1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:03,294 Russia must be saved from Peter. 2 00:00:03,483 --> 00:00:04,504 PREVIOUSLY ON... 3 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,880 I've never done a coup before. 4 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,382 This is a dangerous game. 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,634 I am as good as dead here. 6 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,219 So I have nothing to lose. 7 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,887 Orlo! 8 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,723 - Help me with the coup! - Don’t say another word! 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,017 You and I will plan for my reign. 10 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,602 If we are to move forward, we need men who will fight. 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,354 Would you care for a macaroon? 12 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,480 I have lost my fingers. 13 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,857 I' just pop it in your mouth. 14 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,820 Your bride is unhappy. You must clear the clouds. 15 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:30,321 We shall find you a lover. 16 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,949 Marvelous. 17 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:38,246 She's just a woman. Weak of mind and firm of breast. 18 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,540 I don't want to kill you. 19 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:41,750 You're not a bad person. 20 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,917 I could kill you. 21 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,544 You are a bad person. 22 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:48,006 - Someone's tried to poison him! - You poisoned him? 23 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,800 What happens to us when he's dead? 24 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,427 You're never safe. 25 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,970 The family must protect itself. 26 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,097 You know what I want for my birthday? Russia! 27 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,391 It will be hard, but we will prevail. 28 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,059 Huzzah! 29 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,853 I told Peter it was you. 30 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,022 He loves you, and you have his baby. 31 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,565 You told him that I'm pregnant? 32 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,317 You think a child will stop me? 33 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,902 Your child. A son. 34 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,528 The preservation of your line. 35 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,405 I can change the world. 36 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,948 I know you can. 37 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,116 We can win this. 38 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,451 Leo will be dead. 39 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,994 I await your signal. 40 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:19,496 What have you done with him? 41 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,997 Me? 42 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,750 - Let him go. - You do not love him. You love me! 43 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:24,793 You're a madman! 44 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,421 She is a firecracker. I have never loved her more. 45 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,674 I am terrifying. 46 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,190 Nothing. 47 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,570 Maybe Leo is... 48 00:01:57,820 --> 00:02:00,490 The soldiers all say he is not. 49 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,620 Tell them to stop searching. 50 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,330 He's dead. 51 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,210 Of course he's fuckin' dead. 52 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,840 - So you have him trapped. - Yes. 53 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:25,390 Finally a breakthrough. 54 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:28,430 Him and his forces have retreated to the east wing. 55 00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:30,560 I didn't think it would take this long. 56 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,940 Four months, Velementov, and much death. 57 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,650 I'm somewhere between bored and enraged. 58 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,150 Battle has its own rhythm. 59 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,820 You must play it as it lays, not how you wish it. 60 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:43,450 I wish it to be the final stanza. Do you understand? 61 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,070 Well, not to apportion blame, but if we're cutting the cake, 62 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,080 your desire to be the one that kills him 63 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:49,910 has skewed a few plans. 64 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:52,120 Then I will let that go, and you will get this done. 65 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:58,420 Come here. 66 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:05,220 What are you doing? 67 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:06,840 Playing. 68 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,640 This is a human being. 69 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,760 Uh, was. 70 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,600 Grigori Vasiliv, in fact. 71 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:18,770 He had a life as precious as yours, as all Russians. 72 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:23,110 Do not demean our nation and yourselves by losing sight 73 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,950 of the preciousness of life, yours and his. 74 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:29,280 Ask yourself, what can I make of my life? 75 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:32,620 What intrinsic good can I do that elevates my humanity? 76 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,620 I don't know what a lot of that means. 77 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,580 "Don't be little shits" is what it means. 78 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:40,670 Fuck off you go. 79 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,840 Can we have our head back? 80 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,760 No! You can't have the head back! 81 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,720 Bitch! 82 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,760 Empress bitch! 83 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:54,060 You have a way with kids. 84 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,350 Let's hope so. 85 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,830 We have them trapped on the third floor. 86 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:13,200 Why are we not attacking? 87 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,410 - I am developing a plan. - Again? 88 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:17,370 Why can we not just launch an assault? 89 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:20,210 I am trying to avoid unnecessary bloodshed. 90 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,540 But are you also trying to avoid necessary bloodshed? 91 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,170 Since I'm the only person here with 40 years' military experience, 92 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,800 I expect that's a distinction only I can make. 93 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,760 If-if you'd just stabbed him when-- 94 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,550 You really want to go down the path to the past, Orlo? 95 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:34,680 It is both unconstructive and very annoying. 96 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,600 We are one step closer to victory. 97 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,980 Feel free to congratulate me. 98 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:40,270 You need to concentrate on the next step. 99 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:42,440 I will not launch a pointless assault. 100 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,900 They are trapped, but they are also 101 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,690 heavily fortified on both flanks. 102 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,360 The central path is a death trap. 103 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,990 - You can't get in? - In layman's terms. 104 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:49,950 Laywoman's. 105 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,120 Indeed. 106 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,120 But yes, he is trapped. 107 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:55,740 He must be worried. 108 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:59,160 Must know ultimately, I've got him. 109 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:15,060 Emperor... Emperor, if... 110 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:17,220 If I could just talk about the plan for the next few days. 111 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,430 Of course you may, Svenska, 112 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,810 as long as you don't expect me to listen. 113 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,690 - Sir. - Grigor. 114 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,520 Listen to Svenska and nod occasionally 115 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:24,940 as if you give a fuck on my behalf. 116 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:28,400 It's just our new situation needs to be assessed and-- 117 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,200 Just enjoy the party, Svenska. You've become quite the worrier. 118 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,780 It is dull and makes me want to punch you when I see you about to speak. 119 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,160 - It's just that-- - Ah! 120 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,290 He warned you. Just tell me. 121 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:41,710 Svenska has a point. 