.

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I'll take back the claim against the
Johnsons. Even though that treehouse is

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a flagrant violation.

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I'm sorry. No, no, no, please. I can
change.

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I promise.

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Please, please, please, please.

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Please give me another chance. I can
change.

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Don't worry about her. In a few minutes,
she'll wake up in her bed, dry, rested,

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and hopefully a whole new person.

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All right, she's back in bed.

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Can I get a coffee over here?

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Coffee's buying in.

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You see, this is just a supernatural
simulation.

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And these are my colleagues, the ghost
of Christmas past, Christmas yet to

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come. No doubt.

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Oh, boy, that looks good. Thank you.

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And that's me, Mr.

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Brad Pitt.

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No,

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no, I'm kidding. I'm the ghost of
Christmas present. I'm not Brad Pitt.

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So... You think she changed?

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Yeah, I don't know. This one was a
serious tight ass. Of course she's

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changed. I put her face to face with her
mortality, and that's when I closed the

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deal every time.

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Anyone can point to a headstone.

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Everyone agrees with me. Guys, you know
what? Please. I'd do way more than just

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point at it. That hurts me. Yet to come
as a wrap, inform Mr. Marley our perp

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will awaken in two minutes. Copy that.

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Marley-san, Marley-san.

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Already?

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Yeah. Excellent. Thank you, Kazuko. Very
exciting.

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Spirits, gather up one and all.

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Research, locations, costume department.

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This is our dedicated staff of support
code.

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They work so hard to make us look good.
Okay, we are walking. New recruits. I

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know you're freshly dead, but let's look
alive.

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You've enlisted at the perfect time.
They're on their way to find out if the

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person we haunted is really going to
change.

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Can we go see that?

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No. Come on.

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And this is the moment we worked all
year for.

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No, honey. Don't go in her yard. We
don't want her calling the police. It's

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okay. I can get it.

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Sorry, Ms. Blansky. We'll take the game
down the street. We don't want any

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trouble today.

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What day is it?

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It's Christmas Day.

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The cops did it all in one night.

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Are you okay?

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Do you need us to call someone?

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Or do you want to play?

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Me? Sure.

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If you want to. After all the times I've
reported you to the HOA or called the

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police or stolen your package.

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You did what?

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Huh?

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Go ahead.

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Give it a try. It's fun.

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Congratulations, Miss Blansky.

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I did it? You mean it's really... You're
a different person now, Karen.

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Go make amends.

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And make us proud.

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I will.

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So that's what we do. We haunt someone,
change them into a better person, and

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then we sing about it.

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You wait for the day, you prep for a
year, and when the big day is finally

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here, you take a jerk and work to turn
them around.

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Why are they singing?

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Oh, because this is a musical. What is?

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All of this.

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The afterlife.

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I had a feeling.

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Oh, come on, really?

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You show them their life and your hope
for the switch.

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And well, it goes off without a hitch.

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This Christmas train is already bound.

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Bring on that chili-a-pul-de-de-ma!

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We might be dead,

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but we're living that yuletide dream.

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We're full of that...

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The magic of the world, my dear Mary, is
very necessary.

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like this? Are you going to be able to
keep up with all this?

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I mean, if I start dancing, I'm going to
shut it down, man. Everybody going to

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look bad.

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our search history after we die?

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Excuse me, sir.

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Oh, hey, Margo. I was just avoiding you.

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Yes, sir. I get it. But, you know, it is
my job to review your file after each

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haunt. So, you've been eligible for
retirement for 46 seasons.

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Yeah. And you're still here, like, all
the time. Well, I believe the work we do

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here is very important. Yeah, yeah, but
don't you want another crack at life?

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God, I miss drinking.

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Huh? I used to go so hard with my girls
back in Tampa.

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Wait, aren't you in HR?

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I have a tramp stamp on the front and
the back.

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Crazy. We stole a cruise ship one time.
Look, HR, I don't know if that's the

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right area for you. Figgy pudding.

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I'm sorry, what?

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It says in your file that you liked
figgy pudding.

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Don't you want to try it again?

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Don't you want to go back on Earth and
do person stuff again?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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I mean, I died before there was indoor
plumbing, so I... Well, um, it's been

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fun chatting and everything, but
there's, like, a whole party going on,

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so... Okay, but I feel like you started
the conversation.

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Anyway... 46 seasons.

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Crazy.

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Just saying. Maybe it's time.

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Maybe she has a point.

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Is it time to find out if I'm meant for
more than just a Christmas morning

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feeling?

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I could go back to Earth, retire, just
peace out. Another chance at the life

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I've been dreaming about.

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Maybe I'd buy a quaint little house on a
quiet street.

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I'd meet a nice gal and we'd get married
and start a family.

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And then at the end of each day after
work, we have a loving embrace and one

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of those newfangled modern mouth kisses.

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That'd be nice.

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Is it time to find out if I'm ready to
reach beyond a Christmas morning

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feeling?

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To be human again, alive once more. Take
some swings at the things I messed out

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on before.

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And there's me in the backyard goofing
around with my two kids who share the

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same first initial. A little Rebecca and
her brother Reggie or Robert or... I

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don't know. I'll think of a good R name.

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But what if I screw up my life again
like I did the first time through?

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Could I really be someone better,
someone kinder, someone

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new? But no, no, no, I've got to make
more of a difference here.

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There's so much left to do with all the
trolls and a-holes out there.

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Well, am I doing the world a world of
good? And have I given it my all?

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Or am I just full of it? Am I just full

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of shit? Hey, come on now, potty mouth.

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It's inappropriate for the day.

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I know, I know, old friend.

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This is just your usual post on
comedown, yeah?

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It's more than that, Jacob.

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Look at this place, mate.

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Every single one of them's a soul that
we've redeemed.

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Together.

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So fret not, sunshine, for in two weeks'
time we scout next season's perp and

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I've seen the file on this one.

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Manages a fancy hotel in Vancouver.

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Uh-huh. Right by a little bastard.
You're gonna love him. Just what you

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need to get back up on that horse.

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So come on now.

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Step up up.

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Big boy, Pat.

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Hey. Hey.

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Hey.

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Hey, you.

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Walter. No one cares what your name is,
and no one should have a mustache on

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their lip and forehead.

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Why are you crossing through my grand
lobby, hmm? These Christmas tree

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conventioners pay top dollar to be here
so they don't have to look at or think

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about people like you, you walking
plunger. So did I tell you.

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Abusive, stingy, self-centered.

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I like that he goes against the Canadian
stereotype.

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Yeah. It's weird to see a Canadian
without mitten. I mean, yeah, he's an

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absolute turd in a suit.

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Right? But I'm just wondering, hear me
out, this guy, and he's terrible,

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but if we change him, does he create
enough ripples to make a real

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difference? That's all I'm saying. Make
a real difference?

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400 people work for him.

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A bit sad, isn't it?

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Disgruntled, yeah? Taking it out on
their kids.

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It designs the offensive.

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Outrage is a drug.

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Listen to me, the second you tweet that
word, CNN is no longer talking about how

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you just boned the teachers' union.
Trust me, Senator.

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Both days.

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Our guest today manages PR for ATandT and
the NFL.

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He's helped senators, governors, even
presidents get elected. All due respect,

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Marty, we're on our butts here.

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This trade, you can't afford to hire
some fancy New York media consultant?

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Yeah.

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You got that right.

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Oh, here he is. Let's give him a real
good welcome from the Briggs Media

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Group. Hey, Briggs.

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Thank you, Marty.

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It was a pleasure.

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And it is true, I do charge comically
enormous fees, which will probably

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bankrupt your entire organization. But
you know, last week, over 300 million

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families took down their Christmas
trees, 81% of which were fake plastic

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trees. I don't know why you're acting
surprised. I hit one button on Amazon,

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and a shiny new tree is on my porch by
the end of the afternoon.

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Easy. Easy.

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Yeah. People, they used to insist on
authenticity.

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Have people changed?

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Now, that's the good news.

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People never change.

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But you know something?

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Real trees are trending downward.

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Your sales continue slipping.

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They destroyed your bottom lines with
plastic pines in same-day shipping.

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Well, you've got the better product.

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But if you want to win, you've got to
study human nature.

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All those interested, lean in.

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People are one.

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Lazy, we only care about ourselves.

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Your competition knows this, so they're
crap-wise off the shelf. We're also too

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desperate to feel good and smart and
right.

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And that's what you have to harness.

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If you want to win, bitch, be what
you're really selling is the way things

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ought to be.

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So your pitch becomes compelling,
selling more than just a tree. It's a

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symbol of your values. It's your ethics
and your cause.

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You can't either be fake like a tree
they make or take a man for Santa Claus.

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We're bringing back Christmas.

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We're bringing back here.

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We're bringing back cozy night, those
twinkly lights, the glow of yesteryear.

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Now it's some slight manipulation,

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but it's what we've gotta do.

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See, we need some confrontation, or your
message won't get through.

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We're bringing back decency.

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We're bringing back Christmas.

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And that means a tiny cent of a real
authentic treat.

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They're literally eating out of his
hand.

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Oh, it would be sure.

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Simple. To boost your market share, we'd
rebrand you as nostalgic.

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Tell your customers you care, but the
world is what?

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Rival! So if you want your sales to
soar, it's not enough for folks to love

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you. They gotta hate your rivals more.

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As an expert, my advice is feed that
hate, because hate is strong.

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Folks will gladly pay your prices to
prove those Christmas killers wrong.

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Give me some peace on earth, a virgin
birth, and grandpa getting sauce.

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Every faithful love and boomer wants to
fight a culture war.

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So tell your core consumer what the hell
they're fighting for.

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I want

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a

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complete breakdown on him.

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I'm talking a living tree in your living
room.

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As I reach up to place the angel on top,
I look out my window and I see my

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neighbor, Doug, across the street,
napping together his artificial tree.

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He's like the perfect combination of
Mussolini and Seacrest.

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Easy peasy, poor, lazy, deplorable Doug,
who cares more about convenience than

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the happiness and respect...

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of his town, of a country, of our sacred
holiday.

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Clint Breeze grew up in St. Paul,
Minnesota, middle child of three to a

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single mother. His older sister, Carrie,
passed away five years ago. Her

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daughter, Wren, is now being raised by
Clint's younger brother, Owen.

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Clint's company specializes in creating
controversy, conflict, and

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disinformation for the benefit of his
clients worldwide.

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Oh, my God.

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He's perfect.

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No, that's the one!

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You've got to get mad!

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You have to fight for the traditions we
hold dear.

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So persuasive.

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Kind of makes you want to push an old
lady down a flight of stairs.

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Thank you.

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That's our man.

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I'm sorry, this is not our man.

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Wait, wait, wait. What?

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Hold on. Why not?

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Jacob, the guy causes division for a
job.

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And he's insanely hot.

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Is that not what you were going to say?

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What? I've been dead for 40 years and
I'm not made of wood.

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The man's attracted.

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No, he's smoking hot. Smoking hot.

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And more importantly, he's got his hands
all over everything.

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Yeah, I wish.

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Maude, are you texting HR?

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No. Jacob, I'm telling you, he could be
our greatest haunt ever.

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The whale.

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If we change him, imagine the ripple.

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Oh, great.

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That is a flagrant breach of established
protocol.

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So we're stuck with creepy convention
boss guy then. Yep, no hot girl

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Christmas for you. Okay, okay, hang on.

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He's not an unredeemable because he
drowns puppies.

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He's only stamped because he's
dogmatically committed to the belief

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that people never change.

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Never change?

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Now I do want a piece of this guy.
Jacob, I'm telling you, I know what

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makes this guy tick.

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We won't fail. Come on, I can take this
guy.

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Besides... You know it's been done
before.

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Once.

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Barely. And you know that was different.

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With the state the world is in now, I'm
not about to risk a whole year of

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ripples on a lost cause. I'm sorry.

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We go with the rat bastard hotel
manager.

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In that case, I would like to collect my
retirement package.

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No, settle down, spirit.

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He's bluffing.

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Do I look like I'm bluffing?

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Actually, you do, yes.

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All right, then.

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All you have to do is take it and you're

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retired.

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Back on Earth, living, breathing, and
offering opinions on things you know

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nothing about.

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Right.

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Earth.

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We don't have to do this right now.
There is no shame in your dedication to

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the betterment of mankind.

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Now, if you'll excuse me. Jacob, please.

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I can't explain it.

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But if I could just change this guy,
maybe I'll... What?

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Maybe you'll what?

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00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:45,700
Oh, no. No. There's no need for a whole
big number here. No. No spotlight.

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Gary, kill the... Every day I wake up
with a single dream.

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Running through my head. Look, I have
another meeting I'm actually late for.

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To throw a tiny stone into a mighty
stream and watch the ripples as they

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spread. Redeeming an unredeemable is
nearly impossible.

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But if you promise to stop singing, you
can have your perp.

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Oh, really?

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00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,930
Great. Thank you. That's quite
reasonable.

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00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:20,110
Thanks, Gary. We're good. You're right
on the cue.

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Guys, he said yes. Let's get to work.

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Yes! You want to hear the rest of my
song?

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And so it began.

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A full year of research and preparation.

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Painstakingly recreating one man's past,
present, future.

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Why do we work so hard?

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We're good for the ripple.

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See, it's a documented fact that one
person's kindness can have a ripple

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effect.

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Spreading goodwill like a pandemic. No,
scratch that. Sorry. You know, like, you

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know when people at a football stadium
stand up and do the wave like that?

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00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:06,980
Now,

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finally, I have a perk with global
readers.

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If we can redeem this unredeemable,
imagine just how far these ripples can

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go.

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Okay, the Billie Eilish-Ed Sheeran beef
has been approved by management on both

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sides. Ed will post the insensitive
comment on Tuesday and then apologize on

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Sunday. Let's push the apology back to
the day of the VMAs to maximize buzz.

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00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:01,230
Oh, and your niece is here.

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00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:05,390
Apparently, she'd like your help with
something, but Owen didn't say what it

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is. Did she get the phone I sent?

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00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:08,269
Mm-hmm.

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Coverboard?

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00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,810
I've got a really busy day going here.

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No problem.

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00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,600
I'll just go tell your late sister's
only kid you're too busy.

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00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:19,960
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Top-notch skill
trip, Kimberly.

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00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,900
The way you emphasize late.

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Proud of you.

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00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:30,760
Um, so, Uncle Clint, I was thinking that
maybe I would run for student council

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president.

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00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:38,080
Um, so, maybe you could help me with
something?

348
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,740
Wow! That's, I mean, that requires
someone who's very...

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Univoy struck me as someone who's more
of an inside voice type of person.

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00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,220
So what makes you want to run for
student council president?

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Go ahead.

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00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,260
Well, I think I could make the school
way better.

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100%. If they pick me.

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00:24:56,780 --> 00:25:00,100
But they probably won't. Probably not.
Because Josh Hubbins is running, so.

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00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,360
Josh Hubbins?

356
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:06,260
Mm-hmm. Josh, he sounds like a, you
know, a legend at whatever school you go

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00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:07,560
to. Uh, never mind.

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00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,860
It was a stupid idea. I'm sorry. I
shouldn't have bothered you. Yeah, it's

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00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,960
all right. I have bad ideas sometimes.

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00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,000
Clint, you promised Carrie if Ren ever
needed anything, you would help her.

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00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,480
Remember that? Yes.

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00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,660
Yeah, I remember. All right.

