1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:10,793 - Ricky, what are you doing? - Just doing some tests. 2 00:00:10,794 --> 00:00:13,295 You were supposed to get rid of this shit. 3 00:00:13,296 --> 00:00:15,197 What's up with the new clones? 4 00:00:15,198 --> 00:00:17,600 - Hear me out, Julian, alright? - No, you hear me out, Ricky. 5 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,102 The deal was grow the dope, sell it, that's it. 6 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:22,104 No more breaking the law. 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,106 That's what I want to talk to you about, man. 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,108 When I went back to school, it changed all my perspecticks on life. 9 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,110 Imagine what I could do with dope once I get my Grade 10. 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,112 It would be awesome. Ricky, you're starting to scare me. 11 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:33,616 Listen. We sell the hasch, you'll never have to work again. 12 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:35,618 Why do you want to take this chance? 13 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,621 I simply take this, pass it to the guard, 14 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,623 sell it, it's all over. 15 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:43,626 One time sale, we don't go to jail. 16 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,628 How many times do I gotta... Holy fuck! 17 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,630 I gotta go write my exam, man, I'm gonna be late. 18 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,632 No. Listen, we're gonna talk about this, Ricky. 19 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,433 - You got any ignition spray? - No, I don't. 20 00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:54,036 Ricky, listen, can you please talk to me just for one minute? 21 00:00:54,037 --> 00:00:55,537 I don't got time. 22 00:00:55,538 --> 00:00:57,539 That trailer is packed with evidence and we gotta get rid of it. 23 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,042 And you, my friend, you're not growing any more dope, do you hear me? 24 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:02,044 - Bullshit I'm not growing dope! - You're not growing any more dope! 25 00:01:02,045 --> 00:01:03,545 This is my decision. 26 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:05,547 That's like asking NWA to stop being black. 27 00:01:05,548 --> 00:01:07,549 It's what I do: I grow fucking dope. - Fine. Have fun growing dope 28 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,251 while Sam Losco's the new trailer-park supervisor. 29 00:01:09,252 --> 00:01:11,253 What the fuck are you talking about? 30 00:01:11,254 --> 00:01:13,255 Sam asked Barbara to marry him last night. 31 00:01:13,256 --> 00:01:15,257 - That's no big deal, is it? - No big deal? 32 00:01:15,258 --> 00:01:18,260 What are you talking about? Barbara owns this trailer park, Ricky. 33 00:01:18,261 --> 00:01:20,763 If that happens, we're gonna be fucked and you're gonna go back to jail. 34 00:01:20,764 --> 00:01:22,765 And I'm not going with you this time. 35 00:01:22,766 --> 00:01:24,266 I'm not worried about it. 36 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:26,268 I'm worried about getting this fucking car going 37 00:01:26,269 --> 00:01:28,771 and going to get my exam written. I'm worried about the War of 1812, 38 00:01:28,772 --> 00:01:30,773 I'm worried about the fucking solar system. 39 00:01:30,774 --> 00:01:32,775 Blah, blah, blah... You do what you gotta do 40 00:01:32,776 --> 00:01:34,777 and I'm gonna do what I gotta do, alright? 41 00:01:34,778 --> 00:01:36,779 See ya later, buddy. No more partnership, nothing. 42 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,781 Bullshit! I thought we were a fucking team! 43 00:01:38,782 --> 00:01:40,783 You take your money and you go do whatever you want, man. 44 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:43,285 Don't you fucking touch that dope until I get back from school. 45 00:01:43,286 --> 00:01:45,287 - I'm sick of you, Ricky! - Don't you fucking touch it. 46 00:01:45,288 --> 00:01:48,791 It's not right. It's my dope too, Julian. 47 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:51,795 Where the fuck is my ignition spray? Fuck! 48 00:02:34,137 --> 00:02:35,838 Basically, Barbara, Mr. Lahey's ex-wife, 49 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,840 owns this trailer park. So Sam is trying to romance her 50 00:02:37,841 --> 00:02:39,842 and get together with her so he can take over 51 00:02:39,843 --> 00:02:42,344 and have control of this park to fuck us around. 52 00:02:42,345 --> 00:02:43,846 And that's not going to happen. 53 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:45,848 We're gonna have to do something about that. 54 00:02:45,849 --> 00:02:48,851 Well, J-Roc's been known to mess around with porn. 55 00:02:48,852 --> 00:02:50,853 He calls it "adult film making", he's been making 56 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:53,856 a little bit of small movie stuff on the side. I don't know, 57 00:02:53,857 --> 00:02:55,858 it's kind of low budget, but people seem to like it, apparently. 58 00:02:55,859 --> 00:02:57,860 I don't know. I'm not doing anymore of that porn stuff. 