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It's unbelievable.

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I never, ever, let my family
go without anything.

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Sometimes I wasn't there because
I couldn't be, but even then,

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I made sure everything was taken care of,
so I wasn't missed.

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I never even cheated, guys.

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Maybe in my mind, but, you know…
But the kids always had everything.

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They ask for a lot.
"Dad, I want to take this class."

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"I want a drone." "I want a tablet."

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I give them what they want.
I keep going. For God's sake.

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Then your phone rings.
"It's about a donation."

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I don't know what I'm donating.
It's all automatic.

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It's important that you understand
that if I'm not a good guy,

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if I'm not a good father,

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if I'm not a good husband,
then the concept of "good" is wrong.

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Oh! Water!

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So it's important that you all understand,
in my defense,

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that what I'm going through is very hard.

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WELCOME

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DADDY'S IN TROUBLE

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{\an8}2 WEEKS EARLIER…

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That's great. That is so great.

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{\an8}-Morning, pancake. How are you?
-Morning, honey.

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Excuse me, sir, I'm sorry to bother you.

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-Keep an eye on the sandwiches.
-Yep.

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It's your kids' snack.

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Super easy. Green light comes on, ready.

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-Okay, honey.
-Okay?

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Mom, you're so annoying!
You turn the AC off every day.

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-It's so hot.
-Mom, where's my drone?

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-I saw it near my closet.
-No. The drone flew away.

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Nobody knows where it is.
It's breakfast time.

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You're raising your daughter, right?

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-Tom Tom is awake.
-Hi, sweetie. Good morning.

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Good morning. No good morning for me?

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-Morning, Mom.
-Great.

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We don't have another thing.
Sandwiches. Daddy let them burn.

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Honey, I'm busy.

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I can't do everything at once,
for God's sake.

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-Mom, we're out of granola.
-Hold on.

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The cheese is watery from the fridge.

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-Hold on.
-Mom, the butter's too hard.

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Hold on.

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Since you're my lawyer and you're here,
can you help me with this contract?

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I need to get this straight before work.

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It's 146, 147, 148. And Clauses 3 and 1.
I'm not understanding the text.

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I want to be sharp for work.

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-Can you help me with this contract?
-What?

48
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Come on, it's a huge company,
you can ask a lawyer to help you.

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Yeah, Vicente could help,
but who needs Vicente

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when I have the best lawyer
in town here at home?

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-Former lawyer.
-Once a lawyer, always a lawyer.

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-There are tricky parts. I think it--
-My dear, let me tell you something.

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Every second I'm late,
the traffic gets worse.

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If you took the kids to school,
you'd know, but that's not the case.

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Let Mommy see, turn around. Look, it's…

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-It will improve.
-Found it.

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I can't help you right now!

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I have to do her hair. God.

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-Mommy will try again.
-I won't forget this, okay?

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It will be prettier this time.

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Let's go! We're late!

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-Seriously, not now.
-But…

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I can't believe it. Good morning, Simone!

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-Mr. Fred is still here?
-He is. Listen.

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I went to the market yesterday.
I bought chayote, zucchini…

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Sweet potatoes were terrible.
Let's make broccoli rice today?

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Let's go, guys!

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-Let's go. That's it.
-Good morning!

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-Let's go to school. You'll go with João.
-Oh, Tom Tom!

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-Bye, Simone.
-I'll take the kids to school. Let's go.

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Simone, excuse me. Did you get hurt?
You're limping. What happened?

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No, it's just that one of my legs
is shorter than the other.

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-Since when?
-Since I was born.

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Do you know
what they have at school today?

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The day of…

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Fred, Simone has been with us
for seven years.

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Just so you know.
You missed the limping for seven years.

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See? I need your help.
I can't understand this contract.

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-Hurry, give it to me.
-Thanks.

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Let's go.

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-Everyone have their seatbelts on?
-Yeah.

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-Let's go.
-Let's go.

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Bye, Daddy. Bye.

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-Kisses, Daddy.
-Bye.

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Let's go.

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{\an8}WELCOME!
RABBIT HOME CENTER - ENTRANCE

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{\an8}MANAGEMENT

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Hey.

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Jerk.

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Go away. I have nothing to say to you.

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In Cambridge?

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He speaks English, French,
all at the same time.

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Jerk.

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-Morning.
-Morning.

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-Morning, Mr. Fred.
-Morning, Beth.

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The coffee's terrible.
I messed it up today.

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Great. You say "good morning,"
and take out the good.

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Just drink it fast
because the Board's coming.

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That's great.

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<i>…don't miss out on our exclusive deals.</i>

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These things make me so mad, you know?

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We'll deal with it.

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Matheus.

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{\an8}HUMAN RESOURCES

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Of course my toilet can be art.
It depends on…

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-Morning, Fred.
-Morning.

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-Morning, Mr. Pontes.
-Morning.

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Morning, Dante. Glad to see you here.
Everything okay?

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Fred, Matheus has
something to show you. Please.

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A cleaning staff employee was caught
on the security cameras.

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What did she steal?

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Wing screws. Three of them.

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-Three boxes?
-No.

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-Three screws.
-Oh, okay.

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I thought…

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We have a delicate situation on our hands.

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Someone steals,
but they steal three items.

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-Yeah.
-What do you do with this person?

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What do you do?

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Petty theft, nothing major, right?
You can't…

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It's complicated. I think, to be fair,
we should issue a warning.

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-Yes.
-We make an example of her.

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For the company as a whole…

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-No?
-Maybe.

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What do you mean?

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A warning? Today, it's three wing screws,

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tomorrow it's an armed robbery.

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-Robbery?
-Yes, that's true.

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-Is it?
-It is.

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It is. No, of course it is.

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He's absolutely right.
And we have to lead by example.

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We have to lead by example.
Here's what I propose.

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A three-day suspension
so she can think about it.

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-Sure.
-Right?

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Three days. One for each screw.

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I feel like you're downplaying
the offense, Fred.

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-Maybe.
-Me?

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-Yes.
-No…

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I actually thought three days per screw.

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You didn't let me finish
my train of thought.

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Three days for each screw.

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So, nine. Let's call it ten.

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Yes. Makes sense.

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In my opinion,

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that lady should pay
for the entire stock of screws.

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Hey.

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Look.

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I agree.

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Guys, come on. Enough is enough!

150
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,942
Let's be rational here. 'Cause…
I'm noticing something very common.

151
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Emotion's overtaking reason.
Enough, guys. I say we fire the lady now.

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No, I agree. I agree.
We can't let reason be clouded by emotion.

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-Exactly.
-Very good. Very good, Fred.

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The termination paperwork's here.
Sign it, let's get this done.

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I don't have my pen, because I…

156
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Use mine.

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Matheus.

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-That was heavy.
-What the hell?

159
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-That was unnecessary.
-At least it's two-for-one beers Tuesday.

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-Nice.
-I want both.

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I'll ask for one, get two,
and drink them, no sharing.

162
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-What? Why so selfish?
-Selfish?

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Look what I'm going through,
what Dante does to me.

164
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-He's like a soap opera villain.
-No, Mr. Pontes is--

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-He's more of a suck-up.
-So there are two villains.

166
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,579
-Two nuisances in my life.
-Yes.

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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,457
Jesus. Good thing
it's two-for-one Tuesday,

168
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,918
because we really need and deserve it.

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Yeah. You'll go home seeing double.

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-To us.
-To our choices.

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-And loved ones.
-To loved ones.

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Yeah. Thanks, Marconi.
I appreciate it, buddy.

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Being an adult sucks, man.

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And we thought it would be easier. Right?

175
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Roberta is the lucky one.
She's there smelling them…

176
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You know? That's luck.

177
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,487
Clarice! I already told you to stop that.

178
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,989
Mom, João is breaking our TV deal.

179
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I asked for five minutes, Mom.
Could you stop being so annoying?

180
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,705
-I'm hungry, Mom.
-Me too.

181
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I'm only one person,
taking care of your brother.

182
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-Where's Dad?
-He could bring pizza.

183
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,087
Oh, but today's Tuesday,
and Dad's partying.

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He won't be home until ten.

185
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-No.
-Give me the remote, João!

186
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,554
-Give me five minutes!
-Give it to me!

187
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,056
-I'm the oldest.
-You wouldn't give me five minutes.

188
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,143
Speaking of things we're thinking about…

189
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,022
His face is just like yours,
but it's better on him.

190
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,161
10:08 PM

191
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,913
Found it!

192
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,962
-Let's call the kids?
-Stop it, man.

193
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,783
Can I ask who let you stay up this late?

194
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,075
Even Tom Tom's awake.

195
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:09,038
He just fell asleep, and God help you
if you wake him up. Turn off the TV now.

196
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,791
João's playing the guitar
and you're not saying anything.

197
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,834
Because this scolding is for you.

198
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:17,630
João's scolding is being prepared
and will come his way soon.

199
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,465
Enough. Stop with the guitar.

200
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,551
God, Mom, can't you see I'm playing?

201
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,262
-I wanted to watch TV!
-I had the remote!

202
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,223
-I wanted!
-If I don't ask for--

203
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,183
Enough!

204
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,352
That's it!

205
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,896
No more zombies! No more guitar!

206
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,066
No more anything!
It's over, it's the Apocalypse!

207
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,736
I'll personally bring the Apocalypse
to this house! Enough!

208
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,279
What's going on, honey?

209
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,824
This isn't the Roberta I know.

210
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:49,870
Fred, you just witnessed a scene
which is hard to defend myself for.

211
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,414
Mommy's credibility
has taken a bit of a hit.

212
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:57,419
But if you had seen
the moments that led up to this,

213
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,921
you would understand.

214
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,464
But you didn't.

215
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,217
Because you weren't at home.
You were at the bar.

216
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,553
Living your best life with your bro.

217
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,596
So you didn't see it, right?

218
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,849
-Single mom.
-Honey, the kids.

219
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,268
Kids, go upstairs for a bit,
Mommy wants to talk

220
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,061
to Daddy about grown-up stuff.

221
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,896
Yes, go, Mommy wants to talk to Daddy.

222
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,108
-That was crazy.
-Just go.

223
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,027
Nicely done, huh, Roberta?

224
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,073
You wash your hands of it
and blame it all on the father?

225
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,200
You're the one washing your hands.

226
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,703
-Me?
-You weren't home, you went to the bar.

227
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:31,871
And vanished.

228
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,555
-Found it!
-Oh, Matheus, thank you.

229
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,682
-I'll throw it!
-Let me tell you.

230
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,517
Everything's wonderful, the barbecue…

231
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,187
But I need your help, everyone's help.
This barbecue needs to save my marriage.

232
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,982
Roberta hasn't looked me
in the eye since Tuesday.

233
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,110
So you got two-for-one beers
and two-for-one scoldings.

234
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,195
I wish it was only two-for-one.

235
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,325
I got five-for-one scoldings, one per kid,
plus one for Roberta.

236
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,493
So things are complicated, rough.

237
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,537
I had an idea. Maybe you could…

238
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,582
When we're eating,
you could talk me up a bit.

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00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:20,920
Praise me for making the barbecue…
Compliment me a little bit, all right?

240
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,630
-I'll improvise.
-Thanks.

241
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,590
If you forget, I'll give a signal.

242
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,550
-What?
-This is the signal.

243
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,802
-Be more discreet. That's it.
-Okay.

244
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:33,557
Who came up with the barbecue idea?
I'm so mad I'm about to become a vegan.

245
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,560
For us to meet up.
You needed to see your little sis.

246
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,980
"Little sister."
I loved the "little" part.

247
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:44,234
'Cause usually the little sister
is the younger sister.

248
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,611
Which is me, right?

249
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:49,865
Honey, I'm over 40, you're over 40.
None of us is young anymore.

250
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,160
But I just turned over 40, all right?

251
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:56,538
When I look back, I can see my 30s
right there. I can touch them.

252
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,042
-Hold it!
-Clarice! Stop with that ball now!

253
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:04,296
You don't see anything, Roberta.
Only diapers, pacifiers, school supplies.

254
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,715
Where's the Roberta
who wanted a tribal tattoo?

255
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,550
-Remember her?
-Geez.

256
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,427
-Do you remember?
-No. Please.

257
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,055
Thank God you didn't do it. Jesus Christ.

258
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,141
Honestly, it's a shame I didn't do it.

259
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,270
I should've done it, you know?
Like, a really bad tattoo.

260
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:24,024
A flower on my groin.
To have a mark on my body.

261
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,027
Telling a story
of a woman who just went for it.

262
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,571
That lived life. Who did crazy things.

263
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,991
-Love it.
-Oh my God!

264
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,993
-What?
-There's no flour for the <i>farofa</i>.

265
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,578
Shit, I almost died here, Roberta.

266
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,290
Bianca, honey. Come eat a chicken heart.
Daddy saved it.

267
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,917
Can I sleep at Fernanda's?

268
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,877
-Tonight?
-Yeah.

269
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,630
But, honey, it's Daddy's night.

270
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,132
-Please.
-You have a game.

271
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,050
No. You'll stay with Daddy.

272
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,511
You have to eat so you can
crush it in the game tomorrow.

273
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,014
-Yeah, Clacla, wait for Bianca.
-Honey?

274
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,432
Got you!

275
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,810
-Hey!
-Clarice, you're such a cheat, dude.

276
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,437
-I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

277
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,688
I'm not.

278
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,606
Who has the ball, you or us?

279
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,495
Thank God! Thank you, Lord!

280
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,583
Everyone's gonna stuff their faces
with farofa today. That's it.

281
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,710
Guaranteed constipation.

282
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,171
Isn't it? Mommy found it…

283
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,758
-What's that, Matheus?
-Stop!

284
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,386
-Now. Let's go.
-I'm starting to feel it!

285
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,513
-Let's go!
-Feeling it, Matheus.

286
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,475
-Let's go!
-That's it!

287
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,979
Use the space. Watch Mr. Cruise over here.

288
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,815
-Give me the ball! Give it to me!
-No, I'm…

289
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,859
-Give it to me!
-No!

290
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,403
The meat is burning, man!

291
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,281
Fred! Fred, watch the girls!

292
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,742
They could explode, he wouldn't see it.

293
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:59,328
I'm going to go to Salvador
to do some interviews for my thesis.

294
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,873
-Really? Amazing!
-Yeah, and I'll spend a few days there.

