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Flora?

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j but we'll be okay}

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yioro'j

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Okay.

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Imagine...

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The apocalypse
is just sta/t/ng, right?

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Okay, I'm lmag/n/ng it. Okay

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ano' nobody's ready, right?

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'Cause it just happened
and its all chaos,

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ano' eve/yboo'y is like,
“what do we do?

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Like, the fuck/77g world is ending. ”

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And we roll up
in the most ew'i—look/ng,

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rump/lng, badass,

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flame—thro wing muscle car.

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And one of us gets out...

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With a hundred pounds of brass
and steel strapped to our back..

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And just starts torching eve/yth/ng,

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completely surrounded by fire.

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Okay?

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Who do you think
is go/ng to be in charge?

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Mother medusa?
Mo therfucking medusa.

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Dude, I'm really not feeling
like going out again tonight.

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That was the worst thing
that could have happened

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I don't know if that's the worst thing
that could '|/e happened

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she could ha ve sp/t on me
or kicked me in the balls.

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That would 've been awesome.

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We could've got beat up.

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Okay, listen.
We're going out again tonight.

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I, for real, am starting to feel like girls
don't even like me anymore.

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Do you know what I was thinking earlier
when I was looking into your eyes...

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When you were holding
that big gun by me?

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What?

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Dude, you harsh reminded me
of lord humungous.

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No, / 'm serious.
It was a wesome.

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And I was the birdman.
It was sweet.

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Okay, listen.
We 're going out tonight,

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and if/ even catch you
looking at someone...

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I don't care if it's a fucking guy—
You're gonna hit on them.

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You're gonna pick them up,
you're gonna take them home,

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and I am gonna be right
by your side the whole time.

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Like, the whole time.

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Okay. Until the finishing act.

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All right.

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So we're sure
we don't need that tank?

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Yeah. All right.

49
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You worried about ricochet?

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Dude, you're holding a 12—gauge,
double—barrel, sawed—off shotgun.

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We're gonna be fine.
All right. Okay.

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Wait.

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That's settled then.
We're switching to diesel.

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Propane is for puss/es.
Propane is for pussies.

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Come on. It's time to get ready, dude.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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if/ could ha ve your attention
for a couple moments.

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My name isjohn huck,
and it is time for the main event.

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Oh, yeah!

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Whoo!

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Take a look
at these nice little...

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Crickets!

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All right. Hey—
Where's my spotlight?

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Hello. All right. Thank you.

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Now what I need are two dumb—asses
to come up here...

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And compete
in a cricket-eating contest...

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For this $50 gift certificate
to some shitty restaurant.

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Hey, Johnny! What's up?

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Is that fucking Milly?

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I'll eat some bugs.
What's the big deal?

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Okay. Anybody here have what it takes...

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To, uh, beat this innocent little girl?

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What's up? What is up?

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I'll take on that little daddy's girl.
Okay.

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Oh, damn. That
sounds like a threat to me, right?

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All right, everybody. We
got a match! Yeah!

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You're gonna get your ass kicked.

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Jj

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Jj

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Dude, I think that was the sweetest thing
I've ever seen you do.

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I think that was the
stupidest thing I've ever done.

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Dude, did you get
herphonerunnber? Fuck you.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, my god,
if it isn't the criminal bitch...

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Who stole all the glory
from my main man.

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Hey, it's what I do.
— what's up? Have a seat.

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All right. Oh. Hey.

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Hey.

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That was quite the show
you put on up there.

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Aw, thank you.
Yeah, it's been, like, 12 hours...

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Since I've seen a girl put that
much gross shit in her mouth.

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Oh, wow. Quite the charmer.

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I'm sorry. Um, I'm Aiden.

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Milly.
Just to let you guys know,

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that's probably the dumbest fucking thing
I've seen anybody do for $50 in my life.

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Oh, you think that's dumb?
You guys should've been here last week.

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What? We were
here last week! You were here?

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Yeah. When the creepy old guy
came out of the crowd.

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No shit! What was
wrong with that guy?

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So you were actually gonna
let them set you on fire?

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I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.

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They did set me on fire. — what?

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Yes! — we stayed after hours.

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And I missed it? Yup.

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Oh, my god. That was
all I wanted that night...

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Was to fucking see that shit.

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Jj

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Lookshkeyou
madesomeffiends yeah!

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Watch out for these boys.
They're bad news.

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Oh, they have to
watch out for us.

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Okay. We're gonna need...

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Three pitchers of beer
and a round ofshots.

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Ohjnygod.no. What?

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Okay. Make it whiskey.
Wait. Right? Right?

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Joe! Two shots of whiskey each.

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And do you have a deck
of playing cards?

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You know, it's illegal
for me to give you cards in here.

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Actually, I did know that. Good.

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Hey. Hey, there, buddy.

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Did you think you could just
sneak away and I wouldn't notice?

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I wasn't sneaking away.
I was just getting you your drink.

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Really? Yes

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but I'm very bad
at getting bartenders' attention.

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That's okay. We can do
it together. Okay. Cool.

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So your friend—
He's a little bit of a bastard.

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What, Aiden.? Ah! Ohh! Go!

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Mmm. No. He's just crazy.

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Once you get to know him, he's,
like, the sweetest dude you'll ever know.

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I'm sure. Hey. I was wondering
when you were gonna come see me.

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Sorry. Been busy. How you doing?

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Good.Youknovafl5ttheusum.
Yeah, |hearyou.

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Um, so what can I get for you?

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I'm gonna get two beers
and two shots of whiskey.

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That's perfect.

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Nice.

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So your name's wood row? Yes.

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Milly. Nice to meet you.

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Likewise.

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So that was awesome, right?
What?

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The contest.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We put on this
whole little show.

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Youcahedrne adaddysgul yeah.

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I was like,
“ooh, who is this guy?”

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And then I couldn't even eat
a single grasshopper.

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Oh, you were right. Uh, maybe.

146
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So who are you? Where are
you from? What do you do?

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U h, wow. Okay.

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Um, I live around here,

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but I'm from Wisconsin originally.

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And I spend— oh, my god.

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What?

152
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Sorry. Um, your shoes.

153
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Oh, yeah. I need to get new ones.
They're pretty bad.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What do you do?

155
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Oh, um, I'm building a flamethrower.

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You're building a
flamethrower? Yes.

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Fuck you. No, I really am.

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And I'm really excited about it.

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That is probably the weirdest
thing I have ever heard.

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I like you.

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I like you too.

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Okay, drink a pitcher.

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I'm drunk. I can't.
Okay. I'll make you a deal.

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Will you go home with me
if! Drink this entire pitcher?

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No.

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Okay. It's a deal then.

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Oh, my god. Ew.

168
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No.

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Ohh!

170
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,608
Oh, my god.

171
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,735
Ahhh!

172
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,863
Hey!

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Are you guys doing okay over there?

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I think he's coming over here.

175
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Shit.

176
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Okay. You put
this between your boobs.

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Wait. No, no, no.

178
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And you put this in your mouth.

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Don't be a pussy.

180
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So? So?

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Um, it was really, really awesome
meeting you tonight.

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You too.

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Can I take you out sometime?

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Of course.

185
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Okay. Can I take you
out to dinner tomorrow?

186
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Yes. Okay. Cool.

187
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Do you want my number?
Yes, I do.

188
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That's what I need is your number.
Okay. Okay. Oh.

189
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What up, dog? Hey. What's up?

190
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,078
Hmm, hmm, hmm! How you doing?

191
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(Dh, shh. Yeah.

192
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,876
Where did you go?

193
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:52,546
Oh, wait. What,
is this Saturday already?

194
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,506
Yes. What'd they
have you do tonight?

195
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,425
Swallow flaming swords
and shit? Oh, god.

196
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,636
Iio. What?

197
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,725
They had me eating crickets. Live.

198
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,727
That's disgusting, Milly.

199
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,728
I know.

200
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,105
Seriously, that's gross.

201
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,774
I mean, it's a good way
to get sick too.

202
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,068
Actually,

203
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,699
I met this really cool guy
tonight.

204
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,244
Yeah?

205
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,292
He was going against me
in the contest,

206
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,086
and I totally schooled him.

207
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,055
Well, I am going to sleep.

208
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,059
Okay. Good night.

209
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Night.

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J'j

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J ha I/I/7 '
troubles tell/n ' ho w / feel j

212
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j but / can dance, dance, dance j

213
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j c ou/dn't possibly tell you how / mean j

214
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j but / can dance, dance, dance j

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ah. Jso when / trip on my feetj

216
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j look at the beatj

217
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:45,075
j /t was all written in the sand j

218
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,704
j when / 'm shaking my hips,
look for the swing j

219
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j it was all written in the airj

220
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j oh, dance j

221
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j / was a dancer all alongj

222
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:03,844
j dance, dance, dance j

223
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j words can never make up
for what you do j

224
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j easy con versa tions— jj

225
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J'j

226
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,799
J'j

227
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,979
J ...Make up for what you do jj

228
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jj

229
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:08,158
Hey, Mr. Dancy feet, you wanna
come and hold this for a second?

230
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,576
Yeah.

231
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,206
That girl last night? Yeah?

232
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,666
Was fucking crazy, right?
I know, dude.

233
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,960
She kicked your ass
at eating grasshoppers.

234
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,133
That's it.

235
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,261
I can't believe
it's finally finished.

236
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,364
I can't believe it's finally
finished, and we can't test it...

237
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,891
Till we have one stupid—ass
piece. Oh, I know. I know.

238
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,560
Carlos said we'd get the piece
tomorrow for sure, so...

239
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,854
Oh. Better be.

