1 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,040 Your phone's really blowing up. What's happening? 2 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,140 It's not getting through. 3 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,300 Oh, my God. What did you do? 4 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,280 Okay, okay. I can explain. Drop it. 5 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,500 Drop it. Barry, drop it. You know grapes can kill you. 6 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,720 Reach into his mouth. 7 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:57,860 Reach into his mouth, Barry. Look at Mommy. Look at Mommy spit it out. 8 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,300 Jet fuel and melting rubber? 9 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,680 Yep. 10 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:07,860 Vegas, baby. 11 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,158 Welcome home. 12 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:09,839 Thank you. 13 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,420 I'm headed to the shops at Crystal's. No, no, go to the house. 14 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,200 You know, you go ahead. 15 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,540 I'm just going to call a car and go back to the Palmetto. I have some stuff to 16 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,540 get. I have a couple of calls to make. 17 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,020 No, you're going with me. 18 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:23,160 We've got a lot of work to do, kiddo. 19 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:45,950 That was fast. 20 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:49,290 No, no, it's good. It's good. That was the old show. I'm done with that. 21 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:52,130 We're going to work this new one out on the road, and it's going to get me a 22 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:53,210 bigger and better residency. 23 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,850 And the Palmetto can kiss my ass. 24 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:57,730 Totally. 25 00:01:58,430 --> 00:02:00,690 You know, I haven't been this excited about my material in years. 26 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,100 It's invigorating when you bomb and you have to start from scratch. It's like 27 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,300 when you clean out your closet and you buy a whole new wardrobe. 28 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,640 Can't relate. 29 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,520 I still wear my bras from the 8th grade. 30 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,240 Now those bras you should burn. 31 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,980 Oh, put him on speaker. I need to talk to him. 32 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,680 Jimmy? Are you trying to put me in the ground? 33 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,560 Oh, you're here. It's me and Debra in the car. 34 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,660 Oh, hey, Debra. 35 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:25,940 I'm on speaker. 36 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,440 What are you guys doing? 37 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:31,880 I want to have a meeting in 20 to plan this tour. I'll get Damian and Marcus. 38 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,719 We'll call you back. 39 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,660 Great. And Ava, maybe afterward you can just give me a quick call. I can just 40 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:36,660 catch. 41 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,320 Hey, Ben, turn that up. 42 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:01,290 been over what is inappropriate behavior in the past? 43 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:05,910 I said I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm being like arrested 44 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:07,470 wearing pajamas on a business trip. 45 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:08,710 They were not pajamas. 46 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,190 It was silk lingerie. 47 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:15,030 Okay, the fashion police is here. I didn't know I was going on a trip with 48 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:15,909 Stacey London. 49 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:21,830 Hey guys, let's be careful not to police anyone's fashion, but also Kayla, it 50 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:23,050 did make Jimmy uncomfortable. 51 00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:25,950 Look, I'm just not sure I'm comfortable with her staying on my desk. 52 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,200 But I don't, like, get that because he was, like, my babysitter. Like, he 53 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,200 changed my diapers. 54 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,660 What? What are you talking about? I was not your babysitter. 55 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,480 We were around each other as kids because our dads were in business 56 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,700 but I never babysat you. 57 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,080 Um, I literally remember you changing my diaper. 58 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:45,800 Ew. Kayla, you don't remember being a baby. You don't even remember my lunch 59 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,980 order. Uh, Medicino Farms Chinese Chicken Salad. Well, that's the first. 60 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:54,110 Kayla, your behavior was interpreted as a sexual advance, and anything of a 61 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:58,510 sexual nature is against latitude's code of conduct. OK, I just think that it's 62 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:02,110 going to be hard because, you know, we work in the entertainment business. 63 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,430 And every movie or TV show is about sex. 64 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:07,910 That is so not true. 65 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:09,970 Name one movie that's not about sex. 66 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:13,750 Sophie's Choice, Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan. 67 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:16,430 OK, name one movie that's not about sex or Nazis. 68 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:22,940 Castaway. That's about masturbation. Okay, Barbara, help me out here, please. 