59 00:02:57,861 --> 00:02:59,862 I did it once, and it was a fucking nightmare. 60 00:02:59,863 --> 00:03:02,865 There ain't no way I'm making no more porn movies, dog. 61 00:03:02,866 --> 00:03:05,367 Last time, my mum went off on my head, you know what I'm saying. 62 00:03:05,368 --> 00:03:07,369 I'm like, I don't play that no more, Jules. 63 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:09,371 Listen, I understand your situation, 64 00:03:09,372 --> 00:03:10,873 but we've got to frame Sam. 65 00:03:10,874 --> 00:03:12,875 And I can't think of any other way of doing it. 66 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,877 It's a perfect plan. It'll work. Jules, I don't know. 67 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:16,879 I got your back, you know what I'm saying, 68 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,382 but I can't get behind that greasy hot-dog eating Neanderthal mo-fucker. 69 00:03:20,383 --> 00:03:23,385 Hang on, J-Roc. Don't say no just yet. 70 00:03:23,386 --> 00:03:26,388 I'd certainly star in another one of your movies. 71 00:03:26,389 --> 00:03:28,891 I don't know, man. Last time, it was weak, 72 00:03:28,892 --> 00:03:30,894 it was low budget, there was no money... 73 00:03:31,394 --> 00:03:34,396 - That's right. - I'm not feeling it, man. 74 00:03:34,397 --> 00:03:38,000 Well, I got a budget for ya. How does 800 bucks sound? 75 00:03:41,504 --> 00:03:42,505 Eight hundred bucks?! 76 00:03:43,006 --> 00:03:45,507 Why didn't you say the shit was professional, Jules? 77 00:03:45,508 --> 00:03:48,210 Two hundred and thirteen shopping carts, Randy. 78 00:03:48,211 --> 00:03:50,712 Hello? 79 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:53,215 Barbara. 80 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:54,716 Where's Trina? 81 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:56,718 She's in her room. 82 00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:59,221 She's still grounded for pawning her bike to Cory and Trevor. 83 00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:02,224 Oh, right. Well, I just popped over to tell you 84 00:04:02,225 --> 00:04:04,727 that Sam Losco proposed last night. 85 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:08,230 - You gotta be kidding! - No. I think it's about time 86 00:04:08,231 --> 00:04:11,233 one of us tried to provide the girl with a stable family atmosphere 87 00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:13,735 where she doesn't feel like she has to pawn her bike 88 00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:16,238 or deliver pepperoni to drug dealers. 89 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,240 And you think that you're the perfect parent? 90 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:21,743 Randy, when I want advice on cheeseburgers 91 00:04:21,744 --> 00:04:24,246 or not wearing a shirt, you know, you're the person I'll come to. 92 00:04:24,247 --> 00:04:26,248 Alright, alright. Let's just pretend we're adults here 93 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,250 for a moment, please. 94 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,253 Trina, come out here for a moment. 95 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:33,756 Trina, please, come here! 96 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:38,260 Gee, that was effective, Jim. 97 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:40,263 Trina!!! 98 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,868 What the fuck do you want, Lahey? 99 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,870 I'm looking for my daughter, Ricky. 100 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,872 Trina! Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa. 101 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,374 Ricky... 102 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,375 Randy, I'll be with you in one second. 103 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,377 Hands off the equipment. That's for official business only! 104 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,379 I haven't seen Trina since her dysfunctional parents 105 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,381 grounded her for something stupid. Get the fuck in the car. 106 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,383 How dare you speak to us like that? 107 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,385 How dare you marry a money-hustling cave man, honey? 108 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,387 That is none of your business. 109 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,389 What I do on my own time is my business. 110 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,391 I own this trailer park and I can make your life hell. 111 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,393 Well, you're making your daughter's life hell. 112 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,395 If you went to parent school, maybe she'd stop running away. 113 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,398 - Jim! - That's why I drink, Barbara. 114 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,904 Get this piece of shit out of my way, Lahey. 115 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,406 I've got to go to school. 116 00:05:29,812 --> 00:05:31,914 Hey, Julian! 