1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,840 It's spring break! We've got some serious poppies to do! 2 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:06,060 Let the 10th annual Spring Break Olympics begin! 3 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:07,500 Don't believe everything you hear. 4 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:10,120 Morse. You're mine now. 5 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:13,580 The female bites his head off! That is kind of romantic. 6 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,020 You keep score as you score. 7 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:17,420 It's kinky. 8 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,880 I like it. You're the only one for me. What can I say? It's my sentimental 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,320 streak. I can explain. 10 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,240 What's a sore back compared to a broken heart? Very poetic. 11 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:50,190 You know, I'm new to town. Can you give me directions to your bedroom? 12 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,810 Lame. Can I borrow a quarter? 13 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,309 What for? 14 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,810 I'd like to call your mother and tell her you're not coming home tonight. 15 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:58,530 You can't be serious. 16 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:01,450 Oh, come on. These are my best lines, my closers. 17 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:05,430 Wow. I'd like to hear they also ran. 18 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:09,110 So I guess this is good night or good morning, whichever. 19 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:16,590 Wait. 20 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,070 Where are you going? 21 00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:23,070 I think I've changed my mind. 22 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:28,430 I mean, you've been working hard all night. 23 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:31,310 Coming up with all that crap can't be easy. 24 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:32,610 It isn't. 25 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:36,130 Maybe it's time for your reward. 26 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:45,690 Now, if a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you... Okay, okay, 27 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:46,690 enough talking. 28 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,150 Okay. 29 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:50,250 Time for action. 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,150 Come dance for me. 31 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,010 Yes. 32 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:02,630 Give me a sexy face. 33 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:05,510 Yes. 34 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,690 Okay, now make a look at the camera. 35 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,350 Make love to the camera. 36 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:28,510 Okay, 37 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,430 okay, that's enough. 38 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:39,770 So, are we gonna... 39 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,680 It's a home job. 40 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,800 Oh, 41 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:07,120 I feel like a million bucks. I'm walking down the street with 42 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,100 my money down my. 43 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,980 I'm standing in front of you. I'm in the state that we are in. 44 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:36,840 You better hold my hand. You better hold my 45 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:42,620 hand. You better hold 46 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:45,740 my hand. 47 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:27,830 Thank you. 48 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:36,570 Thank you. 49 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:41,590 Thank you. 50 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:47,570 Thank you. 51 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,840 Thank you. 52 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:46,070 Johnson's bar is giving away free drinks to anyone with a tramp stamp. 53 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:51,550 So? 54 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:53,590 So that's every girl in our bar. 55 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,210 We'll be broke by the end of the week. 56 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,830 Is that Ophelia's or Layla's? I'm confused here. 57 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:07,270 She's gone. 58 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:08,930 They're both gone. 59 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,420 Screwed it up with Ophelia just like I screwed it up last time with Layla. 60 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,040 Me and this whole marriage thing just don't mix. 61 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,980 It's okay. You had a couple of strikes. 62 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,140 You're still a bat. 63 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,840 Yeah. If either of them were here right now, they'd shove that bat where the sun 64 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,840 don't shine. 65 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,000 Man slut! I'm proud of it. 66 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,880 I pity that poor girl being used for your sleazy little game. 67 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Yeah? 68 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,300 Booyah! Cha -ching! 69 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:46,300 You've been banging like a barn door in the wind. Time out, time out. 70 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,340 The game is suspended, okay? 71 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:52,120 Clear rule violations, thank you. You've been drugging those freshmen. Speak for 72 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,160 yourself, douche bucket. 73 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,140 There's not going to be any more spring break scoreboard if we can't make our 74 00:06:58,140 --> 00:06:59,140 next mortgage payment. 75 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,280 We need cash, and we need fast. 76 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,040 Game's not over. Not by a long shot. 77 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,480 Larry, ice princess. 78 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,780 That name's going to stick with me for a while, isn't it? 79 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:16,779 Oh, no. 80 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:19,860 What? What's oh, no? I've known that tone since preschool. 81 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:25,560 The hey, Larry, which leads to can you do my essay, or can you change my grade 82 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,280 in the school's computer, or how much do you know about genital warts? 