1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:16,499 Fuck! 2 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:21,804 I was just on my way to get Ricky and Julian. 3 00:00:21,805 --> 00:00:23,807 They're getting out of jail today. 4 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:30,312 Jesus, I hope I don't get pulled over. 5 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:33,315 No license, registration, insurance. 6 00:00:33,316 --> 00:00:34,716 Not a fucking thing. 7 00:00:34,717 --> 00:00:37,219 Wake-up call, Delta, Charley blocks. 8 00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:40,723 Pick up, Gate 2. 9 00:00:42,926 --> 00:00:44,427 Yeah! 10 00:00:45,929 --> 00:00:47,930 - Bubbles! - We're out of jail. 11 00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:50,132 How's it going, buddy? 12 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,134 - Ricky. - Fuck, it's good to see you, man. 13 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,136 Oh, you too. 14 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,138 How come you guys got your suits on? 15 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,140 Remember, we got busted at the wedding. 16 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,142 We didn't have any other clothes to put on, for fuck's sakes. 17 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,144 Well, you look good. First day out of jail. 18 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,646 Look who I brought. How's it going, boys? 19 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,149 Good to see you. So, what's the plan, boys? 20 00:01:59,102 --> 00:02:01,203 Bubbles, listen to this. Ricky and I, 21 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,205 we're sick of going back and forth to jail. 22 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,207 Jail is bullshit, man. You can't even smoke in there. 23 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,209 The dope sucks. It's fucked. 24 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,710 I hate it when you guys are in jail. 25 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,712 Yeah, no kidding. So do we. 26 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:13,215 I've got a plan, alright? It's called Freedom 35. 27 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,218 What's a Freedom 35? 28 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,220 You're not going to believe this. It's perfect. 29 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,222 Julian's got these guards on the inside, 30 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,224 they're going to smuggle in a bunch of dope that we grow, 31 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,226 sell it for big money in there, and then we can retire 32 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,228 and never have to break the law again. It's perfect. It's easy. 33 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,230 All we have to do is get some equipment and grow dope. 34 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,232 And where do you get the money for the equipment? 35 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,733 Here it comes. 36 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,735 I've thought of this one, Bubbles. It's perfect. 37 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,737 We're going to go to the shopping mall right now, 38 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,240 steal 20 or 30 car stereos, sell them to J-Roc. 39 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,242 That should give us enough money to start up this business. 40 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,244 It's not a problem. No big deal. 41 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,746 Julian, I picked you up at jail ten minutes ago. 42 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:48,250 And now you are telling me we're going to steal car stereos. 43 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,751 But in order to stop breaking the law, 44 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,753 we gotta break the law just for a couple of minutes, 45 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,255 and then we'll be done. We'll retire. 46 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,957 I don't know, boys. 47 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:57,459 I don't want you guys to go back to jail already. 48 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:59,962 - You see? - Guys, I've got this all figured out. 49 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:01,964 It's going to work like a charm. Don't worry about it. 50 00:03:01,965 --> 00:03:03,966 Ricky, what did we agree to in jail? 51 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:06,468 About me budgeting my cigarettes. 52 00:03:06,469 --> 00:03:09,471 No, the other thing. "Julian's thinking is..." 53 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,473 Julian's thinking is clearer than Ricky's. 54 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:12,975 Exactly. 55 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:17,579 Well, Ricky and Julian, I know they got to steal 56 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,582 some car stereos and what not to get back on their feet, 57 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:23,986 but I don't want to have any fucking part of that. 58 00:03:23,987 --> 00:03:25,989 I got my own business at the mall. 59 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:27,589 This is a good cart, 60 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:29,591 even though there's no fucking wheels on it. 61 00:03:29,592 --> 00:03:32,094 I got wheels at home that will fit right on her. 62 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,102 It's a fucking gold mine down there. 