117 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,616 Trina! What are you doing here? 118 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:35,618 My parents were fighting 119 00:05:36,119 --> 00:05:37,920 and that dick Sam might become my step-father. 120 00:05:38,121 --> 00:05:40,123 I don't have anyone to talk to. 121 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:42,143 You're lucky I'm in a rush right now. 122 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,126 Just stay back there and keep your head down. 123 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:47,130 This is no place for a young lady, Trina. 124 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:55,838 Sam! 125 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,441 What's going on, dog? 126 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,443 Who, uh, who are the ladies? 127 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,745 Oh, I can't really talk about that, Sam, 128 00:06:03,746 --> 00:06:05,247 you know what I'm saying? 129 00:06:05,248 --> 00:06:06,748 Ah, I can. 130 00:06:06,749 --> 00:06:08,750 You're about the dopest mac up in this park. 131 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,752 Can you keep a secret? Sure. 132 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:13,756 Me and T, we making an adult film with the ladies, 133 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:16,258 you know what I'm saying? 134 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:18,760 Ladies, come on over and say hi to a friend of mine. 135 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:20,762 - Hi. - This here is Sam. 136 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:22,764 You're looking kind of familiar. 137 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:25,267 Have you ever been in any tv or film or anything? 138 00:06:25,268 --> 00:06:28,771 Me? I used to do acting in junior high, but... 139 00:06:29,272 --> 00:06:31,273 Well, that's acting experience. Well... 140 00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:33,275 You look like the type of man 141 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:36,278 that could really take charge of this, handle it. 142 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:38,780 You want me to be in your adult video? 143 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:41,984 It's just a tape for the girls. Nobody will see it. 144 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,486 - No one will ever see it? - Uh-uh. 145 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,989 Just a tape for they selves, gonna stay on the shelves. 146 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,490 Ah, I don't know, 147 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,492 I'll be honest, it didn't even occur to me. T? 148 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,494 - Didn't cross my mind. - But Sam, damn! 149 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,496 That's not a bad idea, you know what I'm saying? 150 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,998 You know I'm engaged. 151 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,503 Alright, you guys stay here with her. 152 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,506 I'll be back in a minute. 153 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:31,333 Hey, Julian. What's in the bag? 154 00:07:31,334 --> 00:07:33,836 Nothing. You can get in the front now, Trina. 155 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:37,839 Let me ask you something. 156 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,342 Would you be upset if your mum and Sam broke up? 157 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:42,845 Would Randy be upset if you gave him a double cheeseburger? 158 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:49,656 This is turning out to be one fucked up day. Remember Cyrus, 159 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,658 that idiot that tried to take over the trailer park that time? 160 00:07:51,659 --> 00:07:54,161 Apparently, he was in night school 'cause he didn't get his Grade 10 either 161 00:07:54,162 --> 00:07:56,163 and the teachers couldn't handle him, 162 00:07:56,164 --> 00:07:58,165 so he's writing his fucking final exam with us today. 163 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,167 And all these kids coming up to me saying, 164 00:08:00,168 --> 00:08:02,669 "Did you see who was with Cyrus?" Guess who was with him? Lucy. 165 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:04,671 And she's doing that to try and make me jealous. 166 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:06,673 She's banging Cyrus, which is bullshit. 167 00:08:06,674 --> 00:08:09,176 Do people want me to fail Grade 10? I got all this dope stuff, 168 00:08:09,177 --> 00:08:11,178 Lucy and Cyrus on my mind today 169 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:13,180 and you fucking idiots following me around. 170 00:08:13,181 --> 00:08:15,182 I can't handle this, guys. But you make my words, 171 00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:16,683 I'm gonna get my Grade 10 172 00:08:16,684 --> 00:08:18,685 and everybody else can just catch a boat to Fuckoffityland. 173 00:08:18,686 --> 00:08:21,688 So shut off your little camera and I gotta go write my fucking exam. 174 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:24,691 Wish I had time for a smoke, but I don't. 175 00:08:24,692 --> 00:08:27,194 Fuck, shut it off, guys. You're fucking pissing me off. 176 00:08:27,195 --> 00:08:29,235 - It's off. - The red light's still on in the front. 