1 00:00:02,990 --> 00:00:04,730 An old pepper in her step this morning. 2 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:06,450 Good, good to see. 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,950 He's not coming back. Okay. 4 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:15,410 No one quite scratches under the chin like he can. Not to mention those pig's 5 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:16,369 ears. 6 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:17,370 Yummers! 7 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,190 That was our dirty little secret. 8 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:26,410 I just want to make you happy, Joey. It's just that everything feels 9 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:30,910 now, and I'm struggling here a bit, and I think you are too, but maybe you're 10 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:32,369 just better at hiding it than me. 11 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:35,140 It's just that dogs need boundaries. 12 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:38,420 Sometimes I think you're the only one who doesn't judge me. 13 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:43,460 You know that? I'm the only one who gets me. I won't judge you if you don't 14 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,460 judge me, okay? 15 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,640 Ah. 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,480 Yeah. You see, the thing is... Now, wait. 17 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:52,539 Aidan? No. 18 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,800 Pause, rewind, refocus. 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 What have you got to say for yourself? 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,260 That was a proper human -dog connecting moment we had. That was pure Disney 21 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,260 stuff right there. 22 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,520 Okay, so, wait. 23 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:06,470 So this is... Rookie. No. 24 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:11,170 I know. No. Boundaries. Totally. Yeah. No. I get us. You know, you think I 25 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:13,670 haven't watched Pretty Woman with you like 7 ,000 times. 26 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:14,950 Not in the mouth! 27 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:25,250 High five, sister. 28 00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,020 That's not a high five. I'm just really excited for you. Congratulations. 29 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,560 Basically, you haven't been fired. 30 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:35,720 Oh, was I going to be? I'm not going to lie. The chances were defo up there. 31 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,700 We're expecting a lot of trolling, big backlash, intense hate, and all directed 32 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,040 at you because you're not Flora. 33 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:42,820 Okay. 34 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,360 I thought maybe they believed in me. Yeah, no. 35 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,180 But then people liked it. Our sponsors are happy. 36 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,780 We haven't fucked it up. Okay, good. 37 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,880 Yeah. Yes, it is good, Joy. 38 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:59,630 We're not going to starve and I can still buy expensive moisturizer, which 39 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:00,529 important to me. 40 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,530 Okay? Okay. 41 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:05,310 Jeffrey, Audrey and the team are waiting to tell us about this week's 42 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:07,370 assignment. You are going to freak out. 43 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:14,430 It's not what I want. It's not what I want. 44 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,370 It's not what I want. I will. 45 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,560 All righty, all righty, all righty. 46 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:38,880 We are still standing, comrades. 47 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,520 I'm better than we expected, Joey. 48 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:45,700 Audrey here thought you were going to fuck the whole thing up and then you 49 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:49,040 and surprised us all with your naive reporting style and your supreme 50 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,040 vulnerability. 51 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,420 You fooled them all. 52 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,520 You didn't really fool me. We have a pretty good editor. 53 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,700 So this week you basically need to be better. We've assigned Stan to you for 54 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,220 rest of the week. That guy is so committed. 55 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,320 He has third -degree windburns from Skellig Michael. 56 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:03,940 He's a legend. 57 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,220 Maybe. You just concentrate on getting the juicy stuff. Make it sexy, make it 58 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,720 hot. Chiz it up. 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,180 Chiz. Jazz. 60 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,620 Jazz it up, jazz it up. 61 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,560 Okay. So what exactly will I be doing? We need a piece on boundaries. 62 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:19,060 Write up your views on how they impact our lives through a company of film 63 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,660 pieces to camera. Where you'll be wrestling. 64 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,200 It's a wellness group called Wrestle Your Demons where you get to explore 65 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,680 healthy boundaries and tone up. 66 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:26,999 It's brilliant. 67 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,900 But you need to bring a friend. You have to sit in twos. 68 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 You can do it, Joy. 69 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,080 But we need more to know more about you. We're watching, Joy. 70 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:49,020 What are you 71 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,020 coming over, Joy? 72 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,280 Your dad's procedure is all done now. 73 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,820 Hello, Mrs. Joy's mum. 74 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,700 It's all good down there, chicken. She's doing great. 