295
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,542
Salvador is everything! You should come.

296
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,878
-Can you imagine?
-Can you imagine?

297
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,755
I would love that.

298
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,717
Oh, there's juice on Mommy's leg.

299
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,137
How could I? Tell me, Renata.

300
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,931
Tell me how I could do that.

301
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:22,559
Tom Tom's adjusting to daycare this week.

302
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,311
Oh my God, there's so much juice.

303
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,938
-Give me the ball!
-No!

304
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,481
Give me the ball.

305
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,066
So much juice.

306
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,735
But Tom Tom has a father, right?

307
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,070
Work it!

308
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,365
Or does the Constitution say
the mom's responsible for daycare?

309
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,579
Clarice!

310
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,582
-I told Clarice to stop with the ball.
-Ouch, Mom!

311
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,167
Didn't I?

312
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,961
-I did.
-Mom, ouch!

313
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,505
No one listens. You know what I wanted?

314
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,674
Let them. Right? Just let them.

315
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,551
-Throw the ball. Go.
-Mom!

316
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,138
Mom, Dad's asking
if you're going to set the table.

317
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,597
What?

318
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,309
Guys, wait a second.

319
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:08,397
I heard Bianca is in the tennis
championship finals. Is that it?

320
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,110
We are, right?
Because I'm always right there with her.

321
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,988
If my daughter's dream is to be
a tennis player, it's my dream too.

322
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,030
Right?

323
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:17,948
Right.

324
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,542
He wants to say something.

325
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:33,297
Excuse me, I'd like to ask for a round
of applause to our barbecue chef!

326
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,590
-Me?
-Yeah.

327
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,136
Fred, I don't say so
as you're my best friend,

328
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:43,640
but it was very nice of you
to make this barbecue for our families.

329
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:48,228
-Thanks for letting me to be a part of it.
-Thanks for your words, my friend.

330
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,980
I didn't do anything at all.

331
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:54,693
I mean, obviously, everything I do
is for my wonderful family.

332
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,445
A round of applause!

333
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,493
And applause for the person
who bought the meat, made the salad,

334
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,955
set the table, takes care of the children.
No applause?

335
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,541
Of course.
A round of applause for Roberta.

336
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,460
Of course.

337
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,255
Are you that ungrateful?

338
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,883
Let's give Mom a round of applause.
Come on!

339
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,677
More emphasis.

340
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,556
The older sister
won't applaud her little sister?

341
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,350
Seriously.

342
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:30,312
Wow, I always forget
that Aunt Renata is the oldest.

343
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,649
-Doesn't seem like it.
-Is she? Really? That's bizarre.

344
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,151
You want a chicken heart, honey?

345
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,487
Take a chicken heart.
It's delicious, honey.

346
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,280
<i>It's delicious, honey.</i>

347
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,461
Honey, there are little capybaras
doing water aerobics.

348
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,630
Geez, you have to see it.

349
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,260
Yay!

350
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,845
Go over there. To your side.

351
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,015
Honey, my side's your side,
and your side's my side.

352
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,350
Come on.

353
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,602
-You smell good.
-That's great, huh?

354
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,854
At least our scent doesn't age.

355
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:17,609
A person can be 109 years old,
but their perfume will still smell great.

356
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:22,114
-What are you talking about?
-I'm 42 years old.

357
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,950
But I look worn out. I look 109 years old.

358
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,786
But then again,
I take care of five children.

359
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,538
-How would I look?
-You're beautiful.

360
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,456
Wait, "five"? We have four children.

361
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,834
You're the fifth.
You can't do anything yourself.

362
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,585
-Me? Give me an example.
-Mm-hmm.

363
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,214
Honey, where's my towel?

364
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,217
Honey, didn't you buy butter?

365
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,929
Roberta, have you seen my salmon shirt?

366
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,723
It's like I have five children.

367
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:51,310
You think asking for help's bad?
It's a sign of humility.

368
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,936
To say, "I can't do this alone."

369
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,815
Honey, you have experience in the house.
You know the rhythm. I won't mess with it.

370
00:21:56,898 --> 00:22:00,152
-You're joking?
-Betinha, you're overreacting, honey.

371
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:04,865
-Your life's just like any other mom's.
-Other moms are exhausted, overwhelmed.

372
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,950
Especially without a supportive husband.

373
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,369
I can't believe
you're saying I don't help.

374
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,830
Don't I feed Tom Tom when you ask me to?

375
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,749
Really, it's not about helping.

376
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,417
It's sharing the workload.

377
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,920
Doing what needs to be done
without me having to ask!

378
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,257
I won't argue. Know why?
You don't know what I go through.

379
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,634
You don't know what I go through at work.

380
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,096
Honestly, I think it's a privilege
you get the opportunity

381
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,932
to spend your days at home

382
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,310
with the most important thing
in life, our kids.

383
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,604
So, I said what I wanted.

384
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,564
That's it. I'd love to be in your shoes.

385
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,857
-Oh, really?
-Really.

386
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:41,109
Swear on your children's health?

387
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,322
Think carefully before you answer.

388
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,033
I swear.

389
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:51,453
Roberta, I can't believe
you're doing something so crazy.

390
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,830
Didn't you want to be in my shoes?

391
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,999
-This is your chance.
-It's bad timing.

392
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,667
I'm trying for a promotion.

393
00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,795
-Dante won't get off my back.
-Ten days, Fred.

394
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,339
Really.
You wanted to be in my shoes so bad,

395
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,884
enjoying your family
and those beautiful children of yours.

396
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:09,846
-So here's your chance.
-You're only thinking about yourself.

397
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,516
Not about your children,
who are so nervous about this.

398
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,935
Tom Tom can't process mom's absence.

399
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,397
Guys, like I said,
Mommy's going on a trip.

400
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,774
Good for you, Mom. I wish I could go.

401
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,818
Yeah, Mom, go. Go have fun.

402
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,570
-Thank you, sweethearts.
-Mommy.

403
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,579
Dad!

404
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,166
She'll listen to you. She will.
Go on, honey.

405
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,462
Tell Mommy what you were
so nervously telling Daddy.

406
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,257
-What, honey?
-We're nervous about staying with Dad.

407
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,341
No!

408
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:50,262
Not about staying with Dad.
Staying with Dad's wonderful.

409
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:53,056
They're really nervous
to be without Mommy.

410
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,683
-Isn't that right?
-I messed up.

411
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,019
-You're afraid of the unknown?
-What "unknown," honey?

412
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,815
-It's my children, my house…
-Great. So come with me real quick.

413
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:04,693
It's all here.

414
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:08,822
Tuesdays, Thursdays, Clarice's jazz dance.
Malu has urban dance on Wednesdays.

415
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,741
João and Malu have swimming classes
on Mondays and Wednesdays.

416
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,494
Clacla has swimming classes
on Wednesdays and Fridays.

417
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,204
-Cool.
-And I'm adding you

418
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:20,333
to Clarice's swimming group,
João's swimming group,

419
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,961
and Malu's swimming group right now.

420
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:27,174
Don't worry. Jazz and urban dance
have only one group for the whole studio.

421
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,592
I'll add you to it too.

422
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,554
Oh, and I'll add you to the school group.

423
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,765
There's just one group
for all the parents.

424
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,101
-You'll love it. I'm adding you.
-Great.

425
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,062
Don't post stuff
on politics, soccer, or jokes.

426
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,482
They have enough to talk about all day.

427
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,816
No need to innovate.

428
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,364
What is this? Roberta?

429
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,324
NEW CHLORINE BRAND?

430
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,700
THAT GIRL WHO BITES OTHER KIDS

431
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,368
FERNANDA GOT OUT OF JAZZ 10 MINUTES EARLY

432
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,328
Roberta?

433
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,705
Guys, ten days will fly by.

434
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,916
And Salvador is so close.

435
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,419
Everything will be fine.
Listen to your dad.

436
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,754
-I love you.
-Honey…

437
00:25:07,797 --> 00:25:10,300
Mommy loves you. Bye. Be good, okay?

438
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:14,137
-Have fun, Mom.
-Don't forget to bring us presents.

439
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,180
Go nuts, Mom.

440
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,015
Don't go nuts, okay, honey?

441
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:19,059
Come back in one piece, God.

442
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,520
Bye.

443
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,357
-Bye.
-Bye. Mommy loves you.

444
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,817
Mommy…

445
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:31,071
-Let's play. I'll start.
-I'm in.

446
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:32,364
Dear Lord.

447
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:40,830
Just a second.

448
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,750
For the love of God, man.

449
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,628
I abandoned my children, Renata.

450
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,965
-Oh my God, ten days. I'm a monster.
-No, you're not.

451
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,592
I only think of myself. I'm so tired.

452
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,887
I only think about how tired I am,
and that's selfish.

453
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,681
They're kids. Go back, sir.

454
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,182
-Don't go back.
-I won't.

455
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,184
-My chest hurts.
-Calm down.

456
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,228
-I don't wanna go.
-It's fine.

457
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,398
It's only ten days, relax.
They're happy for you.

458
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,275
Did you hear this baby crying?

459
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,568
Is it Tom Tom?

460
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,777
-It's Tom Tom.
-Roberta…

461
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,904
He must be thinking,
"Why'd Mommy leave me?"

462
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:17,492
We're in the car, going to the airport.
There's no baby here. Right, sir?

463
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,119
-No baby.
-It's a sign.

464
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,371
It's Tom Tom.
Mothers have superhuman hearing.

465
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,290
You wouldn't know, you haven't lived it.

466
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,375
-It's not Tom Tom.
-I have a little one.

467
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:29,504
It's not Tom Tom. And even if it is,
he has a father and three siblings.

468
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,299
-He even has Simone.
-He has Simone.

469
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:35,093
-No one's going to die.
-He has Simone. Thanks.

470
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:37,596
-No one will die.
-We'll have fun, right?

471
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,473
-It'll be great!
-It will be good, right?

472
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,685
-Yes, it'll be good, great.
-We'll have a piña colada!

473
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,312
What have I done?!

474
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,441
<i>How could I ever live</i>

475
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:54,487
<i>Without your, without your</i>
<i>Without your company?</i>

476
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,532
Son, I've sung this 86 times.
How about in English?

477
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,121
Nobody can stand two hours
47 minutes to put a kid to bed,

478
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,707
adding two plus seven is nine…
that's a lot of time.

479
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,302
Honey, it's late.
Turn that off and let's go to bed.

480
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:20,305
{\an8}Dad, are you sure we'll survive
without Mom?

481
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,264
Yes.

482
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,601
Let's go to bed.

483
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,575
My sweethearts.
Beautiful kids, good morning.

484
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,827
-It's not!
-We missed first period.

485
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,621
How irresponsible of you!

486
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,040
-Why didn't you get up?
-No one turned the AC off.

487
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,418
Let's go, guys. Let's go.

488
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:09,938
Everything's under control.

489
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:13,316
You'll have a delicious breakfast
made by Daddy, who loves you very much.

490
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,152
We're about to miss second period.

491
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,113
Hey, leave it. Shut up.

492
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,908
Sweethearts, if you thought
you'd miss Mommy's delicious food,

493
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,618
look what you're getting.

494
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,246
-No. What is this?
-Daddy's delicious food.

495
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,872
Look at all these options.

496
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,584
This is good, guys.
So delicious! How is it, honey?

497
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,296
What kind of cheese is this?

498
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:39,008
-No. Too much fried food.
-You always ask to go to the US.

499
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:39,926
Fried food?

500
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:43,388
That's all they eat in the US, honey.
You can't complain.

501
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:46,266
It's hard to do things in a rush,
but this is delicious.

502
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,853
Everyone needs to eat well
to get to school strong, healthy,

503
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,896
to learn a lot of wonderful things.

504
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,024
-Eat some grapes.
-Dad, put some butter on my bread.

505
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:58,069
Don't you have a mom, honey?
I mean, don't you have hands?

506
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:01,114
This has nothing to do with mothers.
I meant hands!

507
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:03,366
Spread the butter
with your own hands, okay?

508
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,661
Wow, Dad, this breakfast is delicious.

509
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,247
You really surprised me.

510
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,750
The thing is, there's only enough for me.

511
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,626
-We need more.
-Next time, you help me.

512
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,336
-Come on.
-You can have mine.

513
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,046
I don't want this, it's disgusting.

514
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,924
Malu, I won't let you say
the food's disgusting.

515
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:24,679
You do all kinds of disgusting things.
Who wants delicious eggs made by Daddy?

516
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,849
-Damn it, Clarice, come on!
-No, wait. Malu, no.

517
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,310
-Stop!
-Girls, stop it right now.

518
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:31,603
-Don't burp.
-Ew!

519
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,897
-Good one, João! Burp!
-Do not burp.

520
00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:37,484
-Burp!
-Burp!

521
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,695
Do not-- Do not burp!

522
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,281
Are you trying to drive me crazy?

523
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:48,077
It's only breakfast. Everyone's going
to school on an empty stomach!

524
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,830
With your clothes all dirty!
I don't even care.

525
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,540
Don't like what I said and did?

526
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,878
I don't care, because I've had enough!
I've had enough!

527
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,838
-Mr. Fred?
-Simone!

528
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,089
Is everything okay?

529
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,634
Everything's great.

530
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,805
My credibility as a father
has taken a bit of a hit.

531
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,517
But you didn't see the moments
that led up to this.

532
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,560
It's only the first day.

533
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,230
-Let's go, Dad!
-Let's go, Dad, we're late.

534
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,564
Okay! Calm down.

535
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,192
This kid won't stop pooping!

536
00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:22,153
I don't understand anything he says.
Simone, how are you?

537
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:26,491
I know you work three times a week,
but could you come for ten straight days?

538
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:28,243
It's for the kids, mostly.

539
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,790
-All right, Mr. Fred.
-Thank you so much.

540
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:34,749
-Let's go.
-Yes.

541
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,376
-Yes!
-Come here, son.

542
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,545
-Here's Tom Tom's mango.
-Mango!

543
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:39,629
Thank you.

544
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,549
-I don't understand you.
-Bye, my dear.

545
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,681
-I missed two classes.
-You didn't miss anything.

546
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,225
You got to spend time
with your family, your siblings.

547
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:54,894
Eating mango, everyone's happy.
What was the class?

548
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,063
-Geography.
-Geography?

549
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,774
Geography is mango, it's land, it's <i>miome</i>.