122 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:44,080 She has us trapped. 123 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,290 I think we're in trouble. 124 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:46,170 Arkady? 125 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,340 I mean, we have her! 126 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:52,720 - Huzzah! - Of course, we do. Huzzah! 127 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,720 Yes, of course we do. Huzzah. 128 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,430 - But... - She has done well though. 129 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:58,890 Extraordinary. I've never loved her more. 130 00:05:58,970 --> 00:06:01,020 I can actually tell when a move is hers 131 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,770 and not that balloon-shaped traitorous fuck Velementov. 132 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:05,770 Her moves have wit and elegance. 133 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:09,320 He is like a blind syphilitic wild boar with a map and a gun 134 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,610 dangling off his ball bag. 135 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:12,610 My concern is... 136 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,120 losing. 137 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:18,200 Grigor, Arkady, check him for balls. 138 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,450 Don't fucking touch me. 139 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:26,210 Oh. A fine set. Bravo. 140 00:06:26,210 --> 00:06:28,050 - Jean-Pierre! - Uh, oui. 141 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:31,720 The mousse. Thyme, brandy, juniper and...? 142 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:34,590 - Fennel seed. - Ah, that's it! Mm! 143 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:36,890 Our next move. We are trapped-- 144 00:06:36,890 --> 00:06:38,140 We are not trapped. 145 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:44,400 We can go out here and go through the basement, 146 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,520 assemble in the forest 147 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,150 and retake from up here and below. 148 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,230 But tomorrow after the party. 149 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,030 I am sure he has men stacked in the forest. 150 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,240 Well, let's find out. 151 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,280 Look-alikes! Where are you? 152 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,370 Fuck me, look-alikes? 153 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,080 You're not nearly good-looking enough. 154 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:02,620 Uh, maybe you. 155 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,830 Okay, you, go. 156 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,040 Head into the forest. 157 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,210 You make it to the edge, turn and wave this. 158 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,880 Oh, Svenska, relax, will you? 159 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,010 Madam Svenska? 160 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,420 Fuck Svenska, will you? Relax him. 161 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,140 I actually can't get it up at the moment. 162 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,140 The worry. 163 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:21,350 Why worry? It's war. You're a soldier. 164 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:22,390 You should be loving this. 165 00:07:22,390 --> 00:07:23,930 He worries about losing. 166 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:25,810 He should not, for as we all know, 167 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:27,560 the emperor will prevail. 168 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,940 Ah. Well, I will fuck you in his stead, 169 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:30,610 for all my subjects must be happy 170 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,530 and filled with joy and optimism and if they are not, 171 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:34,320 I will fill them personally. Huzzah! 172 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:35,400 No! 173 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:38,030 No. I... I can try again. 174 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:39,450 I feel strong. 175 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,580 You know, you have... 176 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,000 filled me with lead, Emperor. 177 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,210 She will not beat me because... 178 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:46,620 well... 179 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:48,330 I'm me. 180 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:50,210 I was born to be emperor, chosen by God, 181 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:51,630 and is God ever wrong? 182 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:54,510 Archie? Is God ever wrong? 183 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:55,880 Never, Emperor. 184 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,760 He is the sun blinding us with truth. 185 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:02,100 Don't know what that means, but seems to agree with me. 186 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,850 Oh, can we hand out some medals? 187 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,640 You know, lift morale. 188 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:06,980 Hmm. Indeed. Fun. 189 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:19,110 You don't look like you're having fun. 190 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:21,910 Hmm. Perspicacious, as always. 191 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,910 I'm in the wrong place. 192 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:27,250 I admit, it doesn't look good. 193 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,790 A ruble for your thoughts. 194 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,340 Nothing. 195 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:33,210 Not, "Could I get close enough 196 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:35,460 to cut his throat and end this"? 197 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,220 - Well-- - You couldn't. 198 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:39,050 His guards are on the watch. Look. 199 00:08:39,430 --> 00:08:41,600 Just sit tight, stick with me. 200 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:42,930 Patience. 201 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,310 Not my strong point. 202 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,770 God will blow the right wind soon. 203 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,730 What's the right wind? 204 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:50,650 Only God knows that. 205 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:53,650 We wait on His perfect whim. 206 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:56,030 Have an oyster. 207 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,650 Your serene faith 208 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:58,990 is really fucking annoying. 209 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:01,280 Really? I always imagined it 210 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,570 charismatic and charming. 211 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,080 I find it ridiculous and absurd and fucking idiotic, 212 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,500 and I'm sorry I ever listened 213 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,040 to a word out of your fucking mouth. 214 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,290 You owe me a ruble. 215 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,590 And for services unparalleled to our great emperor, me... 216 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,970 Chef Jean-Pierre. 217 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,890 He arrived in the middle of a battle 218 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,180 and turned out a six-course degustation 219 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,810 that left me speechless, legless, 220 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,390 and having wet dreams 221 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:30,600 of pheasant stuffed with plums for four days. 222 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,020 Ah, Dr. Vinodel! 223 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:37,360 - Emperor. - How is she? 224 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:39,570 Her blood is red, her bile is yellow, 225 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,530 her shit was not to my liking last time I saw her, 226 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:44,280 but her urine was straw-looking and fruity to the taste, 227 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,830 so on balance, you know, she's fine. 228 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,910 Indeed. And give her my best. 229 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,040 I miss Paul. 230 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:51,750 Hmm. May I continue sewing on this man? 231 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,790 Uh, it's an actual physical pain. 232 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,550 - Look-alike's out! - Huh? 233 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:58,550 Ah. 234 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,060 Okay. 235 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:11,270 Guess they're in the forest. 236 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,190 Shit. 237 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,660 They're holed up and ready for us. 238 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,540 You can't get in? 239 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,500 No. 240 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:39,670 Then we get them to come out. 241 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,050 You. 242 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:42,630 Molotov, ma'am. 243 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,510 Mm. Give me your bottle. 244 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,060 Vodka catches flame. 