240
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,196
Vvhafsup? Huh?

241
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,656
Nothing, dude. What's up?

242
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,659
Dude, I cannot believe you ate
grasshoppers to pick up a girl.

243
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,244
No. I know. That was retarded.

244
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,930
No. That's, like, something I would do.
Yeah.

245
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,124
Sweet. Oh, fuck, dude.

246
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,459
Youshouklbonehen yeah.

247
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,002
You get her phone number?

248
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,421
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

249
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,466
Uh, no. Actually,
I'm going on a date tonight.

250
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,885
Cool. Congratulations.

251
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,763
Thanks
oh, I'm going over to Elliot's,

252
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,350
so if you finish with your little datey
thing, you could stop by later. — okay.

253
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,852
Unless it goes super well.

254
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,770
I guess I might not see you
till the morning.

255
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,022
I wonder.
— and then we could test this bad boy.

256
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,817
Yeah. Sweet.

257
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,279
Mike, have you
seen my chapstick? Get up.

258
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:28,738
Aha!

259
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,366
See? Ha, ha. — wow.

260
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,369
What are you doing?

261
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,538
Getting ready.

262
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,415
Getting ready for what?

263
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,878
I have a date with that guy
I told you about last night.

264
00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,187
Did you drop off
the rent check yet?

265
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,481
Um, no. I forgot.

266
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,483
Come on, Milly.
It's a week late already.

267
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,444
Oh, come on. It doesn't matter.

268
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,322
The landlord has a crush
on me anyways.

269
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,867
That's him. Can you get it?

270
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,161
Mike?

271
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,746
Thank you.

272
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,711
Hey, is, uh, Milly here?

273
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,379
Who are you?

274
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,048
Wood row.

275
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,426
Hey. Hey.

276
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,137
Hey, there, buddy.

277
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,139
Bye.

278
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,975
So where do you want to go eat?

279
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,395
Well, I was thinking, 'cause
it's our first time hanging out,

280
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,397
I should take you
somewhere nice.

281
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,150
Uh, yeah. Fuckthat what?

282
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,612
I want you to take me
to the cheapest, nastiest,

283
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,614
scariest place that you know of.

284
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,157
Ohnnygod yeah.

285
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,368
If I don't get sick,
I'm gonna be pissed off.

286
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,787
Okay. Okay.

287
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,873
Okay. You know what? I think I
know somewhere we could go.

288
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,000
All right. Where is it? Um,

289
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,253
it's, like,
halfway across the country.

290
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,923
What? Vvhere? Texas

291
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,509
uh, me and Aiden
stopped there on a road trip.

292
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,178
Like, we didn't go in,
but it was, like, really scary.

293
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,224
All right. Let's go.

294
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,767
No. Shut up.

295
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,704
What? You wouldn't actually drive all
the way to Texas with me right now?

296
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,230
I would. You wouldn't.

297
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,649
I am not scared.
I will absolutely go.

298
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,235
I am not scared either. I will go.

299
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,945
Fine. All right. It's on.

300
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,822
Okay. Okay. Let's go.

301
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,950
Ahtht

302
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,743
Are those for me? Oh!

303
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,787
Yes. Here. These are for you.

304
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,372
Thank you. That's cute.

305
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,957
You're welcome.

306
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,376
Oh, um, this is for you.

307
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,503
Oh. What? What is this?

308
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,798
Just open it. A whole box.

309
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,260
I felt really bad the other night
when I was making fun of your shoes...

310
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,638
Oh, yeah.
So I got you some more.

311
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,683
That's really nice of you.
Oh, my god.

312
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,061
I know it's psycho getting you a present
on the first date, but...

313
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,354
Date, huh?

314
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,732
Shut up. Put them on.

315
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,235
Yes. Why'd you come here?

316
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:16,072
Um 'cause California is the place
to go when you're from wiscons/n.

317
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,657
Totally.

318
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,659
So what is all this?

319
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,286
Aha.

320
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,497
Okay. Take one of
those Dixie cups. Okay.

321
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:28,710
And then put it
underneath the spout.

322
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,503
Okay.

323
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:34,049
And turn on the passenger seat
heat to pressurize the system.

324
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,217
Okay. And then it just works
by pressing the button.

325
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,595
Oh, my god.

326
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,638
What is it?

327
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:44,434
Does it look weird? It's
whiskey. No. Oh, my god.

328
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,687
Yeah. Is it awesome?

329
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,648
Is it safe? It's totally safe.

330
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,986
Aaah!

331
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,863
Dude, it's like...

332
00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,283
It's like ajames bond car
for drunks.

333
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,703
So, you, like, built this?

334
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,455
Yes. Yes.

335
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,581
Okay.

336
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,583
It's, like, a hobby, I guess.

337
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,668
Okay. So tell me
about the flamethrower then.

338
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,379
Ah, the flamethrower.

339
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:16,549
So when me and Aiden
were kids in Wisconsin,

340
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,761
we saw mad Max on TV. Yep.

341
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,971
We recorded it on a vhs. Tape...

342
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,807
And watched it,
like, a hundred times.

343
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,558
Totally.
And then our minds got warped,

344
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,561
and we decided that we
absolutely had to have...

345
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,563
Our own flamethrower...

346
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,625
And, like, a ll/ladll/lax muscle car
that shoots flames out...

347
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,129
And has an engine sticking out
of the hood and is really scary.

348
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,362
And— thank you.

349
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:44,869
And then, ifand when the
apocalypse happens— right.

350
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,914
We're set up to rule
over the wasteland...

351
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,917
With our gang mother medusa.

352
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,585
You know madll/lax, right?

353
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,754
Yes, I know mad Max. Come on.

354
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,714
Okay. Sorry.

355
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,299
I think I usually tell it better...

356
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,927
So I seem cool.

357
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,764
No. That was perfect
to make you seem really cool.

358
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,934
Okay, good.

359
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:11,771
I expect to become
an honorary member someday.

360
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,731
We could probably
work something out.

361
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,526
A medusa, if you will. Yes.

362
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,280
Yeah? Yeah, we'll see.

363
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,576
Oh.

364
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,329
Foryou. Awesome.

365
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,081
And for me.

366
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:47,891
Woodrow?

367
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,481
J if you grew up w/th white boys j

368
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,650
j who only look
at black and puerto rican porno j

369
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,528
j 'cause they want something
that their dad don't got j

370
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,489
j then you know where you're atj

371
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:06,201
j ll/lortaring your ear holes shut
in a rush with wet coke j

372
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,412
j in a Starbucks bathroom
with the door closed j

373
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,707
j on booze,
I'm lefi' in residue and confused j

374
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,835
j like the first time
you used sofi' water do wn— jj

375
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,420
jj

376
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,971
Oh, shit.

377
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:32,101
I need a shot to deal with this.

378
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,897
Here's a little one for you.

379
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,942
Uh— oh, my god!

380
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,694
This is huge.

381
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,156
Cheers.

382
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,506
Vveh?

383
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,259
Check this out. I'm scared.

384
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,719
That's good. You've done your job.

385
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,721
Do you see this?

386
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,473
What, the railroad special?

387
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,141
Yeah. Served all night.

388
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,060
And day—old meat loaf.

389
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,913
That's not half bad
at all. Well, well, well.

390
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:18,273
Look who got dipped
in the pretty sauce.

391
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,611
Did hejust grab your ass?
Yes. That's fine.

392
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,405
Wait. Hold on a second. No.

393
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:26,990
Hey, buddy,

394
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,534
you gonna apologize
to her for that?

395
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,370
Why don't you take it easy, buddy?
— dude...

396
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,622
Hey, I don't think
you're listening to me.

397
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,666
I'm dead serious
when I'm telling you right now,

398
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,669
I will beat the living
fucking shit out of you...

399
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:41,254
If you don't apologize
to her right now.

400
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,339
Woodrow, let's go, seriously.

401
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,513
Howsmt

402
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,849
I was the one
that was supposed to get sick.

403
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,309
Yeah.

404
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:56,644
That didn't go as well
as I thought it would.

405
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,107
Mmm.

406
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,442
Okay.

407
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,153
Are you okay? Mm—hmm.

408
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,905
Mmm. Where did you
learn to fight like that, mister?

409
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,366
Fuck you.

410
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:13,369
Whatever, dude. Fucking badass.

411
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,649
Oh, hey. What's up, Courtney?
Hi, Mike.

412
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,633
Comeonm. Thanks

413
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,509
what ya doing?

414
00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:30,970
Uh, just having some people
over little later,

415
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,889
so I'm cooking. Cool.

416
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,725
Fun. Yeah.

417
00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,936
So, have you seen Milly lately?

418
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,480
No.

419
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:43,650
Do you know where she is
by any chance?

420
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,818
Yeah. She ran off
with some dude.

421
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,403
Woodrow?

422
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,739
Yeah, woodrow. That guy.

423
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,825
She, uh, left a message
on the machine yesterday.

424
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,827
What did she say?

425
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,704
She's in Texas or some shit.

426
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,289
God knows.

427
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,042
I hope she gets back in time.

428
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,685
You guys can still come over and party
even ifshe's not back yet.

429
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:05,505
I still live here too.

430
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,549
Speaking ofwhich, I paid her rent again.

431
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:10,343
Tsk.

432
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,845
Um...

433
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:15,556
What are you making?

434
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,183
Smokies.

435
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,393
Smokies?

436
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,061
Yeah. Smokies.
They're really good.

437
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,522
They're just, like,
little tiny wieners?

438
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,148
Yes reafly?

439
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:27,318
Little hot dogs. That's what you
chose to make for your friends...

440
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,362
Little wieners. Yeah.