550
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:00,859
Biome!

551
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:02,610
See? I don't even remember.

552
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,071
If you're not gonna be a geographer,
you don't need…

553
00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:08,741
Thanks. You don't need Geography.
Son, wet wipes, please.

554
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,202
I had two Portuguese classes,
which I missed.

555
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,996
We're speaking Portuguese now.

556
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,956
You didn't miss it. Do you understand me?

557
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,125
We're communicating
perfectly in Portuguese,

558
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,418
so you know Portuguese.

559
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:19,961
Wet wipes. He's all dirty.

560
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,796
-What class did Clacla have?
-English.

561
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,632
English? But-- Wet wipes.
No one learns English in school.

562
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,010
You didn't enroll us in an English course

563
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:29,596
because you said
we were already learning at school.

564
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,180
-Did I say that?
-Yes.

565
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,225
No, that's for later.
We'll learn English at another time.

566
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,019
I don't understand you, okay?

567
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:37,896
I don't understand you, honey.

568
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,732
-Wet wipes, João!
-I'm looking, Dad, they're not here!

569
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,775
-How?
-You didn't put them here.

570
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,236
-If you had, they would be here.
-No wipes. Let's go?

571
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,655
-Let's go!
-Let's go. Finally.

572
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,865
Help me with him.

573
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,172
Oh, sweethearts.

574
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,467
-Have a nice day.
-Dad, why did you stop here?

575
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:09,510
What do you mean? It's your school.

576
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,889
We don't go here anymore,
we switched schools last year.

577
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,108
<i>The frog won't wash his feet</i>

578
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:27,111
<i>He won't wash them</i>
<i>Because he doesn't want to</i>

579
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,323
<i>He lives down by the little pond</i>

580
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,242
<i>He won't wash his feet</i>
<i>Because he doesn't want to</i>

581
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:36,454
<i>What a stinky smell!</i>

582
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:40,375
<i>Little butterfly's in the kitchen</i>

583
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:44,629
<i>Making chocolates for her godmother</i>

584
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:48,383
<i>Poti, poti</i>
<i>Wooden leg</i>

585
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:52,679
<i>Glass eye</i>
<i>And a woodpecker's beak, beak, beak…</i>

586
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,222
Now, really fast.

587
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,515
Just a second.

588
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,184
It's the same song, but faster.

589
00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,853
<i>Making chocolates for her godmother</i>

590
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,564
<i>Poti, poti</i>
<i>Wooden leg…</i>

591
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,899
It's the same song.

592
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,111
<i>My love told me…</i>

593
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,362
Son, say goodbye to Dad.

594
00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:13,825
<i>That the flower of the field is rosemary…</i>

595
00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:17,078
-Very good!
-He's settled in.

596
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:18,955
He's great, right, son?

597
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,418
Can you stay a little longer?

598
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:28,715
<i>Rosemary, golden rosemary</i>

599
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:32,719
<i>That grew in the field</i>
<i>Without ever being sown</i>

600
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,346
It was completely unexpected, guys.

601
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,849
And since I had
a few vacation days I needed to take,

602
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:40,309
it all worked out,
because she really had to go.

603
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:43,187
And it's only ten days, right?
Ten days fly by.

604
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,481
But it's the opening week
for the new branch.

605
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:46,816
-True.
-Not a good time.

606
00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,486
It's family, guys.
We do anything for family.

607
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,196
Speaking of family, Pontes,

608
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,699
how is that wonderful wife of yours, uh…

609
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,701
-Ivone.
-Ivone, wonderful Ivone.

610
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,412
I asked Roberta to bring back some gifts.

611
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,955
No, there's no need.

612
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,999
Stop it, Pontes, don't be like that.

613
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,668
Who doesn't love
those little <i>cocadas </i>from Bahia?

614
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,879
I asked her to bring 10, 15, 20 of them.

615
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:09,630
-Who doesn't love them?
-A diabetic?

616
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:14,260
I really wanted to thank you
for the doctor you recommended.

617
00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:15,887
My wife is very happy with him.

618
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,014
No worries, Mr. Pontes, I'm happy to help.

619
00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:21,517
Speaking of gifts,
my wife is going to New York.

620
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:26,272
She can bring back some perfume,
a purse, a real gift.

621
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:28,024
-No, there's no need.
-Yes.

622
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,444
And don't worry,
this trip was already planned,

623
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:32,695
I won't miss any work.

624
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:35,615
There's no need. Nonsense.

625
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,497
SWIMMING CLASS 1
SWIMMING CLASS 2

626
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,123
What's the need to connect human beings?

627
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,000
STUDENTS' PARENTS GROUP
DANCE CLASSES - PARENTS

628
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,794
Humans hate each other.
I'll mute everything.

629
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:56,969
Quiet, turn it off.

630
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,744
God, my thigh.
You should've done it, okay?

631
00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,579
-No way.
-You'll regret it.

632
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,248
Everyone's looking.

633
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:27,875
Yeah, because you're such a tourist.

634
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,419
-No, it's pretty. Everyone loves it.
-I just met her.

635
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,923
-Everyone's looking.
-You're not like me. I'm a local.

636
00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,508
People think I'm a local.

637
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:38,678
-Wow, she's a-- Sure, she's a local.
-What are you doing?

638
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:39,595
Calling Fred?

639
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,680
No.

640
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,473
Calling my informant.

641
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:47,770
<i>Hi, Ms. Roberta.</i>

642
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:51,107
Simone! Simone, my love, I miss you.

643
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:52,692
How was the first day? Tell me.

644
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:53,860
Terrible.

645
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,069
Great!

646
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,571
What happened? I want details.

647
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,030
Who did what? What happened?

648
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,241
Mr. Fred ran me over.

649
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,535
I know, honey. He does that.

650
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,453
He doesn't give us a chance.

651
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:08,207
-He just gets in our way. I know that.
-No, Ms. Roberta.

652
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,584
You don't understand.

653
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,460
He ran me over with his car.

654
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,171
He hit me with his car.

655
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,797
-My God.
-<i>I went to the hospital.</i>

656
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:17,383
Simone, are you okay?

657
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,552
Well, I'm here, resting.

658
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:22,221
I won't be able to go on for a week.
I just can't.

659
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,765
-Of course.
<i>-But look, if you want,</i>

660
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:28,102
I can send my niece to help Mr. Fred.

661
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:32,607
And if I were you, I would want that,
because things are not good over there.

662
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,110
Really? Things are not good.

663
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,112
My niece is excellent.

664
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,406
"Excellent" is a bit much, Simone.

665
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:42,408
Yeah. That's not what I'm looking for.

666
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,578
She'd do everything
while Fred sits back and relaxes?

667
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:46,495
No, thank you.

668
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,874
To be honest,
there's nothing excellent about her.

669
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:53,711
<i>She's never worked in a family home,</i>
<i>can't keep a job,</i>

670
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,423
<i>she came here to try her luck</i>
<i>and now here she is, living off me.</i>

671
00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,258
That's what I call excellent.

672
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,135
Love it. Great résumé.

673
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,137
Go ahead and send her to my house.

674
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,890
<i>I'm really glad I found a job for her.</i>

675
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,644
<i>And she can give Mr. Fred</i>
<i>a little help, right?</i>

676
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:13,773
A little. I mean a little.
I don't want her doing everything for him.

677
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,441
Don't worry. It's a deal.

678
00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,944
-Bye, get well soon.
-<i>Okay, bye.</i>

679
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,111
Look…

680
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,446
She's gone.

681
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:23,366
-Fred ran over Simone.
-Huh?

682
00:37:23,449 --> 00:37:24,450
Come on!

683
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:30,581
Good job, honey.

684
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:37,380
-What do you want?
-I don't get what he's saying.

685
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,340
Red, right? Red.

686
00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:41,968
Guys, please, give me a break.

687
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,970
Please, take a breath, stop running.

688
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:44,971
Guys, please.

689
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,306
You keep leaving
your clothes all over the house.

690
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,474
-Dad.
-Yes, honey.

691
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:50,017
Where's my birth certificate?

692
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,602
Oh my God. Is that a challenge?

693
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,813
How am I supposed to know that?

694
00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:56,482
Well, you're my father.
Why don't you know?

695
00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:59,694
Dads need to know everything?
Why do you need it?

696
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:02,405
I want to know what time I was born
to make my birth chart.

697
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,284
-You were born at 9 p.m.
-You're making that up.

698
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,245
-No one is born on the dot like that.
-You were, honey.

699
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,414
The doctor was great.
Had a big beard. He said,

700
00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:14,208
"Congratulations,
your daughter is extremely punctual."

701
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,876
And you still are. That's it.

702
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,421
I can't believe it, Dad.
You're making fun of me.

703
00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:19,547
Absolutely.

704
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,883
And please stop leaving all this stuff
around the house.

705
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,553
-That's not mine.
-It's not? Huh.

706
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:26,554
Malu…

707
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,309
Weird.

708
00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:37,857
João. Look at all these clothes.

709
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:39,775
-Give me that.
-Huh?

710
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,489
What is this?

711
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,200
-I was studying with a friend.
-What friend?

712
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,872
Clacla! What are you holding,
for God's sake?

713
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:54,957
What is this? What is this, kids?

714
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,709
Go away, cockroach!

715
00:38:56,792 --> 00:38:59,795
What is this? These children are insane!

716
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,380
What is this, guys?

717
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:06,260
Pedro, wait! This is bug spray, guys.

718
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,262
My eye! Jesus.

719
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,389
-What is it?
-Who just walked by?

720
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,349
-No one.
-What?

721
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,184
-You shouldn't even be here.
-What?

722
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,436
I'm the owner of the house
with roach spray in my face.

723
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,563
Shouldn't I be in my own house, man?

724
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:23,569
Look. Urban dances for Malu,
pick up Clacla from swimming with Enzo.

725
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,072
So neither you nor they
should be here now.

726
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,823
I picked up Clacla and Enzo.

727
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,784
And Malu's dance class?

728
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,118
No. Clacla?

729
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,037
No. Clacla, Enzo…

730
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,498
Stop it. You're going to get that
all over the house.

731
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:37,958
-My name's Natan.
-Yes, his name's Natan.

732
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,796
Where's Enzo?

733
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:44,840
Where's Enzo?

734
00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,473
Enzo! Oh my God.

735
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,893
Oh my God. I'm sorry.

736
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,397
Uncle Fred. Nice to meet you.
I'm not your uncle.

737
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,359
Kids call grown-ups "uncles,"
but I'm not your uncle, or family.

738
00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,152
Just to be clear. You look great.

739
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,697
Listen, this is very important.
Forget all that trauma stuff.

740
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:12,785
Parents are the ones who traumatize kids.
"But he abandoned me." No! I didn't.

741
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,328
To be an abandonment,

742
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,164
it has to come
from an actual parent, okay?

743
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,051
God.

744
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:34,807
Jesus.

745
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:38,185
Jesus.

746
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,072
My love.

747
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:53,701
I miss you.

748
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,544
Oh my God.

749
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,339
Wait. Just a second, hey!

750
00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:10,718
For the love-- Hello?

751
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,180
Wait a minute, you crazy beast!

752
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,222
Go away!

753
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:19,351
What is this?

754
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,937
-Hey, son.
-That's embarrassing.

755
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,439
Using Clacla's goggles?

756
00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:28,736
-Shouldn't you sleep for class tomorrow?
-No. We don't go to school tomorrow, Dad.

757
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:30,154
But why?

758
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,448
Sweetie, it's important.

759
00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:35,493
I thought whoever didn't go
could stay at school.

760
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:39,872
Isn't it wrong to leave
a bunch of kids at home all day?

761
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:43,250
Give them a multiplication table.
Make them draw, or something.

762
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,752
-Mr. Fred, right?
-Fred.

763
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:49,006
Mr. Fred, listen, almost 100%
of the students went on the field trip.

764
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,759
You decided not to go.

765
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,261
-Why didn't you want to go?
-You wouldn't let us.

766
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,346
-I wouldn't?
-Yes.

767
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,223
-But why?
-It's too expensive.

768
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,641
Expensive? No.

769
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:01,477
Can I pay with Pix? I can pay right now.

770
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,395
Now it's too late, Mr. Fred.

771
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,774
For the love of God, take these kids.
They're wonderful, they're tame.

772
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,692
Give him a melon, he'll be happy.

773
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:12,196
They don't even need to study.
They can chase a rabbit or something!

774
00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:14,156
Let's do an-- Let's play at school?

775
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,158
-Mr. Fred.
-He wants to play at school.

776
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:19,703
Unfortunately,
there's nothing I can do to help you.

777
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,586
Guys, here's the deal.

778
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,380
Dad had a wonderful idea.

779
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,340
Let's take a beautiful family picture.

780
00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:33,259
So society can see

781
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:36,387
what a modern and woke father I am,
spending time with my family,

782
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,223
taking care of you, the house,
and that I love you.

783
00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,016
You're a modern father now?

784
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,311
Let's take a picture, come on.
Come on, Malu.

785
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:48,732
Please, honey. It'll be beautiful.
Look at all these beautiful people.

786
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,401
Look, Tom Tom. Everybody smile.

787
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,819
One, two, three…

788
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,406
I'll post it right away. Wait.

789
00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:57,116
Malu, you look so grumpy.

790
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,994
-I'll put an emoji over your face.
-Do what you want!

791
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,121
What…

792
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:07,626
Mommy's calling. Let's talk to Mommy.

793
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,878
Everyone sit down, Mommy's calling.

794
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,299
Oh my God. Let's answer Mommy.

795
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,883
Everybody.

796
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:20,389
-Hi, Mommy!
-<i>Hi, honey! Hi, everyone!</i>

797
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:24,184
Tom Tom! Oh, Mommy loves you.

798
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:28,355
Mommy loves you. Hi, Joãozinho, Clacla.

799
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,732
Where's Malu?

800
00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:32,401
<i>Honey, Malu is in such a bad mood.</i>

801
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:36,614
<i>Psychology should study her bad mood.</i>
<i>But everything's okay, wonderful.</i>

802
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,865
And the house?

803
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,700
How is it? Is it still standing?

804
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,036
It's wonderful. Right, guys?

805
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,329
<i>-Of course.</i>
<i>-Yeah.</i>

806
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:45,164
<i>Hey, Roberta.</i>

807
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:47,249
Why's the camera so close to your face?