245 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,690 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y-y-you, no, you need to, you need to-- 246 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:55,520 People instinctively run from fire. 247 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,730 So, we burn them out. 248 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,400 And if we burn down the palace in the process? 249 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,990 We'll build a new one, Orlo. 250 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,490 New palace. New Russia. 251 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,110 All right. 252 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,660 We go in an hour. 253 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,830 - You go, be safe. - Okay. 254 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,210 Do you still need to kill him yourself? 255 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,370 No. Let's just win. 256 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,630 Velementov. Have they found...? 257 00:11:20,670 --> 00:11:21,960 No. 258 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,720 You know, we've searched the forest many times. 259 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,220 Do you think he could be alive? 260 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,760 It's been a while. 261 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,680 You know, a body would be in a... 262 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,100 We're looking. 263 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,240 Don't you dare. 264 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,870 You don't get that. 265 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,130 Mari-- 266 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,590 Sylvana? 267 00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,800 Tea. 268 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:12,760 What a day. 269 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,180 Want one? 270 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,310 Mm. We can just talk. 271 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,650 But you don't. 272 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:26,700 I... 273 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,070 It's okay. 274 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,320 I'm just used to-- 275 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,370 Marial. 276 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,580 Yes. 277 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,120 I'm sorry I'm not her. 278 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,870 You may go. 279 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:08,780 Dr. Vinodel. 280 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,620 I feel fine, Vinodel. Must we? 281 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,160 I apologize in advance. 282 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,200 And please understand I was under duress. 283 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,950 What? 284 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:19,920 God. You look great! 285 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,960 Uh, don't call for soldiers 286 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,630 or I'll blow Vinodel's head across the room. 287 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,500 I agree with the emperor, please don't call out. 288 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,420 Might get a drink actually. 289 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,010 What are you doing here? 290 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,380 You look amazing. 291 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,090 Look how big you are. 292 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,800 How's Paul? 293 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,520 Hi, Paul. Daddy's here. 294 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,700 I just wish he'd go and kill her. 295 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,820 She has his baby. 296 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:54,870 Anyone can have a fucking baby. 297 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:56,280 I've got six. 298 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,490 He loves her. 299 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,660 Which is really not helping. 300 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,180 This is it. 301 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,060 Follow me, men! 302 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,650 Oh, Jesus Christ! Run! 303 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,370 - We're gonna die! - We have to go get him. 304 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,740 - Just quickly, Grigor. Just thinking. - George! 305 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,370 We are prepared to die for him, right? 306 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:40,450 We've never really had that chat. 307 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,910 - We're not fucking dying. - Thing is, 308 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,500 I never really thought about him losing. 309 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,540 Because he just doesn't. 310 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:45,920 She's winning, Grigor. 311 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,000 Well, if he loses, we're fucked. 312 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,510 Exactly, but we could run right now, 313 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:53,260 get out of here, and go to the country house. 314 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,470 You hate the country house. You always say it's too small. 315 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:56,800 It's roomier than a coffin. 316 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,100 I guess she'd come for us wherever we are. 317 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,060 Well, she might not. She's quite nice. 318 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,180 I would if I was her. 319 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,230 And if we run and then he wins? 320 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,310 Hm. That would be bad. 321 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,610 I don't know that I could live without him anyway. 322 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,900 I can't imagine just the two of us. 323 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,980 Cheering to hear. 324 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,900 Let's go get him. 325 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,280 - So, how have you been? Yes. - How have I been? 326 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,040 At war with you, that's how I've been. 327 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,040 Well, hasn't it been great? I've loved it. 328 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,330 Hm. You need to give in. 329 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,920 We need to stop this bloodshed. 330 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,130 See, that's the difference between us. 331 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,080 I don't mind the bloodshed. 332 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,050 I mean, you honestly can't think 333 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,460 you can run Russia without bloodshed. 334 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,920 I can. 335 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,420 I will. 336 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,630 You're so sweet sometimes, 337 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,840 I could just kiss you on the nose. 338 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,890 Ah! 339 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,930 Oh, sorry, did that hurt? 340 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:42,890 Yes. 341 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:44,810 Let's face it, your heart wasn't in it anyway. 342 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,190 We don' want to kill each other. 343 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,440 Fervently disagree. 344 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,860 You need to stop or-- 345 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:50,940 You'll lose? 346 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:52,730 That's not a great argument, to be honest. 347 00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:55,450 No. Or I will have to get serious 348 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:58,700 and start trying, and then you or Paul will get hurt. 349 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,160 I'm winning! 350 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,330 I love that you think that. I knew you would. 351 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,660 That's why I thought I should come down and tell you 352 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,160 I think we've had enough fun. 353 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:08,790 This isn't fun. 354 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,590 People are dying. Russia is paralyzed. 355 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,300 Then stop and that will stop. 356 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:15,590 So many great reasons for you to give up. 357 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,300 For instance, we can fuck. 358 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,970 Hm. Not a strong argument. 359 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,390 I bet you've missed my tongue. 360 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:23,010 I did dream about cutting it out, so perhaps. 361 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:25,060 I just don't want an accident. 362 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,480 Some loyalist in the hallway grabs you, 363 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,520 smacks your delightfully shaped skull against a wall 364 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,400 until it shatters and caves in, killing you and Paul. 365 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,730 You know, can you imagine how upset I'd be? 366 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:37,030 I'd fuck your dead body for days. 367 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,150 I want you to know that. 368 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,990 - Jesus. - Exactly. 369 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:41,910 My love is strong. 