1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,880 A NETFLIX SERIES 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,320 It was in Amsterdam, 1989. 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,760 And this is Frank Stigter. 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,280 He's about to drive his brand-new Ferrari Testarossa into the water. 5 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:27,440 Frank used to say, "Turnover is profit and VAT is holiday pay." 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,800 And when he had made his first million, 7 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,080 he allowed himself to pick out a new car. 8 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:35,840 But he couldn't make up his mind between a Ferrari and a Porsche. 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,040 So, why not buy both? 10 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,200 On even days, he drove the Ferrari, on odd days, the Porsche. 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,000 Don't wait any more. 12 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,680 Frank was my boss and founder of Teledutch, 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,920 together with his younger brother, Ramon. 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,040 - Keep it going. - Also a millionaire. 15 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,640 Teledutch was the first company in the Netherlands 16 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,640 to start telephone sex lines. 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,520 Come for me! 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,800 Here, this is me. 19 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,040 Marly Salomon. 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,760 I'm actually quite the prude, myself. 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,400 Yeah, back then I was. 22 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,640 This was New Year's Eve, 1989, in the RoXY. 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,240 And the DJ over there is Mischa Brandt. 24 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,720 He was the boyfriend of Janna, my best friend. 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,760 By the way, this isn't Janna. 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,480 The blonde, that's Janna. 27 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,640 She gave me my first molly ever. 28 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,840 Eight, seven, six, 29 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,680 five, four, 30 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,200 three, two, one! 31 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,520 Hey, DJ! Music! 32 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:43,920 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,920 I swear, it was the best time of my life. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,600 The crisis of the '80s was behind us 35 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,080 and everyone at Teledutch was making loads of money. 36 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,320 So how come that Frank, the boss of this empire, 37 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,480 was about to throw it all away? 38 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,120 Things could only get better. 39 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,200 Right? 40 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:40,200 THREE YEARS EARLIER 41 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,760 Who could've thought that a story about telephone sex lines 42 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,840 would start with a prudish student from the drowsy Amsterdam suburbs? 43 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,240 I mean, look at this. 44 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,800 This is what we called dancing back then. 45 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,920 The most important thing was not to show you were having fun. 46 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,800 - I've got to go. - Already? We're having fun. 47 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,800 Hey, you know you can crash at my place. 48 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,360 There's going to be plenty of room in my bed tonight, I think. 49 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,320 No, my parents will worry. I've got to go. 50 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,760 A room is going to be available at ours 51 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,440 and you have to move in with us! 52 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,920 That would be so cool. 53 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,640 I can hear my mother already. "You have no business in that dirty city." 54 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,120 "You're staying right here. I'm feeding you, aren't I?" 55 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,280 They'll never pay for that. 56 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,400 Well, you can just find a job, right? 57 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,320 - Recording sex tapes. - Yeah. 58 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,240 That's 50 guilders. 15 minutes work. 59 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,800 Dirty talk isn't really my thing. 60 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,040 Marly, then you'll never have to catch the last bus again. 61 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,320 Fuck, my bus. 62 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,600 - This is what I'm talking about. - I've got to run. 63 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,080 - Bye. - Okay, see ya. 64 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,280 - Bye. - Bye. 65 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,680 - Hashish? - No thanks. 66 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,000 - Coke? - No thanks. 67 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,720 Yeah, Amsterdam as you know it didn't exist yet. 68 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,040 There were street hookers soliciting behind Centraal Station, 69 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,200 entire neighborhoods were crumbling, 70 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,000 coke was openly sold on Dam Square, 71 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,480 and if you couldn't find a home, you'd squat at a place. 72 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:46,000 Well, until the owner would send his thugs with baseball bats to kick you out. 73 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,760 But I lived in a suburb five kilometers away. 74 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,040 In a different universe. 75 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,960 Light years away from where the action was. 76 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,600 Did you have fun? 77 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,400 Dad, you don't have to wait up for me anymore. 78 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,240 I had a great time. 79 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,760 Good. 80 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,040 - Good night. - Sleep tight. 81 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,120 Dad? Do you think it's okay if... 82 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,640 I want to move out. 83 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,040 It's way more convenient if I move close to the university. 84 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,600 Then I can go home to study between lectures. 85 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,120 - How much is the rent? - Three hundred guilders. 86 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,320 - But I could get a job. - Yeah? What kind of job? 87 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,200 Maybe waitressing. Nothing special. 88 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,960 No waitressing. Out of the question. 89 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,960 I... 90 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,160 What is this filth doing in my house? 91 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,440 - My syllabus for the next trimester. - Yeah, so? 92 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,240 It's for my sexology class. 93 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,000 The purpose being? 