75 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,740 He's a little bit tender, but his penis is fine, love. 76 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:22,680 Hey, I saw the finished piece from last week. 77 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,860 Yeah, I really don't know what I'm doing. 78 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,700 No, it was good. It was funny. 79 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:32,480 You were like a young, fearless, abseiling Princess Leia or something. 80 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:36,520 Or like Chewbacca or whatever. 81 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:44,020 They've assigned me to film this week's piece too. 82 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:47,200 So see you in the wrestling ring. 83 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,560 Sorry. 84 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,770 Do you properly document my humiliation? 85 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:55,730 No, don't worry. I'll catch all your best angles. 86 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:58,330 I'm really looking forward to it. 87 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,070 What is it with you? 88 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:38,810 I mean, with you and your stuff and your belongings and you just need all your 89 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:42,090 space and order and... Jesus. 90 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,290 Actually, well, that's just really annoying. 91 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:49,730 It's just an order to things. You know, there's boundaries to stuff. 92 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:54,150 Helping you feel calm, make you feel happy and organized. 93 00:05:55,490 --> 00:05:57,650 That would be unhelpful. 94 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:58,910 What boundaries, though? 95 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,810 So it's like you make these rules up in your head. 96 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,600 And then you think you have to apply them to all life situations. 97 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:09,060 And you expect everyone else to know what the fuck you're talking about. 98 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,520 Or what to do with them. 99 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,200 Well, I don't want to keep discussing it. 100 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,800 Yeah, well, I'm sorry if it frustrates me. 101 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,160 And your breathing exercises, of course, are your friends. 102 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,240 I'm sorry we couldn't go to the cinema, but I've got to learn this stuff so I 103 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,239 don't rip my vagina. 104 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,240 Yeah, no, I totally understand. 105 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,760 And with Tom being away, I've missed so many classes. 106 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:34,169 Let's go. 107 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:39,490 I'm enjoying this. Basically, you just take your coconut oil and you just rub 108 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:42,930 right in there. Right into your perineum. 109 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:44,750 This is very educational. 110 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,710 Let's just breathe again here. 111 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:47,950 Okay. 112 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,410 Actually, 113 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,450 do you know, I do have a favor to ask you back. 114 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:54,550 Will you be my wrestling partner? 115 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,230 Um, no. 116 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:01,570 You can to do that. 117 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:06,310 Yeah, they can be quite strict about things like unpasteurised cheese and 118 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:07,289 contact wrestling. 119 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:08,290 Yeah. 120 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:12,970 Honestly, Joy, if you want to hang out with other friends, I'm totally cool 121 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:14,690 it. What other friends? Joy, 122 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:17,030 it's okay to have other friends. 123 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,110 You can make other friends. 124 00:07:19,710 --> 00:07:23,270 Because believe it or not, you make a very lovely friend. The one thing that 125 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:27,070 don't want is to be unrepaired. Oh, don't freak out. We have the roommate 126 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,070 interviews tomorrow. 127 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,830 And who knows, maybe one of them could turn into, like, a real pal. 128 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:35,950 Before you know it, you've ripped your vagina right into your anus. Exactly. 129 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:47,290 Such a good menu. 130 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:51,770 I'm going to go for the croque monsieur with chips and sausages and a side of 131 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:53,290 kale. Keeps my hair shiny. 132 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:54,590 What do you want, Joyce? 133 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,980 I don't know, Charlene. 134 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,320 I think I'm just freaking out a little bit because I have to find a partner for 135 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,340 this wrestling thing, you know? I mean, I know my world is small. I know I've 136 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,180 cut myself off from other people, and maybe that's okay. 137 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:09,500 Or maybe now it's not okay because it's not working as a coping mechanism 138 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,200 anymore. But in truth, I just kind of convinced myself I didn't really need 139 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,940 anybody else. And anyway, I wouldn't know how to undo it all or do it any 140 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:15,940 way anyway. 141 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,720 Okay, but what would you like for lunch? 