441
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,240
That's an interesting choice.

442
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:35,535
And I really like this apron
too. Thank you. Okay.

443
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,370
Bye. It really brings
out your eye color.

444
00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,539
A nice teal. Get outta
here. I will see you...

445
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,833
Hey, maybe you can make
those smokies for my birthday.

446
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,043
Maybe I will. Maybe I
should try one just to...

447
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:46,587
No, don't touch.
If you leave, I'll make them for you.

448
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,715
Reafly? Ipronflse.Butgo.

449
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,050
Come on, Layla. Let's go.

450
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,344
J doodi/y—do j

451
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,221
j when I doodily—do j

452
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,057
j'j

453
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,896
Jand I—j j'j

454
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,899
J I doodily—do
when I doodle my doodle j

455
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:10,987
jaii us diddle when I get
pushed up the middle j

456
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,656
miss thing!

457
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,166
How's your face feel? Hmm?

458
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,002
Oh, it's not bad.

459
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,087
Your eye is really swollen.

460
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:30,173
Ifsnotthatauoflen

461
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,759
You're crazy.

462
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,179
Mmm. Does it look cool?

463
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,139
What, you acting crazy?

464
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,933
No, my eye.

465
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,935
Yeah, it's pretty tough.

466
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,520
Okay.

467
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,776
This is nice.
Why do you keep saying that?

468
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,028
I don't know. 'Cause it is.

469
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,988
You're so cute.

470
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,823
Mmm. Thank you.

471
00:26:55,907 --> 00:26:57,825
You're pretty cute too.

472
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,162
Mmm.

473
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,872
Mmm.

474
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,708
Thbisnkethough

475
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,837
Mmm.

476
00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:12,882
Jj

477
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,973
Do you have a boyfriend?

478
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,308
What?

479
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,811
I don't know.

480
00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:28,648
Do you think that I would be on
this trip with you if! Had a boyfriend?

481
00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,066
I don't know.

482
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,068
I mean, I hope not, I guess.

483
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,153
I don't have a boyfriend, silly.

484
00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:35,738
Okay.

485
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,740
Sorry.

486
00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,326
Jj

487
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,663
I think you might be
my girlfriend someday, yeah?

488
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:49,252
Um, is that your way ofasking
me to be your girlfriend?

489
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:55,007
Um, I don't know. Maybe.

490
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:58,094
You don't want me
to be your girlfriend.

491
00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:01,347
I think I might, actually.

492
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,683
No, you don't.

493
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,060
Why not?

494
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,062
Because.

495
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,064
Because why?

496
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,108
Things will go bad.

497
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,110
How do you know?

498
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,445
Because that's
always what happens.

499
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,741
I'll hurt you,
and I won't be able to help it.

500
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,286
Oh, how do you know
I won't end up hurting you?

501
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,038
I doubt it.

502
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,040
I'm pretty tough, you know?

503
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,543
I know, I know.

504
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,218
You're not gonna hurt me.

505
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:40,970
Okay.

506
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,764
Hi. Hello.

507
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,766
Can I get a pack of aspirin,
please?

508
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:29,101
Aspirin. Yes.

509
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,103
Oh, excuse me. I'm walking.

510
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,606
Oh, actually,
can I get the yellow one?

511
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:36,943
Yellow. Oh, excuse me. I'm
walking. Sorry. Excuse me.

512
00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:39,320
Aiden, can you quit
harassing my customers, please?

513
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,656
Aiden! You asshole.

514
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,658
My god, I thought you were
some crazy weirdo.

515
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:45,785
I am some weirdo.
What are you doing here?

516
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:49,538
I just live around
the corner. Oh. Sorry.

517
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,165
Thank you. Thank you.

518
00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,751
So ha ve you heard
from woodro w or Milly?

519
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,088
Yeah, I did, actually.
Apparently they went to Texas.

520
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:58,714
Texas? Really? Mm-hmm.

521
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,132
Mm-hmm. Weird.

522
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:02,176
They're not gonna get back
till Wednesday.

523
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,637
Wednesday. Sweet. Yeah.

524
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,139
Except I'm, like, really bored
without Milly around.

525
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,141
Yeah? Yeah.

526
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,810
Then you called,

527
00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:13,729
but then you were
just looking for Milly, so...

528
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:17,149
Hey, come on. I was looking
for woodrow, seriously.

529
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,858
No, I mean, it was weird.
I did ask for your number.

530
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,863
I wasn't sure if! Should call.

531
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:25,908
Well, I gave you my number.
I know, I know, I know.

532
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,428
But then I woke up the next
morning, and I was like, “oh, my god.

533
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:30,746
“Last night, I was so drunk,

534
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,558
she probably just gave me her phone
number 'cause she felt sorry for me.”

535
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,419
No, no. I don't have problems
saying no to drunk guys.

536
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,005
No, I didn't say that.
It's just I'm so fucking hot.

537
00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,007
You're such a dork.

538
00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:43,968
Um, this is my place. Awesome.

539
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,387
Well, um, I don't know...

540
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,849
Ifwoodrow and Milly
are gonna be back yet,

541
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:53,269
but on Wednesday night—
It's my birthday,

542
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,062
so I'm gonna have a party
at Milly's house.

543
00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,898
Sweet. Since you live
right here, if you wanna go...

544
00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:00,026
No. I totally wanna go.
I love birthday parties.

545
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:02,319
Okay. Cool. Okay.

546
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:04,363
So, Wednesday night. Okay. Cool.

547
00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:07,074
Okay. So I'll see you.

548
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:09,535
Okay. Okay, that's cute.

549
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,537
Okay. All right. Sweet.

550
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,622
Well, uh, have a good day,
and I'll see you...

551
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:16,584
For your super radical
birthday party Wednesday night.

552
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,252
We'll get trashed. Okay.

553
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:19,879
We'll trash—talk each other.

554
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:22,048
Bye. Okay. Bye.

555
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,468
Jj

556
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:32,266
Woodrow, you have to come see this.

557
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,851
What? What is it? Just come see.

558
00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:35,603
What is it? Just come see!

559
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:38,105
Okay. Ahh!
You're gonna make me mad!

560
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,443
Oh, my god!

561
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,695
Dude, right?
This is a really, really...

562
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:48,032
Beat—up old motorcycle.

563
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:50,034
It's fucking homemade. I know.

564
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:53,079
You know what else it is?
Awesome?

565
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:55,414
Yes, awesome. And?

566
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:56,665
Old?

567
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,294
Dude, look at it. And?

568
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,380
And apocalypse road warrior
motorcycle awesomeness!

569
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:06,425
Totally! Let's buy it.
Oh, my god, it is.

570
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:09,929
How are we gonna get it back? There's
no way we're gonna fit that in the car.

571
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,514
Yeah, you're right.

572
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,558
But perhaps we could
trade the car for it.

573
00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:16,685
Youcanttradeyourcan yes, |can.

574
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,979
Who cares?
It's not worth anything.

575
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,066
Let's do it. Dude!
Let's fucking do it.

576
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,693
All right. Have a great day.

577
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,036
Whoo!

578
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,038
Bye! Later! Bye!

579
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,791
J/ know you knowmyheartj

580
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,170
j I've seen you knowj

581
00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:48,634
j/ know you knowmyheartj

582
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:53,264
j you're blind
and you're deaf too j

583
00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:55,391
jaren'tyouj

584
00:32:57,101 --> 00:33:00,855
j you're blind
and you're deaf too j

585
00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:03,232
jaren'tyouj

586
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:11,574
jaren'tyouj

587
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:19,081
jaren'tyouj

588
00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:23,002
j there's people that we knowj

589
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,254
j there's places j

590
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,507
j there's seldom things
we must rep/ace j

591
00:33:28,591 --> 00:33:32,052
j there's ho/lo wness
and there's sundays j

592
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:35,931
jand there's hope
every weekend we make itj

593
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:39,685
j we find truth
in all of our losses j

594
00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:43,856
jand we build from where
we cannot possibly bearj

595
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:48,944
j to see jj

596
00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:58,621
Jj

597
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,000
Aiden.

598
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,501
Hey. Hey.

599
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:06,712
You're here early.
Happy birthday.

600
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,505
Thank you.

601
00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,966
Openit ohomy

602
00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:13,928
it's a fruitcake.

603
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:16,180
It's awesome.

604
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,949
I figured if! Got you fruitcake
for your birthday,

605
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:21,310
I could get you a real present at Christmas
when we know each other really well.

606
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:24,438
Come in. Okay.

607
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,864
Jj

608
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,078
Ohh!

609
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:41,080
Oh.

610
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,918
Mmm. Is this good—bye?

611
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,295
Mmm, yeah.

612
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:49,922
Mmm?

613
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,842
Mmm.

614
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,640
I had a really good time
hanging out with you.

615
00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,225
Me too.

616
00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:11,402
What?

617
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,238
Nothing.

618
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:36,802
Did you just kiss me? Yeah.

619
00:35:36,927 --> 00:35:39,388
Took you long enough. Mmm.

620
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,725
I was waiting
for the right time.

621
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,520
Oh.

622
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:48,856
There's a bunch of people
in your house.

623
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:51,859
I know. It's Courtney's birthday.

624
00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:54,653
I totally forgot until just now.

625
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:56,071
Oh.

626
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:58,157
You wanna come in?

627
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:01,243
Oh, I'm so tired.

628
00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:04,330
Come on. Come in.

629
00:36:04,413 --> 00:36:08,000
We should get totally wasted.

630
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,294
Okay. All right.
But I have to call Aiden.

631
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,671
All right. Because he's
probably worried sick about me.

632
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:16,675
Aw. Okay.