808
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:50,294
We can't see Bahia.
Where's Bahia? This is weird.

809
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,631
-We want to see Bahia.
-<i>Honey, I have a surprise.</i>

810
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,382
What do you mean, surprise?

811
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,468
-No!
-No, we don't want any surprises.

812
00:43:57,551 --> 00:44:00,721
-What is it?
-<i>Mommy did something crazy.</i>

813
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,264
What did you do? Tom Tom's here.

814
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,725
I got a hair wrap!

815
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:07,102
<i>What do you mean?</i>

816
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:10,105
Guys, Daddy needs to have
a private conversation with Mommy.

817
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,816
We'll talk later. Everything's fine.

818
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,071
What, Roberta?
What wrap are you talking about?

819
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,615
Isn't it great? And do you know
what else I got?

820
00:44:19,698 --> 00:44:21,283
A tattoo.

821
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:24,662
A tribal tattoo in a place
I can't reach to show you now.

822
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,580
<i>But I'll show you later, you'll love it.</i>

823
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,083
A tribal tattoo?
What else are you doing down there?

824
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,502
Is there something going on?
You're acting weird.

825
00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:32,544
What's up, Fred?

826
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:35,756
-It's henna, it comes off.
<i>-When? When you come back?</i>

827
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:38,258
<i>What else are you doing</i>
<i>I don't know about?</i>

828
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:41,178
Listen, those kids
don't even give me time to breathe,

829
00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:43,847
I couldn't even cheat on you
in my thoughts.

830
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:46,934
-What is going on?
-So? Let's go to Praia do Forte?

831
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:49,895
-Let's go to Praia do Forte!
-Are you on the phone?

832
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,188
-Yeah.
-Hi, Fred!

833
00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:53,148
Rê is saying hi.

834
00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:57,444
<i>I have to go. My battery's about to die,</i>
<i>so I might be hard to reach.</i>

835
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,113
Hard to reach? Honey, listen.

836
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,407
There are faithful women,
unfaithful women,

837
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,993
and women with no battery on their phones,
headed to Praia do Forte,

838
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:08,455
with a lot of hair wraps
around their body, and a new tattoo.

839
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,916
Oh my God.
With self-esteem through the roof.

840
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:12,835
I'm glad you think that way.

841
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:14,795
Bye, honey, I love you.

842
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,880
Send kisses to the kids.

843
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,718
-Oh, look! It's Gerson, the henna guy.
-Who's Gerson?

844
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,011
<i>-It's my husband. Bye, honey!</i>
-Who's Gerson?

845
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,221
Bye, Fred!

846
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,640
My God!

847
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,268
Oh, no. No, man.

848
00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:30,561
MATHEUS
CALLING…

849
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,604
Hello. Hi, Matheus.

850
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:33,814
Ready for a bombshell?

851
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,232
What do you mean?

852
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:37,359
Pontes is retiring.

853
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,902
Wait. Who's taking his place?

854
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,155
That could be my chance, right?

855
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,489
More like Dante's.

856
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,200
But why Dante's?
I've been with the company longer.

857
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,787
-Dad, can you play with me?
-Not now, honey. Take Daddy's computer.

858
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:52,207
I'll let you use it today.
Oh my God, this can't be.

859
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,294
Dad, having yesterday's pizza
for today's breakfast

860
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:57,087
wasn't good, I feel really sick.

861
00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,132
Can't you see
I'm on a very important work call?

862
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:03,135
-Help me clean up this mess.
-What's "Xvideos"?

863
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:09,433
Just a second, Matheus.
Hold on, sweetie, this is…

864
00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:17,065
Xvideos…

865
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:20,486
Dad, I can't reach Mom.
I need to talk to her, it's serious.

866
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:24,198
-You can tell me anything, honey.
-No, it has to be Mom!

867
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,866
-Damn it!
-Damn it.

868
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,202
-Matheus, I'll call you in a minute.
-Okay.

869
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:38,837
Honey?

870
00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,215
Can I come in?

871
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,808
Talk to Daddy.

872
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:55,312
-It's a woman thing.
-A woman thing?

873
00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:58,774
My underwear got stained.

874
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,610
Did you poop your pants, honey?
It's the pizza.

875
00:47:01,693 --> 00:47:04,238
Your brother's got the same thing.
Completely normal.

876
00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,073
Let me tell you. Back in college,

877
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,034
Dad once mixed booze
with some greasy street food.

878
00:47:09,117 --> 00:47:11,745
I pooped my pants.
Took the whole semester off.

879
00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,038
Dad!

880
00:47:13,872 --> 00:47:14,957
I got my period.

881
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,963
But here, in this…

882
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,341
In this pink room, with all these…

883
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,678
All these dolls and little monsters?

884
00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,097
That doesn't make sense, honey.

885
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:32,891
These dolls are Clarice's.

886
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,269
Damn.

887
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,023
That's beautiful, honey.

888
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,609
It's all right.

889
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,694
Okay?

890
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,737
That's beautiful.

891
00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:51,201
It's all right, honey.
It's all right, okay?

892
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:53,245
You're beautiful. That's just nature.

893
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:56,665
Everything's fine, okay? It's connected.
Now you're more…

894
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,585
You've always been,
you're nature before birth.

895
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,921
So, nature has its own--
Listen, when a bee dies,

896
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,757
the whole balance of nature
gets thrown off.

897
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:09,136
It's all interconnected.
The cycle of the moon, the ocean.

898
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,179
-Women are the moon too.
-Okay, Dad.

899
00:48:12,347 --> 00:48:14,266
But what do I do about the blood?

900
00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:15,893
Just a second.

901
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:19,855
Wait. You know Daddy gets--
I can't handle blood. Hang on.

902
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:23,233
Get Dad a glass of water,
I'm dizzy, for the love of God.

903
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:27,696
Honey!

904
00:48:27,779 --> 00:48:29,823
-Dad!
-Hold on a second, honey.

905
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,116
I'll look it up.

906
00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:35,537
First period. What to do?
Mom's away, dad's fucked. Search.

907
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,830
<i>Sorry, I didn't get that.</i>

908
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,541
-Dad's fucked.
-Dad, take me to my swimming lesson.

909
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,044
One second, for God's sake.
Nothing's coming up.

910
00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,837
-Dad, I don't feel good.
-How come?

911
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,756
-Dad.
-Hold on, honey.

912
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,257
Oh, no.

913
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:49,551
Hang on a second.

914
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:50,719
No.

915
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:52,721
Screw it.

916
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:56,183
Screw Pontes! Screw Dante!

917
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,893
Screw it all!

918
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,481
Guys…

919
00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:07,277
Daddy needs five minutes alone, okay?

920
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,633
Dad, have you given up on us?

921
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:33,720
No, I haven't given up on anyone.
I just need to be alone a minute.

922
00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:36,765
Are you smoking again?

923
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,978
If you put that cigarette in your mouth,
I'll never speak to you again.

924
00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:43,438
-Really, honey?
-Really!

925
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,693
Dude, you're such a child.

926
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,028
Yes, I am. I am immature.

927
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:51,697
-Hey. No.
-Can I tell you something?

928
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:53,615
-Being an adult sucks.
-Okay? No.

929
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:56,243
"It gets better when you're older, when…"

930
00:49:56,326 --> 00:50:00,455
No, it doesn't get better. It sucks.
Especially with one, two, three, four.

931
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:04,167
Four people calling me "Dad" all the time.
Two of them are teenagers now.

932
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,586
Full of demands.
Everyone wants everything.

933
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:10,465
I can't believe life on Earth
has decided this is normal.

934
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:13,093
Honey, you used to be
a sperm cell, sweetie.

935
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:15,137
You came from me,
went to your mother's egg,

936
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,180
and boom, now you have your own eggs.

937
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:21,184
I just can't believe this is normal.
Are you following Daddy? Life's crazy.

938
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:23,520
Okay, but you can't smoke.

939
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:28,692
Honey, listen, I'm not asking
for your permission. This is mine.

940
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:32,320
-I can have this one minute. This is me.
-You're not smoking.

941
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,410
Honey, that's my right.
Dad needs to push back against life.

942
00:50:38,493 --> 00:50:41,455
Guys, the door slammed shut
and Tom Tom's inside.

943
00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:43,081
-Are you serious?
-Yes.

944
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,292
My God!
There's not a single adult around here!

945
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,543
-Tom Tom!
-Jesus!

946
00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:48,462
-Tom Tom!
-Tom Tom!

947
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,255
-Can you hear me? Open up!
-Dad!

948
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,174
Let me help you, hold on.

949
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,802
Another window. Another window!

950
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,518
-What is going on?
-He's just sitting down.

951
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,647
No, Tom Tom. No.

952
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,526
No, Tom Tom. No.

953
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,200
-Let's call a locksmith.
-Does anyone have their phone?

954
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:21,203
-No.
-Mine's inside.

955
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,831
Dad, do something.

956
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,416
-What now?
-Oh, no.

957
00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:31,671
Guys, I need to get to Tom Tom
before he reaches that outlet, okay?

958
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,215
-It's fine.
-What are you doing?

959
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,716
-What do you mean?
-Trust me.

960
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,802
-Everything will be fine.
-No, Dad!

961
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:39,471
Guys, everything will be fine.
It's Daddy, okay?

962
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:42,057
-Oh my God.
-This is not going to work.

963
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,600
-It's fine.
-Be careful, Dad.

964
00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:44,893
Everything will be fine.

965
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:46,603
-Dad!
-Dad!

966
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,606
-Dad, hold on tighter.
-Just a second.

967
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,526
-Dad, hold on.
-Just a second.

968
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,069
Jesus…

969
00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:57,072
Put your foot down first.

970
00:51:57,155 --> 00:51:59,282
-There.
-Daddy's here.

971
00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:01,118
It's gonna work, guys.

972
00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:06,456
It's going to work, okay?
I got this far already.

973
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,792
I got this far, this is already…

974
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:09,793
It's already…

975
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:13,171
-Guys, is that Mr. Fred?
-Yes.

976
00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:15,632
-Yes. We don't have the key.
-I have the key.

977
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,300
Mr. Fred! The key!

978
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:18,885
I have the key, Mr. Fred!

979
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,011
-Where?
-Here!

980
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,098
My God!

981
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,724
-He's screwed.
-What do we do?

982
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:26,226
He passed out.

983
00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:35,944
You scared me, dude.

984
00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:39,030
-Where are my kids, Matheus?
-Relax, they're at home.

985
00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:41,741
They're with the new girl
that's replacing Simone.

986
00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:43,994
She's such a character.

987
00:52:44,703 --> 00:52:47,372
But everything's okay, relax. Calm down.

988
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,992
Here. Look, guys, it's like that.

989
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,827
Oh, that's so pretty.

990
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,704
The "Clean me up, Mommy" position.

991
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:30,040
Put your legs up just like Tom Tom.

992
00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,416
Got it?

993
00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,293
That's the figure-eight move, guys.

994
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:37,756
But I want you to do the figure-four move,
the one we practiced earlier.

995
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:38,715
-Okay?
-Okay.

996
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:41,676
Front, side, back, side.

997
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,596
Is it hard? Yes.
Because that's a funk classic.

998
00:53:44,679 --> 00:53:46,306
Even your dad knows this one.

999
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:50,101
Now, faster. Front, side, back, side.

1000
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,103
You're laughing, huh?
You think it's funny?

1001
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:53,396
I'll teach you something.

1002
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:55,941
I'll teach you how to approach a girl

1003
00:53:56,024 --> 00:54:00,487
to make her weak in the knees,
but not to qualify as harassment.

1004
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:01,655
-Got it?
-Got it. Go on.

1005
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:04,407
Calm down, in my own time, man.
Relax, big guy.

1006
00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:05,450
Let's go.

1007
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:12,707
Hey. How are you doing?

1008
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,752
That's it. You say that, and that's it.

1009
00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:17,712
That's it. Can he touch her?

1010
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:19,673
-No.
-No. If you touch her, you're out.

1011
00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:20,632
You're out.

1012
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:22,092
It's over. Forget it.

1013
00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,969
Now that one's going to be trouble.

1014
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,512
Look at his little face.

1015
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,681
Little rascal.
Come here, you little rascal.

1016
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:31,601
Come here, honey.
Come here, you little rascal.

1017
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,687
Come here. God, he threw everything.

1018
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,857
You're going to be trouble,
because you're a little rascal.

1019
00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:41,528
-Dad?
-Oh! Hi, guys.

1020
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,571
-Daddy!
-God, I missed you, my loves.

1021
00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,615
Careful with Daddy's arm, it hurts.

1022
00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:48,660
-How are you?
-Oh, Dad.

1023
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:51,663
This is Brenda, Simone's niece.

1024
00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:54,833
-She can come every day, okay?
-Yeah, Dad, she's really cool.

1025
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:56,710
Dad, seriously, she's really cool.

1026
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:59,045
-Thank you.
-And what were you doing just now?

1027
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,338
-Just so I know.
-Now?

1028
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:03,341
-Yeah.
-We were… We were studying math.

1029
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:04,759
-Yeah!
-Square root of eight.

1030
00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:05,885
-Right?
-Yes.

1031
00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,053
A new Pythagoras thing.

1032
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,931
And João asked me to help him
with the obscene triangle.

1033
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,058
No, I mean, the Bermuda Triangle.

1034
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,893
-Did you ask that?
-I did.

1035
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:15,603
-Right?
-Playground.

1036
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:17,314
-Playground?
-What did he say?

1037
00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:20,900
Do you want to go
to the playground? Playground!

1038
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,528
Bye, people!
We're going to the playground.

1039
00:55:23,611 --> 00:55:24,779
-Bye, guys!
-Bye!

1040
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,490
Playground!

1041
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,701
See? She understands what he says.

1042
00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:40,086
-Mr. Fred. Excuse me.
-Hey, Brenda.

1043
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:43,298
I'm sorry if I did anything wrong.
I joke around like that for fun.

1044
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,425
The kids like it.
It keeps them entertained.

1045
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,844
Don't worry, it was great.
Let me ask you something.

1046
00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,722
What kind of work did you do before?
Just so I know.

1047
00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:51,973
-Me?
-Yes.

1048
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:54,851
I worked at a garment factory,
on the administrative side.

1049
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,728
I worked with numbers and all that.

1050
00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:59,105
And I left
because something better came up.

1051
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,732
At a friend's cake factory.

