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When I was younger, life was uncertain.

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Curious phenomena like back -to -school
Glenrow music panic attacks on a Sunday

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night.

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White dog poo.

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Fat frog ice pops.

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White dog poo. But who knew that life
would turn into this?

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I've got an abacababra gold card.

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Life has blossomed for me, Canine Aiden.

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Yeah, I have a chicken wig still stuck
on my throat from the last hockey bag

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brought home. I've just evolved so much,
you know?

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I'm really tuned in to understanding
people now. I'm really hearing them.

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Joy.

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Joy.

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Joy.

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Joy! Oh. Sorry. You were lost in your
little bubble thingy? Oh yeah, I was

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telling K -9 Aiden how mature I've
become.

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Oh!

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Excellent. Like, take for example when
you moved in. I was overwhelmed by you

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and your meth.

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Okay.

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And then somehow I just learned how to
cope with it, you know? Yes.

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Yes.

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And now I've got a certain social
responsibility that's reflected in free

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kebabs. As many side orders as I want.

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Hey, do you want loads of free sauce
sachets? I'm like, yes, put them in the

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bag.

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I mean, things have got pretty exotic
for me.

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Do we hug now? It's just because Scott
Disick is setting his beard on fire live

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on the internet in like five minutes.

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Excellent.

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Hey.

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Oh, hey, you.

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Where are we going to go for pancakes?

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Oh, God, yeah.

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No, I can't.

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Oh, no.

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Joy, where are you going? Oh, no. I
can't go for pancakes, Trish.

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I've got to go to work.

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There's just so many people relying on
me to sort out their happiness right

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What about my happiness?

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What about happiness -related pancakes?

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Can't do it.

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You pinky swore. I did, I did, Trish.
But look, this is a really big moment

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me, OK?

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I mean, I really think that I can do
this job, which is just so weird.

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Because, I don't know, I guess I always
figured I was going to be behind the

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scenes editor forever, you know? Like I
was born to write grammar or something.

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Care, Joy.

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I'm scared of what's going to happen
next, and she says push, and then who am

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then? I mean, don't get me wrong. I
mean, I still love an adverb as much as

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next person, but this has really been
something for me.

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Has that ever happened to you? Humor me
for a second.

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Has anything so big, new, and exciting
ever happened to you that, I don't know,

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felt like it was changing you or
something?

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This is so crazy.

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Remember when you were afraid that I was
incapable of changing?

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Weird. I've been incapable of changing
for two days because Tom tied my

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shoelaces too tight before he went on
his work trip. I'm going to capture this

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moment. I can't get out of my own shoes.

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Maya!

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Oh, gorgeous.

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We look adorable.

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Oh, Trish, I'm sorry.

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Oh, do you know what? I know how to
cheer you up.

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Are you ready?

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I'm going to let you have my abacabab or
gold card.

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You can go get your brekkie there.

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A kebab for breakfast. Many sides if you
want. All the sauces.

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I know you pregnant people like to eat
all sorts of weird shit, so you're

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welcome.

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Why are you being such a dick, Joy?

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What?

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Seriously. We're not kids anymore. We're
not making friendship rings out of

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lilch poles.

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They're good days. This is you avoiding
the tricky shit.

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Again? I don't do that.

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Oh, don't look at me.

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Oh, don't touch me.

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If you need to break up with me, I
completely understand.

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Are you crazy?

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Are you crazy?

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I just shot at the bottom of our
friend's garden in the middle of a

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party. Yeah, you did. This wouldn't have
happened to Anthea Turner.

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Joy, I had a poster of Auntie Turner in
my room when I was 12.

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I've grown up a little bit since then.

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You're my girl.

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In good times and shit times.

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Let's go and get you up into the shower,
huh? Up!

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Just don't go too crazy on the sides. We
don't want to attract too much

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attention to anything.

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Morning. Morning.

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Human growth ink are holding a hot yoga
session, a grand stretch in the evening.

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Get in there.

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Pain in growth, stretching through the
knots to feel happier.

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Growing pains.

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Or to feel taller.

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I actually knew someone who grew three
inches from Pilates. It could be

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trickery, like those secret wedges Bono
wears in his shoes, or it could be

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science. Yeah.

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Either way, got to make this one a
really good one.

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Got a wrap to protect now, Charlene. Are
you? Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh.

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Hi there. Sorry, excuse me.

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Could I ask you a few questions?

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Hmm?

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Now that you're old, you're then before
when you were young, younger,

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does happiness change?

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Happiness is peace of mind.

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Your own choices.

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Family, friends, work, love.

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Not playing the lotto the one night your
numbers come up. Fuck.

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Fuck indeed.

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But the real moments of unhappiness that
stay with me are the regrets.

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If I had that time again with the palm
of my hand, I would choose to live every

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minute without fear.