633
00:36:16,759 --> 00:36:19,345
J it stumbled out lost j

634
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:22,556
jand without a pause,
unstung as / was j

635
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,516
j still, / stomped it j

636
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,853
j / thought there was
no pa ved street worth yj

637
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:31,190
j of your perfect
Scandinavian feet j

638
00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:36,195
j while my crooked Chinese
fingers groped j

639
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:40,949
j the machinery of your throat j

640
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,869
What's up?

641
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:47,206
J and now these fewpresidents j

642
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:50,209
j frowning in my pocket j ah.

643
00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:54,254
J can persuade no god j

644
00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:57,549
j to let me let you talkj

645
00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:01,720
j oh, these fewpresidents j

646
00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:05,474
j drowning in m y pocket j

647
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,894
j can persuade no god j

648
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,021
j to let me let you offj

649
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,565
- what the hell?
- Wood row!

650
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:17,486
I missed you! Where
were you? Aiden!

651
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,239
What the hell
are you doing here?

652
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:28,080
So you two actually drove
all the way to Texas?

653
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,456
Yeah.

654
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,084
You didn't go to that
restaurant, did you? I did.

655
00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:34,086
You prick!
We were supposed to go there.

656
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,921
I know. I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.

657
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,923
Did you actually eat there?
Yeah.

658
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:40,467
I had meat loaf. It was good.

659
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,762
And you're okay? Mm. Mm—mm.

660
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:48,267
I had diarrhea, but it's better now.

661
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,978
Cool. Are you fucking serious?

662
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:54,440
Oh, my god, perv!
Did you fuckingjust grab my fucking ass?

663
00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:57,484
Relax, okay? Oh, you
telling me to relax, huh?

664
00:37:57,568 --> 00:37:59,111
Oh, my god.

665
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,488
Shut the fuck up,
fucking faggot!

666
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,615
Go suck some fucking dick!

667
00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:08,120
Wow. That girl is feisty!

668
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,538
Man.

669
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:15,294
Hey, Mike, looks like
you made a friend up there, huh?

670
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:18,297
Uh—huh. Yeah. Whatever.
Fucking bitch. My house!

671
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,800
I think that girl
has a crush on me.

672
00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:23,802
I should probably go say hi.

673
00:38:23,886 --> 00:38:25,304
I think you should too.

674
00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:26,805
Definitely.

675
00:38:26,889 --> 00:38:28,807
Oh, yeah?

676
00:38:28,891 --> 00:38:31,643
What will you give me if! Do?

677
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:34,313
I will give you a dollar.

678
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,440
I will give you a dollar too.

679
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,317
I also will give you a dollar.

680
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,152
However, I don't think
it's a good idea.

681
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,987
Wow. Three dollars.

682
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,156
Do you guys know what
I could buy for three dollars?

683
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,658
Oh, my god.
I better go over there.

684
00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:49,828
What are you gonna say?

685
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:53,499
I think I got
the perfect thing, actually.

686
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:56,502
I'm just gonna need
to get ready first.

687
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:15,187
Hey, I saw you looking
at me from across the room,

688
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,397
and I was looking at your jeans,

689
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,441
and I could tell you're packing...

690
00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,443
A tight little pussy in there,

691
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,529
and I wanted to put it
in my mouth.

692
00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:26,114
What the fuck's
your fucking problem, man?

693
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,242
You talk to chicks like that
all the time, or what?

694
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,953
Hell, no, dude.
What, are you crazy, man?

695
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,496
Fuck you!

696
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,706
Ow. Oh.

697
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,500
Now what, motherfucker?
Now what?

698
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,043
Woodrow! Woodrow!

699
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,419
Oh! Fuck!

700
00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:41,713
Fuck you, motherfucker!

701
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:16,790
Dude, come on!

702
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:18,375
Dude, fuck that guy!

703
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,711
Fuck that girl, dude!
I hope that fucking girl...

704
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,171
Takes that guy home
and gives him fucking aids.

705
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:26,216
Or at least a fucking blowjob.

706
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:29,177
Hey, you guys!
Where are you going?

707
00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:32,723
And heaven!

708
00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:40,230
Where you going?

709
00:40:40,314 --> 00:40:41,940
Nowhere.

710
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,651
Aiden...

711
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:55,203
Aiden, let's go!

712
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,665
Don't be getting fresh with my girl!

713
00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:02,044
You guys stop getting fresh!

714
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,255
Come on!

715
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:07,424
Jj

716
00:41:13,055 --> 00:41:14,640
Ohh.

717
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:19,770
You know her friends
are a bunch oftools, right?

718
00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:21,772
Seriously. Shut up, Mike.

719
00:41:21,897 --> 00:41:24,316
They're my friends too.

720
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:28,654
I don't get it.

721
00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:31,073
What don't you get?

722
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:37,079
Mike, what don't you get?

723
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:41,083
J get back in the game j

724
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,336
j get back in the game j

725
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,756
j don't you want rent
free from shame j

726
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,467
happy birthday, sweetie.

727
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:54,221
J never meant
to cause you pain jj

728
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,870
Mmm.

729
00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:21,873
Mmm. Mmm.

730
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,340
Hey, buddy. Mmm, hey.

731
00:42:30,424 --> 00:42:32,050
Mmm.

732
00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:34,052
Feeling chipper today?

733
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:36,221
Mm—hmm.

734
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,974
I'm surprised.
You just, like, passed out...

735
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,435
After beating the crap
outta some dude.

736
00:42:41,518 --> 00:42:44,229
Mmm, that's right. Oh, my god.

737
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,982
My fucking head hurts so bad.

738
00:42:48,817 --> 00:42:50,736
Hey.

739
00:43:13,884 --> 00:43:15,802
Vvah.vvah. What?

740
00:43:15,886 --> 00:43:17,804
Don't get off yet.

741
00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:19,806
I already did.

742
00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:22,809
I'm sorry. Is that gross?

743
00:43:22,893 --> 00:43:24,895
Can you always do that?

744
00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:28,023
I don't know.
It never happened before.

745
00:43:29,191 --> 00:43:31,693
Wait. Here. Move like this.

746
00:43:38,533 --> 00:43:40,076
Mmm.

747
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,996
Mmm.

748
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,290
Hey. Hey.

749
00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,793
That was really nice.

750
00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:49,377
Mm—hmm.

751
00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:52,964
Yeah, it was. Mm—hmm.

752
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:56,843
I don't think I ever
had sex that good before.

753
00:43:56,927 --> 00:43:58,345
Shut up.

754
00:43:58,428 --> 00:43:59,846
No. Shut up.

755
00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:02,015
It probably wasn't any good for you.

756
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,452
It probably would help
if my fingers were in your butt.

757
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,269
Oh, no.

758
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:08,563
Good morning, Aiden.

759
00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:11,024
Wow. You guys are really close.

760
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:13,527
We can switch spots if you want.

761
00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:15,612
No, no, no.
Just pretend I'm not here.

762
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:18,949
- I'm gonna make breakfast.
- Such a gentleman.

763
00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:21,660
A fine gentleman.

764
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:23,870
Jj

765
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:31,670
Hey, there, buddy. Hey.

766
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:34,756
Mmm. Mmm.

767
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,676
I had, like, a really, really
good time hanging out with you.

768
00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:40,637
Me too.

769
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,639
I'm gonna go. I smell.

770
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,641
Okay

771
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:47,394
I'll call you later. Okay.

772
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,028
Hey, buddy. Hey!

773
00:44:57,988 --> 00:45:00,782
Vflseeyoulaten latefl

774
00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,513
You want butter on your toast?

775
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:26,099
Yeah. Thanks nopmbhm.

776
00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:29,436
So, what did you guys do?
What happened?

777
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,688
Oh, crap, dude.
All kinds of stuff.

778
00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,815
Yeah? Well, I wanna hear
some fucking stories.

779
00:45:33,899 --> 00:45:35,525
Okay. Um...

780
00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:37,611
Oh, shit! I got a fucking motorcycle.

781
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,030
What? Really? Yeah.

782
00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:43,950
Sweet. Where is it? I'm pretty sure
it's still sitting over at Milly's house.

783
00:45:44,034 --> 00:45:45,952
Aw, dude, that sucks.
I wanna see it.

784
00:45:46,036 --> 00:45:47,412
I know.
It's fucking sweet, dude.

785
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:49,623
I actually didn't buy it.

786
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,792
What, did you steal it?

787
00:45:52,876 --> 00:45:55,545
No. I traded my car for it.

788
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:58,381
What? Dude, you traded
speed biscuit for a motorcycle?

789
00:45:58,465 --> 00:46:01,760
Yeah. An apocalypse motorcycle.

790
00:46:01,843 --> 00:46:05,597
Dude, that is
so fucking awesome.

791
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,017
All right.

792
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,603
Beer and bacon, beer and bacon.

793
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:14,022
Here you go.

794
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,149
Oh, wow. Thanks. Yeah.

795
00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:20,820
Do you know what
this means, dude?

796
00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:23,740
Two for three.
Two for three, dude.

797
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,410
You finished the flamethrower.

798
00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:29,996
I finished the flamethrower.
You fucking asshole.

799
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,750
You fucking asshole. Eat your
breakfast. We're gonna go test it.

800
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:36,979
We had to refill the liquor reservoir
on the biscuit, like, three times.

801
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,505
Reafly? Yeah.

802
00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:40,423
Awesome.

803
00:46:40,507 --> 00:46:43,510
So, basically, while you were
away, you turned into a, uh,

804
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:45,929
drunken, criminal brawler,
basically.

805
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,973
Yeah. Dude, that's awesome.