94 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,440 As a therapist, you need to help people with sexual problems too. 95 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,520 She would have been better off studying law. 96 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,440 Marly wants to move out. 97 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,976 You have no business in that dirty city. 98 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,320 You're staying right here. I'm feeding you, aren't I? 99 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,080 II have to get my own place at some point. 100 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,840 No. Why? We never had our own place. 101 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,680 I could just move in with Janna and Eva, you know? 102 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,200 It's exactly what students do. I'll get a job to pay for it. 103 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:43,120 A job is good. If you want to be happy, you have to make a lot of money. 104 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,240 - But you're not moving out. - Bye, sweetheart. Bye, darling. 105 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,480 - But Mom, I... - No. 106 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,240 Right. 107 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:05,360 For many years, it was assumed that sexuality 108 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,920 stems from an innate instinct or drive. 109 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,600 The main reason being... 110 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,400 Sorry. 111 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,960 Well. You're late, miss. 112 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,160 Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. 113 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:26,400 My research into the male sexual organ just took a little longer. 114 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,080 I see. 115 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:34,440 My area of expertise requires a serious approach, young lady. 116 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,720 Please be seated. 117 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,720 Within the reproductive theory, lust is assumed to have... 118 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,720 Do you think he's ever had sex himself? 119 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,880 I've heard good things about men with beards. 120 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,360 You've heard good things? 121 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,920 ...the opinion is... 122 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,360 Ladies, is my lecture interrupting your conversation? 123 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,120 Not at all. We were just having a debate about the pros and cons of facial hair 124 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,760 while performing cunnilingus. 125 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:58,840 I see. 126 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,600 I would like to ask you and your neighbor to leave the auditorium. 127 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,080 - Me? - Yes. 128 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,280 Perhaps you should apply to drama school. 129 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,720 Yes. 130 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,600 By the way, I spoke to the landlord. The room is yours. 131 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,640 - You can move in next week. - Jan. 132 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,920 My mom won't let me, just like I told you. 133 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,800 And your mom decides? 134 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,200 How old are you anyway? 135 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,520 - She doesn't want to chip in. - You have a grant, don't you? 136 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,280 - Yes. - It's easy to make the extra money. 137 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,600 I don't know if I can. 138 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,560 That hard cock of yours slides inside me. And my... 139 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,240 My lips are getting so wet! 140 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,360 - I'm so wet! Take me! - Jan. 141 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,560 - Fuck me! - Jan! 142 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,600 Knock it off. 143 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,960 Think of it as an investment in your sex life. 144 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,800 What sex life? 145 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,040 Exactly, that's what I mean. 146 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,880 How are you ever going to take a guy back to your room 147 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,400 if you don't have a room? 148 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,560 You should at least give it a try. 149 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,200 It's just an average everyday office in the city center, nothing seedy. 150 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,280 Half an hour and you're out again with 50 guilders in your pocket. 151 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,320 Once or twice a week, and you're done. 152 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,640 So, there I was. 153 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,760 On the day that would change my life forever. 154 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,080 And not just mine. 155 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,080 - How does it look? - Fine. It's all set up. 156 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,520 Okay. Is my hair okay? 157 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,056 - His hair is okay, right? - Yeah. 158 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:34,960 Okay. 159 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,400 - Well, then I'll go... - Yup. 160 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,480 Good luck. 161 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Good. Hit me. 162 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,720 - What I... - Look. 163 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,720 In the end, it all comes down to libido. 164 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,480 Men are always up for sex. 165 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,720 It's a simple biological effect. It's one ovum a month versus 166 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,240 billions of sperm every single day raring to go and adventure. 167 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:08,360 Well, women simply can't keep up. So we, at Teledutch, 168 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,000 we provide a service that helps men 169 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,880 channel their sex drive. 170 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,640 What Frank is saying is complete bullshit. 171 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,160 Actually, there's no such thing as libido. 172 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,880 Janna, this is your cue. 173 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,880 "Libido" was invented by Freud. 174 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,840 But there's no research to show that there's such a thing 175 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,520 as pent-up lust which forces all men to hunt. 176 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,400 But hey, what can I say? 177 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,200 This is 1987. 178 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:37,120 It's a time when scientists still think that the clitoris 179 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,120 is the size of a little pea, 180 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,720 instead of the tip of a 181 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,520 gigantic pyramid. 182 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,400 It will be another seven years before Janna's groundbreaking doctorate research 183 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,880 will prove that physiologically, women are aroused just as easily as men. 184 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,880 However, men, from an early age, see that willy dangling 185 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,720 that at appropriate and inappropriate times hardens up. 186 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,800 So, what do you do? 187 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,800 You give it a tug. 188 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,560 Anita? 