1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,143 * Fly, Eagles, fly... * 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:05,472 CHARLIE: Where is it? It was right here. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,336 I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac, 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,005 what are you even talking about? The word is 5 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:10,883 "superstition," not "stupidstition." 6 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,911 I know what the word is, Charlie. 7 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:16,816 I'm saying your Green Man suit is a stupid superstition. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,520 Oh, really? Then why do the Eagles keep winning? 9 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,823 Also, by the way, dude, uh, you're a Cowboys fan, 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,355 -so shut the hell up. -I'm not a Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan, 11 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,202 -and he retired, so now I bleed green. Go, Birds, go, Birds! -All right, well, 12 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,028 I'm not going to the Super Bowl without it. I got to find it. 13 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,833 Yeah, don't make us late, Charlie, all right? 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,874 I-If you can't find it, you can't find it, you know? 15 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,100 The-the fans have no effect on the outcome of the game, anyway. 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,936 -Do you know how football works? -MAC: Yes, that's right, 17 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,610 your voodoo bullshit is not gonna mean anything at the-- 18 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,240 what? What's going on with your eye? 19 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,105 Uh, nothing, I got a-- I think I got an eyelash in it. 20 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,054 You're, like, scratching it and it's blinking... 21 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,579 I just, I slept on it funny. 22 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,224 What the hell is the holdup here? 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,749 MAC: Frank, this is why I wanted 24 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,923 total control over the guest list, all right? 25 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,562 The eyes of the world are gonna be on Philadelphia. 26 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:58,058 And I want to show them that we are not just degenerates, okay? 27 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:01,302 And that is why I'm very nervous about these guys. 28 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:03,359 (chanting): Yeah! Chug, chug, chug! 29 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,767 Chug, chug, chug! 30 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,068 -Chug, chug, chug! -Hey! 31 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,240 Chug-- boom! 32 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,538 -(laughs) -That's 15. 33 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,040 Post that, Jack, post it, baby. 34 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,571 I can't-- it doesn't work with this, uh... 35 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,276 (laughter) 36 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,538 -Oh! -MAC: Oh, come on. 37 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,106 No big, giant, ridiculous hands. 38 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,945 What? What? D-Don't make me go without them. 39 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,450 I'm not making you go at all. 40 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,952 Frank, these people are the worst. 41 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,423 Come on, Mac. This is the salt of the earth. 42 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,623 These people represent Philadelphia. That's right. 43 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,385 -Yeah. -You have literally picked out 44 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,963 the biggest pieces of shit in the city. 45 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,502 I got to agree with that. These guys are pieces of shit. 46 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,598 -What is in your mouth? -Chew. 47 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,830 -Awesome, cool, good to see you. -Oh, my God. 48 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:39,896 -Cricket. -Yeah, baby? 49 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,103 Bad news, you're out. 50 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,635 -What? Wait, why? -Well, you are literally 51 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,270 the worst representation of the entire city. 52 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,636 -Oh... -Your nose is bleeding as we speak. 53 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,335 Okay, I came up portside on a horse, and he was 54 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,837 a little quicker than me-- that's lesson learned. 55 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,308 You can't bump Crick. 56 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,946 -I can, I have, and I will. -Oh, God. 57 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,181 I have an alternate. Here he comes. 58 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,017 -Hey, guys! -Oh, hey! -(laughter) 59 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,121 -Pumped for the big game? -Yeah, baby. 60 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:02,124 Yes. Now, see, Rex represents the best 61 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,786 -that Philadelphia has to offer. -Oh, yeah. 62 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,034 Either way, Cricks, you're out. Get out of here. 63 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,699 -Unbelievable. I mean... -All right, Crick, all right. 64 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,698 -You're the worst. -We got to go, we got to go. 65 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,770 Yo, check it out. I got one last surprise. 66 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,640 ("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing) 67 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,868 (cheering, whooping) 68 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,805 FRANK: Here you go, here you go. 69 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,011 -Is this a bar? -Nice. 70 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:24,212 -Nice. -Fully stocked, baby. 71 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,645 (overlapping chatter) 72 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,519 (cheering) 73 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,478 -You found it! -MAC: All right. 74 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,487 You found the damn suit-- can we go now? 75 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,149 -(whoops) -E! A! G! 76 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:36,057 L! E! S! Eagles! 