1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,288 --> 00:00:06,789 Twenty pounds. Are you fucking serious? 2 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:08,691 Do you know how many tomatoes that is? 3 00:00:08,692 --> 00:00:12,194 No, I'm not saying that. No, I didn't fucking say that. 4 00:00:12,195 --> 00:00:13,896 What I'm saying is, you didn't tell us that. 5 00:00:13,897 --> 00:00:16,398 Now I've got some shit growing here and I can't fucking grow 6 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:19,201 that many tomatoes with what I got. This is fucked. 7 00:00:19,202 --> 00:00:21,604 This has got to be the best idea I've ever had. 8 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,106 Think about it. Dope goes for a way more awesomer price in jail. 9 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,108 Supply and command. I mean, if you're in jail, 10 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,612 you're lucky to get stoned once a week and when you do, the dope sucks. 11 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,614 I don't see anything wrong with having dope in jail. 12 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,816 If there's dope in jail, we may as well be supplying it. 13 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,877 The thing that worries me right off the bat 14 00:00:36,319 --> 00:00:38,320 is that their "hydroponic vegetable garden" 15 00:00:38,321 --> 00:00:39,822 was just supposed to be 16 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:42,925 a small operation. Now the prison guards 17 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:44,927 are phoning every day looking for more and more dope. 18 00:00:44,928 --> 00:00:47,529 Who can go fuck who's self? No, no. 19 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:49,531 You should've been upfront with me and told me... 20 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:52,034 - Yo. Yeah, what's up? - He wants twenty pounds! 21 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:54,536 Ricky! Sorry about that, man. 22 00:00:54,537 --> 00:00:57,039 Alright, yeah, everything's on schedule here, alright? 23 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,042 Alright, talk to you later. 24 00:01:01,044 --> 00:01:03,045 Great. 25 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:05,547 Listen, Rick, this is big, alright? 26 00:01:05,548 --> 00:01:07,908 They're selling the dope to ten other prisons across Canada. 27 00:01:08,051 --> 00:01:10,052 They want it all upfront, one shot, one deal. 28 00:01:10,053 --> 00:01:13,056 If we can't do this, they're gonna find someone else to take this contract. 29 00:01:13,556 --> 00:01:15,057 We gotta do this, man. 30 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:17,559 Julian gets an order for twice as much more dope and he thinks 31 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,562 he can just wave some money around and the magical fairy grandmother of dope 32 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:23,565 is gonna come and give us twice as much dope. That's not going to happen. 33 00:01:23,566 --> 00:01:25,868 How are we gonna get the equipment? I can't even afford 34 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:28,370 cigarettes or pepperoni. Same clothes for three fucking years. 35 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:30,372 I know, I know. 36 00:01:30,373 --> 00:01:32,374 Ricky's brain doesn't work like other people's. 37 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:35,377 Ricky can handle one thought at a time. 38 00:01:35,378 --> 00:01:40,383 You throw two or three at him, he's gonna fucking train wreck. 39 00:02:24,327 --> 00:02:26,028 I've got a plan, alright? 40 00:02:26,029 --> 00:02:29,431 Go get Cory, Trevor and Sarah. Meet me back at Ray's house in a half hour. 41 00:02:29,432 --> 00:02:31,934 Alright, buddy. And don't worry, I'll fill the whole trailer full of dope 42 00:02:31,935 --> 00:02:34,436 if you can get the equipment. That's what I want to hear.' 43 00:02:34,437 --> 00:02:38,941 Positive thinking. Okay, half hour, Ricky. Let's go. 44 00:02:38,942 --> 00:02:41,643 I don't know who's telling you that Julian is the brains of the operation, 45 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:43,645 but we're both the brains of the operation. 46 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:46,648 He's smart, I'm smart. We're smart in different ways, I guess. 47 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:48,650 Like I'm smart playing hockey 48 00:02:48,651 --> 00:02:50,652 and doing things like growing dope and that, 49 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:52,654 and he's smarter when it comes to clear thinking 50 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,657 and explaining things to people. That's why we're a good team. 51 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:59,161 'Cause I'm good at the hands-on, applicatory stuff 52 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:02,664 and he explains things in a clear kind of way and... 53 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:05,668 When he thinks, when he talks... For fuck's sakes, 54 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:09,171 I'm having trouble talking to you, but I am smart. 55 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:11,273 Dad! Dad! 56 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,276 Trina. What are you doing here? 57 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,778 Well, Mum said I could stay for a bit. 58 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,279 That's right. I've been thinking, 59 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,481 if Trina's with you, you might get your act together. 