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Nice kitty.

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What do you want
for breakfast today, Daisy?

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Excuse me, Sir?

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Hi.

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Hi there.

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Hello. My name is Hampton
and this is my daughter, Tanya.

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We just travel from
trailer park to trailer park.

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- That's right.
- Spreading the word of the Lord.

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Just as Jesus traveled from
Shadrach to Meshach to Abednego,

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we travel from trailer park
to trailer park,

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spreading the good news.

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Do you live around here?

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I live right here in
this van with my kitty.

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- I see.
- Have you read the Bible?

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Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.
What's it to you?

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Can you read, my son?

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Well, that depends.
Can you go fuck yourself?

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Oh, I get it.
When the animals are talking,

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they're not really joking
around. It means a lot more deeper stuff.

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Look, Ricky, I understand
that you're busy and shit,

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but I haven't seen you
for, like, two weeks.

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You're going to school,
it's "Dope this, school that,"

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you're always here
looking after the plants.

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Like, can't we just
hang out for once?

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I'm sorry, Sarah.
I know it's been bad,

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but I'll make it up to you,
I promise.

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Where in the fuck is Julian?
I'm gonna be late for school again.

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I've had a lot of time to
think about this

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and I know Ricky and I
really crossed the line.

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I just wanted to say I'm sorry, buddy.
Yeah, well...

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My whole life was in that shed, Julian.
Did you and Ricky think of that

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before you barged in and burned the
fucking thing right to the ground?

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- Come on. This is getting ridiculous.
- It is ridiculous, Julian.

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Listen, why don't you stop living
in cars and vans and sheds and stuff

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and come stay at my place.
A real home, for once.

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That shed was a real home,
Julian. I loved that place.

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It was mine, it wasn't yours.
You know what I mean?

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And I don't think I should be hanging
around with you and Ricky anymore -

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till you're done growing that
dope. And don't think you can buy me off

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with a jar of those
delicious things.

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Fine, then. The couch
is still there if you want it

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and I'm chucking out
these pickled eggs, Bubbles.

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Just leave them there
in the garbage can, then.

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Do you want another piece
of bologna, Sarah?

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Yeah, sure.

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Thanks.

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Where the fuck were you, man?
You knew I had class today.

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I had to go talk to Bubbles.
He's still pissed off at us. Hey, Sarah.

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I'll talk to him later. Look, man,
I got a major fucking situation.

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Grade 10's got me all stressed out.
It's way harder than Grade 9,

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way fucking harder.

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- Okay.
- Well, I need tonight off,

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'cause right now, all I do
is study and grow dope.

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That gets a little difficult
when you have a girlfriend.

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What the hell's that
supposed to mean?

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Think about it.

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Listen, I don't have
a girlfriend right now

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because I'm focused
with my job, alright?

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I do have a girlfriend and if I
don't do something with her tonight,

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I'm gonna lose her and
that's not gonna fucking happen.

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Take the night off, then.
Just show me what I gotta do.

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It's not too hard, just make sure
the lights come on with the timers

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and watch the pH levels, 'cause they've
been a little fucked up all week.

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Other than that, it's not bad. Change
the solution in table five if you want.

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But I can do it tomorrow.
I'll do it. Don't worry about it.

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Go have a good time with Sarah.

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- You can handle this?
- Oh, yeah.

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Thanks, buddy.
I appreciate it.

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Listen, you just
gotta talk to me.

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Stressed out, man. Calm down.
It's just fucking school, man.

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You almost ready, Sarah?
I'm gonna be late.

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Yeah.

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- Here's your books.
- Thanks, babe.

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- Hi.
- Hello. My name is Tanya

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and I'd like to speak with you
about the Lord.

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Bottle kids!

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- What was that?
- It's just a couple of kids

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that like to throw bottles
at people.

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Is that, um...?

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Yeah, it's industrial-grade
hemp. I make rope.

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Okay, boys. Rule number one:

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No living in a van
in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

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J-Roc, you better straighten
Panama Jack the fuck out, right now.

