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...privileged to count chief reporter
David Whitehead as a colleague.

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David has a very personal
connection to Southcliffe.

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He was born and grew up there.

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It's a place about which he cares
deeply

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and he knows many of those directly
involved in the recent tragic events.

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We go over to him now
live at the town centre

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for a unique perspective.

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I come from this place.

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A sleepy little English market town.

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People don't commit mass murder
in a town like this.

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Close-knit, law-abiding community.

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Uncomplicated souls...

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good folk...

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Anglo-Saxon England.

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That's what it says on your
television.

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Is that what you think you are?

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It isn't what I remember.

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It's not what I see now.

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'On behalf of
the Maritime and Coastguard Agency

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'at 12.05 on Monday
31st October 2011.

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'There are warnings of gales
in Shannon, Rockall, Malin,

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'Hebrides, Bailey, Faeroes
and South East Iceland.

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'The general synopsis at midnight...'

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What you got in there then?

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It's treasure.

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Can I take a look?

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'..The area forecast for the next
24 hours,

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'Viking, North Utsire, south-easterly
five to seven, rain or showers,

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'good, occasionally poor.

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'South Utsire, southerly four
or five,

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'backing south-easterly five or six,

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'moderate, occasionally poor...'

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I want my bag back.

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Yeah.

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I want my bag.

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'...part of their life
for many, many years to come.

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'This is a tool that will help them
become more comfortable with
electronics.

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'For Mom and Dad to feel secure that
it's a great learning tool for them

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'and the kids are gonna have some fun
at the same time.

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'Exactly.
I want to introduce you to Cassie...'

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Mr Morton!

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Mr Morton, are you there?

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Woman from the council
is looking for you.

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OK. Thanks, Miss Price.

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Urgent business, is it?

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Maybe.

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Our regiment has strong community
links with Southcliffe.

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On the war memorial are the names
of the departed who served before us.

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We must remember those soldiers
who lost their lives

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fighting on our behalf.

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Yet when you're out there,

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you sometimes don't feel you're
getting much respect from back home.

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But here, seeing this, it shows
people appreciate what we're doing.

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Welcome home, lads.

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♪..You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry

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♪ Don't you want me, baby?

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♪ Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh?

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♪ Don't you want me, baby?

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♪ Don't you want me, oh-oh-oh? ♪

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Cheers, mate.

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How did you get on out there?

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I know what it's like.
Been there myself.

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Right.

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Northern Ireland, Afghanistan.
Yeah?

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Well, you're the don, ain't you?

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I'm a what?

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D'you wanna take me home?
Eh?

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Lead the way.
I'm driving.

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I think that's probably best.

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Fuck off!

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Fuck off!

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I know, but I'm proud.

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I'm glad you are. Weird!

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I didn't put up any decorations
for you or anything

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cos I just thought you would've had
enough of all of it.

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No, I love it. Yeah?

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Yeah. It's home, innit?

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Yeah.

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I think you should go and take
a nice hot shower.

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'It's a river, I told you.

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'Paxman would have got this by now.
He would have done.

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'Do you think Paxman
would have sat next...?'

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I asked three fucking nurses
to help me with my back.

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Not one did it in the end.
Not one cleaned up my shit.

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Don't let 'em beast you, mate.

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We'll come through all right.

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They crash about with their trolleys
and stuff. Every bang sets me off.

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Nurse, we need some assistance
here, please.

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What's the problem?

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He needs painkillers.

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You've had your painkillers.

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Well, he needs more.

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The pain team will be back on
in a couple of hours.

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I'll make sure someone talks
to them then.

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A couple of hours?

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A word.

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They say my military career's over.

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That's bollocks.

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Now, you're going to rest up, get
fit and get out of this shithole.

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Back to fucking Helmand.

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All right, mate.

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He can't stay on this ward with
civilians.

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We don't have a military section.

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It's full of old people.

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Your friend's already on
the highest dosage of painkillers.

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You know, sometimes these things
can be more in the head.

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That's fucking outrageous.

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I used to dream of that.
Yeah?

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No, you're all right.
It's on the commander.

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Cheers, Jimmy.

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Chris.

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Stephen.