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00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,480
You've already won.

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00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,360
You already won. Hey, come here, come
here, come here, come here, come here,

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00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,019
come here. Sit.

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00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:31,020
Sit, please.

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00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,120
You got this in the bag.

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00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:35,840
But you're going to get your hands
dirty. You're going to say and do things

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00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,320
that you will not be proud of. Wait a
minute, Clint.

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00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:40,040
Please hold your indignation because
it's going to get worse.

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00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,640
So this Josh... Coven. Coven.

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What are his grades like? He gets
straight A's. Mm-hmm. So do I. Yeah,

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that's good for him. But for you, I
prefer C's.

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00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,720
I would love a D in there. You're going
to tank your midterms. You're going to

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00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,699
bank some detention.

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00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:57,400
And boom, you're a woman of the people.
We cast Josh as a snot-nosed elite.

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00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,479
You get?

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00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,040
I don't know about this, because he's
actually super nice. Yeah, he's a great

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00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,620
kid, really. I will put you over my
knee.

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00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:07,820
And his parents have their own
non-profit. Trust me, he's hiding

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00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:08,920
something. Everybody is.

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00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:12,120
Kimberly's going to do some oppo
research. That means digging up dirt.

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00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,440
And Kimberly is the best.

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00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:17,400
She is a stone cold killer.

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00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:20,600
Opposition research on an eighth grader?

386
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,240
Sure.

387
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,180
Okay.

388
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,059
You hungry?

389
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:28,200
Want a juice box? I'm okay. Want a
Negroni? You know what? I'm just going

390
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,060
to stay on her just in case this turns
into an important story thread that we

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00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,060
may want to follow.

392
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,380
Well, okay.

393
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,520
Yeah, I'm going to stay and watch him
put a ponytail man over his knee.

394
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:43,120
Boy, we have similar jobs, don't we?

395
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,600
Digging up dirt on people.

396
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,880
Whoa.

397
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,780
What do we have here?

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00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,460
When your parents make you a Christmas
dinner with homeless people.

399
00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:56,450
Gross. Oh, Josh, what did you post?

400
00:26:57,430 --> 00:27:01,310
You're sunk, kiddo. You are so sunk.

401
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,330
I'm doing oppo research on a child.

402
00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,830
The big corner office.

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00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:23,900
The 12-person team, a slick leather
chair, the American dream. My mom used

404
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:30,040
to clean ritzy places like these with
their overpriced art and their walls of

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00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:36,740
degrees. Well, now it's all mine with my
name on the door, a big fancy desk

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00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:43,600
on the 38th floor. Look at the girl who
did right at the height of a hard

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00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,600
-won career.

408
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:52,020
What could surpass giant windows of
glass framing miles of blue?

409
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:56,060
That's the view from here.

410
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:01,720
That's the view from here.

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00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,200
They climb the ladder, no matter the
cost.

412
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,020
But nobody tells you how much can get
lost.

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00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:15,700
That decent and hopeful young woman you
were. Well, you wake up one day.

414
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,360
And you wonder what happened to her.

415
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:26,820
That woman was made to see good in each
heart. But now she gets paid to pull

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00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:27,840
people apart.

417
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:34,160
And I mean, hey, look at me, MVP
Employee of the Year.

418
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:41,560
Well, maybe I guess that this looks like
success, but it doesn't feel true.

419
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,080
That's the view from here.

420
00:28:47,690 --> 00:28:50,810
That's the view from here.

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00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:01,170
I could keep doing oppo, keep digging up
dirt.

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00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:05,190
Pretend I don't care when nice people
get hurt.

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00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:12,330
Block out the guilt that I'd have to
ignore. Or a ring as I ride to the

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00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,090
39th floor.

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00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:22,120
Or I can walk out the door and defiantly
quit.

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00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:28,020
There's a line you can't cross, and I
think this is it. Well, maybe I haven't

427
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:31,980
lost sight of what's right. No, it's
perfectly clear.

428
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,120
Whoa, that was quick. Go ahead. Tell
them how you feel.

429
00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:42,560
You found something good, didn't you?
See, you can always tell by the self

430
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,000
-loathing expression on her face.

431
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,460
Well, actually... Come on, you can do
it.

432
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,400
I came here... To say you quit your job,
but you want ample severance.

433
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:59,100
To say I found something that should

434
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:02,800
do the trick. Yes, you did. Let's go
see. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

435
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,220
At the end of the day, words are easy to
say.

436
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:17,000
But it looks like the walking away is a
little bit harder to do.

437
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:24,230
That's the view from here.

438
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:40,630
Well, Josh's family runs a Christmas Day
dinner at a homeless shelter.

439
00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:42,990
He'll be humble bragging the crap out of
that.

440
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:47,930
But two years ago, he posted and quickly
deleted this on TikTok.

441
00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:51,030
When your parents make you a Christmas
dinner with homeless people.

442
00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:52,850
Gross. Oh!

443
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,930
I am outraged.

444
00:30:56,170 --> 00:31:00,190
I told you Kimberly was the best. Once
Josh is done trumpeting his annual good

445
00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:03,950
deed writing you post that video, start
writing your acceptance speech and Bob's

446
00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:05,230
your uncle. See, I'm your uncle.

447
00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:06,830
Like two years ago.

448
00:31:07,070 --> 00:31:09,010
I mean, it's just a kid in sixth grade.

449
00:31:09,570 --> 00:31:12,470
Wait, Clint, can we just have him talk
about this for a second? You know, we

450
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:14,910
only get one elevator a day, so let's
catch this one. Bye, guys.

451
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:17,430
Like you.

452
00:31:17,470 --> 00:31:18,470
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

453
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:23,470
That's official.

454
00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:24,950
I'm a terrible person.

455
00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:27,450
No, you're not.

456
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,250
Excuse me?

457
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:37,710
What? Can she see you right now?

458
00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:38,970
Are we met?

459
00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,510
Can she see me?

460
00:31:41,490 --> 00:31:42,490
Hey!

461
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:44,850
This is crazy.

462
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400
I don't think so. No?

463
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,920
Well, then how do you know how terrible
I may or may not be? Why can't she see

464
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,260
you? I don't know.

465
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,980
Uh, well, I've always been a good judge
of characters kind of baked into my job.

466
00:31:58,980 --> 00:31:59,980
Do you work here?

467
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,720
We have to kill her now, right?

468
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,040
No.

469
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,900
I'm here on a project.

470
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,940
For Brig? What are you doing?

471
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:10,840
Well, it involves Mr. Brig. Get out of
this.

472
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,620
Get out of this. You're going to get us
in trouble. Really?

473
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:15,470
Which project? Make something up. Make
something up. Abort.

474
00:32:16,130 --> 00:32:17,770
I'm the ghost of Christmas present.

475
00:32:18,030 --> 00:32:19,210
What are you doing?

476
00:32:20,350 --> 00:32:24,370
Um, yeah, we'll be haunting him this
Christmas and hope that we can change

477
00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:26,730
him into being a more positive force for
humanity.

478
00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:29,610
Clint.

479
00:32:30,770 --> 00:32:32,430
Clint. Yeah.

480
00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:37,890
I'm Kimberly.

481
00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:57,530
Roberto C. Fishman Pratt. Roberto C.

482
00:32:57,730 --> 00:32:58,730
Fishman Pratt.

483
00:33:01,570 --> 00:33:03,470
Thanks for the laugh, Roberto.

484
00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:05,290
And the compliment.

485
00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:08,350
I needed both of them right about now.

486
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,490
I like the outfit.

487
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,190
Thank you.

488
00:33:16,110 --> 00:33:20,990
You know, I think deep down you wanted
her to see because you're into her. I'm

489
00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:21,990
not into her.

490
00:33:22,530 --> 00:33:25,330
Roberto C. Fishman Pratt? Okay, it's a
bad name.

491
00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:26,650
It's too many names.

492
00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:31,110
And as if we didn't have enough to fight
about at Christmas dinner, the kind of

493
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,910
Christmas tree you have is now a battle
on social media.

494
00:33:34,550 --> 00:33:36,710
It is. Lots of anger on both sides.

495
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:40,490
Apparently, if you have a real tree,
you're a judgmental elitist hipster.

496
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:45,110
But if you have a fake tree, you're an
enemy of Santa Claus, Jesus, and Mariah

497
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:49,350
Carey. And that's... You don't want to
be on Mariah's bad side.

498
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,250
Hey.

499
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,240
Oh, I'm watching it right now.

500
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,080
Yeah. Let's have our influencers hit it
hard.

501
00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,120
Hashtag Christmas Tree War.

502
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,720
Remind Ren.

503
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,040
Rafi, these are amazing.

504
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,200
Remind Ren not to post a video of the
kid until after he posts from the

505
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,820
homeless shelter. Holy bejeebus.

506
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:22,929
Are you good?

507
00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:26,690
Huh?

508
00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:47,630
Oh damn.

509
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:49,870
Life's not good.

510
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:58,330
filming me i'm impressed oh jesus

511
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:04,630
chain i forged in life is girded of my
own free will

512
00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:10,510
link my link with each soul i made to
suffer very very very very very

513
00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:11,510
convincing okay who

514
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,620
You shall find no sleep tonight.

515
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:24,680
I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. No, this is
not a dream.

516
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:32,340
God, you're ugly. Many wrongs have ye to
right. Dark deeds ye must

517
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,340
redeem.

518
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:40,720
You keep thinking I'm going to stand up.
Your past, your present, and your future

519
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,960
ye shall sleep in.

520
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,860
This is very, very weird.

521
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,980
The story of your life shall now

522
00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:54,740
unfold.

523
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,020
Feel my pain!

524
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,440
You, turn up.

525
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:08,500
The story of your life.

526
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,540
The truth you're scared to hear.

527
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,390
The story of your life. A tale of
reckoning and fear.

528
00:36:18,430 --> 00:36:25,150
I'm so sorry. I'm stuck on the first
thing there. You said past, present,

529
00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:26,210
future.

530
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:31,090
Like a Christmas carol? The Dickens
story? The Bill Murray movie with Bobcat

531
00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:35,150
Goldway? Yes, yes, like the Dickens book
and the Bill Murray movie and every

532
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:39,030
other adaptation nobody asked for. Now,
please, if you would just let me get

533
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,390
this out. Sit here.

534
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:42,530
Okay.

535
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:52,960
You might rewrite the story of your life

536
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,720
before it's all too late.

537
00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:58,800
What is it?

538
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:01,680
I'm getting so sorry.

539
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:08,000
So out of all the people on the planet,
murderers, racists, people who do gender

540
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,360
reveal parties, I'm the guy you're going
to haunt.

541
00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:14,010
If you would shut up and let me finish,
you might understand. Yes, sir. You know

542
00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,010
what?

543
00:37:15,030 --> 00:37:16,570
Forget it. It's not worth the trouble.

544
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:20,290
Three ghosts coming to save you. A bit
more consideration for them than you did

545
00:37:20,290 --> 00:37:21,290
for me, maybe.

546
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:23,290
Very good. All right, then. Cheers.

547
00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,430
I told you.

548
00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:37,230
The guy is a level 20 pain in the ass.

549
00:37:40,410 --> 00:37:41,410
You got this.

550
00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:42,570
Yeah, no sweat.

551
00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,630
All right, team, last looks. I'm going
in.

552
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:45,930
Go get them, girl.

553
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:47,550
And I'm dead.

554
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:27,390
Hello, Mr. Briggs. I'm the ghost of
Christmas past.

555
00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:29,130
Your past.

556
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:30,650
Hi.

557
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,070
Wow. Good.

558
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,110
Good. You're not what I was expecting.

559
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,310
No? How so? I mean, you're lovely.

560
00:38:40,030 --> 00:38:41,490
Yeah, I know.

561
00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:47,690
But still, it is nice to hear it. Not
bad.

562
00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:49,430
Thank you.

563
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:54,710
But we should just, we should go. I
just, if you don't mind, would you mind

564
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:57,830
if I have a quick shower? I just would
love to freshen up the skosh. Like right

565
00:38:57,830 --> 00:39:01,170
now? The last skosh with a little musky.
I touched the chain.

566
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:02,430
Oh. Bill.

567
00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:08,210
Yeah, then definitely you should shower
if you're feeling dirty.

568
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:09,928
Thank you.

569
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:10,930
Well, no.

570
00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:12,430
I mean, wait, no.

571
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:17,330
We have to, we have to go. There's a lot
to see. Right. Of course, yeah. Ooh.

572
00:39:20,259 --> 00:39:22,080
Jane, owe me a beer.

573
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,840
Yeah. We should go.

574
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:35,180
Hey, Chief.

575
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:36,620
You got a sec?

576
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:37,820
Yeah, what's up?

577
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:41,280
Look, man, I'm tired of being just a guy
who points at stuff.

578
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:45,780
Right. Well, look, hey, I wouldn't
underestimate the pointing. Yeah. I

579
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,520
mean, the way you do it, it's chilling.
Hit me with it again.

580
00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:54,670
Boom! You're very good at it. Yeah, I
appreciate that. But I've got some

581
00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:57,070
catchphrases I want to try out. Check
these out.

582
00:39:57,390 --> 00:39:58,750
Welcome to the bone zone.

583
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:04,810
Bon appetit. Or my favorite, you've been
Christmas Carol, bitch.

584
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,170
I don't know what to say.

585
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:10,490
Every year during the haunt, you try to
talk, and nothing comes out. Yeah? And

586
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:14,430
why is that? Dude, it's not up to him.
He doesn't make the rules.

587
00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:15,509
Excuse me.

588
00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:17,410
Why aren't you on the haunt? Yeah.

589
00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:21,460
Well, get a load of this. Yeah, I'm
waiting.

590
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,100
So, find him back to his childhood in
Minneapolis.

591
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:28,060
Uh-huh. And he's holding my hand, and he
can't help himself. He starts flirting

592
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,058
with me.

593
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:32,040
One thing led to another, and, you know.

594
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,700
Please tell me you're kidding.

595
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I am.

596
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,780
Okay. Not kidding.

597
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,380
What? I know. Here we go. It was
unprofessional, but...

598
00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:44,910
You know, it's been a very long time
since anyone's tried to get up in my

599
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,690
beeswax, so Mama did something for
herself for a change.

600
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:52,550
Okay, well, did Mama consider the steak
season unredeemable? He redeemed himself

601
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:53,288
a little bit.

602
00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,229
Good for you.

603
00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:55,230
Just saying.

604
00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:58,070
Okay, now I feel like he's judging me.

605
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:02,830
No, I'm not judging you. I don't even
know what to think. Hold on, hold on.

606
00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:03,890
Where is he now?

607
00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:08,540
Oh, he's fine. He's in his childhood
bedroom in the 80s. All right, we'll

608
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:11,480
talk about this later. I need you to get
back out there and take him through his

609
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,840
path. Right, yeah, okay. But, hey, could
you do it? Cover my shift? I mean, I

610
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,360
feel like it's going to be awkward.

611
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:19,220
He's really into me.

612
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Get off!

613
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,280
Ow.

614
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:30,580
All right.

615
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,300
Don't you come back with the same story
she did.

616
00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:48,290
Alex P. Keaton action figure.

617
00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:52,490
Hey, uh, uh, ghost girl.

618
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:53,870
I was a kid.

619
00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:57,810
I think... Hello, Mr. Briggs.

620
00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,250
Hello.

621
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:00,970
Where's the other one?

