1 00:00:11,972 --> 00:00:13,651 Jill knows we're here, right? 2 00:00:14,827 --> 00:00:17,765 The invite said be here at 8:00. That's it. 3 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,948 Look, she's been gone for three months. 4 00:00:20,326 --> 00:00:22,004 I bet she wants to make an entrance. 5 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:25,488 Of course she does. She expects applause when she comes back from the bathroom. 6 00:00:26,412 --> 00:00:29,349 Well, it's our fault we started doing that. 7 00:00:31,112 --> 00:00:34,345 -You think she lost all the weight? -Weight? Come on. 8 00:00:34,428 --> 00:00:37,493 She didn't go to that place just so she could kick her pie habit. 9 00:00:37,576 --> 00:00:40,515 My bet, she has new boobs and a neck like a baby. 10 00:00:41,564 --> 00:00:43,998 She's already beautiful, why would she do that? 11 00:00:44,418 --> 00:00:47,608 Well, money makes you crazy. That's why you and I are so normal. 12 00:00:52,266 --> 00:00:54,282 God, I hope that's not her walking. 13 00:00:59,653 --> 00:01:02,257 This is actually less than I was expecting. 14 00:01:06,706 --> 00:01:08,972 She's back and she's skinny! 15 00:01:10,609 --> 00:01:12,540 Welcome home! 16 00:01:12,624 --> 00:01:14,513 You look amazing! I'm proud of you! 17 00:01:15,813 --> 00:01:19,045 -We missed you so much. -I missed you guys, too. 18 00:01:19,130 --> 00:01:21,396 Wow, no scarring. Good work. 19 00:01:21,941 --> 00:01:23,411 It's my same face, Bonnie. 20 00:01:23,789 --> 00:01:25,425 One of the things I learned at the retreat 21 00:01:25,509 --> 00:01:27,566 is it's not about the outside, it's about what's in here. 22 00:01:27,650 --> 00:01:30,335 Couldn't agree more. Botox and fillers. 23 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,828 I am in a bliss balloon not even you can pop. 24 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:36,632 You do seem happy. 25 00:01:36,716 --> 00:01:39,151 I am. I am totally frickin' at peace. 26 00:01:39,697 --> 00:01:41,711 Now sit back down, I've got 20 more outfits 27 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:43,473 and a bikini I want to show you. 28 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:47,168 Look, I can run again! 29 00:02:05,468 --> 00:02:07,691 You guys sure you don't want a bite of this pudding? 30 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:10,000 Butterscotch, the only scotch we can have. 31 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,275 I'm fine with my lemon water. 32 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:15,834 I'm so impressed you're totally off sugar. 33 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,024 -Me, too. -You're my hero. 34 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:20,746 Whenever you're ready. 35 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:29,056 I guess we should pay. 36 00:02:31,365 --> 00:02:33,715 Yup. Got to get to the meeting. 37 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,863 Yup. Before all the good seats are gone. 38 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:47,063 Let's see what the damage is. 39 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,451 That'll cover my part. 40 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,598 Your part? 41 00:02:57,681 --> 00:02:58,984 Yeah, my share. 42 00:03:00,871 --> 00:03:04,985 It's just that traditionally your share is... the whole thing. 43 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:09,015 Well, in addition to eating healthy, 44 00:03:09,098 --> 00:03:11,828 the retreat also taught me that I need to stop using my money 45 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:14,849 to buy love, ergo, y'all need to start paying for yourselves, 46 00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:16,486 'cause I ain't no Bank of America. 47 00:03:17,409 --> 00:03:21,396 Look, I'm a huge fan of growth... go, you... 48 00:03:21,858 --> 00:03:25,551 But a little heads up would've helped me budget my order accordingly. 49 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:27,315 Jill, you're right. 50 00:03:27,398 --> 00:03:30,463 We're all perfectly capable of paying for our own food. 51 00:03:30,798 --> 00:03:33,400 I'm sorry if you felt like we were mooching off of you. 52 00:03:33,484 --> 00:03:36,549 -Which we were not. -Here's your Reuben to go. 53 00:03:38,731 --> 00:03:40,872 I had every intention of paying for this. 54 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:44,188 I can feel you reaching into my purse. 55 00:03:51,744 --> 00:03:55,688 Let me guess, this new tax deal doesn't make us millionaires. 56 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,004 No, it's about the bistro. 57 00:03:59,089 --> 00:04:02,488 If we average $15 apiece every meal, 58 00:04:02,571 --> 00:04:04,629 that's $90 a week. 59 00:04:05,217 --> 00:04:08,112 That's $5,000 a year Jill's been covering. 60 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:11,470 You sure about that, Jethro? You never were much at cipherin'. 