60 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:22,484 Well, that's a great idea. 61 00:03:22,485 --> 00:03:23,986 - Randy. - Barbara. 62 00:03:23,987 --> 00:03:26,989 Hey, Trina, honey, come say bye-bye. I'll see you later. 63 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:29,491 - Love you. - Love you too, darling. Be good. 64 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:31,393 Mr. Lahey's daughter Trina came today. 65 00:03:31,394 --> 00:03:33,896 She comes every summer to stay with him. 66 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:39,101 - Fuck, this fucking car. - Relax, Ricky. 67 00:03:39,102 --> 00:03:42,104 Put the car in park or neutral, Rick. 68 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,106 It's in drive. 69 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:46,108 Ricky, it's in drive. Fuck off! 70 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:49,611 I know how to work this fucking thing. 71 00:03:49,612 --> 00:03:51,513 Fucking piece of shit! 72 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,819 Who is that? 73 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,824 Those are two of the biggest losers you'll ever meet. 74 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,327 Trina, I don't want you to have anything to do with them. 75 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,829 Dad, chill. 76 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,333 Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna open up 77 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,335 a little nightclub here in the trailer park. 78 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,338 J-Roc, tell 'em where we are gonna set up this bar, man. 79 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,340 Oh, yeah. That's right. 80 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,844 My homeboy Tom gonna open up a trailer park nightclub and casino 81 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,846 all up in my trailer, you know what I'm saying? 82 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,848 My mum's up in Moncton for two weeks. 83 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:29,352 We talking about throwin' it down a little school pimp tight. 84 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,955 Well, they could've picked a better day to open a bar in the trailer park. 85 00:04:32,956 --> 00:04:35,457 Lahey just promoted Randy to weekend 86 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:38,961 park supervisor, so he's all gung-ho to impress Lahey 87 00:04:39,462 --> 00:04:40,963 that he can keep control of the park. 88 00:04:40,964 --> 00:04:43,465 Yeah, Mr. Lahey and Randy are gonna freak out. 89 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,068 No, they're not. That's why we're gonna go to the little barbecue today 90 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,570 and show them a good time. I've got it figured out. 91 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:50,072 What the fuck are you talking about? We're not going 92 00:04:50,573 --> 00:04:52,074 to their stupid little party. We're gonna go to this barbecue. 93 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:54,076 You gotta keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 94 00:04:54,577 --> 00:04:56,078 You got it, man? Do you understand? 95 00:04:56,079 --> 00:04:58,580 Everybody got invited to the party except us. 96 00:04:58,581 --> 00:05:01,583 Which is fine by me anyway, because I don't play that shit 97 00:05:01,584 --> 00:05:04,586 and I don't think Randy's that cool and his head got bigger than his gut 98 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:07,089 since he got promoted to weekend supervisor. 99 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:10,592 Okay, I got a plan for you two guys. You're gonna do a little BandE for me. 100 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,953 Trevor and Cory are stupid as fuck. I've met cats and dogs 101 00:05:13,096 --> 00:05:14,496 smarter than Trevor and Cory. 102 00:05:14,497 --> 00:05:16,999 Most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory. 103 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,403 But Julian should've known better than to send fucking Cory and Trevor. 104 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,406 Those two are fucking dumb. 105 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,609 You fucking steal a van, you go to a self-storage place, 106 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:30,612 you steal some lights and equipment. We got Lahey and them kept busy. 107 00:05:30,613 --> 00:05:32,514 How fucking hard can that be? 108 00:05:32,515 --> 00:05:35,517 I don't know, I don't want to be all sentimental and gooey and stuff, 109 00:05:35,518 --> 00:05:40,022 but I love them guys, man. And I think they sincerely love us too. 110 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:42,024 Julian was right. If any shit goes down, 111 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:44,026 Trevor and Cory will be the ones taking the heat. 112 00:05:44,027 --> 00:05:46,827 That's why we usually work with Trevor and Cory, 'cause they go to jail 113 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:48,531 instead of us. Which is perfect. 114 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,540 Ah! Jeez. Friggin' grease. 115 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:01,443 Okay, everybody. I think we're all here. 116 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,446 I'd like to take this opportunity 117 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,549 to propose a toast to the birthday boy. 118 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:09,651 Randy has given us so many years of his life. 119 00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:12,755 Here's to many more. 120 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:15,757 Put her here, buddy. 