622
00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:05,250
Are you also a... Wow.

623
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:13,230
This dream makes zero sense. This is not
a dream, Mr. Briggs. And can you stop

624
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,230
touching my face? Sure.

625
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:15,930
I'm your ghost of Christmas present.

626
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,420
Present?

627
00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:19,140
What are you doing in my past?

628
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,340
See? Dream.

629
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:24,440
Well, your haunt got off to a bit of a
humpy start.

630
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yes, it did.

631
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:29,880
So I will be handling both past and
present this evening.

632
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,960
Of course. This isn't my usual gig, so I
just need to get a lay of the land, if

633
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,718
you don't mind.

634
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,720
Sure.

635
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,800
Um, yeah, this should do.

636
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,880
Okay. Hey,

637
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:41,698
I'm haunting you!

638
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:45,500
You can't just run away from me when I'm
haunting you. Hello?

639
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:51,940
Hey, hot shot. You know, it's totally
understandable if you're scared that you

640
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:53,380
won't be able to defend your choices.

641
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,960
Look.

642
00:42:57,180 --> 00:42:58,180
Colonel Sanders.

643
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,640
I haunted him, yes.

644
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:06,860
The proper way to do that technique...
Gary.

645
00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:13,680
Gary, Gary, Mom said we get a one-on-one
present tonight. Cool.

646
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,380
Let's start with that.

647
00:43:15,770 --> 00:43:16,770
That green one.

648
00:43:17,830 --> 00:43:19,570
You got me a puppy?

649
00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:22,550
Well, you've only been asking me for a
puppy for about, what, a thousand years?

650
00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:23,690
Where is he?

651
00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,470
He's sleeping in the kitchen.

652
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:27,310
Sparky!

653
00:43:27,790 --> 00:43:31,970
Sparky? Sparky! Oh, Clinty, what do you
see him? He's got the most adorable

654
00:43:31,970 --> 00:43:36,250
little white paws and... Oh, my God. How
many times have I told you to close the

655
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,250
kitchen door and come back in?

656
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:41,030
If you do it quick, when you close it,
then it lets all the heat out.

657
00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:45,960
Apparently... Adorable little puppy. So,
ah, gee, this is a Christmas tragedy.

658
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,600
Clint, no, no, no.

659
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:49,600
She's lying. There is no puppy.

660
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,760
She got you a dog dish to make you think
that there was a puppy.

661
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:54,919
That's ridiculous.

662
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,800
Then why aren't we out looking for it?
You know, if you spent a nickel on it,

663
00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:59,180
we would be out looking all night.

664
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:03,740
Oh, if that is... Come on, we're waiting
for Christmas!

665
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:07,520
You keep on running, Missy.

666
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:09,820
Hey, where do you think you're going?

667
00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:19,690
See it now The

668
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:25,210
chain of events that led me to be the
monster

669
00:44:31,150 --> 00:44:37,350
You're faking. Very nice. What do you
expect when you misread the situation so

670
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:41,050
egregiously? That was the single best
Christmas gift that she or anyone else

671
00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:44,930
has ever given me. Hold on. A lie about
a non-existent puppy? No.

672
00:44:45,690 --> 00:44:49,670
The solid gold lesson that people will
believe anything if they want to believe

673
00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:54,310
it. I wanted a puppy so bad that it was
better to believe I had a lost dog than

674
00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:58,890
no dog at all. That lesson made me so
rich, I could buy a million puppies.

675
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,520
Plus, I never left the door open again.
So, you know, win-win.

676
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:04,220
Okay, smarty pants.

677
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:08,940
Thank you. No!

678
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,360
It's not for you.

679
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,840
It's for her.

680
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,020
Who's her?

681
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:17,200
Yeah, yeah, I heard of this.

682
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,320
It's where people use that pound or
hashing thing, right? Yep, yep. I'm

683
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,660
telling you, a year from now, this is
going to be on all of your phones. I

684
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:26,509
don't know.

685
00:45:26,510 --> 00:45:29,950
Do people really want to talk about
everything they've ever done with every

686
00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:33,590
idiot they've ever met? Yeah, they do,
new girl. They really do. It's Nora.

687
00:45:34,830 --> 00:45:35,830
Nora.

688
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,410
Yeah, every thought, every meal.

689
00:45:38,710 --> 00:45:40,050
Boy, that Nora was a keeper.

690
00:45:40,290 --> 00:45:42,670
Huh? Wonder how it all works out with
her.

691
00:45:46,030 --> 00:45:51,290
Oh, good.

692
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:53,210
Christmas shopping.

693
00:45:53,690 --> 00:45:54,730
Hey, Clint. Hey.

694
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,190
Oh, my God, I love your boots.

695
00:45:58,450 --> 00:45:59,450
Hey.

696
00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:02,610
I'm sorry. The level of detail is
astounding.

697
00:46:03,890 --> 00:46:04,890
Is that a Sephora?

698
00:46:06,910 --> 00:46:08,570
Yeah. Those didn't exist.

699
00:46:08,870 --> 00:46:09,709
Good eye.

700
00:46:09,710 --> 00:46:10,810
Yeah, that wasn't here.

701
00:46:11,290 --> 00:46:12,290
We have a deal with them.

702
00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:14,650
There's my baby boy.

703
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:17,590
Mom, invite her some stuff. Oh, here we
go. Hi, hon.

704
00:46:17,830 --> 00:46:18,830
Oh, good, you're drunk.

705
00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,930
Well, it's 8 a.m. somewhere. God, I used
to love this mall. Hey.

706
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,160
I see you brought this one again. Very
lovely. It's nice to see you, Wendy.

707
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,480
Yeah, I bet it is. Hey, if anyone's
looking for a gift for me.

708
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,080
What?

709
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,560
What?

710
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,800
I'm going to be an uncle?

711
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,100
Uncle Owen? Like Star Wars?

712
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,480
Oh, my God. That's amazing.

713
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,660
What? How? With who? With me. I'm done
waiting around for a good man. I want a

714
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:47,440
baby. So I went to a clinic, and all I
know about the daddy is that he's

715
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,280
getting his master's in marine biology,
and I helped pay for it.

716
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,400
I love sea turtles.

717
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,620
I get knocked up on Thursday.

718
00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:56,100
Congratulations.

719
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,680
Honey, are you happy for your sister?

720
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,260
No, not really, no.

721
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,540
Come on, Clint.

722
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:07,640
Come on. Carrie, I love you, but you
have no clue how to be a mom. Come on,

723
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,980
dude. Not cool, man. What are you
talking about? Your sister was always

724
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:14,480
really good to you, wasn't she? It's
okay. I understand how he feels. I

725
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,880
really do. I don't. You are incapable of
putting anyone ahead of yourself, and

726
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,040
I'm... Oh, my God, I'm so done with it.

727
00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:24,010
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. Come
on, come on. Don't tease. Don't. Come

728
00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,010
on. It's Christmas.

729
00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,670
It's Christmas. It's my fault.

730
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:31,950
All right. I thought that I could change
you, and only a fool would think that.

731
00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:34,130
Goodbye.

732
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:38,310
All right. Bye, Heinz. Suck it, Wendy.

733
00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:39,530
Okay, you too.

734
00:47:39,870 --> 00:47:41,570
You know, so I was a little pig-headed.

735
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,510
Weren't you ever in your 20s?

736
00:47:43,850 --> 00:47:44,850
It's not about me.

737
00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:46,928
You know what?

738
00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:47,908
Why not?

739
00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:49,050
Why isn't it about you?

740
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,060
I don't get to know anything about my
accusers?

741
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,840
Hey, you watching this?

742
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,500
Clint, you fabricated a scandal.

743
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,000
I'm not watching your dramatic
re-encrapment until you tell me

744
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,100
something about you. You're acting like
I'm talking about you. It's not...

745
00:48:22,870 --> 00:48:26,950
I'll answer one question about me. Five
questions.

746
00:48:27,650 --> 00:48:32,090
Two. Eight. Final offer. But we'll close
at three. Okay. Question one.

747
00:48:32,490 --> 00:48:33,730
Were you ever alive?

748
00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:36,130
Yes. When?

749
00:48:36,650 --> 00:48:39,270
Well, I've been dead nearly two
centuries.

750
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,350
What? Oh, my God.

751
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,460
You've been doing the same job the whole
time? No, no. The first ten seasons, I

752
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:47,460
was in research.

753
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:50,440
And then our GC present retired.

754
00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:53,540
GC? Ghost of Christmas Present. Yeah.

755
00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:55,698
Of course.

756
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:59,300
Retired. And I was called up to the
show.

757
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,600
Oh, my God.

758
00:49:00,620 --> 00:49:01,740
You know that first save?

759
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:03,940
Incredible rush. Huge.

760
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,240
Felt like I was really making a
difference.

761
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,540
Was making a difference.

762
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,440
But you're not anymore?

763
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,220
Okay, you know what? I've answered your
three questions.

764
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,860
You just answered my fourth. Why do you
feel like you're not making a difference

765
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:23,540
anymore? What the hell is wrong with
you? Me? I have never once had to put up

766
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:27,860
with this level of bullshit from a perp.
A perp? We are walking around in your

767
00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:33,380
path. Most people are too freaked out to
crawl up my ass with a bunch of stupid,

768
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,500
irrelevant questions.

769
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:35,980
Stop it.

770
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,580
Shut your dumb face and just watch the
scene.

771
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,320
Resume CPM 104, please.

772
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,500
Clint, you fabricated a scandal.

773
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:50,500
I didn't fabricate. I suggested a
scandal that the public and the media

774
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,880
ran with. And it's going to get our
client elected. Destroy that woman's

775
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,880
life.

776
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,920
We talked about these tactics.

777
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,260
I didn't build this company so I
wouldn't be able to look my kids in the

778
00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:04,580
eye. Okay, I have put this off long
enough.

779
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:09,720
Are you about to fire me? Clint, you're
the brightest guy I know.

780
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,030
You're going to land on your feet.

781
00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:18,430
No, I'm not going to land on my feet,
Dan. I'm going to land on you when I

782
00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:22,270
take all of your clients with me. You
have a non-compete clause, which you

783
00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:27,590
will not enforce, because you so fear
what I can do using these tactics, which

784
00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:28,650
are so beneath you.

785
00:50:29,950 --> 00:50:31,130
Oh, Merry Christmas, Dan.

786
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:36,910
He built this company with honor and
integrity, and you destroyed it.

787
00:50:37,970 --> 00:50:38,970
Well done.

788
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,600
Come on. Hold on. Let's go.

789
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,620
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

790
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,380
You're taking me all out of context.

791
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:46,380
Wait, watch what happens next. Hey,
Kimberly.

792
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:50,900
Starting my own firm. I see greatness in
you and it's being squandered here. I'm

793
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,480
going to make you an executive VP. I
will double your salary, but you've got

794
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,440
to decide right now. Are you in or are
you out?

795
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,580
Oh, I... I guess

796
00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:04,920
I'm in. Great.

797
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,658
Grab your coat.

798
00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:07,660
Let's go build a dream.

799
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,820
Nobody gives them credit for that, do
they?

800
00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:14,200
Believing in people. Helping them live
their best life. Best life? Yes. Is that

801
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,198
what you think?

802
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,320
100%. All right, you know what?

803
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:20,180
Can you cue up DS-261 from a couple days
ago?

804
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:24,380
261? I cut that part. I realize it's a
deleted scene. I'm calling an audible.

805
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,280
Okay, Bonnie? All right.

806
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,380
God, has he said anything about me?

807
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,760
No. Okay, but, like, what's his vibe?

808
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,000
I have no idea.

809
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,400
Right. I know this is going to sound
weird, but trust me, it's strictly

810
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,680
business. What?

811
00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,840
Can you smell his hair and describe it
to me? No.

812
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,760
Hi, this is Margo from HR.

813
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,280
I just want to say everything is HR
approved, totally okay. Just go ahead

814
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,840
with whatever you want to do. Fine.

815
00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:52,940
Cotton candy?

816
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,080
Oh, my God.

817
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:58,640
Now, can you re-cue the scene, please?

818
00:51:58,940 --> 00:51:59,779
Great.

819
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:02,120
261, coming at you. Audible. I remember.

820
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:07,840
So this boy Ren's running against, Josh
Hubbins? Well, Josh's family runs a

821
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,660
Christmas Day dinner at a homeless
shelter.

822
00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:13,740
That was like two days ago. I mean, I
remember what... And quickly deleted

823
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:14,800
this on TikTok.

824
00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:17,740
When your parents make you a Christmas
dinner with homeless people.

825
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,440
Gross. Oh!

826
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,300
I am outraged.

827
00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:24,340
I told you Kimberly was the best.

828
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,180
Once Josh is done trumpeting his annual
good deed, Renny, you post that video?

829
00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,430
Start writing your acceptance speech and
Bob's your uncle. Okay.

830
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:33,150
You're right.

831
00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:38,110
Do I regret saying Bob's your uncle?
Yeah, I do. But I made the choice and I

832
00:52:38,110 --> 00:52:41,050
got to live with it. Look, I just ask
that you respect me and my family's

833
00:52:41,050 --> 00:52:42,050
privacy.

834
00:52:43,970 --> 00:52:45,350
What happened?

835
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:48,270
What was that?

836
00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:49,890
My face is burning.

837
00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:55,050
Can we just slow down and talk about
this? We only get one elevator a day.

838
00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:56,470
Bye,

839
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:57,610
guys.

840
00:52:58,310 --> 00:53:00,990
See, don't that look like someone who's
living her best life?

841
00:53:03,050 --> 00:53:04,050
That's official.

842
00:53:04,090 --> 00:53:05,330
I'm a terrible person.

843
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:06,750
No, you're not.

844
00:53:07,230 --> 00:53:08,230
Oh!

845
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:09,510
Excuse me?

846
00:53:09,690 --> 00:53:10,710
Hold on a second. What?

847
00:53:10,930 --> 00:53:13,590
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Have we met? Hold on, hold on.

848
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:17,070
We're all good. We're all good. Yep,
make it go away. Thank you. What were

849
00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:18,070
you doing in there?

850
00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:19,590
How was she talking to you?

851
00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:21,670
I don't know.

852
00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:27,270
I was scouting you, and then she looked
right at me, and we just...

853
00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:33,120
We just started talking and... Actually,
never mind. The point is that Kimberly's

854
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:37,220
a really good person, right? And you're
just... Are you allowed to interfere in

855
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:40,360
the lives of the people that you... I'm
trying to show the effect your choices

856
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,680
have. I'm done dicking around with you,
pal.

857
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,200
Wow, sugar mouth. Chew up CPM 163.

858
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,480
Not CPM 163. Now. No.

859
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:51,420
No, essentially.

860
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,060
Hey, guys.

861
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:09,380
Hey, Rennie. Look what Uncle Clint got
you.

862
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,600
Cool. Mom, can I donate it to the
Thickhead?

863
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,300
That would be really nice, sweetheart.

864
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,060
There's a bin down in the lobby, okay?

865
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,138
Yeah, give it away.

866
00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:21,260
Glad we wrapped it. It's next to the
teddy bear, okay? Have Martha help you.

867
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:24,940
Well, you're certainly looking brighter
than you were before.

868
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,160
Clint, don't.

869
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:28,520
Of course, he comes back with him.

870
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:31,200
It's time that I made some arrangements.

871
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:35,600
Okay, you know, um... Stop it.

872
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,220
I need to ask you a favor.