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Connected with the people I love.

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You're going to get bored of me. I know
it.

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You know what I'm bored of?

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I'm bored of this. The same conversation
over and over and over.

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There is a difference.

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Oh, hi there, sir.

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You're young, you know.

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Does your definition of happiness change
the older you get?

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Do I know you somewhere?

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I'm the happiness hunter.

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For news today?

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It's no big deal.

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Well, actually it is.

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Expectation versus reality. Oh, I know
where I know you.

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We shagged in the portly with Epic
Festival.

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What?

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Oh, no.

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No. The sun's catching them.

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Yeah, hotter than you and younger.

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Yeah, I'm only bad.

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Hey, Daisy.

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Have you ever been to Epic? Never been.

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It's my tooth.

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I've heard good things. Yeah, music.

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Hello, excuse me. Could I ask you a
question, please?

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Do things change as your relationship
goes on?

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But of course things change.

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Sure, my heart doesn't skip a beat
anymore when I see him. But things move

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He makes me tea when my knees hurt. He
makes me laugh when my heart hurts.

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And that's better than a tummy flutter
any day of the week. I like that.

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We can't just keep saying this turned
out how it was meant to be.

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We did have a choice.

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You've changed.

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Yeah, of course I've changed.

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I'm trying to share my life with
somebody.

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You haven't.

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Oh, there you are.

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You are going to love me so much more
than you obviously already do.

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Do you remember that girl from the
wrestling?

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Yeah. That funny, hot, lovable...

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sassy girl that made the wrestling
segment such a screaming success.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it Sarah?
Yes, that was exactly what it was. It

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Sarah. Well, I got in touch with her and
I've managed to get her to come to

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tonight's event too.

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So you're all set up and you're welcome.

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Hope you're not getting bored of all of
this.

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Bored? No way.

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It's the opposite, really.

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It gets more fun.

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How are you finding all this?

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Deadly.

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Just trying to be the best at being
deadly. You know, there's a talk of

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coming back and I'm like, bags are not
ever do that.

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What's this one about?

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Growing up.

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Stan, what do you think about making
this one just like a little sexier?

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Like... Yeah, sure.

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Is that okay?

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Absolutely.

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Can I come for a kebab with me later?

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Absolutely. How do you like yours?

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Tomato ketchup.

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Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.

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I like mine hot.

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Very hot.

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Like so hot your tongue would be
throbbing.

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Joy! Joy! We were just talking about
you.

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Hey. Over here ASAP. Come meet Flora
properly. Flora.

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Joy, Joy, Flora.

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Very nice to meet you. We've met loads
of times. Oh, I just had a full body

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massage and then some genius took the
cucumber from my eyes and put them into

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chin tumbler. I have never been so
happy.

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Joy, they exfoliated all my dead skin
cells off like a very relaxing exorcism.

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Thank you, Flora.

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Honestly, it was nothing, guys.

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Uh, tiny candles that smell of summers
in Ross Blair is not nothing.

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Listen. Thanks, Emile, for filling in
for the last while. And thanks so much

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doing your best.

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Let me get you something from the goody
bag.

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No, I'm going to want that one.

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Oh, here's a sample.

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Anti -wrinkle cream. Yeah, I don't need
that one.

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Oh, thank you.

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, we have a sweet little thing.

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We do need to discuss about me taking
over again.

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Okay.

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Yeah. Yahoo!

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Something wrong with this mat in the
front?

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Okay, everyone.

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Welcome to a grand stretch in the
evenings.

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Now, I know the idea of this might seem
silly to some idiots.

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Am I right?

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We all have this idea of what our life
is going to be.

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And then shit happens.

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If we don't address this, we internalize
it all and we hold on to these stresses

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until they become physical knots inside
of us, blocking our ability to be happy.

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Okay, everyone.

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Downward dog.

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And salute.

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Who'd like to be the first this evening
to share their life problem with us?

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I'm a failed musician.

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I always thought I'd really tie quads,
but I think maybe now it's because my

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dreams have died.

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Thanks so much.

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Next. I feel like I'm running out of
time to find happiness. To be fair,

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not getting any younger. I thought it
was a physical knot inside of me, but

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a kid.

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I'm knocked up and terrified.

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I don't even know how to make myself
happy. How will I know how to make my

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happy? Do you honestly think I'm worth
duplicating?

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Like, really?

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Yes.

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I mean, you have your stuff.

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And everybody does.

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I would honestly... I would have a
billion of you.

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Well, maybe nine, realistically.

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Actually, two.

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You know, at the cost of...

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School books, groceries.

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Would anybody else like to share their
life problem with us this evening?

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So I always figured honesty is the best
policy for stuff.

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But I've also had this knot for a while
because I feel like I've been used a

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bit. Oh.