77 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,129 * It's the eye of the tiger * 78 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,228 * It's the thrill of the fight * 79 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:44,331 * Rising up to the challenge of our rival * 80 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,165 * And the last known survivor * 81 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,641 * Stalks his prey in the night * 82 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,910 * And he's watching us all with the eye * 83 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,210 * Of the tiger. * 84 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,684 * The eye of the tiger... * 85 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,117 Yeah. 86 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,657 Wait for it. 87 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,161 -(grunting rhythmically) -Oh, my God. 88 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,162 No, no, no. We're gonna sing it again? 89 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,534 This is, like, the tenth time. 90 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,073 Oh, yeah, i-it turns out there's not that many songs 91 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,398 about Philadelphia. 92 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,403 -(music fades) -Aw, man... 93 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,574 (overlapping chatter) 94 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,072 REX: Uh, Charlie. 95 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,373 -What happened to your nose? -CRICKET: Uh... 96 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,536 You're bleeding, man. 97 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,744 Uh, um. Oh, all right. 98 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,936 -All right, fine, it's me. -DEE: Oh! 99 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,507 -Cricket. -Cricket! 100 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,905 Yes, it's me, it's me. I snuck on, all right? 101 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,177 -Ah, this damn nose. -Ooh, ooh, ooh. We should, uh, 102 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,346 uh, we should probably go back for Charlie, right? But... 103 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,888 Ah, I don't want to set a precedent of little mishaps 104 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,894 setting us back, so... 105 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,797 Cricket, you're back in. We're going to the Super Bowl. 106 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,599 -Yeah, all right. -(slurring): Hey, Mac, uh, 107 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:54,402 what about the waitress? She's gonna want to turn around. 108 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:57,095 -Sh-She don't even like football. -Oh, yeah, football sucks. 109 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,207 But if Charlie missed the bus, he missed the bus. 110 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,479 I'm not missing a second of my dreamboat, Tommy Terrific! 111 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,910 -Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Go, Pats! -(all yelling) 112 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,414 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Drive! Drive! 113 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,876 Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Oh, shit, pothole. 114 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,654 -(metal clattering) -(all yelling) 115 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:13,293 Oh, something kicked loose inside. (groans) 116 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,291 -Oh, that was bad. That was bad. -Oh, yeah. 117 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,123 You're not looking so good, Frank. 118 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,557 -Yeah. -You want a protein shake? 119 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,132 -No. No. -Brought a couple cases 120 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,000 of my new Invigaron berries to hock at the game. 121 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,499 MAC: Invigaron? 122 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,971 You're involved in that pyramid scheme, too? 123 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,598 No. No hocking berries at the Super Bowl, Rex. 124 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,935 Just be meat, okay? 125 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,739 Well-- take off your shirt, please. 126 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,511 -It's so cold, Mac. -(groans) 127 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,481 -And you. What's going on with you? -No, no, no. I'm fine. 128 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,679 Just a little intestinal cramping. I'll be fine. 129 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,422 -Come on, let's rent a car and ditch these dodos, okay? -Oh, Jesus. 130 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,279 W-What's wrong with your eye? It's, like, way worse. 131 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,118 Okay, I get it, I get it. 132 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:49,263 It's "Pick on Dee for No Reason Day." Real original. 133 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,759 (grunts) Uh, okay. 134 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,303 Oh, man, I got grease on my jean shorts. 135 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,870 All right, well, uh, all right, there's good news and bad news. 136 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,669 The bad news is, the axle's bent, 137 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,541 -and this bus isn't going anywhere. -(groans) 138 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,670 But the good news is is we passed a Walmart 139 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,105 a few miles back. 140 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,639 So you can go get some parts. 141 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,435 Oh, no, no, no. They don't have axles there. 142 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,877 But I can get a new pair of jean shorts. 143 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,882 Damn it, Frank. I knew this would happen. 144 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,145 We invite the wrong crowd, and now we've got people 145 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,154 going on expeditions for jean shorts. 146 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,156 And hocking magical berries and rooting for the Patriots? 147 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,459 This always happens to us. 148 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,491 Every single thing we do turns to shit. 149 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,896 And now, we finally have an opportunity to be something, 150 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,399 to be winners, and we're not gonna make it. 151 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:35,142 We are never, ever gonna make it to the Super Bowl. 152 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,668 Well... 153 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:42,705 (chanting): E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles! 154 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,483 ANNOUNCER: Hi, everyone. Welcome to Super Bowl LII. 155 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,323 Well, we made it to the Super Bowl. That was easy. 156 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,078 Yeah, it was incredibly smooth. 