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It's spring break. We've got some
serious hobby to do.

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Let the 10th annual Spring Break
Olympics begin.

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Don't believe everything you hear.
You're mine now.

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The female bites his head off. That is
kind of romantic.

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You keep score as you score.

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It's kinky.

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I like it. You're the only one for me.
What can I say? It's my sentimental

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dream. I can't explain.

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What's a sore back compared to a broken
heart? Very poetic.

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There's no way James would come and work
in a place like this.

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You kidding me? This is exactly the type
of place James would work in. Tours,

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Ophelia, an Omega house.

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But that was the old James. The
drinking, womanizing, partying till he

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James. The new James would never...

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going on here, James?

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You said you were serving hors d
'oeuvres. More like horse curves.

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Oh, get back here.

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This isn't what it looks like.

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Kind of.

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Sort of.

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This is great.

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I come all this way, I get dumped, and
now where am I supposed to stay?

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There's a beach house down the street.
All right, you guys can hang there.

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Right guy.

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Good to meet you, man. You're quite a
legend back on campus.

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Glad to see you're cementing quite a
reputation here as well.

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Don't believe everything you hear.

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Or see.

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Hi. Wait, wait.

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Come on, let me try to explain this at
least.

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Go ahead.

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Let's hear it.

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All right.

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There's no explaining this.

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But what the hell are you doing down
here anyway, huh? What, are you checking

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on me? You don't trust me or something?

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All right. You've got every reason in
the universe not to trust me.

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But I didn't lie to you. You told me you
were working at Dee Dee's. Dee Dee's?

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Double D's? It's kind of the same thing,
maybe sort of. You told me you were

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gaining valuable work experience.

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I am.

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Life lessons money can't buy.

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You told me you loved me.

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You'd never lie to me, cheat on me,
break my heart. I do love you. I haven't

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done those things.

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All right.

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Now I've heard it all.

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God. Julia.

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It's just like the house I grew up in,
but way smaller.

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This is great.

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We're staying here.

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On the bar.

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Awesome.

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Locked on the bar. And now we can get
down to the two most important things in

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life.

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Drinking. And how did I know that was
the second most important thing in life

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you? It's actually the first most
important. I was just thirsty.

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Well, Zach, anyone can walk in.

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Exactly. Well, what about Larry and
Ophelia?

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Kinky. I like it.

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That would spice things up.

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Nice.

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What's up, bro? What can I get you?

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Something alcoholic.

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Something very alcoholic.

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All right.

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Dollar shot coming up.

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Drinking to forget, huh?

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I never want to be sober again.

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Bad breakup?

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Are there any good ones?

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Guess not, bro.

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Who's she?

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She?

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It's not your rebound, though.

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James would not be happy.

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Neither would his wife.

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Did you forget we're married now?

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How many more chances am I supposed to
give you? You lied to me.

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Okay.

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Technically, I didn't lie to you. Okay?

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I just didn't tell you the truth.

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Okay, so here's your chance. Go ahead.

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Well... I hope you two will be very
happy together, whoever she is. Oh, my

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It's complicated, Ophelia. You know I'm
not good at complicated.

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No, James, it's simple, really.

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I didn't lie to you.

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But you didn't tell the truth.

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guessing he didn't mention not shagging
like rabbits in my living room.

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This is your place?

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Uh -huh. Well, there's plenty of space
for all of us.

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Ignore him. I'm Karen, by the way.

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The name's Jenny, James' sister.

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It's not enough.

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Even after everything, it is still not
enough to make the loan payment.

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She called.

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We are going to lose Double D's.

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And Dick Johnson will have won, and his
bar will be the only bar down on the

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beach. She says she wants to meet with
me.

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She says we need to talk.

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Dude! What is going on, bro? You come
down here to help me save the bar, and

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then some chick walks in, and suddenly
you're a dribbling wreck.

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She's not just some chick, Jen.

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Oh.

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She's my wife.

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James. Her name is Ophelia.

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She's the love of my life.

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I've lost her.

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Okay, wait.

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This is a lot to take in here. Okay,
first of all...