121 00:06:15,758 --> 00:06:19,061 Congratulations on your promotion to weekend trailer-park supervisor. 122 00:06:19,062 --> 00:06:21,163 Really happy for you, Randy. It's a great job. 123 00:06:21,164 --> 00:06:23,665 And you deserve it, buddy. Way to go. 124 00:06:23,666 --> 00:06:25,167 Well, you guys don't care. 125 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,169 I mean, what are you doing here anyway? 126 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:30,072 We do our thing, they do theirs. They distract Randy and Lahey 127 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:32,074 while we get the shit. Easy as that. 128 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:35,477 - I thought you knew how to do this? - I got it, I got it, I got it. 129 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,980 - Got it, got it, got it. - Yes! 130 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,983 Holy fuck! 131 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,985 Pop the hood, Cory. 132 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,891 See, Cory, green wire. I told you. The green wire. 133 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,395 It's gotta be here somewhere, Cory. 134 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:55,397 What was the street we were looking for? 135 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:57,899 Shit, I don't fucking know. He just said it was a blue warehouse 136 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,402 and shit and there's, like, eight of them over there, dude. 137 00:07:00,403 --> 00:07:02,905 We can't fuck this up, Cory. 138 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:08,410 Shit... what was I just talking about? 139 00:07:08,411 --> 00:07:09,912 What? 140 00:07:18,221 --> 00:07:19,221 Hey, dude. 141 00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:20,722 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 142 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:23,725 There's like 20 warehouses. We don't know what we're doing. 143 00:07:23,726 --> 00:07:26,728 No, there's only two. What street were you on? 144 00:07:26,729 --> 00:07:29,731 It's Dutt Street, how fucking hard is it to remember that? 145 00:07:29,732 --> 00:07:33,736 Shut up. You guys are so fucking stupid. 146 00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:36,738 I swear, there's, like, eight warehouses... 147 00:07:36,739 --> 00:07:40,742 Lahey's watching us here. Ricky, take these two, 148 00:07:40,743 --> 00:07:43,245 get that van out of here quick and get this the fuck done. 149 00:07:43,246 --> 00:07:44,247 I'm not going with these fucking dicks. 150 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:45,747 Yes, you are. Come here for a minute. 151 00:07:45,748 --> 00:07:48,250 I'm putting you in charge, okay? 152 00:07:48,251 --> 00:07:50,752 You're gonna take that van, you're gonna go to the warehouse 153 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:53,255 with these two dicks over here. You're going to break in 154 00:07:53,256 --> 00:07:55,757 and you're gonna wait in the van. BandEs, that's gradenine shit. 155 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:57,259 Ricky, listen, man. This is easy. 156 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:59,761 If anything happens, these two dicks are gonna take the heat. 157 00:07:59,762 --> 00:08:03,265 Think about it. Look, man, here, take that. 158 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:07,770 And you be careful with that, okay? Alright? 159 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:24,585 This is ridiculous, dude. 160 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,588 We got everything. Julian's gonna be pumped, man. 161 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,189 Stereo stuff, and we haven't screwed up once. 162 00:08:28,190 --> 00:08:30,191 All we gotta do now is dust for prints. 163 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:32,393 Yeah, dude. 164 00:08:32,394 --> 00:08:34,996 Shit. That's fucking load. 165 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:37,499 For fuck's sakes! 166 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:42,004 - Holy fuck, there's a dog. - Shit! 167 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:46,408 Where the fuck are you guys? 168 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:52,614 Where the fuck are you at? You fucking idiots! 169 00:08:54,616 --> 00:08:57,018 Holy shit! Holy shit! 170 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:01,422 Goddamn it. 171 00:09:01,423 --> 00:09:03,924 Where the fuck are you dicks? 172 00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:05,426 I got it, I got it. I got her! 173 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:14,335 Oh, fuck! I'm fucking shot! 174 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:18,539 Just a second, you dicks! My fucking foot is killing me. 175 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:19,500 You idiots. Okay, dude, 176 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:21,142 we're going to the hospital right now. 177 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,643 Fuck. You had to fuck around, didn't you? 178 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,145 We're going to the hospital dude! 179 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,149 We're not, you idiot! Just think about cops, you fucking retard! 180 00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:29,650 Look at my foot! It's a flesh wound. 181 00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:31,853 Ricky shot himself. Like, he shot himself. 