189 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,360 You can go to the studio. 190 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,800 Hi. 191 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,880 Sorry, I have an appointment. 192 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,040 Marly Salomon. Janna signed me up. 193 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,600 Take a seat on the bench. We'll call you. 194 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,320 Oh, um... 195 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,600 This is my first time here, so... 196 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,080 How exactly does this work? Shouldn't I audition first or something? 197 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160 You know how to talk? 198 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,280 - Yes. - Then you've got the job. 199 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,680 Okay, just take a seat and then wait until you hear your name. 200 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,840 Which one have you got? 201 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,800 Ah, the racing bike. I had that one last week. 202 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,160 Picture me on a racing bike. 203 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,520 - Do you have to read this word for word? - Don't worry. 204 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,160 You're allowed to improvise. 205 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,440 Drama school. She graduated on it. 206 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,640 But you have to moan, darling. That's important. 207 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,960 Can you? 208 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,240 - Just like that, yeah? - Yes. 209 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760 Yeah. 210 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,560 How do you explain the success of the sex lines? 211 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,320 Yeah, that's a very good question. 212 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,720 I would say it's anonymity. 213 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:50,880 A lot of men are still embarrassed to rent a video, buy a magazine, 214 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,720 but with us, there's no need to. You can simply call. 215 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,960 From your own home, your workplace, the toilet, whatever. 216 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,160 Anonymity fully guaranteed. 217 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,520 But the possibilities of commercial telecommunication 218 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,760 are endless. 219 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:12,000 Six months ago, Ramon Stigter was simply just another cable installer. 220 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,680 Some coffee? 221 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,680 A job which does have its perks. 222 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,800 I don't like coffee. 223 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,160 For many men, 224 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,720 the step to talking to a woman one on one live is simply far too big. 225 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,960 And it's more expensive and you receive a separate invoice. 226 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,280 While we just add the extra cost to your regular phone bill. 227 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,520 So nobody will notice. 228 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,240 But the possibilities 229 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,600 of commercial telecommunication are endless. 230 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,280 - Clever. - Right, Ramon? 231 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,160 Yeah, let's start the tour. 232 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:50,360 Yes, well, just one more question. Where did you get the idea? 233 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,240 Exactly. Shall we start with the tour? 234 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,920 Hi. Sorry. 235 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,400 Could I... 236 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,640 Could I perhaps have a different story? 237 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,640 I'm not so much into cycling. 238 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,200 Thanks. 239 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,560 - You can go to the studio. - Now? 240 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,960 Can't I maybe first... 241 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,440 Okay. 242 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,920 This is the epicenter. 243 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:34,880 The beating heart of Teledutch. Do you see all these red lights here? 244 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,560 They're all calling men. 245 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,320 But as you can see, we have room to grow. 246 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,920 Yeah. So the rate is 50 cents per minute 247 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,720 and you have 20 lines available 24 hours a day. You must be getting rich. 248 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,720 Not really because 90 percent of the revenue goes to the phone company. 249 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,840 And therefore, to every taxpayer. 250 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,320 So the Dutch wank for wealth. 251 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,440 - Okay, shall we move on? - Did you get that? I could just... 252 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,680 - The Dutch wank for wealth. - Frank, we move on. 253 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,600 - Yeah. - That's good, right? 254 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680 Well, Renee? 255 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,160 Move on? Okay. 256 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920 Good shit, right? 257 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,160 Frank, we were going to present ourselves as a professional telecom company. 258 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,240 - Ramon. - Yeah. 259 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,720 We want people to talk about us. 260 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600 Okay. 261 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,080 Okay, Marly. Whenever you're ready. 262 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,200 - Can I just start? - Sure. Go ahead. 263 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440 Sauna. 264 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,960 It's so quiet in the sauna. 265 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,680 Sweat drips down my neck and between my breasts. 266 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,560 I drop my towel and lie down. 267 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,960 I slide my hands down my body. 268 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,080 Yeah, Marly. 269 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,840 Let's do it again. 270 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880 Make it a bit 271 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,600 more sultry. 272 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,240 - Sultry? - A bit less dry. 273 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,400 A bit less dry. 274 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,200 - A bit less dry, yes. - Okay. 275 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,120 - Okay. - Yeah. 276 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,160 It's so quiet in the sauna. 277 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,400 Sweat... Sorry. 278 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,320 Can I do that again? Sorry. 279 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,480 It's so 280 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 quiet 281 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,000 in the sauna. 