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A'ight, here's what I'm talking
about, you know what I'm saying?

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Bubbles is renting this van
for $12 a month.

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That makes this mothafucker an income
property. You know what I'm saying?

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Once me and T get power an water
going on, then this mothafucker

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is gonna fall under the same
jurisdiction as every other trailer

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up in this ma.
So why don't you

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and that 15-cheeseburger-eating
Rico Suave-looking mothafucker go on,

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'cause you ain't beating nobody.
Peace.

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That's cold, man. That's
crazy. Suave Rico cheeseburger.

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Hang on. Can I get 15
half-eaten cheeseburgers to go?

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You know what I'm saying?
Order me something too, man.

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Talking to his gut
like it's a person!

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Okay, boys. You can laugh
and joke, but I win

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in this situation,
'cause I make one phone call...

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- Ring! J-Roc.
- ...to the housing authority,

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and this van is out of here.
Ain't that something.

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Randy, it's the fashion police.
You being charged $500

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for wearing them pants
after Labour Day.

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Randy's got funny pants!

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May we have a moment of your time to
have a word with you about the Lord,

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and this everlasting gift of
love we have to offer

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for only $59.99?

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We have rules
in this trailer park, mister.

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And rule number one?
No soliciting.

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Actually, commander,
we're not soliciting at all.

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We're merely taking advanced
orders and filling out some forms.

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Most people have welcomed us
with open arms.

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We already have 16 bible orders.

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I'm, like... I know you
from somewhere, right?

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- Don't think so.
- Actually, we look forward

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to meeting everyone
in the park - some other time.

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God bless you.

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Randy, we better keep an eye
on those two.

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- Hey, Tanya.
- Hi. Come on out.

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I'd like you to meet someone.
This is my dad.

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Hello.

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Something doesn't add up
here, Randy.

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What's Julian doing,
talking to those guys?

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Think he might be in need
of a little sexual healing.

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- Ah, Hampton, he's creepy.
- Not him, Randy, her.

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What the hell?

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Bubbles what are you doing
in there?

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Doing the same thing
you're doing. I'm spying.

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I don't trust those two as far
as I could fucking throw them.

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Yeah, I think they're trying
to brainwash Julian.

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I seen this thing on the force.
Why do you care?

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They need my help, Lahey.

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They don't care about you, Bubbles.
Why do you care about them?

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Because real friends
stick together.

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Besides my kitties, Ricky and
Julian are all that I really have.

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Piss off, you're gonna
blow my cover.

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What are your long-term goals?

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What are your plans
for the future?

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Well, I guess I just want to grow
enough hemp with my partner Rick

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so I can buy a new trailer,
car maybe, have some money in the bank.

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I see. And is your partner
in the Siegfried and Roy sense?

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No, no, no.
It's nothing like that.

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- I see.
- Do you have a girlfriend?

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No. I don't really have
much time to meet women.

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That's what Tanya always says.

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No time. But really, she's busy
doing the Lord's work.

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Which I should be doing now.
If you'll excuse me.

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You little fuckers.

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- Hey.
- Hey, baby.

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- How was school?
- Holy fuck, it's hard.

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I gotta learn all these fucking math
equations and new languages and shit.

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One class wasn't too bad; it was gym.
Yeah?

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Yeah. I scored 12 goals
in floor hockey. Kicked ass.

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Right on. That's awesome.
Hey, check this out.

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- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah, I got a new dress for tonight.

154
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Three bucks.
That's gonna look hot as hell on ya.

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- Thanks.
- Sixty bucks. Wow.

156
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That's a lot of money for a
Bible.

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Yes, but they cost us $80 each
to produce, so really, it's charity.

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- Hey, is Ricky here?
- Hey, uh, Bubbles.

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He's not back from school yet.
Hey, listen,

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I wanted you to meet somebody here.
Yeah, I already met that guy.

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Can you just tell Ricky
I need to talk to him about some things?