182 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,856 And then he's yelling at us, man. That's ridiculous, dude. 183 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,358 He's all yelling at us. We didn't even do anything, man. 184 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,859 It's his fault. It's his gun. 185 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,861 - What did we get for it? - Bullshit. 186 00:09:40,862 --> 00:09:42,763 - Stupid idiots. - Who's got the keys? 187 00:09:42,764 --> 00:09:45,266 Trevor, take off your fucking shirt. I gotta wrap something on this. 188 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,768 I'm not giving you my fucking shirt! Let go of me! 189 00:09:47,769 --> 00:09:49,770 Give me your fucking shirt, you fucking idiot. 190 00:09:49,771 --> 00:09:51,772 - I can't drive. - For fuck's sake. 191 00:09:51,773 --> 00:09:54,275 Cory, get us the fuck out of here. I don't have the keys! 192 00:09:54,276 --> 00:09:56,777 We gotta walk. Get your shit. We gotta walk. 193 00:09:56,778 --> 00:09:58,279 Fucking dummies. I'm sick of this shit. 194 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,581 We don't do these things for ourselves. We did it for him. 195 00:10:00,582 --> 00:10:03,584 And then we got played. And that's disrespectful, man. 196 00:10:03,585 --> 00:10:06,587 And it's cold. And he's hard on Trevor too, man. 197 00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:09,090 And I don't play that. I'm not playing that shit anymore. 198 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,591 Thanks, man. 199 00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:12,593 Sorry about this, dude. We were totally baked. 200 00:10:12,594 --> 00:10:15,096 You were baked? You smoked a joint without me? 201 00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:17,098 My hand's taped in there, you fucking idiot. 202 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:19,179 Well, you wanted me to fucking tape it, didn't you? 203 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:30,411 - What happened to you? - I got shot. 204 00:10:30,912 --> 00:10:33,914 - You got shot? Who shot you? - It doesn't matter who shot me. 205 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:35,917 Those guys are idiots. Ricky, it's shit like this 206 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,419 that's gonna land our asses back in jail, you idiot. 207 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,221 No shit. The fucking idiots set off the alarm, 208 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,723 and the fucking dog attacked me. No swearing. Little girl. 209 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,725 Hey, guys. What are you doing? 210 00:10:44,726 --> 00:10:47,228 Not now, okay? Please. 211 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,729 Julian, she's just a little girl. 212 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,731 I'm doing business here, Ricky. 213 00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:52,933 Oh! 214 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:55,436 Shut up, you dicks. Get out of here. Frig off. 215 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,439 Are you okay, Trina? Yeah, I'm okay. 216 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,442 - Here, let me get that for you. - Thanks. 217 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,544 Chain came off. 218 00:11:03,545 --> 00:11:06,046 I understand why Julian doesn't trust her. She is Lahey's daughter. 219 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:08,549 And we are opening up an illegal nightclub in the trailer park. 220 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:11,051 Which I don't think is a big deal but according to the police it is 221 00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:14,955 and according to Lahey, it is. And we are on probation and stuff so... 222 00:11:14,956 --> 00:11:16,457 You're not as bad as my Dad says. 223 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,959 Yeah, well your Dad's a bit of an idiot. 224 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,462 Somehow Trina turned out pretty normal, considering how fucked up 225 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,543 her father is. And I feel bad for her. And that's why 226 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,567 I try to be a bit of a role model for Trina and the other kids 227 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:30,071 around the park. If I'd had a role model when I was younger, 228 00:11:30,572 --> 00:11:33,052 learning how to grow dope, things would've been a lot smoother. 229 00:11:33,074 --> 00:11:35,914 'Cause now, if some kid wants to grow dope they can come and talk to me. 230 00:11:36,077 --> 00:11:38,758 Instead of growing dope six or seven times through denial and error, 231 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,582 they're gonna get it right the first time and have some good dope. 232 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,663 Well, not just that. I can show them how to fix cars, 233 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:45,986 play hockey or cutting grass, 234 00:11:45,987 --> 00:11:48,189 different things like that, that you're not going to learn 235 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,691 from a fucked up father like Lahey. 236 00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:51,792 - I owe you one. - Actually, 237 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,795 if you don't mind, you could take those bottles back to the store 238 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:57,798 and get me two bags of chicken chips and the rest in pepperoni. 239 00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,800 That'd be cool. Okay. 240 00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,802 And don't tell your dad about that, either. 