282 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,320 Sweat drips down my neck and between my breasts. 283 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,200 RECORDING IN PROGRESS 284 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,920 We're currently recording for the Horny Students Line. 285 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,560 That's quite a popular one. 286 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,920 Oh, yes. That feels so nice. 287 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,960 I bend over so you can come inside me with that hard rod... 288 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,520 Okay, well, that's pretty much it. 289 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,560 No. I want to show them upstairs. 290 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,560 - Yep. Come. - Okay. 291 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,640 Upstairs? 292 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,920 Yes, I'm coming. Are you coming too? 293 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,360 Squirt it all over my back. Come on. Oh, yeah. Come on. 294 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,920 Okay, Marly. You can stop now. 295 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,280 I think we've got it. Thank you. 296 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,160 UNUSABLE 297 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,360 So, downstairs is for recording stories, 298 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,240 but up here, it's the real deal. 299 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,320 Okay. 300 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,320 Come on. 301 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,520 Oh, yeah! Keep going! 302 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,240 Yes! 303 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 Oh, yes! 304 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,360 Yes! 305 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,720 What the fuck? 306 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,400 So, here we record our Orgy Line. 307 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,760 - The Orgy Line? - Johnny came up with it. 308 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,320 Johnny Santini was one of Frank's clubbing buddies 309 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,280 who had invested 10,000 guilders in the company 310 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,520 and owned 25 percent of the shares. 311 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,560 Johnny was the adopted son of Mario Santini, 312 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,200 of the famous Amsterdam Santini ice cream parlor. 313 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,800 In life, he followed his father's three golden rules. 314 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,520 Uno, la gelateria di inverno chiude... 315 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,520 One: you close in winter. 316 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,936 Due, in gelateria non si vendono... 317 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,600 Two: you don't sell sandwiches. And three: 318 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,320 Il gelato allo yogurt non esiste. 319 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,840 Bravo. 320 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,160 - Hey. - Hey. That face of yours. 321 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,200 Back then, there was really only one bar to be seen. 322 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,880 - Hey. - How you doing? 323 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,720 - Yeah, good to see you. - Yeah, super. Behave yourself, hey? 324 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,040 The Rijk café. 325 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,360 - Hey. - Hey. 326 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,320 The guys from Teledutch went there every day. 327 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,800 Tsjibbe. Hey. 328 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,880 Bring us an ice cold chablis, dude. We're celebrating. 329 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,480 - Yeah, you guys are always celebrating. - I know, yeah. 330 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,800 And let's have a dozen oysters with that. You won't believe what we just did. 331 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,840 Tsjibbe Veenstra, the owner, was the first one 332 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,800 to be offered the opportunity to invest in Teledutch six months earlier. 333 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,160 - Okay. - Yeah. 334 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,160 So I call one of those 06 lines. Then what? 335 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,520 You get to hear a tape recording of a woman's voice. 336 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,760 - And moaning... - And later I can order that chick? 337 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,280 No, it's only a tape. Get it? 338 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,840 It's an audio recording of people fucking. 339 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,760 Why would I want to listen to people fucking? I'd rather do it myself. 340 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,936 You're a bartender, Tsjibbe, you know what that means. 341 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,200 You can bone whenever you want. 342 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,560 Think about the regular guy. Why do people watch porn? 343 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,680 - Yeah. - Yeah? 344 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,480 Yeah, but at least there's something to see there. 345 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,680 Look, I'm not going to pay 50 cents a minute just to jerk myself off. 346 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,960 I can do that for free. 347 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,640 I think there's a shit load of men who would be turned on 348 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,120 by listening to a woman while they do it. 349 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,960 Right. 350 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,800 - Right. - Right? 351 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,240 But you won't be able to talk to her? 352 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,760 No. 'Cause all those men are listening to the same recording at the same time. 353 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,240 Get it, Tsjibbe. It's a goldmine. 354 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,880 Hey, you buy it now for 10,000 guilders and you get 25 percent of all the shares. 355 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,160 Within a month, you'll double it. I swear, dude. Do it for me. 356 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,720 Fucking dumb. 357 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,080 But this is nice too. 358 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,920 - Right. - You have a beautiful place. 359 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,440 - It'll still be here a year from now. - Hey, look at this. 360 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah. New watch? So what? 361 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,840 No. Look closer. See the second hand? Look. 362 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,720 - Ka-ching. - Yeah. 363 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,800 Another guilder. 364 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,320 - Another guilder. - Nice. 365 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,680 Actually not a bad idea, the Orgy Line. 366 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,760 - I think it's fucking dumb. - You have to admit, it was a great stunt. 367 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,760 The cameraman's trousers were about to explode. 368 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,640 We were supposed to present ourselves as a professional telecom company. 369 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,200 Not some second-rate whorehouse. 370 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,880 - It's called free publicity, Ramon. - Do you think the PTT would agree? 371 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,240 As long as they get 90 percent of our revenue, they won't complain. 