63 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:42,105 Come back for those cocksuckers later. 64 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:54,217 Hey, hey, hey! What the hell are you guys doing?! 65 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:58,020 - Ricky? - What does it look like we're doing? 66 00:03:58,221 --> 00:03:59,821 It looks like you're doing something you shouldn't be doing. 67 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,824 Actually, we're doin' something we should be doing, alright? 68 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:05,427 - Hey, I'm the mall manager. - I know who you are, pal, 69 00:04:05,428 --> 00:04:07,430 and you got a real problem with mall security. 70 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,531 This is the seven stereos I've lost in this mall now, 71 00:04:09,532 --> 00:04:11,533 because people are breaking in, 72 00:04:11,534 --> 00:04:14,036 cause you're not doing your fucking job. 73 00:04:14,037 --> 00:04:16,038 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, guys. 74 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:18,540 Jesus, I didn't... I really didn't mean to accuse you, 75 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,542 it's just, I'm a little stressed out, okay? 76 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:22,544 I've got kids in there throwing subs at me. 77 00:04:22,545 --> 00:04:24,546 I've got my boss on the walkie-talkie all the time 78 00:04:24,547 --> 00:04:26,048 going, "Gary, we need more carts." 79 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:28,050 "Gary, there's somebody masturbating in the food court." 80 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:30,052 "Gary, can you go clean the fucking bathrooms again?" 81 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:31,553 I mean, I don't know where to fucking turn... 82 00:04:31,554 --> 00:04:33,055 Listen, pal, take a deep breath here, man. 83 00:04:33,056 --> 00:04:36,058 Everybody makes mistakes. It's cool. 84 00:04:36,059 --> 00:04:38,060 I'm really sorry. I just quit smoking. 85 00:04:38,061 --> 00:04:40,062 It's starting to get to me. We understand. 86 00:04:40,063 --> 00:04:42,064 I'm just so fucking short-staffed. 87 00:04:42,065 --> 00:04:44,066 I'm not going to put a complaint on to the mall this time, 88 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,068 but, man, you gotta get your shit together. 89 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:48,570 You think two guys in suits are going to be stealing stereos? 90 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:50,572 It's not us, it's some other dickheads. 91 00:04:50,573 --> 00:04:52,574 I know. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm really sorry, okay? 92 00:04:52,575 --> 00:04:55,077 I'm just going to get a smoke there from you, okay, pal? 93 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:58,580 Listen, I'm sorry, guys, really I am. We'll see ya. 94 00:04:58,581 --> 00:05:00,182 Nice work, man. 95 00:05:00,683 --> 00:05:02,785 I got lucky there, buddy. 96 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:07,489 Come on, Bubbles, let's go! We're going to my trailer park. 97 00:05:13,996 --> 00:05:15,998 Jesus Christ! 98 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,407 Bubbles, what happened to my trailer park, man? 99 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,909 Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here. 100 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,912 Well, it's just... Bottle-Kids! 101 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:33,515 Hey! 102 00:05:33,516 --> 00:05:36,018 You little dicks! I just got this car out of storage! 103 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,425 So what's up with Lahey? 104 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,127 He's been drinking like a fucking fish. 105 00:05:45,128 --> 00:05:48,130 Everybody wants him fired cause he let the park go all to shit. 106 00:05:48,131 --> 00:05:50,632 It's about time to get rid of that fucking dick anyway. 107 00:05:50,633 --> 00:05:53,135 I hate that guy. Losing Lahey is not a good thing. 108 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:55,137 I can control Lahey. 109 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:57,139 If we have to deal with another trailer-park supervisor, 110 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:59,141 it's not going to be good. Take me to J-Roc's. 111 00:05:59,142 --> 00:06:01,143 Fuck J-Roc, Julian. I want to go see Lucy and Trinity. 112 00:06:01,144 --> 00:06:03,145 I haven't seen them in fourteen months, man. 113 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:05,647 That's my family. We're going to JRoc's first. 114 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:09,151 Hey, Julian, maybe Ricky should go see Ray first. 115 00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:11,653 What are you talking about, Bubbles? 116 00:06:11,654 --> 00:06:13,155 What's going on here? 117 00:06:13,156 --> 00:06:15,157 Just, there's some stuff that's kind of different now 118 00:06:15,158 --> 00:06:17,159 and... just fucking go see Ray. 119 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,861 - Hey, Dad! - Ricky! 120 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:21,863 - How's it going? - My God, he's out of jail. 121 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,865 - You're out of your chair. - I'm out of my chair. 122 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:25,367 I feel great. Great to see you, man. 123 00:06:25,368 --> 00:06:27,369 - Hey, Ricky, welcome back. - What are you doing here? 124 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,871 I'm crashing with Ray for a bit. Me and Lucy got in a fight. 