806
00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:49,891
How about this little guy?

807
00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:51,768
Oh, nice. Oh.

808
00:46:56,231 --> 00:46:57,565
Sweet.

809
00:46:57,649 --> 00:46:59,418
I should've called or something
while I was gone, huh?

810
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:03,071
Dude, don't even worry about it.
I'm not your mom, I'm your best friend.

811
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,531
Okay. Good. Cool.

812
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,658
Now let's get that fucking
medusa on your back.

813
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:08,702
I'm so psyched to test this.
Okay!

814
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,955
Ready?

815
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,041
The pilot is lit. There we go.

816
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:16,543
Okay. All right.

817
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,713
All right. Here we go.

818
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:21,715
Wait. What if it
blows up or something?

819
00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,717
Then we're gonna be on fire.
Okay.

820
00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:26,803
Do we have safety stuff?
Oh, dude. I totally forgot.

821
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,976
Here you go, commander.
Oh, perfect.

822
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,811
I feel much better now.

823
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:36,396
All right. Here it goes.

824
00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:51,661
Howcmp!

825
00:47:51,745 --> 00:47:55,248
Mother medusa! Mother medusa!

826
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,841
Jj

827
00:48:12,265 --> 00:48:14,392
J give hera dollarj

828
00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:17,437
j for every word / spoke todayj

829
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:23,401
j have at least
a couple dollars to my name j

830
00:48:23,485 --> 00:48:27,405
j was amazing
the way drunk / get j

831
00:48:27,489 --> 00:48:33,203
j shake the embers from
my hands and my brain j

832
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:39,209
j do / lo ve you enough j

833
00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:44,506
j to get me through another dayj

834
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:50,595
j do / lo ve you enough j

835
00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:56,392
j to pretend I'm okayj

836
00:48:57,310 --> 00:49:02,732
j lf/ had a million people
laugh/n ' at us jj

837
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,252
Did you cut your hair again?

838
00:49:22,335 --> 00:49:24,379
Babes, I'm freaking out.

839
00:49:24,504 --> 00:49:27,423
What? What? I don't
like my facial hair.

840
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:29,300
It looks good.

841
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:31,136
Does it? Yes. It's fine.

842
00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:32,637
No. I feel stupid.

843
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,140
Just leave it.

844
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:37,475
Okay. Oh.

845
00:49:38,059 --> 00:49:39,894
I can't find my belt.

846
00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,105
It's fucking trashed in here.

847
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,941
What is all this nonsense?

848
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,695
What is this?

849
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,990
It's a jewelry box.

850
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:53,533
But where did it come from?

851
00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,493
My mom gave it to me.

852
00:49:55,577 --> 00:49:57,537
And it's here?

853
00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:01,291
I— I don't know.
I don't know why it's here.

854
00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:04,460
All right. Well.

855
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,005
When are you coming back?

856
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,840
Um, tomorrow night.

857
00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:11,509
You have to leave right now?
Yeah.

858
00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:13,553
So we have
the whole day tomorrow.

859
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:15,180
Okay.

860
00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:31,738
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

861
00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:35,575
Oh, what's this?

862
00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:41,664
Mmm.

863
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:43,833
Do you know what you're
gonna do tonight?

864
00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:45,501
No. I don't know.

865
00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:47,503
Do you think that
you're gonna go out?

866
00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:49,756
Maybe.

867
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:54,552
Are you gonna come home?

868
00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:56,137
Yes.

869
00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:58,765
Will you call me
before you go to bed?

870
00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:00,600
Yes.

871
00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:02,518
Okay.

872
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,944
Who called?

873
00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:13,112
Courtney.

874
00:51:16,491 --> 00:51:18,034
What?

875
00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:23,164
I'm sorry. I'm gonna get going.
All right.

876
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,709
Okay.

877
00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:41,182
I love you.

878
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:08,126
Hey, dude.
I thought you disappeared.

879
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,461
Hey.

880
00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,380
You want a beer? Thanks.

881
00:52:14,549 --> 00:52:17,135
What's up? Nothing.

882
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:22,056
Just been sitting here
working on a drawing...

883
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:25,977
When I realized I hadn't
even left the house in a week.

884
00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:33,026
I told Milly I wasn't coming back
until tomorrow.

885
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:36,404
I bet that went over really well.

886
00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:40,450
Fuck.

887
00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:54,088
You wanna start
looking for the car?

888
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,840
No. Fuck the car.

889
00:52:57,425 --> 00:53:00,219
Dude, fuck the gang.
Fuck everything right now.

890
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,187
Fuck!

891
00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:17,445
I'm going to bed, dude.

892
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:52,980
Babe! Fuck!

893
00:53:53,064 --> 00:53:54,565
What? What? Get offl get offl

894
00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,109
babe! Oh, fuck!

895
00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:58,820
Goddamn!

896
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,281
Fucking woodrow.

897
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,200
Get your clothes on.

898
00:54:08,663 --> 00:54:11,416
Babe— why are you doing this?

899
00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:12,976
Babe, you weren't supposed
to be here.

900
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,044
Fuckthafl I left a fucking
message on the machine!

901
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,889
I didn't get it!
You're always fucking here!

902
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,214
I didn't get it!

903
00:54:18,339 --> 00:54:19,799
Fucklbabe! Fuckthbshh.

904
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,634
Why are you fucking doing this?

905
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:23,594
What are you talking about?

906
00:54:23,678 --> 00:54:26,264
What the fuck are you still
doing here? Get the fuck out.

907
00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:28,099
M I ke—
Milly, come on. Let's go.

908
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,351
Dude, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Get the fuck out of my house.

909
00:54:30,435 --> 00:54:33,104
I'm not gonna leave her like
this with you. Calm the fuck down.

910
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,606
Milly, will you tell him
to get the fuck out of the house?

911
00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:37,275
Mflw, h€sgo vvhoa! Ho!

912
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,277
Fuck! Babe...

913
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,754
Fuck this, dude.
I'm not fucking fighting.

914
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,947
I'm not fucking doing— Mike!

915
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:48,161
Fuck! Mike!

916
00:54:48,244 --> 00:54:50,288
Stop it! Stop!

917
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:51,873
Wood row.

918
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,379
Fuck! Stop it!

919
00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:00,006
Fuck this.

920
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:54,310
All right.

921
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:56,562
Wanna go in there with me?

922
00:55:56,646 --> 00:56:00,358
I think if! Go in there,
I'm gonna kill both of them.

923
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,818
Okay. I'll only be a minute.

924
00:56:07,949 --> 00:56:09,700
Hello?

925
00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:14,455
Hey.

926
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:18,334
Can I talk to you for a second?

927
00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:23,798
Go ahead.

928
00:56:53,828 --> 00:56:55,329
Hello?

929
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:58,874
Okay. Yeah. I'll be right there.

930
00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:08,009
Today has been too fucking weird man.

931
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:12,680
Dude, the last couple days
have been too fucking weird.

932
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:16,851
I was reading—
They gave me this stack of papers,

933
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,853
uh, that I had to sign,

934
00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:21,814
and there was all this stuff about
what they did to me while I was here.

935
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,442
Yeah? And my brain is swollen,

936
00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:28,529
so I might die in my sleep
or something, apparently.

937
00:57:30,031 --> 00:57:31,490
Howsmt

938
00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:33,951
this car is fucking crazy.

939
00:57:34,035 --> 00:57:35,536
I know.

940
00:57:36,579 --> 00:57:38,456
Wait. I'm confused.

941
00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:41,000
Well, I knew you needed a car, so...

942
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:43,878
Figured I get you a tank and then I
wouldn't have to worry about you.

943
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,921
Holy shit, dude.
This could be the car.

944
00:57:46,047 --> 00:57:48,883
Dude, this is gonna be the car.
Ohh.

945
00:58:11,739 --> 00:58:14,492
Fucking thing
doesn't do anything anyways.

946
00:58:14,575 --> 00:58:17,161
This place is
a fucking mess, dude.

947
00:58:22,583 --> 00:58:24,251
Can you fix my bed?

948
00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:26,045
Oh, yeah. No. Totally.

949
00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:42,436
I'm coming to take your car...

950
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,189
And destroy you
and take your life.

951
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:50,528
Hello?

952
00:58:51,821 --> 00:58:54,448
It's Courtney. Hey.

953
00:58:54,532 --> 00:58:56,992
Wood row. How's it going?

954
00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:58,536
Good. Where did you come from?

955
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:00,037
Just from my house.

956
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:04,125
Oh. There's, um, some
people over there, drinking.

957
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,836
But I wanted to come over here
and see how you were doing.

958
00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:09,046
Oh, yeah. Aw.

959
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,840
Do you want to come in? Yeah.

960
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:13,008
Um, sorry it's a mess in here.
That's okay.

961
00:59:13,134 --> 00:59:14,969
Hope it doesn't gross you out.
No.

962
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:23,269
Oh. I brought beer.

963
00:59:24,145 --> 00:59:25,771
Here you go.

964
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,940
Thank you. Sure.

965
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:31,985
Here. Oh.

966
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,237
You got it? I got it.

967
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,822
Okay.

968
00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:39,076
To what, I don't know.

969
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,661
Mmm.

970
00:59:44,665 --> 00:59:46,250
Um,

971
00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:48,127
you know, I just wanted to...

972
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:50,313
I just wanted to tell you
that I feel really shitty...

973
00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:52,089
About the whole Milly thing.

974
01:00:03,726 --> 01:00:06,645
Can you do me a favor? Yeah.

975
01:00:06,729 --> 01:00:08,814
Will you give me a hug?

976
01:00:08,898 --> 01:00:10,691
Yeah. Sorry.