157 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,847 All right, guys, let's go out into the stadium, 158 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,345 see what we can get ourselves into. 159 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,087 -(cheering) -MAC: Guys, guys. 160 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,092 Let's just stay in the box, all right? 161 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,494 You know, for the whole game, everybody just stays in the box. 162 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,557 (booing, jeering) 163 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,596 Let's-let's cool it on the boos, you know? 164 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,072 That's-that's kind of, like, what we're famous for, you know? 165 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,000 We-we boo ourselves, we boo the Eagles, we boo Santa Claus. 166 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,608 Let's save our boos, for the team that deserves it. 167 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,781 And that's the most successful franchise 168 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,209 in the history of organized sports. 169 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,584 Okay. Let's just be the most respectful 170 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,282 Philly fans we can be. 171 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,523 Mac's right. Everybody, just act like you belong. 172 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,520 (booing, jeering) 173 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,222 -What? What? -That's okay to boo. 174 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,724 Yeah, Dee, your eye does not look good. 175 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:32,227 Okay, "Everybody look at me, I'm a stupid Pats fan, 176 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,229 making up stuff about Dee's eye." 177 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,701 Dee, you definitely have pink eye. 178 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,700 I-I don't have pink... all right. 179 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,702 Would a person with pink eye do this? 180 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,535 -(gasping, booing) -Would she do that? 181 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,241 -Boo. -What? 182 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,972 -Guys, the game's gonna start. Kickoff, kickoff. -Oh! 183 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,777 -Kickoff, kickoff. -(cheering) 184 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,039 Guys, stay positive. Stay positive. 185 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,048 ANNOUNCER: Gostkowski approaches the football, 186 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,651 and Super Bowl LII is underway. 187 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,762 Oh, I like this drive, boys. 188 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,259 -(groans) -I like this drive. 189 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,260 Birds look good. Birds look good. 190 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,132 Frank, what's going on, man? 191 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,930 -Huh? -What's wrong with you? 192 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,502 I just got to go to the bathroom. 193 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,431 We can go? Let's take a, take a walk. 194 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,596 Well, h-hold on one second. They're-- Eagles are driving. 195 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,795 -Let's just wait till there's a break in the action. -I got to pee. 196 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:20,107 Hello. Someone has been pushing the call button. Nonstop. 197 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,940 Oh, that's me. Yeah, I-I choked down some dogs too fast. 198 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,177 They-they didn't settle, you know? 199 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,753 They came back up, actually. 200 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,621 On the other dogs. 201 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,350 Yeah, we're gonna need some reinforcements there, pal. 202 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,664 Can we get some binoculars up in here, too? 203 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,458 Oh, my God. (laughs softly) 204 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,090 How did I move all the way to Minnesota, 205 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,525 and I'm still waiting on you people? 206 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,260 -Huh? -What are you talking about? 207 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,634 -I've waited on you. -I-I don't know this guy. 208 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,974 -No, you never waited on us. -Uh-uh. 209 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,198 -We don't live in Minnesota, bud. -Yeah. 210 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,803 I have waited on you back in-- 211 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,535 uh, you know what? It's not worth recapping. 212 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,170 W-What's the point? 213 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,614 Hey, man. 214 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,370 You seem a little stressed-- ooh. 215 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,607 You're kind of frail. You need to get swole. 216 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,614 What if I told you there's a berry 217 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,276 that can handle all your fitness needs? 218 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,283 I'm good, but thank you. 219 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,875 I'm just gonna go do my job. 220 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,045 (grunts) 221 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,786 -Oh! -(laughter) 222 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,992 (laughter, booing) 223 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,795 I tied his shoelaces together. 224 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,328 (laughter) 225 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,803 This Minnesota rube, he's not ready 226 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,001 for your big-city shenanigans, Frank. 227 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,235 Waiter, run and go get us some beer, would you? 228 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,240 -ANNOUNCER: And the kick is good. -(cheering) 229 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:28,042 And the Eagles lead Super Bowl LII... 230 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,675 I got to pee now. I got to pee now. 231 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,511 -Yeah, let's go now. -All right. There's a break in the action. 232 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,046 -Frank, we got to come back fast. Come back fast. -I got to go. 233 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:41,351 FRANK: Oh! God! Damn it! 234 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,518 What's going on over there, Frank? 235 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,927 I got a kidney stone. (growls) 236 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,359 Oh. O-On the bus. 237 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,355 I felt a little piece of kidney stone break off 238 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,527 and go through the, into the bladder. 