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Well, it looks like a nice day.

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A nice start.

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It looks like everything is going to be
okay.

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Well, her shoes are in the exact right
order there as per usual.

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Those little things over there look like
they're in the right place.

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Oh, wait a second.

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Stop here.

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Oh, for the love of St. Francis. The
marker lines on the glass of water

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really hate it when she does that. It's
just so creepy.

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There she is.

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The old tosser.

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I don't mean that she's... What I mean
is that... What I'm trying to say is

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she's been tossing in the bed a lot
lately.

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Look, we've all been going through quite
a lot. It's been a tricky time for

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everyone.

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It's just that I love her.

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Okay? I'm not afraid to say that. I have
to know. I need to know. She's going to

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be okay.

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Get up.

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Oh, Jesus, that's a relief.

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Sorry. That's okay, Joy. We're learning
to deal with this in our own way.

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Johnny hates me.

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Why? Is she laughing?

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Oh, my God, he's not back, is he? I
can't smell his stuff anywhere.

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I can smell him from three miles away.
I'm a dog, for God's sake.

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Yes? What?

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What now?

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Shit.

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Shit, shit, or shit, shit?

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Aiden? Oh, Jesus, it's a shit on the
bed. Oh, God, why do I keep doing that?

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Oh, no.

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Aiden! Okay, look, if I can't see you,
you can't see me.

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Aiden! No, put that down. What are you
doing?

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Ah!

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Bad dog ownership.

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Aiden!

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Were you not just calling him?

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No, this was canine -aiding, not human
-aiding.

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Human -aiding has never actually taken a
shit on me. Like, in either way, like,

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not in a gross way or, like, in a sexy
way. Can it ever be sexy? I just feel

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like, no, never.

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Although it does sort of feel like he's
shot all over me.

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Why? I feel it was our differences, you
know?

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But, like, why should we change who we
are?

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I guess we should stop making each other
happy, but it's really hard, this

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modern way in which we live. It's
constant, are we happy?

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No, why?

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Yes, my giant.

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Why?

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Nitroizer, serumizer, activizer,
vitamin, multis, all the Bs, the C, D,

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sunshine, happiness, vitamin.

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That's all.

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Aiden? Aiden!

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Aiden!

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Aiden!

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Aiden!

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Like what? What?

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Like, what do you want?

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Excuse me? You've been after me for ten
minutes. Like, what do you want? I don't

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know what you're talking about.

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Okay, look, I had this huge night last
night. I'm incredibly edgy right now,

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but... Did we?

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Did we? Sorry?

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Swipe right.

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Huh?

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Oh, my God.

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You just did the thing, didn't you? You
texted me to see if it's me, and I'm

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like... Okay, so my hands have literally
not moved.

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And there's my phone.

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Whoa. Excuse me. Hang on. Excuse me.
Hey.

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All right.

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Let's, uh...

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It's a reminder of your pelvic floor
exercises.

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Aiden!

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Is your dog called Aiden?

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Yeah.

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Aiden. Hello, Aiden.

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My name is also Aiden.

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When I was... Yeah.

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You're human, Aiden.

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Thanks, I can be human, Aiden.

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Oh, Aiden and Aiden.

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I can't talk. I have to go to work.

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I'm fine. You're not.

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You're not fine.

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You haven't been answering my calls, so
I've had to get up off my hole, come

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over here and check on you.

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It's inconvenient. I'm busy.

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Oh, really?

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How is Space Rocket Invader 7 going?

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I'm up to level four.

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That's actually not bad.

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I just want to see you cry.

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Once.

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Just have a cry. Or a bit of a cry. I
don't want to lie.

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I don't have any tears. I don't need
tears, because I'm fine, and you're kind

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bullying me now, to be honest. It's
just, I know that today is... Does that

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work?

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I know it's May 28th.

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Those pelvic floor exercises, huh?

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Yeah. Amazing.

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I mean, I may not be so toned.

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Like here.

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Or like here.

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Or here.

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Uh -huh.

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But my vagina's very toned.

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Yes, it is.

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It's just a pity I can't show it off
more in cute outfits, you know?

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I have to go.

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Oh, my God, I've got the best idea.

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Trish, you should move in with me.

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You could play Death Star 9 while I
watch Gilmore Girls eating blocks of

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and dams on the couch. Why not is the
actual question.

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Because I'm about to have a baby.

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And I live with Tom, who's my husband.

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I mean, there is that.

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I could move in with you.

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Help out a bit.

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We could, like, wash your hair, do a poo
in peace.

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Go in, take your time in there.

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You can get hemorrhoids if you try and
rush it. I just don't want that

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to my best friends, Bob.

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Joy, are you lonely?

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No.

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I know you don't handle change well, and
this is you coping with it by

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pretending it isn't happening and
cutting yourself off from the rest of

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world. You could advertise your place
for a flatmate.

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With a stranger?

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Yeah.

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Strangers are the best.

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Hello.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Absolutely fine.