83 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,660 Okay, you got me. 84 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:35,620 I need your help. Another flare -up? I don't want to look. Just take the 85 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,640 You're still in that whole making movies thing, right? The cameras, the tripod 86 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,640 and all that? 87 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:44,300 Yeah. Well, I say we make movies, big hits. Help James and Jenny to make 88 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,400 payments on double Ds. 89 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:50,120 Well, I have written this new script about my recent breakup. It's called The 90 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,380 Hole in My Soul. Oh. 91 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:56,100 I told you, I'm not over it yet, Pumpkin. These things take time. 92 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,520 We have all the time in the world. 93 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:04,280 It starts out on the highway, but we're traveling. 94 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,520 The white line. 95 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,760 And the middle of the road is streaking by. 96 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:12,220 And as we pan up, we see in the distance... A pair of big kids. 97 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,420 No. I love it. Let's do it. First couple notes. 98 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,880 Small changes, really. 99 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,800 We'll do it in color. And we won't actually use your script. In fact, we 100 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,980 even read your script. There'll be no script. 101 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:27,040 Just girls taking their clothes off, being wild. What a movie. 102 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,760 It's not a movie. It's a porno tape. DVD. Keep up, Larry. 103 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,720 And it's what people want to see. Girls. 104 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,020 Boobs. A few laughs. 105 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,990 Laughing drunk girls with boobs! 106 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:39,570 Cinema gold! 107 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:40,489 Ta -da! 108 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:41,490 Looks like so. 109 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:44,290 We can't do that. It's immoral. 110 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:46,270 I mean, it's exploitation. 111 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:49,850 Entertainment. Profiting from people's lapses in judgment. 112 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,170 Exploiting their weaknesses. 113 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:54,470 Appealing to the lowest common denominator. 114 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:55,730 Lowest common to what? 115 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:59,750 Parading naked bodies around for the amusement of a jaded audience. I mean, 116 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:00,750 not right. 117 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,320 Whenever I see those ads for those tapes... DVDs. Geez, it's 2009. 118 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,920 I count her. I think, oh, that poor girl. 119 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:12,200 She's going to get a call from her mom one day saying she sees her little girl 120 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,240 on TV taking all her clothes off. 121 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,820 That was a tough call to make. 122 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,900 James and Jenny need cash. 123 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,720 And your artsy -fartsy, soul -in -the -hole, black -and -white movies aren't 124 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,720 going to make squat. 125 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,900 If we lose the bar, we don't have a place to stay. Spring breaks over. 126 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,460 Nobody makes king. 127 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yin or what? 128 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,480 Uh, 129 00:09:44,180 --> 00:09:45,180 we're closed. 130 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,840 I'm not here for a drink. 131 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,840 I'm here to see Ophelia. 132 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,920 Well, I'm afraid she's already left. 133 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:55,540 Uh, her husband, ex -husband, never was husband here. 134 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,340 Speak of the devil. 135 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,590 Oh! Look what the cat puked up. 136 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,990 What the hell are you doing here? 137 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,330 You know this guy? 138 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,449 Uh, yeah. 139 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:12,730 I've had the pleasure. Yeah, the pleasure of fucking my wife. That's ex 140 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,430 Never was wife, as I understand it, correct? 141 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,730 Yeah. I heard about Affiliate's research grant, and I simply came down here to 142 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:22,649 offer my assistance. 143 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,150 You lying little piece of shit. 144 00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:26,690 What the hell do you know about anthro -fucking -pology, huh? 145 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:28,570 It's a fascinating subject. 146 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:32,400 Yeah. So are pygmy tribes in uncharted regions of the Amazon. 147 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,800 Go get them, bub. Don't forget your toothbrush. 148 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:35,779 All right, listen. 149 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,540 Now, I can only apologize so much, James. 150 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:39,920 Perhaps I can make it up to you. 151 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,600 As I understand it, your bar is having some financial difficulties. 152 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:46,420 I happen to need a place to stay while I'm down here, and I suspect some rent 153 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:47,399 money could come in handy. 154 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,379 Oh, no. 155 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,780 You've done all the cumming you're going to do. Now, get the fuck out of here. 156 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,000 James, stop being an asshole. 157 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,840 Hey, why break the habit? 158 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:58,360 You shut it, Royce. 159 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,240 How are we supposed to pay Brody's wages? 160 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,380 Or the liquor bill? Or the bank? 161 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:08,340 The beach house is already mortgaged to the max. I would rather sell my body. 162 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:13,940 Would you like me to show you to the beach house? 163 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,020 Yes, I would love that. Thank you. 164 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,720 That is unacceptable! 165 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,800 Jennifer! 166 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,560 Come on, Larry. 