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Commander?

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Yeah, they use it as a joke.
They think it's funny.

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But they don't know, do they?

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Afghanistan, you said.
Special ops.

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No way. The regiment?

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Yeah, I was a lot fitter back then.

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I bet you've got some stories.

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Hmm.

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I was with Andy McNab and his boys
out in the Gulf.

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Gulf War? You're not old enough
for that, are you?

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Oh, I'm old enough, all right.

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You come through it OK then?

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Yeah, I did.

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Some didn't, though.

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Don't get it, do they, civilians?

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No.

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Not even your wife, really.

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Steady.

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No disrespect.

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You're right, though. They don't get
it. Best fun you can have, innit?

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It was... shit, obviously,
but combat...

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Ain't nothing like it.

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What are you going to do
with 38 days?

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This and that.

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Rest up, go nuts.

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You fancy a bit of basic training.

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You know, keep fit, that sort of
thing...

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let me know.

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I gotta go.

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Well, it was nice talking to you,
Christopher.

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All right, Stephen.

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Oh!
That's it, Mum.

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- Come on now.
- Claire?

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There we are.

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What's going on?
Hello, Stephen.

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There we are.

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What's wrong? Stephen...

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- No, you'll hurt her.
- Ow!

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It's fine, Stephen.

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Give over, Claire.
You're hurting her.

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Lean on me.

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Don't touch her hair.

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Why don't you get some fresh sheets?

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And a nightie.
Yeah.

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I feel like a dead pigeon.

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There you are, Mother.

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I met ten-year-old Latifah,

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who had made the dangerous journey
from Afghanistan alone.

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Her parents had paid a high price

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in the hope that she could find
a better life in the West.

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She's already tried more than ten
times to climb into lorries

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in her bid to get to England.

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I couldn't have asked for it better.

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If she was an actress,
she wouldn't have done it better.

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Yeah, yeah! Thank you, you beautiful
immigrant woman,

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with your real tears
and your real pain.

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Fuck you, CNN!

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Eh? Fuck John Simpson.

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Madge the Vag.

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Hello, John
Simpson's phone. Can I help, please?

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Ah, yeah.
I'll just see if he's free.

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Hey, give it here.

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Hey, Madge.

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Thank you. I know.

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Yeah, I know. Poor kids.

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Yeah, I was thinking maybe
we could do a follow-up

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and see about those kids
that didn't make it in.

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Yeah?

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Oh, well, have a think.

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All right, thanks again, Madge.

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OK, take care.

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She loves me!

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I should go.

186
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The world's a shitty place.

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You're just knackered, mate.

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You want one for the road?

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Christ, David.

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I'll get a cab.

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See you tomorrow.

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David?
You're on your way back, I guess.

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I watched the news.

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Well done, you.

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See you after you've decompressed.

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Bye now.

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It's beautiful up here.

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I did a lot of my training round
here.

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The SAS got a camp about three or
four mile down that road.

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Go see 'em if you want.

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Yeah, you could get us in now?

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A cup of tea, swap a few old stories.

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That'd be great.

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Get them to put you on isolation
training. See how you do.

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00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,540
You never know,
if you impress them...

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SAS?

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00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:53,655
I think... I think Lou might have
a few words to say about that.

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She doesn't need to know, does she?

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There you go, Mum.

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Mum?

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What do you reckon?

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I'm gonna have to drop the flue
liner down her, mate.

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00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,454
Yeah, really?
Yeah.

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00:19:42,455 --> 00:19:44,534
Yeah, it's gonna be messy.
She's an old chimney.

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How much is that gonna cost me?

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00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,299
I don't know. I'll ask around.

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00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,300
Yeah, you do that, Commander.

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00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,579
What's wrong with that baby?

219
00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:00,979
It's nothing. It's what they do.

220
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,980
Yeah?

221
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,819
You know the gate I fixed for you
a while back?

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00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:17,820
Yes, mate.

223
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:22,700
Oh! Right, yeah, course.
Sorry, I owe you...75, right?

224
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,859
Well, no. 100, you said.

225
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Did I? Yeah.

226
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OK then. 100.

227
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:34,899
I haven't got it on me
this minute, have I?

