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Invader Zim
Attack of the Saucer Morons
s01e05A (s01e09)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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Human law enforcement
machine. Markings:

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lighty-flashy things on top.
Defensive capability:

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minimal. Explodes on
impact with giant meat.

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Evaluation: pathetic!!!
Pathetic Earth vehicle!

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Warning?! How
could that be?

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Nothing threatens an
Irken Voot Runner!

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Computer, run a diagnostic.
You've gone crazy!

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Eject! Eject!!!

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Eject command
initiated.

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Ruined.
Ruined!

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Irken engineering
reduced to... this!

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Surely that was
no human bee!

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Once I take care of the humans
I will begin my war against...

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the bees!

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GIR, respond. I need you
to send out a tow vehicle

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to pick up the
Voot Runner.

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GIR?

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Hello? GIR,
where are you?!

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Must be some
interference.

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Oh well. This place is
fairly deserted, well hidden.

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I should be able to return
with the tow vehicle,

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pick the cruiser up and go.
And when the repairs are done...

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I shall hunt down
that evil death bee!!!

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An alien!

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Computer, bring
me the Voot carrier.

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Computer,
disguise the carrier.

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Something less
conspicuous.

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Processing,
processing!

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Why am I so
amazing?!

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This should be a standard
recovery operation, pig.

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We move in, we load
the Voot Runner into you

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and we're out of there. The
humans will be none the wiser.

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My ship! In the hands
of the enemy! How?!

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How? Who knows what
defenses they could devise

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through
reverse-engineering!

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Stay here, pig. I'll call
you in as soon as I can

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get close enough
to the Voot Runner.

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What is the meaning of this?!
Who are you people?

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What is that... thing...
on your head?

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Hold it!

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We are the Children of the
Bright and Shining Saucer!

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We have claimed this
downed alien love ship,

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and want to share
it with all humanity!

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But humanity must
prove itself worthy!

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Love ship? But 
that's my... my...

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Your what?

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My... dream. To become worthy
enough to get close to the...

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"love ship."

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Wonderful! Our leader is
conducting an initiation right now!

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Starchunk!

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Initiation? Fools!!! There is
none so worthy as Zim!!!

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You've no idea what
powers you are dealing with!

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No idea at...

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Now, the final
initiation.

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Okay, finally.

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My recovery
vehicle!

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We've just found a number
of alien artifacts near the sight.

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Truly this is a sign!

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It appears to be some
form of symbolic greeting!

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The pig form perhaps
represents mankind's

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pig-like affinity...
for... exploration.

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The pig
accepts me!

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Fools! You have no possible
idea what power you toy with!

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Release the pig!

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The pig... belongs...
to all mankind!

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This is no man-pig!

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What? What?

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The alien! The one
I told you I saw!

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Where?

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Don't come any closer!
Don't try anything on me or I'll...

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I'll... I'll lay eggs in your
stomach! I mean it!

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Nooooo!!!

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We are your loving
servants, oh wise one!

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Stand away, you smell
like feet! Leave me alone!

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Fill us with wisdom
from another beyond!

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Yes, fill us!

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GIR! GIR! Are you
there, GIR?! Help me!

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- Hi!
- GIR, finally!

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I need your help!
I've been captured!

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Yaaay!!!

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No, that's bad, GIR.

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Yaaay!!!

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I need you to listen very,
very, very, very, very,

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very, very, very
carefully.

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What?

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You are the one we've
been waiting for!

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The one foretold in the
prophesies, told by...

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Frank! - Yup,
told ya he'd come.

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Bless the corns
on my toes!

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Excuse me, there
has been a mistake!

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Finally.
Come on, GIR!

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Who are you?!

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I am government man,
come from the government,

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the government
has sent me.

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This is not an
alien life form!

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He is an experimental
government aircraft!

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That's an aircraft?!

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Fools! What
else would I be?

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What about the
floating pig out there?

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That's a
government pig!

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Well, I have to take everything back
to the home base now. Buh-bye.

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Wait!

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Come on, GIR,
come on!

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Excuse me! How do we know
he's really a government aircraft?

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And how do we know you're
really with the government?

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He still has to
bless my toes!

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And why should we let
you take our discovery?

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I like you.

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It's a government
android!

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He's stealing
our alien!

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GIR, quickly,
ride the pig!

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Take me with you!
Take me with you!

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Come back!

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Faster my pig!
Faster!

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Finally! We
are safe, GIR!

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We're back
on track!

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Everything is
smooth and...

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What?

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Subtitles: Ainee