167 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,380 Snap out of it. 168 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,980 Look, I know what you're going through. 169 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,920 Maybe she'll come back. 170 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,480 But maybe she won't. 171 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:49,180 The point is, you can't stop living. 172 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,680 Or screwing. 173 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:58,280 So how about I screw you into the middle of next week? 174 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:05,240 Smells good. I 175 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,760 don't care. 176 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,480 Take it out on me. 177 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,110 Oh, man. 178 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,010 Oh, man. 179 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,760 Yeah, it kind of was. 180 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,700 Let's go again. 181 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,960 Again? You're trying to kill me? 182 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,900 You're still broken -hearted, aren't you? 183 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,440 More than my heart's going to get broken if we go again. 184 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,360 Yo, Gigolo, we're supposed to be filming. 185 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:17,600 Does it have to be now? Whit and I were just... There's a hot chick in the bar, 186 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,040 totally into being on camera. We've got to move, like, right now. 187 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,500 I don't know about all that. 188 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,220 I'm supposed to be a serious filmmaker. 189 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,060 Dude. Hot. 190 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:27,720 Drunk. Chick. 191 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,780 What to not know? 192 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600 Well. 193 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,660 Great. Good. 194 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,160 Yeah. Take off your dress. 195 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,730 Shutting up? 196 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,890 You want to ruin the mood. 197 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,290 Zach! 198 00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,810 Could you wait for us in the main bar? 199 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,609 Yeah, you know, maybe go wait over there. 200 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,349 Somewhere other than here. 201 00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:20,730 You know, but bye. 202 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,250 Okay. 203 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,390 That's it. 204 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,230 And here's you. 205 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,530 And you. 206 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,139 And you. 207 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:34,140 And you. 208 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,100 He is watching us, you know that. I know. 209 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,760 His name's Bond, he ain't. 210 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,280 Well, I mean, I guess it is only natural. 211 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,500 Big brother being protective, right? 212 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,260 He says he has a good reason. 213 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,900 Oh, really? He said you tried to steal Ophelia from him. 214 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,560 Well, that's actually true. 215 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,100 It did happen. 216 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,300 He said you deny it. 217 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:24,640 Well, you know, the old me might have probably denied it, but this new me is 218 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,640 more honest. 219 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,460 It did happen. I'm not proud of it. 220 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:34,880 It's rare to find a guy that can actually be, you know, on it. 221 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,280 All right. Thank you. 222 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,640 So, I never really understood what Ophelia was here to study. 223 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,820 Oh, well, she and I are anthropologists. 224 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,920 And down here presents a potentially fascinating area of study for us. 225 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,180 Why's that? 226 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:54,740 Well, her grant was to study how the rules of attraction in the animal 227 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,400 relate to human mating rituals. 228 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,889 You mean... 229 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,130 People acting like monkeys? 230 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,289 Come on. 231 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,590 Is that really such a stretch? 232 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:09,370 I guess not. 233 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:11,310 Not on spring break, anyway. 234 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,710 No such thing as a higher primate when it comes to spring break. 235 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:20,050 So, do you want to go skinny dipping? 236 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:22,790 Skinny dipping? Really? 237 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:26,790 Yeah, it's a nice night. I mean, come on, what do you say? 238 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:33,470 I personally would love to, but would that make your brother just a little 239 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,470 angry? 240 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,230 Sure. 241 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,750 But I guess that wouldn't have bothered the old you much. 242 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:44,490 Do you want to hear a secret? 243 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:45,710 Huh? 244 00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,650 It doesn't bother the new me much either. 245 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:49,490 Really? Yeah, let's go. 246 00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,520 Larry, Ice Princess was looking for you. 247 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,340 God, she won't let me breathe. 248 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,240 Wait, you're the one that scored with Ice Princess? 249 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,400 Uh, well, don't be bashful. 250 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,360 Yeah, I did. 251 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Wow. 252 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,180 I'm impressed. 253 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,660 Oh, it was nothing much, really. 254 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,060 True, it was nothing much. I've seen it. 255 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:45,200 Must have been my pulling the sword from the stone. 