873
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,080
And it's a doozy.

874
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,740
No, we're not doing this. No.

875
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:45,500
This is a key moment. Mr. Briggs!

876
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:47,740
Mr. Briggs!

877
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,480
We got a runner!

878
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,200
We got a runner!

879
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:01,680
What are you so afraid of?

880
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:07,960
I'm afraid of you telling her to tank
her grades and hurt another kid, and

881
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:12,380
she's listening to you. I never said
this was going to be the easy way. She

882
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:16,360
wanted to win, and that means you have
to play hardball. She has such a good

883
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,720
heart. Señor, señor, por favor,
esperanos aquí. Y no.

884
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,200
No, no, no, señor.

885
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,780
Ahí no puedes entrar, señor.

886
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:42,400
Preach! Mr. Briggs, calm down. We can't
let you do something you're going to

887
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,840
regret. No, no, no. I don't understand.

888
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,198
Catch him.

889
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,200
Catch him!

890
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:48,380
Oh,

891
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,560
God!

892
00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:28,630
That memory in the hospital, that, uh...
That's what we call a kicker. It's a key

893
00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:33,690
moment that has to be faced in order to,
you know, affect any real change. What

894
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,030
are all these pictures of my executive
VP doing up here?

895
00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:39,270
You know, research.

896
00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,190
Did you Photoshop yourself into this
one?

897
00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:43,250
Did I?

898
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:44,870
I don't think so.

899
00:56:45,170 --> 00:56:45,828
You did.

900
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:49,590
Look, um... I may have pushed you into
your kicker.

901
00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:51,019
You know.

902
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:54,820
Before you're really ready for it, and I
just want to say, I'm sorry.

903
00:56:55,220 --> 00:56:59,700
Oh, no, I'm sure that you've got to go
big if you're trying to redeem an

904
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:00,700
unredeemable.

905
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:11,680
Listen, um, that doesn't have to be
true, does it?

906
00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:15,720
I really believe you can be a positive
force for mankind.

907
00:57:15,940 --> 00:57:16,940
Oh, like you?

908
00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:18,860
How's that going for you?

909
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:20,500
You've been at this.

910
00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:21,750
200 years?

911
00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:25,230
Is mankind getting any mankinder?

912
00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:28,450
More genial?

913
00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:30,670
United?

914
00:57:30,930 --> 00:57:31,930
Hmm?

915
00:57:32,910 --> 00:57:36,530
Want to know what mankind really is?
Read the comments below.

916
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,130
It's who we really are.

917
00:57:40,350 --> 00:57:42,170
And you know what? I accept that.

918
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,270
Because I've got to live in it, pal.

919
00:57:44,730 --> 00:57:48,310
I don't have the luxury of sitting up
here and judging everybody like some

920
00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:49,750
kind of cosmic social worker.

921
00:57:51,730 --> 00:57:53,810
Is that what you think I am? Yes, I do.

922
00:57:55,310 --> 00:57:56,570
And we are done here.

923
00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:14,370
What?

924
00:58:14,730 --> 00:58:15,830
What's with the dramatic look?

925
00:58:16,350 --> 00:58:18,770
What are you, do you think I'm going to
be all intrigued by what's behind the

926
00:58:18,770 --> 00:58:19,770
door?

927
00:58:20,650 --> 00:58:21,650
Forget it.

928
00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:24,450
Not even a little bit curious?

929
00:58:25,030 --> 00:58:27,270
Actually, no. I'm really not.

930
00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:29,610
Glenn?

931
00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:31,310
Yes?

932
00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:37,570
Glenn! Let's go!

933
00:58:38,070 --> 00:58:39,070
Right now!

934
00:58:39,730 --> 00:58:40,730
Damn it!

935
00:59:03,050 --> 00:59:04,930
You asked if I was ever alive.

936
00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:07,470
Yeah.

937
00:59:08,410 --> 00:59:09,410
What, the kid?

938
00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:11,650
That's you?

939
00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:19,930
Yes?

940
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,250
Mr. Scrooge?

941
00:59:21,730 --> 00:59:23,810
I'm Woodrow, sir.

942
00:59:25,090 --> 00:59:27,150
Then I have nothing for you, boy.

943
00:59:27,410 --> 00:59:30,830
So good afternoon. There's no call for
that kind of language, sir.

944
00:59:31,310 --> 00:59:33,290
I said good afternoon.

945
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:36,850
Shame on you, sir, saying such a thing
to a child.

946
00:59:37,110 --> 00:59:39,070
A good afternoon to you, madam.

947
00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:46,170
You're telling me the Dickens story is
based on you. What is it? Yeah.

948
00:59:46,470 --> 00:59:50,950
Me and my father work at the mill, the
one you just shut down. Yes, and?

949
00:59:51,370 --> 00:59:55,250
The mill is still quite profitable, sir,
but a thousand people have been put out

950
00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:57,690
of work, and at a time they ought to be
making merry.

951
00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:58,930
Making merry?

952
00:59:59,530 --> 01:00:04,870
Humbug! When your father fails to make
his mortgage and I buy your home for a

953
01:00:04,870 --> 01:00:07,850
pittance, that will make me most merry
indeed.

954
01:00:08,290 --> 01:00:09,290
Good afternoon!

955
01:00:13,590 --> 01:00:16,570
Okay, yes, you were a huge dick.

956
01:00:17,730 --> 01:00:18,730
Wow.

957
01:00:19,330 --> 01:00:22,330
The only other unredeemable to go
through the program.

958
01:00:23,450 --> 01:00:25,850
So I do understand the weight you carry.

959
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:28,870
Sooner or later,

960
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:31,790
becomes unbearable.

961
01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:49,130
I don't think she can see us.

962
01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:51,210
Ah, right.

963
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:52,690
Madam!

964
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,320
Whatever. There we go.

965
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,600
Thank you.

966
01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:08,980
Cheers.

967
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,340
Oh, my God.

968
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:17,400
That is man pit. Isn't that nice? It's
warm.

969
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,260
Almost hot. It's perfect.

970
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,160
So, I just want to fully understand.

971
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,320
You were huge.

972
01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:29,280
The ghost changed you, but you never
relapsed. The rest of your life, not one

973
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,640
single humbug ever again.

974
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,280
Rest of my life. How long was it?

975
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,440
The rest of your life, I mean.

976
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,220
Roughly three and a half years.

977
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:41,000
What? Yeah.

978
01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:42,259
You're kidding.

979
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:43,980
No. Really? Uh-huh. Yeah.

980
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:54,880
What finally did it? Like, what got you?
Nothing fancy. The leading cause of

981
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,260
death back then? It was January. No!

982
01:02:01,810 --> 01:02:06,290
But how did you even know that you
changed? I mean, you know, anybody can

983
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:09,250
be good for three weeks, right? I
mean...

984
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:26,130
Hey,

985
01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:29,250
why did all those people get offended?

986
01:02:30,190 --> 01:02:32,150
You know, when he said good afternoon.

987
01:02:32,810 --> 01:02:38,490
Oh, well, in the 1800s, good afternoon
was a thick burn.

988
01:02:38,870 --> 01:02:42,730
No. Yeah, more or less meant F you.

989
01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:44,950
Really? Extremely graphic.

990
01:02:45,650 --> 01:02:46,830
Why don't you try it?

991
01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:51,470
The butts went out on somebody. I think
it'll make you feel better. None of this

992
01:02:51,470 --> 01:02:52,470
is real.

993
01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:55,990
Clint, I appreciate what you're trying
to do, but I'm fine.

994
01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:07,740
Here you are in a shitty British bar
with a frothy little throne upon your

995
01:03:07,740 --> 01:03:11,600
lips. Another pint for me, friend. Extra
warm.

996
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:13,540
Your accent blows.

997
01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:16,880
Well, I beg to differ.

998
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:25,060
As you're drowning in that ale, you're
feeling like a fail. You're sorrier than

999
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,720
soggy fish and chips.

1000
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:32,270
But you don't have to... Sit and pout.
Just let your inner Scrooge come out.

1001
01:03:32,410 --> 01:03:35,670
Because why should any other jerk enjoy
his day?

1002
01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:40,770
When you're down in the dumps and need
some cheering up.

1003
01:03:41,130 --> 01:03:47,150
Turn and pop an apple at the shop and

1004
01:03:47,150 --> 01:03:53,050
sweetly say... Good afternoon.

1005
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Good afternoon.

1006
01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:56,019
Well, I never.

1007
01:03:56,020 --> 01:04:00,260
Just let one fly and you'll be smiling
pretty soon. Like this. Good afternoon.

1008
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:07,320
I think you're pompous. If I get up with
a little touch of class, I'll do

1009
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,260
little work and totally find a chance.

1010
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:10,880
Good afternoon.

1011
01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:11,999
Good afternoon.

1012
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Good afternoon.

1013
01:04:15,740 --> 01:04:16,900
I'm sensing no.

1014
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,300
Good afternoon.

1015
01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:26,850
You've done nothing wrong in too very,
very long, and I get it's an important

1016
01:04:26,850 --> 01:04:27,850
point of pride.

1017
01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:32,650
It's part of my job. Come on, I don't
say quiet. You know you want to try it.

1018
01:04:32,730 --> 01:04:35,630
Better to never let all of the bitter be
bottled up inside.

1019
01:04:36,130 --> 01:04:37,130
Oi!

1020
01:04:37,310 --> 01:04:39,070
Out of the row, dingus!

1021
01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:43,630
Oh, come on, Bob.

1022
01:04:44,330 --> 01:04:45,570
Ain't the guy coming.

1023
01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:47,850
You know you want to.

1024
01:04:48,250 --> 01:04:49,250
Come on.

1025
01:04:49,430 --> 01:04:50,430
Come on.

1026
01:04:50,810 --> 01:04:51,850
It's right there.

1027
01:04:55,890 --> 01:05:02,330
Good afternoon, good afternoon, good
afternoon, good afternoon, good

1028
01:05:02,330 --> 01:05:04,370
afternoon, good afternoon.

1029
01:05:23,210 --> 01:05:23,888
Good afternoon.

1030
01:05:23,890 --> 01:05:24,788
Good afternoon.

1031
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:26,290
He diddled your wife. Good afternoon.

1032
01:05:26,630 --> 01:05:29,830
It meant not a thing, I swear upon my
life. Good afternoon.

1033
01:05:30,150 --> 01:05:31,109
He has the plane.

1034
01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:33,190
Good afternoon. He got your horn. Good
afternoon.

1035
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:36,670
I'm an orphan, please sir, may I have
some more? Good afternoon.

1036
01:05:38,090 --> 01:05:39,530
Hello, good afternoon.

1037
01:05:39,910 --> 01:05:41,430
Pardon his French. Good afternoon.

1038
01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:45,270
Just to floor him with the callum like a
Judy bloody dench.

1039
01:05:45,730 --> 01:05:50,130
Wait, wait, was that Judy Dench? Oh my
God, she's a national treasure.

1040
01:05:50,670 --> 01:05:53,330
I love her in everything. I loved her in
that chocolate.

1041
01:05:54,010 --> 01:05:55,010
Chocolat.

1042
01:05:56,730 --> 01:05:57,730
Chocolat.

1043
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:26,100
Thank you.

1044
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:59,120
If you talk, then you can kiss my dick
and son!

1045
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,440
Kiss it! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop.

1046
01:07:02,740 --> 01:07:06,000
Oh, what? Stop. No, it's Charles
Dickens. It's a funny thing. Yes, thank

1047
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,500
you. But there is a baby.

1048
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,200
There's a baby.

1049
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:11,720
Madam.

1050
01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:14,380
I am so sorry. He should be.

1051
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,400
And ma'am.

1052
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,540
And nobody is subdued. But give it a man
a kick in the afternoon.

1053
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,320
I don't think there was nothing to do.

1054
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,840
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

1055
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,540
Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good
afternoon.

1056
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:44,940
Good afternoon.

1057
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,160
Good afternoon.

1058
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,640
Oh,

1059
01:07:52,940 --> 01:07:54,620
he's dead.

1060
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,840
Yeah, he's dead.

1061
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:00,439
You know all that.

1062
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,920
I didn't. I was just following you. You
were following me? Yeah.

1063
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,520
I messed up in the middle there. Yeah,
tap is new for me. It's a very

1064
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,720
expressive medium. And they all knew,
too. Him.

1065
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:12,220
A word, please.

1066
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:16,140
Right. Just... Okay.

1067
01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:18,600
Hear me out. I know what you're going to
say.

1068
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:22,939
But I was losing him, okay? And I just
thought if he could see that I was an

1069
01:08:22,939 --> 01:08:27,220
unredeemable, too. So you thought it
might be a fine idea to take him on a

1070
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:28,359
little... Field trip.

1071
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:29,700
Into your own past!

1072
01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:33,580
I should have made you take your
retirement package when you asked for

1073
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:37,160
it, rather than risk everything on this
unredeemable... No, no, no. Of course

1074
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:40,240
not. That's enough. Look, I may not be
getting with your program, but it's not

1075
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,240
for his lack of trying.

1076
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:45,399
This guy has been busting my balls. Back
to bed, Mr. Briggs. Back to bed.

1077
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:51,060
And you, from now on, I want everything
on script. Understand?

1078
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,380
Jacob, I was just trying... On script.

1079
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:56,380
On crypt.

1080
01:08:57,410 --> 01:08:58,870
Okay, okay, okay. On script.

1081
01:09:00,350 --> 01:09:01,529
Say it a few more times.

1082
01:09:02,410 --> 01:09:03,410
Good afternoon.

1083
01:09:05,490 --> 01:09:06,550
Excuse me?

1084
01:09:07,050 --> 01:09:08,630
Huh? What was that?

1085
01:09:13,970 --> 01:09:14,970
Good afternoon.

1086
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:17,750
It wasn't me.

1087
01:09:18,270 --> 01:09:19,750
I heard it too. I don't know what that
was.

1088
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:37,029
Hey, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint.

1089
01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:38,310
Hey, Charlie.

1090
01:09:38,510 --> 01:09:42,189
What's up? First of all, love the look.
Thank you. GQ Santa, what do you want?

1091
01:09:42,350 --> 01:09:46,090
Oh, that rumor about artificial
Christmas trees off-gassing. Genius.

1092
01:09:46,649 --> 01:09:48,410
Thank you. Brilliant. Look at this. It's
trending.

1093
01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:52,970
Excuse me for a second. I'm going to
figure out what the hell that's all

1094
01:09:52,970 --> 01:09:53,970
about.

1095
01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:55,470
Well, what's all about?

1096
01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:01,030
Come in and know me better, man.

1097
01:10:02,190 --> 01:10:04,830
What in the hell is this?

1098
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,900
I am the ghost of Christmas presents.

1099
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:11,400
Your boss chews you out, now you're
going full Dickens on me? Look, I gotta

1100
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,660
go buy the book now. Can I have one of
these? What did he mean by your

1101
01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:14,660
retirement package?

1102
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,200
Clint, please.

1103
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,620
Why do you want to retire?

1104
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:23,000
I only threaten to retire as leverage to
get him to approve you as this year's

1105
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,220
perp. Retire to where?

1106
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,460
Where does a ghost retire to?

1107
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,520
For the last time, Mr. Briggs, this
isn't about me.

1108
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:35,490
Now we're back to Mr. Briggs and a perp.
You know what? I'm going to get back to

1109
01:10:35,490 --> 01:10:38,470
my gas, and you can stay up here in your
giant toilet of food. No, no, no, no.