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Charlene's looking for you. There's been
some flora emergency.

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They need you up there right now.

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I think they've got some big changes in
mind for you.

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What?

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Oh, my

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God,

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you're here.

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I was just waiting for you, and now
you're here.

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Charlie and I work here. You do work
here. But now you're going to work here

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even more. What?

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Everyone is literally losing their shit.

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Everyone's favorite vlogger slash
reporter slash hyphenated person Flora

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gone, and they are freaking out. She
basically cashed in a group hit voucher

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some skin resurfacing, but it turns out
the plastic surgeon is actually a dental

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hygienist who lied.

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I mean, the details are sketchy as fuck,
but she's basically hiding out down in

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a cottage in Offaly.

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while we wait for the swelling to die
down so we can recognise some, if any,

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her face again.

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Oh, my God, are you her?

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Am I her? Who? Her? You, here, the temp,
to fill in.

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I already work here.

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You see, that's the spirit.

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Oh, no, I mean, actually, I do work here
in a small little office. Her name is

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Joy. She's a copy editor.

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She is our saviour. It is so good to
meet you, Joy.

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We have met a few times. We have big
things planned for you.

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Well, not really planned because we are
in the middle of an unexpected crisis.

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Flora is gone. Her face is gone. She
basically can't find her nostrils right

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now. No nostrils. And her pieces have
been one of our biggest success stories

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date. And our subscribers are going to
drop unless we can fix this and find a

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solution. Enjoy one minute.

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Can somebody get me colostrum on my roll
today, please? Thank you. And Joy, four

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of my children are undergoing
orthodontic treatment at the moment, and

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need to get this sorted. Yeah, and we
think that you are the woman for the

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Hmm?

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Wait.

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Oh, God, no.

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Sorry, I can't fill in for her. I don't
have any experience.

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Charlene? You know, I conjugate verbs
and that. Yeah, Charlene, you should,

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she... She could fill in. Charlene can't
do it. She basically runs the office

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here. She's our right -hand woman. Well,
she also has little charisma and a

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compromised past.

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But you, Joy, you have something. And
it's an opportunity to get away from the

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whatever it is. What exactly is it that
you use to... Verbs, grammar,

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prepositions.

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Well, I have a preposition for you.

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The propositions.

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This.

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This week's piece.

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It's a doozy. The piece?

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Yes, the piece. As our new happiness
hunter, hunting for happiness.

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Well, you know the drill. Hunting out
answers to our quest for happiness,

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remedies to modern life's weariness,
balm for the existential panic that

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meaningless indemnity and shorts.

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Mostly through sponsored treatments and
events.

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That's overwhelming.

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I really don't think that I'm the right
person for this. I mean, I do appreciate

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that you think that I could.

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Well, we never actually said that. But
I... Yes, Joy, yes.

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You don't have to hide in the shadows
anymore.

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Scared to come out because Flora's light
shone so brightly. You were the wind

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beneath her wings. Now, Joy, you're the
wind beneath our wings.

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Come on, Joy, we're under time pressure.

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We've sponsors and subscribers to keep
happy. Like, actually, literally.

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I'll do it.

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Well, no, you are doing it.

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And the TV awards are coming up soon,
and this segment is our best shot at an

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award. We'll be there at this time to
talk you through.

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Watching you.

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Come on, come on.

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Oh,

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dear. Oh, boss.

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Holy shit, Charlene, what was that? I
can't do this. You did it at university.

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Did what?

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No, I studied English.

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Oh, well, that's perfect, because it'll
be in English.

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And you like facts and things.

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Yeah, and writing.

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Well,

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I mean, I did do a few classes, but I
only really signed up because all my

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friends were having kids and I couldn't
really join their baby groups, because

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apparently it's weird to join a baby
group if you're not pregnant or you

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have a baby.

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I did write a piece once about dogs.

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What are they thinking?

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You know, like, what are they... What
are they actually thinking?

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Okay, interesting.

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So, while you're covering Flora, you
need to copy her format.

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Today's event is at the Aviva Stadium.

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Oh, they're going to be abseiling off it
or something.

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Yada, yada. And Stan is going to be
there to help you film it. Oh, just

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Flora's lead, okay?

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She's already established the brand, and
everyone loves her.

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She's our biggest feature.

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Flora is, was, our golden ticket. So no
pressure.

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Actually, there is pressure.

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So you need to do this, otherwise we're
going to lose our sponsors and our jobs.

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Oh, and Geoffrey's kids will have
snaggled teeth for the rest of their

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Oh dear.

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Let's get you in the chair immediately.

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Tell them about your position.

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Rose, are you sure? Thank actual God you
could do this. These guys have been

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waiting for five months for a slot on
the Happy Hunter.

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It's big sponsorship. Big. It's a
biggie, as they say in the biz. So

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like a psychological exercise.

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These are real people with real fears,
and they are trying to face them, Joy.

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And it's your job to explore why.

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Brows are big right now.

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Come on, Joy. Come on.

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Time to go.

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Whoa.