241 00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:03,304 No, he's having his alone time with Randy. 242 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,806 Thanks. Thank you, Trina. 243 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:08,309 Chicken chips. Don't forget. Pepperoni. 244 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,812 Alright, guys. Let's get this shit set up. We're opening tonight. 245 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:15,316 Tonight? What you talking about? 246 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:19,320 A'ight, you guys, let's go. Rockpile, get the turntable set up. 247 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,824 Bags of ice, bottles of liquor. 248 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:30,931 Oh, yeah. 249 00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:34,435 Welcome, y'all, to the dopest, flyest shit in the nation, 250 00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:37,938 you know what I'm saying? Y'all wanted a licensed bar on your trailer park, 251 00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:41,942 now J-Roc and the Rockpile is proud to present our licensed crib. 252 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:43,944 You know what I'm saying? Open for business. 253 00:12:43,945 --> 00:12:45,946 My boys down front, throwing the shit down. 254 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:48,449 Come one, come all. We're talking about busting the shit out. 255 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,451 Come on, we open. 256 00:12:50,452 --> 00:12:52,953 I was shocked. I mean, it was open tonight. 257 00:12:52,954 --> 00:12:54,955 I expected a few people to come in, but it was packed. 258 00:12:54,956 --> 00:12:56,957 I couldn't believe how many people showed up. 259 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:59,460 So, I don't know where Trevor and Cory took all those flyers, 260 00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:01,962 but a lot of people showed up and it was a high-class crowd. 261 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,164 A'ight, J-Roc's on the mic tonight. 262 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:07,167 Let me see your hands up, we doin' it right. Hands up. 263 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,870 Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. Oh, yeah! 264 00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,872 Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. 265 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:14,375 Throw your hands up. Oh, yeah! 266 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,076 - It's all about ladies, dude. - It really is. 267 00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:18,579 All about ladies, man. It is. It's so cool. 268 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:22,082 And the best part is, with us getting everything and all the gear, 269 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,084 we're kind of responsible for the whole bar happening. 270 00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,587 So it's kind of like our bar. It's pretty much... 271 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,089 We're gonna be, like, VIPs. 272 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,397 I think Julian was the first one to notice, 273 00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:38,899 but I knew something... something weird was up. 274 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,901 It was all guys there. 275 00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:47,408 Nice clothes, nice cologne on, you know... what I'm saying? 276 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,411 Sarah was the only girl there. I noticed that 277 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,714 right away. 278 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,430 Guys, guys, let me talk to you for a minute. 279 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:13,434 Just curious. Uh, where'd you hand out those flyers I gave you about the bar? 280 00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,437 - This new bar, it just opened up. - Yeah, dude. It was dope. 281 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,939 We were dancing and shit. We had a great time, man. 282 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,443 - What was the name of it? - Uh, it was the "Empty Closet." 283 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,446 Empty Closet? 284 00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:26,947 You guys don't have a clue, do ya? 285 00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,950 - What? - Well, that makes sense. 286 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,652 It was just good. It was mostly guys and stuff. 287 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:34,154 They were asking for Madonna and different kinds of music like that, 288 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:36,657 which was cool. But I didn't really think much of it. 289 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,858 Julian was the first to notice 290 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,660 something was a little out of the ordinary. 291 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,662 - So who are the ladies? - Oh, this is Chantal... 292 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,163 - Chantal. - ...and this is Kitten. 293 00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,665 - How ya doing? - My friend Julian. 