69 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:26,080 Um, Babe Pig in the City? 70 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:27,860 Oh, my God. 71 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:35,740 Okay, so, on this tour, I want to do 35 dates before Christmas. That means I 72 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:39,120 think we should start in the San Francisco Orpheum and move our way east. 73 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:44,340 that idea, but I do think a lot of the larger venues are likely already booked. 74 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:45,239 That's fine. 75 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,340 I'll do drop -ins. I'll do whatever it takes. I mean, I don't expect us to be a 76 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:50,640 moneymaker. It's all about back to basics. 77 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,200 And we need a really good tour manager, Vinnie DeMone. Oh, uh, he died. 78 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,260 Oh. 79 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,880 Did we send flowers? 80 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,080 Yeah. Yes. 81 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:05,280 Well, we've got to get somebody really good. Okay, yep. I'll have Kaylee check 82 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:09,260 some avails. Love it. Oh, by the way, put Helen and Marcel on retainers so 83 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,480 they're available when I get the new residency. 84 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,780 So they have already put in their two weeks' notice? 85 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,770 They're doing makeup for the Blue Man Group. 86 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:21,330 Well, they probably need less time in the chair than I do. 87 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,770 Damien, did you check into that tour bus I sent you? 88 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:30,970 I did. 89 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:34,050 Unfortunately, it's currently in use by Lil Uzi Vert. 90 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,510 Lil... Uzi Vert. 91 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:41,790 Okay. Look, does anybody have anything positive to add? 92 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:47,050 I think this could be a great time to repaint the moldings in the sitting 93 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:50,710 Yes! Thank you, Josefina. 94 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:54,510 Thank you. This is good. This is good. Everybody's busy. We've got lots to do. 95 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:58,270 Oh, and Marcus, this means I'm going to be on the road. You'll have a lot more 96 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,590 time for your favorite watercolors. 97 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:01,790 So true. 98 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,650 Let's circle back to the moldings. 99 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,970 I have a connection at Valspar. 100 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:12,130 And I'm thinking maybe eggshell or satin? Satin. 101 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,540 You've reached Jimmy Lacek, Jr. Leave a message. 102 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:31,400 Hello? Hi, Daisy. It's Ava. From that horrible meeting. I mean, we started 103 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,880 Yeah, I recall. 104 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,940 Okay, so look, I really shouldn't have sent you that email. I mean, my bad. My 105 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:41,280 bad, 10 ,000. You know, anyway, I'm calling as a friend to say you really 106 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,980 shouldn't use anything from the email. I mean, for your own sake. 107 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:48,270 Deborah can be very litigious, and I think she'll come after you is all, and 108 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:51,770 just don't think you want that kind of a headache in the first season of a show. 109 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:55,630 Oh, well, that's very kind of you, but we actually just forwarded your email to 110 00:06:55,630 --> 00:06:59,390 the studio, and since you very specifically ended your note with, I 111 00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:02,470 release my permission over these stories, we're sorted. 112 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:06,490 Okay, I shouldn't have sent that. I was way out of line. I was just upset, and 113 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:10,270 Deborah had just slapped me, and... Wait, she slapped you? 114 00:07:11,410 --> 00:07:13,270 Was that not in the email? 115 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:14,980 No. 116 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,200 Is that Jingle Bell? 117 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:26,140 Yeah, I'm in Deborah's Christmas room. Don't use that. 118 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,220 You know what? I'm going to do you a favor and just hang up, yeah? 119 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Thank you. 120 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:57,720 You're eating Josefina's chicken pot pie, and it's 10 a .m. What's wrong? 121 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:58,940 No, don't. 122 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,360 Don't. Don't psychoanalyze my pot pie, all right? 123 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:03,559 Okay, okay. 124 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:07,620 I just meant that, you know, the last time you did this was when Carrot Top 125 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,700 ghosted you. Well, if he didn't want to date, then he should have had an adult 126 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:14,640 conversation. I told you to never date a comedian, and you're way out of his 127 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,740 league. Yeah, I'm out of Carrot Top's league. That's what made the whole thing 128 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:19,600 so fucked up. Oh, God, Mom, you know what? 129 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:23,660 Look, I didn't want to tell you like this, but... I've been doing IVF. 130 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,160 Because Aiden and I want to start a family. 131 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:31,980 Oh. 132 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,600 It was the second round and it didn't take. 133 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,659 I didn't want Aiden to see me upset because he's training for tomorrow's 134 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,260 Well, you know, maybe it's for the best. I mean, you did just meet this guy. 135 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,120 This guy? 136 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:57,990 Aiden is my husband, Mom. He's a part of our family. I just meant that in case 137 00:08:57,990 --> 00:09:02,190 it didn't work out, that it would probably be good not to rush into having 138 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:05,470 child in the unlikely event of a divorce. 