142 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,200 Oh. 143 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,640 Same. 144 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:33,460 know what i'm doing charlene nobody does i just don't get this wrestling i've 145 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:40,400 got tight hamstrings what would flora do stretch oh look please come with me 146 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:44,140 tomorrow to the wrestling jeffrey and audrey are looking for something 147 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:48,220 and honest and amazing and i'm really starting to feel the pressure i can't go 148 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:52,360 with you joy i can't double job and besides i've been in trouble for 149 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,640 before but it can't be that hard for you to find someone People love being in 150 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,640 front of the camera. 151 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,120 Go over to her. 152 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,660 Ask her. 153 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,520 Members of the public love being involved. It makes them feel reflected 154 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,660 truth of it or some bullshit like that that's very touching but I don't really 155 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:13,260 understand. I can't ask her. She's going to think I'm weird. Probably, but is 156 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:14,620 that really the worst that can happen? 157 00:09:48,499 --> 00:09:52,500 So, this is Sarah, and she'd really like to be involved in the piece tomorrow. 158 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,720 Hi, nice to meet you. 159 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,180 Oh, lucky, do you know that? 160 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,460 No social media. 161 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,640 No one looking to see how not perfectly you're living your life. No one judging, 162 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,080 no rules, no pressure. 163 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,900 I mean, you can just go out and sniff around whoever you want. 164 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,660 No one's going to get a picture of him putting on lines of the last bitch 165 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,760 ridden and looking going, who's that? 166 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,460 You know? 167 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,340 And look, I don't mean bitch as in bitch. 168 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,040 I mean a lady dog. 169 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,180 And I hope you can still enjoy it after we've got rid of your balls. 170 00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:54,869 Okay. 171 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:01,110 How do we do this? 172 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,130 Well, we interview them and see which one fits best. 173 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,610 Great. Easy peasy. Piece of it. 174 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:11,590 I love watching movies and going for walks in my spare time. 175 00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:14,080 No. I'd be happy to cook the meals and things. 176 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,060 Baking, I love baking. 177 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:20,120 I'm so sorry, I don't think it's going to work out. I'm trying to cut down on 178 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,880 buns. I have a boyfriend, so he'd stay over some time. 179 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,320 But we're not noisy or anything. 180 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,160 Do you have a boyfriend? 181 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:32,300 I'm incredibly organised, tidy, clean freak. 182 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,800 Sometimes I run with a cloth and a dead -ass spritzer. 183 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,160 Stay in my room mostly. 184 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040 Don't talk much. 185 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:41,260 Perfect. No. 186 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:46,050 Our fridge is broken. You'd hate it here. We have no running water. We have 187 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:50,290 wrath. So sorry for wasting your time. The room has actually just been taken. 188 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:51,690 Please, get out. 189 00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:54,430 I thought you said you were going to do things differently. 190 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:57,110 I'm trying. You're not. You're not trying. 191 00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:02,190 You said you were reimagining boundaries for your work, for your life. I am. I 192 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:06,170 did. Just today, I hung out with this hot young thing who happens to be maybe 193 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:08,530 falling in love with human aid and tomorrow I'm going to wrestle her. 194 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,460 On the internet, yeah, so don't lecture me on boundaries, because... Oh! 195 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,280 Oh, OK, Trish. 196 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,960 Watch this. 197 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,060 Oh! 198 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,540 Ooh! Look at the new me in action. 199 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,740 Are you watching? 200 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360 Do you want the room? 201 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,240 What? The room here, do you want it? 202 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,500 Er, yeah. 203 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,580 Great, it's yours. 204 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,220 Thank you, thank you so much for the laser. 205 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,280 Oh, that's so exciting. 206 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:34,380 Look at this. Congrats! 207 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:35,820 Ooh! 208 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,540 Too low, that's my gi. 209 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,160 As you know, it's a piece on boundaries. 210 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,880 But look, it'll be a good bit of exercise and nothing else because you do 211 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,880 like you like to keep fit. 212 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:53,180 Like you say, you do a lot of squats. Like, would squatting be a part of your 213 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:54,079 daily routine? 214 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,880 Um, yeah, I like to keep pretty fit. 215 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,140 Your hair is very swishy. 216 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,100 Are you good with kale? 217 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,160 Like, where are you with your intake of kale? 218 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:03,540 Um, is this a beauty feature? 