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That Bubbles is
an interesting character.

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Is he... crazy?

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Bubbles, are you kidding?
He's the sharpest guy in the park, man.

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Really. Well, you should see
your Bible in six to 14 weeks.

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- Thanks very much.
- God bless you.

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God bless you.

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- Who the fuck was that jackass?
- He's not a jackass, Ricky.

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I just bought a Bible from him
to give to you, man.

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An everlasting gift
of love to my son.

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What, are you drunk
or something, Dad?

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I've had a couple of drinks.

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But I still bought a Bible
to give from father to son.

174
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That's really sweet, Ray.
I'm gonna go inside and get ready.

175
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Dad, I hate to ask you
this, buddy, but can I borrow 30 bucks?

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What, are you crazy?
I don't have that kind of money.

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Look, Dad, I want to take
Sarah out tonight for dinner,

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and you're the one who's
always telling me and Julian

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that the best way to romance a woman
is to take her out for Chinese food.

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That's what I want to do.
She deserves it.

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I'm gonna loan you the $30,
but when your bible comes in,

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you and me sit down an hour a
day and read it to each other.

183
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I don't have time for
that church shit. You know that.

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That's the deal man.

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Ah, fuck me.

186
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Alright, can I have
the 30 bucks, then, or what?

187
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- Yeah, I'll loan you the 30 bucks.
- Right on, Dad. Thanks, buddy.

188
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No problem, man.

189
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What?

190
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- What? They're bottles.
- What do you mean, what?

191
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I gotta take bottles back?

192
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There's 35 bucks
in bottles there, Ricky.

193
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- Fuck.
- At least 35 bucks.

194
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- Ricky, I...
- This is fucking horseshit.

195
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You sound a little ungrateful
here, man.

196
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I'm grateful, Dad. Don't
get me wrong. I appreciate it.

197
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It's just a little extra work
I wasn't counting on right now.

198
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Ahem. Julian,

199
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can I fucking speak to you
in private for a second?

200
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Can we talk later, Bubbles?
I'm kind of busy right now.

201
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Nope.

202
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Fuck him.

203
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What's up, Bubbles?

204
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I'll tell you what's up.
Those Bible people.

205
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I don't fucking trust them.

206
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They're just selling
a few bibles.

207
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It's for a good cause.
What's wrong with that?

208
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Alright, Julian.

209
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You remember,
I tried to warn you.

210
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Tried to warn me?
Why don't you relax, man.

211
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Chill out.

212
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You really care about him,
though, don't you?

213
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Yeah, I'm kind of like
a big brother to him

214
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and Ricky and I screwed up
the other day. We, you know,

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stored a few weed plants in his
shed and then it burned down,

216
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and now he's pissed.
Weed plants?

217
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- Uh, hemp plants.
- Yeah.

218
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- I let him down, big time.
- Well, let's go get your mind off it.

219
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Let's go grab a bite to eat
or something.

220
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I gotta... It's my shift.

221
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I can't go anywhere.

222
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You can't leave the plants
alone for a couple of hours?

223
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I'd really like
to be alone with you.

224
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Get the fuck out.
Hey, Bible guy.

225
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- Yes, my child?
- I got a couple of questions for you.

226
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- Yes, and do you have $59.99?
- Maybe I do.

227
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How do I know I'm gonna get my fucking
Bible if I give it to you, though?

228
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,196
Oh, I see where this is going.

229
00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:33,199
Okay, boys, the party's over.

230
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,201
Hampton, I want you out
of my trailer park.

231
00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:37,704
Actually, lieutenant,
I think my work here is done.

232
00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:40,206
And I'm off to spread
the word of the Lord

233
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,209
to other parts of the community.

234
00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:46,713
That was a little too easy.

235
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,715
He's an arsehole.

236
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,716
Have you guys seen Cory
and Trevor?

237
00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:52,218
No, Bubbles.

238
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:53,919
What do you want with them?

239
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,621
None of your business, Randy.