61 00:04:12,015 --> 00:04:13,359 Sure I'm sure. 62 00:04:13,444 --> 00:04:15,625 I used this here number box. 63 00:04:16,717 --> 00:04:18,145 It doesn't seem fair. 64 00:04:18,229 --> 00:04:21,334 Why does Jill's self-esteem have to come out of our pockets? 65 00:04:21,419 --> 00:04:25,028 I know. We either have to start buying our own lunch 66 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:26,580 or make Jill hate herself again. 67 00:04:26,665 --> 00:04:29,897 Easy peasy. Just bring up her ex-husband and their new baby 68 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:32,121 and slide a Meat Lover's pizza in front of her. 69 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,562 We can't keep leeching off her. 70 00:04:35,646 --> 00:04:38,418 Hey, it's not like we were taking advantage of her on purpose. 71 00:04:38,502 --> 00:04:40,852 It's Tuesday! Where's my free Reuben? 72 00:04:43,831 --> 00:04:46,099 Well, this is an adventure. 73 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:48,574 I haven't carried a tray since I was in lockup. 74 00:04:48,995 --> 00:04:50,799 I love this concept. 75 00:04:50,884 --> 00:04:53,444 Food from around the world. Where'd you find this place? 76 00:04:53,528 --> 00:04:58,144 The ultimate experts on cheap food: broke-ass college kids. 77 00:04:58,229 --> 00:05:01,795 I ordered a four, a six and a nine at the Asian counter. 78 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:04,608 I don't even know what they are, I just panicked. 79 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:07,295 Oh, my God, there you are. 80 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:10,233 I got trapped in a sea of hoodies at the salsa bar. 81 00:05:10,317 --> 00:05:13,591 Oh, you're gonna have to get your own silverware and napkins. 82 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:16,068 Oh, I work here now? 83 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:20,222 Here, take my fork. I got chili. 84 00:05:22,951 --> 00:05:24,293 Mine's already done? 85 00:05:24,713 --> 00:05:28,365 Can a four, a six or a nine be safely cooked that fast? 86 00:05:30,211 --> 00:05:32,353 Okay, Wendy's our canary in the coal mine. 87 00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:35,332 If she pukes, gags or keels over, we stop eating. 88 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,556 Okay, it's not the bistro. 89 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,445 The important thing is that it's a place 90 00:05:39,529 --> 00:05:41,335 we can hang out and talk after the meeting. 91 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:42,762 She's right. 92 00:05:42,846 --> 00:05:45,197 So, what's new with you, Jill? 93 00:05:46,036 --> 00:05:49,729 Well, I've been having a little health issue. 94 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,586 -Hello. -'Sup? 95 00:06:00,558 --> 00:06:03,623 -Do we know him? -These are communal tables. 96 00:06:03,705 --> 00:06:06,644 Oh, dear Lord! Where are we, Cuba? 97 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,254 Somebody else talk. 98 00:06:11,134 --> 00:06:14,325 Okay, well, I still haven't heard from 99 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,012 any of the law schools I applied to, but I'm really... 100 00:06:17,095 --> 00:06:18,691 That's me. 101 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:20,243 Back to you, Jill. 102 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:22,342 Fine. 103 00:06:23,852 --> 00:06:26,874 I've been having a little trouble down there. 104 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:29,520 So, I went to my gyno, 105 00:06:29,604 --> 00:06:32,625 and he said the problem is bicycle shorts. 106 00:06:32,961 --> 00:06:35,354 I'm sorry, honey, you're cutting in and out. 107 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:40,601 Wheels up, Marge. It's go time. 108 00:06:42,405 --> 00:06:44,503 My girlfriend was having that problem. 109 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:47,442 She's had good luck with organic fabrics. 110 00:06:48,953 --> 00:06:51,052 Oh, good, you're weighing in. 111 00:06:52,436 --> 00:06:55,753 Turns out the four, six and nine were all beverages. 112 00:07:00,622 --> 00:07:03,435 -Mom, you ready to go? -Almost. 113 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,960 -What are you doing? -Eating a sandwich. 114 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:09,646 Then when we go out to dinner, I'll just order coffee, 115 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,870 and people will feel bad for me and buy me pudding. 116 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,018 Oh, my God, hold on. 117 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:17,789 Please tell me we won Publishers Clearing House. 118 00:07:17,873 --> 00:07:20,685 Get real, Mom. You have to have a screen door to win that thing. 119 00:07:22,951 --> 00:07:26,560 -Stanford Law School. -Open it! 120 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:29,162 I'm scared. 121 00:07:29,246 --> 00:07:32,690 I know it's a long shot, but there's still that part of me 122 00:07:32,773 --> 00:07:34,242 that thinks that maybe there's a chance. 