177 00:09:04,131 --> 00:09:06,133 Pencils down. 178 00:09:08,135 --> 00:09:10,937 Who's smoking? Ricky. 179 00:09:10,938 --> 00:09:13,840 Richard, you're letting me down. 180 00:09:13,841 --> 00:09:15,342 I'm sorry. I'm addicted. 181 00:09:15,343 --> 00:09:16,843 He's cheating. 182 00:09:16,844 --> 00:09:19,346 Look at the back of his arms and neck. 183 00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:21,848 They're a frigging cheat couple. You fucking... 184 00:09:21,849 --> 00:09:23,350 Congratulations. 185 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:25,752 You both failed Grade 10. Get out of my classroom. 186 00:09:25,753 --> 00:09:27,754 - You gotta be kidding me. - Get out! 187 00:09:27,755 --> 00:09:29,756 Please, Miss, it's not my fault. He made me do it. 188 00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:31,858 I'm gonna have to talk to your mother about this, Jacob. 189 00:09:31,859 --> 00:09:33,860 I'm really disappointed. Get out of my class. 190 00:09:33,861 --> 00:09:35,862 - Please don't call her. - Get out of my class. 191 00:09:35,863 --> 00:09:37,364 Please don't call her. 192 00:09:37,365 --> 00:09:38,866 Cyrus, knock-knock! 193 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:41,868 Who's there? 194 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:43,871 Someone who just failed Grade 10. 195 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:49,075 I'll see you later. 196 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:52,078 Well, you can't see me now cause you're kicked out of Grade 10. 197 00:09:52,079 --> 00:09:54,781 Fuck off! I got work to do. 198 00:09:54,782 --> 00:09:56,182 Well, have fun getting a job 199 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,184 since you're kicked out of Grade 10, you fucking dummy. 200 00:09:58,185 --> 00:10:01,688 Richard, you're on thin ice. Eyes back down to your paper. 201 00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:03,190 Sorry, Miss Connelly. 202 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,800 What's up with the truck, Mr. Lahey? 203 00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:16,303 I found a loophole in the lease I signed with Julian 204 00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:18,305 for the Airstream. 205 00:10:18,306 --> 00:10:22,809 Legally, we can't control what goes on inside the Airstream, 206 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:28,315 but figuratively, the trailer is no fixed address, Randy. 207 00:10:28,316 --> 00:10:31,319 - So we can legally move it. - Exactly. 208 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,322 We're gonna move little Ricky's dope growing operation 209 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:38,825 right here to our driveway, Randy. 210 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:41,828 That'll throw a wrench into their little dope-growing plans. 211 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:43,831 - Brilliant, Sir. - Cheers! 212 00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:46,433 What are these things hanging in the trees, J-Roc? 213 00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:48,935 Bubbles, they the stick pimps, you know what I'm saying? 214 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:51,137 A-right, this here's the scene where the 3 lumberjacks come in, 215 00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:54,040 you know what I'm saying? Bubbles, you untie them witch hos, 216 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,042 you know what I'm saying, and get your freak on, 217 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:58,044 and then, Sam, ya'll come in and say, 218 00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,547 "No, hang on now, you ain't getting your freak on till I get paid." 219 00:11:00,548 --> 00:11:03,049 Right? 'Cause them your witch hos, you know what I'm saying? 220 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:05,051 Cory and Trevor, hang on just one second. 221 00:11:05,052 --> 00:11:07,053 Bubbles, ya alright? I'm alright, let's do it. 222 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:09,055 Alright, Bubbles, go get your freak on, 223 00:11:09,056 --> 00:11:11,058 you know what I'm saying? Action! 224 00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,563 No witches are gonna burn in my woods, ladies. 225 00:11:16,564 --> 00:11:19,065 Oh, thank you, kind sir. How can we repay you 226 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:22,068 for saving our lives? Uh, I gotta couple of ideas. 227 00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:24,571 Oh, you're a naughty lumberjack. 228 00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:27,574 Hey, hold it there, lumberjack! 229 00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:30,076 No one's getting my witches unless I get paid. 230 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:32,579 Or else, I'm gonna burn em. 231 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,583 You can pay me in livestock, land deeds or gold coins. 232 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,685 Alright, Cory, Trevor, go, go. 233 00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:40,387 Get your freak on, Cory and Trevor. 234 00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:42,389 It's all good, you know what I'm saying? 