139 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:06,870 You are unbelievable. 140 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,029 You know what? 141 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,150 Forget it. I'm leaving anyway. 142 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:12,410 Oh, Sabine, I forgot the fucking peas so this pot pie tastes like shit. 143 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:18,610 Hello. Hi. 144 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:20,970 Here's a script. You want it ugly? 145 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,680 Kayla, you don't have to call me ugly. 146 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,400 What? Barbara said not to be sexual. 147 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,740 Isn't the opposite of being sexual telling you you have a fugly face? 148 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,320 No, it's actually bullying. 149 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,680 What do you want me to say? 150 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,660 That during the company softball game, I saw the full outline of your wiener 151 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,660 through your mesh shorts? 152 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,380 And it was surprisingly big for somebody with such a high voice? 153 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,640 Happy now, ugly? 154 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,580 No! See, really high! 155 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,440 Okay, Kayla, just, can you shut the door, please? 156 00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:55,950 What? No, I want you to leave and then shut the door. 157 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,470 Okay, good! 158 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,230 Help us all! 159 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:02,110 Okay, stop yelling. We're in a corporate environment. 160 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,890 Ava, I'm on a razor's edge. 161 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:06,929 Are you alone? 162 00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:10,450 Yeah, I'm hiding out in Debra's Christmas room. Somehow it feels racist 163 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:11,490 but I can't explain why. 164 00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,610 Anyway, look, I've been thinking, and I think I should just own up to it and 165 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:16,610 tell Debra about the email. 166 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,410 Highly, highly... I highly disagree. 167 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:24,050 She will kill you if she finds out, and me, all right? Do me a favor. Do not do 168 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,610 anything. OK. 169 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:29,970 OK, I won't do anything further. 170 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,850 But I should tell you, I did call Daisy, and I made it worse. 171 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:38,850 Ava, I need you to take your phone, and I need you to throw it into the ocean. 172 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,410 Mm -hmm. Yeah, good note. 173 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:44,310 Good note. Listen, I'm trying to get in touch with Janet Stone, OK? She 174 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,680 represents Daisy and Jesse. I'm going to try and reason with her. Uh, isn't that 175 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,680 the manager who beat her assistant with a stapler? 176 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,640 No. Three -hole punch. 177 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,779 Much heavier. 178 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,699 Oh, wow. 179 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,940 Yeah. She gives good, decent reps like me a bad name. 180 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,000 Anyway, I gotta go make a sexual harassment situation go away. 181 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,080 Wow. Um, okay. 182 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,480 Okay, 183 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:08,260 bye. 184 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,640 Seriously, right? You couldn't have just waited a few days for me to come back 185 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,640 and get my stuff? 186 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,700 Ms. Vance. 187 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,500 It doesn't have a comp room here anymore, so we were asked to clear it 188 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:25,800 But I put all the overflow in these bags. 189 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 Ah. 190 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,860 Ooh. 191 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,340 Everything's nice and loose in there. Yeah. 192 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:36,220 Wait, I had a Cadbury cream egg that I hadn't eaten, and they're seasonal, so 193 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:38,180 they're kind of hard to get now. Do you remember it? 194 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,420 Are you serious? 195 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:45,000 No. Oh, uh, also, you got a package. 196 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:46,819 I did? 197 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:47,820 Yeah. 198 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,120 Yo, are those ashes? 199 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,600 Oh, my God. 200 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,900 Give me a sec. 201 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:08,820 Ava! 202 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,520 Did you get your dad? 203 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,100 I mean, half of him. 204 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,450 Mom, why the hell did you send me half of Dad's ashes? 205 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,810 Because I'm keeping the other half. 206 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:21,210 Okay, and why did you mail him in a tennis ball tube? 207 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:24,490 First of all, I overnighted him. It was $44. 208 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:29,370 And I'm not going to pick out an urn for you. I don't want you calling me 209 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,530 screaming that the urn doesn't match your decor. 210 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,990 Since when have I ever called you screaming about anything? 