1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,796 --> 00:00:14,296 What the fuck? 2 00:00:14,297 --> 00:00:17,800 Don't give me a rough time, Julian. I'm working here. 3 00:00:17,801 --> 00:00:19,802 - I just want to talk to you. - What about? 4 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:23,806 What is up with this election for a new trailer park supervisor? 5 00:00:23,807 --> 00:00:25,808 Oh, I don't know, you tell me. 6 00:00:25,809 --> 00:00:28,811 - You want to lose your job? - What job? This isn't a job. 7 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:31,814 I'm a slave to this park. Always have been. 8 00:00:31,815 --> 00:00:35,317 Kids throwing bottles, cars on fire... 9 00:00:35,318 --> 00:00:37,320 I got no help anymore. Randy's gone. 10 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:39,822 You ask me if I care. Come on. 11 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:41,824 Ask me! Go ahead! Ask me if I care! 12 00:00:41,825 --> 00:00:44,327 Alright. Alright, alright. Do you care, Jim? 13 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:50,933 Yeah. 14 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:52,935 Yeah, go ahead, ask me. 15 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:54,436 I just asked you. 16 00:00:54,437 --> 00:00:56,439 What? 17 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,189 What the fuck are you doing? 18 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,592 What's this sign shit? 19 00:01:50,093 --> 00:01:51,694 You haven't heard yet? I live here now, 20 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,597 thanks to you and Julian, in some fucking shitty camper. 21 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:58,101 And I'm running for trailer park supervisor. 22 00:01:58,601 --> 00:02:00,882 - How do you know this idiot? - It's a long fucking story. 23 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:02,604 Remember last year when I got shot? 24 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:04,606 Ricky got shot a couple of times. 25 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:07,610 Sam was a veterinarian and Ricky didn't want to go to the cops. 26 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:09,612 Trinity shot him in the ass. 27 00:02:10,113 --> 00:02:12,114 Yeah, so Sam took some bullets out of his ass. 28 00:02:12,115 --> 00:02:15,517 They come to me and I tell them, "Hey, I'm a vet, not a doctor." 29 00:02:15,518 --> 00:02:17,519 Sam can fuck off. It's not my fault what happened. 30 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,521 I went to jail and the doctor started examining me. 31 00:02:19,522 --> 00:02:22,024 And basically they asked, "Who sewed you up?" 32 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:24,026 It's such a butcher of a job. And I told them it was Sam. 33 00:02:24,027 --> 00:02:26,028 I didn't know vets weren't allowed to work on humans 34 00:02:26,029 --> 00:02:27,530 and he would lose his practice. 35 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:29,750 Eight years. Eight years, I worked at that practice. 36 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,634 I had it built up nicely. 37 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:34,636 Now it's gone, paying fines and shit. 38 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,338 Sam lost everything and he's really pissed off 39 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:38,340 at Ricky and Julian. 40 00:02:38,341 --> 00:02:40,342 So now he feels like the next logical jump 41 00:02:40,343 --> 00:02:42,845 is to run a trailer park? You've got to be kidding. 42 00:02:42,846 --> 00:02:44,646 Judging by the look of this place, 43 00:02:44,647 --> 00:02:46,648 I'm going to get elected trailer park supervisor. 44 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:49,151 And when I am, if you think Lahey made your life miserable, 45 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:51,153 wait til you get a load of me. 46 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:53,155 - Knock-knock! - Who's there? 47 00:02:53,156 --> 00:02:54,657 Fuck off! 48 00:03:01,364 --> 00:03:02,865 - Hey, Lahey... - Hello, everybody! 49 00:03:02,866 --> 00:03:04,867 Lahey, what the hell is going on here, man? 50 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:06,869 This place looks like the trailer park of the Apocalypse. 51 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,871 There are open car fires, for Christ sakes, Jimmy! 52 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:10,874 - Nice to see you, Ray. - Oh, come on, Jimmy. 53 00:03:19,382 --> 00:03:21,884 Listen, I was unaware that I had an appointment 54 00:03:21,885 --> 00:03:23,886 with you fine people today. 55 00:03:23,887 --> 00:03:26,889 It turns out that I have another engagement. 56 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:28,891 I plan to get drunk. 57 00:03:28,892 --> 00:03:30,893 - Not again! - Thank you. 58 00:03:30,894 --> 00:03:34,097 Randy quit and now Lahey, he started drinking. 59 00:03:35,598 --> 00:03:37,599 Really heavy. 