125 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:31,873 How are you doing anyway? Good. Is Lucy alright? 126 00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:33,975 After all the shit went down at the wedding, 127 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,978 she blamed it all on you, said she didn't want to see you anymore. 128 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,480 Wasn't my fault, it was the cops' fault. 129 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,981 They ruined the wedding, not me. 130 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,983 That's what I told her, but you know Lucy. 131 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,985 I can't believe she's still pissed off over that bullshit. 132 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,987 She's still pretty pissed off about that, Ricky. 133 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,489 Dad, what the fuck is going on? 134 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,491 Are Lucy and Trinity okay or what? 135 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,493 I haven't seen Trinity for quite a while, but... 136 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,495 - I'm sure Trinity's fine. - Yeah, she's fine. 137 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,497 Just go lie down on the couch or something, take it easy. 138 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,999 I'm not gonna chill out now. I made this birdhouse for them. 139 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,001 I want to go see my family. I've been waiting 14 months. 140 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:03,004 I'm going over there right now and find out what's going on. 141 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,005 It's the blue and white trailer on Hemlock Street. 142 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,507 She moved? 143 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,209 You know, I can't just wait around for him, 144 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:09,211 getting in and out of jail all the time. 145 00:07:09,212 --> 00:07:11,713 I've got, like, a life I'm trying to pull together, 146 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:14,216 so I can be a good parent and a good person. 147 00:07:14,717 --> 00:07:16,719 Get out of there. 148 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:20,922 - Stop right there, Ricky. - What the fuck are you doing here? 149 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,924 Don't step one foot on this property. 150 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:25,427 Get your fucking hands off me. Isn't this Lucy's trailer, you dick? 151 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:27,430 What the fuck are you doing? 152 00:07:31,934 --> 00:07:34,436 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 153 00:07:34,437 --> 00:07:36,438 Did you steal my fucking wife, asshole? 154 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:38,940 I wouldn't call it stealing, Ricky. You were in jail, fucked up. 155 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,942 Are you fucking living here with Lucy? 156 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:43,445 Lucy, what's going on here? And where the hell is Trinity? 157 00:07:43,446 --> 00:07:45,447 She's at my mum's house while I get my shit together. 158 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:46,948 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah. 159 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:49,451 I was in jail and all I did was think about you guys. 160 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:50,952 I made you guys a fucking birdhouse. 161 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:52,955 I guess I was the only one thinking about us. 162 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,958 You are banging Randy? 163 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,461 That is fucked. I am not banging him. 164 00:07:59,462 --> 00:08:01,463 I am in love with him, okay? 165 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:03,465 And I can't tell you how much happier I am 166 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:05,467 being with a real man who has a job and who does 167 00:08:05,468 --> 00:08:07,469 a little more with his life than grow dope and live in a car. 168 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:09,471 What are you talking about, love? Look at the way he dresses! 169 00:08:09,472 --> 00:08:11,473 He's a fucking assistant trailer-park supervisor. 170 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:13,475 - I'm not the assistant anymore. - Don't fucking touch me! 171 00:08:13,476 --> 00:08:15,477 Ricky, back off! I don't work for Lahey. 172 00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:17,479 Leave, you're trespassing. You don't even have a fucking job? 173 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,481 Lucy, come on, he doesn't even have a job! 174 00:08:19,482 --> 00:08:21,483 Hit the road, Ricky! 175 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,486 This isn't fucking over, asshole. 176 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,488 You make me fucking sick. 177 00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:28,929 Go get your own girlfriend instead of stealing other people's. 178 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:38,199 Hey, ravine! 179 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,201 I'll fucking ravine you, you little bastards! 