239 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,766 Why didn't you tell me that you have a kidney stone, dude? 240 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,172 I don't want to freak you out. 241 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,043 Well, you're freaking me out now, man. 242 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,041 -(crowd cheering) -Oh, shit, we're missing something. 243 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,513 Listen, Frank. This kidney stone better not screw us up. 244 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,113 (scoffs) I can manage. 245 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,915 This ain't my first rodeo. 246 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,178 ANNOUNCER: The P.A.T. is no good. He missed it. 247 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,547 -(jeering) -Yes! 248 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,545 (moans) 249 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,587 We don't see the touchdown and then they miss the extra point? 250 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,434 Dee, how'd the Eagles score? 251 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,688 Who knows? I can't see a goddamn thing this high up. 252 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,258 These seats are the worst. 253 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,725 You can't see because you have 254 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,774 a very serious bacterial infection in your eye. 255 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,100 -Hey, you got new hands. -Oh, yeah. 256 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,196 Oh, I like them. 257 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,707 -(chuckles) -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 258 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,309 Where do you think you're going? 259 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,570 Oh, ding-dong here's getting honored 260 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,738 with the rest of the vets. 261 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,306 I'm gonna sneak down there with him. 262 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,214 When we get close to the field, I'm gonna let you in 263 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,246 on a little plan I've whipped up. 264 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,421 No, no plans, all right? Just stay in the box. 265 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,220 Guess what? No one's talking to you, okay? 266 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,722 All right, when we get close to the field... 267 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,794 Whoa. Dee. Both your eyes are looking real bad. 268 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,793 MAC: Oh, yeah, that pink eye's disgusting. 269 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,086 So, you know what, you can go, but I'm, 270 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,557 I'm just gonna cover you up 271 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,595 so people don't know that you're from Philadelphia. 272 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,571 Go. Go. Go. 273 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,239 Mac, come on. What're we doing up here, huh? 274 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,809 L-Luxury suite? Napkins? Utensils? 275 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,809 We're going soft up here in this ivory tower. 276 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,482 I mean, if they get to go, we should, too. 277 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,580 Come on, let us loose, Mac. Unleash the fury! 278 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,784 I mean, how's Brady even supposed to know 279 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,346 I'm here in this stupid box? The guy... 280 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,754 Tom Brady does not care that you are here. 281 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,657 Guys, nobody leaves the box! All right? And you. 282 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,830 Take off the goddamn shirt! 283 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,488 -(gasps) -Whoa. 284 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,297 Oh... 285 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,259 What am I looking at here, Rex? 286 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,528 It's the Invigaron berries, man. 287 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,466 They're loaded with sugar, but I'm in too deep. 288 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,343 I've got to sell 40 cases of this stuff 289 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,671 or I'm gonna lose my apartment. 290 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,507 ANNOUNCER: The snap is good, the hold is perfect... 291 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,441 (all groaning, jeering) 292 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,976 Oh, yes! In your face! In your face! (laughs) 293 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,015 ANNOUNCER: Brady hands off to James White. 294 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,380 He's across the 20, 295 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,148 avoids another tackle and crosses the goal line. 296 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,817 -Touchdown, Patriots. -(groaning) 297 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,156 Yes! Hell yeah, another Patriots touchdown. 298 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,231 Tommy Touchdown coming to get y'all. Yes. 299 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,830 You know what? You get out, too. 300 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,832 -Oh, yeah? -Yes. 301 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,963 -I can go? -Yes. 302 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,667 All right. Tommy, Mama's coming. 303 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,169 I got to piss. 304 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,970 The stone's making me go. I got to go. 305 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,072 Frank, I've already taken you, like, three times, all right? 306 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,014 And all I've got to see are good plays by the Patriots. 307 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,341 -Let the man piss. -Yeah, I got to go. 308 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,706 No. Every time Frank goes to the bathroom, the Eagles score. 309 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,348 (choir sings) 310 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,153 -(grunting) -Are you pissing? 311 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,685 Piss, Frank, piss. 312 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,821 I'm pissing, and it hurts like shit. 313 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,186 -What's going on with the game? -Just... 314 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,863 Just keep peeing. I don't know. It's not updating. 315 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,562 ANNOUNCER: ...throws into the end zone. 316 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,103 Touchdown! 317 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,198 -Us or them? Us or them? -I don't know, Frank. 318 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,230 -I don't know. What happened? Wha...? -Hey-oh! 319 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,336 -Pondy, what happened? -Eagles score! 