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you can't get married and not tell your
little sister.

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And second, you can't get married,
James. Period.

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I know.

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And I know.

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So I'm guessing that if she doesn't know
about me, and she doesn't know about

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your life before college, then she
doesn't know about Layla.

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Layla.

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Oh yeah, that's hot.

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Oh yeah, work it.

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Okay.

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Yeah. Give me your hand.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh, that's good.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, a little water down
your back.

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Oh, that's hot.

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Yeah. Uh -huh.

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Oh yeah, a little more.

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Oh, babe.

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Work it. These are going to be good.

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Oh, beautiful, baby.

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Let's work it.

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Oh, these are going to be good.

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Okay, now I'm already back. You're
suffocating me. What? Can't a guy be

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how sexy his new girl is? Send out a mad
female with sexy pictures attached if

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we're getting hot and heavy in the
bathtub?

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You're back.

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Kidding. I'm kidding. These are strictly
for my Facebook page.

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Look. There's something we need to talk
about.

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Look, if this involves chips, dip, and
whips, then I'm in.

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I'm being serious.

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I think we need a break.

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We're on a break.

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Spring break.

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That's not what I mean.

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I mean, I think we need some space.

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Come again?

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Look, we've been inseparable these last
couple weeks, and I think that if we're

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really meant to be together, then this
time apart should just bring us closer.

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Look, if this is about the sexy
pictures, then I'm sorry. I didn't mean

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It's not about the sexy pictures.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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Spring breakup it is.

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Zach!

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You know what you need?

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A drinky drink?

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No. You need to screw those blues away.

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The only way to get over a breakup.
Trust me. I should know.

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I'll check it fast.

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Yeah, right.

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You two are practically married.

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Karen and I are on spring breakup. The
chains are off. Now I'm all about

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laid as fast and as often as possible.

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I doubt it'll be often, but it will
definitely be fast.

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In fact, I'm sure of that.

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Time out, kids.

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Let's have a fair fight.

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Spring break scoreboard.

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The what?

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Tradition. You keep score as you score.

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The winner is crowned king of spring
break.

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Or clean.

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So, game on then. Sure. Why not?

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Who's that?

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Oh, that's Brody.

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He's the guy to beat around these parts.
He gets more pussy than an animal

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shelter.

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Now it's 10 points for first base.

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20 for rounding second.

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30 if you even make it to third.

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How much for a home run?

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50 points.

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Oh that's Brody.

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But you better be nice to the girls you
score with because we're working on an

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honor system here.

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Last time he heard the word honor, he
was groveling at a judge's feet trying

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get out of lewd conduct charges.

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There's nothing lewd about photocopying
your junk.

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What do you say, Larry? You in?

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Whatever happened to love?

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Oh, that's the spirit.

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Another day, another A.

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I'm the best of the best, baby. There's
no contest. It's not even close.

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Well, there's always the ice princess.

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500 points.

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You could give me 1 ,000 points, okay?
And me, even me, can't get in that

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cave. Who's the ice princess?

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Untouched by human hands, legend has it
that if she even looks at you, you

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freeze to death.

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Well, may the best man or woman win.

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Thank you for meeting with me.

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You're not meeting with me.

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I'm not?

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Baby.

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It's on.

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It's so on.

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Don't you think we should, like, get to
know each other?

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What's there to know?

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My name?

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Sorry to interrupt.

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Karen, your kids are in the car crying.
The least you can do is crack the

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window.

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So, we've been married for three months,
but is that too late to get an unknown

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wind?

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Was the marriage consummated?

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Hell yeah.

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Three months later, she's still learning
to walk again.

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What about fraud?

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That's grounds for divorce, right? You
really want a divorce?

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You cheated on me.

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I didn't cheat this time, okay?

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Jenny, the girl you saw me with, she's
my sister.

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What? Since when?

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Why have you never told me about her?

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My life back here, it got complicated.

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Okay, so when I moved away to college, I
just decided to leave it all behind.

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And then I met you, you know, and... Had
amnesia?

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I fell in love, Ophelia, with you.

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With my new life.