123 00:07:34,326 --> 00:07:35,963 Oh, I have that little part, too. 124 00:07:36,046 --> 00:07:39,614 It's like how I think that one day I might win an Olympic gold medal. 125 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:41,335 You know, something easy like luge. 126 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,884 What's it say? 127 00:07:49,143 --> 00:07:51,786 They "regret to inform" me. 128 00:07:52,332 --> 00:07:53,801 What? 129 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:59,341 Mom, they don't regret to inform you that your dreams are coming true. 130 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:02,784 Honey, I'm sorry. 131 00:08:03,623 --> 00:08:08,659 I knew the numbers weren't in my favor, but my personal essay was so sad 132 00:08:08,744 --> 00:08:11,304 I thought I might just be able to guilt them into it. 133 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:14,158 My name come up? 134 00:08:15,878 --> 00:08:19,278 You can't write about World War Two without bringing up Hitler. 135 00:08:22,175 --> 00:08:23,560 It's okay. 136 00:08:23,644 --> 00:08:25,491 I've got other applications out there, 137 00:08:25,574 --> 00:08:28,848 and worst case, there's always North Valley Law School. 138 00:08:28,932 --> 00:08:30,193 Go, Centipedes. 139 00:08:31,282 --> 00:08:34,138 And I'll still be a lawyer, which is all that matters. 140 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,445 I'll just hang my diploma in the garage. 141 00:08:36,529 --> 00:08:38,839 -We don't have a garage. -We don't have a garage, 142 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:40,350 we don't have a screen door, what do we have? 143 00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:43,077 -Each other. -Way to kick me when I'm down. 144 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:47,149 So, where do you guys want to eat? 145 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:49,416 I'm willing to give Christy's place another shot 146 00:08:49,499 --> 00:08:51,514 now that I know how it works. 147 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,823 I went online and found a forum. 148 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:58,104 Are you out of your mind? I had to bus my own tray. 149 00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,496 My own tray. Tray! 150 00:09:02,888 --> 00:09:04,400 I liked the chili. 151 00:09:04,483 --> 00:09:07,549 It was comforting, just like Mom never made. 152 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:12,794 On Monday, they throw in corn bread, but you have to know to ask. 153 00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,480 Marjorie, what'd you think? 154 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,796 I appreciate the fact 155 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,063 that Christy brought a new idea into our world. 156 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:23,414 Translation: P.U. 157 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,267 Hey, you know what? You threw us a curveball, 158 00:09:26,352 --> 00:09:28,283 and Christy did her best to find a compromise. 159 00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,793 Was it an epic fail? Yes. 160 00:09:29,878 --> 00:09:32,144 Are we gonna be less open to her suggestions in the future? 161 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:33,823 Absolutely, but she tried. 162 00:09:35,922 --> 00:09:39,448 Well, I'm really in the mood for a Cobb salad from the bistro, 163 00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:42,595 hold the ham, cheese, bacon, egg, balsamic on the side. 164 00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:45,365 Why don't we do that, and I'll pay for Bonnie and Christy? 165 00:09:45,449 --> 00:09:47,800 No, no, no, we're not looking for charity. 166 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:50,066 Well, that's new. 167 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,711 What? 168 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,768 Never bothered you when I was paying. 169 00:09:55,187 --> 00:09:59,678 Hey, we never asked you to pay, you just started doing it. 170 00:09:59,763 --> 00:10:02,615 I started doing it because the check would sit on the table 171 00:10:02,699 --> 00:10:04,128 for an hour if I didn't. 172 00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:07,653 But now I'm done with you all taking advantage of me. 173 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,793 Hey, get over yourself. You bought me a couple of sandwiches, 174 00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:11,514 not a Lincoln Town Car. 175 00:10:11,935 --> 00:10:15,039 Oh, I'm sorry my personal growth doesn't work for you. 176 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:17,349 Hey, if I had a spare 65 grand laying around, 177 00:10:17,432 --> 00:10:19,615 I'd fly to a spa and buy some growth, too. 178 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,134 Maybe we ought to just take a moment and breathe. 179 00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:24,106 Hey, stand down, Grey Gardens. 