320 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,769 Yes! 321 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:49,006 Pondy, I need you to bring as much beer to this bathroom 322 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,512 as you possibly can. 323 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,253 -Frank, drink! -Got to piss. 324 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,519 I need you to piss through this entire game, Frank. 325 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,718 -We can't leave this bathroom. -I want to... 326 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,791 The Eagles need us. 327 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,849 (marching band playing) 328 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,888 * 329 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:06,959 (clattering) 330 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,472 (indistinct chatter) 331 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,173 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. You need a pass. 332 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,920 -Hey, whoa, watch out. Watch where you're going. -Oop, sorry. 333 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,093 -Open your eyes. -Sorry. (groans) Oh. 334 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,555 Perfect timing, man. I need to get this out to Brady. 335 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,227 ANNOUNCER: Brady's ready to go out. 336 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,336 He's really wiping that sweat off with that towel. 337 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,769 I mean, he's really going at it. 338 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,814 Just squirt some out, man, squirt it out. 339 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,480 I can't piss no more. It hurts like shit. 340 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,608 You got to force it out, then. 341 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,613 Where's Pondy with the beer? Oh! 342 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,605 You, you! Ten beers, stat. 343 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,077 I'm off duty, just here to go to the bathroom. 344 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,776 -Mac, the crew got out. -What? 345 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,118 -REX: It's not just a berry. -MAC: Oh, no. 346 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,815 It's a berry found deep in the jungles of the Amazon forest, 347 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,828 and available for the first time! 348 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,330 I'm a happy client. 349 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,831 First down! Whoo, yeah. I love you, Tom. 350 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,273 ANNOUNCER And it's always nice to see 351 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,542 our nation's troops being honored. 352 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,641 We are Philadelphia! 353 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,513 These guys are a total embarrassment. 354 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,482 (sighs) We blew it, man. 355 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,052 Now Brady's got the ball with two and a half minutes left. 356 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,652 He's gonna take the ball down the field, 357 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,453 he's gonna score, and he's gonna win the game. 358 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,385 Because that's who he is, man. 359 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,020 And you know who we are? We're losers. 360 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,556 All of Philadelphia. 361 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,561 We're angry, and we're mean and we're cruel. 362 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,834 And we act like jerks, and now these assholes, 363 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,873 they can't even bring us beer so that you can pass the stone 364 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000 and we can win the game. 365 00:13:55,035 --> 00:14:00,205 No. No, no, Mac. You got 'em all wrong. 366 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,840 No. 367 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,675 Those guys, those guys are Philadelphia. 368 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,482 They bust their ass every day just to get through. 369 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,646 And then, on a Sunday, they put all their hopes into the Eagles. 370 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:18,356 And year after year after year, their team lets them down. 371 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,761 And they get angry. 372 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,862 And that anger builds into a stone of fury. 373 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,767 And if it could just be released, 374 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,699 then we could feel something different. 375 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,865 What? 376 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,074 W-Well, then, you, me, us, those guys, 377 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,607 the whole city of Philadelphia could feel like champions! 378 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,275 -(grunting) -Frank. 379 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,883 You got to push that stone out right now. 380 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,176 -You can do it. -I can do it. 381 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,547 -You can do it. -I'll piss it out! 382 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,215 Do it for the Birds, Frank. 383 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,124 -Do it for the whole city of Philadelphia, man, push! -(grunting) 384 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,727 ANNOUNCER: Brady, with White to his right, takes the snap. 385 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,029 Do it like Rocky, man. Push. 386 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,632 ANNOUNCER: Brady back, steps up. He's hit by Brandon Graham. 387 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,074 -(grunting) -The ball is loose! -(stone clatters) 388 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,271 (laughs) 389 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,443 ANNOUNCER: And the Eagles have it! The Eagles have it! 390 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,372 It's recovered by Derek Barnett! 391 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,937 Brady lost the ball. 392 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,106 Looks like he couldn't see the defender. 393 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,954 It's-it's like something was wrong with his eyes. 394 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,951 WAITER: Brady fumbled. 395 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,482 The Eagles recovered. 396 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,586 -You did it! -Oh, no, Mac. We did it! 397 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,889 BOTH: We did it! We did it! We did it. 398 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,561 We did it! We did it! 399 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,430 I don't know why you care, fair-weather fan. 400 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,328 Fair-weather fan. You're from Minnesota, that's okay. 401 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,630 E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles! 402 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,996 * Fly, Eagles, fly... * 403 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,437 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 404 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,241 -What? -What're you singing about? 