60 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,102 If you ask me, he really misses him. 61 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:43,605 You know, I've been the best assistant trailer park supervisor in this park. 62 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:45,607 I've been doing this for like 12 years. 63 00:03:45,608 --> 00:03:48,610 Yeah, but you... Uh, hello! Blue bag. How many times... 64 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:51,113 Anyway, 12 years as the assistant. 65 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:53,775 Hello! You know, like, no talk of any kind of promotion 66 00:03:54,117 --> 00:03:55,797 no talk of any kind of more money, nothing. 67 00:03:56,119 --> 00:03:58,840 Yeah, to make a long story short, I asked Mr. Lahey for a promotion 68 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:00,623 to weekend trailer park supervisor 69 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:02,644 but he didn't think I was ready for it. 70 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:04,626 And Lucy said I had to quit, so I did. 71 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:07,930 Randy was a damn good assistant trailer park supervisor. 72 00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:10,432 Right-hand man. Hold the whole thing together. 73 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:12,434 Look what happens without him. 74 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:15,438 Now, I'm not saying that I can't handle it, 75 00:04:15,939 --> 00:04:17,940 but obviously... 76 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:19,942 things happen. 77 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:22,945 And you see the results in the fruits of the happening. 78 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:25,348 Pass me the thirteen there, Bubs. 79 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,351 Thanks. 80 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,353 Julian, guess what, man? 81 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,856 Sarah found a perfect place for me to grow my dope. 82 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,257 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Sarah. 83 00:04:35,258 --> 00:04:37,759 You know the abandoned Airstream up there? 84 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,962 The cream-colored, old beat off thing? 85 00:04:40,463 --> 00:04:42,064 Yeah, it's perfect. There is a catch, though. 86 00:04:42,065 --> 00:04:44,066 - What? - Lahey owns the fucking thing. 87 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,068 Fuck that, boys. 88 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,271 You think Lahey is going to do you two a favor? 89 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:52,374 Bubbles, could you go grab my lease agreement 90 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,376 on top of the fridge? Yup. 91 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,879 Thanks. Oh, grab me a pen and some Liquid Paper. 92 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,381 Yup. 93 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,883 - I'm gonna go talk to Lahey. - Lahey's not gonna listen to you. 94 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:04,386 Ricky, Lahey is vulnerable right now, okay? 95 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,589 Let's go talk to Lahey. 96 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:09,192 Get in the other side, man. 97 00:05:09,692 --> 00:05:12,194 Can I get in the front, Ricky? 98 00:05:12,195 --> 00:05:14,396 No, Bubbles, get in the back. 99 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,899 I always get in the fucking back! 100 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,301 I'm doing all the talking in here, alright? 101 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:21,303 What are you talking about? It's only fucking Lahey. 102 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:23,305 I can do some talking. Lahey's pissed drunk anyway. 103 00:05:23,306 --> 00:05:25,307 Guys, we can't screw this up, alright? We need Lahey. 104 00:05:25,308 --> 00:05:27,310 Do you understand, Ricky? 105 00:05:29,112 --> 00:05:31,614 Lahey, open up! It's Julian! Open up, Lahey! 106 00:05:32,115 --> 00:05:33,616 Pass me those barbecue tongs. 107 00:05:35,618 --> 00:05:37,119 Here, hold that. 108 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:43,626 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 109 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:46,629 Hey! Get in here! 110 00:05:51,534 --> 00:05:56,038 Hey. What the hell's going on? Doesn't anybody knock anymore? 111 00:05:56,039 --> 00:05:58,540 We've got to talk, Jim. It's about the election. 112 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,042 The vote is today. 113 00:06:00,043 --> 00:06:02,544 Oh, it's today. Ask me if I care. 114 00:06:02,545 --> 00:06:05,547 Oh, Jim... Guys, go in the kitchen for a minute, 115 00:06:05,548 --> 00:06:07,549 will ya please? 116 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:09,551 Well, can I make a sandwich or something? 117 00:06:09,552 --> 00:06:11,553 Just go in the kitchen, Ricky, please. 