240
00:12:55,622 --> 00:12:58,524
I don't ask you why you keep driving
cheeseburgers into that thing.

241
00:12:58,525 --> 00:13:00,526
- Ease off, Bubbles.
- Jeez, Bubbles,

242
00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:03,029
I switched to chicken.
You know, the grilled ones.

243
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,031
That's fucking lies, Randy.

244
00:13:05,032 --> 00:13:07,713
I've seen you drive 15 cheeseburgers
into that thing in one sitting.

245
00:13:08,035 --> 00:13:11,537
Don't pay any attention.
You're beautiful, Randy.

246
00:13:11,538 --> 00:13:12,938
Hey, Bub.

247
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,941
Ricky, we need to talk.

248
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,003
- Hey, Bubbles, what's up?
- Hey, Sarah.

249
00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:19,645
You look really nice.
Listen, I'm in a rush right now,

250
00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:21,447
but I'll talk to you later,
alright?

251
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,568
We should talk now, Ricky.
I think Julian's mixed up

252
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,451
with some crazy people.
What, those Bible people?

253
00:13:25,452 --> 00:13:26,952
- Yeah.
- They're harmless.

254
00:13:26,953 --> 00:13:28,954
Don't worry about them, man.
He can look after himself.

255
00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,956
Yeah, we gotta go.
We're going for Chinese food.

256
00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:33,959
Oh, can you guys get me
some meat egg rolls, then?

257
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,461
Sure, bud.

258
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:38,465
We have to talk, though,
Ricky. I'm telling ya. Something's up.

259
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,970
Can we talk or...?

260
00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:48,974
No, don't mind me.

261
00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,977
I'm only your best friend.

262
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:01,287
Awesome.

263
00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:04,290
Here you go.
Just keep the change. Thanks.

264
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,792
What the fuck do they call
these things again?

265
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,794
- Sweet'n'sour chicken.
- Man, it's gonna be awesome.

266
00:14:08,795 --> 00:14:10,797
Do you have forks?

267
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:15,801
Julian? What the fuck's
he doing here?

268
00:14:15,802 --> 00:14:18,804
Julian, what's this bullshit?

269
00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:21,107
Fuck!

270
00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:25,111
Why aren't you watching
the dope plants, you asshole?

271
00:14:25,612 --> 00:14:27,713
Calm down, Ricky.
I'm just grabbing some takeout.

272
00:14:27,714 --> 00:14:29,215
Takeout, my ass.

273
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,218
Looks to me like you're on a date
with cinnamon-roll fucking head.

274
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:35,221
Um, I'm gonna pop into
the restaurant and call my dad

275
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,723
and let you sort this out.
Remember what I told you.

276
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:39,725
- Right. I'll just be a minute.
- Yeah.

277
00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:41,727
Thanks for embarrassing me,
Rick.

278
00:14:41,728 --> 00:14:43,229
Don't even fucking
start with me, man.

279
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,730
Don't you even care
about the dope anymore?

280
00:14:44,731 --> 00:14:47,233
- Why don't you shut up about that.
- Don't tell Ricky to shut up!

281
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,236
You're the one being selfish.
I'll be in the car.

282
00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:50,776
Sorry about this, Sarah.

283
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,739
Save me some of those
sweet'n'powered chicken things.

284
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,742
Thanks, Ricky. This is the first date
I've had since I been out of jail.

285
00:14:56,743 --> 00:14:58,244
Why don't you show me
some respect?

286
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:00,946
I ask for one fucking night
off and look what happens.

287
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,728
- I'm going back to the Airstream.
- Don't worry about it, man.

288
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,550
I'm going back to the Airstream.
No, I'm going back to the Airstream.

289
00:15:06,753 --> 00:15:07,854
No you're not. I am.

290
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:13,359
Great, Ricky. You freaked her out.
She took off. Thanks, buddy.

291
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,361
She probably took off 'cause
you're acting like a dick.