1052
00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:02,984
She wanted me there
because of my experience.

1053
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,571
I went to work with her, it worked out,
but now I'm taking it easy

1054
00:56:06,654 --> 00:56:08,573
because I want to go back to college.

1055
00:56:08,656 --> 00:56:10,575
I'll be honest with you.

1056
00:56:10,658 --> 00:56:13,870
My dream, my real dream in life,
is to own my own publishing house.

1057
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,580
-Oh, that's so cool.
-Yeah.

1058
00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,166
-I want to be a translator.
-That's great. Really great.

1059
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,752
-It's nice, right?
-Very cool.

1060
00:56:22,253 --> 00:56:23,421
So, that's it, Mr. Fred.

1061
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:26,508
I think I should go,
or I'll get stuck in traffic.

1062
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:28,426
-Yes. I'll walk you out.
-So I better go.

1063
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:29,886
-Thank you.
-Before you leave,

1064
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:32,722
can you give me the number
for your friend's cake factory?

1065
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,599
Because I had an idea.

1066
00:56:34,682 --> 00:56:37,644
I can pick up some cake for the kids.
They'll love it.

1067
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,854
-The friend I said I worked for?
-Yeah.

1068
00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,899
It's closed, Mr. Fred.
The pandemic, you know?

1069
00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,109
-It's closed.
-I see.

1070
00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:45,944
-What a shame.
-Okay. See you soon.

1071
00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:48,363
Thank you for everything. It was great.

1072
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:50,824
-Mr. Fred.
-Yes.

1073
00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:52,367
-I'm sorry, Mr. Fred.
-Sorry?

1074
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,369
I didn't mean to lie to you, but I did.

1075
00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:55,954
-What?
-I lied, Mr. Fred.

1076
00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:59,416
What I just told you was actually
more of an idealized version of things.

1077
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:02,210
It's what I dreamed of being in life.

1078
00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:05,171
What I really am is someone
who bounces from job to job.

1079
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,257
-That's okay.
-The last one was last week.

1080
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:09,300
They fired me
because of three wing screws.

1081
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,844
Can you believe it?

1082
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,596
-Three wing screws?
-Yes.

1083
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:17,350
-Where?
-Rabbit Home Center, do you know it?

1084
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,894
-No.
-Mr. Fred, that place is horrible.

1085
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,188
Honestly, I can't stand rabbits anymore.

1086
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,606
-The animal rabbit!
-Yes.

1087
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,984
I'm triggered.
I don't know how Easter is gonna be.

1088
00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,820
If I see a rabbit, Mr. Fred,
I might punch it.

1089
00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:32,407
-The rabbit and the man that fired me.
-Wait a second. It's okay, come here.

1090
00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:34,492
Follow me. Take a seat, please.

1091
00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:37,370
Do you, by any chance,
know the guy that fired you?

1092
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,580
Of course not, Mr. Fred.

1093
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,749
If I knew the man who fired me,
he wouldn't be alive anymore!

1094
00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,251
-Calm down.
-He wouldn't.

1095
00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:45,295
I would grab him, sit him down,

1096
00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:48,173
grab a pair of tweezers,
and pull out every hair on his body,

1097
00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:49,257
nice and slow.

1098
00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:54,888
Why did you steal? You stole!

1099
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:57,140
I was going to buy it,
but when I got to work,

1100
00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,976
can you believe a box
with 100 wings screws fell on my head?

1101
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:02,604
I was honest.
I should have stolen all 100.

1102
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:05,565
I only stole three,
there were 97 left in the box.

1103
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:06,691
-Was that fair?
-No.

1104
00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:09,194
For them to fire me like that,
kick me to the curb?

1105
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,946
-Never.
-They fired me and gave me nothing.

1106
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,824
That place is bad.
They treat the employees so poorly.

1107
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,326
-You have no idea.
-Yes.

1108
00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:17,827
They screw us so much.

1109
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:20,455
If we don't screw them a little,
we'll go crazy.

1110
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,540
But did you do that before? Steal?

1111
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,417
Of course not, Mr. Fred. No way.

1112
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:27,420
For God's sake, I was just launching
this personality trait.

1113
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,714
-Oh, okay.
-Where do you work?

1114
00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:33,092
-You're a lawyer, right?
-Me?

1115
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,469
Yeah, you're a lawyer.

1116
00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,012
I am.

1117
00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:40,183
I knew you were, because I saw
so many law books upstairs.

1118
00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:41,935
-In the office.
-That's right.

1119
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,313
-Mr. Fred, I have to go, okay?
-Hm-hmm.

1120
00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:48,566
-But I'll be back tomorrow.
-Sure.

1121
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,692
-Okay?
-I'll be waiting.

1122
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,069
-If you need anything…
-Sure.

1123
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:53,488
Article 93, huh?

1124
00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:06,334
Honey, Tom Tom just fell asleep.
Come here.

1125
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:11,214
About that thing,
Daddy researched everything.

1126
00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:13,675
I already talked to Brenda.
She told me everything.

1127
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:16,386
Brenda? I'm glad you brought her up.

1128
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:18,721
Don't you think Brenda
seems a little strange?

1129
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:20,932
Because Dad can think
of other options, okay?

1130
00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:23,393
Dad, if you fire Brenda,
I'll learn how to drive

1131
00:59:23,476 --> 00:59:24,978
and run you over, okay?

1132
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,189
-Jesus, honey, Dad just thought--
-No, Dad.

1133
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,774
Give Daddy a kiss…

1134
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,493
Thank you, son.

1135
00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:43,288
Mr. Fred!

1136
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,585
The girls' snacks, you almost forgot.

1137
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:51,254
Thank you so much. You're wonderful.

1138
00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:53,631
-Thank you.
-No worries.

1139
00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:55,091
Have a good day at school.

1140
00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:57,218
Here, girls, your snacks. Thank you.

1141
00:59:57,302 --> 00:59:58,595
You're lovely.

1142
01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:02,473
Geez.

1143
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,310
WELCOME!
RABBIT HOME CENTER

1144
01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:06,394
ENTRY

1145
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:12,650
-Mr. Fred!
-Jesus, what the heck?

1146
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,193
-Beth?
-Come here!

1147
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,778
You look like you're on stakeout.

1148
01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,780
-Come.
-Couldn't you wait?

1149
01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:20,325
I'm desperate, Mr. Fred.

1150
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:21,951
You know that Family Day,

1151
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:25,121
the company's celebration,
is the day after tomorrow, right?

1152
01:00:25,204 --> 01:00:26,581
I know, Beth, but look,

1153
01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:27,874
Roberta is not home,

1154
01:00:27,957 --> 01:00:30,043
my kids won't want to come,
I won't force them,

1155
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:32,920
and I don't know if you heard,
but I fell off the balcony.

1156
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,216
Okay, Mr. Fred,
but the whole Board is going.

1157
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,970
Mr. Dante and his entire family
will be there.

1158
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:44,015
You know those margarine commercials

1159
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:47,310
with a mom who looks like a model
and two beautiful kids

1160
01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:49,979
whose bright smiles are so white
it could blind you?

1161
01:00:50,938 --> 01:00:53,691
That's Mr. Dante's family.
They look like TV stars.

1162
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:56,611
{\an8}Look what he did to get everyone excited.

1163
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:58,446
{\an8}You better bring your kids.

1164
01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:02,241
{\an8}I was going to send it to you,
but I thought it was better if you came.

1165
01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:07,705
To see it in person. Who knows,
maybe you'll bump into Mr. Pontes.

1166
01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:10,291
The more you're seen,
the harder you are to forget.

1167
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:11,834
Beth, for the love of God,

1168
01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:14,629
I've only been gone a few days.
Nobody's forgotten me yet.

1169
01:01:17,131 --> 01:01:18,383
You think?

1170
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:19,884
It's just that some people

1171
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:23,513
only have to be gone for a little while
to be forgotten.

1172
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,769
<i>You better bring your children.</i>

1173
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:36,484
So, you're here
because she's there with Tom Tom.

1174
01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:37,568
Exactly.

1175
01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:41,698
And you were the one
who fired her from here?

1176
01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:42,782
Exactly.

1177
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:46,494
And she doesn't know who you are?

1178
01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:48,996
Exactly. In other words,
I'm sleeping with the enemy.

1179
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,458
No, she is.
She's the one who lost her job,

1180
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,960
she's the one who got fired,

1181
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,586
you're the villain.

1182
01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:57,630
-Come on, man.
-What?

1183
01:01:58,756 --> 01:01:59,757
Pontes.

1184
01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:04,637
-Wait a second.
-Straighten up, man.

1185
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:05,555
Here.

1186
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,223
Pontes.

1187
01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:08,975
I missed you. I mean, that's not it.

1188
01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:11,310
Thank you for the vacation, because…

1189
01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:14,147
Family Day is coming up, huh?
What a wonderful energy.

1190
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:15,273
How's everything?

1191
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,734
The planning,
your wonderful wife, how is she?

1192
01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:18,735
She's not well.

1193
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:20,403
She had a stroke.

1194
01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:24,240
Pontes…

1195
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,075
Man, what the hell?

1196
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:29,036
Sorry, Pontes is taking time off
because of his wife's health.

1197
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,331
How could you forget to tell me
the most important thing on the planet?

1198
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:34,751
-My bad, I messed up.
-No, you really did.

1199
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,086
-I know I messed up.
-But you really messed up.

1200
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:40,506
Fine. I tried to tell you, I tried.

1201
01:02:56,981 --> 01:03:00,318
Guys, look. Dad has many flaws, all right?

1202
01:03:00,401 --> 01:03:03,196
Dad has many flaws, makes mistakes,
but we're here to improve.

1203
01:03:03,279 --> 01:03:04,655
So, what did we do?

1204
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:07,909
I asked you to write down one thing
that would improve our lives.

1205
01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,035
Where is it?

1206
01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:10,578
-I know mine, Dad.
-Really?

1207
01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:12,330
-Yes.
-Everyone know their wishes?

1208
01:03:12,413 --> 01:03:14,957
-Yes.
-We will throw our paper into the fire,

1209
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,461
the fire will go up,
and our lives will get…

1210
01:03:18,544 --> 01:03:21,422
-Better!
-So let's throw them in. One, two, three.

1211
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:22,757
Come on, Tom Tom, you too.

1212
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,343
Get better, wonderful life!

1213
01:03:25,426 --> 01:03:28,095
Throw it to the universe!

1214
01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:30,890
Yes!

1215
01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:32,683
Guys, I don't want to intrude.

1216
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,101
But what did you ask?

1217
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:38,940
I asked for love, the end of patriarchy,

1218
01:03:39,023 --> 01:03:41,776
harmony among all people, and world peace.

1219
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:45,112
That's my wonderful daughter.
I'm proud of you, honey.

1220
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,072
I love you.

1221
01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:48,074
-What about you, son?
-I asked to be rich.

1222
01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:51,536
A practical person.
A person who knows what he wants.

1223
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:54,914
I'm very proud of you, son.
What about you, Clacla?

1224
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,999
I asked for unity in our family.

1225
01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,417
Oh my-- This is for you.

1226
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,545
This is for you. You are wonderful!

1227
01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:05,049
Daddy will tell you what I asked for.
I asked for us to do more things together.

1228
01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:07,260
"But we already do
a lot of things together."

1229
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:10,346
But a truly united family,
like our ancestors, is always together.

1230
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:14,767
I asked for us to party together,
go to the movies,

1231
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,811
restaurants, play video games, play ball.

1232
01:04:16,894 --> 01:04:19,146
Maybe to go to Family Day together.
Look at that.

1233
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,816
-Oh no! God forbid.
-No way, I'm not going.

1234
01:04:21,899 --> 01:04:25,570
Guys, Family Day is very important.
All our ancestors have done it.

1235
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:29,365
We sing to the fire, the forest,
the woods, the moon, the sun.

1236
01:04:29,448 --> 01:04:30,908
Let's do that, guys.

1237
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,368
Let's use our teas,

1238
01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:33,828
our weed!

1239
01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:35,955
-No, not weed. Did I say "weed"?
-Yes.

1240
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:37,498
-No, not weed.
-I heard it.

1241
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:40,918
No, honey. I talk to you all day
and you don't ever listen to me.

1242
01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:42,628
When you're not supposed to list--

1243
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,922
-Bye!
-Bye? Honey, no.

1244
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,550
-Excuse me.
-No weed! Keep the fire in your heart.

1245
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:52,013
Yes, honey, help me out. Look.

1246
01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:54,974
The important thing's
that everyone goes to Family Day.

1247
01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:57,143
<i>Hey, hey, hey</i>
<i>To Family Day</i>

1248
01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:58,936
<i>Hey, hey</i>
<i>To Family Day</i>

1249
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,730
<i>Hey, hey</i>
<i>Convince my siblings</i>

1250
01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:02,398
<i>Hey, hey</i>
<i>To Family Day</i>

1251
01:05:02,481 --> 01:05:03,608
<i>Convince my siblings</i>

1252
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:04,859
Yes!

1253
01:05:04,942 --> 01:05:07,236
-<i>To Family Day!</i>
-Let's go to Family Day!

1254
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,529
Let's go! Fire!

1255
01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:10,990
Heading to the fire of love!

1256
01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:17,121
If you don't want to think about Dad,
who does everything for you,

1257
01:05:17,204 --> 01:05:18,623
think about yourselves.

1258
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:21,834
This company pays for our life.
You need to go to Family Day.

1259
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:25,171
Okay. If you can say
three things that I like,

1260
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:26,297
I'll go.

1261
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,926
Honey, that's easy.
You like ice cream, pizza,

1262
01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,094
and boys.

1263
01:05:34,221 --> 01:05:35,556
Are you a lesbian, honey?

1264
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,391
Daddy will love you just the same.

1265
01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:39,685
-This is amazing.
-Ugh, Dad!

1266
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,104
Three things I like.

1267
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:43,147
Me specifically.

1268
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:50,988
Come on, honey.

1269
01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:55,534
Grapes, honey. Grapes!

1270
01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:59,330
Son, didn't you ask to be rich?

1271
01:05:59,413 --> 01:06:01,791
The thing at the fire blew up.
Feels like a bad omen.

1272
01:06:01,874 --> 01:06:04,543
If I lose this job,
boom, we're poor immediately.

1273
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,545
But if we crush it on Family Day,

1274
01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:09,090
that's success, a promotion, money.