372 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320 It's owned by the state, the PTT. 373 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,760 Meaning you can get away with a lot as long as they don't notice. 374 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,640 They might just pass our license on to a company owned by normal people. 375 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,720 I'll ask them to cut around it a bit. 376 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,640 Okay, thanks. 377 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,960 Not a chance, Frank. 378 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,880 That's Robine van Eeghen. She's not into bums like you. 379 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,120 Look who's talking. 380 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,920 I'm happily married. 381 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,000 ROXY DUMP STORE 382 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,440 Jan? 383 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,920 How much for this one? 384 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,560 - Just take it home. No one will notice. - Okay. 385 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,160 By the way, I'm still quite curious about Santa Claus' lectures. 386 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,880 Did you know that women 387 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,200 can get an orgasm purely through visual stimulation? 388 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,360 No comment. 389 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,160 You're such a prude. 390 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,200 I'm not a prude. 391 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,600 Okay, I told you, I'm a prude. 392 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,080 In summertime, everyone goes topless on the beach, but I don't. 393 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,880 Hello? 394 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,480 There's someone here. 395 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,920 Hello? 396 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,600 Hello. 397 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,400 Who is it? 398 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,320 I need some light. Could you please open the door? 399 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,680 It's not a door. 400 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,760 It's a closet. 401 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,960 - This is a vintage store. - Of course. 402 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,920 Hi. 403 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,080 I... Do you have a flashlight? 404 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,920 I want to check it out back here. 405 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,040 There are some flashlights on the shelf. 406 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,880 - How did you get there? - Through the window. 407 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,240 That's called breaking and entering. 408 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,640 The place is empty. 409 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,720 Are you going to squat it? 410 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,960 Maybe. Depends. 411 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,480 Hi. 412 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,040 Hi. 413 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,400 Thanks. I'll bring it back right away. 414 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,080 Holy crap. Wow. 415 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,520 Holy shit. 416 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,840 Whoa. 417 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,200 Look at this. 418 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,400 Well, the universe is definitely trying to tell you something. 419 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480 Like what? 420 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,200 "One hour of Tyrolian sex fun"? 421 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,080 Yes. Found it. 422 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,000 Whoa. 423 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,800 Welcome in club RoXY. You're the first visitors. 424 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,280 What is club RoXY? 425 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,000 The hottest nightclub in Amsterdam. 426 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,600 Mischa was a DJ when that was a meaningless job 427 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,280 that paid next to nothing. 428 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,120 He'd been dreaming of his own club for years 429 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,360 to spice up Amsterdam's nightlife. 430 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,600 And this abandoned sex movie theater was exactly what he was looking for. 431 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,360 O, Franz. No, don't touch me. 432 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,520 Heidi, your breasts are so big. 433 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,840 Oh yes, Franz. 434 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,640 Mar, it's your turn. 435 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,800 No, not my thing. 436 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,280 Franzi. 437 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,840 What is "dick" in German? 438 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,440 - Tail. - Tail. 439 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,160 Franz Schwanz. 440 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,680 Where is your tail? I can't see him. 441 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760 I'm going. 442 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,920 I need your cock. Where is... 443 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,040 Shouldn't you leave too? 444 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,560 - They might loot the shop. - So what? It's filled with old junk. 445 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,000 Heidi. 446 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,720 Franzi. 447 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,480 Er ist versteckt. 448 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,760 Okay, tschüß. 449 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,960 - Tschüß. - Tschüß. Heidi. 450 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,360 - O, Franz. Franzi. - Steh auf, bitte. 451 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,760 Franzi Schwanzi. 452 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,320 It wasn't just that bizarre porn movie that made me clamp up. 453 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,040 It happened all the time, whenever I met a nice guy. 454 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,520 O, Franzi. 455 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,080 Why couldn't I be as easy going as Janna? 456 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,080 HALL 457 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,520 Where's Janna? 458 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,960 Sleeping. 459 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,280 She was up all night with some DJ. 460 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,680 You really don't want to know how loud they were. 461 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,480 And I'm not just talking about the music. 462 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,640 - Good morning, everyone. - Good morning. 463 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,720 Who is that? 464 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,680 What do we see here? 465 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,120 A cunt. 466 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,360 Exactly. A cunt. 467 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,320 One thing is extremely important in sexology, 468 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,760 and that's calling things by their name. 469 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,800 My name is Leon DeWolff. I'm replacing Professor Van Beuren, 470 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,560 who, for personal reasons, won't be teaching this trimester. 471 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,240 I surely wouldn't mind teaching him a sexology lesson. 