977
01:00:10,775 --> 01:00:12,276
Ofcoume. Ifsflumd.

978
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:14,361
No, that's not stupid.

979
01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:17,865
Come here. Mmm.

980
01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:35,174
So you've been hanging out
with Aiden?

981
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:36,801
Yeah.

982
01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:39,345
Yeah, a little bit.

983
01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:42,598
I mean, he's been
pretty messed up, you know?

984
01:00:43,891 --> 01:00:45,810
About everything.

985
01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:47,394
Yeah?

986
01:00:50,022 --> 01:00:51,524
You know, since...

987
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,908
That feels good.

988
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:02,493
Yeah?

989
01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,758
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

990
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:03,053
What?

991
01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,598
Um, I don't know...

992
01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:07,683
I don't know if we should do this.

993
01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:10,394
Why not?

994
01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:16,233
I don't know.

995
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:19,820
Oh, my god.

996
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,059
All right! Rise and shine, sweetheart!

997
01:02:50,142 --> 01:02:51,602
Time to get up.

998
01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:55,314
No time for depressed, brain—damaged,
sweet dudes to be lying around.

999
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,023
Come on.

1000
01:02:57,066 --> 01:02:58,817
We've got a big day.

1001
01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,696
You asshole.

1002
01:03:05,741 --> 01:03:08,243
Mmm. Ahh!

1003
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,755
Ah. All right.

1004
01:03:23,509 --> 01:03:27,972
Okay. It's gonna be easy.
I got a bunch of projects for us.

1005
01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:30,641
Notice. Got back from the
muffler place this morning,

1006
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:33,936
where they installed those amazing
new post—apocalypse exhaust pipes.

1007
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,437
Oh, wow. And, dude,

1008
01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:38,232
I found this place online
that sells smoke screen.

1009
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,359
I got an explosion-proof gas tank,

1010
01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,152
high—pressure hydraulic pump...

1011
01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:44,822
That's gonna inject fuel
into the exhaust pipes,

1012
01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:47,658
creating huge flames
to burn our enemies.

1013
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,203
Holy shit. You've been busy.

1014
01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:53,455
You might notice a new paintjob.
Don't worry.

1015
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:55,600
It's not done yet. It's gonna
look good. Oh, my god.

1016
01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:58,168
Oh! And this turbocharger
blower kit for the hood...

1017
01:03:58,252 --> 01:04:00,337
With sweet belts
and pulleys and shit, but...

1018
01:04:00,421 --> 01:04:03,757
It's on special order,
so we might not see it for a while.

1019
01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:08,846
Wow. That's, um—
That's a lot of stuff.

1020
01:04:08,929 --> 01:04:12,224
I know. I've had a lot of time
on my hands, dude.

1021
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:14,226
What do you want to start with?

1022
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,562
Um,

1023
01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:19,314
I think we should do the flames.

1024
01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:22,568
That's what I was thinking.

1025
01:04:24,153 --> 01:04:26,030
Uh—oh.

1026
01:04:37,458 --> 01:04:40,544
Is there a gun in your purse?

1027
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,129
Yeah.

1028
01:04:48,469 --> 01:04:50,387
Is it real?

1029
01:04:50,471 --> 01:04:52,306
Mm—hmm.

1030
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,891
Can I see it?

1031
01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,021
Okay. Sure.

1032
01:05:09,490 --> 01:05:12,284
This is a really big gun.

1033
01:05:12,367 --> 01:05:14,995
Mmm. Yeah.

1034
01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:19,809
Seriously, though, please don't—
So if! Pulled the trigger...

1035
01:05:19,833 --> 01:05:22,294
Wait. If I pulled the trigger
right now, it would go off?

1036
01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:24,046
Yes. And I would be dead?

1037
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:28,258
You would shoot yourself
in the head and be dead.

1038
01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:31,553
Okay— my face feels
like it's tingling right now.

1039
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:36,767
Woodrow— okay. That's...

1040
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:38,352
Sorry.

1041
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:09,174
It was pretty messed up
when you were in the hospital, man.

1042
01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:12,636
Uh, yeah.

1043
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,555
Yeah, it was pretty weird.

1044
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,140
You were pretty messed up,

1045
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:18,725
mumbling all sorts ofweird crap.

1046
01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:23,188
Was it awesome?

1047
01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:25,607
No, dude, it wasn't awesome.

1048
01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:27,776
It was actually terrible.

1049
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:31,780
We were all sitting around,
super awkward.

1050
01:06:31,864 --> 01:06:34,199
No one knew what to say.

1051
01:06:34,283 --> 01:06:36,201
Then, like,

1052
01:06:36,285 --> 01:06:39,163
everyonejust started
fucking crying, man.

1053
01:06:39,246 --> 01:06:42,332
It was pretty weird.

1054
01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,793
Dude, can you hand me
that screwdriver?

1055
01:06:51,592 --> 01:06:53,135
It's okay. I got it.

1056
01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:04,313
You all right?

1057
01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,898
Huh?

1058
01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:26,293
- Drinks?
- Oh, hello.

1059
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,378
Um, yes. We would like a bottle...

1060
01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:33,091
Of the “claw du bwah.”

1061
01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:34,593
Excuse me?

1062
01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:39,097
Um, bottle of“clothes du boys”?

1063
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:41,391
You mean clos du bois?
Yes! Clos du bois.

1064
01:07:41,475 --> 01:07:43,393
That's what it is.
That's the one.

1065
01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:46,396
It is a French wine,
and it is the cheapest on the list.

1066
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,483
Okay. That's the one I want.
Okay.

1067
01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:55,131
You sure you wanna
eat here? Yeah.

1068
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:57,074
I don't no. It/ust seems like...

1069
01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:59,117
It's really expensive and stufiy

1070
01:07:59,201 --> 01:08:00,744
oh, wait.

1071
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:03,413
We have to, though,
because I got you a present.

1072
01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,207
You got me a present? Yes.

1073
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:09,169
Oh, my gosh! Dude.

1074
01:08:09,253 --> 01:08:12,965
Aiden said
that you were supercool,

1075
01:08:13,048 --> 01:08:15,467
so it was okay
ifyoujoined the gang.

1076
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:19,221
Where did you find it?
— I had it made.

1077
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:20,764
You had it made?

1078
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:23,225
I love it. It's awesome.

1079
01:08:25,185 --> 01:08:27,104
Dude, seriously?

1080
01:08:27,187 --> 01:08:29,898
You know what?
I am in a gang now.

1081
01:08:29,982 --> 01:08:34,945
I do not need this pretentious,
bullshit restaurant.

1082
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,738
Do you? Fucking, fuck!

1083
01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,991
Fuck, no, you don't!
I'll fuck a bitch!

1084
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,575
Goddamn!

1085
01:08:45,998 --> 01:08:47,958
“She could hold herself back no longer.

1086
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,918
She rio'es loose
like an untamed beast. ”

1087
01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:51,253
Oh, my...

1088
01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:52,629
No!

1089
01:08:52,713 --> 01:08:53,922
Mmm.

1090
01:08:54,006 --> 01:08:56,591
Thbisnke. Yeah.

1091
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,176
Wait a minute. What?

1092
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:01,179
I wanna know what happened
to Samantha.

1093
01:09:01,263 --> 01:09:03,223
She has sex.

1094
01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:07,936
“Stephan removes his shafi'
fiom her quivering labia ”...

1095
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:11,273
Wait a minute.
It doesn't really say that.

1096
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:14,151
Yes. “Samantha gasped
with desire.

1097
01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:16,194
“Stephan makes her beg for it.

1098
01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:18,447
“He's not gonna let her
get offthat easy.

1099
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:23,368
“He slams his gigantic
flesh—rod deep into her...

1100
01:09:23,452 --> 01:09:27,289
And keeps slamming her over
and over and over again until she”...

1101
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:30,000
Oh, god.

1102
01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:36,048
Oh, Milly. Goddamn.

1103
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:06,453
Wood row?

1104
01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:18,507
Howsmt

1105
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:27,682
Everything's fucked up.
I have fucking brain damage.

1106
01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:29,976
You don't have
fucking brain damage.

1107
01:10:30,102 --> 01:10:31,937
Yeahlfuddngdo. Youdont.

1108
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,940
Fucking shitty fucking scars
all over my fucking body.

1109
01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:37,609
No, it's okay.

1110
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,736
And my fucking heart's broken.

1111
01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:43,782
I'm fucking pissed, and I don't
even know who to fucking blame.

1112
01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:45,367
It's all right.

1113
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,261
Hey.

1114
01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:07,848
Milly wants her shit, dude.

1115
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:12,561
What the fuck are you thinking
coming over here?

1116
01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:15,730
If you want something from us,
you send us a fucking letter!

1117
01:11:19,151 --> 01:11:20,902
I'm gonna let you go,

1118
01:11:20,986 --> 01:11:24,072
but if you come back here,
I swear to god, I'll fucking kill you.

1119
01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:52,350
Okay. I'm putting
all her shit in a box...

1120
01:11:52,434 --> 01:11:54,478
So you don't have to
stare at it anymore.

1121
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:57,397
And then when you're feeling well enough,
we're gonna burn it.

1122
01:14:03,315 --> 01:14:05,191
Did you get out at all today?

1123
01:14:08,028 --> 01:14:09,529
No.

1124
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,124
Milly, what the fuck
is going on? Shut up.

1125
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,792
Who did...

1126
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:25,128
What the hell happened?
Who did this?

1127
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,523
Woodrow?

1128
01:14:45,607 --> 01:14:47,484
Yeah?

1129
01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:49,402
Can I ask you something?