1275
01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:11,968
We'll get closer to what you asked for,
my wonderful son.

1276
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,427
Great, Dad.

1277
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:16,681
But if I go,
I want to throw a party here at home.

1278
01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:18,599
-Who?
-Me.

1279
01:06:20,851 --> 01:06:23,396
-Are you blackmailing me?
-Oh my God.

1280
01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:24,939
Are you becoming a bad person?

1281
01:06:25,856 --> 01:06:26,941
So, I'm not going.

1282
01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,192
You're a bad person!

1283
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,405
My son became a bad person.

1284
01:06:32,905 --> 01:06:34,824
My son became a bad person.

1285
01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:41,163
Cecília, thank you. Everything you said
is super useful for my research.

1286
01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:44,291
This is going to be wonderful.
I don't even know how to thank you.

1287
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,794
-You're wonderful.
-Thank you.

1288
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,714
-I'll email you.
-Okay.

1289
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:51,590
-I'll be waiting. Thanks.
-Okay.

1290
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:55,636
What is it, Beta?

1291
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,763
I'm so happy to be here with you.

1292
01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,266
To watch you working.
Work is so important, right?

1293
01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:02,393
It's so good to do what we love, right?

1294
01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:04,729
-Yes!
-Wow, that was very cool.

1295
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:06,397
I was nervous. Did you see?

1296
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,692
No. You were nervous?
You looked so confident.

1297
01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:11,944
-Yeah?
-You were articulate. Wonderful.

1298
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,738
I'm so glad you were here, sis.

1299
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:15,364
-It was beautiful.
-Thank you.

1300
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,867
-I'm still cold.
-Come on, take a sip.

1301
01:07:17,950 --> 01:07:19,410
-For the love of God.
-Go.

1302
01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:21,495
-Can you order another one?
-Yes. Excuse me?

1303
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:22,621
Two more.

1304
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:28,836
I'll go to Family Day.

1305
01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:31,422
You can thank Brenda.

1306
01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:37,595
Brenda?

1307
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:39,472
Why do I have to sweep--

1308
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:40,681
-Brenda?
-Yes.

1309
01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:44,018
How did you pull off the miracle
of getting her to go to Family Day?

1310
01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:46,479
Look, Mr. Fred,
I'm not trying to be annoying.

1311
01:07:46,562 --> 01:07:49,690
But we have those words in Portuguese.
<i>Dia da Família.</i>

1312
01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:52,193
-Yeah. But what did you do?
-Just so you know.

1313
01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:54,320
-It was simple.
-What do you mean, simple?

1314
01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,821
Nothing about that is simple.

1315
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,282
To say it's simple is humiliating.
What did you do?

1316
01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:00,826
I just had to tell her
that it was important to you.

1317
01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:02,828
Yeah.

1318
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:04,997
Are you serious? Brenda, thank you.

1319
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,334
-No problem.
-I don't even know how to thank you.

1320
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,711
-Thank you so much.
-That's it.

1321
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:13,380
Mr. Fred, come here.
Let me tell you something quick.

1322
01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,216
-Yes.
-Since you're here.

1323
01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:17,134
You said you don't know how to thank me.

1324
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:18,469
-Right?
-Right.

1325
01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:21,263
Yeah, but I know.
Mr. Fred, here's the thing.

1326
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:24,642
If you really want to help me,
let's sue the Rabbit Home Center?

1327
01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:28,229
Since you're a lawyer,
you can help me sue them, you know?

1328
01:08:28,312 --> 01:08:29,688
A tip, as a lawyer.

1329
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,982
Revenge doesn't work.
Forget about it, Brenda.

1330
01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,400
It's bad for your health.

1331
01:08:33,484 --> 01:08:35,319
-Judges don't like that.
-Mr. Fred.

1332
01:08:35,402 --> 01:08:38,322
I don't want to be annoying,
but I have to say this.

1333
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,407
-I'm not being rude. It's not revenge.
-Sure.

1334
01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:42,785
It's not. I know,
I've heard this advice before.

1335
01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:44,662
-Revenge gave my mom an ulcer.
-See?

1336
01:08:44,745 --> 01:08:46,747
It's about justice, Mr. Fred.

1337
01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,416
Justice has a new name now,
it's called revenge? No.

1338
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,627
It's justice.
What they did to me was wrong.

1339
01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:53,379
-What they did was very wrong.
-Yes.

1340
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:55,840
You need to see my termination papers.
They're awful!

1341
01:08:55,923 --> 01:09:00,136
And if justice fails, let me tell you,
then I'll go looking for revenge.

1342
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,304
I'll go after the bastard
who did this to me.

1343
01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:04,473
-I'll get him. I'll find…
-For the love of God.

1344
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,309
-I'll help you!
-You'll help me, Mr. Fred?

1345
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,353
-Are you serious?
-I'll help you. Of course.

1346
01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:11,313
My God, Mr. Fred. I'm getting emotional.

1347
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,482
-There's no need.
-You are a good man!

1348
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,693
You are a great man. Thank you so much.

1349
01:09:15,776 --> 01:09:19,905
Look, I even brought my ID
so you can take care of this for me.

1350
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,407
When can you help me?

1351
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,125
WELCOME

1352
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:38,465
Mr. Fred, you're still at home?

1353
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:40,968
Beth, look,
people with kids are never on time.

1354
01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:44,138
In fact, people don't even expect
parents to be on time.

1355
01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:46,348
Jesus Christ,
where are my car keys? Again.

1356
01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,101
Malu, Clacla, get ready,
for the love of God, Daddy's late.

1357
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,102
Is Dante there?

1358
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,979
His whole family is here.

1359
01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,564
His wife, his kids.

1360
01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:56,734
<i>So get ready, Mr. Fred,</i>
<i>for the love of God.</i>

1361
01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:58,152
<i>And hurry up.</i>

1362
01:09:58,235 --> 01:10:02,656
RABBIT HOME CENTER
24TH FAMILY DAY

1363
01:10:19,965 --> 01:10:22,885
-I swear I'll give it back.
-Guys, I found my keys.

1364
01:10:24,845 --> 01:10:26,597
It was here the whole-- Huh?

1365
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,682
Brenda? I thought you were off today.

1366
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:31,060
Mr. Fred, I forgot my ID.

1367
01:10:31,143 --> 01:10:33,604
-It's okay, we'll find it.
-Okay, thanks.

1368
01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:36,357
I also lose a lot of stuff
running around here. Come here.

1369
01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,652
-Sometimes they're here.
-Excuse me.

1370
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,737
-Sometimes they're in the drawer.
-Mm-hmm.

1371
01:10:44,823 --> 01:10:46,700
-What's this?
-What?

1372
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:51,372
This is gorgeous, Mr. Fred.

1373
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:53,374
-Is it your wife's?
-Yes, it is.

1374
01:10:53,457 --> 01:10:55,584
-Aunt Simone says she has great taste.
-Yes.

1375
01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:56,752
I love it.

1376
01:10:57,378 --> 01:10:59,380
She has great taste
and she's a lot of fun.

1377
01:10:59,463 --> 01:11:01,799
-You'll love her.
-I will, I'm sure.

1378
01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:04,009
Let me check these drawers too.

1379
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,427
-Okay.
-All right?

1380
01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:08,013
I'm so excited to sue them, Mr. Fred.

1381
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,724
The Rabbit Home Center people.
They're such bad people.

1382
01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:14,228
They don't appreciate us.
But this time, they will. You know why?

1383
01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:15,312
Compensation!

1384
01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:20,317
Found it! Brenda, I found your ID.

1385
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,781
Where do you work?

1386
01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:29,660
What do you mean by "where"?
Because where…

1387
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,453
Do you mean the neighborhood?

1388
01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:32,579
What?

1389
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:36,750
-Do you work at the Rabbit Home Center?
-Calm down, okay? Breathe.

1390
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:38,335
Let's be civil, it's all right.

1391
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:42,172
Did you think it was fair to fire me
for three screws out of a box of 100?

1392
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,174
Brenda, you stole.

1393
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:47,094
I-- They-- They pressured me.

1394
01:11:47,177 --> 01:11:50,889
How were you going to be my lawyer?
Were you going to sue yourself?

1395
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,058
I'm not even a lawyer.

1396
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:56,645
Look, not everyone has
the same opportunities, okay?

1397
01:11:57,229 --> 01:12:00,524
Not everyone gets a second,
third, or fourth chance.

1398
01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:04,611
Not everyone has the privilege
of not being cut off after one mistake.

1399
01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:07,740
I think you're not considering

1400
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:09,908
the fact that you committed a crime.

1401
01:12:11,076 --> 01:12:14,496
-You stole, Brenda.
-Three screws from a million-dollar store.

1402
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:15,914
I was making minimum wage.

1403
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:19,960
It's not about the number of screws,
Brenda, it's about character.

1404
01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,503
-Character?
-Character.

1405
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:24,798
Look, Mr. Fred, I quit.

1406
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,425
-Huh?
-I quit.

1407
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:28,510
I'm leaving.

1408
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:31,138
I won't give you the satisfaction
of firing me twice.

1409
01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:33,640
I'm out,
but this time it's because I want to.

1410
01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:52,368
How could he fire Brenda?

1411
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,453
-I know.
-He's coming.

1412
01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,083
What?

1413
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,126
I changed my mind.

1414
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:05,381
<i>So we are a family</i>
<i>We're going to Family Day</i>

1415
01:13:05,964 --> 01:13:08,592
How nice, you guys.
This is going to be fun.

1416
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:11,053
It's gonna be peace and love.

1417
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:23,857
That's right, everyone.
It's our Family Day!

1418
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,655
-And now it's time for our mascot…
-Hey, let's go, guys.

1419
01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:33,617
…to light the Rabbit Home Center's
Family Olympics

1420
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:35,577
and warm our hearts.

1421
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:39,998
-Let's go. Three, two, one.
-Rabbit, rabbit!

1422
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:41,917
Rabbit, rabbit!

1423
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,420
That's it, may the best one win!

1424
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:47,923
There you go.

1425
01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:51,802
The Rabbit Home Center Games
are officially open!

1426
01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:56,056
Go, Fred!

1427
01:13:57,474 --> 01:13:59,977
-Red!
-Red!

1428
01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:01,979
Hold on, wait a second.

1429
01:14:02,062 --> 01:14:03,730
-Go, Dad!
-Brazil's defense!

1430
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,861
Hold the horns, man!

1431
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:15,742
-Yellow!
-Yellow!

1432
01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,252
-Yellow!
-Yellow!

1433
01:14:25,335 --> 01:14:26,503
He won't let go.

1434
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:31,425
And the yellow team scores another point!

1435
01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:33,719
Red team just couldn't
make it happen this time.

1436
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:41,059
The rivalry between the red team
and the yellow team is heating up.

1437
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,061
-Pull!
-For the love of God, go!

1438
01:14:43,145 --> 01:14:45,147
-Go!
-Go!

1439
01:14:45,230 --> 01:14:47,357
-No way!
-Go, Dad!

1440
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:50,194
-Pull!
-Go!

1441
01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:51,612
No!

1442
01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:59,745
The yellow team scores!

1443
01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:04,249
-Yellow!
-Yellow!

1444
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:05,834
Look at that.

1445
01:15:07,669 --> 01:15:08,670
Perfect.

1446
01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:13,634
That's awesome.
Didn't you want us to come, Dad?

1447
01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:17,554
-It's our only chance to win.
-Yeah, and it's worth more points.

1448
01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,223
-Are you going, Beth?
-No.

1449
01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:22,643
{\an8}Twenty points for the yellow team,
ten for the red team.

1450
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,563
-Yellow!
-Suck it, red!

1451
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,192
Hold him for me, please.

1452
01:15:38,575 --> 01:15:40,202
Guys, please, aim for the middle.

1453
01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:42,621
-One mistake can be fatal.
-Ready?

1454
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:45,707
Yes, but don't ask me again,
because I might regret it, my love.

1455
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:47,584
Dad, we need to tell you something.

1456
01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:49,586
Honey, I love you all very much too.

1457
01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,088
-It's not that.
-What is it?

1458
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:55,300
It was good that Mom went on that trip.
We got to know each other better.

1459
01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:58,220
That's so beautiful,
Daddy loves you very much too, okay?

1460
01:15:58,303 --> 01:16:00,347
But we didn't like what we saw.

1461
01:16:00,430 --> 01:16:03,517
-What?
-And we think you should go on a trip too.

1462
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:04,768
-Yeah.
-Right?

1463
01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:07,688
Guys, stop, get me out of here. Sir!

1464
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:09,982
I want out. Where's Beth?
Tom Tom might need me.

1465
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:12,150
-You don't even understand him.
-But if I did,

1466
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:15,696
he'd probably be saying, "Dad,
get out of there, it's too dangerous."

1467
01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:18,282
He'd tell you to hold on tight, Dad.

1468
01:16:18,365 --> 01:16:20,867
-Just like a wing screw.
-Huh?

1469
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,120
No.

1470
01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:25,330
No. You've become a bad person, son.

1471
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:28,667
Look, say "bye" to Daddy, he's gonna roll.

1472
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,586
No. Who are you?

1473
01:16:31,295 --> 01:16:34,840
What kind of kids are you? No!

1474
01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:37,175
I can't believe you're doing this!

1475
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,379
I can't believe it! Jesus, help me!

1476
01:17:29,102 --> 01:17:30,854
Help!

1477
01:17:37,944 --> 01:17:38,945
The rabbit!

1478
01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:42,908
-Didn't we overdo it?
-Help!

1479
01:17:42,991 --> 01:17:44,284
Probably.

1480
01:17:46,411 --> 01:17:48,413
Oh my God. What are you doing, man?

1481
01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:50,749
-Just a second.
-Give me your hand. I'll help you.

1482
01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:53,377
-Are you insane? Hold my hand.
-Take me out of here.

1483
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:54,711
Fred…

1484
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:57,297
-Wait a second, I'll-- Hold this.
-Wait.

1485
01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,675
Wait, I can't see. Wait!

1486
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:03,720
My God.

1487
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,310
Help! My tail is on fire.

1488
01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:13,772
-Fred, do something.
-Calm down, Mr. Pontes. Calm down!

1489
01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:16,650
-Do something, fix this mess! What?
-Calm down!

1490
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,782
Run, people. Run!