235 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,890 And... cut! 236 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:45,892 Alright, that's a wrap. 237 00:11:45,893 --> 00:11:48,795 Don't we get to do stuff? You said we were going to get to do stuff. 238 00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,797 That's dope, we got it all in the first two takes, 239 00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:53,299 you know what I'm saying. Ah shit, man, we got played! 240 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,001 That's ridiculous man, come on. 241 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:57,402 Why don't y'all go home and do some practice on yourselves. 242 00:11:58,205 --> 00:11:59,706 Why don't you fuck off? 243 00:11:59,707 --> 00:12:02,208 My boy's gonna play in the big leagues some day. Hey! 244 00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:05,211 Let's go on. Go on, you guys. 245 00:12:05,212 --> 00:12:07,714 Right, take the camera right, running through the woods, 246 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:10,216 spinning around, do all kinds of crazy shit. 247 00:12:10,217 --> 00:12:12,419 And then, you act all scared and stuff, and you're running, right? 248 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,421 You're running around, acting crazy with the camera. 249 00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:15,922 Then you stop and say, 250 00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:17,924 "I ain't never been no frisky in my life." 251 00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:19,926 Then you take this flashlight and put it under your face, 252 00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,928 you know what I'm saying? You run and do it crazy, 253 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,930 you know what I'm saying? I think so. 254 00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:27,434 A-right, you're scared, but you're frisky, right? A-right? Go! 255 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:36,543 Say it now. 256 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:40,047 I ain't never been so frisky in my life. 257 00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:47,053 How was that, J-Roc? Bubbles, I don't know, dog. 258 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,056 I don't even believe that you're frisky, right? 259 00:12:49,557 --> 00:12:51,558 Try it again, but sound like you're really frisky, right? 260 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,059 You're like scared. 261 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,061 Jesus, J-Roc, I've done it four times. 262 00:12:55,062 --> 00:12:57,063 I don't know if I can do it any better. 263 00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:59,165 - One more time. - No one's ever gonna see this? 264 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,167 Sam, you got the word of the J to the R O C! 265 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,971 J-Roc, this is a great idea, man. 266 00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:07,974 Sam, you the bare pimp. You the pimp. 267 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:11,478 Thank you, J-Roc. 268 00:13:11,979 --> 00:13:14,080 This is the best day of my life, Bubbles. 269 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:16,583 Zoom in on Sam, super pimp. 270 00:13:18,686 --> 00:13:21,087 Oh, thank god I found you, man. Listen. 271 00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,089 What do you want, Lucy? 272 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,592 Cyrus has totally freaked out. He flunked Grade 10 this morning 273 00:13:25,593 --> 00:13:28,094 and I broke up with him and he is on a fucking rampage. 274 00:13:28,095 --> 00:13:30,096 He's got a gun and he's looking for you 275 00:13:30,097 --> 00:13:32,098 and he said he's going to kill you. 276 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:34,100 What the fuck are you talking about, he's gonna kill me? 277 00:13:34,101 --> 00:13:36,221 It's not my fault. He knows that I went out with him 278 00:13:36,604 --> 00:13:38,105 because I wanted to make you jealous. 279 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,608 And he's all fucked up. So come on, let's go. 280 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:43,110 Lucy, I don't have time for this shit right now. 281 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:45,112 Just come with me. Just ten minutes. 282 00:13:45,613 --> 00:13:47,253 We really gotta talk about this. Let's go. 283 00:13:47,615 --> 00:13:49,115 - Can I borrow 2 bucks for gas? - Yes, of course. 284 00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:50,917 - Hi, Barb. - Julian. 285 00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,419 Listen, there's something on this tape you should watch 286 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,421 before you consider marrying Sam. 287 00:13:55,422 --> 00:13:57,423 What do you mean, "consider marrying Sam"? I am... 288 00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:59,425 Just watch it. It was filmed today. 289 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:02,428 What was filmed today? Julian! 290 00:14:02,429 --> 00:14:04,430 Oh, that's a really good grading present. 291 00:14:04,431 --> 00:14:06,432 I can't wait till Ricky sees that cocksucker. 