1110
01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:39,470
Pretty. Hold on.

1111
01:10:39,950 --> 01:10:45,650
All right. If I tell you, will you cut
the crap and just come along? Sure.

1112
01:10:46,170 --> 01:10:47,170
Sure.

1113
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:48,750
Fine.

1114
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,930
You're killing me. Good.

1115
01:10:52,830 --> 01:10:53,830
All right.

1116
01:10:54,390 --> 01:10:59,710
My retirement package, if I were to
choose to collect it, is a gold watch, a

1117
01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,550
Sephora gift card, and a chance to
return to Earth.

1118
01:11:03,130 --> 01:11:04,990
and live out the rest of my life as a
mortal.

1119
01:11:05,230 --> 01:11:06,230
Oh.

1120
01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,410
And you want that.

1121
01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:09,630
You know what I want?

1122
01:11:09,970 --> 01:11:12,510
Is for you to shut up and let me do my
job.

1123
01:11:13,010 --> 01:11:14,010
That's what I want.

1124
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,370
Great. Do your job.

1125
01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:20,250
Grab my hand. We're doing it? We're
doing it. It's going to be quite a ride.

1126
01:11:21,450 --> 01:11:22,510
Oh, my God.

1127
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:27,830
Bonnie, remember, the key word is quite
a ride. What?

1128
01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:51,290
First off, we were just here. Listen, I
have a whole department of people who

1129
01:11:51,290 --> 01:11:54,830
work very hard on these transitions.
Whatever. It doesn't matter. I know

1130
01:11:54,830 --> 01:12:00,110
exactly what's going on. Do you? Yes, I
do. I mean, I love Clint. He's great. I

1131
01:12:00,110 --> 01:12:01,110
consider him a friend.

1132
01:12:01,370 --> 01:12:02,790
A friend?

1133
01:12:03,470 --> 01:12:05,850
I mean, as much as anyone could be
friends with Clint.

1134
01:12:06,230 --> 01:12:09,170
I mean, try telling him about your
personal life. I feel like it takes for

1135
01:12:09,170 --> 01:12:10,210
his eyes to glaze over.

1136
01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:12,030
Oh, my God.

1137
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:16,700
Shit was mine. You're talking about
Clint?

1138
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:22,820
Yeah. Yeah. He can be a little
self-absorbed. But here's the thing that

1139
01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:27,060
you guys should understand about Clint.
As a kid, he was alone a lot.

1140
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:32,340
And he learned the only person that he
could count on was himself.

1141
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:38,700
So, you know, don't be too hard on him.
He's good inside.

1142
01:12:39,390 --> 01:12:41,090
As you know, he's my big brother.

1143
01:12:41,310 --> 01:12:42,930
Oh, wow. Well,

1144
01:12:44,850 --> 01:12:48,190
if it isn't the ghost of Christmas
present. Kimberly, hey.

1145
01:12:48,910 --> 01:12:50,890
Hi. You must be here to haunt Clint.

1146
01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:56,670
So she can't see you. Does she know
about all of this? No. Not really. I

1147
01:12:56,670 --> 01:12:58,850
love your costume, Rudolph.

1148
01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:00,370
Oh, thank you.

1149
01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:01,610
You look adorable.

1150
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:03,790
Always with a compliment.

1151
01:13:04,710 --> 01:13:06,550
Now I'm actually kind of glad I came.

1152
01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:07,950
Yeah.

1153
01:13:10,830 --> 01:13:11,830
Me too.

1154
01:13:14,070 --> 01:13:18,490
I knew it. You let her see you because
you're into her. But, I mean, who throws

1155
01:13:18,490 --> 01:13:20,090
a work party on Christmas?

1156
01:13:20,310 --> 01:13:22,550
Actually, only Clint writes.

1157
01:13:23,850 --> 01:13:24,890
It's a power move.

1158
01:13:25,230 --> 01:13:27,870
Hey, you guys are shit whispering. Me
too. Let's go. Come on. What's next?

1159
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:31,030
Sorry. I was actually on my way out.
Yeah.

1160
01:13:31,530 --> 01:13:34,010
Okay. I thought we were going to do
things by the book.

1161
01:13:34,930 --> 01:13:36,010
It's great seeing you, though.

1162
01:13:36,310 --> 01:13:37,890
Oh, yeah.

1163
01:13:38,870 --> 01:13:39,870
You too.

1164
01:13:44,530 --> 01:13:46,050
Okay, just the one tonight.

1165
01:13:47,550 --> 01:13:48,730
Wow, I love it.

1166
01:13:49,490 --> 01:13:51,290
Yeah, ex-girlfriend. I get it.

1167
01:13:51,570 --> 01:13:52,570
Family I could have had.

1168
01:13:53,190 --> 01:13:56,190
Honestly, I'm really happy for Nora.

1169
01:13:56,890 --> 01:14:01,530
Why didn't you just admit that you let
Kimberly see you? I didn't let her see

1170
01:14:01,530 --> 01:14:03,230
me. She just... Oh, come on.

1171
01:14:03,930 --> 01:14:05,650
I see the way you look at her.

1172
01:14:06,550 --> 01:14:10,410
I really think that you want to retire.
You don't know me. You don't know you.

1173
01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:11,970
You think you're better off than that
guy?

1174
01:14:13,879 --> 01:14:16,500
Look, you think this will tempt me?

1175
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:17,960
Something cozy?

1176
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:19,540
Something stable?

1177
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:25,700
Stuck on some suburban street with... Is
that meatloaf on the table?

1178
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:31,880
See, you'll claim this is my dream, but
we both know that's not true.

1179
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:34,280
Well, let's shift the conversation.

1180
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:40,180
Because this dream belongs to you.

1181
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:48,010
You don't have to save the paper. Sure.

1182
01:14:55,030 --> 01:15:00,490
Yeah. Or maybe I put the greater common
good above my own personal fulfillment.

1183
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:04,390
But you wouldn't understand that, would
you? So being human again would be

1184
01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:06,370
personally fulfilling for you then.

1185
01:15:06,950 --> 01:15:09,170
The story of your life.

1186
01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:11,430
A whole new narrative.

1187
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:17,800
The story with the wife and kids you
clearly want to live.

1188
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:23,640
You almost had your shot at love until,
you know, you died.

1189
01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:29,380
But I can help you have it. Be your
wingman. Be your guide.

1190
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:35,260
You might rewrite the story of your
life.

1191
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:39,300
The one you've been denied.

1192
01:15:40,490 --> 01:15:43,530
I can help you with Kimberly. You guys
were really vibing back there.

1193
01:15:44,570 --> 01:15:46,270
Really? You really think so?

1194
01:15:46,490 --> 01:15:47,490
Yes, yes.

1195
01:15:47,550 --> 01:15:49,930
Her eyes are so adorable when she
laughs.

1196
01:15:51,470 --> 01:15:53,370
Wait, I know what you're trying to do.
Come on.

1197
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:56,870
That's a firm grip. You're just
extraordinary.

1198
01:15:57,370 --> 01:15:58,610
You know that? Are we going to Narnia?

1199
01:16:05,110 --> 01:16:06,110
Wait,

1200
01:16:07,350 --> 01:16:08,430
no, no, no, no. What are you...

1201
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,520
Hey. The story of your life.

1202
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:17,200
The dream you dare to chase. Get off the
table first. The story of your life.

1203
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:24,040
Watch the pieces all fall into place.
You haven't helped a woman touched in so

1204
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,240
very... Wow.

1205
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:30,160
Not a duet. Are you five years old? Get
down from there. This is the homeless

1206
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,440
shelter. They can't be up. I'm trying to
help you. I don't want your help. I'm

1207
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:34,299
here to help you.

1208
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:37,420
So stop it and pay attention. Fine.

1209
01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:40,710
Whatever. Am I supposed to know this
kid? That's Josh Hubbins.

1210
01:16:41,290 --> 01:16:43,390
Ren's opponent for student body
president. Oh.

1211
01:16:43,950 --> 01:16:48,050
Whose life you told your niece to
cancel. I sent you a great pic.

1212
01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:49,930
You should post it.

1213
01:16:51,010 --> 01:16:53,230
Might be a vote getter. Might not be. I
don't know.

1214
01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:55,930
I don't want people to think I'm only
doing this to win the election.

1215
01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:57,390
Proud of you, buddy. Uh-huh.

1216
01:16:57,810 --> 01:16:59,470
But I think it'd be fine to post it.

1217
01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,170
See?

1218
01:17:03,310 --> 01:17:06,690
He doesn't want to post about it. Maybe
he's a good, humble kid who you just...

1219
01:17:07,690 --> 01:17:09,430
He posted it with a humble brag.

1220
01:17:09,930 --> 01:17:11,830
Shocking. Want to show me some more
stuff I'm right about?

1221
01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:13,690
It's getting fun again. Quiet.

1222
01:17:13,890 --> 01:17:17,350
Hey, you ever just stare in the mirror
and think, did this wreath make me look

1223
01:17:17,350 --> 01:17:18,350
like a... Okay, no more questions.

1224
01:17:19,650 --> 01:17:21,150
I'm just getting started with the...

1225
01:17:21,150 --> 01:17:27,810
That's just fun to

1226
01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:28,810
watch.

1227
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:38,070
Can you please tell Bonnie or whoever's
in charge of transitions that this is

1228
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,370
getting ridiculous? Uncle Owen!

1229
01:17:40,050 --> 01:17:41,890
Are you okay?

1230
01:17:42,230 --> 01:17:43,230
Yeah.

1231
01:17:43,550 --> 01:17:47,970
How do you never get better at this? How
are you so good at this? We only do it

1232
01:17:47,970 --> 01:17:48,949
once a year.

1233
01:17:48,950 --> 01:17:50,850
Your brother's such a good man.

1234
01:17:51,610 --> 01:17:52,610
Want some cocoa?

1235
01:17:52,850 --> 01:17:54,970
Sure. You know I pay for everything,
right?

1236
01:17:55,610 --> 01:17:56,610
You're gross.

1237
01:17:58,190 --> 01:17:59,190
Yeah, he is.

1238
01:18:01,950 --> 01:18:02,950
All good?

1239
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,600
Looks like Ren's trying to decide
whether to take her uncle's advice.

1240
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:10,880
She's probably not even going to post it
because she takes after my sister. And

1241
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,680
she posted it. You want to see some more
things you're wrong about?

1242
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,540
You know, I'm happy for her. If you want
to make your school a better place,

1243
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,220
you're going to have to accept certain
uncomfortable truths.

1244
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,580
No. No.

1245
01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:01,040
Look, this is... This is good.

1246
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,220
There's a lesson in there, you know. If
you're going to run for office, your

1247
01:19:06,220 --> 01:19:07,340
path is fair game.

1248
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:11,820
He posted that when he was in sixth
grade, you buttcrack. Look, I... He was

1249
01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:14,520
11. I don't want anything to happen to
the kid, okay? I'm not a monster.

1250
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:17,720
Look, what about all the people that
took the clickbait? What about those

1251
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:21,810
people? This is on them. Yes, yes, good,
good, good, good. What's good? This

1252
01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:22,810
inner turmoil.

1253
01:19:22,870 --> 01:19:23,870
Let that get in you.

1254
01:19:24,190 --> 01:19:26,670
No. This is where real change begins.

1255
01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:34,490
Can we reach you CPM 163, please? What's
CPM 163? No, I know it's very unusual.

1256
01:19:34,950 --> 01:19:40,130
Please, we need to go back to Christmas
past memory 163. What is that?

1257
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:43,330
Thank you, Bonnie. I don't want to hear
about it right now.

1258
01:19:47,170 --> 01:19:48,170
Thank you, Patrick.

1259
01:19:49,790 --> 01:19:50,790
Stay with me, Clint.

1260
01:19:51,210 --> 01:19:52,210
Stay in it.

1261
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:53,810
Oh, come on. Don't do that.

1262
01:19:54,950 --> 01:19:55,950
No, it's okay.

1263
01:19:56,610 --> 01:19:59,890
I'm here with you. Please don't do that.
Come on, man. You can do it.

1264
01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:01,690
Come on.

1265
01:20:02,870 --> 01:20:04,010
I'm here with you the whole way.

1266
01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:12,130
Cool.

1267
01:20:12,530 --> 01:20:14,710
Mom, can I donate it to the kids?

1268
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:16,480
That would be really nice, sweetheart.

1269
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,220
There's a bin down in the lobby, okay?

1270
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:19,460
Yeah, give it away.

1271
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:22,800
Glad we wrapped it. Next to the teddy
bear, okay? Have Martha help you.

1272
01:20:23,380 --> 01:20:27,260
Well, you're certainly looking brighter
than you were before. Clint, don't.

1273
01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:29,700
Before she comes back, listen.

1274
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,440
It's time that I made some arrangements.

1275
01:20:33,820 --> 01:20:38,500
Okay, you know, um... Stop it. I need to
ask you a favor.

1276
01:20:39,220 --> 01:20:40,320
And it's a doozy.

1277
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,300
When I'm gone.

1278
01:20:44,330 --> 01:20:45,730
I'd like you to take Ren.

1279
01:20:46,490 --> 01:20:47,490
Okay.

1280
01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:50,130
Okay, stop.

1281
01:20:50,450 --> 01:20:51,590
You're not going to go anywhere.

1282
01:20:52,390 --> 01:20:55,330
You know, even if you did, would you
not?

1283
01:20:55,730 --> 01:20:57,610
Okay, I'm not the dad type.

1284
01:20:58,450 --> 01:21:03,050
I'm really not. You know, I'm crazy busy
and I'm, you know, selfish.

1285
01:21:03,510 --> 01:21:04,890
Clint, you don't fool me.

1286
01:21:05,450 --> 01:21:08,950
I know who you are underneath all of
that. That's where you've always been

1287
01:21:08,950 --> 01:21:10,910
wrong about me. I really am the selfish.

1288
01:21:12,010 --> 01:21:13,150
Bad news, Carrie.

1289
01:21:14,190 --> 01:21:18,050
They were out of vegan stuff downstairs,
so I just got you a chicken noodle, but

1290
01:21:18,050 --> 01:21:20,990
I picked out all the chicken bits, so it
should be good. Hey, Owen?

1291
01:21:22,370 --> 01:21:27,070
Uh... Our sister has something that she
wants to ask you. It's a favor, I think.

1292
01:21:27,190 --> 01:21:30,390
If you could just hear it with an open
mind and make me proud, okay? Yeah.

1293
01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:39,470
Hey, Carrie.

1294
01:21:43,210 --> 01:21:44,210
What do you need?

1295
01:21:45,310 --> 01:21:46,790
Anything in the whole wide world.

1296
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:48,750
We're family.

1297
01:21:48,790 --> 01:21:49,790
I'll do anything for you.

1298
01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:51,070
Thank you.

1299
01:21:52,890 --> 01:21:53,890
Hey.

1300
01:21:54,570 --> 01:21:55,790
I know that wasn't easy.

1301
01:21:57,010 --> 01:21:58,810
But your face did not took guts.

1302
01:21:59,390 --> 01:22:00,590
I'm proud of you. Come here.

1303
01:22:02,610 --> 01:22:03,610
Either.

1304
01:22:03,810 --> 01:22:06,570
That's enough. I need to get ectoplasm
all over me. All right.