219 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:04,980 Oh, oh. 220 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:07,740 A little poo. 221 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:12,280 Um, it's just some background research stuff. 222 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,210 Uh, cool. 223 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:20,450 You know, I've been thinking about the whole boundary things and, you know, how 224 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,450 to keep them healthy. 225 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:25,730 I think what it really is for me is just about trying to do things continually 226 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:26,950 outside your comfort zone, you know? 227 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,990 And what if you can only eat first inside your comfort zone? 228 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,470 Well, then you die. 229 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:32,690 Like, emotionally. 230 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,870 Why else would we exist if it's not to learn and grow? 231 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:37,710 To love. 232 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,390 To find and share joy. 233 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,290 Besides, if I kept the boundaries... 234 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,160 I never would have met this Britney guy. 235 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,920 Oh. 236 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,240 I'm so sorry. I think I still have some shame in my shape. 237 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,040 Hey, Joy. 238 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,920 Hello. 239 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,510 I'm just going to get a few shots over here and then I'll be ready to roll in 240 00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:16,590 two minutes. Perfect. 241 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:27,930 So, I hate running, right? I mean, I really hate it. 242 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:32,350 I think it actually stems from being chased by a potential sexual predator 243 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:36,030 once. Anyway, I don't believe in bad boundaries like that. 244 00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:40,310 So, I joined this fun -type running group and met this really cute guy. 245 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,060 I hate running in groups. 246 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,580 But hey. 247 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,200 Well. Oh. 248 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,040 Hey. How about that? 249 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:52,260 Where do you stand on WWE boundaries, huh? Sorry? Oh, Jesus. There's too much 250 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:56,080 your face for you? Kind of. What about this? The rear naked choke. The rear 251 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,220 naked choke. The rear naked choke. A retaliation move. It's quite crazy. 252 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,440 You're constantly wrangling. 253 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,060 Oh, the brain blast. 254 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,600 Okay, I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out. No, you're not. She's tapping out. No, 255 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 she's not. 256 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:18,070 Hey, how about I just threw everything off course here for a second and told 257 00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,070 I was falling in love with you? 258 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,430 Nothing. Oh. 259 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:30,110 Anyway, turns out not all guys are sexual predators. 260 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:36,010 You know, some can be really sweet, fun, gentle, passionate lovers. 261 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,470 Rolling. 262 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:43,030 Are you okay? 263 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:48,530 I think I must have eaten some raw chicken or something in that coffee 264 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,850 definitely going to complain about it. 265 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:51,710 Yeah, you should. 266 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:54,850 Ready? 267 00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:57,970 Okay, 268 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:05,230 before 269 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:09,130 we start today, let's talk a little about the philosophy of professional 270 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:12,510 wrestling. What we learn in the ring here today, we learn in life. 271 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:17,170 we can start to benefit from the strength of other people and secure 272 00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:18,570 to protect our weaknesses. 273 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:25,550 When you're ready, start to circle each other and recognise each other's body 274 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:26,550 languages. 275 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,280 That's actually an illegal shot. I'm so sorry. 276 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,000 Hey landlady. 277 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,150 I'm just unwinding, chilling. 278 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,310 Oh, by the way, do not panic about the mess. 279 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,849 I am going to clean it up. I basically unpacked here and I'm going to move it 280 00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:23,549 to my room. 281 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:27,130 I've been living on couch for so long, I totally forgot about the wardrobe. 282 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:35,230 Oh, yeah, also, I wanted to watch TV and then I found this zipped up in here and 283 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,370 I didn't want to tamper with it because I thought it might be part of a police 284 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,370 investigation. 285 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,510 I know it's a crime to tamper with the evidence. 286 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,800 And I didn't want you to end up in jail just because I wanted to watch Cake 287 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,820 Boss, you know? 288 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,480 You live on couches? 289 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,760 Yeah, couchsurf .com. 290 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:57,120 Basically, like, live on loads of random people's couches, meeting new people, 291 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,520 new experiences, moving around, mixing it up. 292 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,240 I have met some of my best friends, actually, on couches. 