180 00:08:40,202 --> 00:08:41,703 Fuck off! 181 00:08:49,665 --> 00:08:52,166 You talking about, these are car stereos? 182 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:55,169 These is cassette decks, motherfuckers. 183 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:56,671 This one ain't even a cassette deck, 184 00:08:56,672 --> 00:08:58,673 it's a C m-fucking B! 185 00:08:58,674 --> 00:08:59,974 You're my brother, right? 186 00:08:59,975 --> 00:09:02,877 I'm gonna hook you up with, all's I can do, 50 percent. 187 00:09:02,878 --> 00:09:04,879 Fifty percent? That's the best you can do. 188 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,380 Sorry, Dog. 189 00:09:06,381 --> 00:09:08,382 Man, look, you're talking to me here. Fifty percent. 190 00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:09,384 T? 191 00:09:09,885 --> 00:09:11,385 These car stereos ain't worth shit, man. 192 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:13,888 We're in the remarketing car alarm systems... 193 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:15,389 everything else. You name it. 194 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,692 That's right. Check this shit out, boy. 195 00:09:17,693 --> 00:09:19,694 You know what I'm saying. 196 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:21,696 You know what I'm saying. 197 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:24,198 Me and T know that when y'all was up in Oz, 198 00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:26,701 you lost your honey wagon and shit. 199 00:09:26,702 --> 00:09:28,202 J-Roc, what are you doing, man? 200 00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:31,205 We can hook you up with this, man, for $150 a month. 201 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:32,707 $150 a month? 202 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:34,209 You know what I'm saying? 203 00:09:35,711 --> 00:09:39,213 Alright. How about 25 grams of weed a month, 204 00:09:39,214 --> 00:09:41,216 payments starting at the end of next month? 205 00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:46,321 - Sounds good. - Aye. 206 00:09:46,822 --> 00:09:48,322 - Sounds good? - Aye. 207 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:51,325 Now as for them car stereos, here's how it's going to go down, 208 00:09:51,326 --> 00:09:53,327 you know what I'm saying? I'll get them punk-ass bitches, 209 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:55,329 Cory and Trevor, roll by your crib once I roll out 210 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,331 and get the hydro gear with my ma-fucking crew. 211 00:09:57,332 --> 00:09:59,333 Dog, I wish there was some other shit I could do 212 00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:01,335 but the shit's been too tight, you understand. 213 00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:03,337 J-Roc, rewind here for a minute. 214 00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,339 What are you talking about? T? 215 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,341 I missed it, man. 216 00:10:07,342 --> 00:10:09,343 He just said Cory and Trevor is going to swing by 217 00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:11,345 and drop off the hydro gear, 218 00:10:11,346 --> 00:10:13,848 and business hasn't been that great. That's right! 219 00:10:15,651 --> 00:10:17,652 What's up, dude? How you doing, Jules? 220 00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:19,654 - Hey, boys. - Hey, man. How you doing? 221 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:21,656 - What's up? - Not much, man. Welcome home. 222 00:10:21,657 --> 00:10:23,658 What are you doing with this hydroponic shit? 223 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:25,660 Are you growing dope with it? 224 00:10:25,661 --> 00:10:27,662 'Cause if you are, man, I'll totally help you out. 225 00:10:27,663 --> 00:10:29,664 - We can help you grow dope. - Yeah, man. We can, you know... 226 00:10:29,665 --> 00:10:31,666 Let me get something straight, okay? 227 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,668 I'm not growing dope. 228 00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:35,670 You guys know nothing about this dope-growing equipment. 229 00:10:35,671 --> 00:10:37,672 Do you understand me? That's cool. 230 00:10:37,673 --> 00:10:39,674 Do you understand me, Trevor? 231 00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:41,676 Ricky! 232 00:10:41,677 --> 00:10:43,477 Rick, man what's up this time? 233 00:10:43,478 --> 00:10:45,479 Julian, I got a major situation 234 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,481 I gotta deal with, man. 235 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,483 Smokes, let's go. 236 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,485 Hey, man. It's good to see you, man. 237 00:10:51,486 --> 00:10:53,487 Hey, whatever. Knock-knock, boys. Who's there? 238 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:55,990 Get the fuck out of here. I gotta talk to Julian. It's important. 239 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:58,492 - Nice to see you too, Ricky. - Boys, it's nice to see you, 240 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,494 but I gotta talk to Julian. Get the fuck out of here. 241 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:01,996 What's going on? 242 00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:04,498 - Lucy is living with Randy. - What? 243 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,500 Yeah. I don't know what the fuck happened, 244 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,503 but I'm fucked man. I gotta get her back. 245 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,505 So there's something I gotta tell you, 246 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:15,009 and I know you're gonna freak out, but just hear me out. 247 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:17,011 I can't grow dope with you anymore. 