211 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,790 Never! Because you barely call! 212 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,370 Oh my God, I gotta go. 213 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,840 Ashes. Sorry, my dad died. 214 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:51,960 I'm sorry for your loss. 215 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,000 My dad passed away a few years ago, and we cremated him, too. 216 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,300 Although we did put him in, like, a proper vessel. 217 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,300 Oh, I'm sorry. 218 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:07,660 Thanks. If you ever need to talk or whatever, I'm always here. 219 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,640 Except Tuesdays and Thursdays. 220 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,350 Sure. 221 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:23,690 Man, all the time. We could have been friends. 222 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:25,290 Maybe. 223 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:26,670 Maybe. 224 00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:29,250 I mean, you've always been pretty entitled and annoying. 225 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:30,970 I hear that, brother. 226 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,750 A lot. Yeah. 227 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,150 Cool. 228 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:39,830 Um, well... Yeah, let me know about that egg. 229 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,080 Have you ever tried a regular meditation practice? 230 00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:56,460 Apparently it can really help if you have emotional irregularity. I don't 231 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,760 emotional irregularity. 232 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:01,000 Sure, but I mean, look, you never know what could trigger you at any moment. 233 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,119 Uh -huh. 234 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,120 Josefina? 235 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,640 Yeah, I'm missing all the local papers. Oh, they're not there? 236 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960 No. Weird. 237 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,140 Weird stuff. 238 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,400 I'll check. 239 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,040 Also, there's this book by Michael Pollan. 240 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:24,060 about how psilocybin mushrooms can actually rewire your brain to create new 241 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:27,020 neural pathways. I mean, it's the biggest advancement in altering moods 242 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,020 Prozac. 243 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:32,460 You know, I've never said this to anyone in my life, but I think you need to 244 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,460 read less. 245 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,380 Okay, I found them. 246 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,340 No art section. 247 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,290 Or maybe they skipped a week. They do that sometimes. 248 00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,910 Josefina, I know I bombed at my show. 249 00:14:56,590 --> 00:15:00,110 I don't read reviews. I don't need to see all the nasty things people have 250 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,110 written about me. 251 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:02,530 Okay. 252 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,490 There's a very good Garfield today. 253 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,770 Sure. I'll check it out. 254 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,820 I would just ask that you remember my boundary, please, and don't open any 255 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,940 cabinets. Well, honey, I just wanted to come by and say that I'm sorry about 256 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:40,220 what I said yesterday, and I think that you should try the IVF thing again. 257 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,780 Thank you, but I don't know if I can handle the disappointment. 258 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,660 I understand. 259 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,700 God, this place is a mess. I know. 260 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:55,060 It's a little cramped, but that's married life, right? I mean, it's only 261 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,060 we find a bigger place. 262 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,980 I'm glad to see you finally got a gun. 263 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:03,280 Ew. No, I'm like anti -gun or whatever. This is Aiden's paintball stuff. 264 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,040 Mom. Hey. 265 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,040 Hey. Hi. 266 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,640 Aiden. 267 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,000 Oh, I had no idea that you were coming over. 268 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:17,020 Surprise. I got to head to the gym. I still got 10 pounds to cut for 269 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:17,659 weigh -in. 270 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,920 10? Yeah. You got to show me your technique. 271 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,860 All right, babe. 272 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,060 I love you. Love you. 273 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,480 Mom, I'll see you soon. Okay. 274 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,080 I want the mom thing to stop. 275 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,280 I know, but he's from Ohio, so... And you better be coming to his fight. 276 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:42,160 Oh, I... Mom, come on! You love boxing. It's not that different. 277 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:47,820 Yes, it is. It's a lot more violent. And I don't like seeing men's bare feet. 278 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,360 Listen, he's finally in UFC proper. 279 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,140 It's a huge night for him. Exactly, exactly. That's why the night should be 280 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:54,909 about him. 281 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,870 You know what it's like when I go to one of these events? 282 00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,530 They put me up on the Jumbotron and make a big to -do. 283 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,130 I don't want to steal his thunder. 284 00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:03,870 It's fine. He doesn't care. He really wants you there. 