118 00:06:11,554 --> 00:06:13,555 I'll take a little bit of that, if that's alright. 119 00:06:13,556 --> 00:06:15,057 Can you make me a meat sandwich? 120 00:06:15,058 --> 00:06:17,559 Sure. I'm making something, unless someone stops me. 121 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,662 - I know what's wrong, Jim. - You don't know what's wrong, Julian. 122 00:06:20,663 --> 00:06:23,165 There's only ever been one trailer park supervisor 123 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:25,167 and it's been you. You made this place, Jim. 124 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,169 You and Randy. 125 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:29,171 Yeah, I miss him. 126 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:32,175 I can't do my job without him by my side. 127 00:06:34,177 --> 00:06:37,680 It's too late now. I let this park go to shit. 128 00:06:39,182 --> 00:06:41,683 Sam will probably win this election for sure. 129 00:06:41,684 --> 00:06:43,685 What would you say if I told you 130 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:45,688 I can get you and Randy back together? 131 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,592 You know, we just get along together 132 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,594 and we work well together. 133 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:55,097 And we were together for... as a couple, 134 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:57,099 for a very short time. 135 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:59,301 And together we make a team. 136 00:06:59,302 --> 00:07:01,803 And when the team gets fucked, 137 00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:04,806 the park goes to shit. And it's too late. 138 00:07:04,807 --> 00:07:07,309 If the election's today, I'm gonna win against Sam? 139 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,311 Listen... 140 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:11,313 Lahey, you got any fucking mayonnaise? 141 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:14,816 Ricky, I'm trying to talk to Lahey out here, okay? 142 00:07:14,817 --> 00:07:16,818 Listen, I got a business proposal for you. 143 00:07:16,819 --> 00:07:18,820 I'm going to break up Lucy and Randy 144 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:20,322 and help you win that election. 145 00:07:20,323 --> 00:07:22,324 All I want in return is that shitty old Airstream trailer. 146 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:23,825 I've got a lease here. Six months. 147 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:25,827 You just got to sign right there. 148 00:07:25,828 --> 00:07:27,629 Initial right there. That trailer? 149 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:29,632 Yes. Just sign right there, Jim. 150 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:31,633 And you'll break Randy and Lucy up? 151 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:34,636 It won't be a problem. I want to see you win this election. 152 00:07:34,637 --> 00:07:37,039 You got to trust me on this one, Jim, okay? 153 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,840 Just stay off the booze. 154 00:07:38,841 --> 00:07:40,842 What do you say? 155 00:07:40,843 --> 00:07:42,845 You can do it. 156 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:52,058 Brilliant idea with this trailer. It's perfect. 157 00:07:52,059 --> 00:07:54,060 Can't wait to get this dope operation up and running. 158 00:07:54,061 --> 00:07:56,062 Compared to what I had before, it's gonna be way awesomer. 159 00:07:56,063 --> 00:07:58,064 I'm, uh, I'm Barbara Lahey, 160 00:07:58,065 --> 00:08:00,066 and I'm actually the trailer park owner. 161 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,569 Jim Lahey is my, uh... 162 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,572 my ex-husband, sad to say. 163 00:08:05,072 --> 00:08:07,574 But he's been looking after this trailer park for some time, 164 00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:10,577 and has been doing a reasonable job up until now, I think. 165 00:08:10,578 --> 00:08:11,879 Here you go, boys. 166 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:13,980 Home fucking made hot dogs. 167 00:08:13,981 --> 00:08:16,283 And there's plenty more of those where they came from. 168 00:08:16,284 --> 00:08:18,286 Just get those signs up for me like you promised. 169 00:08:18,786 --> 00:08:20,387 Oh, I got company. 170 00:08:20,388 --> 00:08:22,389 Get out of here. Okay. Get those signs up. 171 00:08:22,390 --> 00:08:24,892 Tell her to come right in, okay? 172 00:08:27,395 --> 00:08:29,396 Hi, come on in. Hi. 173 00:08:29,397 --> 00:08:31,398 - Watch your head. - Thank you. 174 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:34,901 Sam Losco? I'm Barbara Lahey, the park owner. 175 00:08:34,902 --> 00:08:36,903 It's a pleasure to meet you. Please, sit down. 176 00:08:36,904 --> 00:08:38,405 Thank you. 177 00:08:38,406 --> 00:08:40,407 Mrs. Lahey, I asked you to come here 178 00:08:40,408 --> 00:08:42,409 because I wanted an opportunity to meet you, 179 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:45,412 and I wanted you to know what Sam Losco was all about. 