292 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,434 I just hope he did okay on his exam. 293 00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:10,436 Hey, Sarah, where's Ricky? I gotta find him! 294 00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,939 Friggin Lahey is hauling his dope trailer away! 295 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,441 - Are you serious? - Come on! Yes! Come on! 296 00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:17,443 Let's go, guys! Let's go! Holy Fuck! 297 00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:21,447 The Bare Pimp Project. Have you seen this little masterpiece? 298 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,449 - Where did you get this? - Julian dropped it off. 299 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,451 How could you do this to me, you bastard?! 300 00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:27,453 Honey, give me a chance to explain. You know, 301 00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:29,455 I've always wanted to be an actor, okay? 302 00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:31,958 And actors have to be open to different experiences and... 303 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,960 I was just pretending, it was just... 304 00:14:33,961 --> 00:14:35,962 There is no way in hell that I would marry you! 305 00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:38,465 And you know what? I hate hot-dogs! 306 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:42,969 I... 307 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,470 Fuck! Fuck Julian! 308 00:14:44,471 --> 00:14:47,974 Lucy, you expect I'm just gonna drop everything and go back with you 309 00:14:47,975 --> 00:14:49,976 after you went out with fucking Randy and Cyrus? 310 00:14:49,977 --> 00:14:52,478 - Yes. - Well fuck, Lucy that's fucked! 311 00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:54,480 Randy is a fucking sasquatch. Check it out! 312 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:56,482 How are you doing, Sir? 313 00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:58,484 Fill it up with Supreme? No, don't fill it up. 314 00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:00,987 Just put two dollars thirty-five cents regular. 315 00:15:01,989 --> 00:15:03,990 Okay. 316 00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:05,992 My perspecticks have changed now since school 317 00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:09,495 and new relationships and stuff, Lucy. I'm a different man. 318 00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:11,397 You're talking about Sarah, right? 319 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:12,899 Yeah, I knew it. Right? 320 00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,502 Well, not totally maybe all because of Sarah, 321 00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:18,504 but the thing is, is that... 322 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:20,707 Look, I'll drive you back to the park, 323 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,709 but there's probably a pretty good chance 324 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:26,212 that it might be over between us. 325 00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:27,714 I'm sorry. 326 00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:30,217 Two thirty-five, Sir. 327 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,921 - What the hell is going on? - You're in trouble now, Lahey. 328 00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:38,424 Ricky's here, buddy. What are you doing to my trailer? 329 00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:39,926 What are you doing in Ricky's car? 330 00:15:39,927 --> 00:15:41,427 What are you doing living with Ricky? 331 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:43,429 It's not what it looks like, just calm down for a second. 332 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,331 Bottle kids! 333 00:15:50,738 --> 00:15:53,940 - Fuck, that was a lot of bottles! - You listen here, Lahey! 334 00:15:53,941 --> 00:15:55,341 Unhook this trailer right the fuck now! 335 00:15:55,342 --> 00:15:56,843 I got a lease for this shit. 336 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,345 What do you want?! 337 00:15:59,947 --> 00:16:01,447 Where the fuck are Julian and J-Roc?! 338 00:16:01,448 --> 00:16:04,451 Bubbles, trunk, guns, let's go! I need back up here. 339 00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:12,400 What the fuck is going on, Jules? All them guns and shit. 340 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,902 I don't play that shit. Julian, what is going on? 341 00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:16,904 You stay down and don't move. 342 00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:19,307 Julian, I need some fucking help here! 343 00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:29,817 Randy, 911, we need the cops. 344 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:36,724 Fuck! I'm fucking shot! 345 00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:37,726 Ah, fuck! 346 00:16:41,029 --> 00:16:42,230 Stop your firing! 347 00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:44,132 Boys, listen, listen. 348 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:47,636 The cops! We gotta get that trailer out of here. It's full of dope. 349 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,839 Get rid of the gun, Bubbles! 