285 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,510 It's weird. He's, like, desperate for your approval or something. 286 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,569 Do you like this? 287 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,089 No. No, right? 288 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,290 Ugh. 289 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,430 Okay, fine. I'll come. 290 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,550 Really? Yes, but he better win. 291 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,190 Oh, no, he's not going to win. 292 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,650 No, the other guy is a monster. Do you know what his nickname is? 293 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,839 The main train. 294 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,260 Oh, well, that's not scary. 295 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,520 That's a juvenile. 296 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,920 Well, he's terrifying. 297 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,540 Aiden not getting paralyzed, that's the win. 298 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,340 Jesus. I know. 299 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,020 People have no idea what we go through. 300 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,000 We? Yeah, wives of MMA fighters. 301 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,420 His job is combat. 302 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,640 I mean, I'm basically a military wife. 303 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,500 Every morning, he gets up and goes to work, and when I wake up a few hours 304 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,400 later, I don't know if I'm ever going to see him again. 305 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,470 Victor, uh, is Wilson home? 306 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,490 No, sorry, he's out. 307 00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:12,130 Well, actually, I was just here to drop off some of his stuff, but it's probably 308 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,130 good he's not here. 309 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,090 Better, actually. 310 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:21,030 Hey, this is, uh, half a bag of granola and a Flonase. 311 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,650 Well, the Flonase is practically new, so I figured he might need it soon. 312 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:31,270 So I... You know what, actually, um, don't tell him I was here. 313 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:36,650 Yeah, I can't give him half a bag of granola and a practically new Flonase 314 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,650 without an explanation. 315 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:43,890 Okay, okay. Well, tell him I was here, but I was just stopping by real quickly 316 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,930 on my way to a party. 317 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:48,770 Okay. Okay. 318 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:54,070 Actually, tell him that I was going to the gym. 319 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,310 Or a date. 320 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:58,910 This is pathetic. 321 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,810 Yeah, but... 322 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,500 He won't stop eating my skinny cows and it's really fucking annoying, so I'll 323 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500 tell him whatever you want. 324 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,600 Okay. 325 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880 A date? 326 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,020 Maybe stick with party. 327 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,580 I feel like that's more fun. 328 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,340 Take care, Diva. 329 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:30,530 So after further investigation and speaking with legal, we have determined 330 00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:33,810 this was a misunderstanding and that Kayla will remain at your desk. 331 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,530 Yes! Are you kidding me? 332 00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:38,530 Barbara, who did you talk to? 333 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:43,030 Probably everyone. This whole office is always talking about our will they, 334 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,150 won't they. 335 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,530 They won't! 336 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:52,230 Okay, Kayla, would you mind stepping out for a moment, please? 337 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,650 Yep. 338 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,240 Barbara, this is insane. 339 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,600 So, I can't discipline Kayla for reasons I think you understand? 340 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,140 Because her dad's the boss. 341 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,620 Right, but I could discipline you. 342 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,960 Uh, no thank you. 343 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:23,040 Listen, if you were to have, say, anger issues, I could recommend that Kayla be 344 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,980 moved off your desk for her own safety. 345 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:32,760 Right. But if it goes in your file, you will have to take anger management 346 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,760 classes. 347 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,380 So what do you think? 348 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 Hey, Adam. 349 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,560 Love that tie. 350 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,080 Dang, you're in a good mood. Well, I have anger issues. 351 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:57,480 And what I don't get is why all the cheerleaders for WNBA games aren't all 352 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,920 I never really thought about it. 353 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,600 Hey, Tony. 354 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,120 Hey, Ms. Vance. Oh, sorry. 355 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:04,989 Employees only. 356 00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:09,250 Tony, my car already pulled out. You're going to make me walk all the way around 357 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,310 the casino in there to eat? 358 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,770 They get on me about this shit. I'm sorry, Anna. 359 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,310 Really. 