248 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:19,513 - What are you talking about? - I can't. I'm going straight. 249 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:22,516 I gotta get a real family-man kind of job and try to win Lucy back. 250 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,018 You're going to get a real family job. Okay. 251 00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:26,520 What are you going to do, get a job at the mall or something, Ricky? 252 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:28,422 Actually, that's not a bad idea. 253 00:11:28,423 --> 00:11:30,424 That guy said he was short-staffed. 254 00:11:30,425 --> 00:11:32,927 Listen, Ricky, you get Lucy out of your mind, alright? 255 00:11:32,928 --> 00:11:34,929 It would be a big mistake trying to get her back. 256 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:38,433 Do you understand me? Don't be so fucking stupid. 257 00:11:40,936 --> 00:11:42,436 Fuck you, Julian. 258 00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:44,438 I should have known you wouldn't understand. 259 00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,440 I thought you would, but you obviously don't understand. 260 00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:48,442 No, you don't understand, Ricky. 261 00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:51,445 I'm done, man. I'm out. Grow your own dope, alright? 262 00:11:51,446 --> 00:11:53,447 Fuck Freedom 35. It's fucking stupid anyway. 263 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:56,450 Why don't you just think about what you're talking about here, Ricky? 264 00:11:56,451 --> 00:11:58,452 What the fuck are you looking at? Don't fucking stare at me. 265 00:11:58,453 --> 00:12:01,956 - Leave my cat alone. - Don't fucking stare at me. 266 00:12:01,957 --> 00:12:03,858 So I guess I gotta stop growing dope. 267 00:12:03,859 --> 00:12:05,861 Get a fucking job. 268 00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:10,364 Okay, do you know what your job is? 269 00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:13,868 Your job is to go around the parking lot collecting carts 270 00:12:13,869 --> 00:12:15,870 and taking them back to the cart corral. 271 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,872 Collecting carts? I thought it was security work. 272 00:12:17,873 --> 00:12:19,874 Come here, will you? Do you want the job or don't you? 273 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,377 Now look. Come down here and look at this. 274 00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:25,881 Fuck! 275 00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:29,383 You see the stuff down here. You see this? 276 00:12:29,384 --> 00:12:31,385 Okay, somebody is stealing carts. 277 00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:33,387 I'm losing 25 a week to a thief. 278 00:12:33,388 --> 00:12:35,389 Now I cannot have a thief come on to my mall 279 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,391 and take merchandise away. 280 00:12:37,392 --> 00:12:39,393 Now your job... you've got two of them, right? 281 00:12:39,394 --> 00:12:42,396 Collect the carts and take them back up to the cart corral. 282 00:12:42,397 --> 00:12:45,900 The second job is, stop people from stealing them. 283 00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:48,502 : Ricky, food court. 284 00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:51,505 Terry, I am on fucking carts, I'm not on the food court. 285 00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:54,008 Well, you are here at the mall, aren't you? 286 00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:58,012 Things going down here. We need you right away. 287 00:12:58,013 --> 00:13:00,014 Terry, I can't fucking do that right now. 288 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:02,016 I'm on carts, alright? Fuck off. 289 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:04,018 It's a tough business, hauling shopping carts, 290 00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:06,020 but it's got to be done and basically, it's the first job 291 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:08,022 I've ever had that's not against the law 292 00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:10,024 and I'm going to do a good job. 293 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:12,026 They are telling me, "Don't let people steal the carts." 294 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:14,028 That's what I'm going to do. How hard can that be? 295 00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:17,731 People don't realize how much fucking money there are in carts. 296 00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:19,733 I take these home and fix them, 297 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:22,736 sell them back to a different mall for eighteen bucks. 298 00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:24,738 I got the two malls playing off each other. 299 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,740 That's how I make my living. 300 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:29,243 It's not even really stealing, if you ask me, 301 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:31,745 because most of the money I make here, 302 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,247 I spend it back there anyway 303 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,249 on fucking cat food and stuff like that. So... 304 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,752 If somebody's here... 305 00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:41,356 and hand on the cart like this and... Whoopsie! 