180 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,793 If Jill wants to grow, we should tell her the truth. 181 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,193 Well, here's some truth. I'm only seven years older than you. 182 00:10:30,654 --> 00:10:32,543 Seven hard years, apparently. 183 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,354 I don't like it when we all fight. 184 00:10:35,774 --> 00:10:38,629 -Not now, Wendy. -You not now! 185 00:10:40,601 --> 00:10:43,623 You know what? I'm skipping the bistro. I got better things to do than 186 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:45,303 watch Christy yammering on about law school, 187 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:48,114 Wendy crying for no reason, Marjorie and her lame advice, 188 00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:51,683 and Bonnie trying to have sex with her pudding. 189 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:59,615 Well, I'm just gonna say it. She was nicer when she was fat. 190 00:11:04,651 --> 00:11:08,052 -You know what else pisses me off? -Watching Jaws here. 191 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:12,248 Jill is proof that money is wasted on the wrong people. 192 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,180 Look, topless girl wading in the water. 193 00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:16,698 What could happen? 194 00:11:17,999 --> 00:11:19,889 I just don't buy this movie. 195 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,281 The chief of police has that kind of waterfront property? 196 00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:25,848 It was the '70s. It was a totally different real estate market. 197 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,737 You know what? You're ruining it. 198 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,676 I'll tell you what, if Jill was in charge of that town, 199 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,564 she would've sold that house right out from under him, 200 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:33,824 'cause that's what the rich do. 201 00:11:33,907 --> 00:11:36,258 They screw the hardworking little guy like me. 202 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,945 You're neither one of those. 203 00:11:40,287 --> 00:11:42,301 It's just the injustice of it. 204 00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:44,526 What do you think? 205 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:46,668 Me? I think this is something 206 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,024 that you and the gals would have a lot of fun talking about. 207 00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:54,221 I haven't talked to them in four days, and I don't miss them at all. 208 00:11:54,306 --> 00:11:57,790 Well, your only other option is to relax and watch Jaws with me. 209 00:11:57,873 --> 00:12:00,855 Sure. Fine. Great. 210 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,200 Is this where they came up with "jump the shark"? 'Cause this is awful. 211 00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:19,071 North Valley School of Law. 212 00:12:20,077 --> 00:12:23,268 The time has come for us to settle for each other. 213 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,553 -Hey! -Hey. 214 00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:42,828 It's been suggested to me by my loving fiancé 215 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:47,403 that I might like to get my "bitter, angry ass" to a meeting. Care to join? 216 00:12:47,485 --> 00:12:49,333 No, I got work to do. 217 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:52,858 Okay. Just a heads up, he's in there watching Jaws like it's Zookeeper. 218 00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:55,420 At least in that one the animals talk. 219 00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:02,975 -Hey. -Hey. 220 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,828 -Watching Jaws. -I heard. 221 00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,110 You okay? 222 00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:12,838 I don't want to bother you, you're watching your movie. 223 00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:17,118 I can pause it. But don't tell your mom. I wouldn't do it for her. 224 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:19,847 So what's up? 225 00:13:26,983 --> 00:13:29,081 I didn't get into law school. 226 00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:34,789 -Which one? -All of them. 227 00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:39,112 -This was my last hope. -Christy, I'm so sorry. 228 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:45,157 This has been the entire focus of my life for four years. 229 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,809 It never occurred to me I wouldn't get in anywhere. 