228
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,179
It's just I'm a bit short at the
moment.

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00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,539
Well, you want to cut back
on the wank mags, don't you?

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Wank mags?

231
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,739
I'll get it for this afternoon.

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00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:49,740
All right? I've got a few things
on my mind right now.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Course.

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00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,139
Excuse me. Where's...?

235
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,659
Where's Jamie?

236
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,660
Your friend was moved to
Queen Elizabeth's in
Birmingham last night.

237
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,659
Why? What happened?

238
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Do you want to sit down?
Look, just...

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00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,099
tell me what happened.

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There were complications.

241
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He was very badly hurt.

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Right.

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So Birmingham?

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He didn't make it.

245
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I'm so sorry.

246
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Fuck me!

247
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,539
Is it legal?

248
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:28,139
It is for me.

249
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:32,140
Rubber ammo. That's a single shot.
Have a bit of fun.

250
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,299
So where are the lads?

251
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,859
Something went off.

252
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:43,819
Something went off where?

253
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:46,419
Can't tell you that.

254
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,219
So what are we doing here then,
Commander?

255
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Selection training.
You wanna do it or not?

256
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:55,059
We're here.

257
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20 degrees north.

258
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:58,579
That's the kill house.

259
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,899
That's your target. Off you go.

260
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:04,900
You got 20 minutes.
I'll be the bad guy.

261
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,900
Fuckin' hell!

262
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:42,260
Ah!

263
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:55,940
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

264
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:02,939
Hey!

265
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,940
Come back! I've fucked my knee!

266
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:11,380
Steve!

267
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:39,660
Agh! Fuck!

268
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:25,300
Mate, you need help.

269
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:42,260
'...took just weeks
to eliminate the regime.'

270
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:47,860
'There were scenes of joy as the
Afghan opposition swept into Kabul.'

271
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,979
'They went into Helmand in 2006.'

272
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:08,980
'Afghanistan has cost 382 British
lives.' Babe, what are these?

273
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:13,899
'Some 2,750 from NATO countries in
total.'

274
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,739
Why are you going through my stuff?

275
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:18,579
Why didn't you tell me
you were taking them?

276
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:22,419
Just put them back
where you found 'em.

277
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,619
Babe...
Just put them back.

278
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:28,179
'There is widespread anger about
civilian casualties caused by NATO.'

279
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:29,579
Lou?

280
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:32,619
Don't you ever go looking through
my things again.

281
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:36,019
'...a target of these protesters'
anger.'

282
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:40,020
'So Afghan forces are being trained,
equipped'

283
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:42,516
'and massively increased in numbers.'

284
00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:56,214
Shit!

285
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:09,734
OK, you don't need your brolly up.
Come on - let's get you in the car.

286
00:34:05,134 --> 00:34:06,813
Killer's coming.

287
00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:09,733
He's all alone.

288
00:34:09,734 --> 00:34:12,213
His head down.

289
00:34:12,214 --> 00:34:16,214
All on his own.

290
00:34:17,574 --> 00:34:20,293
Watch your step.

291
00:34:20,294 --> 00:34:22,133
You can't cross.

292
00:34:22,134 --> 00:34:23,973
I said, you can't cross.

293
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:25,693
Your dad's a murderer.

294
00:34:25,694 --> 00:34:28,213
Killer! Your dad's a killer.

295
00:34:28,214 --> 00:34:32,214
Your dad's a murderer.
Your dad's a killer.

296
00:34:33,217 --> 00:34:34,737
Get off!

297
00:34:36,297 --> 00:34:40,297
Where's he going then?
He's a killer.

298
00:35:26,537 --> 00:35:29,376
'Part of the revenue is
passed to the company

299
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:32,496
'providing the service
to the receiver of the call.

300
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:36,497
'It's totally unacceptable
for an organisation...'

301
00:35:59,617 --> 00:36:01,576
All right, Christopher?

302
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:02,997
Yeah.

303
00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:07,018
This is my uncle. He's ex-SAS.

304
00:36:10,178 --> 00:36:13,817
22 Regiment. C Squadron.

305
00:36:13,818 --> 00:36:17,818
Uncle Alan fancies joining us
for training.