472 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,000 Why is a subject that's such a natural part of our lives 473 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,520 surrounded with so much shame? 474 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,560 Nobody had ever told me about sex. 475 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,440 Why we do it, 476 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,560 why we long for it, 477 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,920 and why it's so difficult to talk about it. 478 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 SEXUALITY 479 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,880 The subject had been kept away from me as if it was harmful. 480 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,120 SEX 481 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:48,040 And according to my mother, it served only one purpose: procreation. 482 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:53,240 So Ramon is giving her this CD player. That's so unromantic. 483 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,360 He's basically giving himself a present. 484 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,800 - Yeah. - Just give Natasja something she likes. 485 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,600 Earrings or a weekend in Paris, whatever. 486 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,160 Now Ramon is asking us to give her CDs 487 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:10,080 but I wonder if he expects us to buy new CDs for her 488 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,240 or that we replace what they already have on record? 489 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,200 I mean, will they keep using their record player? 490 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,240 No, don't come yet, darling. 491 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,480 - This isn't the right position. - Yeah. 492 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,040 You bought that Prince CD, didn't you? 493 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,360 What if we add tickets to his Antwerp concert? 494 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,240 And then we could make a fun weekend of it with the four of us. 495 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,040 I mean, it's not like the money is an issue anymore, right? 496 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,760 - Oh, that was good. - That's great, honey. 497 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,200 Oh, fuck. 498 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,160 - What's with the gymnastics? - I don't want it to leak out. 499 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,440 Did they say anything about your speed? 500 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,040 - Who? - At the clinic. 501 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,440 On Anouk's orders, Frank had gone to the fertility clinic 502 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,520 to be tested. 503 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,560 Not that he was gagging to be a father. That was more her obsession. 504 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,480 Mr. Caan? 505 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,600 Room three. 506 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,120 Frank was obsessed with something completely different. 507 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,320 His whole life had been one long quest for success. 508 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,520 SNEAKERS 40% SNEAKERS 50% 509 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,960 He started out in the sneaker business. 510 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,600 Then followed the Lolo ball. 511 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,960 BUY ONE GET FIVE 512 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,880 But the Video2000 recorder from Philips was going to be the next big thing. 513 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,200 ...simply the best video recorder there is. 514 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,920 But this boy has a special feature: this symbol here. See? 515 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,240 DTF. Stands for Dynamic Track Following. 516 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,360 That means that if you pause or you fast forward, 517 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,200 you won't get those annoying stripes that you get with VHS and Betamax. 518 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,856 I can see you're not convinced. I'll give you ten percent discount 519 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,880 and I'll add two Video2000 tapes for free. 520 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,720 Do they release porn in that format? 521 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600 Porn? 522 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,776 As of today, Phillips has stopped production 523 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,720 of its Video2000 recorder, 524 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,520 which means that VHS has won the battle of the video formats. 525 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,880 Mr. Stigter? 526 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,960 Mr. Stigter? 527 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,840 Yeah, that's me. 528 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920 Room one. 529 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,800 NAME: FRANK STIGTER 530 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,600 PTT STARTS PAY LINES 531 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:52,160 PTT STARTS TELEPHONE PAY LINES 532 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,560 The idea that would finally make him a fortune was born. 533 00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,480 No luck? 534 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,600 Well, why don't you get some decent equipment first? 535 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,760 What did they say about your sperm? 536 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,880 Best sperm in the world. They never saw anything like it. 537 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,000 I even got a request from the sperm bank 538 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,400 to become a donor. 539 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Frank. 540 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,000 It was okay. Yeah, just... 541 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,440 It's all fine. 542 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,760 Hey. Get over here. 543 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400 Hi. 544 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,360 - Hey. - Hello. 545 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,080 Yeah. How are you doing? 546 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,360 - Okay? - Yeah, great. 547 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,880 - Everything okay? - Very nice. 548 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,576 - How are those sneakers, man? - So great. 549 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,360 - What a great night. - I want to find sugar. 550 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,080 Just go play soccer outside, yeah? 551 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,320 - It's very sweet of you. - Yeah? 552 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,560 Ramon, look. 553 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,240 - Another CD. - Yeah. Haha. 554 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,840 - Very sweet, thank you. - You're welcome. 555 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,560 - Grab a drink. - I will. Speak to you later. 556 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,160 - Hello. - Hey. 557 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,600 - Hi. - Happy birthday. 558 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,960 - Thank you. - Darling. 559 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,640 - Thank you. - Hey, why don't you come to your auntie? 560 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,680 - Go and see Auntie Anouk. - Oh, you've grown. 561 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,160 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 562 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,800 - Thank you. - Here you go. 563 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,600 Well. What could this be? Ramon. 