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I hadn't heard from Jenny in years.

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I mean, she knew I had to get away.

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But when she called me and told me the
bar was in trouble, I knew she needed my

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help.

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It's kind of touching.

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I guess.

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She always dreamed of running a bar on
the beach.

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Well, I understand. I mean, that place
has a certain charm about it.

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Good. Okay. I'm glad you like it because
you kind of own part of it.

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What?

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Damn. I thought I was good looking.

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My bad.

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Hey, Zach, pharmacy just delivered this.
They said if you don't use it three

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times a day, your junk's gonna fall off.

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No.

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You invested all our money in that ratty
bar?

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Please, tell me you're joking.

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I'm doing this.

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For us, okay? Me and you.

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You always said you wanted me to grow
up, take some responsibility.

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Well, here I am, taking responsibility.

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By risking everything we have without
even talking to me about it?

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Married couples just don't do this.

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Well, in point of fact, you're not
actually married.

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We're not?

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You can't actually be married legally to
someone who's already married.

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Who's already married?

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Florida records show a marriage between
a James Tyler and a Layla Monroe from

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seven years ago.

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Okay. This is going to take some
explaining, but I can do... Okay, but I

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Ophelia.

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Thanks.

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Dead heat. Looks like the game goes on.

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That dude's out of control.

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What's he got that I don't?

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Well, where do you want me to start?

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The front or the back?

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Whoa, what happened to you?

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Ice princess.

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You've got to be kidding me. You nailed
the ice princess?

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Whatever. In what backward dance world
is this even possible?

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I think I accidentally used the subtle
art of reverse psychology.

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The what now?

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She's so used to having guys throw
themselves at her, she automatically

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them.

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Forget about it, pal.

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Forget about what?

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I thought you were going to say
something.

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Like what?

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Some sort of line.

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clumsy remark to try and have sex with
me.

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Believe me, I wasn't.

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In fact, I wouldn't have sex with you if
you were the last woman on Earth.

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The truth is, if we keep talking, all
these guys will think we're together

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and leave me alone.

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I know everyone thinks I'm this cold
-hearted... Bitch?

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Yeah.

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I just got out of a bad breakup and, you
know, I just don't feel like talking to

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anybody.

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Yeah, I can relate.

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So you had a bad breakup?

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Is there any good one?

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Are you kidding me?

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That's all it took to nail her talking
about a breakup. I could have done that.

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Ignore him, Larry.

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Keep going.

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So? We spent the afternoon just talking,
and the less I paid attention to her,

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the more into me she got.

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Until...

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Baby?

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No.

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Uh -oh.

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just scored the hottest chick on spring
break.

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But when you're not in love, it's just
pure animal sex.

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And what would be the fun in that?

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Hey, me and the girls from my sorority
are going skinny dipping.

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You maybe want to come with us?

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I wouldn't come skinny dipping with you
if you were the last woman on earth.

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Oh,

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baby.

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Listen, I was young.

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Okay? I was an idiot.

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I know.

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Now I'm an older idiot.

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Listen, I feel you.

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I'll find Layla.

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I'll get her to sign those divorce
papers, and we will get married again.

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Okay? For real this time.

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It's one more chance.

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Okay? That's all I'm asking.

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I forgave you, but you...

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Tried to sell those plaster casts you
made of my breasts on eBay.

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When you cut peekaboo holes in all of my
bras.

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I even forgave you when you got my
parents' private sex tape accepted at

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But this, this is unforgivable.

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Come on.

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No more chances, James.

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Ophelia.

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I love you.

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I love you.

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Tell everyone I said bye, okay?

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No, Ophelia.

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Ophelia, please don't go.

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Well, I say we make movies, big hits.
Cinema Gold, ta -da!

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I'm supposed to be a serious filmmaker.

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There's not going to be any more
Springbank scoreboard if we can't make

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mortgage payment. He is watching us, you
know that.

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I heard bank.

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Hmm.

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Cheese, never ever, never ever, better
than me. Cheese, never

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ever, never ever, better than me.
Cheese, never ever.

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Never better than me Never better than
me