306
00:36:18,858 --> 00:36:22,057
Don't know what you're on about.

307
00:36:22,058 --> 00:36:26,058
22 SAS. You said that was
your outfit, didn't you?

308
00:36:27,058 --> 00:36:31,058
No-one called Stephen Morton ever
served in the regiment.

309
00:36:31,938 --> 00:36:35,297
Someone called Stephen Morton served
in the Royal Artillery.

310
00:36:35,298 --> 00:36:38,697
It was a long time ago.

311
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:42,337
But he failed SAS selection.

312
00:36:42,338 --> 00:36:46,338
You can pick up a lot of gossip
drinking tea with the lads on
exercises.

313
00:36:50,538 --> 00:36:52,657
No selection pass, no badge.

314
00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:56,537
No postings, no official duties.

315
00:36:56,538 --> 00:37:00,538
You're no SAS, mush.

316
00:37:03,658 --> 00:37:06,577
Come on then, Commander.

317
00:37:06,578 --> 00:37:10,578
Come on. What are you waiting for?

318
00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:31,458
See you later, Jimmy.

319
00:37:37,458 --> 00:37:39,337
Fucking look at him!

320
00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:41,617
Let's make that cunt sweat.

321
00:37:41,618 --> 00:37:45,618
Yeah, get up, you rabbit.

322
00:37:45,818 --> 00:37:49,818
This'll fucking teach him
to take the piss.

323
00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:51,458
Fucking hell!

324
00:37:53,418 --> 00:37:55,778
Fucking hell!

325
00:38:01,058 --> 00:38:03,538
Run, rabbit, run!

326
00:38:23,818 --> 00:38:26,297
You pick on my family.

327
00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:30,298
You're a fucking sand nigger.

328
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:36,978
Waiting, are you?

329
00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:41,818
You little fucking prick!

330
00:38:43,338 --> 00:38:46,177
Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit!

331
00:38:46,178 --> 00:38:48,857
All right, that's it, Al. He's
had enough. It's done.

332
00:38:48,858 --> 00:38:52,858
He's not had enough. He's not had
e-fucking-nough by a long chalk.

333
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:55,177
Now, Chris...

334
00:39:55,178 --> 00:39:57,097
None of this happened tonight, OK?

335
00:39:57,098 --> 00:39:59,057
OK.

336
00:39:59,058 --> 00:40:03,058
Good boy.

337
00:40:12,938 --> 00:40:14,297
Oh, hello.

338
00:40:14,298 --> 00:40:16,897
Here they are.

339
00:40:16,898 --> 00:40:18,737
We've been waiting for you.

340
00:40:18,738 --> 00:40:21,737
I can take my nephew for a
pint, can't I, sis?

341
00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:23,337
Yeah. Bringing him back is good.

342
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,697
Lou? Yeah, course. How are you?

343
00:40:25,698 --> 00:40:26,777
All right. Good.

344
00:40:26,778 --> 00:40:29,417
Sorry, sis. Sorry, girl.

345
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:31,777
What did you marry her for, Chris?

346
00:40:31,778 --> 00:40:35,097
All right?
You done all this for me?

347
00:40:35,098 --> 00:40:36,737
If you'd arrived on time.

348
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:38,777
I'm worth it though.

349
00:40:38,778 --> 00:40:40,497
Shall we get a drink? No drinks?

350
00:40:40,498 --> 00:40:41,817
Want one?

351
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,617
I'll have one. All right, lovely.

352
00:40:44,618 --> 00:40:48,618
You all right? Yeah.

353
00:42:00,378 --> 00:42:03,137
Claire?

354
00:42:03,138 --> 00:42:05,738
It's Stephen.

355
00:42:16,098 --> 00:42:20,098
I...need to speak to you.

356
00:44:17,178 --> 00:44:21,178
Close your eyes, Mum.

357
00:45:25,298 --> 00:45:28,057
'Now the shipping forecast
issued by the Met Office

358
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,337
'on behalf of the Maritime
and Coastguard Agency

359
00:45:31,338 --> 00:45:35,338
'at 05.05 on Wednesday
2nd November 2011.'