180 00:08:45,413 --> 00:08:46,913 - Right. - Mrs. Lahey, 181 00:08:46,914 --> 00:08:48,915 I love this trailer park and I want to make it 182 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:51,418 the best trailer park in the entire world. 183 00:08:51,419 --> 00:08:54,921 Oh, good. Well, I'm glad you are taking it seriously. 184 00:08:54,922 --> 00:08:57,424 - Absolutely. - I was very impressed. 185 00:08:57,425 --> 00:09:01,428 I thought he really had a certain amount of integrity 186 00:09:01,429 --> 00:09:03,430 and I think, you know, 187 00:09:03,431 --> 00:09:05,432 that that's what this trailer park needs. 188 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:07,334 Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lahey. 189 00:09:07,335 --> 00:09:08,836 And I look forward to working for you. 190 00:09:09,337 --> 00:09:10,838 Why don't you call me Barbara? 191 00:09:18,646 --> 00:09:21,147 - What are you guys doing? - We're helping Sam. 192 00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:24,651 Yeah, man. We're going to get a chance to screw Lahey over. 193 00:09:26,153 --> 00:09:29,155 You guys aren't doing well in the thinking department, are you? 194 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:31,157 Sam's a cave man and he's a dick. 195 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,159 And that makes you guys dicks cause you're promoting him. 196 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,662 He'll give us homemade hot dogs when we're finished putting the signs up. 197 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,664 I'm gonna give you some homemade fuck offs right now. 198 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,666 Get rid of these stupid signs, you dummies. 199 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,668 Damn, dude, he kind of seemed okay. 200 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:44,170 Trust me, Sam's not a good guy. I've got a history with him, okay? 201 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:47,674 You guys stay away from him. Can we still eat the hot dogs? 202 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:50,176 You guys are so stupid. Do you know that? 203 00:09:50,177 --> 00:09:52,679 - Sorry, dude. - Let's go. Smokes. 204 00:09:54,181 --> 00:09:56,683 - Let's go. Smokes. - You don't even smoke, Bubbles. 205 00:09:56,684 --> 00:10:00,186 - Gimme a smoke, hairdo! - I'm fucking starting to run out. 206 00:10:00,187 --> 00:10:01,888 Alright, listen up, everyone. 207 00:10:01,889 --> 00:10:03,890 We've got four hours to get this man re-elected. 208 00:10:03,891 --> 00:10:05,892 I need some ideas, I need them quick. 209 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,894 We could do some more signs and shit, dude. 210 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:09,896 We've been doing that all day. Yeah, we could do that. 211 00:10:09,897 --> 00:10:12,399 I'll just get my sledge hammer. Why don't you shut the fuck up 212 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,401 and let someone with a brain talk? Smokes, let's go. 213 00:10:14,402 --> 00:10:16,903 Corey, Trevor, take Mr. Lahey back up to his place 214 00:10:16,904 --> 00:10:19,306 and get him cleaned up. Make sure he looks good, alright? 215 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:20,807 You hear me, Trevor? Yeah, I heard you. 216 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:23,810 - What did I say? - Make sure that Mr. Lahey looks good. 217 00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:25,812 - Alright, get out of here. - Alright, dude. Later. 218 00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:27,614 Oh, I got an idea, man. 219 00:10:27,615 --> 00:10:29,616 People just need to hear that bald head motherfucker 220 00:10:29,617 --> 00:10:31,518 speak about the park and he's sure to win. 221 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,820 Everybody knows how much he loves the park, man. 222 00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:35,822 Tyrone's right. Get Mr. Lahey to make a speech, 223 00:10:35,823 --> 00:10:37,824 remind everybody how much he cares about the park. 224 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:39,826 If Lahey's gonna do a speech, 225 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:42,329 then Sam should do one too. Democratic. 226 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:45,231 Maybe get some media on this shit. Show them two m-fuckers 227 00:10:45,232 --> 00:10:47,233 on the hop box, m-fuckers in the park. 228 00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:48,735 Understand who's fronting. Know what I'm saying? 229 00:10:48,736 --> 00:10:50,937 What the fuck did you say? 230 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:52,539 We gotta get some videotape 231 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,040 on that Louis Delgrande looking motherfucker 232 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,543 and throw that bitch up on the Channel 7 news. You understand? 233 00:10:56,544 --> 00:10:58,545 There not going to do TV coverage on us in four hours. 