370 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,950 We should stop for Paul's sake. 371 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,200 You're right. 372 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,080 So, you give up, let me kill you, 373 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,080 and I'll tell Paul what a marvelous person you were. 374 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,040 - I've missed your pithy self. - Oh. 375 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,300 Did Paul just kick you? 376 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,130 Yes. 377 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,380 He knows I'm here! 378 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,010 Paul? 379 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,510 I miss you too. 380 00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:09,980 - Are you crying? - What? No. 381 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:12,730 Yes. Shit. 382 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,770 Shit. 383 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,110 Look. I made this for him. 384 00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,160 Hm. 385 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,280 - It's cute. - Thanks. 386 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:25,990 Men! 387 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,880 Don't be stubborn. I mean, I love it, 388 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,340 but it's fucking wearing at times. 389 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,880 Like right now. 390 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,010 Cherries? 391 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,640 How are you getting cherries? 392 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,720 We're not getting cherries in the east wing. 393 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,100 People like me better. 394 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,810 Well, I'm fun, you're not, so I doubt that's true. 395 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:52,560 You have convinced a few people things can be better, 396 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,310 which they can't, so you have lied to them. 397 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,940 And if you won, things would go badly 398 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,610 once they realized the lie. 399 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,490 Oh, shit. 400 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,950 Did you launch an attack? 401 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,580 Yes. 402 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,660 And I'm not there. 403 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,870 It's bad timing for you, good timing for me. 404 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:12,370 It's like there's something in my head where I always know what to do, 405 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,670 even though I never really think about it. 406 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,920 I guess that's why God chose me. 407 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,380 You're going to die, Peter. 408 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:22,430 You can save hundreds of lives by just accepting that. 409 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,090 Do it for Russia. 410 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,970 You know, I'm not sure appealing to my selfless side has a lot of traction. 411 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,680 I think it does. 412 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,770 I really believe that. 413 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,230 I know your heart. 414 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,940 You are ever an optimist, another thing I love about you. 415 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,150 - We have a problem. - Oh, you do? Do tell. 416 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,950 Empress, you look big. 417 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,700 - Thanks. - You need to come. 418 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,530 Uh, let me just say goodbye. 419 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,160 My patience is wearing thin. 420 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,250 Love you. 421 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,420 Bye, Paul. 422 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,050 I have the worst headache. 423 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:04,840 Silent weapons. 424 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,140 That's what we need to invent. 425 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,680 What would be the fun of that? 426 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,950 - Look-alike. - Such a shit job. 427 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,860 They don't even get paid much. 428 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,450 I need to sit down for a minute. 429 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,620 I'll keep searching. 430 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,830 When you find Archie, shoot him in both legs, then get me. 431 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:34,290 Make sure there's a hammer and some small knives handy 432 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,750 and I will finish it. 433 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,960 Jesus, it's a war, Orlo. 434 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,920 Why are you taking it personally? 435 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,850 Run, fatso. Your time is up! 436 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,350 Give up. 437 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,100 I just need to kill you first. 438 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,060 You should be with us! 439 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,650 I want to be the boss. 440 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,860 I'll kill you and cross the floor and get hired, 441 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:03,230 fight for her. 442 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,530 But first the "kill you" part. 443 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:16,920 Shit. 444 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,330 Your time really is up. 445 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,380 Well, don't worry, I'll blow your fucking heart out 446 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,170 and it won't hurt anymore. 447 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,640 Don't call me fatso. 448 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:42,480 No sign of Peter. 449 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:46,150 - Ah. - Antoine! 450 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,250 Apologies, Madam. 451 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,630 It's a disaster up there. 452 00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:03,170 Ah. An understatement. 453 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,750 - Well, where's Svenska? - Don't know. 454 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,630 - We need to get out of here. - It does seem felicitous. 455 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,840 No, no, no, I don't run. 456 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,930 Peter the Great's son does not run from his own fucking palace! 457 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,060 If she can't find you, she can't kill you. 458 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:15,930 If she can't kill you, she can't win. 459 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,480 Right. 460 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,440 She can't be head of Russia while I'm alive, 461 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,190 so I'm not running, I'm winning. 462 00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:24,190 Exactly. I have a carriage and horses waiting. 463 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:25,860 Well, let's go! I don't know where, 464 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,860 but I shall have another great idea and we will prevail. 465 00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:50,130 What do you mean nowhere? 466 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,510 They searched the palace, he's gone. 467 00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:54,010 Carriages and horses were seen leaving. 468 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,060 - Probably them. - Well, did anyone follow? 469 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,890 He knows the palace better than anyone. 470 00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:00,520 - He found a gap in our perimeter. - Where do we think he went? 471 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,980 There are six royal estates, we suspect one of those. 472 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,730 Uh, can't I just say he's dead and crown myself? 473 00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,440 No, he is out in the regions, 474 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,030 able to go to regional courts and gather support. 475 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,740 That is what he'll be on his way to do. 476 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,030 Shit! Ah! 477 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,120 No, look-alike! 478 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,200 Valery Pugachev. Recently resigned, 479 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:19,250 so no need to shoot me as I leave. Heh. 480 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,920 Empress, all the best of luck. He's a fucking madman, that one. 481 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,580 Ehh... 482 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,460 You're very beautiful, by the way. 483 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,130 Eh. 484 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,220 I'm pretty sure I gave orders to have you shot 485 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,680 if you approached my quarters. 486 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,640 You underestimate how well-liked I am. 487 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,350 What's it going to take? 488 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,900 An apology or something? 489 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,520 There is no apology big enough for betraying me. 490 00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:51,490 I'm sorry... that you've interpreted me 491 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:53,150 saving your life as a betrayal. 