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Is that by your guy?

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Do you think maybe he's all over his ex
or something? Like he's using you as a

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distraction maybe?

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No.

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Not by him.

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I know how he feels.

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By his ex.

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You're just sweating.

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I thought you were sweating a lot.

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Is it raining on camera? It looks hot.

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Literally.

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It's good. It's good. Just wipe your
face.

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See, I know how he feels.

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We're realistic about what we want. We
talk about it all the time. Our hopes,

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our fears, our dreams.

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I'm just not sure where he's coming from
in all of it.

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Let's hold this stretch for one more
minute.

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One minute.

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To your corner.

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58. 57.

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56.

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55.

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54.

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5.

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4. My Wii is on there.

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2.

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1.

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Yeah, yeah, I heard you first time.

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I can't do it anymore.

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Oh, Hayden.

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Oh, look at you. You're back.

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I thought you'd forgotten about me.

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I did.

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Because that was me.

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I was going to have your baby and buy
school books.

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Not Sarah, not Aunt Thea Turner.

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Us.

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Now you're back to me. You beautiful
rock star.

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Yes, you are.

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Yes. And you don't need to make love for
two hours a night anymore.

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We can go back to our life.

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Okay, sorry.

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Carry on.

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Okay.

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You okay?

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I miss everything.

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Oh, yeah. Like what?

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I miss fat frog eyes puffs. I miss
roller skates. I miss punts.

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I miss the original Pippa in Home and
Away. Oh, yeah.

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God, she's great.

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I miss when everything was simpler and
my life felt easier.

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Growing up's a pain in the ass.

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In fact, that's exactly where growing
pains are.

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Right in the asshole.

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I mean, screw growing up to be an
astronaut or a princess. Turns out I've

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up to be a selfish dickhead.

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Yeah.

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Why did I think I could fix animals?

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I mean, how do I even fix me?

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You don't need to fix you.

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You're honestly the coolest person I
know.

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Yeah, that's probably true.

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But...

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The time I stopped running away, Joy.

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The time I grew up myself and faced some
truth.

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That's why I'm heading off to Bali to
find myself.

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You're leaving?

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Yes, but you're going to be so fine.

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You've got Trish. Trish?

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Trish hates me because I pretended that
she wasn't really having a baby

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because... because maybe I couldn't...

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It's up to the fact that I had my own
regrets.

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That's not a cappuccino. Yeah, I went
out to get a cappuccino, but you know

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you go out to get something and then you
get distracted and you come back with

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something completely different?

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Yeah, like a flat white, not a cot. So
the guy next door, he was throwing it

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and he said that maybe we might need one
of these one of these days.

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Oh, come on. Like, we barely even
discussed anything like that. Also, I

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that kind of stuff can take forever. It
can take, like, 20 years.

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OK, so when you were younger, did you
ever think you'd get married?

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Yeah.

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To Johnny Logan. But then you grow up,
Aidan.

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Exactly.

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And I just think that maybe we could be
mature enough to have an actual grown

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-up conversation about us.

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Maybe canine Aidan could use that as a
fun den.

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Joy, that's like, that's all part of it,
you know?

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Life is like a bikini wax.

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You can't have happiness without pain.

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And it is pain.

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But it comes out lovely.

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I'm really going to miss you.

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More than fat frog ice pops?

333
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,720
Yeah.

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from work is calling over.

335
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,000
Will you send him up to me when he's
here? Because I think I might need to

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lonely person sex with him and maybe
that's okay.

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It is and I will.

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Go on.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, bring the bottle.

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And make sure you go full pen.

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Really treat yourself.

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You deserve it.

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Jeffrey,

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it's Joy.

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Look, I'm sorry for letting you down,
but I don't have anything for you this

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week.

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I can't use the footage because I'm...
I'm

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sorry.

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You

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have

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one new voice message.

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It's so wrong.

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00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,320
OMG, this is hilarious.

355
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,500
Okay, gotta go. Send it all over
Twitter.

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Aiden! Aiden, outside!

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00:23:42,510 --> 00:23:43,510
Who's there?

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I can reach into his mouth. Okay.

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00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,410
Come on, Aiden. Come on.

360
00:23:48,370 --> 00:23:49,590
Oh, Aiden.

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The chicken bone.

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I thought I'd lost you.

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I thought I'd lost you.

364
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,190
I saw your video.

365
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:06,770
Everything you said.

366
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,770
Okay, I'm confused. Yeah, they're doing
that thing.

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Downstairs!

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00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:22,790
Well, the comedy continues tomorrow with
women on the verge of death.

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Fertility M .O .T. has Alison
questioning not only the wedding, but

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relationship at half nine over on two.

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But stay with us now here on RT1 as
Brendan O 'Connor's panel tackle a

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a chief and much more next.