234 00:10:58,546 --> 00:11:00,347 Julian, Channel 10 will. The local channel. 235 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:02,349 That's their job, local stuff. 236 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,351 Fuck, I know a bunch of guys who work at Channel 10. 237 00:11:04,352 --> 00:11:06,472 Used to buy dope off me. Do you think they'll do it? 238 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,355 Those guys will do anything for weed. I'm telling you. 239 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:10,457 Get on the phone with these Channel 10 guys. 240 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,459 See if they'll do it for one ounce of BC Hydro. 241 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,663 Check, one, two. Check, one two. 242 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,669 Must be in a rock band or something, are ya? 243 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:24,471 Know what I'm saying? Know what I'm saying? 244 00:11:24,472 --> 00:11:26,272 Damn, dude. Don't you have any clean clothes, man? 245 00:11:26,273 --> 00:11:28,274 This is nuts. No, I actually don't. 246 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,276 But I really appreciate this. 247 00:11:30,277 --> 00:11:32,278 Okay, you gotta go out to the clotheslines out back 248 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:34,280 or something and steal something off a line. 249 00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:36,282 And get something professional, make him look good. 250 00:11:36,283 --> 00:11:38,284 Cause he doesn't look good. And while you're there, 251 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:41,287 just run down to the LC and get me a little drink. Just a drink. 252 00:11:41,288 --> 00:11:43,289 Just one little drink for courage. 253 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,291 I'm going to get the clothes off the clothesline. 254 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,293 I'll clean him up. 255 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:49,796 You gotta look better than this. You gotta talk to people. 256 00:11:49,797 --> 00:11:52,298 - This is perfect. - Okay, that's got to go, too. 257 00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:54,301 That's ridiculous. And don't breathe on me. 258 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:03,309 Hey, Randy. 259 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,812 I gotta talk to you about something. Lucy here? 260 00:12:05,813 --> 00:12:08,815 No, she went to town to get her hair dyed. 261 00:12:08,816 --> 00:12:10,316 Come on in. 262 00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:12,519 Alright, listen up, Randy. I know this is going to hurt you 263 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,521 but I gotta be straight up with you 264 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:16,523 because we've known each other a long time 265 00:12:16,524 --> 00:12:18,525 and we're, kind of like, you know... 266 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:21,027 we've known each other a long time, alright? 267 00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:23,530 Lucy is only with you to make Ricky jealous. 268 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:25,532 Oh, that's not true. She says she loves me. 269 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,534 Listen... 270 00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,536 I was talking to Lahey today. 271 00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:32,038 He's a mess. This park's a mess. 272 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,040 He told me he can't do his job without you. 273 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,042 He needs you right now. He said that? 274 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:39,546 Yes, he did. Why don't you go down to this election today, 275 00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:42,048 make an appearance, show him some support? 276 00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:45,051 I can't. I've got to do the dishes, vacuum... 277 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:47,053 Randy, no. You've got to be there in person, okay? 278 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,055 Lahey's a mess. 279 00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:51,057 But Julian, I've got to do the kitty litter... 280 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:54,060 No, Randy, Randy, Randy... Lahey needs you, okay? 281 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,362 ♪ Green shirted white boy rolling around ♪ 282 00:12:56,363 --> 00:12:58,865 ♪ He rolling round the city he rolling round the town ♪ 283 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,868 ♪ He rolling on a bike with a banana seat ♪ 284 00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:03,370 ♪ He dissen' all the motherfuckers hosing meat ♪ 285 00:13:03,871 --> 00:13:06,373 ♪ He rolling on his bike he going to the store ♪ 286 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,136 - What's going on, Julian? - What's going on? 287 00:13:11,378 --> 00:13:12,979 Listen, boys, this is the deal. 288 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:15,482 I need some shrooms. What can you guys do for me? 289 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:18,485 We'll get you some shrooms. You know what I'm saying? 