492 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:55,370 It is a punitive, narrow view of things 493 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:57,910 and does not speak well of your character. 494 00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:59,700 - Tea? - You betrayed me. 495 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,160 - Saved. - Betrayed. 496 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,040 Are you alive? 497 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:05,330 - Clearly. - Then I rest my case. 498 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,800 It has taken me four months instead of days. 499 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,970 Well, you couldn't kill him, that is what derailed us. 500 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,220 Not to cast blame. 501 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:19,560 I didn't kill him, which is different from couldn't. 502 00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:23,100 Hm. 503 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,900 You do know how to make tea. 504 00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:29,230 Look at you. 505 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,530 That thing. 506 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,990 I call it the baby. 507 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:36,820 - Is it strange? - Very. 508 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,280 So, tell me. 509 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,250 It is real, but also not real. 510 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,460 And I piss myself a lot. 511 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:48,250 And like to eat dirt. 512 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,880 You know, I think if God really loved women, we'd lay eggs. 513 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:56,590 I've missed you. 514 00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:59,180 More tea? 515 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,060 Look me in the eye a moment. 516 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,560 What do you see? 517 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:11,610 You know what I see? 518 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:15,360 It is what you see in mine. 519 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:19,160 More tea. 520 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,460 Fuck me, these blueberries are good, 521 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,460 like a bluebird coming in your mouth. 522 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:35,130 - Give me some more, Grigor. - Ah, that's it. 523 00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:36,720 What do you mean that's it? 524 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,800 We just grabbed clothes and bags of stuff. 525 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,890 I didn't really think about food. 526 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:44,180 Wh-which was an oversight. I think I see that now. 527 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,230 You mean you really didn’t think about me, 528 00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:48,020 your emperor and best friend? 529 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,560 We were all running for our lives. 530 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:50,690 Fuck! 531 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,070 Tell me you at least brought Jean-Pierre. 532 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,860 We'll pick things up in the villages. 533 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:58,110 - Eh, we-we can... - We can what? 534 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,740 Pick up a salmon en croûte with a saffron aioli in the next village? 535 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:02,910 We'll work something out. 536 00:25:03,490 --> 00:25:05,870 This is very disappointing. 537 00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:06,910 I'm sorry. 538 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:09,670 You know, I don't strategize well when I'm hungry. 539 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,790 Mm? The empire may now be at risk. 540 00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:16,130 I wouldn't have eaten them so fast, would I? 541 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,090 As I watched you, 542 00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:24,720 you began to more and more resemble a ripe apple. 543 00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:27,560 I was about to bite your cheek out. 544 00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:30,020 You have missed much. 545 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,610 It was torment being away, 546 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,770 but I became ill, and I could not travel. 547 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,610 - Peter's gone. - I heard that. 548 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:42,110 You shall prevail, I know it. 549 00:25:42,110 --> 00:25:43,450 Let me see him. 550 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,620 Oh... so beautiful. 551 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,870 Oh, I remember when I was... 552 00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,290 - I'm sorry. - No, no. 553 00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:56,590 Don't be sorry... 554 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:00,550 I loved every minute of it. 555 00:26:03,390 --> 00:26:04,720 I brought you a frog. 556 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:06,430 To eat? 557 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,520 The average woman has three to seven miscarriages. 558 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,690 We must keep this carriage on the road. 559 00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:12,770 Lay back. 560 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,480 The village doulas use them, 561 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,780 and the rate of miscarriage is markedly lower 562 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,030 in the villages than the court. 563 00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:25,030 Dr. Vinodel. 564 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,950 Empress, I... 565 00:26:27,290 --> 00:26:28,240 Oh. 566 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,450 You’re doing the frog? 567 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,080 Yes, I'm doing the frog. 568 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,380 It is discredited hocus-pocus. 569 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:38,590 Instead, I will insert this sage bundle into the royal cunt 570 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:41,010 and that will do what the frog purports to. 571 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,880 That is not going inside me. 572 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,140 Oh, gosh, I'm glad I'm here. Get away from her. 573 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,850 Ah, breakfast. 574 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:49,560 Some raw sliced turbot 575 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,730 and some farmhouse cheeses slathered on bread 576 00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:54,690 with a shot of vodka every morning. 577 00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:57,110 - Mm. - It is too rich for the baby's blood. 578 00:26:57,110 --> 00:26:58,770 He will be born with a stutter. 579 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,860 Seems better than the seven bowls of chicken broth 580 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,780 you make me eat each day, Vinodel. 581 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,320 I will take care of you now. 582 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,030 I must listen for a heartbeat. 583 00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:09,490 If there was not a heartbeat, the frog would hop off. 584 00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:11,910 - Oh, dear God. - You may go, Vinodel. 585 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,050 Do you know where Peter might go? 586 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,430 - Did you check the cupboards? - The cupboards? 587 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,850 After seeing his mother, he would often disappear for days 588 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:31,220 and would generally be found in a cupboard 589 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,060 with a ham and a teddy. 590 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:34,690 I guess we could check. 591 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,560 And Leo? 592 00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:41,780 I, uh... 593 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,320 You have steel in your heart. 594 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,200 My broken heart. 595 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,990 You will realize you haven’t even known love 596 00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:52,830 until this baby comes out, 597 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:56,460 and men forever after will be merely useful trinkets. 598 00:27:56,620 --> 00:28:00,420 Russia and a child to love will fill your heart to overflowing. 599 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,340 Leave the frog on for 20 minutes. 600 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:28,740 Strange place to hide. 601 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,370 He's gone. They have no reason to search his room for him. 602 00:28:33,370 --> 00:28:34,750 They'll kill you if they find you. 603 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,080 Orlo has blood in his nostrils. 604 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,000 In the moment, some decisions seem so right 605 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,920 and yet they come back to haunt you. 606 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,550 Thanks. 607 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:45,090 Do you know where he is? 608 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,760 - I do not. - You lying to me? 609 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,890 I have never and will never. 