292
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:18,865
Thanks for ruining my date, Rick.
Whatever, Julian.

293
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,879
Tanya?

294
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,788
Fuck.

295
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,291
Fuck!

296
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,852
Oh, look who decided
to show up for work.

297
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,855
Hope it wasn't
too much trouble, Julian.

298
00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:03,858
What in the fuck?
Where's all the dope?

299
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:05,359
She told me she loved me.

300
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,862
I trusted her and then
she took all the dope, man.

301
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,866
Oh, my fuck. All the dope's
gone?! What about Freedom 35?

302
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:15,369
Now that's fucked. I'm supposed
to be the stupid one, not you.

303
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:19,373
How could you let this happen,
you jackass? Nice going.

304
00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:21,375
- Hey, boys.
- Not now, Bubbles.

305
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:23,878
We just got some major bad news.
Take a look in there.

306
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:26,881
There's fucking nothing in
there. So Freedom 35, bye-bye.

307
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,382
Thanks to fuckhead here.

308
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:31,385
Maybe not, Ricky.
Maybe I can help.

309
00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:33,387
What are you gonna do, Bubbles?

310
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:35,390
Well, there's a lot
your friends can do, Ricky,

311
00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:37,212
if you fucking
give them a chance.

312
00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:39,512
Friends stick together,
even if they get fucked around

313
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,897
or one of them forgets
to buy the guy eggrolls.

314
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:45,900
Ah, fuck. Sorry, buddy.

315
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,902
The least of our worries
right now, though.

316
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:50,404
It's alright.
Don't worry about it.

317
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:53,908
I'll always be there for you guys,
'cause you guys are my best friends.

318
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:55,409
Friends stick together.

319
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,912
When you got no family,
that's all you got, right?

320
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,414
You got that right.

321
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:01,916
So guess what?

322
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,421
I knew those Bible people
were phony,

323
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:09,924
so I got Cory and Trevor to tail
them. That's how good of a friend I am.

324
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:11,926
- What?
- Now you can get all your dope back.

325
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,428
- Where is it?
- We followed them, Julian.

326
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,430
They went to that greasy bar
by the airport.

327
00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:18,433
- The Slick Pimp?
- Yeah, dude.

328
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:22,437
Van parked out back. All the
dope is still there. Everything.

329
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:23,938
Oh, fuck, it's Lahey.

330
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,941
Come on, boys,
let's go get the dope back.

331
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:27,942
Fuck off, Lahey.
Get out of here.

332
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,443
They get robbed, Lahey,
by Bible man.

333
00:17:29,444 --> 00:17:31,946
Well, that makes 38 people

334
00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:33,948
that were ripped off
in this trailer park.

335
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,950
Just over $2,800.

336
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,952
How much did they get you for,
Ricky?

337
00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:40,454
I didn't fall for this.
Neither did Bubbles.

338
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:42,957
Now we gotta go get our fucking...
furniture and shit back.

339
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,459
Come on, guys.
Move your fucking car, Lahey.

340
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,961
I'll go get the Rockpile.

341
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:49,463
- Come with me, Bubbles.
- Move the car, Randy.

342
00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:51,966
I'm gonna get that money back.
As soon as I find them,

343
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,968
I'm gonna call you,
you call the cops.

344
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,471
They're going to jail, Lahey.
Right.

345
00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:03,578
That's the arseholes' van
right there.

346
00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:05,980
Fuck, the dope's still there.
Alright, Cory, Trevor, where you at?

347
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,382
- Right here, dude.
- I want you guys to hot-wire this car,

348
00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:10,384
take it back to the Airstream.
Drive slowly,

349
00:18:10,385 --> 00:18:12,386
I don't want the cops
pulling you over, alright?

350
00:18:12,387 --> 00:18:16,891
Ricky, Bubbles, Rockpile, let's
go get everyone's money back.

351
00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:23,898
I got this, Julian,
you know what I'm saying?

352
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,905
Rockpile up in this ma.

353
00:18:36,912 --> 00:18:38,913
Hold up, Rick.