1305
01:22:06,810 --> 01:22:09,190
Your final go will be right with you.

1306
01:22:09,730 --> 01:22:11,130
Now, do a little imposing.

1307
01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:12,370
It doesn't say much.

1308
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,940
Mostly points and stuff. Wait, wait,
wait. Colt, that's it? You're leaving?

1309
01:22:17,660 --> 01:22:18,660
Well, yeah.

1310
01:22:19,580 --> 01:22:20,820
My part of the haunt is over.

1311
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:22,920
But don't worry.

1312
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:25,120
You're going to do great.

1313
01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:26,860
No, no, no.

1314
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:30,700
No? Hold on. You don't get to make me
relive the worst moment of my life and

1315
01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,020
then just F-O. What about you?

1316
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:36,260
I faced my kicker. Now it's your turn.
Clint, how many times do I have to tell

1317
01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:37,260
you? It's not about me.

1318
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:41,540
Oh. Oh, well then, good afternoon.
Uh-uh. Oh, no. You know I find that

1319
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:44,860
triggering. You take that down a notch.
Who are you to tell anyone how to live

1320
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:47,060
their life when you're busy running away
from your own?

1321
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:48,400
All right.

1322
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:52,660
No, no, that'll do. Not another word.
Let's get you back to the office.

1323
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,240
There's no shame in admitting you're
afraid.

1324
01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:55,580
Oh, yeah?

1325
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:58,920
What is it I'm so afraid of? You're
afraid of that one question.

1326
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,680
What's he on about?

1327
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:03,500
I don't... I have no idea.

1328
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:04,820
Sure you do.

1329
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,260
It's the question that keeps you up at
night.

1330
01:23:09,580 --> 01:23:14,140
Keeps you working here year after year
after year when you could be alive

1331
01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:15,140
again.

1332
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:22,400
No, no, no. There is no call to singing.
Now, come on. It doesn't matter how many

1333
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:26,260
people you change. No matter how much
good you do, you still don't know the

1334
01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:27,260
answer.

1335
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,880
The answer to what?

1336
01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:43,440
Am I forever unredeemable?

1337
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:49,980
Why, that's preposterous. You were
redeemed. I was there. But can I ever

1338
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:56,840
overcome all the wrongs I'm running
from? That was all so long ago.

1339
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:01,680
You've more than made up for all that by
now. Can my worst be left behind?

1340
01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:06,160
And do I deserve to find there's a soul?

1341
01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:09,250
Who could see any good in me?

1342
01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:15,710
Or will I only ever be

1343
01:24:15,710 --> 01:24:19,570
unredeemable?

1344
01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:24,210
There's only one way to find out, boys.

1345
01:24:25,030 --> 01:24:29,170
He takes his retirement right now. All
right, that's enough. Back to bed.

1346
01:24:47,180 --> 01:24:51,620
I spent every waking minute taking all
that I could take.

1347
01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:56,780
Never stopped to reckon with the ruin in
my wake.

1348
01:24:57,740 --> 01:25:04,480
With all the bridges that I burned, the
wounds I didn't bend, all the worth I

1349
01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:09,820
thought I earned, it turned worthless in
the end. Uh, what's going on?

1350
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:11,820
What was it for?

1351
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:21,020
Well, is it possible I'm meant for
something more?

1352
01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:26,340
Am I forever unredeemable?

1353
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:34,280
Can I be a man who breaks from a
lifetime of mistakes?

1354
01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:37,360
Can my worth be left behind?

1355
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:44,240
And do I deserve to find the kind of
love that I can lean on every day?

1356
01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:52,260
Will I learn I have to stay Unredeemable

1357
01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:55,860
Listen well, Ebenezer.

1358
01:25:56,380 --> 01:26:02,860
Unredeemable You will be visited by
three

1359
01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:03,860
spirits.

1360
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:07,060
You're wasting your time, Jacob.

1361
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,000
Are you sure?

1362
01:26:26,340 --> 01:26:27,720
Come on big guy.

1363
01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:56,930
To try That's how I'll know Know if I

1364
01:26:56,930 --> 01:27:02,710
Am forever Unredeemable Unredeemable

1365
01:27:02,710 --> 01:27:09,690
If I'll ever be someone Who makes up for
all they've done Who

1366
01:27:09,690 --> 01:27:16,450
is all I ever Unlovable Unlovable Am I
someone Someone can forgive

1367
01:27:16,450 --> 01:27:17,910
Can I take

1368
01:28:09,130 --> 01:28:10,430
I think so. You're warm.

1369
01:28:15,330 --> 01:28:16,330
What's wrong?

1370
01:28:16,490 --> 01:28:17,490
Itch. What?

1371
01:28:17,690 --> 01:28:19,110
Itch. I got it. Can you bite?

1372
01:28:20,350 --> 01:28:24,170
Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. All right. To
the right? To the right? Yep. I hate a

1373
01:28:24,170 --> 01:28:28,350
burlap. Can you get into my sleeping
gown? No. God, I would rather not.

1374
01:28:28,430 --> 01:28:31,190
Please. Please, I beg of you. Oh, yeah.

1375
01:28:31,550 --> 01:28:33,050
There we go. Oh, that's terrific.

1376
01:28:33,370 --> 01:28:34,910
That's it. Oh, mommy.

1377
01:28:35,510 --> 01:28:36,510
Woo. Okay.

1378
01:28:36,730 --> 01:28:40,610
That feels so good. Yep. I forgot what
it's like to scratch an itch. I forgot

1379
01:28:40,610 --> 01:28:44,330
what it was like to feel this way about
my hand. Oh, thank you.

1380
01:28:44,870 --> 01:28:45,870
Oh,

1381
01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:50,550
why am I so heavy?

1382
01:28:50,930 --> 01:28:56,070
Gravity. Oh, my.

1383
01:28:57,470 --> 01:28:59,530
You have, uh... Indoor plumbing.

1384
01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:13,580
Careful. This is amazing!

1385
01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:19,340
I have always wondered what this would
be like, and it does not disappoint.

1386
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:20,860
Hey,

1387
01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,440
what's a conditioner?

1388
01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:26,400
Well, you want to use that on your head.

1389
01:29:40,139 --> 01:29:43,820
Your clothes are really too tight on me.
I feel silly. No, you look fine. Come

1390
01:29:43,820 --> 01:29:45,640
on. Hey, look at this guy.

1391
01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:47,640
Whoa. A jacket?

1392
01:29:48,260 --> 01:29:53,040
Black? A little pocket square? Hey, put
that back, please. Thank you. He can...

1393
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:57,540
He can see me. Yes, he can. You can see
me. Yeah, very well. I can see you.

1394
01:29:58,020 --> 01:29:59,280
You're going to want to get used to
that.

1395
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:01,019
Really, you are.

1396
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,040
Everyone can see me? Yes.

1397
01:30:02,460 --> 01:30:03,800
Hello, you can see me.

1398
01:30:04,820 --> 01:30:08,420
You know you're going to want to get
used to that, too. Man, are you okay?

1399
01:30:09,340 --> 01:30:10,400
I think so.

1400
01:30:10,620 --> 01:30:11,620
Yeah.

1401
01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:13,060
She looks stupid.

1402
01:30:13,540 --> 01:30:14,620
You look stupid.

1403
01:30:14,860 --> 01:30:18,820
No, no, no. Hey, Dave, back off. Okay,
will you please just get it together?

1404
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:22,540
There she is. Oh, no. Okay, you know
what? Here's the thing.

1405
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,860
Let's just put a pin in it, okay?

1406
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:28,460
I don't know what to say to her.

1407
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,980
What do you mean? You were doing great
before. Just do more of that.

1408
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:33,960
Yeah, but that's when she was a fantasy.

1409
01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,500
And now she's real.

1410
01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:37,140
Are you going to screw it up?

1411
01:30:38,250 --> 01:30:39,930
I think I made a big mistake, okay?

1412
01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:43,690
I'm not ready for any of this. I used
way too much water in the shower.

1413
01:30:44,010 --> 01:30:47,830
I mean, is that who I am here? The guy
who hogs all the hot water? Hey, hey,

1414
01:30:47,830 --> 01:30:48,830
check it out. What?

1415
01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:55,290
That was fantastic. Yeah, get it
together.

1416
01:30:56,010 --> 01:30:57,950
Enough with the buyer's remorse.

1417
01:30:58,330 --> 01:30:59,870
Hey, you made the right decision.

1418
01:31:00,310 --> 01:31:01,310
Don't think.

1419
01:31:01,950 --> 01:31:02,950
Deep breath.

1420
01:31:03,410 --> 01:31:06,270
Go get her. Now, before she gets away.
Trust me.

1421
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:15,320
I will slap your head off. I'll go talk
to her. I will. I will. I promise.

1422
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:17,280
The next ghost?

1423
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:22,160
The future's always in flux. I don't
know what you're going to see, but just

1424
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:23,160
hear the guy out.

1425
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:28,380
Right? I mean, you asked me why I chose
you. I know why you did, because I can

1426
01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:31,400
be a positive force for mankind or
whatever.

1427
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,680
No. Well, yes, at first.

1428
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:40,000
But then when I found out you were
unredeemable, like me, I thought...

1429
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:45,120
If I can change this guy, maybe there's
hope for me too.

1430
01:31:56,900 --> 01:31:57,900
Kimberly?

1431
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:04,700
Hey, you're back and in a boldly tight
suit.

1432
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:07,100
Yeah, it is a little snug.

1433
01:32:07,540 --> 01:32:08,680
No, I like it.

1434
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:14,540
It's kind of a Euro fit, and I like it
on you. Yeah, yeah, it is a Euro fit

1435
01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:16,900
because I buy all my clothes in Germany.

1436
01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,660
Oh. Yeah. I can see.

1437
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:27,520
I'm sorry, but would you want to go
somewhere and maybe, I

1438
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:28,520
don't know.

1439
01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:30,000
You don't even have to answer. Yeah.

1440
01:32:30,580 --> 01:32:34,320
I would love to. Oh, great. Really?
Totally. I love somewhere.

1441
01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:37,220
Me too. Oh, my gosh. What?

1442
01:32:39,310 --> 01:32:40,310
What is it?

1443
01:32:40,530 --> 01:32:41,530
An itch?

1444
01:32:41,670 --> 01:32:42,770
Here, let me help you.

1445
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:45,830
Here, right there? Yeah. That's a
choice.

1446
01:32:46,330 --> 01:32:48,830
Oh, that is heaven on a stick.

1447
01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:54,510
Oh, there's a place called Heaven on a
Stick. It serves corn dogs, but I

1448
01:32:54,510 --> 01:32:56,950
mean... It's food, right? It's
delicious.

1449
01:33:13,610 --> 01:33:14,429
Hey, Sydney.

1450
01:33:14,430 --> 01:33:15,430
Hey, Clint.

1451
01:33:15,530 --> 01:33:16,530
How you doing?

1452
01:33:20,050 --> 01:33:21,050
Hey, Kristen.

1453
01:33:21,130 --> 01:33:22,150
Hey, Kristen.

1454
01:33:22,890 --> 01:33:23,890
Hey, Stuart.

1455
01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:39,690
This is beautiful.

1456
01:33:40,690 --> 01:33:43,050
So, you just...

1457
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:48,240
decided one day that you're going to
quit your job, leave it all behind, and

1458
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:49,219
move here?

1459
01:33:49,220 --> 01:33:53,480
Well, every year I'd say, it's time to
move on.

1460
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:56,160
And then every year I chose to stay.

1461
01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:59,220
And our choices make us who we are,
don't they?

1462
01:34:00,220 --> 01:34:01,220
Yeah.

1463
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:02,880
Yes, they do.

1464
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:05,620
So this year, I chose something else.

1465
01:34:06,460 --> 01:34:11,620
Honestly, I'm worried I made a huge
mistake, but then if I hadn't...

1466
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:13,900
I wouldn't be here with you.

1467
01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:20,500
Is that okay?

1468
01:34:21,820 --> 01:34:28,040
The city is sparkling

1469
01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:29,820
with twinkling lights.

1470
01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:33,400
It's one of those magic Manhattan
nights.

1471
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:37,220
Can't tell what comes next. He's sure
taking it slow.

1472
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:41,560
But he's holding my hand and he's not
letting go.

1473
01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:48,500
He's goofy, he's tall, he's got a good
heart, but I don't want to fall and have

1474
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:54,440
it all fall apart. I look in his eyes
and they keep saying Lee, and the net

1475
01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:55,800
will appear.

1476
01:34:57,020 --> 01:35:03,220
So why not dive in, cause a brand new
beginning feels long overdue.

1477
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,700
That's the view from here.

1478
01:35:09,320 --> 01:35:10,440
That's the view.

1479
01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:12,560
From here.

1480
01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:16,280
They said it's supposed to snow tonight.

1481
01:35:16,740 --> 01:35:19,100
Really? Doesn't feel cold enough.

1482
01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:20,900
Not cold at all.

1483
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:29,240
How wet are my armpits? How red is my
face? When I used to date, holding hands

1484
01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:30,240
was third base.

1485
01:35:30,460 --> 01:35:32,100
I think there's a spark.

1486
01:35:32,320 --> 01:35:38,720
Could this thing become real? Could it
possibly be that she might feel like I

1487
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:39,720
feel?

1488
01:35:40,750 --> 01:35:46,870
This woman's as kind as a human could
be. So why would she wind up with

1489
01:35:46,870 --> 01:35:53,610
someone like me? And what if we find out
in time maybe I'm that same jerk like I

1490
01:35:53,610 --> 01:35:54,610
fear?

1491
01:35:55,510 --> 01:36:01,470
Because the man that I see could so
easily be just a Scrooge deja vu.

1492
01:36:02,230 --> 01:36:05,270
That's the view from here.

1493
01:36:07,810 --> 01:36:08,950
That's the view.

1494
01:36:10,190 --> 01:36:10,930
from here

1495
01:36:10,930 --> 01:36:26,570
maybe

1496
01:36:26,570 --> 01:36:32,830
I

1497
01:36:32,830 --> 01:36:39,310
haven't lost sight of what's right cause
tonight it's so perfectly clear

1498
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:47,760
Somehow I'd be who I could be just being
with you.

1499
01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:56,780
That's the view from here.

1500
01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:03,540
That's the view from here.

1501
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,600
I don't really buy all my clothes in
Germany.

1502
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:41,880
All in favor?

1503
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:43,780
The motion is carried.

1504
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,060
Well, this is great.

1505
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:50,320
She did it. She looks presidential up
here. Let her go with her little gavel.

1506
01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:54,680
Next order of business is that all
student fundraising will be overseen by

1507
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:59,740
an... will be overseen by an
independent...

1508
01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:03,320
What's going on?

1509
01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:08,900
What do you think?

1510
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:24,800
What's this supposed to be?

1511
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:30,440
Wait.

1512
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,460
What are you telling me, a kid?

1513
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:37,800
Because of a little online dust-up?

1514
01:38:39,560 --> 01:38:41,960
How was I supposed to know that he would
do something like this?

1515
01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:04,730
Wait a minute. Hold on. These are just
shadows of things to come. These haven't

1516
01:39:04,730 --> 01:39:07,390
actually happened yet. I'm not going to
turn my life upside down for you people,

1517
01:39:07,450 --> 01:39:09,410
but this is an easy one. I can fix this.

1518
01:39:13,030 --> 01:39:14,610
Let's just cut the tour short, all
right?