610 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,260 The same cannot be said for you to me. 611 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,930 How different things could have been 612 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,680 if you'd told me of her plan. 613 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,600 You really want to have that conversation now? 614 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:01,110 No. 615 00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:03,900 I just need to hide. How is she? 616 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,650 We have forgiven each other. 617 00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:07,780 I think the weight of our yearning for each other 618 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:09,740 slightly outweighs the grudge we carry. 619 00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:11,070 Hm. That's good. 620 00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:13,120 The wind blows her way. Well played. 621 00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:15,950 It is not a play. 622 00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:18,750 Save me if you can. 623 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,250 You know I will. 624 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:26,420 Where will you go? 625 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,800 The forest... to commune with God. 626 00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:33,970 Tell Him He needs to get his act together, 627 00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:36,100 blow that cunt Peter into his grave. 628 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:22,230 Fucker. 629 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:30,030 Oh! Jean-Pierre. 630 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:31,150 Fucker! 631 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,870 Oh! Wake Velementov! 632 00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:40,960 Empress. 633 00:30:57,510 --> 00:31:00,930 How do these people live? I had no idea how they suffered. 634 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:03,560 When this is over, we need to give them better bread recipes. 635 00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:18,080 Hah! 636 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,740 Food at last! Food at last! 637 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,830 Jean-Pierre! Jean-Pierre! 638 00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:26,250 You better have some snails in garlic butter in 10 fucking min-- 639 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,510 Shit. That's not good. 640 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:34,720 I said don't go back for food. 641 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,930 Don't be a blamer, George, or I will never fuck you with my tongue 642 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,720 so that you literally melt in my mouth again. 643 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,850 - Jesus Christ. - Sorry, Grigor. 644 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:43,310 I'm saying blame is not an attractive characteristic. 645 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:45,020 Neither is dead. 646 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,820 Go get him! 647 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:52,530 Shit! Cossacks! 648 00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:57,160 Come on! 649 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,950 Uh, and don't shoot her! Just everyone else. 650 00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:03,200 Empress. 651 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,270 I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages. 652 00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:29,230 Won't the same just happen again? 653 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,400 Indeed. He's got Cossacks. Those fuckers don't stop. 654 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,820 We'll go from a different spot, at night. 655 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,900 Catherine, it’s freezing. 656 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,950 I had them put up a tent for you. 657 00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,570 - We need to kill him today. - We shall. 658 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:42,280 Well, she's not killing him. She promised me. 659 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,080 And it would be a terrible idea anyway. 660 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,500 Politically, it would delegitimize her in the eyes of many regions. 661 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,460 They regard him as chosen by God 662 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,340 and her as a grabby little German chosen by mail order. 663 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:58,010 She needs him to abdicate. 664 00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,180 That's not the plan. 665 00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:02,600 Catherine? 666 00:33:05,270 --> 00:33:06,850 I need to rest. 667 00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:21,990 - Mm. - Catherine, a moment. 668 00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:23,870 Oh, good God, is that dirt? 669 00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:26,620 Indeed. Cravings. 670 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:29,620 Don't get pregnant, Orlo. It's like a coup on your body. 671 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaking of which, we need to kill this cunt. 672 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,380 I noticed some reservations with Elizabeth. 673 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:36,880 We need to kill him, Archie, Grigor and Georgina. 674 00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:39,220 Oh, a veritable killing spree. 675 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,970 What happened to my incremental progress, 676 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:45,390 small steps, rational, tiny dreams bureaucrat? 677 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:46,680 You know you have to. 678 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600 And you should want to. He fucking killed Leo. 679 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,190 No. I did that. 680 00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:54,770 Okay, okay, let's, let's not get distracted by that. 681 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:56,940 Y-Your original idea was catch him, 682 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,190 make him abdicate, kill him later. 683 00:33:59,190 --> 00:34:03,620 Because then I still had fear in my cowardly heart. 684 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,410 Now my heart is fucking hard as a rock 685 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,200 and that's how it must be if we are to win 686 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,460 and if we are to change this country. 687 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:10,830 I disagree. 688 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,460 There is the poetry of what we want, 689 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,710 and there is the blood and grind of how we get it. 690 00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:17,670 I have your opinion and counsel. 691 00:34:17,670 --> 00:34:19,340 I thank you, but I have dirt to eat 692 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:21,050 and my own counsel to take. 693 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,930 Head not heart, Catherine. 694 00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:28,060 Reason not rage, Orlo. 695 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,890 There's a worm in that clump. 696 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,410 You should be sleeping. 697 00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:45,620 I can't. 698 00:34:47,410 --> 00:34:48,910 Did you like her? 699 00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:50,160 I adored her. 700 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,540 But the way she was cruel to him broke something in him. 701 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,540 A child should float in a bubble of love 702 00:34:57,670 --> 00:34:59,510 so that nothing can touch them, 703 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,010 at least while they're young. 704 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,630 Was that what you did with Igor? 705 00:35:04,430 --> 00:35:06,010 I did. 706 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,270 I at least know I did that. 707 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,600 - How did he die? - Drowned in the lake. 708 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,770 I'm sorry. 709 00:35:14,770 --> 00:35:18,400 I remember at his funeral, she walked past me and she said, 710 00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:20,610 "It's the first time I've envied you." 711 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,360 Jesus. 712 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,450 I may have to kill him. 713 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,370 Know that. 714 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,380 I want him to live... 715 00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,380 because I love him. 716 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,170 And if you can... 717 00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:46,220 not take a life and still get what you want, 718 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,260 then why take the life? 719 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,600 Only men are dumb enough to do that. 720 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,810 It's why they're endlessly creating their own destruction. 721 00:35:53,810 --> 00:35:56,400 They're like little pandas trapped in a barrel, 722 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,690 and they all have knives and they cut each other up 723 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:01,360 rather than using the knives 724 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,440 to cut open the barrel and run free. 725 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,530 It is a complicated set of metaphors. 726 00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:09,700 Is it? Which part? 727 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,660 If I let him live, it is a danger to me, is it not? 728 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,960 You can control him. 729 00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:17,960 I'm not sure. 730 00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:22,840 My dear, you have taken his country in barely a year. 731 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,510 And he still loves you. 732 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:28,970 Indeed. 