306 00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,360 Down she goes and... Bubbles? 307 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:48,363 Then somebody comes and picks her up later. 308 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:51,866 Bubbles, what are you doing? 309 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:54,368 You can't be touching the carts like this. 310 00:13:54,369 --> 00:13:56,370 What do you care if I'm touching the carts, Ricky? 311 00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,873 Cause I'm working at the mall now as a security guard. 312 00:13:58,874 --> 00:14:00,374 Can't you see what I'm wearing here? 313 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,376 No way. You in charge of the fucking carts? 314 00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:04,879 Yeah, I am and you can't take them, alright? 315 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,583 He just waltzes in there and becomes the King of the Carts. 316 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:12,086 What the fuck does he think I'm supposed to do? 317 00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:15,089 Go down to "EI"? "Hi, there!" 318 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,591 "Yeah, I haul shopping carts out of ponds 319 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,593 and sell them back to the store for a living. 320 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,595 I've been doing it for eighteen years. 321 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,598 So give me a fucking cheque, please." 322 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,603 That's not gonna fucking happen. I haven't been paying in to UI... 323 00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:32,606 EI... whatever the fuck they call it these days. 324 00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:34,608 You want to see something fucked? Down over here, 325 00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:37,111 people are so stupid, they don't even know 326 00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:39,113 how to use a cart corral. Come check this shit out. 327 00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:41,115 This is what I have to fucking deal with in this stupid job. 328 00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:43,618 Look at this shit. 329 00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,620 Bubbles, what the fuck are you doing? 330 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,123 These carts are public domain, Ricky. 331 00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:51,125 What's that? No, man. 332 00:14:51,126 --> 00:14:53,228 Bubbles, get back here, you dick! 333 00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:56,731 Fuck! Hey, Ricky. 334 00:14:57,232 --> 00:14:58,733 How's the new job going, buddy? 335 00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:00,735 Go fuck yourself, Julian! 336 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:03,237 Oh, that's nice. I need your help, buddy. 337 00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:05,740 Listen to me for a second. I got ten dope clones. 338 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,001 I don't give a fuck about your dope clones. 339 00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:09,244 I got a job, man. 340 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:11,745 I'm trying to get back together with Lucy, you dick. 341 00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:15,649 Ricky, fuck this stupid shopping cart bullshit, man. 342 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,752 Lucy is not coming back with you. 343 00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:19,853 You gotta deal with it, man. 344 00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,855 I'll help you out, alright? 345 00:15:21,856 --> 00:15:23,857 Yeah, how are you going to do that, Julian? 346 00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:25,659 What are you doing?! 347 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,661 Can you use a cart corral, for God's sakes?! 348 00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,664 Nice! Real nice! 349 00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:36,170 Fuck! 350 00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:39,173 Rick, come grow some dope with me, man. 351 00:15:39,174 --> 00:15:41,175 Come on. 352 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:43,177 Julian, I wouldn't grow dope with you 353 00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:45,179 if you had the last fucking dope plants on earth. 354 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,581 Now get the hell away from me and let me do my job here. 355 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:50,484 Ricky, this is Gary. 356 00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,987 We are missing seven carts. Seven carts, Ricky. 357 00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:54,989 Copy that, Gary. Don't worry about the carts. 358 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:56,991 I'll get them back. I have a good idea where they are going. 359 00:15:56,992 --> 00:15:58,993 You better get the carts cause if you don't, 360 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:01,495 I'm deducting ten bucks off your pay for every cart that goes missing, 361 00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:03,498 as of right now! Copy that. 362 00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:05,599 All right, boys, pay attention. 