294 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,166 - Enchanté. - Nice to meet you. 295 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:49,169 These guys are great guys, by the way. 296 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:53,674 Have a good night. Thanks, Julian. You too. 297 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,676 Yeah, Julian and I go way back and shit. 298 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,178 - He's really cute. - Yeah, he's cool. 299 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,439 We stole all the stuff to open up this bar. 300 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,182 - Is he nice? - Yeah, he's cool. 301 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,843 He's, like, my best friend. 302 00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:05,886 I'm like his big brother, except I'm younger. 303 00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:39,820 Turn that fucking music off, now. 304 00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:41,321 You best step off, Randy, 305 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:44,324 with you no-shirt, lawnmowing, cheeseburger-eating prick. 306 00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:47,327 I'm really sorry, everybody. Party's over. 307 00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:50,230 Just fucking Randy strolls in there like he's the head honcho 308 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:54,234 of the trailer park and has to make a big impression for Lahey 309 00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:55,736 and shut the fucking bar down. It's bullshit. 310 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,439 Gotta ask everyone to leave. Party's over. 311 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:02,443 Sorry. Gotta go, party's over. 312 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,445 What in the fuck were you thinking? 313 00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:07,448 Opening up a bar in a fucking trailer in a trailer park. 314 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,950 You knew this was my first night in charge. 315 00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:12,953 Now the cops are on the way and you're going down. 316 00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:15,155 It's just a big game they play, that "Oh, Ricky and Julian 317 00:16:15,156 --> 00:16:17,157 are on probation so we'll call the cops, bring in 318 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,259 the cops and make a big fucking scene," 319 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,763 and "Ooh, Randy's in charge of the trailer park on weekends now, 320 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,766 so we gotta show everybody how big and fucking tough Randy is." 321 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,668 It pisses me off. 322 00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:30,671 You were out of line tonight, Randy. I'm not shutting this bar down. 323 00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:33,173 Look, Julian, I was wondering if you could give me this one. 324 00:16:33,174 --> 00:16:35,175 In front of Mr. Lahey. 325 00:16:35,176 --> 00:16:38,679 It's my first night in charge and I want to make a good impression. 326 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,180 So what are you saying? 327 00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:43,684 Close the bar down. I'll deal with the police. 328 00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:46,186 You get to keep the money that you made 329 00:16:46,187 --> 00:16:48,188 and I get to score a victory in front of Mr. Lahey. 330 00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:51,192 Come on, buddy. That way, we both win. 331 00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,128 Alright. Just get the police out of here. 332 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:13,630 I don't wanna talk to any cops, alright? 333 00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,131 No problem. No problem. 334 00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:19,136 Thanks, Julian. 335 00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:27,243 I can't go to jail. Who's gonna look after my kitties? 336 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,245 Please don't take me. Guys, guys. This guy's okay. 337 00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:31,247 He hasn't done anything tonight. You can let him go. 338 00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:33,750 - Hey, Randy. Jim. - Officer. 339 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:36,753 You boys mind telling me what the hell's going on here tonight? 340 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:39,255 I know what's going on. Officer George Green, Officer Billiard Ball, 341 00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:41,758 talking about going through drive-thru to get some cheeseburgers. Peace. 342 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,259 You watch it, Jamie. 343 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,761 Thanks for the quick response, guys. 344 00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,763 I'm the weekend park supervisor here 345 00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:49,265 and the situation is under control. 346 00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:53,169 Julian, that's it. The bar is shut down for good. Done. 347 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,171 Alright, Randy. You win. 348 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:58,175 I'm gonna shut down the bar, alright? 349 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,777 Julian made it look like Randy shut the bar down, 350 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:04,280 help Randy look good in front of Lahey on his first weekend 351 00:18:04,281 --> 00:18:08,284 as weekend park supervisor or whatever the fuck he is. 352 00:18:08,285 --> 00:18:10,587 Listen, buddy, I gotta take off. Sarah's back at my place, alright? 