360 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:16,050 Tony. 361 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,410 Ava. 362 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,650 What the fuck? 363 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,590 I can't believe that guy. 364 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:24,090 Tony. 365 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,740 Mr. Las Vegas. 366 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,780 Mrs. Las Vegas. Miss. 367 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,940 You got odds on this one? 368 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:43,340 Oh, yeah, yeah. Odds are I'm going to want to leave in about 20 minutes. 369 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:51,720 Just promise me that I'm going to see you at my New Year's party. Oh, God, 370 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,080 honey, with bells on, of course. 371 00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,740 Great. Nice to see you, baby. 372 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,980 Bye. 373 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,460 I'm getting massive. 374 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,000 I slew you. 375 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,000 I would love a ring like that. 376 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:07,160 Oh, thank you. You can't clap with it because it'll bruise you, but it's worth 377 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,859 it. Ah! 378 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,880 Hi, hi, hi, hi! 379 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,239 Hi, sweetie. 380 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,840 Oh, wow, you're sweaty. 381 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,080 Ma 'am? Oh, Mom. 382 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,640 You're nervous too. Calm down, okay? Because he's going to be okay. He's got 383 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,479 be okay. 384 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,480 Want some popcorn? 385 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,820 Uh, why is it in your purse? It's my popcorn purse. 386 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,940 I pop it at home and I sneak it in. 387 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,480 Holy shit, this is like the best popcorn I've ever eaten. Yeah, no shit. 388 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,520 It's nutritional yeast and flavorful. 389 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,460 I got the recipe for my favorite vegan beauty podcast. 390 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:38,580 Is this a Starbucks gift card? Oh, I've been looking for that. 391 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,300 I'll have to use this part of the purse. 392 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,700 Oh, excuse me. Be right back. 393 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:52,320 I can't eat corn on an empty stomach. It's a disaster. 394 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:56,000 You look like a bull. That's what you look like. Hey, hey, hey. 395 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,640 Oh, look at the cat dragged in. 396 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:00,889 Look at you. 397 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:02,190 Deb, I didn't think you'd be here. 398 00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:05,670 I know how you don't like seeing men's bare feet. 399 00:23:07,550 --> 00:23:10,030 This is actually my son -in -law's first UFC fight. 400 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,650 Ah, right, of course. 401 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:15,150 Nice to see you. 402 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:16,790 Good to see you. 403 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:23,670 What am I, chopped liver? What's happening? Oh, Mayer. You look great. 404 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,190 Thank you so much. I just had my hair done. 405 00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:27,950 Nice. So, now, Dave. 406 00:23:28,430 --> 00:23:30,870 Oh, no, that's when she already got carded and had to go home. 407 00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:35,990 No, she was just here a second ago. Where did she go? Ah, well, here she is 408 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,670 Deborah, Mayor Joe, this is Victoria Kelly. 409 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,870 Very nice to meet you, Mayor. 410 00:23:43,150 --> 00:23:45,710 And Deborah, of course, I am a fan. 411 00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,890 It's so, so lovely to meet you. 412 00:23:48,390 --> 00:23:49,390 Enchantée. 413 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,240 It's a pleasure to meet you as well. We actually have to get to our seats. If 414 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,300 you will excuse us, thank you. 415 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:00,900 Oh, my God. 416 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,160 That was shocking. 417 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,940 See that fucking company? My God, she's old. 418 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400 Unbelievable. 419 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:11,740 Can you tickle my arm? 420 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:15,880 What's that? Do like a baby tickle. It just helps calm me down. 421 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,300 Uh, sure. 422 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:23,120 You've got to get your nails a little bit involved there. 423 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,700 Shorts. 424 00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:36,080 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest here tonight. You know 425 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,700 from their residency here at the Palmetto. 426 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:42,060 Give it up for M .C. 427 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400 Ludwig! 428 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:45,540 M .C. Ludwig! 429 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,060 Who are you rooting for tonight? 430 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:50,290 My boy, the main train, predicting a KO. 431 00:24:51,070 --> 00:24:57,770 And now, everyone please stand for our 432 00:24:57,770 --> 00:25:03,890 special guest, Wendy May Waters, treating us to her rendition of the 433 00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:04,890 Anthem. 434 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,720 I thought you don't read reviews because you don't care. 435 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,520 I don't read reviews because I do care. 436 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:48,960 You'd think at some point I'd stop, but... It's just a local paper. 437 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,720 It's a hometown paper. 