290 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,487 Wait, let me axe you something. 291 00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:22,490 How long you known the J-Roc and the Rock Pile? 292 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,991 J-Roc can get a m-fucker anything a m-fucker gonna ask for. 293 00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,993 Ain't that right, T? Anything. 294 00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:29,996 Alright, I need them within an hour. Can you guys do it? 295 00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:31,498 Aye, dog! 296 00:13:31,499 --> 00:13:32,999 This is important boys, alright? 297 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,501 Alright. 298 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,503 We come back in five minutes. 299 00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,505 What are we going to do with the other 55 minutes? 300 00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:40,667 That's how fucking hard the Rock Pile is, hard as fuck! 301 00:13:43,911 --> 00:13:47,113 - Hey, Julian. - Hey, where's Lahey at? 302 00:13:47,114 --> 00:13:49,616 Corey! 303 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:53,119 Check out Mr. Lahey. 304 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,622 - Did you idiots let him drink? - To Sunnyvale Trailer Park! 305 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:58,443 I just picked up a bottle when I went to take the clothes 306 00:13:58,626 --> 00:14:01,106 off the clothesline for the election. Jim, Jim, Jim, come on. 307 00:14:01,128 --> 00:14:02,629 I just need a couple for courage. 308 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:05,570 Jim, you've had enough, alright. This is important. Come on. 309 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,393 - It's for my nerves, Julian. - It's alright. 310 00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:09,136 Guys, get him in there and get some coffee into him. 311 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:12,138 Ten more years, Julian. Ten more years. 312 00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:15,642 Alright. He looks good, okay. Just sober him up. 313 00:14:24,952 --> 00:14:27,554 What are your thoughts on the incumbent in this election? 314 00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:30,056 On the what? 315 00:14:30,057 --> 00:14:31,558 The incumbent. 316 00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:33,560 What are you doing using your big school words? 317 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,562 Just use normal people words and I'll understand you. 318 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:38,064 What are your thoughts on the election here, at Sunnyvale? 319 00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:40,067 Well, Jim Lahey can be a real pain in the ass. 320 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,570 Everybody knows that about fucking Lahey, but uh... 321 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,571 He took care of this park for years. He loved this park. 322 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:47,472 But it's gone to rat shit now, you can see that for yourself. 323 00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:49,577 So we got to get rid of him. We need a change. 324 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,880 - Magic mushrooms? - Shhhh! 325 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:04,691 That's what you want for a trailer park supervisor? Look at him! 326 00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:07,393 - Jim, breathalyzer. - I only had 2 drinks, officer. 327 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:09,896 Let's go. Breathalyzer. Come on. 328 00:15:09,897 --> 00:15:11,398 Bottle kids! 329 00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:17,604 I got you now. There you go. There you go. Where you going now? 330 00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,807 Nowhere to run now, guys. 331 00:15:22,309 --> 00:15:23,810 Now tell me, people. 332 00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:27,314 Do you really want a drunken idiot for trailer park supervisor, 333 00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:29,416 or a man who produces results? 334 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,421 Now how long have you been trying to catch those bottle-smashing kids? 335 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,423 Too long! 336 00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:40,927 I'm not even elected yet and I already produced a result for you! 337 00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:43,931 Sam Losco, your next trailer park supervisor! 