1519
01:39:16,190 --> 01:39:18,250
You don't speak? You just pointed
things?

1520
01:39:18,990 --> 01:39:21,410
Why don't you point to the way out? Is
that it right there?

1521
01:39:28,350 --> 01:39:29,350
Old me.

1522
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,460
I don't want to know. I don't want to
know.

1523
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,400
Come on.

1524
01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:38,160
Ah!

1525
01:39:42,460 --> 01:39:43,460
Yeah.

1526
01:39:44,380 --> 01:39:46,940
Yeah. I've seen the movies. I know this
route.

1527
01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:49,400
Yeah. Here it is.

1528
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:51,160
Right here.

1529
01:39:52,280 --> 01:39:57,400
93? I got him. Yeah, he jumped ahead to
YTC 407. Pretty sure he was looking for

1530
01:39:57,400 --> 01:39:58,740
me. Sorry about that. Hey, it's you.

1531
01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:03,140
Listen, can you please help me get the
hell out of here? Don't get all clingy,

1532
01:40:03,140 --> 01:40:06,200
okay? I'm at work right now. I knew
you'd get too attached. I knew this...

1533
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:08,020
Here he is. Hey, over here.

1534
01:40:17,360 --> 01:40:18,580
You good?

1535
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:22,560
Yes, dude.

1536
01:40:22,780 --> 01:40:26,180
I see it. It's so disturbing. I'm so
sad. Are we done? Can I go?

1537
01:40:29,060 --> 01:40:30,960
You all right? Are you trying to talk?

1538
01:40:32,100 --> 01:40:34,340
Oh, it's so sad. Look what you've driven
him to.

1539
01:40:38,580 --> 01:40:40,780
Oh, my God, you did it.

1540
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,120
That's what he sounds like.

1541
01:40:44,140 --> 01:40:46,420
You made my best friend quit. Yeah.

1542
01:40:46,740 --> 01:40:49,420
No, no, I did not. That was his choice.

1543
01:40:49,640 --> 01:40:53,160
And frankly, I'm proud of him. That's
why I'm going to kick your ass.

1544
01:41:04,460 --> 01:41:05,460
What time is it?

1545
01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,480
4.15.

1546
01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:08,020
4.15. Good. Thank God.

1547
01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:10,040
There's still time. I've got to find my
phone.

1548
01:41:10,280 --> 01:41:13,920
Where's my phone? Hey, I think I have
moderate to severe Crohn's disease.

1549
01:41:14,440 --> 01:41:17,000
No, you don't. Stop watching that.

1550
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,920
You look like hell.

1551
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:20,200
I know.

1552
01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:21,920
It's just that... Wait.

1553
01:41:22,180 --> 01:41:23,400
Did you see your future?

1554
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:27,880
Did it change you? No. No. There's just
one little... One little wrinkle I need

1555
01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:29,640
to iron out. Where the hell is my phone?

1556
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:30,940
You mean this phone?

1557
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:33,920
No, I... No, I don't know her number
like I know anyone's number.

1558
01:41:34,140 --> 01:41:35,140
It's 12 blocks.

1559
01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:37,280
Wait, what's going on? What do you see?

1560
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:38,980
Nothing, nothing.

1561
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:41,760
I just think it's better if Ren doesn't
post the video, that's all. Well, what

1562
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:43,240
happens if she posts it? Something bad?

1563
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,760
What? What did you see?

1564
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:47,160
Oh, God.

1565
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:48,740
That's still kind of thrilling.

1566
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:56,020
Clint, Clint, wait, wait up. You don't
have to come.

1567
01:41:56,660 --> 01:41:59,940
You seem very passionate. Are you sure
you haven't changed?

1568
01:42:00,300 --> 01:42:02,760
No, I didn't. Will you quit asking me
that?

1569
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,560
Clank, please, slow down.

1570
01:42:06,300 --> 01:42:07,540
Oh, boy.

1571
01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:09,900
Did your head make that clang?

1572
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:11,700
That was so loud.

1573
01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,040
That's got to be a concussion.

1574
01:42:14,340 --> 01:42:15,760
No, no, no. Okay, here we go.

1575
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:19,740
All right, easy, easy. Oh, are we going
back up? Did you forget something?

1576
01:42:20,440 --> 01:42:21,419
No, okay.

1577
01:42:21,420 --> 01:42:22,239
Oh, no.

1578
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:23,240
All right.

1579
01:42:24,300 --> 01:42:26,480
Sir, can we please speed it up a little?
Thank you.

1580
01:42:28,440 --> 01:42:32,460
going on did you see something in your
future that's no big deal i um hey how

1581
01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:38,800
did i go with kimberly terrible we
walked all over manhattan and talked and

1582
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:45,660
connected and we even kissed on the lips
how is

1583
01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:52,400
this that sounds amazing it was she is
she doesn't know who i am oh my god will

1584
01:42:52,400 --> 01:42:56,430
you quit with the unredeemable crap We
just haven't dated in a few hundred

1585
01:42:56,430 --> 01:42:57,228
years. Driver!

1586
01:42:57,230 --> 01:43:00,770
This is a matter of life and death here.
Can we kick it in the ass? Got it!

1587
01:43:02,810 --> 01:43:05,030
Life and death? I thought you said it
was no big deal.

1588
01:43:13,210 --> 01:43:15,090
Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen.

1589
01:43:15,310 --> 01:43:17,250
You want a cool wise-ass? No, I...

1590
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:29,500
You know, when they were doing My
Future, there was this little sick kid.

1591
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:34,560
What did they call him? Tiny Tim. No.
No, no, no. Sweet kid. One crutch. No.

1592
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:35,759
Little Larry.

1593
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:38,020
No. Tiny Tim. Pretty sure it was Little
Larry.

1594
01:43:38,260 --> 01:43:41,720
Anyway. Pretty sure it was Tiny Tim. In
My Future, Little Larry was dead. Little

1595
01:43:41,720 --> 01:43:46,100
Larry wasn't dead. Little Larry was
mine. I was just too stingy. It was Tiny

1596
01:43:46,100 --> 01:43:48,240
Tim! You killed Tiny Tim.

1597
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:50,540
Okay?

1598
01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:54,340
Micro Michael. Super small Steve. Holy
shit.

1599
01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:56,060
I like Tiny.

1600
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:59,290
Oh. Teensy Tim. Wait. Ipsy Wipsy Isaac.

1601
01:44:07,910 --> 01:44:09,550
Here you go. Merry Christmas.

1602
01:44:09,990 --> 01:44:11,070
Where is she? Come on.

1603
01:44:12,410 --> 01:44:13,410
Ready.

1604
01:44:13,830 --> 01:44:14,830
Ready?

1605
01:44:15,170 --> 01:44:16,170
There.

1606
01:44:16,930 --> 01:44:18,510
Uncle Owen. Are you okay?

1607
01:44:19,490 --> 01:44:22,570
How do you never get better at this? She
posted right after he fell.

1608
01:44:23,190 --> 01:44:25,270
You should post it. Might be a vote
getter.

1609
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,620
I need to talk to Ren. Wait, wait, wait,
before you talk to her. It's important.

1610
01:44:40,740 --> 01:44:42,520
Oh, right, and a concussion.

1611
01:44:42,780 --> 01:44:44,280
Clint, come on, she's toasting.

1612
01:44:45,900 --> 01:44:46,900
Come on.

1613
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:49,040
No.

1614
01:44:51,660 --> 01:44:55,560
Oh, Kimberly, you have no idea what
you've just done. I did what I should

1615
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:58,600
have done the minute you asked me to dig
up dirt on a child.

1616
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:03,440
I told Ren that her choice didn't make
her who she is.

1617
01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:05,940
You know what?

1618
01:45:06,980 --> 01:45:08,080
So do mine.

1619
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:15,900
Because a decent and honest young woman,
well, she's still part of me.

1620
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:21,100
It's taken me years, but I finally quit.

1621
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,140
There's a line you can't cross.

1622
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:28,680
And guess what? This is it. Hypno-clint.
I haven't lost sight of what's right.

1623
01:45:33,420 --> 01:45:36,860
I'm sorry to interrupt because you are
killing it right now, but did Ren post

1624
01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:37,860
the video or not?

1625
01:45:37,940 --> 01:45:38,940
No, I didn't.

1626
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:41,840
I'm sorry. Are you mad? Hold it. You
didn't post it?

1627
01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:44,440
No. She didn't post it.

1628
01:45:45,060 --> 01:45:46,980
It's just good like your mom.

1629
01:45:47,620 --> 01:45:52,360
I don't do hugging very well. Screw it.
Come here, Kimberly.

1630
01:45:52,580 --> 01:45:55,360
Oh, thank you. You have no idea the good
that you've done.

1631
01:45:55,640 --> 01:46:00,300
Oh, great. Are we doing hug? Hold on.
Let me get this out first, okay? Look, I

1632
01:46:00,300 --> 01:46:01,300
know I don't say this enough.

1633
01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,960
And you don't have to pay it back.

1634
01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:04,480
I love you, too.

1635
01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:06,700
That's it.

1636
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:07,720
That's what I was going to say.

1637
01:46:08,900 --> 01:46:10,060
Bring it in. Yeah. Okay.

1638
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:13,000
Okay.

1639
01:46:13,300 --> 01:46:16,680
You win the hug. Good stuff. That was
fun. Oh, boy. That's a relief.

1640
01:46:17,340 --> 01:46:18,600
Okay. Get ready.

1641
01:46:19,180 --> 01:46:23,080
Get ready, because something very
special is about to happen. Just hang

1642
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:26,120
on. No, no, you guys won't be able to
see it. Only he can see it. I wish you

1643
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:28,040
could see it. That would be amazing.

1644
01:46:28,460 --> 01:46:31,100
You know what? Just excuse us for just
one second. Love it.

1645
01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:36,040
Love it. Hey, what is going on? I don't
know. I don't know why this isn't

1646
01:46:36,040 --> 01:46:37,100
happening. I mean, you changed.

1647
01:46:37,740 --> 01:46:40,220
They're supposed to be singing. It's the
big climax.

1648
01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:42,700
Marley! I told you I didn't change.

1649
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:45,900
Marley! I just took back one dick move.

1650
01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:50,560
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were
about to prove that unredeemables really

1651
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:51,519
can change.

1652
01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:53,560
You rushed down here to help a kid.

1653
01:46:53,980 --> 01:46:58,000
You told your brother that you loved
him. I love you so hard, man.

1654
01:46:58,500 --> 01:47:02,120
If you say it too much, it loses its...
Why isn't this happening?

1655
01:47:02,700 --> 01:47:06,080
Come on. Probably because I'm going to
go back to work next week, and I'm going

1656
01:47:06,080 --> 01:47:07,080
to keep doing what I do.

1657
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:14,500
I'll feel guilty for a couple of days,
but then I'll rationalize it.

1658
01:47:14,780 --> 01:47:15,780
I'm really good at that.

1659
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:17,700
I have a talent for it.

1660
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:23,840
I'm sorry, but it felt like I wasn't
above board about all this.

1661
01:47:33,140 --> 01:47:37,860
Roberto! He's having a weird day, all
right? I'm going to go get him. We'll

1662
01:47:37,860 --> 01:47:40,120
rent some skates and stuff, and we'll
have a good time.

1663
01:47:40,360 --> 01:47:41,360
Right back.

1664
01:47:41,520 --> 01:47:43,140
You do know I quit, right?

1665
01:47:47,950 --> 01:47:49,070
Hey, where are you going?

1666
01:47:49,490 --> 01:47:51,590
I got to go back.

1667
01:47:52,130 --> 01:47:53,670
Back? Can you even go back?

1668
01:47:54,290 --> 01:47:57,710
Clint, just let me go. You don't want to
be around for this. What do you mean by

1669
01:47:57,710 --> 01:48:00,690
that? Hey, hey, hey, hold on a second.
What are you going to do? Are you crazy?

1670
01:48:01,150 --> 01:48:03,030
It's still Christmas. There's still
time.

1671
01:48:04,330 --> 01:48:08,530
I'll go back and we'll figure something
out and you'll change.

1672
01:48:09,330 --> 01:48:10,950
People don't change.

1673
01:48:11,450 --> 01:48:13,490
This isn't about me anymore. This is
about you.

1674
01:48:13,850 --> 01:48:15,110
Running away from your life again.

1675
01:48:15,330 --> 01:48:19,670
All right? Look, you're here. You're
human. Hey, besides, I thought that... I

1676
01:48:19,670 --> 01:48:23,210
thought that we were really becoming...
Becoming what? I thought we were

1677
01:48:23,210 --> 01:48:26,610
becoming, you know... Thrones?

1678
01:48:28,470 --> 01:48:31,470
Yeah. I was going to say friends, but...
Rose.

1679
01:48:31,790 --> 01:48:36,230
Yeah. I just, uh... Look, if you're not
feeling that... No, no, no, I am.

1680
01:48:36,670 --> 01:48:40,750
I mean, I didn't want to assume or make
it weird.

1681
01:48:41,330 --> 01:48:42,330
Not weird.

1682
01:48:42,770 --> 01:48:43,709
Yeah, I...

1683
01:48:43,710 --> 01:48:45,030
I feel it. A lot.

1684
01:48:47,550 --> 01:48:48,550
Never had a bro.

1685
01:48:49,510 --> 01:48:50,590
Well, you got one now.

1686
01:48:53,770 --> 01:48:58,250
Your bro is telling you to calm down and
come go ice skating with your new

1687
01:48:58,250 --> 01:48:59,250
girlfriend.

1688
01:49:01,750 --> 01:49:02,890
She thinks I'm good.

1689
01:49:03,150 --> 01:49:04,150
Maybe you are.

1690
01:49:05,130 --> 01:49:06,750
Oh, so now people do change?

1691
01:49:07,030 --> 01:49:08,030
No, I don't know.

1692
01:49:08,730 --> 01:49:11,330
I don't know. Maybe there's no magical
quick fix.

1693
01:49:12,490 --> 01:49:14,470
Maybe you've got to put in the work. You
ever think about that?

1694
01:49:15,390 --> 01:49:17,530
Wake up each day. Get out of bed and
decide.

1695
01:49:18,190 --> 01:49:21,370
How about today? I don't wish anyone a
good afternoon.

1696
01:50:11,870 --> 01:50:12,870
What did you do?

1697
01:50:14,350 --> 01:50:15,350
I don't know.

1698
01:50:24,430 --> 01:50:25,369
Yes, see?

1699
01:50:25,370 --> 01:50:26,790
This is what I was talking about!

1700
01:50:27,490 --> 01:50:29,430
Woo! No, no, wait, whoa, no!

1701
01:50:30,150 --> 01:50:31,770
Wait, no, really? You got it all wrong?

1702
01:50:32,230 --> 01:50:34,990
I was just... No, no, no, no, no, no.

1703
01:50:35,450 --> 01:50:40,130
You just jumped in front of a bus to
save someone you care about.

1704
01:50:44,339 --> 01:50:45,339
My bro.

1705
01:50:45,760 --> 01:50:46,760
Your bro.

1706
01:50:47,160 --> 01:50:48,160
It's a reflex.

1707
01:50:48,300 --> 01:50:49,760
Did I?

1708
01:50:50,820 --> 01:50:51,820
Are you sure?

1709
01:50:52,540 --> 01:50:55,200
We've been doing this a long time, Mr.
Brinks.

1710
01:50:57,340 --> 01:50:58,480
We're quite sure.