293 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,620 Some of my best lovers, even. 294 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:11,350 Who knew I'd learn to make the perfect patatas bravas from the coolest Latino 295 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,590 transgender mind performer I personally have ever met. 296 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:19,430 Honestly, he was like... I thought there was a window there, but there was no... 297 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:25,570 I've never even had patatas bravas. 298 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,070 Oh, my God. 299 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:28,430 I'll teach you how to make them. 300 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,110 It'd be really nice. 301 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:34,610 I think maybe I've needed some patatas bravas for some while now. 302 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,970 Oh, carb -related sugar thumb? 303 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:41,440 I hear you, sister. I one time fainted on the street and cracked two ribs 304 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,880 because a lady cycled over me on a city bike. So you have to be very careful 305 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880 with those. 306 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:53,220 Oh, no. Hang on. Let me. 307 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,440 Do not worry. 308 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800 Oh. 309 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,780 Voila. 310 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,880 Thank you. 311 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,620 We broke up right in the middle of season two of Narcos. 312 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,880 Oh, no. 313 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,880 Yeah, I just couldn't touch it, you know? I just zipped it up in here. 314 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,960 How come you're here? 315 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:43,920 You know, in a room, not on a couch for some surfy trip. 316 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:51,100 Yeah, uh, my last guy, he, um, stole my credit card 317 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,040 after he stole my heart. 318 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:57,830 He also told her this really lovely cashmere sweater I was particularly 319 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:02,030 to. Yeah, so I just needed to move on to try something new. 320 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,690 I did something new today. 321 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:06,890 Oh? 322 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,750 I hung out with a stranger. 323 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:16,390 We chatted. She shut her guard down and I really wanted to hate her. 324 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:24,110 see why he likes her. 325 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:31,430 Then I fought her like an old -fashioned duel, but she won. 326 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,990 She really won, you know. 327 00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:38,390 She opened up her boundaries, and when I crossed them, she took my strength. She 328 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:41,050 took my fucking strength, Amelia. I felt like Mickey Rourke. 329 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,310 Yeah. 330 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,650 And then she handed me my last toned ass back to me on a plate. 331 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:50,430 I mean, it was pretty impressive, to be honest. 332 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,280 And now the teeth are trending on Twitter, which is interesting. 333 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,120 Maybe I've just had my boundary settings the wrong way around. 334 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,500 Hey. 335 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:12,480 Do you want to watch some drug lords get gunned down at close range in the face? 336 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,260 Sounds really lovely. 337 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,500 Give me that. 338 00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:25,699 I'm out. 339 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,920 Right. Here we go. 340 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,380 Oh, sorry. There we go. 341 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,800 His face. 342 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,700 See, I find him really handsome, even though I do know that he's in quite a 343 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:52,700 of families' lives. 344 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:54,540 There he is. 345 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,860 There goes his face. 346 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,390 I think I'm ready to give you this. 347 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:58,530 Joey, your tiny heart of stone. 348 00:22:58,810 --> 00:22:59,810 Yeah. 349 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,270 Thank you. 350 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,220 we got to know you more. Sort of. Bye. 351 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,720 Hey. 352 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,180 Oh, yeah. 353 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,340 The snuggle monster's here. 354 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,780 Oh, she's probably wondering what she's got herself into. 355 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,040 She must be exhausted, poor thing. 356 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,180 I know. 357 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,480 I miss him, too. 358 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,290 Oh, God, let's... Got me. 359 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:10,470 That's really got me. 360 00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:15,190 Go away. 361 00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:16,630 We're bonding. 362 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:19,049 Hey, Joy. 363 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:22,010 Some bloke is here with the same name as your dog. 364 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:26,850 What? He says it's about wrestling that woman on the internet. Oh, my God. 365 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,990 Pixies! 366 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:30,090 Joy? 367 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,950 Catherine Thomas, host. 368 00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:40,320 The new series of Ireland's Fittest Family, which picked off on October 28th 369 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:44,500 here on RTE1. Next this evening, Brendan O 'Connor's Cutting Edge.