363 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,601 We gotta get Ricky fired immediately. 364 00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,603 So this is what I want you to do. 365 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,605 Steal a car stereo and hide it in his trunk. 366 00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,607 - No way. - We gotta get him fired? 367 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:16,110 No, no, no, listen. Repeat after me. 368 00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:18,613 "We're gonna steal a car stereo..." 369 00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:23,117 We're gonna steal a car stereo... 370 00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:25,119 "And hide it in Ricky's trunk." 371 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,620 And hide it in Ricky's trunk. 372 00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:27,621 Very good! 373 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:30,124 Gary, Gary, Gary. Listen up, man. 374 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:33,127 I got some bad news to tell ya. 375 00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,329 Ricky's out in the car parking lot stealing car stereos. 376 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,131 [( He sighs.] 377 00:16:37,132 --> 00:16:38,632 - Great. - I know. 378 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,634 I saw him putting one in the trunk. 379 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:42,636 Thanks, man. I gotta go call the cops. 380 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:44,638 No, Gary, don't do that. Don't embarrass yourself, buddy. 381 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:46,640 Like, come on. You guys have the same training as cops, 382 00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:48,642 you're almost like a cop, aren't you? 383 00:16:48,643 --> 00:16:51,145 Yeah, we do have the same training as police officers. 384 00:16:51,146 --> 00:16:53,147 Well, you should probably deal with this one yourself. 385 00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:55,149 That's what I'd do. That's a good idea. 386 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,151 Gary, come quick! 387 00:16:57,152 --> 00:17:00,154 I need some fucking backup here! Bubbles' stealing the carts! 388 00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:01,956 Gary, get some fucking backup out here, quick! 389 00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:06,361 - Ricky?! - What are you dicks doing here? 390 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,362 Julian, what the fuck are you doing here? 391 00:17:08,363 --> 00:17:09,863 What are you doing here? 392 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,366 Ricky, is this the cart thief? 393 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,769 This guy right here? 394 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,475 Go ahead then, Ricky, 395 00:17:21,476 --> 00:17:23,477 you might as well tell them who the big fucking cart thief is. 396 00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:25,980 Go ahead, Ricky, do your job. 397 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,983 This guy's just drunk. He's not really causing any problems. 398 00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:31,985 It's those two guys right there stealing the carts. 399 00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:33,487 - Get 'em! - I didn't do shit! 400 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:35,490 No, I didn't do shit. 401 00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:39,494 No... No! 402 00:17:40,495 --> 00:17:42,497 I can't see. Ricky? 403 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,800 Ricky... 404 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:49,303 I want to look in your trunk. 405 00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:50,904 Why? 406 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:52,906 Because I need to look in your trunk, Ricky. 407 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:56,410 Just go open it. Yeah, it's no big deal. 408 00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,915 - What's this? - I don't fucking know! 409 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,917 What do you mean, you don't now? What is it? 410 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,920 Someone must have planted it there. I didn't take that. 411 00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:09,423 Oh yeah, the car stereo fairy godmother, right Ricky? 412 00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:11,425 What the hell is this?! 413 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:13,927 You know, I should just call the cops right now, 414 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:16,430 but I'm not going to, okay? But you're fired, Ricky. 415 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:17,931 Give me your walkie. I'm fired? 416 00:18:17,932 --> 00:18:19,933 - You're fired. - I'm not fucking fired. I quit! 417 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,935 You're a fucking dick, you know that? 418 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,937 You just blew my chance to get back together with Lucy 419 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,939 and try to make a decent fucking living, asshole! 420 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,942 Give me the walkie, Ricky. 421 00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:32,647 Get the fuck out of here! 422 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,868 Get the fuck out of here! 423 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:55,374 Oh! Nice mall cop uniform, Ricky! 