1130
01:14:53,239 --> 01:14:54,866
Yeah.

1131
01:14:56,743 --> 01:14:58,244
Never mind.

1132
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,418
Woodrow?

1133
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:07,003
What? I wanna know.

1134
01:15:09,464 --> 01:15:11,466
Do you think
you're getting over Milly?

1135
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:20,433
What the fuck am I doing?

1136
01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:25,063
Oh, Courtney...

1137
01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:27,565
This is so stupid.
Courtney, wait.

1138
01:15:32,612 --> 01:15:34,155
I love you.

1139
01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,827
Hi. Hey.

1140
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:43,998
I'm sorry.

1141
01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,973
Sticking Courtney, huh, dude?

1142
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:04,561
Yeah, I bet that's making you
feel better, huh?

1143
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,354
Yeah?

1144
01:16:07,647 --> 01:16:09,357
Yeah.

1145
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:17,490
Tskltnsony, dude ifsaflnght

1146
01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:21,327
I think I just said the stupidest thing
I've ever said in my life.

1147
01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:25,665
Ifinehedthecan reafly?

1148
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,854
Yeah. I think we should go for a drive, get
out of this filthy apartment for a while.

1149
01:16:29,878 --> 01:16:31,379
Probably be good.

1150
01:16:31,963 --> 01:16:33,465
Okay.

1151
01:16:55,862 --> 01:17:00,200
I have no idea
what I'm doing with her, man.

1152
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:02,035
Hey, don't worry about it,
you know?

1153
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,329
You're doing
what you have to do.

1154
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:09,375
You know I had a crush on her,
though, right?

1155
01:17:22,222 --> 01:17:24,098
Open the fucking door.

1156
01:17:24,224 --> 01:17:26,864
Leave me alone. Are you
gonna do something about this shit,

1157
01:17:26,935 --> 01:17:29,604
or am / go/ng to?
Take care of it yourself

1158
01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:32,482
oh, you want me
to fucking take care of it?

1159
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,067
Open the door.

1160
01:17:35,068 --> 01:17:37,320
Open the door.

1161
01:17:37,403 --> 01:17:40,406
Open the door, or I'm gonna
do something bad, I swearto god.

1162
01:17:55,922 --> 01:17:57,590
You gonna be all right, dude?

1163
01:17:57,674 --> 01:18:00,176
Yeah, I think I am, actually.

1164
01:18:01,719 --> 01:18:04,138
I'm serious about leaving,
you know?

1165
01:18:04,222 --> 01:18:06,516
Think about it.
We could leave in the morning.

1166
01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:08,601
Just get the fuck outta here.

1167
01:18:12,272 --> 01:18:13,940
Almost forgot.

1168
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:18,486
I guess these are yours.

1169
01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:21,531
You sure?

1170
01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,491
Yeah, dude. It's your car.

1171
01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:29,372
You know, the car
is fucking supercool.

1172
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:30,957
I know.

1173
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:34,836
All right. I'll see you later, dude.

1174
01:18:54,314 --> 01:18:57,525
Hey! Hey, no!
What the fuck are you...

1175
01:18:57,650 --> 01:19:00,737
What are you doing?

1176
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:02,822
Stop it! Stop it!

1177
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,702
Mike.

1178
01:19:07,785 --> 01:19:10,914
Mike, this is done.

1179
01:19:10,997 --> 01:19:12,999
Give me the bat. Go home.

1180
01:19:21,132 --> 01:19:25,637
Hey! It's 3:00
in the goddamn morning!

1181
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,431
I called the cops.

1182
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:30,391
Aiden.

1183
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,355
Come over here.

1184
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,502
Aw, fuck.

1185
01:22:02,043 --> 01:22:04,921
Good afternoon.
Are you Milly by any chance?

1186
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:06,589
Yeah.

1187
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,593
Um, I have some bad news
that I need to give to you.

1188
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,887
Oh, my god.

1189
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,734
This is fucking stupid.
Where are you going?

1190
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:31,614
I'm leaving!
— woodrow, what are you talking about?

1191
01:22:31,739 --> 01:22:33,759
Where are you going? I don't
know. I'm just fucking leav...

1192
01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:36,953
Fuck! — what about Aiden?

1193
01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:38,788
Are you fucking kidding me?

1194
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,623
“What about Aiden?”

1195
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:43,626
When's the last time
you fucking saw Aiden?

1196
01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:47,171
Aiden's not here. Fucking idiot.

1197
01:22:47,255 --> 01:22:50,508
Okay. I don't understand. What
are you so angry about right now?

1198
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:52,844
What are you fucking doing here?

1199
01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:54,095
What?

1200
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,430
What are you doing in my house?

1201
01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:59,100
You're Milly's best friend.

1202
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:01,144
Fuck you! You're an asshole!

1203
01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:03,646
Oh, and you're not an asshole?

1204
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,732
I knew exactly what
you were doing, woodrow.

1205
01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:09,944
I just thought that maybe
you actually liked me,

1206
01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:12,405
'cause I'm so fucking stupid.

1207
01:23:15,950 --> 01:23:18,494
I think you should go home.
I need to be alone.

1208
01:23:18,578 --> 01:23:20,580
I'm gonna go buy some socks
and some other crap.

1209
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:23,583
In the morning,
I'm getting in my car and going.

1210
01:24:34,987 --> 01:24:38,407
Give me the bug spray.

1211
01:25:04,517 --> 01:25:06,352
Fuck it. I'm going. I'm going.

1212
01:25:07,687 --> 01:25:09,438
What the fuck?

1213
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,607
Woodrow asked me
to move away with him.

1214
01:25:11,691 --> 01:25:13,401
What?

1215
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,333
Hey.

1216
01:25:29,417 --> 01:25:31,794
You need to leave.

1217
01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:33,379
Now.

1218
01:25:34,714 --> 01:25:36,382
What about rent?

1219
01:25:36,507 --> 01:25:38,843
Pnisorny
putanadinthepapen fuck you.

1220
01:25:38,968 --> 01:25:41,196
You can't just disappear. You
need to get out of my way now.

1221
01:25:41,220 --> 01:25:44,020
If you don't hurry, he's gonna leave
without— fuck you, Courtney! Aaah!

1222
01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:05,578
Woodrow.

1223
01:26:08,456 --> 01:26:10,082
Woodrow?

1224
01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:40,488
I promise / will
do anything you want.

1225
01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:48,996
Give him a fucking mustache.
He hates mustaches.

1226
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,064
Have you seen woodrow?

1227
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:17,858
Have you?

1228
01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:20,027
You piece ofshit.

1229
01:27:20,111 --> 01:27:22,071
Fuck you. You're supposed
to be my best friend.

1230
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,657
We don't even fucking talk anymore,
you piece of fucking shit!

1231
01:27:24,782 --> 01:27:26,909
No! Get the fuck outta my house!

1232
01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:30,097
Not until you get on your knees and
tell me that you're a piece of filthy shit.

1233
01:27:30,121 --> 01:27:32,331
What the fuck are you...

1234
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:37,086
Let me the fuck up,
you fucking bitch!

1235
01:27:37,169 --> 01:27:39,213
Don't fucking follow me!

1236
01:27:43,676 --> 01:27:47,263
I will stab you in the fucking throat,
I swearto god,

1237
01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:50,057
if you don't get the fuck
out of my house.

1238
01:27:50,141 --> 01:27:53,769
I will fucking cut you!
Get the fuck out of my house!

1239
01:27:53,853 --> 01:27:55,479
Fuck you!

1240
01:28:54,455 --> 01:28:55,998
Ohh!

1241
01:29:17,728 --> 01:29:20,981
Did you do this to me?
I don't know! I don't know!

1242
01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:24,652
Why did you do this to me?
I'm sorry! I don't know!

1243
01:29:24,735 --> 01:29:26,237
What do you want me
to fucking do?

1244
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:28,614
I don't care.
You see my fucking face?

1245
01:29:28,739 --> 01:29:31,367
I'm sorry!
What do you want me to do?

1246
01:29:31,450 --> 01:29:34,036
I can do some really
fucking sick shit!

1247
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,038
I've been fucking thinking
about it all morning!

1248
01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:39,583
I know, I know!
I don't care! Just do it!

1249
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:41,252
I don't care!

1250
01:29:41,335 --> 01:29:44,213
I don't care!

1251
01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:45,965
I don't care!

1252
01:29:47,132 --> 01:29:50,719
I just wanted to see you. I'm sorry.

1253
01:29:50,803 --> 01:29:52,721
I'm sorry!

1254
01:29:52,805 --> 01:29:54,640
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1255
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:57,560
I'm sorry.

1256
01:31:25,064 --> 01:31:27,066
Woodrow?

1257
01:31:29,443 --> 01:31:31,654
No, no, no, no. No!

1258
01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,365
Woodrow, what are you doing?
What are you doing?

1259
01:31:34,448 --> 01:31:36,367
Wait! Wait!

1260
01:31:36,450 --> 01:31:38,243
Woodrow!

1261
01:31:39,119 --> 01:31:42,581
Woodrow!

1262
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:40,347
J could you wait
for answers, please j

1263
01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:43,016
j it's not really you here j

1264
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:45,769
j /n the darkest hourj

1265
01:32:45,853 --> 01:32:48,689
j it's what you say you are j

1266
01:32:48,772 --> 01:32:51,734
jand the way you make me feel j

1267
01:32:51,817 --> 01:32:54,278
j how did you get black j

1268
01:32:54,361 --> 01:32:57,114
j how did my soul turn so black jj

1269
01:33:10,294 --> 01:33:12,379
I'm sorry, dude.