1711
01:51:00,000 --> 01:51:02,360
Okay, then. Let's get some chili.

1712
01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:04,000
Yes!

1713
01:51:06,440 --> 01:51:09,280
We're doing another one. Is that
entirely necessary?

1714
01:51:09,660 --> 01:51:10,920
No, it's fine. Go ahead.

1715
01:51:11,310 --> 01:51:17,550
Okay, go ahead. I used to think that I
was sure of what made people tick.

1716
01:51:18,070 --> 01:51:22,690
You strip them down right to their core
and find a self-centered prick.

1717
01:51:23,050 --> 01:51:28,890
I thought when the push came to the
shove, I knew just what I'd do. I'd put

1718
01:51:28,890 --> 01:51:30,090
me before you.

1719
01:51:30,570 --> 01:51:37,330
But you didn't. Yes, I didn't. You can
be a cynic and a sinner who can only

1720
01:51:37,330 --> 01:51:38,470
see the floor.

1721
01:51:38,990 --> 01:51:42,950
But even if you lost your way, you don't
have to say the lost cause.

1722
01:51:44,690 --> 01:51:46,490
So can we do a little good?

1723
01:51:47,610 --> 01:51:49,250
Maybe get a little more.

1724
01:51:50,470 --> 01:51:53,970
Work a little harder than we did the day
before.

1725
01:51:55,090 --> 01:51:57,170
It only takes a little good.

1726
01:51:57,730 --> 01:51:59,530
And some doing what you can.

1727
01:52:00,830 --> 01:52:04,870
Taking every chance to make the choice
to be a better man.

1728
01:52:05,610 --> 01:52:07,170
So do a little good.

1729
01:52:11,630 --> 01:52:16,810
Well, I have spent each Christmas day
obsessed with wrong and right. You

1730
01:52:16,810 --> 01:52:21,150
thought change could only work one way.
It had to happen in one night.

1731
01:52:21,510 --> 01:52:27,630
But now you know. Oh, now you know. The
line of good and bad is not so clean.

1732
01:52:27,910 --> 01:52:31,130
And what we are is something in between.

1733
01:52:31,890 --> 01:52:33,570
It's an everyday decision.

1734
01:52:34,190 --> 01:52:39,770
Two steps forward, one step back. But if
you try to do what's right, you're on

1735
01:52:39,770 --> 01:52:40,770
the right track.

1736
01:52:42,510 --> 01:52:44,170
So try to do a little good.

1737
01:52:45,230 --> 01:52:46,730
Maybe give a little more.

1738
01:52:47,990 --> 01:52:51,410
Work a little harder than you did the
day before.

1739
01:52:51,730 --> 01:52:54,090
Work a little harder. Get a little good.

1740
01:52:55,030 --> 01:52:56,630
And keep doing what you can.

1741
01:53:02,990 --> 01:53:04,190
So do a little good.

1742
01:53:04,510 --> 01:53:10,550
Hey! Just a little. Just a little. Just
a little. Can't keep there's no magic

1743
01:53:10,550 --> 01:53:11,550
wand.

1744
01:53:13,790 --> 01:53:15,970
Can't keep there's no switch to blimp.

1745
01:53:55,500 --> 01:54:02,500
To help your fellow man Yeah And whether
it's Christmas Day Or a random

1746
01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:09,480
day in May You're gonna want a day That
you tried but

1747
01:54:09,480 --> 01:54:12,760
that you could And a little is enough

1748
01:55:24,370 --> 01:55:25,890
Why is everyone standing around?

1749
01:55:26,270 --> 01:55:28,950
Want to do some CPR or something? Why
are they just standing there?

1750
01:55:29,450 --> 01:55:31,410
That's a little beyond CPR, I think.

1751
01:55:31,630 --> 01:55:34,470
I mean, I'm not even sure what's left to
blow into.

1752
01:55:35,130 --> 01:55:36,830
We were just singing and dancing.

1753
01:55:37,890 --> 01:55:39,650
We just became bros.

1754
01:55:40,830 --> 01:55:42,250
No, I understand. I do.

1755
01:55:43,350 --> 01:55:48,330
But your sacrifice would have no meaning
if it had no consequence.

1756
01:55:49,350 --> 01:55:50,350
Okay.

1757
01:55:51,150 --> 01:55:52,150
Okay, I get that.

1758
01:55:53,230 --> 01:55:54,350
But this ending sucks.

1759
01:55:55,730 --> 01:55:57,090
It's not the end, Clint.

1760
01:56:15,890 --> 01:56:17,190
I'm so proud of you.

1761
01:56:30,060 --> 01:56:31,060
It's okay.

1762
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:32,720
Don't care.

1763
01:56:40,960 --> 01:56:43,140
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.

1764
01:56:43,580 --> 01:56:43,980
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

1765
01:56:43,980 --> 01:56:44,080
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

1766
01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:45,080
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait.

1767
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:59,760
I have Margie and research at a meeting
with Morality to go over this business

1768
01:56:59,760 --> 01:57:03,340
with the Prime Minister, and I want all
new heartstrings by end of day. You got

1769
01:57:03,340 --> 01:57:04,340
it, Captain. Let's get after it.

1770
01:57:05,780 --> 01:57:08,840
Hey, yo, Chief, I'm going to the food
truck. You want a street taco? Yes,

1771
01:57:08,840 --> 01:57:10,540
please, and thank you, buddy. No doubt.

1772
01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:14,360
Excuse me, Clint, what is all this?
Which one of these cares perp? Well,

1773
01:57:14,380 --> 01:57:17,560
they all are. You're not reading my
memos, are you? We're expanding, Jake.

1774
01:57:18,140 --> 01:57:21,080
Goes to Ramadan Pass, goes to Hanukkah.
You have to come. It's a whole thing.

1775
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:24,560
You're going to love it. We don't have
the personnel for all this. Oh, we're

1776
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:28,160
meeting later about the ongoing
self-care program. I'd love you to stop

1777
01:57:28,160 --> 01:57:29,240
by. Yes.

1778
01:57:29,660 --> 01:57:33,720
All right. Good. I'll stop by. Okay. I
look forward to it. Nice to see you, big

1779
01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:35,140
sister. Oh, hey, Clint.

1780
01:57:36,260 --> 01:57:37,260
And then... Ooh.

1781
01:57:38,140 --> 01:57:42,100
What you working on? This profile is
driving me nuts. I just can't find a

1782
01:57:42,100 --> 01:57:43,900
heartstring we can grab onto. Mind if I
take a peek?

1783
01:57:44,620 --> 01:57:45,620
Believe.

1784
01:57:46,860 --> 01:57:48,960
Don't use it as an excuse to come home
late tonight.

1785
01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:50,260
Well, that hurt.

1786
01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:51,700
I will be early.

1787
01:57:57,080 --> 01:57:58,080
Kim,

1788
01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:13,980
this place looks amazing.

1789
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:16,600
Clint, you know I can't see you. Can
you?

1790
01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:18,580
Oh, I always forget.

1791
01:58:20,060 --> 01:58:21,060
Hi.

1792
01:58:22,740 --> 01:58:24,860
Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

1793
01:58:26,300 --> 01:58:29,880
Well, come on in. He's out back with the
kids. Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet?

1794
01:58:29,940 --> 01:58:36,160
It's not ready yet, but I can't build it
if I keep dropping the damn screws in

1795
01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:36,839
the ground.

1796
01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:37,739
Hey, Ronnie.

1797
01:58:37,740 --> 01:58:39,040
Ronnie, put that down.

1798
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,600
Ronnie! Ronald J.

1799
01:58:41,840 --> 01:58:43,260
Fishman Pratt! Put it down!

1800
01:58:44,170 --> 01:58:45,210
Okay. I was back.

1801
01:58:45,710 --> 01:58:47,390
Sorry, kids. I didn't mean to shout.

1802
01:58:47,610 --> 01:58:48,489
Come on.

1803
01:58:48,490 --> 01:58:49,490
Bring it in.

1804
01:58:49,590 --> 01:58:53,390
Come on. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring
it in. That never gets old. Okay. Hey,

1805
01:58:53,470 --> 01:58:56,670
he still comes out from time to time.
That's okay. Hey, I'm sorry to barge in.

1806
01:58:56,730 --> 01:59:00,290
I'm in a little trouble with this file.
Do you mind putting your eyes on it?

1807
01:59:00,650 --> 01:59:03,770
No, not at all. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Great.
Thanks. Sure.

1808
01:59:04,710 --> 01:59:06,530
Ronnie! There's a bathroom inside!

1809
01:59:09,680 --> 01:59:12,120
See that Rennie got into the master's
program at Stanford?

1810
01:59:12,340 --> 01:59:13,219
Oh, yeah.

1811
01:59:13,220 --> 01:59:16,140
Owen texted me as soon as she got in.
I'm sure proud of that kid.

1812
01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:22,680
Told you. The perp is a tough nut to
crack, isn't she? Yeah. But wait. Look.

1813
01:59:22,740 --> 01:59:26,440
Look right there. See that tiny flutter
in her exposure?

1814
01:59:27,360 --> 01:59:29,240
Butterfly. Butterfly. She was in love.

1815
01:59:30,140 --> 01:59:31,140
No.

1816
01:59:31,380 --> 01:59:33,620
Come on. Yeah. We've looked everywhere.

1817
01:59:33,860 --> 01:59:37,580
Well, you didn't look there. With who?
In her early 20s. I don't know. We have

1818
01:59:37,580 --> 01:59:38,580
to find out with who.

1819
01:59:38,980 --> 01:59:40,220
With who? With whom?

1820
01:59:41,280 --> 01:59:45,200
Right. With whom? Yeah. With whom? I
think that sounds educated.

1821
01:59:46,380 --> 01:59:47,380
Sure.

1822
01:59:48,140 --> 01:59:49,140
I hear that.

1823
01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:50,160
I do, too.

1824
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:53,360
Oh, it's a reprise? It's a reprise.

1825
01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:55,300
Is it reprise? It's reprise.

1826
01:59:55,620 --> 01:59:56,620
It's reprise.

1827
01:59:56,840 --> 02:00:02,420
You wait for the day, you prep for a
year, and when the big day is finally

1828
02:00:02,420 --> 02:00:06,320
here, you take a jerk and work to turn
him around.

1829
02:00:08,940 --> 02:00:13,220
You show them their life and you hope
for the switch, and when it goes off

1830
02:00:13,220 --> 02:00:17,380
without a hitch, this Christmas train is
party time!

1831
02:00:18,380 --> 02:00:19,380
A party!

1832
02:00:19,840 --> 02:00:24,540
We're getting with the holiday goodwill
queen, cause helping out is sweeter than

1833
02:00:24,540 --> 02:00:29,400
eggnog cream. We might be dead, but
we're living that cool time dream.

1834
02:00:31,120 --> 02:00:35,260
We're going on Christmas morning
feeling, is there a more...

1835
02:00:37,450 --> 02:00:40,370
What day is Mary? Is Mary not the fairy?

1836
02:00:40,670 --> 02:00:42,250
We're changing all mankind.

1837
02:00:42,850 --> 02:00:45,170
We planted the seeds of joy and
blooming.

1838
02:00:45,730 --> 02:00:48,490
Now we got one left hateful human.

1839
02:00:48,770 --> 02:00:53,810
We're doing the world a world of good.
Putting some nice into the neighborhood.

1840
02:00:54,510 --> 02:00:55,670
Playing our part.

1841
02:00:55,970 --> 02:00:57,110
Changing hearts.

1842
02:01:45,070 --> 02:01:48,610
I saw you. You did? Yeah. That's why you
want to clear your browser history.

1843
02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:29,280
Every day I wake up with a single dream
running through my head. Look, I have

1844
02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:34,400
another meeting I'm actually late for.
Throw a tiny stone into a mighty stream

1845
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:37,080
and watch the ripples as they spread.

1846
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:42,320
Well, we fall in line, follow every
rule.

1847
02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:48,100
But is that something we should really
take pride in? Because we're treading

1848
02:02:48,100 --> 02:02:50,160
water in the kiddie pool.

1849
02:02:51,150 --> 02:02:55,190
When there are oceans we could turn the
tide in.

1850
02:02:57,070 --> 02:02:59,550
If you want to make a ripple.

1851
02:03:01,090 --> 02:03:03,490
If you want to make a way.

1852
02:03:05,110 --> 02:03:10,150
Playing safe and thinking small doesn't
move the ball at all. There's humanity

1853
02:03:10,150 --> 02:03:11,150
to save.

1854
02:03:12,830 --> 02:03:15,250
Can we really make a ripple?

1855
02:03:16,830 --> 02:03:20,750
With our feet up while we float. Too
afraid to rock the boat.

1856
02:03:21,100 --> 02:03:26,740
If we never test the waters, we'll never
know just how far the ripples go.

1857
02:03:27,420 --> 02:03:29,700
Do you want to make a ripple, ripple,
ripple?

1858
02:03:31,300 --> 02:03:33,700
I think you want to make a ripple,
ripple, ripple.

1859
02:03:34,220 --> 02:03:35,400
Consider the consequences.

1860
02:03:36,140 --> 02:03:37,500
Consider the possibilities.

1861
02:03:39,780 --> 02:03:44,260
Now, if we choose this, do one goes to
two, then four, and then it jumps from

1862
02:03:44,260 --> 02:03:45,280
four to eight.

1863
02:03:48,560 --> 02:03:51,200
you guys, it multiplies to thousands
more.

1864
02:03:51,440 --> 02:03:58,060
You hear it reverberate to millions and
to billions, and it

1865
02:03:58,060 --> 02:03:59,160
never ends.

1866
02:03:59,440 --> 02:04:04,760
All across the world, the change is
gaining some traction, reaching other

1867
02:04:04,760 --> 02:04:11,240
planets, maybe aliens. From one land, we
began a chain reactor.

1868
02:04:29,450 --> 02:04:36,370
We'll be right back.

1869
02:04:59,650 --> 02:05:04,010
Unredeemable. Can we just risk it all
and find a way?

1870
02:05:04,710 --> 02:05:07,330
Can we accomplish the impossible?

1871
02:05:08,550 --> 02:05:11,170
Well, it's impossible to say.

1872
02:05:11,890 --> 02:05:17,870
But I have to believe inside the words
of us, there is some decency there.

1873
02:05:19,470 --> 02:05:25,810
I know that we can achieve something
miraculous if we go the day.

1874
02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:29,600
I am right, I say.

1875
02:05:30,620 --> 02:05:37,360
If we want to make some people, we'll
put out the name for one million.

1876
02:05:38,580 --> 02:05:40,580
And let's cry some bigger things.

1877
02:05:40,900 --> 02:05:44,720
Forget that, get out from me. Cause you
gotta be the best.

1878
02:06:30,990 --> 02:06:34,310
Okay, Mr. Ray Madison, elevators are
right down the hall, and here's the key

1879
02:06:34,310 --> 02:06:35,310
card to your suite.

1880
02:06:35,450 --> 02:06:36,228
Hang on.

1881
02:06:36,230 --> 02:06:39,010
Don't look left. Eyes on me. There's a
problem, and I will address it

1882
02:06:39,010 --> 02:06:40,310
immediately. Do not look left.

1883
02:06:40,710 --> 02:06:43,450
Oh, I'm going to murder a man in the
Grand Lobby.

1884
02:06:43,670 --> 02:06:44,670
Hmm?