438 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,660 I mean, this city's full of criminals and hookers and magicians, for God's 439 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,680 No one cares. 440 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,160 This is the one place nobody judges you. 441 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,940 Well, a dude did just call me a socialist bitch when I walked out on the 442 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,940 national anthem. 443 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:13,870 You know, they never gave a shit about me in L .A. or New York. 444 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:16,870 At least they wanted me here. 445 00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:26,130 And now the Review Journal says that... Not my 446 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,130 town anymore. 447 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:31,030 I think you'll feel better when you're on the road. 448 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:39,520 I'm not so sure this tour is a good idea. 449 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,760 Deborah. 450 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:54,020 How's it going? 451 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,400 Bad. 452 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,690 This dude's an idiot, bro. He should just tap out. 453 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:47,990 Give up, man! 454 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,190 Mom! Excuse me. Oh, my God, what are you doing? 455 00:27:58,030 --> 00:27:59,270 Move, move, move. 456 00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:01,530 Aiden! 457 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:02,930 Mom? 458 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:04,570 Hey, lady, you can't be... It's cool. 459 00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:07,110 Aiden, listen to me. 460 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:08,950 Look at me. 461 00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:11,430 Everybody thinks you're done. 462 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,550 No one believes in you. 463 00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:18,630 Okay? They want to see you get knocked down, and they want you to stay down. 464 00:28:19,730 --> 00:28:20,730 But guess what? 465 00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:25,070 You're going to get back up, and you're going to find his weakness, and you're 466 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,190 going to hit it hard. 467 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:30,910 And you're going to hit it again, and again, and again. 468 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,310 In fact, you're going to hit him so hard, he doesn't get angry. 469 00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:36,050 He gets scared. 470 00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:39,290 You're the underdog. 471 00:28:39,870 --> 00:28:42,410 But you're going to get back up, because you're advanced now. 472 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,820 They'll go kill him. 473 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,140 Okay. Okay. 474 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,500 Okay. Go! 475 00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:51,820 Go, let's go! 476 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,680 Let's do it! 477 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,320 Are you ready? 478 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,179 Are you ready? 479 00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,180 Let's go! 480 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,020 Yes, 481 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,960 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 482 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,240 is absolutely capable of killing me. She cannot find out about that email. Okay, 483 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,480 okay. Calm down. 484 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,300 I'm working on it. But for the time being, just stay away from her. 485 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,260 Ava. Oh, gotta go. Ava. 486 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:03,239 You were right. 487 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,500 I'm gonna feel a lot better once I'm on the road. That's why we're going 488 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:06,720 tonight. Just you and me. 489 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,379 Just us? 490 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:11,200 No. What about the bus? The big bus? 491 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,960 I don't know. We can meet up with them in a couple of weeks. Tour starts 492 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,960 tonight. 493 00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:23,570 Oh, thank God you're up. Yeah, yeah, I got to monitor Aiden, make sure he 494 00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,150 doesn't fall asleep. He could slip into a coma. 495 00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:27,490 I'm just reading him Harry Potter. 496 00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:28,830 Oh. 497 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:31,630 Hey, you know, I wanted to thank you again for tonight. 498 00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:38,110 Oh. It meant a lot, and we're going to try again with the IVF. 499 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:42,010 Good, good. Well, I'm rooting for you. 500 00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:43,370 Thank you. 501 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:46,170 Anyway, I just dropped by real quick to tell you that Ava and I are actually 502 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:49,070 leaving on tour tonight, and I just wanted to say goodbye. 503 00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:54,820 Oh. Anyway, so while I'm gone, I would like you and Aiden to stay at my house. 504 00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:59,500 No, Mom, I don't want to... Honey, listen, on a lot of my tours, you should 505 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,500 had a home that wasn't a bus. 506 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:04,060 So, please, take it. 507 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:08,920 Until you get a better place. 508 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,760 Thank you. 509 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,520 Is there anything you want me to do for you around the house while you're gone? 510 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:18,240 Oh, no, I'd prefer you not touch anything. 511 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:23,920 But there is one thing that you could help me with. 512 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:55,380 Okay, now we can go.