338 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,934 I'm your man! 339 00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:49,937 Sam! Sam! Sam! 340 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,242 We're fucked now, boys. 341 00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,173 Guys, just let him stay and make his speech and then take him away. 342 00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:03,175 It's not like he killed someone. He just had a couple of drinks. 343 00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:05,177 Big deal. He could've killed someone. 344 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,179 You know what we think about drinking and driving around here. 345 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,182 There's a pretty good chance you and the city could be sued over this 346 00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,184 if you take him away right now and ruin the election. 347 00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:14,186 Look at the money that's been spent around here. 348 00:16:14,187 --> 00:16:16,188 But I guess you guys got insurance for shit like that, 349 00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:18,190 lawsuits and everything, right guys? 350 00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:20,692 Come on, just a few minutes. That's all we're asking. 351 00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,694 Then you can take him away. 352 00:16:22,695 --> 00:16:24,696 It's probably easier than going to court, 353 00:16:24,697 --> 00:16:26,698 but it's up to you, I guess. 354 00:16:26,699 --> 00:16:29,201 He gets to make his speech. 355 00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:31,703 Take him. Bring him back when he's done. 356 00:16:31,704 --> 00:16:34,206 He's coming with us. Jake... 357 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:36,708 - That's all we're asking, guys. - Thanks, guys. 358 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:37,909 You wouldn't have an extra cigarette? 359 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,912 No, I don't have an extra cigarette. 360 00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:44,416 Alright, boys, here's your chance, alright? 361 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,418 You know what to do. 362 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:47,920 Hurry up. 363 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,666 Concentrate on your speech. This is important, alright? 364 00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,629 - Have you seen Randy around? - I was talking to him earlier. 365 00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,132 - He's not coming, is he? - Everything's going to be okay. 366 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:03,136 He's going to show up, alright? Keep it together, Jim. 367 00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:13,044 - What do you think you're doing? - Sorry man, it was an accident. 368 00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,046 Well there's no sense you guys pushing me. 369 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:17,048 It was my fault. 370 00:17:17,049 --> 00:17:19,051 I can't believe you want me to win. 371 00:17:21,053 --> 00:17:24,056 I don't trust either of you fuckers. 372 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:31,163 Thank you all for coming out today. Right now, 373 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,965 each of the candidates will address you, 374 00:17:33,966 --> 00:17:35,967 the residents of Sunnyvale. 375 00:17:35,968 --> 00:17:38,970 And right now, it gives me great pleasure to introduce 376 00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:40,972 the first speaker and the challenger: 377 00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:42,975 Mr. Sam Losco. 378 00:17:45,178 --> 00:17:47,179 Thank you, thank you. 379 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,181 And hello again, everyone. 380 00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:51,683 Good afternoon, everyone. I'm happy to be here. 381 00:17:51,684 --> 00:17:54,686 And I plan on making big changes in this trailer park. 382 00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:56,688 Now, my number one priority is to clean up 383 00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:59,691 the criminal activity in this park and those responsible for it. 384 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,693 And you know who I'm talking about. 385 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:03,695 Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick?! 386 00:18:03,696 --> 00:18:05,697 You're not even from this park. I'm just getting started, boy. 387 00:18:05,698 --> 00:18:07,699 You just wait. We'll see about that, you dick. 388 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,202 Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli... 389 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:12,704 people in this park 390 00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:15,007 and the police departure, we're... 391 00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:26,719 This is fucked up. 392 00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,826 I'll look at Ricky's ass after you t... 393 00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,829 No. You get that lawn mower... 