733 00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:44,280 - Fuck. - We need a plan. 734 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,200 We need a decent meal. I can't think like this. 735 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,620 We could take a boat and try to get to the other bank at night. 736 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,490 - They'll gun us down. - Ah, she won't kill me. 737 00:36:51,490 --> 00:36:53,540 If we make it to the other bank, we’re away. 738 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,660 - It's too dangerous. - Maybe. 739 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:58,170 Let's find out. Hmm. 740 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,220 Fire! 741 00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:14,510 Are you fucking kidding? 742 00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:16,270 That could've been me! 743 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:18,520 Fuck. 744 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,850 Look-alike. 745 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,780 You all right? 746 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:26,190 Yes. 747 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,380 Can't sleep either? 748 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,800 I can't believe she would've killed me. 749 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,800 I mean, she loves me secretly, 750 00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:53,640 possibly even secretly from herself. 751 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,890 I'm so fucking hungry. 752 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,600 Right. 753 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:01,270 I know something you could eat. 754 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,770 Morale is still high. 755 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,690 So it seems. 756 00:38:49,690 --> 00:38:51,030 I taught him well. 757 00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:57,240 Jean-Pierre. 758 00:38:58,330 --> 00:39:00,000 Yes, Empress. 759 00:39:11,050 --> 00:39:13,260 What the fuck is that? 760 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:17,220 Hmm. 761 00:39:20,810 --> 00:39:22,480 Oh, smell that! 762 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,100 - Delicious. - Merci. 763 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:29,150 I thought he would love apples and marjoram and cognac. 764 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:31,440 Indeed, he would, Jean-Pierre. 765 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,160 That smells amazing. 766 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,330 Is that apples and cognac? 767 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,330 With marjoram. 768 00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:44,210 The Cossacks caught a rat for us. 769 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:45,620 - Are you fucking kidding? - A rat? 770 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,500 Oh, brilliant! I bet it's marvelous. 771 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,920 I love rats more than pigs! 772 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,930 Hmm. 773 00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:03,890 Mm, slow roast or fillet and flash fry? 774 00:40:03,890 --> 00:40:05,640 - I'm gonna throw up. - Oh, come on. 775 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,770 I'll make a little weed salsa verde. 776 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:10,570 Ha. There's lots of rats. This'll keep us going 777 00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:12,030 till the next part of the plan arrives in my head. 778 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:13,820 Oh. 779 00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:16,740 Let's flash fry. Yeah. 780 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,370 I tell you, Grigor, it's moments like this that make a man. 781 00:40:24,370 --> 00:40:26,210 - What do I put in these weeds? - Berries. 782 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,500 Some rum if we've got it. 783 00:40:31,710 --> 00:40:32,960 Small thing... 784 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,420 you said you wouldn't fuck George. 785 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:37,630 I thought I said twice a year. 786 00:40:37,630 --> 00:40:39,220 - Last night. - You what? 787 00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:41,430 We had a gentlemen’s agreement. 788 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,600 I will fuck who I want, when I want. 789 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,020 Know that, both of you. 790 00:40:46,390 --> 00:40:47,690 Hmm. We shall respect your wishes. 791 00:40:47,810 --> 00:40:49,650 - Grigor? - Jesus. 792 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:53,280 Okay, I think that's ready. 793 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,900 Mm. The smell is... 794 00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:58,530 strong, but... 795 00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:00,030 strong is good. 796 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,330 Ha. 797 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,080 Hmm. 798 00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:20,260 Uh... 799 00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:31,900 Fuck! 800 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,650 Fuck! 801 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,540 Fuck it. I'm not starving to death, not doing it. Get the boat! 802 00:41:52,630 --> 00:41:53,920 They might shoot you as you cross. 803 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,300 I know that, Grigor! That's why I'm not going. 804 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,380 - George is. - I am? 805 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,900 He'll want the Urals, ten million rubles, 806 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,650 or safe passage to Norway and 50 million rubles. 807 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:19,150 Ideally the Urals for us, but better than that, 808 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:20,820 strike the deal, then we shoot him in the head 809 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:21,950 once he's over here. 810 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:33,040 He will abdicate, but he wants one thing. 811 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:34,710 Yes? 812 00:42:34,710 --> 00:42:36,630 Twenty minutes a day with Paul and you. 813 00:42:39,420 --> 00:42:41,010 - That's it? - He has some details 814 00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:42,720 he wants to cut up with you, but that's it. 815 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,140 It's a trap. 816 00:42:48,390 --> 00:42:50,730 I will see him. He is safe. 817 00:42:50,730 --> 00:42:52,600 Tell him to come. 818 00:43:08,410 --> 00:43:10,370 You! Bring me that food. 819 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,710 No! 820 00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,000 Oh, come on, you won. I can eat. 821 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,750 Not until we have a deal. 822 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:17,710 I can go back and think of ways to win. 823 00:43:17,710 --> 00:43:20,260 There's black pig ham dusted with fennel pollen 824 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,170 on rye with pickled beets. 825 00:43:23,510 --> 00:43:26,010 Fuck me. Okay, let's do a deal. 826 00:43:26,510 --> 00:43:30,560 The deal is, you live in the Urals in a house under house arrest. 827 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,230 Grigor and Georgina may go with you. 828 00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:35,020 The Urals? That is a terrible idea. 829 00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:37,150 - I understand you don't like it, but-- - No, for you. 830 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,900 You want me in a region alone? 831 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:41,110 I'll charm and buy off the guards in no time, 832 00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:43,360 gather the region's loyalists and relaunch against you. 833 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,700 I probably shouldn't have told you that. 834 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:46,660 But I care for you. 835 00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:49,870 You know, that's my burden. My love for you hangs heavy. 836 00:43:50,490 --> 00:43:51,660 Right. 837 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,290 You sure you want to run Russia? 838 00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,120 You're a little slow on the strategy front. 839 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,540 And yet you are abdicating. 840 00:43:56,540 --> 00:43:58,290 Touch... '. 841 00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,210 I always forget the '." 842 00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:01,670 Okay. My idea. 843 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:04,220 I live in the palace as I have done, 844 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:05,840 party, hunt. 845 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,800 You run Russia while I'm doing this by day, 846 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,060 and at night we have much fiery sex, 847 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:12,470 and when Paul is born, he takes Russia. 848 00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:14,180 We then have more fiery sex 849 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:15,890 until one day our hearts give out 850 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:19,020 as we pleasure each other senseless against a tree in the forest. 851 00:44:19,020 --> 00:44:21,440 You know, I actually had a dream where that happened. 852 00:44:21,570 --> 00:44:23,530 I had a dream where I dropped you down a well 853 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,400 that I thought was full of boiling water 854 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,410 but turned out to be full of angry starving bears. 855 00:44:28,490 --> 00:44:30,740 - I like mine better. - And I'm not having sex with you. 856 00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:32,370 Seems rude and also short-sighted. 857 00:44:32,490 --> 00:44:35,410 I look at you and go dry like sand. 858 00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:38,250 Fuck me, you are a... 859 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,880 Hmm. 860 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,670 The more you toy with me, the harder my cock gets. 861 00:44:42,670 --> 00:44:44,130 There are softer oak trees. 