1491
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,869
-Run!
-Somebody help me! It's real fire!

1492
01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:29,871
I don't wanna die!

1493
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:33,333
Help, people, help!

1494
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:36,128
Water!

1495
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:48,181
RABBIT HOME CENTER
24TH FAMILY DAY

1496
01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:24,843
Yeah, Tom Tom.

1497
01:20:24,277 --> 01:20:25,654
-You can go.
-Can I go?

1498
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:33,286
Excuse me…

1499
01:20:36,414 --> 01:20:37,791
You can go, Daddy.

1500
01:20:37,874 --> 01:20:40,710
-Can I? Can I go?
-Mm-hmm. You're free to go.

1501
01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:44,714
Bye, Tom Tom. Bye, son.

1502
01:20:45,882 --> 01:20:48,176
-He's fine, right?
-Yes. Go.

1503
01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,641
Yeah. That's right.

1504
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:56,726
CHILDREN'S DOCUMENTS

1505
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,980
This is what I need.

1506
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,365
-Hi, Beth.
-<i>Hi, Mr. Fred.</i>

1507
01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:13,994
Listen, the board scheduled a meeting
for 5:00 p.m. today.

1508
01:21:14,077 --> 01:21:15,662
But how? I'm on leave.

1509
01:21:15,745 --> 01:21:18,456
They know you're on leave, Mr. Fred,

1510
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:21,084
but they said it's urgent, okay?

1511
01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:23,044
Oh my God. Anything else, Beth?

1512
01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:26,172
If you have a rose quartz,

1513
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:30,302
a Saint George medallion,
a lucky charm, bring it.

1514
01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:32,137
All right. Thank you, Beth.

1515
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:33,346
You're welcome.

1516
01:21:37,517 --> 01:21:39,060
Okay. I know it's here.

1517
01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:44,566
Oh, honey.

1518
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,321
So beautiful.

1519
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:52,324
Damn.

1520
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:55,243
Here it is.

1521
01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:57,704
Let's see.

1522
01:21:59,664 --> 01:22:00,582
What?

1523
01:22:00,665 --> 01:22:02,042
BIRTH CERTIFICATE: MALU GUIMARÃES

1524
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,209
It says 9 p.m.

1525
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:06,463
I knew it.

1526
01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:09,591
I mean, I didn't know that I knew…

1527
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:12,886
but I knew.

1528
01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:16,389
I knew it, honey.

1529
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,352
Damn.

1530
01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:24,064
My punctual girl, Daddy knew it, sweetie.

1531
01:22:29,402 --> 01:22:31,655
If this had been earlier,
he'd be at daycare.

1532
01:22:31,738 --> 01:22:35,867
Since you scheduled the meeting for later,
he's here, but it's all under control.

1533
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:38,453
It's a rabbit, son. Thank you, by the way.

1534
01:22:38,536 --> 01:22:40,080
Well, gentlemen.

1535
01:22:40,747 --> 01:22:44,417
As you all know,
I'll be stepping away from the company,

1536
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:47,128
and I'd like to announce
the new General Manager.

1537
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:51,549
From now on, you'll officially report

1538
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,593
to Dante.

1539
01:23:03,269 --> 01:23:04,813
As for you, Fred,

1540
01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:09,859
given the recent unfortunate events,

1541
01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:13,113
it's no longer appropriate
for you to remain Head of HR.

1542
01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,865
The Board has agreed

1543
01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:20,704
to move you
to the Institutional Relations Department.

1544
01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:21,913
-That's it.
-Daddy.

1545
01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:24,541
What did you say, son?

1546
01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:26,793
Fred, are you serious?

1547
01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:28,753
Did you say "Daddy"?

1548
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:32,257
-Daddy.
-Daddy. He said "Daddy."

1549
01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:33,341
Have you lost--

1550
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,885
Have you lost all respect? I'm speaking.

1551
01:23:38,346 --> 01:23:39,639
No, I haven't, Mr. Pontes.

1552
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:42,809
I completely understand why
you'd want to keep me at the company.

1553
01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:44,811
I know I'm an excellent professional.

1554
01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:48,314
But at the moment,
it makes no sense for me to be here.

1555
01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:52,235
It doesn't. So, as the Head of HR,

1556
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:57,032
I fire myself and, as an employee,
I accept my resignation.

1557
01:24:00,076 --> 01:24:03,538
I'll come by later and get
everything sorted out, severance and all.

1558
01:24:03,621 --> 01:24:05,165
But for now,

1559
01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:06,750
we're out of here.

1560
01:24:06,833 --> 01:24:08,960
We're leaving, right, Tom Tom?

1561
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:13,840
We're going home to draw and be happy,
because I love you, sweetie.

1562
01:24:13,923 --> 01:24:16,885
Congratulations to all of you.
Let me grab my things.

1563
01:24:16,968 --> 01:24:18,386
Say "bye" to everyone.

1564
01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:19,971
Bye, everyone.

1565
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,056
Bye.

1566
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,974
We're very happy. Bye.

1567
01:24:24,017 --> 01:24:26,061
"Daddy." He said "Daddy."

1568
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:28,897
He said "Daddy."

1569
01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:37,530
Oh, Mr. Fred, I'll miss you.

1570
01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:38,531
Really?

1571
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:42,702
Really, Mr. Fred. I have a psychiatrist
who prescribes some strong medication.

1572
01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,829
Rose quartz is nice, you know?

1573
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,874
But sometimes prescription meds
are what do the trick.

1574
01:24:47,957 --> 01:24:48,958
I'm fine. We're fine.

1575
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,961
Bye, Beth. We're fine and happy,
all right?

1576
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,047
Right? We're great, Beth.

1577
01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:55,715
We are great, aren't we?

1578
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:57,592
We're wonderful.

1579
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:12,065
It's here.

1580
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,410
Mr. Fred, what are you doing here?

1581
01:25:24,494 --> 01:25:26,412
I look a mess.

1582
01:25:27,163 --> 01:25:28,581
Tom Tom!

1583
01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:35,171
Mr. Fred, this girl has worked
in so many places

1584
01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:38,049
I didn't even know
the last one was your company.

1585
01:25:38,758 --> 01:25:42,679
I'm sorry about Brenda.
I'm so embarrassed I wish I could hide.

1586
01:25:42,762 --> 01:25:45,807
Listen, I'm the one
who needs to apologize, okay?

1587
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,977
-Is Brenda here?
-Yeah, she's upstairs.

1588
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:51,312
-I'll go talk to her.
-Go on.

1589
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:53,314
I'll stay here with Tom Tom.

1590
01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,191
Right, sweetie?

1591
01:26:00,738 --> 01:26:01,948
What are you doing here?

1592
01:26:02,031 --> 01:26:05,535
I came to give you a gift
and apologize, because…

1593
01:26:05,618 --> 01:26:07,245
-Did you buy that for me?
-No.

1594
01:26:07,328 --> 01:26:10,832
I mean, it is for you, but this one I…

1595
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:14,252
-What?
-I stole it.

1596
01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:16,796
-No way.
-It's true.

1597
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,091
And you're absolutely right,
that place is awful.

1598
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,509
I was awful,

1599
01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:24,596
but that place has a way
of making us all more and more awful.

1600
01:26:24,679 --> 01:26:25,680
I'm sorry, okay?

1601
01:26:25,763 --> 01:26:29,267
And I can get you another job,
in a better place.

1602
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,603
Thank you, then.

1603
01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:33,938
Once I get my life in order, because…

1604
01:26:35,106 --> 01:26:36,649
I quit too.

1605
01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:38,443
-You quit?
-Mm-hmm.

1606
01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,694
-No way.
-Yes.

1607
01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:41,112
-For real?
-For real.

1608
01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:43,489
Do you see that thing over there?

1609
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,074
-Yes.
-It's half assembled.

1610
01:26:45,158 --> 01:26:48,745
There. It's a piece of furniture
I bought for Aunt Simone.

1611
01:26:48,828 --> 01:26:51,706
She wanted something for the living room.
So I gave it to her.

1612
01:26:51,789 --> 01:26:55,043
I bought it in 78 installments,
I didn't know I'd get fired.

1613
01:26:55,126 --> 01:26:58,046
I ordered it unassembled
because assembled was more expensive.

1614
01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,924
It arrived with three screws missing.
Where did I buy it?

1615
01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:02,550
-Rabbit Home Center.
-No.

1616
01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:06,262
-But we can fix that now.
-Let's do it.

1617
01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:07,680
There you go.

1618
01:27:09,766 --> 01:27:10,767
Thank you.

1619
01:27:10,850 --> 01:27:12,268
I heard about Family Day.

1620
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:17,398
-I'm sorry, okay? I overdid it.
-No problem at all.

1621
01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,777
I mean, none of my organs are
where they're supposed to be anymore.

1622
01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:24,322
The farm's been devastated,
but everything's under control.

1623
01:27:24,405 --> 01:27:26,324
But I know I was being very selfish.

1624
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,159
-Yeah.
-So Roberta has every right

1625
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,327
to be upset with me.

1626
01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:30,370
Mm-hmm.

1627
01:27:31,037 --> 01:27:33,373
And my kids have every right
not to like me anymore.

1628
01:27:33,456 --> 01:27:35,458
No, stop it. Of course they like you.

1629
01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:36,960
Your kids are really cool.

1630
01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,671
They wouldn't be so cool
if you weren't too.

1631
01:27:41,005 --> 01:27:42,715
It's done. It looks good.

1632
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:47,011
You're good.

1633
01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:54,102
Your kids like you.

1634
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,563
But they're not even talking to me.

1635
01:27:57,647 --> 01:27:59,857
But it must be hard for them, right?

1636
01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:02,610
Knowing they hurt you
with that Family Day prank.

1637
01:28:02,694 --> 01:28:05,029
Talk to them, man. You're their father.

1638
01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:08,032
Am I still?

1639
01:28:10,785 --> 01:28:12,370
It has a translation, you know?

1640
01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:14,330
In Portuguese, it's <i>Dia da Família.</i>

1641
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,249
How the tables have turned.

1642
01:28:16,332 --> 01:28:17,500
I'm a fast learner.

1643
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:19,127
Give me a hug.

1644
01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,671
You're lucky I'm not a Scorpio.

1645
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:24,340
-Thanks. And what are you?
-I don't hold grudges.

1646
01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:25,842
-I'm a Taurus.
-Like Tom Tom.

1647
01:28:25,925 --> 01:28:27,719
-Tom Tom is a Taurus?
-You didn't know?

1648
01:28:27,802 --> 01:28:30,471
-I didn't.
-Why do you think he eats so much?

1649
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,891
-Maybe he has worms?
-No, he eats fruits, rice, beans…

1650
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:40,481
Brand-new diaper, right? Yay!

1651
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,359
-Score!
-Yeah!

1652
01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:46,529
-Rest.
-Yeah! That's it.

1653
01:28:46,612 --> 01:28:49,324
That's it, girl!
She's got nothing on the left!

1654
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:52,076
Nothing on the left! Hit it left!

1655
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,829
Okay? Focus, relax, breathe.

1656
01:28:54,912 --> 01:28:57,415
Hit her left side. Focus, okay?

1657
01:28:57,498 --> 01:28:58,791
-Are you listening?
-Yeah.

1658
01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:01,252
-Go, hit her left side.
-Okay, Dad.

1659
01:29:03,212 --> 01:29:06,132
Son, I can't believe
you were studying anatomy

1660
01:29:06,215 --> 01:29:07,633
with my best friend's daughter.

1661
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:09,510
She's practically your cousin.

1662
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:11,971
You're offended.
That's all you have to say?

1663
01:29:12,055 --> 01:29:16,184
I'm not offended, I'm a survivor.
I didn't put my kids in a giant ball.

1664
01:29:16,267 --> 01:29:18,019
I survived by some miracle.

1665
01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:19,854
-Score!
-Some miracle!

1666
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:25,860
Us surviving with you
taking care of us was also a miracle, Dad.

1667
01:29:25,943 --> 01:29:27,278
Jesus, honey.

1668
01:29:29,864 --> 01:29:31,074
I'm sorry.

1669
01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:33,701
I'm sorry too, Dad.

1670
01:29:35,161 --> 01:29:35,995
Okay.

1671
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,374
Yeah, Dad. I'm sorry.

1672
01:29:41,125 --> 01:29:42,919
I'm sorry, Dad.

1673
01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:46,464
I'm sorry, guys.

1674
01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:47,715
It was my bad.

1675
01:29:47,799 --> 01:29:50,802
Maybe you could save
family therapy for another time.

1676
01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:52,261
Just a second.

1677
01:29:52,345 --> 01:29:54,013
Another time that never comes.

1678
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:56,808
If he's anything like you,
it will never be the right time.

1679
01:29:56,891 --> 01:29:58,017
What the hell, Júlia?

1680
01:29:58,101 --> 01:30:00,978
Disrespecting your mother
just because you have an audience?

1681
01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:03,856
When we get home, we'll chat. Don't worry.

1682
01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:07,026
No. When we get home,
you'll be on your phone.

1683
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:08,403
See what I mean?

1684
01:30:08,486 --> 01:30:10,947
It's so sad to see a family fighting.

1685
01:30:11,030 --> 01:30:13,366
They're fighting,
but at least they're talking.

1686
01:30:13,449 --> 01:30:15,243
You don't talk or fight.

1687
01:30:15,326 --> 01:30:17,662
You never even asked
if I like these games.

1688
01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:19,956
-What do you mean, son?
-Quiet down, everyone.

1689
01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:22,083
-You're disturbing the game!
-That's right.

1690
01:30:22,166 --> 01:30:25,336
You're the referee,
not a family court judge, okay?

1691
01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,922
Hey!

1692
01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:29,882
-The man asked for silence!
-Yes.

1693
01:30:29,966 --> 01:30:33,094
Anyone who's not interested
in the tennis match is free to leave.

1694
01:30:33,177 --> 01:30:35,346
-Me!
-What?

1695
01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:39,016
I'm exhausted from practicing every day
and getting up early to do it.

1696
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,852
I don't even like tennis.

1697
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:42,687
I do it because you bug me.

1698
01:30:42,770 --> 01:30:43,896
But, honey…

1699
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,149
Also because I know it's important to you.

1700
01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:47,442
But, honey…

1701
01:30:48,609 --> 01:30:50,278
Oh, for crying out loud.