1270
01:33:12,463 --> 01:33:14,047
It's all right.

1271
01:33:14,131 --> 01:33:16,691
I think lyust said the stupidest
thing I've ever said in my life.

1272
01:33:17,968 --> 01:33:19,970
I finished the car. Really?

1273
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:24,141
Yeah. I think we should
go for a drive,

1274
01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:25,952
get out of this filthy apartment
for a while.

1275
01:33:25,976 --> 01:33:27,978
Probably be good.

1276
01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:30,439
Okay.

1277
01:33:51,585 --> 01:33:53,462
Dude, you should hit this.

1278
01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:55,798
No. I'll freak out
you know you've seen me.

1279
01:33:55,881 --> 01:33:58,926
You're not gonna freak out.
It's just you and me.

1280
01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:01,678
We 're not gonna
have to talk to anyone else.

1281
01:34:01,762 --> 01:34:04,181
All right. Give it here.

1282
01:34:11,063 --> 01:34:13,148
Oh, Jesus.

1283
01:34:15,734 --> 01:34:18,362
Ah, nice, dude.

1284
01:34:56,775 --> 01:34:58,277
Ah.

1285
01:35:00,112 --> 01:35:02,656
I've been thinking.

1286
01:35:02,739 --> 01:35:05,784
We pretty much moved all
the way out here for no reason...

1287
01:35:05,868 --> 01:35:07,870
Except for that we thought
it would be cool,

1288
01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:09,830
like in the movies.

1289
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,794
I mean, we never
even go to the beach.

1290
01:35:16,795 --> 01:35:18,338
Yeah.

1291
01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:22,426
We could just leave.

1292
01:35:23,510 --> 01:35:25,888
I mean,
you're the only reason I'm here.

1293
01:35:29,308 --> 01:35:31,852
And it's like nothing's
even changed, you know?

1294
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:40,068
Nothing ever changes, dude.
That's what I'm saying.

1295
01:35:40,152 --> 01:35:42,863
But I feel like things
could change, you know?

1296
01:35:42,946 --> 01:35:44,573
I'm serious.

1297
01:35:44,656 --> 01:35:45,991
Like...

1298
01:35:48,535 --> 01:35:51,413
Your car is really badass, dude.

1299
01:35:51,496 --> 01:35:53,373
Yeah. It's not really my car though.

1300
01:35:53,498 --> 01:35:56,418
Yesitb. Ibuflthforyou thank you.

1301
01:35:56,501 --> 01:35:59,588
We could just get in the car,

1302
01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:02,591
put the flamethrower
in the trunk, leave town.

1303
01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:06,094
Do you know how awesome
it would be...

1304
01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:08,597
If we, like,
went to some small town...

1305
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,600
And went to one of the local bars,
pulled up in that car?

1306
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:15,062
People would be like,
“holy shit. Who are these guys?”

1307
01:36:15,145 --> 01:36:18,774
And we'd be like, “come outside
and take a look at our flamethrower.”

1308
01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:22,861
Dude, I don't think you realize
how cool your car is.

1309
01:36:32,913 --> 01:36:35,457
I'm fucking serious, though, dude.

1310
01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:38,585
We could take
the fiamethro wer and guns...

1311
01:36:38,669 --> 01:36:40,712
And get a shitload
of drugs and liquor...

1312
01:36:40,796 --> 01:36:44,424
And put them all in the trunk
and just fucking go.

1313
01:36:44,508 --> 01:36:46,468
Oh, fuck, dude.

1314
01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:48,696
I, for real, feel like I'm having
an anxiety attack now

1315
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:52,766
dude, its 'cause you're thinking
about the wrong shit

1316
01:36:52,849 --> 01:36:55,602
you need some better images
in your mind

1317
01:36:58,855 --> 01:37:00,273
can you imagine...

1318
01:37:01,024 --> 01:37:05,737
Two sweet-ass dudes like us
in that car;

1319
01:37:05,821 --> 01:37:09,658
traveling through the desert,
across a merica?

1320
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:12,786
We would look so fucking cool

1321
01:37:12,869 --> 01:37:14,913
we would go places
and park the car...

1322
01:37:14,997 --> 01:37:18,291
Where we know we look cool,
hang out smoking cigarettes,

1323
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:20,293
leaning against the car,
looking cool ..

1324
01:37:20,377 --> 01:37:22,796
And let people look at us.

1325
01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,340
We could get
fucking trashed on drugs...

1326
01:37:25,424 --> 01:37:27,342
In the middle of no where...

1327
01:37:27,426 --> 01:37:31,096
And drive 750 miles an hour,
naked down the freeway,

1328
01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:35,267
and hang out the windows,
shooting shotguns at free way signs...

1329
01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:37,811
And fucking
historical landmarks...

1330
01:37:37,894 --> 01:37:40,105
And fucking jackrabbits.

1331
01:37:40,689 --> 01:37:44,401
Dude, we could make
some jackrabbit jerky..

1332
01:37:44,484 --> 01:37:46,403
And jackrabbit shoulder pads...

1333
01:37:46,486 --> 01:37:48,196
For our ne w leather jackets.

1334
01:37:49,448 --> 01:37:51,533
Dude,

1335
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,535
you're I ord humungous.

1336
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:57,330
Dude, you are fucking
I ord humungous.

1337
01:37:57,414 --> 01:38:01,043
You are I ord fucking humungous!

1338
01:38:01,126 --> 01:38:03,712
The master of fire!

1339
01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:05,797
The king of the waste/and'

1340
01:38:09,259 --> 01:38:11,553
I ord humungous
doesn't get cheated on...

1341
01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:14,264
By some stupid bitch.

1342
01:38:14,347 --> 01:38:16,725
I ord humungous doesn't say,

1343
01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:18,560
“was it good for you?”

1344
01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:20,562
He doesn't say, “who called ”

1345
01:38:20,645 --> 01:38:22,606
or “where were you last night?”

1346
01:38:24,983 --> 01:38:26,902
And he doesn't leave
the fucking gang...

1347
01:38:26,985 --> 01:38:29,946
When he falls in love.

1348
01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:34,242
Nobody fucking tells
I ord humungous what to do.

1349
01:38:34,326 --> 01:38:38,413
I ord humungous fights
when he wants to fight...

1350
01:38:38,497 --> 01:38:41,208
And fucks when he wants to fuck,

1351
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:42,584
and when all else fivils,

1352
01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:46,254
he drives straight into
the fucking tanker.

1353
01:38:49,132 --> 01:38:51,134
The thing is,

1354
01:38:51,218 --> 01:38:53,345
is that I ord humungous...

1355
01:38:53,428 --> 01:38:55,472
Dominates his women,

1356
01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:57,724
and they fucking love him for it.

1357
01:39:10,195 --> 01:39:12,906
Seriously,

1358
01:39:12,989 --> 01:39:14,991
we should get out of here.

1359
01:39:15,075 --> 01:39:17,077
We should get away
from all this shit.

1360
01:39:18,787 --> 01:39:22,958
Make new friends and meet
people and stuff and, like...

1361
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:30,799
Aiden,

1362
01:39:30,882 --> 01:39:32,384
I fucked up.

1363
01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:36,138
I fucked up.

1364
01:39:38,849 --> 01:39:41,351
Come here, you little fuck.

1365
01:39:46,857 --> 01:39:49,234
It's okay that it hurts.

1366
01:39:49,317 --> 01:39:51,361
Okay?

1367
01:39:51,444 --> 01:39:53,613
You're not the only one
who fucked up.

1368
01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:59,420
Okay? You're getting ready to start
your new life as I ord humungous.

1369
01:40:03,957 --> 01:40:06,626
Jj

1370
01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:31,651
J hear this lullabyj

1371
01:40:31,735 --> 01:40:37,032
j is it wrong to cross your e yesj

1372
01:40:37,115 --> 01:40:40,076
j just know, mysweetj

1373
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:45,290
j you'll always be my babyj

1374
01:40:47,584 --> 01:40:50,962
jbe mybabyj

1375
01:40:52,797 --> 01:40:56,635
j you'll be my babyj

1376
01:40:59,804 --> 01:41:02,265
j /'ll hold yoursou/ j

1377
01:41:02,349 --> 01:41:05,560
jand I'll rock you slowj

1378
01:41:05,644 --> 01:41:10,065
j I'll be there when you need me j

1379
01:41:10,148 --> 01:41:13,360
j it's not that hard j

1380
01:41:14,945 --> 01:41:19,032
j to rock you through the dark j

1381
01:41:23,662 --> 01:41:28,583
j every lullaby j

1382
01:41:28,667 --> 01:41:33,922
j needs to find its nightj

1383
01:41:34,005 --> 01:41:38,385
jand so we send our love j

1384
01:41:38,468 --> 01:41:42,305
j into the night j

1385
01:41:44,349 --> 01:41:48,520
j you're never that fivrj

1386
01:41:50,021 --> 01:41:53,858
j you're never that fivrj

1387
01:41:56,820 --> 01:41:59,447
jandso mylova

1388
01:41:59,531 --> 01:42:03,034
j /'ll keep you there j

1389
01:42:03,118 --> 01:42:06,913
j oh, keep you in my heartj

1390
01:42:06,997 --> 01:42:10,500
j it's not that bad j

1391
01:42:12,836 --> 01:42:16,214
j don't sleep so sad j

1392
01:42:18,049 --> 01:42:21,928
j 'cause it's not that bad j

1393
01:42:23,888 --> 01:42:27,225
j so don't sleep so sad j

1394
01:42:32,230 --> 01:42:35,358
Jj

1395
01:42:42,741 --> 01:42:46,077
Jj