424 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,376 Don't even fucking start with me today, Lahey. 425 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:58,877 I'm not in the mood. 426 00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:00,379 I beg your pardon. 427 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,381 I was only a real cop. 428 00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:05,384 I was never an important mall cop like you, Ricky. 429 00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:07,886 - Knock-knock! - Who's there, Rick? 430 00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:09,888 - Somebody. - Somebody who? 431 00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:12,391 Somebody whose ex-wife owns the fucking trailer park 432 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:14,893 is the only reason you got the job as trailer park supervisor. 433 00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:16,895 You got fired from the police force cause you fucked up big time, 434 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,897 but we're not going to talk about that, are we? 435 00:19:18,898 --> 00:19:21,900 And you'll get fired from this job cause you're a drunk fucking idiot 436 00:19:21,901 --> 00:19:23,902 who can't even run the trailer park. 437 00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:26,405 You're drunk right now, I can smell the fucking liquor on you from here. 438 00:19:26,406 --> 00:19:28,407 Go away for eighteen months to jail 439 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,409 and everything goes to fucking shit doesn't it, Lahey? 440 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,411 Like your little buddy, with his fucking no shirt, 441 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:34,813 moving in with my girlfriend and ruining my whole fucking life. 442 00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:37,315 Now there's fucking shit everywhere in this fucking trailer park. 443 00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:39,318 Fucking idiot! 444 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,627 This cart is fucked. 445 00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:51,130 One good fucking wheel, that's it. 446 00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:11,524 Hey, Bubbles. 447 00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,025 Hey, Ricky. 448 00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:15,027 - How's it going? - Pretty good. 449 00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:17,530 Thanks for not ratting me out today. 450 00:20:17,531 --> 00:20:20,032 I'm sorry about that today, man, I was fucked up. 451 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,534 It's okay. 452 00:20:21,535 --> 00:20:23,537 Got your bubble machine working, huh? 453 00:20:24,037 --> 00:20:26,639 Yeah, had to put a new fucking part in her. 454 00:20:32,245 --> 00:20:34,246 Do you want a drink or something? 455 00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:35,748 No. 456 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,251 So what do we have here? 457 00:20:39,252 --> 00:20:41,253 Where did you get this shit? 458 00:20:41,254 --> 00:20:43,756 - J-Roc. - J-Roc, huh? 459 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,261 So, I'm pretty stupid, aren't I, Julian? 460 00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,263 You're smart and I'm stupid. 461 00:20:51,264 --> 00:20:53,766 That's what everyone around the park thinks, according to you. 462 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,768 You're the big smart guy and I'm the big stupid guy. 463 00:20:55,769 --> 00:20:57,770 So, are these male or female? I don't know. 464 00:20:57,771 --> 00:21:00,272 What's the difference? About four extra weeks work. 465 00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:02,274 That's what the difference is. 466 00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:04,276 You bought the wrong clones. You made a big mistake. 467 00:21:04,277 --> 00:21:06,779 Now you got a big fucking waste of time on your hands. 468 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,781 How does that feel, buddy? 469 00:21:08,782 --> 00:21:10,783 Listen, Ricky, I make mistakes too, you know. 470 00:21:10,784 --> 00:21:13,786 I don't know anything about this fucking hydroponic shit, man. 471 00:21:13,787 --> 00:21:15,788 I feel stupid. 472 00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:18,290 Now you know what I feel like all the time. 473 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:22,194 Well, can you do anything with this mess or what? 474 00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:23,996 Did I totally fuck this all up? 475 00:21:23,997 --> 00:21:25,998 I don't know, man. 476 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:28,000 Hopefully, you got a couple of female plants here 477 00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:30,503 and maybe we can clone them or do something with them. 478 00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:32,505 It looks pretty fucked up, though. 479 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:34,507 I broke the stem on this one, here. 480 00:21:34,508 --> 00:21:36,008 Well, that's no good. 481 00:21:36,009 --> 00:21:38,010 You may as well throw that the fuck away. 482 00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:40,513 Can I still have a drink? 483 00:21:40,514 --> 00:21:43,015 This one here isn't too bad. 484 00:21:43,016 --> 00:21:45,018 This one here, I don't know. 485 00:21:50,524 --> 00:21:53,225 I'll get some clones tomorrow and try to get this fixed up for you. 486 00:21:53,226 --> 00:21:56,229 So, what do you say, man? Freedom 35?