353 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:12,088 Alright. 354 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:13,590 - You cool? - Yeah, I'm cool. 355 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,231 - See ya tomorrow, buddy. - Take her easy. 356 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:29,205 Hey, Ricky. They only had one bag of chicken chips at the store, 357 00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:32,709 so I put the rest in pepperoni. Exactly what I would've did, Trina. 358 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,712 Thanks. That's awesome. So, we're friends now? 359 00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:37,714 - Yeah, we're friends. - Good. Well, see ya. 360 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:39,216 Okay. 361 00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:42,719 Oh, shit. Ricky, why don't you run in the house 362 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,721 and get her a pair of your old track pants? 363 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:46,724 That's a good idea, Dad. 364 00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,727 Ray, that's Ricky's pepperoni. 365 00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:52,228 I bought 'em... 366 00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:55,732 My dad ate my fucking pepperoni again. 367 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:58,735 Now I got no pepperoni. I came back here 'cause I'm craving 368 00:18:58,736 --> 00:19:01,237 a piece of pepperoni. Open the fridge. Should have lots. 369 00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:04,240 Sent Trina to the store three fucking times to buy pepperoni today so far. 370 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,743 None left. So now I gotta send her back to the store 371 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:09,746 to buy more pepperoni. And it's gonna have to come out of her pocket. 372 00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:12,749 I hope he realizes that. He thinks he's stealing my pepperoni. 373 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,751 He doesn't give a fuck. But little does he know 374 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,253 he's taking money from a little girl now and eating her pepperoni. 375 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:20,256 These are really cool. 376 00:19:20,257 --> 00:19:22,759 Yeah, I wore those the second time I was in grade seven. 377 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,260 - Thanks. - No problem. 378 00:19:24,261 --> 00:19:26,262 - See ya later, buddy. - Alright. 379 00:19:26,263 --> 00:19:27,764 See ya. 380 00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,165 What happened to all my pepperoni? 381 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:33,469 I can't believe it. We made all this in two hours. 382 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:36,473 Here, J-Roc. Get me some hydro gear. 383 00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:41,978 I need two pumps, everything for two more tables, 384 00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,480 10 lights, 39 pots, and 39 dope clones. 385 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:46,983 BC bud, strain number 13. 386 00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:48,985 Damn, motherfucker, that's some pile of shit, 387 00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:50,988 you know what I'm saying? How much dope is you motherfuckers growing? 388 00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:53,489 Can you get if for me or what? 389 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,492 Damn right, dog. I'll get that shit for ya in 24 hours, 390 00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:57,994 you know what I'm saying? Thanks, man. 391 00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,996 Peace. 392 00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:01,497 Well, what do you say Bubbles? 393 00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:03,499 Go back to my place, have a couple of drinks... 394 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,002 Fucking right, I already got half a fucking buzz on. 395 00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,503 Right on. 396 00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:10,507 Wanna get a pizza or some shit? Let's do it, buddy. 397 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:23,220 Do you guys got any Jimmy hats? 398 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,221 - No. - Man, that's alright. 399 00:20:25,222 --> 00:20:27,224 Thanks, man, for the hook-up tonight. That's dope. 400 00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:31,729 The only two ladies in the place, man. Hey! 401 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,234 I didn't... Did you... do anything? 402 00:20:38,235 --> 00:20:40,236 - I didn't do anything. - Did you do anything? 403 00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:41,738 No. Unless you did. I didn't. 404 00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:44,741 No. I didn't, if you did. I dunno. 405 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:47,744 But even if he did do something, I don't... 406 00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:51,247 I think, technically, if the girl... 407 00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:54,250 did something to you and you didn't do it back, 408 00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:57,754 like, that's... you didn't really do anything.