405 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,413 Oh, I'm over Tommy Fumbles. 406 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,581 I'm all about my man, Nick Foles! 407 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,011 Gross. You know, it doesn't matter. 408 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,517 Guys, I have an announcement to make. 409 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,448 I owe you an apology. 410 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,123 You guys are true representations 411 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,523 of the city of Philadelphia. 412 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,524 And we came together as a city. 413 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,157 And, guys, we helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl. 414 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,264 -They won the Super Bowl! -(cheers) 415 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,626 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 416 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,925 Brady got the ball back, and there's 58 seconds 417 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,296 left in the game. 418 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,865 What did you do?! 419 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,202 You sons of bitches, this is your fault! 420 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,868 You screwed it up! 421 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,135 What're we gonna do? What do we do? 422 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,844 Do a superstition. Frank! Pee! Pee! Pee! 423 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,445 -Hey, I'm dry. -Somebody do a superstition, quick! 424 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,019 Charlie! 425 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,279 ANNOUNCER: The Patriots with the ball 426 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,446 at their own nine yard line. 427 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,854 Oh! Oh, Brady's got the ball. 428 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,685 -ANNOUNCER: They are out of time outs. -Wha-What?! 429 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,460 Brady's got the ball with time on the clock? 430 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,519 Oh, shit. What happened? What changed? 431 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,558 Yeah, you're gonna have to get back in that trap. 432 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,334 -Yep. -Aw, come on, man. 433 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,703 You just told me to get out of it. 434 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,000 Yeah, that was before Brady had the ball. 435 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,003 Ah. Does it have to be the same leg or... 436 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,195 -Same leg. -Damn it! 437 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,207 Are you sure this is gonna work? 438 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,239 Every single thing that every fan does, 439 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,805 at home or at the stadium, 440 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,682 makes a direct impact in the game. 441 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,581 -No, you're right. I want to help you win out there. -(phone rings) 442 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,853 Oh, I'm getting a call. 443 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,751 Let me think about this for a minute. 444 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,394 Hey, what's up, Mac? 445 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,389 Hey, Charlie, what's g... 446 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,061 Whoa, man, what the hell happened to you? 447 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,230 -It's a long story. -All right. 448 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,528 Well, did you do your superstitions? 449 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,359 Brady's going to Gronk; we're screwed. 450 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,195 I got one thing left to do. 451 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,430 All right, well, you better hurry up, man. 452 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,734 I'm doing it. Here it goes. 453 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,165 MAC: He's backing up in the pocket! 454 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,171 ANNOUNCER: He's back again. He steps up. 455 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,043 -MAC: Brady's backing up. -ANNOUNCER: He's hit. He stumbles. 456 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,771 -Do it, do it now! -He's throwing! 457 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,577 ANNOUNCER: He is going deep for the end zone, 458 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,110 and it is... 459 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,546 batted around... 460 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,892 and incomplete! 461 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,119 And the game is over! 462 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,215 (laughs) 463 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,457 -(all cheering) -We did it! 464 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,202 We did it! The superstitions are real! 465 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,059 Yes! 466 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,127 (cackling) 467 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,426 MAC: Charlie, you did it! 468 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,897 You did it, you were right. 469 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,795 The superstitions were real. You did it, man! 470 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,067 (wails, laughs) 471 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,437 ANNOUNCER: What a tremendous Super Bowl. 472 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,146 It is still a mystery as to what happened with Brady's eye, 473 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,219 but it had to have an effect on his play late in the game. 474 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,979 What a win for the Eagles, 475 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,286 -and what a win for the city of Philadelphia. -We did it! 476 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,620 (all cheering) 477 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,268 * 478 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:52,927 They did it! They did it! They did it! They did it. 479 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:57,135 -It's over! -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 480 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,010 -They did it! -They did it! 481 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,168 Oh, my God, they did it! 482 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,475 (trio chanting backwards) 483 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,494 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH