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Who here among us really knew Henderson?

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The famous belong to everyone
and none of us.

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Well, I knew him pretty well, I think.

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One time, before I was
about to go onstage,

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some dude comes over
and dumps wine all over my front

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on purpose.

7
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Well, Hendy sees this,
and what does he do?

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Number one,
he punches the guy in the face.

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Number two, he took off his own shirt

10
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and gave it to me.

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And number three,

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he pulled this perfectly clean bra
out of his pocket

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and gave that to me, too.

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Oh, by the way, that was
during his comedy prop era, of course.

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I think.

16
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The point is,
I don't care where he got the bra...

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I heard they found his body
in a sex dungeon.

18
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Come on, Gabe.
Don't kink-shame the dead.

19
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No, I'm not, okay?

20
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But I loved him. You know why?

21
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He was real. Damn it, Hendy.

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A tale told by an idiot...

23
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<i>She's still here,
hanging on like a sucker fish.</i>

24
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<i>Embraced by your friends.</i>

25
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<i>Everyone's happy you get a break
from your gig</i>

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<i>as Forty's primary caregiver,</i>

27
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<i>but I will be victorious
in this war she has waged.</i>

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<i>Stop her permanently.</i>

29
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<i>Not Henderson permanently,
that got away from me.</i>

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<i>But permanently nonetheless.</i>

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I swear to God, if they ever find
the cowardly shit stain who did this,

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I'm going to bash his fucking head in.

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- Forty.
- I know this is hard,

34
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but you need to find a silver lining,
bunny.

35
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<i>Bunny. What an absurd nickname.</i>

36
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<i>I used to find it sweet.
But it's not sweet. It's psychotic.</i>

37
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<i>A bunny boiler is what she is.</i>

38
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He was murdered, babe.

39
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When my ex attacked me,
it was the worst day of my life.

40
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But I didn't lay down and die.

41
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I came out stronger.

42
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That's the thing with tragedy.

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It makes you live for the now.

44
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<i>Yeah. Live, for now.</i>

45
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<i>No, this can be managed.</i>

46
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Move in with me, Ames.

47
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Ditch the B and B, and be my <i>hausfrau.</i>

48
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Forty...

49
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maybe it's not the best
to make big decisions

50
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when you're grieving, you know?

51
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Can you just let me have this? Please.

52
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Like...

53
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I can't be here, okay?
I, like, need some matcha.

54
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Forty.

55
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I think Vampira is buried right over here.

56
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Speaking of which,
I spy the coveted third totem.

57
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- What?
- What?

58
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- Where?
- What's happening?

59
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Wham and bam, girls.

60
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Oh, my God. I think you're right.

61
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Oh, both wearing the shit
out of that pink lacy dress.

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Oh, my God! You got number three!

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- Right.
- Yeah!

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What's number three?

65
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Oh, right. You're new here. Okay, so...

66
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We have this theory...
well, it's actually Gabe's theory,

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which is that Los Angeles
has seven totems,

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and once you find all of them,
you're officially an Angeleno.

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- And can never leave.
- Yeah.

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We all found them ages ago,
but Lucy never found the dress one.

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- Hey, till today.
- Yeah.

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- No, this one can count for you, too.
- Oh, great.

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<i>Stuck in LA forever,
what could be better?</i>

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Are you all right?

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- You seem...
<i>- Like a guy attending the memorial</i>

76
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<i>- of a guy he just killed?</i>
- ...pensive.

77
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<i>- I have to keep it light for you.</i>
- It's funerals.

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Of course. Yeah.

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So, what are these totems?

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Got it, lovely. Thank you. Number one,

81
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a rollerblader in booty shorts.

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Number two, a ghetto bird.

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Police helicopter.

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Number three, two starlets wearing
the same dress, as observed.

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- Number four, a pack of coyotes.
- Oh, yeah.

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Right? Yeah.
Number five, a dog in a stroller.

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Number six, an off-brand superhero.

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But out of context,

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not in front of Grauman's
'cause that's too easy.

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Yes, of course. And number seven,

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a palm tree on fire.

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- Yes.
- Right.

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- Sounds intense.
- Yeah, they are.

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<i>Of course Delilah is here
with a flask.</i>

95
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<i>This must be hard on her. That's my fault.</i>

96
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<i>But I saved her sister from far worse.
This I know.</i>

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Especially in the rain.

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Hey, I gotta pop by work. So, later?

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<i>A celebrity has died suspiciously.
They'll work harder to solve it.</i>

100
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<i>Did I do enough at the scene?</i>

101
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Is there a problem, Officer?

102
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Little late to be taking out the trash.

103
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- For Goodwill.
<i>- Hey.</i>

104
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Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. Of course.

105
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I wolf you.

106
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I wolf you so hard.

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Okay.

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Bye, guys.

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- Bye, Lovey.
- Bye, babe.

110
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<i>Thanks to Forty, I have new intel.</i>

111
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<i>Candace has an Airbnb.</i>

112
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<i>She needs a place to lower the mask,
to be herself.</i>

113
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<i>I'm going to find it,
and when I do, Hollywood ending.</i>

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Happy anniversary, Mr. Kennedy.

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Happy anniversary, Mrs. Kennedy.

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If you ever legally change it, that is.

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I'm getting around to it.

118
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I know, I know, it's not feminist.

119
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I want to.
I want our kids to have it, too.

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Proposition?

121
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Go ahead.

122
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It's been a year.

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Let's do it, while we're young.

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And then when we're in our 40s,

125
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we can drive around
in a big painted van

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like the Partridge Family.

127
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Well? Thoughts?

128
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If we know what we want, why wait?

129
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I want adventure. Risk.

130
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We can have both.

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For example, I heard
the new walk-in's not hooked up yet.

132
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Does it lock from the inside?

133
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Anyone could walk in.

134
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That does seem risky.

135
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<i>What Candace and I had was
never real. I'm certain of that now.</i>

136
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<i>The way she lies. Effortless.
Like breathing.</i>

137
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<i>I feel bad for Forty.
He can't resist her Lolita act</i>

138
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<i>any more than I could.</i>

139
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<i>Is she sleeping with him?</i>

140
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<i>Or did she make up some lie
to get out of that, too?</i>

141
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<i>Maybe she's decided it's an acceptable
price to pay to ruin my life.</i>

142
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<i>Or maybe they're in love.</i>

143
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<i>One upside
to Forty's constant online pleas</i>

144
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<i>for validation is it's easy to figure out
where he's gonna be, any given time.</i>

145
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<i>He's on his way now</i>
<i>to play </i>Dungeons andamp; Dragons

146
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<i>at Joe Manganiello's house.</i>

147
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<i>He's been tweeting about it incessantly
for a week.</i>

148
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<i>So what's it gonna be, bunny?</i>

149
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<i>Do we tango here, or...?</i>

150
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<i>Elsewhere it is.</i>

151
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<i>The air feels charged.
Santa Ana winds.</i>

152
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<i>Anyone with a lick of common sense
would get the hell out of this town</i>

153
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<i>before it's too late.</i>

154
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<i>But not us. We had a date with destiny.</i>

155
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<i>I'm reading too much Chandler.</i>

156
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<i>Where is she going in such a hurry?</i>

157
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,916
<i>Is she meeting someone?</i>

158
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<i>That is a cop.</i>

159
00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,430
<i>Probably unrelated,
but I can't be too careful.</i>

160
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<i>Shit. Okay. It's possible
I'm the tiniest bit paranoid.</i>

161
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<i>Shit. Candace one, me zero.</i>

162
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- What's up, Ellie?
- Hey.

163
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- What you reading there, Will?
- Oh, Chandler.

164
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Nice one.

165
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You should really watch the film, though.

166
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Robert Mitchum
is my second-favorite Philip Marlowe.

167
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Okay, who's your first?

168
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Just so I know who to picture when
I'm staring at the boring little words.

169
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Oh, Elliott Gould, of course. Sex on legs.

170
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Probably still can get it.

171
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:03,811
<i>I'm glad to see she's feeling better</i>
<i>after all that happened with Henderson.</i>

172
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,438
Fuck me!

173
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,361
What happened?

174
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,573
I grabbed the fucking curling iron,
thought it was the brush.

175
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,534
- You okay? Run it under cold water. Here.
- Here you go.

176
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:22,747
<i>One thing I know. When a traumatized
woman tries to keep it together</i>

177
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,625
<i>when she's actually falling apart,
this happens.</i>

178
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,876
Is that better?

179
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,925
- Ellie, can you get me an ice pack?
- Yeah.

180
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,183
I saw you at Henderson's memorial.

181
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,684
Well, this feels like a trap.

182
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,103
- The woman I'm seeing, her brother...
- Love and Forty Quinn?

183
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,229
Yeah, I know who they are.

184
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:51,317
Forty used to take up permanent residence
in Hendy's anal cavity

185
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,320
before he was ejected
for being a junkie prick,

186
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:57,073
but far be it for me
to question the company you keep.

187
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- I'm gonna go.
- Maybe, yeah. Just...

188
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,288
go and forget all about it,

189
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,708
just like everybody else is gonna do
after they're done canonizing him.

190
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,461
<i>She's not wrong. Henderson
may have gotten what he deserved,</i>

191
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,839
<i>but in the eyes of the public,
he's a victim, a hero, even.</i>

192
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,799
<i>That's gotta sting.</i>

193
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,800
I'm sorry, Will.

194
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,427
My sister's a little upset,
and she's also a bitch.

195
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:22,807
I'm taking all of them down.
Beginning with his succubus of an agent,

196
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,351
followed by anybody else
that turned a blind eye.

197
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,560
They're all complicit.

198
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:30,022
<i>She should see a doctor,
but if I suggest it, she might injure me.</i>

199
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,774
Okay, Jessica Jones,

200
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110
four ibuprofen and a Xanny.

201
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,488
Take it down a notch, okay?
We'll watch a movie.

202
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,533
<i>It sucks that she has to manage
her sister like this.</i>

203
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,452
Will, maybe you wanna join?

204
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,289
Tonight we're gonna be streaming
the 1992 classic

205
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,667
<i>- The Player, </i>starring Tim Robbins...
- We have work to do.

206
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,387
You're a good sister.

207
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,599
I know. So, you in?

208
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,186
- Murder, Hollywood?
<i>- She needs someone right now,</i>

209
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,147
<i>no matter how cool she's acting.</i>

210
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,649
- <i>Candace can wait until tomorrow.</i>
- You got any popcorn?

211
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,318
'Course I do. I'm not an animal.

212
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,090
Oldest of sports.

213
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,885
Is it bisexual pescatarian week
again already?

214
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,305
- Man, time flies.
- What's D-FOL?

215
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,641
<i>Dark Face of Love.</i> The "the" is silent.

216
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,478
We are setting up a temp production office
in the back.

217
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,605
- Who's we?
- Me and Amy.

218
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,734
And you.
Giving you a producer credit, brohamulus.

219
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,694
Forty, I'm not qualified.

220
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,112
You're hilarious.

221
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,281
It's no pay, just points on the back end,

222
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,576
and as much festival poon
as you can schnorf.

223
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,369
<i>He knows I'm dating his</i>
<i>sister, right?</i>

224
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,538
Uh-oh.
Did you not get enough sleep last night?

225
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,208
I was up late.

226
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,876
Okay, well,

227
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,921
still need you to sign
the production contact sheet.

228
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,053
Okay. What's a loan-out?

229
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,307
You can just make something up.
Like, Bettelheim Productions.

230
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,059
Bettelheim Films. Bettel...

231
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,228
That name is really aggressive.

232
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,439
It's not gonna marquee well at all.
We'll brainstorm.

233
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:41,070
What's Amy's address?
She didn't fill it out. So I can do it.

234
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,199
I know it's in Echo Park.
I wanna say Loma Vista Lane?

235
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,617
I'm not sure what the number is.

236
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,285
<i>That's a start.</i>

237
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,621
All right.

238
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,415
First production meeting is 19:00.

239
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,625
All hands on deck.

240
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,340
<i>Sorry, Fortinbrah, just made
other plans.</i>

241
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,719
- Up for a road trip?
- Where to?

242
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:10,099
Glendora. It is a drive,
but the things that this donut shop does

243
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,351
with fresh strawberries
should be considered a sex crime.

244
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061
That's intriguing.

245
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,480
Pick me up at six?

246
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,984
<i>Okay. Two hours to get
the tactical advantage I need</i>

247
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,236
<i>to stop Candace. I can make this work.</i>

248
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,950
<i>Only two rentals on Loma Vista Lane,
and one isn't really her speed.</i>

249
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,786
<i>This feels more like Candace.</i>

250
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,913
<i>The Gothic Barbie dream house.</i>

251
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,958
<i>"Historic Victorian home
in Angelino Heights."</i>

252
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,503
<i>Private bathroom, balcony. Tee-pee access.</i>

253
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,131
<i>Rachel is a superhost
with a five-star rating</i>

254
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,883
<i>"who recently relocated to Berlin."</i>

255
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,426
<i>Cross-reference Google Maps,</i>

256
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,094
<i>and bingo.</i>

257
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,805
<i>Candace found me, I found her.</i>

258
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,913
<i>Toyota Camry. Same as yesterday.</i>

259
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,666
<i>I should listen to my instincts.
This is bad, Love.</i>

260
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,126
<i>Plainclothes cop?</i>

261
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,212
<i>Henderson? Maybe Will talked?</i>

262
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,216
<i>Jasper's associates got to him in Manila...
No, that's crazy.</i>

263
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,677
<i>Dr. Nicky hired a PI from prison.</i>

264
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:31,972
<i>What's he got on me? Oh, no.</i>

265
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,601
<i>This city is fucking endless.</i>

266
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,229
<i>If I can't disappear into all that...</i>

267
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,066
<i>No, Love, I don't want to disappear.</i>

268
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,109
<i>I want to eat donuts,
impress your parents.</i>

269
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,112
<i>Hear my name, my real name, on your lips.</i>

270
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,659
<i>Pack of... No, thank you.</i>

271
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,381
<i>Fucking LA traffic.
I'm so late for you, Love.</i>

272
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,842
<i>Is that the Toyota?</i>

273
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,305
<i>No. Oh, Love.</i>

274
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,977
<i>You're having me followed.</i>

275
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,688
<i>No. There has to be an explanation.</i>

276
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,529
If you're gonna show up an hour late,
you should call.

277
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,446
<i>She's furious,</i>

278
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,282
<i>or the doors are about to fling open
with an army of law enforcement.</i>

279
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,283
<i>It's hard to say.</i>

280
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,247
I'm so sorry.

281
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,582
Hey, I don't do apology assault, Will.

282
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,795
You stood me up,
you'll get to apologize on my time.

283
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,423
Understood.

284
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,299
<i>So far, so weird.</i>

285
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,010
<i>That doesn't look like the face of a woman</i>

286
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,137
<i>who just learned something
unspeakable about her man.</i>

287
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,805
<i>Maybe I should just...</i>

288
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,056
Love...

289
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,185
Is everything okay?

290
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,938
I don't know. You tell me.

291
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:07,443
When I was walking up just now,
there was a man leaving here.

292
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,988
Yeah, that's Alec Grigoryan.
He's a private detective.

293
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,198
My family's been using him for years.

294
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:15,325
He was here, why?

295
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,578
Well, I hired him to look into Amy.

296
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,205
<i>You trust me.</i>

297
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,960
<i>It's Candace you don't trust
because you are smart and true.</i>

298
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,128
<i>- But...</i>
- Why wouldn't you say something?

299
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,382
It's not a big deal
unless he finds something, right?

300
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,220
I think hiring a PI
is actually kind of a big deal.

301
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,263
Not if you're a Quinn.

302
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,351
I can't believe you're being so casual.

303
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,937
I don't know why you're freaking out.
You don't even like her.

304
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,065
Would you ever hire someone to follow me?

305
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,942
I don't know. Why? Should I?

306
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,403
<i>Who are you right now?</i>

307
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,656
The thing is, people take advantage
of people with money.

308
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,116
It's just a fact, okay?

309
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,619
I'm not gonna apologize
for protecting my family.

310
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:00,662
Ever.

311
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,539
<i>Privilege check, aisle one.</i>

312
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,710
- I just think...
- What?

313
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,258
...we can barely afford to pay our bills
as it is.

314
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,346
How can we afford a baby?

315
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,765
My parents offered to help.

316
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,849
No.

317
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,392
We can pay them back, and...

318
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,522
The last thing I want

319
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,273
is for us to be in debt to your parents.

320
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,858
You promised we wouldn't accept

321
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,860
their golden parachute.

322
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,862
That was the deal.

323
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,033
Can we talk about this?

324
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,914
I don't feel well, Love.

325
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,874
You're just detoxing.

326
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,837
So let me do it in peace.

327
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,177
<i>I just think...</i>

328
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,555
I'm some spoiled rich girl?

329
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,643
Independent, but always have
a golden parachute if I need it?

330
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,020
<i>- </i><i>Well, yeah.</i>
- It's not what I meant.

331
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,605
You did.

332
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,612
I'll call Alec tomorrow morning.

333
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,739
Tell him to stop following Amy.

334
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,993
I get how it's too much.

335
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,369
Okay? I'm sorry.

336
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,498
<i>I'm </i>sorry.

337
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,003
I'm sorry for missing our donut pil...

338
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,754
I told you,

339
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,758
don't apologize.

340
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,729
Salmonella?

341
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,398
- You're an idiot.
- Yes.

342
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,692
<i>No secrets, Love. Please.</i>

343
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,153
<i>I really don't do well with secrets.</i>

344
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:03,785
Barry. Okay, Barry,
don't be such a massive pussy.

345
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,245
Just match Ray.

346
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,582
Don't you want your name
on something relevant?

347
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,627
Something that matters,
something... Exactly.

348
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,673
Yes... Of course I'll tell my dad.

349
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,967
Thank you, Barry. Thank you.

350
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:20,636
Thank you.

351
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,599
Barry's in the bag.
Put him down for 100K.

352
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,810
Great. I have a hair thing.

353
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,063
Oh, okay.

354
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,025
Bye. Treasure you.

355
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,820
Fucking Barry.

356
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:11,895
Can I help you?

357
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,356
I'm looking for Will.

358
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,692
Oh, sorry. He's not home right now.

359
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,194
I'm Amy. You are...?

360
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,988
The building manager.

361
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,198
Oh, cool.

362
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,828
I love these old Deco places.

363
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,249
I'm glad Will opted for some charm
and not some soulless condo.

364
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,835
- How do you know Will?
- Friends.

365
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,170
But, you know, it's complicated.

366
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,924
You were at the memorial yesterday,
weren't you?

367
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,969
Yeah. Hence, complicated.

368
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,596
Will and I used to date.

369
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,642
He has a pair of earrings
I've been trying to get back.

370
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,894
- Do you think you could...
- Did you know Henderson?

371
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,022
Forty did.

372
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,108
His comedy really wasn't my speed.

373
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:02,904
And I don't mean to speak ill of the dead,
but he seemed kind of like a perv.

374
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,996
Oh, you can't actually come in.
It's against the law.

375
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,707
But what do they look like?

376
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,917
Like, dangly little green stones.

377
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,878
Do you have any idea where they might be?

378
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:20,422
Nightstand?

379
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,300
Okay, I'll go look.

380
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,889
So, are you from Brooklyn, too?

381
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,225
Not originally,
but that's where I met Will.

382
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,063
That's cute. Who followed who?

383
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,983
I'm sorry?

384
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,944
To LA. Did you follow him or him you?

385
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,613
We were already broken up

386
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,282
so more of a coincidence
that we both ended up here.

387
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,119
Well, I didn't find any earrings.

388
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:53,747
Damn it.

389
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,292
All right. I'll hit him up later.
Thank you so much.

390
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,460
Yeah, no problem.

391
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,181
<i>- </i><i>This is Love.</i>
- Miss Quinn.

392
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,351
- Alec Grigoryan.
<i>- Yeah, thanks for calling me back.</i>

393
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,520
I've decided
I want to call off the investigation.

394
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,021
You can charge me for the whole day.

395
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,315
<i>Well, I think you're gonna wanna see
what I found.</i>

396
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:21,817
Can you meet?

397
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:38,959
<i>Now that you've called off the dogs,</i>

398
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,628
<i>I can get back to the work
of getting Candace away from us.</i>

399
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,590
- Hey, Casanova.
- I'm gonna keep walking, Ellie.

400
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,135
I'm just impressed.

401
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,680
Our little Will caught the eye
of heiress Love Quinn

402
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,182
and is sneaking around
with a secret ex-girl.

403
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,476
Did not think you had that much game.

404
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,019
Ex-girl?

405
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,439
I appreciate how you're not racist
towards gingers.

406
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,358
Ginger? What are you talking about?

407
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,611
Came by looking for earrings. Come on.

408
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,240
- That's, like, gotta be code for...
<i>- Candace, here.</i>

409
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,535
Listen to me. That woman, she's...

410
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,703
She's what?

411
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,456
- What?
- She's no one.

412
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,417
- You are so lying to me right now.
- Go home.

413
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,297
Hey, just because you're dripping
in hoo-ha doesn't mean you're all that!

414
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,299
Asshole.

415
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,598
<i>Candace coming here crosses a line.
I need a new plan.</i>

416
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:43,565
<i>If you think about it,
she's already living on borrowed time.</i>

417
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,526
<i>She resurrected
like some sort of ginger vampire</i>

418
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,986
<i>to suck my life away.</i>

419
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,406
<i>Dealing with her is nothing
but balancing the cosmic scales.</i>

420
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,203
<i>It's not safe, her walking around free.</i>

421
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,625
<i>She's dangerous, not just to me.
To your brother. To you.</i>

422
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,929
<i>Night off. That works.</i>

423
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,061
<i>Seems bunny's home.</i>

424
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,109
<i>"Rope bondage." "Tight binding."
"Krav Maga"?</i>

425
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,076
Candace!

426
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,789
Untie me, you... bitch!

427
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:23,832
I'm sorry,

428
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,334
what did you call me?

429
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:27,961
<i>Not Candace. What?</i>

430
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,390
Hi.

431
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:42,726
I just... I...

432
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,686
Just save your lies for the cops.

433
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:48,732
- No, this is not what it looks like.
- Oh, really?

434
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:51,568
Candace Stone?

435
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:57,157
You're not a film financier.
You're a waitress, barely.

436
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,910
Spent a good few weeks
in a mental hospital last year.

437
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,415
You have no money, no family,
no permanent address.

438
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,084
And so you tried to con us.

439
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,421
- Wouldn't be the first time.
- Love, okay, please...

440
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,215
The one thing I still don't understand
is what you want with Will.

441
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,594
His name's not Will.

442
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,556
- Jesus Christ, what...
- It's Joe Goldberg.

443
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,226
He's my ex-boyfriend.

444
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,688
I know this sounds crazy,
but I am telling you the truth.

445
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,983
He attacked me and almost killed me.

446
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,278
- He what?
- Yes. And he killed the girl after me.

447
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,823
Is this some kind of joke?

448
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,825
I wish it was.

449
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,912
I only came here to protect you.

450
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:47,874
Before you went to Austin
to date my brother or after?

451
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,751
No, to protect all of you.

452
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:52,712
But especially you.

453
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,507
If he loves you,

454
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,636
that's the most dangerous thing.

455
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,229
Take a look inside.

456
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,779
Now, bitch, what's your name?

457
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:19,906
Will.

458
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,492
Why did you break into my home, Will?

459
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,410
I didn't break in.

460
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,162
- I was just...
- Don't lie to me.

461
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,789
I learnt Krav Maga.

462
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,667
And I'm not afraid to use it.

463
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,129
<i>I've made mistakes, but, oh my,
is this a new first prize?</i>

464
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,296
The door was open.

465
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:38,216
Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?

466
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,094
I'm sorry.

467
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,805
- I asked you a question.
- Please.

468
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,765
Come on, Will. Consent 101.

469
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,436
Is an open door the same
as an invitation to enter?

470
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,563
No. No, it's not.

471
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:53,940
<i>Who knows how to tie people
up like this?</i>

472
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:56,985
<i>This woman is clearly
some kind of perverted sex worker.</i>

473
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,945
<i>Not that I'm judging.</i>

474
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,780
<i>- Think.</i>
- Think.

475
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,781
Who's Candace?

476
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:06,995
Amy... Adam. That's why I'm here.

477
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:07,912
I see.

478
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,791
And you were going to...

479
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,837
That's not what it looks like.

480
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,506
I was supposed to creep in
and surprise her.

481
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,678
In bed. She wanted me to tie her up.

482
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,806
- And, you know, it... This is...
- You're telling me

483
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,017
this is some kind of scene you negotiated?

484
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,894
We're both really vanilla, I admit.

485
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:33,938
But she keeps asking,
and I wanna be more GGG.

486
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,940
This is not the first time
she has flaked on me.

487
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,987
This is the first time I have been beaten
and tied up for it, though.

488
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,409
Jesus. You poor, pathetic boy.
You went to Home Depot.

489
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,495
Can I give you a piece of advice?

490
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,539
Maybe untie me first?

491
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,958
Don't try so hard. This isn't you.

492
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,544
You're not rape fantasy guy.

493
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,172
I'm not. Not even a little bit.

494
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,841
You're demeaning yourself, man.
Let me tell you something about Amy.

495
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,760
She's hardly been here
since she rented my room.

496
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,304
- I can hardly feel my hands.
- I know the type.

497
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,473
Come to LA with stars in their eyes,

498
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,892
but few, if any, have the talent
to make it.

499
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:12,644
So they starfuck.

500
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:18,191
You know, she's dating some douche-canoe
with a stupid name.

501
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,777
Forbes? Francis?

502
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:22,779
Idiot.

503
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,660
A lot of men in LA should just be taken
out of the gene pool.

504
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:31,496
<i>Murdered by an unhinged dominatrix.</i>

505
00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:32,831
<i>Remember me, Love.</i>

506
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,707
I'm inclined to untie you.

507
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,710
But you try anything stupid,

508
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,963
and I throat punch you
with my Louboutin, dig?

509
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:40,880
Yes.

510
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,132
Yes, I dig.

511
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,271
Call yourself a Lyft, sweetie,
and get the fuck out of my house.

512
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:01,192
<i>Candace two, me zero. Damn it.</i>

513
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,373
It smells amazing.

514
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,041
It's a new recipe.

515
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,253
Taste?

516
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,743
That... It tastes...

517
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:52,702
Like shit?

518
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,583
- I'm sorry. It's salty.
- Yeah.

519
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,543
It's 'cause I used salt instead of sugar.

520
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,629
Sucks being lied to, huh?

521
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,219
What is this?

522
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,263
Open it.

523
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,649
<i>Truth time.</i>

524
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,360
Tell me it isn't you.

525
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,819
It's me.

526
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,324
Is your name Will Bettelheim?

527
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,493
My name is Joe.

528
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,497
Joe Goldberg.

529
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,589
- And Amy...
- Is Candace Stone. I know. I...

530
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,009
Why did she tell me
that you buried her alive?

531
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:53,054
- That's what she believes.
- Yeah, well, she also believes...

532
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:57,225
that you killed a woman,
and that you're basically Dexter.

533
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,810
Candace Stone is crazy.

534
00:32:59,018 --> 00:32:59,978
Clearly!

535
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,273
But there also must be some grain of truth
because you look so pale right now.

536
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,275
So just tell me.

537
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,361
I can find out.

538
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,990
Anything. Right?

539
00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,452
Unlimited resources.

540
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:22,959
Okay. Can...

541
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:28,506
Candace is the reason I left New York.

542
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,466
She's obsessed with me.

543
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,554
She destroyed friendships, relationships.

544
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,932
- I had to leave my job.
- Okay.

545
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,767
Say you're right. She's nuts.

546
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,312
What about the other girl?

547
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:49,318
Guinevere Beck.
<i>The Dark Face of Love</i> herself.

548
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,864
Yeah, that was tragic.

549
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,783
But we went out on one date.

550
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,452
My main takeaway

551
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,748
is she posted a photo of us
to make her actual boyfriend jealous.

552
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,292
I never saw her,

553
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,002
until months later
I heard she passed away.

554
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:09,297
You tell me how Candace knows
about that at all.

555
00:34:10,297 --> 00:34:11,966
Why do you think I had no social media?

556
00:34:12,507 --> 00:34:13,885
Why do you think I changed my name?

557
00:34:13,967 --> 00:34:16,554
I wanted to disappear,
and she followed me.

558
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:20,308
I just wanted to be free.

559
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,728
And then I met you.

560
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:29,067
Love, I am so sorry I lied.

561
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,693
Why didn't you tell me...

562
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,322
the moment that she showed up with Forty?

563
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,744
I was terrified.

564
00:34:40,369 --> 00:34:41,536
Well, I sent her away.

565
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,623
With a few threats, a lot of money.

566
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,168
So she's gone for real.

567
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,963
But fuck, Will.

568
00:34:54,007 --> 00:34:54,967
Joe?

569
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,971
I don't even know
what I'm supposed to call you now.

570
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,807
Call me whatever you want.

571
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,227
Call me Will. You can call me Joe.

572
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,687
You can call me that fucking liar.

573
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,397
Call me in the middle of the night.

574
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:12,318
Call me happy, sad, sick,

575
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,278
for favors,

576
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,740
for sex, for a laugh,

577
00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,326
a cry...

578
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,540
Don't ever stop calling me.

579
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:29,377
I have never loved anyone
like this before.

580
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:34,841
Me neither.

581
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,479
Which is what makes this so hard.

582
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,533
It's over.

583
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,561
How long have you...

584
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,231
How long have you known?

585
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,483
Eight weeks.

586
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,447
You've been keeping this from me
for two months?

587
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,326
You lied.

588
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:45,661
I wasn't ready to tell you.

589
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:47,997
Why?

590
00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:52,752
Because of how you're looking
at me right now.

591
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,295
How am I...?

592
00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:58,591
You look scared,
and it breaks my heart.

593
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:06,682
I just wanted things to be normal
a little longer...

594
00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:09,936
before...

595
00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:22,949
before they're never normal again.

596
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:37,088
You can't.

597
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,259
You can't be sick.

598
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:43,928
But I am.

599
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:03,072
<i>It would be easy to blame Candace
for this,</i>

600
00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:06,242
<i>and I do, but I blame myself too.</i>

601
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,202
<i>I broke my own rule.</i>

602
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,746
<i>But what is life without Love?</i>

603
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,252
<i>I guess I'm gonna find out.</i>

604
00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:20,006
Well, if it isn't Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Douchebag.

605
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,512
I came by to drop off my badge
and my apron.

606
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,140
You don't have to quit.

607
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,600
I do, Forty.

608
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:34,520
Actually, you don't.

609
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,231
Look, Love told me everything,

610
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:41,235
and while we agreed
that you are a lying ball sack,

611
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,070
we also agreed

612
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,740
that you probably don't need
to be punished twice.

613
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:51,120
So just, like, stay out of her airspace
for a while. Okay?

614
00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:53,456
Are you saying I should stay?

615
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:56,167
For now.

616
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,295
I went to bat for you.

617
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,048
Why?

618
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:05,301
Because it's nice having you around.

619
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,011
You're real.

620
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,724
You did lie about your identity,

621
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:14,977
but you are still more authentic

622
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,104
than half the fuckers I know.

623
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:19,607
Thanks, man.

624
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,443
<i>If being Forty's bitch means I
get to stay in your orbit,</i>

625
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,986
<i>sign me up.</i>

626
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,946
<i>Like I said, he's not a bad guy.</i>

627
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,116
You're not one
of those self-loathing Jews, are you?

628
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,701
<i>- Spoke too soon.</i>
- What?

629
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:31,994
Joe Goldberg.

630
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,080
Great name for a producer.

631
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,164
Will Bettelheim...

632
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,876
made you sound like a Nazi, so...

633
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,171
Thank you for giving me another chance.

634
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,131
And thank Love for me, too.

635
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,884
Land of second chances, am I right?

636
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,056
<i>This can work.</i>

637
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,934
<i>I'll just go back to loving you
from a distance.</i>

638
00:39:56,644 --> 00:40:00,773
<i>Life's a divine comedy.
A tale told by an idiot.</i>

639
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,567
<i>A sadistic idiot.</i>

640
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,069
<i>Speaking of sadists,</i>

641
00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:06,946
<i>I'd endure a ten-hour session with Rachel</i>

642
00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,448
<i>for just five more minutes
of you not hating me.</i>

643
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,118
Please do something.

644
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:19,875
Hey, Delilah?

645
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,002
What?

646
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:23,921
<i>It's worse than I thought.</i>

647
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:28,467
How's it going?

648
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,095
How's it going?

649
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,849
This town enables rapists.

650
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,227
You mind if I take a look?

651
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,904
Wow. This is quite a who's who.

652
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:51,991
Oh, look, I made the cut.

653
00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,993
Don't touch, please. Don't touch.

654
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,620
<i>I'd be worried,
but half of Hollywood is up there,</i>

655
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:57,955
<i>including Johnny Carson,</i>

656
00:40:58,038 --> 00:40:59,832
<i>who I'm pretty sure has been dead
for years.</i>

657
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,210
This is a lot, Delilah.

658
00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:07,131
You don't think I know that?

659
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,384
I'm trying to topple the patriarchy

660
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,802
from my two-bedroom apartment,

661
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,639
and it is, one, impossible,
and, two, deranged,

662
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,851
and I just want somebody to hurt...

663
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,187
like I'm hurting.

664
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,400
Is this okay?

665
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:31,906
Oh, look at you, asking for consent,
very fucking woke. Gold star.

666
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,576
I'm sorry he hurt you.

667
00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,002
<i>Palo santo and synthetic watermelon.</i>

668
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:49,340
<i>Odd combo, but it works.
Wise and irreverent, like her.</i>

669
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:52,801
Will...

670
00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:59,517
<i>She's not in her right mind,
and neither am I.</i>

671
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,643
<i>This is bad.</i>

672
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,186
<i>So why doesn't it feel bad?</i>

673
00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:05,147
Okay, wait. You're upset.
Maybe we shouldn't...

674
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,150
I just want to feel good again.

675
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,110
<i>Me too.</i>

676
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,080
<i>She needed someone.</i>

677
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:24,083
<i>I suppose it's the least I could do.</i>

678
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,253
This whole thing that you're doing...

679
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,462
Is a lot.

680
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:33,092
And I have ten unpleasant phone calls
I need to get to, so...

681
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,803
- Maybe you should just go.
- Yeah, okay...

682
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,763
So, I have a thought aboutthat.

683
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:41,684
Chasing this story...

684
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,564
You know the story already.
It's your story.

685
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,234
- Are you saying...?
- I'm saying...

686
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,654
you go after the whole town
if you want,

687
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,742
but what if you tell your story?
Think about how powerful that would be.

688
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,497
It might encourage others to do the same.
You wouldn't have to chase them down.

689
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,792
They would follow your example
and come forward.

690
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:14,258
Did you just mansplain
<i>and </i>patronize me in the same sentence?

691
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,428
Thanks for the D, Will. Bye.

692
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,064
<i>I gotta get out of this town, Love.</i>

693
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,696
Can you believe this?

694
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,242
<i>Seven totems.</i>

695
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:43,078
And once you find all of them,
you are officially an Angeleno.

696
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,623
...and can never leave.

697
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,251
<i>Starlets in matching dresses.
Dog in a stroller.</i>

698
00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,463
<i>Off-brand superhero.
Rollerblader in booty-shorts. Cop chopper.</i>

699
00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:53,547
<i>Pack of coyotes.</i>

700
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,217
<i>And the burning palm tree.</i>

701
00:43:58,510 --> 00:43:59,887
<i>As Raymond Chandler said,</i>

702
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,183
<i>"There is no trap so deadly
as the trap you set for yourself."</i>

703
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,811
<i>Maybe I'll stick around for a while,
push my luck.</i>

704
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,605
<i>One thing's for sure,</i>

705
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,774
<i>you can't beat the donuts.</i>