230 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,250 So what do you do now? 231 00:13:53,091 --> 00:13:54,474 I don't know. 232 00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:56,951 What'd your mom say? 233 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,436 I didn't tell her. 234 00:14:00,519 --> 00:14:02,156 I'm too embarrassed. 235 00:14:06,184 --> 00:14:07,864 I want to say the right thing, but... 236 00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:10,634 I don't know what that is. 237 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:13,951 Do you maybe want me to call Marjorie or Jill or... 238 00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:16,469 What's that other one's name? 239 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,799 They don't want to hear about me and school anymore. 240 00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,269 Well, then... 241 00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:27,129 That... 242 00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:31,578 That's a real pickle. 243 00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:37,330 -Pickle? -Sorry. 244 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,653 It's okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs. 245 00:14:44,129 --> 00:14:45,599 Here's something. 246 00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:48,830 When a door closes, a window opens. 247 00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:51,012 Thanks, all better! 248 00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:56,804 -Hey. Jill. Alcoholic. -Hi, Jill. 249 00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:58,903 First of all, I don't know who came up with having 250 00:14:58,988 --> 00:15:01,968 a candlelight meeting, but kudos. 251 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:04,275 I'm sure it's all about being spiritual and whatnot, 252 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,970 but I appreciate it on a day when I didn't get to touch up my makeup. 253 00:15:09,102 --> 00:15:13,551 Anyway, I don't usually come to this meeting, 254 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,524 but I'm avoiding some folks. 255 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:22,283 This isn't easy to share about... 256 00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:29,376 ...but I have a lot of money. I always have. 257 00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:32,608 And I know that sounds great, 258 00:15:32,693 --> 00:15:35,966 and it is sometimes, like when you want to buy stuff. 259 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,624 But I've never been able to trust whether or not 260 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,555 people were in my life for the right reasons. 261 00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:47,424 Like did my classmates want to attend my 13th birthday party, 262 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:50,362 or did they just want to go to Maui? I don't know. 263 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:53,133 I'll never know. 264 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,288 I thought I finally found some friends 265 00:15:57,372 --> 00:16:00,435 who loved me for who I am, but the second I stopped 266 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,659 picking up the check, everything went to hell. 267 00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:08,075 And I don't expect you to feel sorry for me. 268 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,684 But you should 'cause it's hard. 269 00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:17,309 Also, apropos of nothing, I recently lost 115 pounds. 270 00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,948 Hey, Christy, over here! 271 00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:27,257 Oh, hey, Brendan. 272 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:29,566 Yeah, come on! Come on. Over here. Come here. 273 00:16:29,649 --> 00:16:31,580 Come on. Sit down. 274 00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:33,972 Come here. Come on. Yeah. 275 00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:35,818 Hey, what's your poison? 276 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:38,547 Sadly, gazpacho. 277 00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,906 I really wanted the chili... Like, I needed the chili... 278 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,207 But they were out. 279 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,640 Cool. I'm kind of drunk. 280 00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:47,949 But we're celebrating. 281 00:16:48,032 --> 00:16:50,131 Jessica, Tom and Leo got into UCLA Law, 282 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:52,524 I got into Berkeley, and Leslie's going to North Valley. 283 00:16:53,574 --> 00:16:56,764 Hey, what can I say? It's a school. 284 00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:00,750 Brendan, how did you get into 285 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,060 the most prestigious law school on the West Coast? 286 00:17:03,144 --> 00:17:05,199 Adderall and luck. 287 00:17:08,558 --> 00:17:10,950 ...and the wisdom to know the difference. 