564 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,320 Look at this. Right? 565 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,400 Hey. 566 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,320 Nice. 567 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,840 You guys are out of your minds. 568 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,240 How lovely is that? 569 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,800 Is that from you? You're so sweet. 570 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,040 Thank you. Thank you so much. 571 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,640 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 572 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,120 - Congrats, man. - Yeah, thanks. 573 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,120 Hey, great. 574 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200 Chardonnay? 575 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,840 No, I'll take some juice. 576 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,720 No. I'm ovulating today. 577 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,200 So that's why you were here so late. 578 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,720 Enjoy while you can. 579 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,920 Once you have kids yourself, it's impossible to get into the mood. 580 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,320 I hope so. 581 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,840 Jesus man, I'm nervous. 582 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,560 - Oh, yeah, right. - Shall we switch it on in a minute? 583 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,480 Don't want to miss it. 584 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,280 - Everything alright with you and Ramon? - Sure. Absolutely. 585 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,680 Everything's hunky dory. 586 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,840 - Why? Aren't you? - No, we're fine, sure. 587 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,080 I just get funny ideas and all with the business and... 588 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,800 I know it's all fake, but they're always around those girls. 589 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,560 That's the least of my concerns. 590 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,960 Ramon only gets excited by things with a plug attached. 591 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,480 I... 592 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,920 I'm gonna be on TV. 593 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,240 Not on Natasja's birthday, Frank. I'll record it. 594 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,096 - What are you talking about? - I'll record it. 595 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,400 No, of course we'll watch it. 596 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,160 In the Netherlands, telephone sex is up and coming... 597 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,456 That's a good one. 598 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,480 Newspapers are running daily ads... 599 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,400 I'm on next. 600 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,040 ...phone numbers for special sex lines. And their number is ever increasing. 601 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,120 These 06 lines, as they are known, 602 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,200 have been red hot from the go. 603 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,280 Ah, I'm coming! 604 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,360 In the end, it all comes down to libido. 605 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,160 Men are always up for sex. 606 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,080 It's a simple biological fact. It's one ovum a month versus 607 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,160 billions of sperm. Women simply can't keep up. 608 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,160 'Cause 90 percent of the revenue goes to the phone company. 609 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,720 - Here it comes. - And therefore to every taxpayer. 610 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,240 So, the Dutch wank for wealth. 611 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,640 Right? 612 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,080 Yeah, that's a good one. 613 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,920 So, downstairs is for recording stories, 614 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,880 but up here, it's the real deal. 615 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,960 Yeah. 616 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,880 Yeah. 617 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,000 The Netherlands is the first country 618 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,680 where paid sex lines are gathering fuel. 619 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,320 Which is a great way for the diligent student 620 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,200 to earn some extra cash. 621 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:34,680 Thanks. 622 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,640 Great, Frank. The whole town must have seen this. 623 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,040 Are you sure about that? 624 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,960 You said there wasn't any real sex there! 625 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,960 Cut it out. The recording was a prank by Johnny. 626 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,800 - There is no Orgy Line. It's all fake. - So where did those women come from? 627 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,560 Honey, I don't even know those chicks. 628 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,040 No one has sex at the office. And even if they did, 629 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,200 we're doing it so much I wouldn't even be able to darling. 630 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,440 Come on, that's really expensive. 631 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,080 Surely not as expensive as Natasja's bracelet! 632 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,840 And now it's enough, Goddamn it! 633 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,760 Now it's enough. 634 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,200 Anouk. You've really got to stop this. 635 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,240 Hey. Natas and I is ages ago. 636 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,080 - No, you still want her back. - Baby, Poekie, no. 637 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,400 - You do. - I want you. Hey. 638 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,760 I only want you. 639 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,160 Come. 640 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040 Hey. 641 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,640 Look at you. I only want you. 642 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,240 Make a baby? 643 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,600 ♪ What shall we do With the drunken sailor? ♪ 644 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,600 ♪ What shall we do With the drunken sailor? ♪ 645 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680 ♪ What shall we do With the drunken sailor? ♪ 646 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,640 ♪ Early in the morning ♪ 647 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,840 - ♪ Hooray and up she rises ♪ - Good evening, ladies. 648 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,360 DANCING AT JANSEN 649 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,760 Hey. Sorry, but I don't think you can stay over tonight. 650 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,560 Yeah, this is "house." 651 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,320 This is totally going to be the bang, says Mischa. 652 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,640 Nah. No way. 653 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,720 Hey, DJ. What kind of crap is this? 654 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,080 Okay, let's get out of here. 655 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,240 Well, I kind of like it. 656 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,280 - I'm sorry, what? - Yeah, I like it. 657 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,520 No... 658 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,720 Alright. 