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New look, Joy. Brows are big right now.
So that's where you're going, Joy.

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You're up sailing down.

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Pardon?

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Oh, no, I'm not going to be doing it.

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Oh, yes, you are, Joy. That's part of
the piece.

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Your experience.

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I can't.

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You have to.

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Buckle her in.

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My knickers, guys.

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Guys.

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John. John, get in there. Get this.

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Get this.

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Really? Yeah. Yeah.

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Hang on. I can't hear you from up here.

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Hang on now.

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Look at you.

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Quite the wedgie.

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Aren't they?

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It's really up there.

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Oh, gosh.

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I'll do that. Okay.

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Take this. Take this. Okay.

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Just see them as real people.

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Okay? Here to take the plunge into a
whole new world off the roof of the

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It's a metaphor.

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A metaphor. It's real people. Go in
there.

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It's very, very high. Yeah.

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Hey, people.

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Hey, people.

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Be cooler.

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Cool.

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Heya, fuckers. Too much.

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Be like Flora. Be like Flora.

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Oh, okay.

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Hello there. Thank you so much for
coming here today. We're really excited

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you're here. Thank you so much for
coming.

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So this is all about facing your fears.

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Why are you here?

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Oh, it's just an experience type thing.

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Like, loads of people are doing it. It's
getting really popular.

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My mom said when I came out of her, I
just came out so fast, I bounced right

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the floor and it was pretty traumatic.

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So I'm personally rebirthing.

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See if it sorts out some stuff.

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Oh, that's so nice.

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The old woman.

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Absolutely.

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Excuse me, old lady.

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Why are you here?

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My counselor says I need to find a new
high to replace the porn addiction.

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I've just been watching a lot of porn.
That's good.

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They say that's good.

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Cool. Get him. Get him. Get him.

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00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,320
Excuse me, sir.

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Has anything so scary happened in your
life that it changed you forever?

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Jody.

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Hayden.

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How are you?

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I'm okay. Yeah.

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Don't we give us a second?

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Yeah.

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I have this cool new job now, which is
really cool. Yeah. I mean, you know, you

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always said you should make things up,
Joyce. I'm like, I like mixing things

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motherfuckers.

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What the fuck, Joy?

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00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440
It's the guys.

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Hey, this parcel came for you today.
It's at our home, at the house that I

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in, in that place.

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00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,990
Yeah, it's not really important anymore.
You can throw it in the bin.

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00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:06,010
Oh, God, Aidan, this is so weird. What
are you doing here?

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Someone I met told me about it.

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Okay.

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Today's the 28th of May.

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It would have been the second year
anniversary of us.

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So, I know you like to do things a
certain way.

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And because it's a special occasion, I
thought that maybe that we could do

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something that we haven't done before.

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Would you consider and do me the honor
and allow me to

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take you up the Eiffel Tower for

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our anniversary?

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Hey.

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It's like a fresh start and all that,
you know?

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Jumping into my new life.

335
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,220
Okay, time to go over now, Joy.

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00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,520
Stan, get in there.

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00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,200
Joy, you're going over.

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00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:07,559
Who's that?

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00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,780
Move away, move away. I don't know who
you are. Move away.

340
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,060
Actually, on that, is there time for a
wee?

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00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
Later. Later.

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Just go over.

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00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,680
Stan, get in behind her. You're doing
it.

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Yeah. Hurry up now. Beautiful.

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Yay.

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Woo.

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00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,840
That's it.

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Now, head next.

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Okay,

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so lean out with straight arms to me.

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And then flat rope is yours.

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00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:45,460
The dominant hand low.

353
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,340
Okay. Yep.

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You got it.

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00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,360
Hands down, away from the steel.

356
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,400
When you're ready, lift your feet.

357
00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,500
There you go, you're up, Selma.

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00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:01,980
Oh,

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00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,180
to answer your first question. Yes? Did
anything so scary ever happen to me that

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it changed me forever?

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00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,360
What?

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00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,640
Yes.

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I draw these lines.

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00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:05,410
On my glass, because I know if I drink
down below it, I'll need to get up in

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00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:06,410
night for a wee.

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00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,270
And I just remember everything all over
again.

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00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,530
Better to try and stay asleep.

368
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,990
8 .5 hours of not thinking.

369
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,710
He just peed on me.

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00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,150
Oh.

371
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,670
Oh, sorry.

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00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:41,990
Do you know him?

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00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,230
He's the one who's not dealing with all
of this well.

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00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,250
Apologize.

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00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:49,530
Sarah.

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00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,610
Well, I put on a sad song and see if we
can squeeze out one tear.

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00:22:27,659 --> 00:22:29,060
No.

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Lovely clean sheets.

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Will I tell her about the couch now?

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00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,230
No.

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Finding Joy continues next Wednesday at
9 .35 here on RT1.

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After the break, Brendan O 'Connor's
Cutting Edge returns for a new series

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panellists Jason Byrne, Anna Geary and
Brenda Power. Stay with us.