288 00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:13,174 Amen. 289 00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:24,047 -Oh. Hello. -Yeah, it's me. 290 00:17:25,808 --> 00:17:30,005 Looks like we were avoiding each other at the same meeting. 291 00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:33,700 I heard your share. 292 00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:36,176 It wasn't about you. 293 00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,156 Entirely. 294 00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:43,647 I guess one of the good things about being poor is 295 00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:46,460 I never had to worry about why people wanted to be my friend. 296 00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:49,231 Except of course when I had blow. 297 00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:52,378 Oh, yeah. Everybody loves you when you're holding. 298 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,842 I'm sorry about what happened. 299 00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:03,123 And I want you to know that I'd be your friend 300 00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:04,634 whether you had money or not. 301 00:18:06,312 --> 00:18:07,740 And I know you're mine, 302 00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:10,341 'cause let's face it, I come with zero perks. 303 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,281 Not a one. 304 00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:22,891 Yeah. 305 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,865 So where did you get in? 306 00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:26,963 I didn't. 307 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:28,894 Nowhere? 308 00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:32,210 -Nope. You? -Nothing. 309 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,820 Kicking myself for not applying to North Valley. 310 00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:37,834 They accept anyone with a pulse. 311 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,815 I am proof that's not true. 312 00:18:41,234 --> 00:18:44,215 No way. You didn't get into North Valley?! 313 00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:45,725 Keep it down. 314 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:47,740 Sorry. 315 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:52,062 Well, in that case, I think that you need this more than I do. 316 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,230 Hello? 317 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:12,252 Oh, hey, Jill. 318 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:17,456 I'm glad you called. 319 00:19:24,677 --> 00:19:26,188 I just want to make it really clear, 320 00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,875 I am buying Jill an iced tea and a side salad. 321 00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,973 The rest of you are on your own, so order accordingly. 322 00:19:32,064 --> 00:19:34,791 -I kind of wanted to pay for Jill. -You do it next time. 323 00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:37,603 But if you want to order fries for the table, no one's gonna stop you. 324 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,829 I want to make a toast. 325 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,800 To us. 326 00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:44,362 Not being able to talk to you guys was really terrible. 327 00:19:44,445 --> 00:19:47,426 Tell me about it. I felt so useless. 328 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,643 I was so lonely. 329 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,120 Apparently, I became "irritating." 330 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,972 And I almost drank. Cheers. 331 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,317 Wait, what? 332 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:57,289 Sweetie, what happened? 333 00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,891 Are you sure you want to know? 334 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,998 It's a "Christy goes back to school" story. 335 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,845 Of course we want to know. 336 00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:11,686 I didn't get into any of the law schools I applied to. 337 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,581 -Oh, no. -Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry. 338 00:20:14,665 --> 00:20:16,428 Why didn't you tell me? 339 00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:18,778 I don't know. 340 00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,878 Shock, shame. 341 00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,767 Oh, honey. 342 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:24,361 We're ready to order. 343 00:20:24,865 --> 00:20:27,930 And could you keep the coffee coming, 'cause we're gonna be here for a while.