1702
01:30:50,361 --> 01:30:52,947
I didn't even want to come,
and we won't have a match?

1703
01:30:53,030 --> 01:30:55,199
Hey, lady, do you mind?

1704
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,702
-Go fu--
-Hey! Calm down.

1705
01:30:57,785 --> 01:30:59,745
Look at the example we're setting here.

1706
01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:02,123
Really? You're talking
about setting an example?

1707
01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:05,209
-What do you mean by that, son?
-You don't pay attention to me…

1708
01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:07,378
We came to see my friend.

1709
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:09,755
These annoying people
are bothering my daughter.

1710
01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,340
Wait, guys.

1711
01:31:11,424 --> 01:31:12,550
Just a second.

1712
01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:15,011
Relax, you're nervous.
That's normal, honey.

1713
01:31:15,094 --> 01:31:16,512
There's no need for that.

1714
01:31:16,596 --> 01:31:18,514
Guys, team, gather up.

1715
01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:20,391
It's the perfect time for us to leave.

1716
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:21,726
-Let's go?
-Let's go.

1717
01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:22,810
Come on, son.

1718
01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:26,814
Come here, honey. Let's play.

1719
01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:27,815
You're amazing!

1720
01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:29,984
Playing… It's all right.

1721
01:31:30,067 --> 01:31:33,654
Let's go. We'll be happier
once we're out of this madness.

1722
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:42,872
Look, my little crew, my loves,
I know you're upset,

1723
01:31:42,955 --> 01:31:46,000
with those grumpy faces,
but the universe just showed us

1724
01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:48,461
a spectacular example
of a dysfunctional family.

1725
01:31:48,544 --> 01:31:50,087
So, it could be much worse.

1726
01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:53,799
So, Dad may be doing poorly,
but it could be much worse.

1727
01:31:57,803 --> 01:32:01,182
Now… No. Now I want to see
everyone helping me clean up this mess.

1728
01:32:01,265 --> 01:32:03,100
-No.
-Guys!

1729
01:32:03,184 --> 01:32:05,311
-Tom Tom.
-Tom Tom is going to…

1730
01:32:05,394 --> 01:32:08,856
-Tom Tom!
-Tom Tom!

1731
01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,209
Look who's here!

1732
01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:29,126
Huh?

1733
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,341
-Mom? Weren't you coming tomorrow?
-My son!

1734
01:32:35,424 --> 01:32:38,970
-Mommy's back. Squeeze Mommy.
-I missed you, Mom!

1735
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:40,763
I missed you.

1736
01:32:40,846 --> 01:32:42,640
You look beautiful, Mom.

1737
01:32:46,435 --> 01:32:48,896
-Look who's here.
-Look who's here.

1738
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,481
-You're here!
-You're here!

1739
01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:54,819
-You're here!
-She's here.

1740
01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:57,321
She's here!

1741
01:32:57,405 --> 01:33:00,700
-Mommy's here.
-I missed you so much!

1742
01:33:00,783 --> 01:33:02,994
Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

1743
01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:05,663
Hey, team, he pooped.

1744
01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:09,417
-It's my turn to change him.
-No, let me!

1745
01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:10,668
Yeah?

1746
01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:14,297
-Yeah.
-I'm gonna watch them, okay, Mom?

1747
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:18,426
And I'll also put your things away.
You must be tired from the trip.

1748
01:33:18,509 --> 01:33:20,177
-Kisses.
-Kisses. Bye.

1749
01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:23,306
-Wonderful.
-What did you do with my kids?

1750
01:33:23,389 --> 01:33:25,141
-Huh?
-Did you drug them?

1751
01:33:25,224 --> 01:33:27,310
-No!
-My children, Fred.

1752
01:33:27,935 --> 01:33:30,563
-How are you? I missed you so much.
-You look beautiful.

1753
01:33:30,646 --> 01:33:31,856
My God.

1754
01:33:31,939 --> 01:33:33,899
-Were you desperate?
-No.

1755
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:37,069
-Felt like curling up and crying?
-No.

1756
01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:39,447
No? You didn't age
a hundred years in one day?

1757
01:33:39,530 --> 01:33:42,491
I aged a little. But it's okay,
you're back and you're beautiful.

1758
01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:44,952
I need to tell you
something very important.

1759
01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:47,204
-Me too.
-Are you serious? For the love of God.

1760
01:33:47,288 --> 01:33:49,415
You're back
with something important to tell me.

1761
01:33:49,498 --> 01:33:50,541
You go first.

1762
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:54,253
Honey, I don't want to be
a full-time mom and housewife.

1763
01:33:54,337 --> 01:33:56,505
I need to be happy. I need to…

1764
01:33:57,131 --> 01:33:59,550
For the sake of our family,
I'm going back to work.

1765
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:00,551
Are you serious?

1766
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:03,262
And I quit my job, honey.

1767
01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:05,514
-No way.
-I quit my job.

1768
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,308
-Really?
-Really.

1769
01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:10,436
-But now what?
-Now you'll be the breadwinner.

1770
01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:12,521
I'll take care of things.

1771
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:15,608
It will be wonderful, we're a team.
And you're back, and beautiful.

1772
01:34:15,691 --> 01:34:19,737
-I love you.
-I love you. I missed you so much.

1773
01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:20,655
Oh my God.

1774
01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:21,572
Ew!

1775
01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:25,201
-Oh, hi!
-Mom, we found out Dad's terrible.

1776
01:34:25,284 --> 01:34:26,869
But at least he tries.

1777
01:34:26,952 --> 01:34:29,830
And we missed you so much.

1778
01:34:30,706 --> 01:34:32,792
But we're happy you look beautiful.

1779
01:34:32,875 --> 01:34:35,711
-What's it like there?
-Salvador is so beautiful.

1780
01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:37,880
It's so nice. I've already decided.

1781
01:34:37,963 --> 01:34:41,217
At least once a year,
I'll spend ten days there.

1782
01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:43,386
Wait. Gather up, guys, team meeting.

1783
01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:46,180
Let's decide if we'll let Mom
keep going to Salvador.

1784
01:34:46,263 --> 01:34:48,140
What's this attachment to Salvador?

1785
01:34:48,224 --> 01:34:49,642
Guys, it's magical.

1786
01:34:50,643 --> 01:34:53,854
-There's an energy, a glow.
-Turn that glow down a bit.

1787
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:56,691
No, keep your beautiful glow,
but here with us. We need you.

1788
01:34:56,774 --> 01:34:58,859
I know all the dance routines, okay?

1789
01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:01,737
Mom's the new redhead from É o Tchan now.

1790
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:04,907
-What is É o Tchan, Mom?
-No way, João!

1791
01:35:04,990 --> 01:35:07,159
-I'll play it now.
-It's an axé band.

1792
01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:09,870
-Come on, shake it.
-No. I learned how to change diapers.

1793
01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:11,831
-Yeah.
-To get kids settled into daycare.

1794
01:35:11,914 --> 01:35:13,874
Now I have to learn É o Tchan dance moves?

1795
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,209
Loosen up. You can do it.

1796
01:35:15,292 --> 01:35:17,628
-Just a second, Beta.
-Come on!

1797
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:19,797
-Yes, Malu!
-Come here, Clacla.

1798
01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,882
Help your sister. We have to go under it.

1799
01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,552
-I can't do that.
-Higher, for the love of God.

1800
01:35:24,635 --> 01:35:26,470
My back. Come on!

1801
01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:28,723
Jesus Christ!

1802
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,601
This is such a good song!

1803
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:38,023
-Here! Hey!
-Yeah.

1804
01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:44,280
-Jump!
-Come on, move it.

1805
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:16,687
DADDY'S IN TROUBLE

1806
01:36:20,691 --> 01:36:24,737
<i>Fred, you're not going to believe this.</i>
<i>Did Beth tell you?</i>

1807
01:36:24,820 --> 01:36:27,823
<i>Dante's wife heard</i>
<i>about Roberta's arrangement</i>

1808
01:36:27,907 --> 01:36:30,534
<i>and took off for Miami,</i>
<i>leaving the kids with him.</i>

1809
01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,578
<i>Don't even know when she's coming back.</i>

1810
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:35,372
<i>Matheus, what a juicy piece of gossip!</i>

1811
01:36:35,456 --> 01:36:37,458
<i>The best I get is school gossip here.</i>

1812
01:36:37,541 --> 01:36:39,168
<i>I need some grown-up gossip.</i>

1813
01:36:39,251 --> 01:36:41,128
<i>So you're saying Dante is…</i>

1814
01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:44,173
<i>The guy's emasculated.</i>

1815
01:36:44,256 --> 01:36:48,803
<i>He shows up for work with the same outfit</i>
<i>every day, like a cartoon character.</i>

1816
01:36:49,678 --> 01:36:53,474
<i>Everyone's saying Pontes was</i>
<i>the one holding everything together.</i>

1817
01:36:54,183 --> 01:36:57,561
<i>Oh! Wasn't he "the best in Cambridge"?</i>

1818
01:36:57,645 --> 01:36:59,313
<i>With his perfect family?</i>

1819
01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:03,192
<i>Even Tom Tom is laughing.</i>
<i>Aren't you, buddy?</i>

1820
01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:07,279
<i>He asked for your number.</i>
<i>Wanted to know if you were still idle.</i>

1821
01:37:07,363 --> 01:37:11,534
<i>Idle? What do you mean, Matheus?</i>
<i>I was idle at Rabbit Home Center.</i>

1822
01:37:11,617 --> 01:37:14,995
<i>Here at home, I'm doing lambaerobics,</i>
<i>fit dance, CrossFit,</i>

1823
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:18,207
<i>but not lifting gym weights.</i>
<i>I'm lifting kids' backpacks.</i>

1824
01:37:18,290 --> 01:37:21,710
<i>Hey, he just sent me a message!</i>
<i>Hold on, let me listen!</i>

1825
01:37:21,794 --> 01:37:26,257
<i>Yo, Fred! Long time no see.</i>
<i>How are you, my friend? It's Dante.</i>

1826
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:29,468
<i>You know we'll welcome you back</i>
<i>whenever you want.</i>

1827
01:37:29,552 --> 01:37:32,513
<i>Rabbit Home Center's your family.</i>
<i>I guarantee a great salary.</i>

1828
01:37:32,596 --> 01:37:35,850
<i>Name your price, all right?</i>
<i>Are you interested? Oh!</i>

1829
01:37:35,933 --> 01:37:38,102
<i>Call me back. I'm waiting.</i>
<i>Don't forget about me, Fred.</i>

1830
01:37:38,185 --> 01:37:39,395
{\an8}HONEY! BETINHA! LISTEN TO THIS!

1831
01:37:39,478 --> 01:37:40,896
<i>Is that Dante? Jesus!</i>

1832
01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:42,523
YEAH!!!!

1833
01:37:42,606 --> 01:37:44,400
<i>Wait until he finds out</i>

1834
01:37:44,483 --> 01:37:49,238
<i>that the lawyer helping Brenda</i>
<i>sue Rabbit Home Center is me.</i>

1835
01:37:49,321 --> 01:37:50,781
<i>He's going to freak out!</i>

1836
01:37:52,783 --> 01:37:56,745
<i>Honey, can you send me some pictures</i>
<i>of the kids? I miss them.</i>

1837
01:37:56,829 --> 01:37:57,872
<i>Okay, I'll send them.</i>

1838
01:37:57,955 --> 01:38:00,875
<i>But as soon as you see the mess</i>
<i>they're making around the house,</i>

1839
01:38:00,958 --> 01:38:02,459
<i>you'll stop missing them.</i>

1840
01:38:03,335 --> 01:38:06,922
<i>Mr. Fred, I love working</i>
<i>at Mrs. Roberta's office.</i>

1841
01:38:07,006 --> 01:38:10,259
<i>Who knew? The worst thing</i>
<i>to ever happen to me, you,</i>

1842
01:38:10,342 --> 01:38:13,762
<i>led to the best thing</i>
<i>to ever happen to me, Mrs. Roberta.</i>

1843
01:38:13,846 --> 01:38:16,140
<i>This woman is not a lawyer, Mr. Fred.</i>

1844
01:38:16,223 --> 01:38:19,351
<i>She's a dragon tamer.</i>
<i>You should see what she does around here.</i>

1845
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:21,812
<i>She'll destroy that bastard Dante.</i>

1846
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:24,565
<i>She'll make him cry screw tears.</i>
<i>You'll see.</i>

1847
01:38:25,774 --> 01:38:27,192
<i>What the hell is this?</i>

1848
01:38:27,276 --> 01:38:31,780
<i>-Did you like it? The kids made it.</i>
-<i>I thought so. I could tell right away.</i>

1849
01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:34,700
<i>I would never expect</i>
<i>such creativity from you.</i>

1850
01:38:34,783 --> 01:38:36,619
<i>With all due respect, Mr. Fred.</i>

1851
01:38:41,373 --> 01:38:43,375
MATHEUS
I JUST HEARD! DANTE IS DES…

1852
01:38:44,335 --> 01:38:46,921
<i>Matheus, he's desperate.</i>

1853
01:38:47,004 --> 01:38:51,300
<i>Should I let him know I'm not coming back,</i>
<i>or let him suffer for a while?</i>

1854
01:38:51,383 --> 01:38:52,927
<i>Dad, Clarice's hitting me.</i>

1855
01:38:53,010 --> 01:38:57,681
<i>Clacla, stop! João, you're the oldest.</i>
<i>Set an example. God! Where are you going?</i>

1856
01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:00,100
<i>-Who's outside?</i>
<i>-No one, Dad. A friend.</i>

1857
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:03,562
<i>Look, when your mom gets here,</i>
<i>we're going to have a talk.</i>

1858
01:39:03,646 --> 01:39:06,607
<i>It's Double Tuesday.</i>
<i>She's going to the bar with Brenda.</i>

1859
01:39:06,690 --> 01:39:08,943
<i>Did you hear that, Matheus? Hold on.</i>

1860
01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:12,571
<i>Roberta, I'll need ten days in Salvador.</i>
<i>Okay? In the summer!</i>

1861
01:39:13,489 --> 01:39:15,991
<i>-I want to go too.</i>
<i>-Figure it out, Betinha!</i>

1862
01:39:17,242 --> 01:39:18,786
<i>Timbalada!</i>

1863
01:42:07,663 --> 01:42:12,668
Subtitle translation by: J. Jones