256 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:46,850 Only like in reverse. 257 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,850 All the guys tired. 258 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:50,430 Only one succeeded. 259 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:52,790 The king. 260 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,990 Whatever happens, keep shooting. 261 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,530 I swore I wouldn't do this again on a first date. 262 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:23,490 What, this is a date now? 263 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:27,870 You're right. 264 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:30,010 It's a technicality. 265 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,090 But when you're right, 266 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:33,970 you're right. 267 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:35,810 I'm right. 268 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,420 I got a baby. 269 00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:54,670 reason for a ride reach inside I 270 00:23:54,670 --> 00:24:01,250 hope this song will end 271 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,810 this story I'm taking 272 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,760 Have you ever killed anybody? 273 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,780 Hell no, bro. What kind of question is that? 274 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:38,960 You need a drink, bro. 275 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,780 Let me guess. 276 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,420 Roy? How'd you guess? 277 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,840 What you done now, bro? 278 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,760 Done? My wife, my sister. 279 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,040 Ouch. It sucks, bro. 280 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,420 Mm -hmm. 281 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,040 I'm Larry's wingman. 282 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,360 How did this happen? 283 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,160 It's a small town. 284 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,420 Rep travels fast. 285 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,180 But since preschool, he's been my wingman. 286 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:01,880 The universe is out of whack. 287 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,660 Yeah, tell me about it. 288 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,420 So what's wrong with you? Seems like you had a worse night than I did. 289 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,080 Really? No. 290 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,080 That was draining. 291 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,400 I think I need to lie down. 292 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,260 Later. First we need to look at your footage. 293 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,500 Alright, 294 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200 let's see what we got. 295 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:23,880 Hi, my name is Tina. I have two Yorkies. 296 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:28,440 One's like this big, and then the other one's like this big. 297 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720 They're super rad. 298 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:33,910 I'm glad you got all this. Nothing an audience likes more than a really, 299 00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:34,910 long buildup. 300 00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:37,910 Oops. 301 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:41,850 It gets better. 302 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:44,850 How could it possibly get better than this? 303 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,430 Wow. 304 00:26:48,370 --> 00:26:49,550 Sexy shoulder blade? 305 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:52,650 Oops. 306 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:56,090 From now on, every time you say oops, I'm going to kill you. 307 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,420 Great. Well, we've definitely cornered the G -rated adult market, which is, you 308 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,420 know, huge when it comes to these kind of tapes. 309 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:08,420 DVD. 310 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,300 Hey, guys. 311 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,020 You might want to check out Channel 149, the travel and entertainment channel. 312 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,200 You're famous. 313 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,360 Oh, my God. 314 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,740 She used me. 315 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,660 I feel so used. 316 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,200 Time for act first. 317 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,060 Come on, dance for me. 318 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,740 Yeah. 319 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120 Oh, yeah. 320 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,200 Don't do it, buddy. It's a trick. 321 00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:03,160 You exploited me. You put me on TV with your jaded pictures of naked parades. 322 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,020 Huh? It's exploitation. 323 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,280 It's entertainment. 324 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,260 You profited from my horniness. 325 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:13,620 You got what you wanted. I got what I wanted. It's America, baby. 326 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,960 She's going to put you on TV. 327 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:17,860 Sweet. 328 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,480 You saw that? 329 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,320 I can explain. 330 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,540 It's really funny. You're going to laugh. 331 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,900 Jen? You back? 332 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,940 Jenny? 333 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,700 Jenny, are you okay? 334 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840 Jenny! 335 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,640 I heard bang. 336 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,190 Hmm. Uh, yeah, you did. 337 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:13,550 James! 338 00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:19,830 You... You got 339 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:27,470 the 340 00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:28,530 hut for Brody? Oh. 341 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:31,530 I believe in mating for life! 342 00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,330 There's a... 343 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,040 bucket load of points waiting to be scored over at Johnson's. You never 344 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,380 resist the lure of meaningless sex, could you? Oh, no. 345 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,540 She's never ever, never ever better than me. 346 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:55,960 She's never ever, never ever better than me. 347 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,620 She's never ever, never better than me. 348 00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:05,590 Not bad at all.