350 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,842 You fucking dicks, you fucking shot me! 351 00:16:56,345 --> 00:16:58,346 Come on, boys. 352 00:16:58,347 --> 00:17:00,348 You're fucking dead! 353 00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:02,350 What kind of trouble can I get in 354 00:17:02,351 --> 00:17:04,352 for driving you guys with all this dope 355 00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:06,854 and these guns and all the crazy bullshit? 356 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:09,857 It's not a big deal, Bubbles, don't worry about it. 357 00:17:09,858 --> 00:17:11,859 We got in a little bit of a gun fight. 358 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,861 I got shot a little bit. It's no big deal. 359 00:17:13,862 --> 00:17:15,863 A bit of dope to get rid of. We're fine. 360 00:17:15,864 --> 00:17:18,166 I don't know, Ricky. I heard that, you know, 361 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,169 we could get in a lot of trouble for having that much dope and guns. 362 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,171 Bubbles, you'll just get a slap on the wrist, man. 363 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,173 Everything'll be cool. 364 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,675 You might get a fine or something, I'll take care of it, I promise. 365 00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,677 But you guys will get in big trouble. 366 00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:31,679 It's no big deal. We've been in a lot worse shit than this, Bubbles. 367 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,681 This was nothing. 368 00:17:33,682 --> 00:17:36,184 What the... Ah fuck! Great! A heli-fucking-copter. 369 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,085 - Oh, my god! - Bravo, tango one. 370 00:17:38,086 --> 00:17:41,088 We have the suspects heading north on Highway 103, in a Bronco 371 00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,591 pulling an Airstream trailer. 372 00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,593 Suspect is leaning out of the vehicle. 373 00:17:45,594 --> 00:17:47,595 Get the fuck out of here! There's nothing to see here! 374 00:17:47,596 --> 00:17:49,597 Leave us the fuck alone! We're just on vacation! 375 00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:53,101 I'm calling the cops! You're flying way too fucking low, you assholes! 376 00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,703 Fuck! This sucks right now. 377 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:58,206 This is going to be cool, boys. We're gonna get away with this. 378 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,208 Don't worry about it. 379 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,210 There's a helicopter behind us! Bullshit! Just keep driving! 380 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,212 We'll lose it in the trees up here or something. 381 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,815 Is that a kitty on the road? There's a kitty on the road! 382 00:18:13,121 --> 00:18:15,223 Boys, come on. She's gonna blow. 383 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,225 - Son of a bitch! - Come on, Ricky. 384 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,727 Oh, fuck! 385 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,834 Vehicle has crashed. Repeat, vehicle has crashed. 386 00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:29,337 Suspects are on foot. 387 00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:31,839 I'm never getting in a vehicle with you again! 388 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,541 I'm not gonna run over a kitty 389 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,543 to save your dope, Ricky! 390 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:39,046 - Come one, boys. Let me think. - We gotta hide! 391 00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:40,548 - Boys, the cops! - Ricky, give me your gun. 392 00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:42,550 I'm getting out of here. 393 00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,552 The hasch is still in the trailer, we gotta get it! 394 00:18:44,553 --> 00:18:47,855 Ricky... Ricky... 395 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,358 There's no hasch in the trailer. 396 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,360 What? You smoked all the hasch? 397 00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:54,362 I sold it this morning. 398 00:18:54,363 --> 00:18:56,364 Check it out, the evidence is on fire. 399 00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:58,366 They can't do shit to us. 400 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,668 Ricky! Julian! 401 00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:03,671 Help me! I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire! 402 00:19:03,672 --> 00:19:05,673 Come on, guys, we gotta get outta here. 403 00:19:05,674 --> 00:19:07,675 - We're not leaving Bubbles. - Ricky, Julian! 