354
00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:40,715
There's the little fucker
right there.

355
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,216
Bubbles,

356
00:18:42,217 --> 00:18:44,518
go call Lahey,
tell him to meet us here.

357
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:47,021
Sure thing, Julian.

358
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:56,530
- Isn't that what's-her-face?
- No, it can't be.

359
00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:59,033
- Yeah, it is.
- What?!

360
00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:02,738
Whoo!

361
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,253
- Look, look, I know...
- Where's the money?

362
00:19:18,754 --> 00:19:21,757
Look, I have it right here.
There's just one thing I have to...

363
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:29,864
- Where the fuck's the van?
- It's cool, I got my car.

364
00:19:39,374 --> 00:19:41,375
Fuck off!

365
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:43,878
Just give us the money.

366
00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:46,882
I can't believe you stole
our fucking dope!

367
00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:50,885
We're trapped in!
We're gonna get fucking killed!

368
00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,887
Be careful, boys.

369
00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:55,390
He's out of bullets, Ricky.

370
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:59,393
- Cover me.
- Give us the fucking money.

371
00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:03,898
- You don't know I'm out of bullets.
- Give us the fucking money!

372
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,903
Nobody steals my fucking dope.
Nobody, you dick.

373
00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:13,407
Police! Nobody move!

374
00:20:13,408 --> 00:20:15,410
The guy with the glasses
is with me.

375
00:20:15,911 --> 00:20:18,112
The guys with the track pants
and the glasses are with me.

376
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:21,615
Shut up!
Look what you did, you idiot!

377
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:23,617
You had to dance
one more time, didn't ya?!

378
00:20:23,618 --> 00:20:26,620
Oh, you liked it.
You fucking loved it.

379
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,501
You didn't have to say
you loved me, you know.

380
00:20:28,924 --> 00:20:31,426
Fuck you, you greasy
trailer-park boy.

381
00:20:36,431 --> 00:20:39,433
Oh, don't worry
about her, Julian.

382
00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,936
Jesus Christ, she is hot,
though.

383
00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:43,886
I know.

384
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:46,389
Girls out there than her.
Come on, buddy.

385
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,392
It's alright, buddy.
Let's go.

386
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:51,894
I can't believe I finally
got in a shootout and didn't get shot.

387
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:53,135
Put her there.
I can't believe

388
00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:55,399
I didn't get fucking shot.

389
00:20:57,901 --> 00:21:00,341
Me and T jacked this
digital-cable shit, know what I'm saying?

390
00:21:00,404 --> 00:21:02,405
J-Roc's don't pay a cent
of it, too. Peace.

391
00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:04,908
Yeah, man. 150 channels free,
you can't go wrong, man.

392
00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:06,909
All the "mazubies"
you can watch, boy.

393
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,411
Okay, man. We out.

394
00:21:08,412 --> 00:21:11,414
Thanks, guys.
I've never had cable before.

395
00:21:11,415 --> 00:21:12,915
Can we talk, Bubbles?

396
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:14,917
Yeah, actually,
let me explain this, Julian.

397
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:16,919
Bubbles, I know sometimes
we get a little caught up

398
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,422
in this Freedom 35 stuff
and we get mixed up

399
00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:21,924
and you go home
and you're thinking about stuff

400
00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:23,645
and thinking what your friends
were thinking

401
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:26,929
and things get all scrambled up
like a big fucking pan of eggs

402
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,431
and... You know what I mean?

403
00:21:28,932 --> 00:21:31,934
What he's trying to say is,
you're way more important to us

404
00:21:31,935 --> 00:21:33,936
than the dope, man.
I'm sorry.

405
00:21:33,937 --> 00:21:36,439
You're like a brother to me.

406
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,942
- Thanks, guys.
- Brother to me too, buddy.

407
00:21:42,946 --> 00:21:44,948
Come on, boys.

408
00:21:48,452 --> 00:21:51,455
Thanks, man.