862 00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:46,220 I could just kill you if I wanted. 863 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,550 You won't have to. 864 00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:49,640 If you don't let me see Paul, I'll do it myself. 865 00:44:50,350 --> 00:44:51,970 Just 20 minutes a day. Please. 866 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,100 I just want to be with you and Paul. 867 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,940 - That's what you want? - Yeah. 868 00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:02,360 Palace house arrest, agreed. 869 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,820 Breakfast with Paul, agreed. 870 00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,440 Sex, not agreed. 871 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,150 - Tongue trick? - Not agreed. 872 00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:09,570 You'll regret that. 873 00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:11,490 I get Jean-Pierre. My chef. 874 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,540 - Fine. - And hunting? 875 00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,910 I'm not giving you a gun. 876 00:45:14,910 --> 00:45:16,580 Have me under armed sight at any time 877 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,080 and they may blow my fucking head off at their whim. 878 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,710 No. 879 00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:21,750 So, we'll leave that one to be negotiated. 880 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:22,920 Know this. 881 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:25,840 Your guards will have orders to kill you at their whim, 882 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,170 fillet you alive, boil your organs 883 00:45:28,170 --> 00:45:30,800 and force-feed you them unseasoned 884 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:32,510 if you step out of line once. 885 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:35,310 Once. Not twice. Once. 886 00:45:35,470 --> 00:45:37,930 Unseasoned? Barbaric. 887 00:45:37,930 --> 00:45:40,440 Good for you. Shows promise. Maybe you can do this. 888 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,440 All right, we have a deal. 889 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:45,900 Orlo! 890 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,400 Wait. I'm still emperor. 891 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,700 Just... Yeah, I'll do this. 892 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:53,280 Orlo! Lobcock traitorous fuckhead, 893 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,290 do you have a document for me to sign? 894 00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:57,870 - I do. - Well, bring it here. 895 00:45:59,330 --> 00:46:01,790 Fuck me, you may need better advisers. 896 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,300 Last chance. 897 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,550 We get in the carriage, forget the coup, 898 00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:11,090 and fuck all the way home. 899 00:46:11,090 --> 00:46:12,390 Just sign it. 900 00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:21,140 Where's that ham? 901 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,520 Darling, I came as soon as I heard and begged for your life. 902 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,860 I'm sorry, Aunt. I know you're devastated. 903 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:31,240 You're alive, that's all I need. 904 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,450 Mm. Fuck me. 905 00:46:32,450 --> 00:46:35,280 Grigor, taste this ham. Mm. 906 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,910 I guess that's it. 907 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:42,120 He signed his own name, right? 908 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:44,960 Yes. 909 00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,420 It's mine. 910 00:46:56,970 --> 00:46:58,680 Gather everyone around. 911 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,890 Men! Forward! 912 00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:03,600 Oh, one thing. 913 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,190 I have Leo's head. 914 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:07,360 What? 915 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,190 Some guards gave it to me way back when. 916 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,490 Had it mummified. 917 00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:12,820 Not sure whether you want it or forgot him by now probably. 918 00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,370 You have his head? 919 00:47:15,370 --> 00:47:16,780 Mm. Not with me, obviously. 920 00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:18,660 Oh. No-no, we do. 921 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,290 What? With us? 922 00:47:20,290 --> 00:47:22,250 It was in one of the bags we grabbed when we left. 923 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,540 Good. Great. Get it. 924 00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:25,750 Huh. 925 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,800 It's a strange feeling, it being over, isn't it? 926 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,920 And yet so normal to be standing together as one. 927 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,010 - You don’t really have-- - Got it! 928 00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:37,050 Great. 929 00:47:37,850 --> 00:47:39,470 Mm. Here we are. 930 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,810 Okay, see you at home. 931 00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:45,350 Love you. 932 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:49,190 That fucking ham! 933 00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:51,320 Empress Catherine the Great! 934 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,530 Huzzah! 935 00:47:52,530 --> 00:47:56,490 Huzzah! Huzzah! 936 00:47:56,490 --> 00:47:59,780 Huzzah! Huzzah... 937 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,940 You all right? 938 00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:29,940 Why are you... 939 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,730 - What? - Happy? We lost. 940 00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:33,650 Did we? 941 00:48:33,650 --> 00:48:34,940 Well, you did abdicate, 942 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,780 so you could say lost for sure. 943 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:39,200 I'm happy because I have a plan. 944 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,660 A brilliant one. 945 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:42,830 Give me some of that marvelous ham! 946 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:50,790 I bless our new leader, Catherine the Great. 947 00:50:52,710 --> 00:50:53,830 I gave her Russia. 948 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,630 Her power is an illusion that I will shatter when the time is right. 949 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:57,590 We will coup her. 950 00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,420 We were all happy once. We can be again. 951 00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:01,760 Arkady and I have been strategizing. 952 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,510 Rabbit. 953 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:06,470 Can you actually focus on the unseating her plan? 954 00:51:07,510 --> 00:51:09,100 This is a dynasty. 955 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,180 If she loves you, you will make more babies, 956 00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:12,940 and protect the family line. 957 00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:14,900 You must make her love you. 958 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,480 Should we have sex? 959 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,820 I'd rather choke to death on this tiny chicken. 960 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,780 Your mother is on her way here. 961 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,990 Mother? Huzzah! 962 00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:25,660 Your daughter is the best thing to happen to Russia. 963 00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:27,450 Well, that makes us enemies, 964 00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:29,870 because Russia is the worst thing to happen to her. 965 00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:31,700 Did you actually just free the serfs? 966 00:51:31,790 --> 00:51:32,660 I did. 967 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,620 You didn't want to discuss it first? 968 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,130 It was clear what to do, so I did it. 969 00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:40,000 The nobles will tear you to shreds. 970 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,550 Gentlemen! 971 00:51:41,550 --> 00:51:43,760 Get used to the future, because it's coming. 972 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,010 Lying German bitch! 973 00:51:46,010 --> 00:51:47,390 Oh! 974 00:51:47,390 --> 00:51:49,390 Oh, God. Why are they throwing shoes? 975 00:51:49,390 --> 00:51:51,770 They hate you, and I took their guns. 976 00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:53,560 You will fall to your knees, 977 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,600 broken by your failure to change Russia. 978 00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:57,230 I will lift you from the ground, 979 00:51:57,310 --> 00:52:00,110 and we will rip at each other's clothes like time itself is about to end 980 00:52:00,190 --> 00:52:01,900 and we cannot get to each other before it does. 981 00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:10,080 The joy of being a woman is knowing we can outplay a man. 982 00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:14,540 - No one does anything till I make a move. - It's dangerous. 983 00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:17,120 I was born to do dangerous things. 984 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,380 - Why is everybody crying? - Everyone fucking dies now! 985 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,300 Welcome to Russia. 986 00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:25,260 - It's never dull here. - Huzzah. 987 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,680 - Huzzah! - Huzzah! 988 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,050 Oh. Beat you to it.