394 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,332 You're on fucking drugs! 395 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,435 Sam's on drugs, everybody. 396 00:18:43,436 --> 00:18:46,438 Nobody can understand what you're saying! 397 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,440 No... 398 00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:50,442 - Hey, Sam, knock-knock! - Who's there? 399 00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:53,445 Get the fuck off the stage, you idiot! 400 00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:55,347 I gotta go. 401 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:57,950 That was a great fucking speech Sam. Whoo! 402 00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,555 Test. 403 00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:06,057 Test. 404 00:19:06,058 --> 00:19:07,859 Test. 405 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,363 Get off the stage, you drunk bastard! 406 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:25,977 Who in this park... 407 00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:29,981 or even who in the whole world doesn't have problems? 408 00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:35,086 Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while 409 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:37,088 and maybe even winds up passed out 410 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:40,191 in their own driveway pissing themselves. Huh? 411 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:42,594 I mean, seriously... 412 00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,596 Who doesn't have a little puff 413 00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,299 from time to time? 414 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,801 Or who doesn't have problems 415 00:19:49,802 --> 00:19:51,303 with the people they love, 416 00:19:51,804 --> 00:19:53,905 hey, Randy? 417 00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,608 Everybody? 418 00:19:56,609 --> 00:20:00,312 And I apologize for my neglect of the things 419 00:20:00,313 --> 00:20:02,815 that are most important to me. 420 00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:05,317 I'm sorry. 421 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,221 I'm sorry. 422 00:20:10,222 --> 00:20:12,224 Cause this park... 423 00:20:13,726 --> 00:20:15,727 it's the most important thing in my life 424 00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:18,229 and it always will be and so will all of you. 425 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:22,234 Cause this is our home! This is our community! 426 00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:25,737 I am Jim Lahey 427 00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:29,241 and I am your trailer park supervisor. 428 00:20:32,244 --> 00:20:35,747 Thanks for coming... 429 00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:37,248 Randy... 430 00:20:37,249 --> 00:20:38,750 Everybody. 431 00:20:44,631 --> 00:20:46,532 Just give me one more second. 432 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,035 Randy! 433 00:20:49,536 --> 00:20:52,038 - Great speech, Mr. Lahey. - Thanks, Randy. 434 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,041 Listen, uh... 435 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,043 I missed you. 436 00:20:57,544 --> 00:20:59,546 And I've been thinking that uh... 437 00:21:00,046 --> 00:21:02,548 if you'll come back and work with me, 438 00:21:03,049 --> 00:21:05,551 I'll promote you to weekend trailer park supervisor. 439 00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:07,553 Weekend park supervisor? 440 00:21:08,054 --> 00:21:09,055 Yeah. 441 00:21:09,556 --> 00:21:11,057 What about you and Lucy? 442 00:21:11,558 --> 00:21:14,060 As of this second, Mr. Lahey, Lucy and I are through. 443 00:21:16,062 --> 00:21:18,064 Look, I gotta go and deal 444 00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:20,126 with this drinking and driving bullshit. 445 00:21:20,567 --> 00:21:22,068 Until I get back, 446 00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:24,070 I want you to supervise this park. 447 00:21:24,571 --> 00:21:26,572 Supervise the park? 448 00:21:26,573 --> 00:21:28,574 You can do it, Randy. 449 00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:30,075 Okay, Mr. Lahey. 450 00:21:30,076 --> 00:21:32,077 Come on, Jim, let's go. 451 00:21:32,078 --> 00:21:34,480 I'm Steve Rodgers, Channel 10 news. 452 00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:38,884 Here are the results of the Sunnyvale Trailer Park election. 453 00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:42,087 The winner of the election for trailer park supervisor is Jim Lahey. 454 00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:44,089 - Whoo! - Right on! 455 00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:46,091 Good job, you guys. 456 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:48,094 We did it!