659 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,560 - Great party, right? - Yeah, super great. 660 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,360 Can you hear that? 661 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,160 Crystal clear. Not a single scratch. 662 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,000 Hey. Sorry. 663 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,160 I'll buy you a real present tomorrow, okay? 664 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,560 - Sure. - Yeah. Really. 665 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,800 What did you have in mind? 666 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,200 Such a nice CD player needs a nice set of speakers. 667 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,720 No. 668 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,640 No. 669 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:30,240 No. 670 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,280 You're going to buy me something tomorrow that doesn't have a plug attached to it. 671 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,360 And no batteries either. 672 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,760 Not even penlight batteries? 673 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,280 No. I want a weekend away. 674 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,040 With you, in a luxury hotel 675 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,640 and no kids. 676 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,880 Sounds more like a good present for me. 677 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:56,160 No. I'm going to be working you really hard. 678 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,720 Ah, Natasja. 679 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,240 I hope you're proud of yourself. 680 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,960 You scared me to death. 681 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,920 What's up? I told you I was going dancing, didn't I? 682 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 I really thought I'd raised a decent girl. 683 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,560 Shame on you. You're a disgrace. 684 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,480 - What's wrong? - Grandma called. "Is that our Marly?" 685 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,680 - Everyone has seen it. - What? 686 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,896 And my work, have you thought about that? 687 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,040 - What have they seen? - I need to show my face again 688 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,600 - at City Hall on Monday. - I'm going crazy. What did I do, Ma? 689 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,320 - You were on TV. - On TV? 690 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,776 - Why would I be on TV? - There's no denying it. 691 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,200 I saw it with my own eyes. Everyone has seen it. 692 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,280 Recording smutty tapes. 693 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,880 Is that the example I set you? 694 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,680 How was that on TV? 695 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,400 Ma, I was there only once. I hated it. 696 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,080 If that's the way you want to provide for yourself, 697 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,000 you can better pack your things. 698 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,520 Joyce. 699 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,800 - What? - You said you were eager to move out. 700 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,040 Well, go. 701 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,320 I don't want to see you here anymore. 702 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,560 Pa? 703 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280 Daddy. 704 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,720 - Stigter. - Frank, it's Ronnie. 705 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,960 All the lines are down. 706 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:48,920 The lines are down? 707 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,600 Well, all the lights are out and I can't phone in to any of the lines. 708 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,520 The PTT has cut us off. 709 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,880 Cut off? What do you mean? 710 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,480 In the Netherlands, telephone sex is up and coming. 711 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,040 Newspapers are running ads on a daily basis 712 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,080 with phone numbers for special sex lines 713 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,800 and their number is ever increasing. 714 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,760 On the night of the broadcast, the sex line success was so overwhelming 715 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,640 that the telephone network was overloaded. 716 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:28,440 Even the fire brigade emergency number couldn't be reached. 717 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,960 And so it happened that in the Port of Rotterdam, 718 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,720 a small fire in a brand-new submarine 719 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:45,440 turned into an inferno with a total damage of 225 million guilders. 720 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,600 And all because that night, 721 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,520 countless men were wanking on the phone to sex lines. 722 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:55,280 As a result, Teledutch lines were taken down with immediate effect. 723 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,960 What do I care about that stupid submarine, man? 724 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,760 Have you ever heard of glasnost and perestroika? 725 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,400 The Cold War is over. Capitalism is winning. 726 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,040 But only if we make a lot of money. Lots of money! 727 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,720 It wasn't quite how I had imagined it, 728 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,520 but, finally, my new life in the big city was about to begin. 729 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,200 - Hey. - I'm looking for a room. 730 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,880 Teledutch was down the drain 731 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,520 and as far as I was concerned, that was the end of my involvement with them. 732 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,760 Good afternoon. This is Anouk Stigter. 733 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,120 A few months ago, my husband had his sperm tested at your clinic 734 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,240 and I have a question about the results. 735 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,200 - What was the name, please? - Stigter. Frank Stigter. 736 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,160 - One moment, please. - That's okay, take your time. 737 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,520 But as Frank was soon to find out, 738 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,480 a person's life can be turned around with one simple phone call. 739 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,120 Madam, we have no data on Mr. Stigter's semen. 740 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,680 What do you mean, no data? 741 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,720 He did come in, but he didn't leave anything behind. 742 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,760 Yes. 743 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,400 That's so good. 744 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,160 That's so hard. 745 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,920 Deeper. 746 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,320 Yes. 747 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,160 I'm coming. 748 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,040 Yeah! Yes! 749 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,040 That's so good. 750 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,320 I'm coming. 751 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,120 Oh, that's so good.