404 00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:10,678 Help me, I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire! 405 00:19:10,679 --> 00:19:12,680 Come on, Bubbles, we gotta get outta here. 406 00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:14,482 Help me up. 407 00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:20,388 Freeze! Nobody move! 408 00:19:20,389 --> 00:19:22,390 Alright, everybody calm down here. 409 00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:24,892 Get this fucking chopper out of here and just calm down. 410 00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:26,894 This guy is totally innocent. He's a farmer. 411 00:19:26,895 --> 00:19:28,896 He came out to help us out of the wreck, he saved our lives. 412 00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:30,898 And you guys are going to be sued if you arrest him, 413 00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:33,401 'cause he's innocent. That's right. That's right. 414 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:36,404 I can't see that well and I tripped into that wire. 415 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,406 I don't even know what's fucking going on here. 416 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:41,409 There's a helicopter over here, my cows are scared. 417 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,411 Everybody can get the fuck off my property! 418 00:19:43,412 --> 00:19:46,914 Two suspects in custody. Headquarters has identified 419 00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:49,417 another vehicle approaching. Jim Lahey, trailer-park supervisor 420 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:50,918 from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 421 00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:53,922 The other man with no shirt is Randy. 422 00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:57,525 Hey, boys. Good luck back in Con College! 423 00:19:57,526 --> 00:19:59,527 Fuck you, Lahey! 424 00:19:59,528 --> 00:20:01,529 Get this fucking helicopter out of here. Come on, guys. 425 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:05,533 Julian, you owe me $500 damage to the Airstream. 426 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,035 Not a problem, Lahey. 427 00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:11,455 A little bit 'cause we didn't do anything wrong. 428 00:20:11,456 --> 00:20:13,457 There's no evidence. Nothing happened. 429 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,459 We're on a little vacation here. Had a bit of an accident. 430 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,662 Calm down. You guys don't got shit. You don't have jack shit. 431 00:20:17,663 --> 00:20:19,664 There's no fucking evidence, nothing! 432 00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:21,666 I want your badge numbers cause I'm suing you. 433 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,168 Everything's cool, Ricky. 434 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:25,770 If they think we're going to jail, they're fucking dreaming. 435 00:20:25,771 --> 00:20:28,773 I'm suing your families, your grandparents and your fucking pets! 436 00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:31,276 I need a cigarette here, for fuck's sakes! 437 00:20:32,778 --> 00:20:35,780 There's the food that you like. 438 00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,783 Your favorite type. 439 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,787 There you go. 440 00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:45,290 Pretend like you know me. 441 00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:05,609 I guess we're back in jail, and not real happy about it. 442 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:08,112 But you know, they nailed us on a few things, 443 00:21:08,113 --> 00:21:10,114 misdemeanors like drinking and driving, 444 00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:13,117 destruction of property, evading arrest, 445 00:21:13,118 --> 00:21:15,119 dangerous use of a fire arm. 446 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,121 Well, those are the ones we got nailed with anyway. 447 00:21:17,122 --> 00:21:19,623 We got off on a few others, 'cause we pled guilty to those. 448 00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:22,426 Ricky, tell em about your exam. 449 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:25,429 I got my Grade 10. I got 57, which is awesome. 450 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,431 It's the best mark I've ever gotten without cheating. 451 00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:29,433 So I'm really happy. I can't believe it, still. 452 00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,436 I never thought I was gonna get my Grade 10 ever in my whole life. 453 00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:34,438 So... Now I can maybe even get my Grade 11, who knows? 454 00:21:34,439 --> 00:21:36,441 I'm proud of him. 455 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:45,751 That's that. 456 00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:49,854 Don't lose that key. 457 00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:51,055 When we get out of here, 458 00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:53,057 we're gonna have a few extra dollars. 459 00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:55,860 So I can handle this. 460 00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:58,863 We're retired, buddy. 461 00:21:58,864 --> 00:22:01,365 Two months. 462 00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:03,868 Dope's not that bad either.