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Disco? Dead. Don't do that.
Never that ever again.
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The '80s are about fluidity.
It's all about being loose and the flow.
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All right. This is what I want you to do.
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Learning to dance.
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Super easy. Yeah?
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It's all about being in your body. Yeah?
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What is that?
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It's Belinda Carlisle's trademark move.
I saw her do it at The Roxy.
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Come on. Uh?
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Come on. Get up, get up. Let's do it.
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Try it. Try it in the mirror.
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Hmm. Up.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
I don't... I don't wanna do that.
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It's kind of gay, don't you think?
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You know what?
You know what's gonna work for you?
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-Pocket dancing.
-Pocket dancing?
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All you need is an oversized jacket.
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And then you can be that guy, you know?
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It's the life raft
for the uncoordinated man.
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Who can accuse you of being stiff
when the whole point is to be stiff?
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Look, I don't wanna do this!
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I don't wanna go on some stupid dance show
and embarrass myself on television.
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The entire situation is ludicrous,
but we don't really have a choice, do we?
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Mr. Schaffer set the whole thing up.
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You're just gonna have
to find a dance style that works for you.
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He's a really good dancer, man.
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-Who is?
-Robert.
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You saw him. Even when he's losing
his mind, he's got moves.
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Susan's gonna wish she was dancing
with him instead of me.
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And that will be the beginning of the end.
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Susan loves you, Thom.
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Yeah, and my dad loved my mom.
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Until he left her for somebody better.
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Robert isn't any better than you.
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In fact, we don't even know
who Robert really is.
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He's sophisticated.
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He knows about sailboats
and garnishes and "Prowst."
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It's… Proust, but I understand
why someone would say "Prowst."
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I think he's gonna hurt her.
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I feel it.
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I can't let that happen.
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I'd do anything for her. To keep her safe,
to keep her with me.
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-I'd...
-You'd kill for her.
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I would.
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I'm worried about you, Thom.
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Ever since the other night
at the party with the crazy cult guy…
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you've been acting strange.
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What are you trying to say, Bret?
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I don't know.
51
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I just feel like there's something
going on that I don't know about.
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Help me understand.
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Hmm?
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You can let me in.
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I'm a friend.
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I know.
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I'm just stressed about the dance-off.
That's it.
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Okay. All right.
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Let's try something else.
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Um… Okay. I think…
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…this is gonna be
a little more your speed.
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Super simple. Robot.
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She's so romantic.
I don't think you can pull it off.
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I mean, it's slutty, but it's good.
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You can do that.
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Ah. Pearls, pearls.
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I mean, hair and fur.
What else do you want?
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I don't know, Steven.
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I need to stand out.
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I… want drama.
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Trust me.
Pastels are where the '80s are headed.
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But… …you don't want someone
with vision styling you for the show,
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then you can just
walk yourself into a Sears
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and tell those pug dogs
at the counter to hose you down
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with all the brown corduroy they've got.
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Here. This is it.
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Claude Montana. Headpiece, shoulders,
waist, peplum, harem. Perfect.
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No.
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No.
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Steven, what is Cha Cha doing
in your purse?
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-To remind you what's at stake.
-That is my Dance Off! competition.
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I am aware of that.
And she has style, which you don't.
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And you need to get a heap of it.
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She's trash. She's poor.
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Compare, then flair.
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Okay, seriously?
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Debbie, you can't just do coke
out in the open at Hamburger Hamlet.
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Oh, what's the big deal?
Everybody's doing it.
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It's practically a vitamin.
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By the way, Steven…
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I'm low.
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What does it mean that my life has become
hours of laminating at Kinko's
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and weekly expeditions
down to Pico to buy blow
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for a commandeering little girl?
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I surely deserve better.
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I want half a gram.
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-Fine.
-Fine.
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Scoot. Scoot.
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Wedge salad, hold the dressing.
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And a loaded Reuben with thick-cut fries.
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-Thank you.
-Enjoy.
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I don't know how you stay so thin.
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You look terrific, Debbie.
Just try and be happy with yourself.
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I will be happy once I win Dance Off!
105
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And everyone in this town
sees that I did it all by myself
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without any help from anyone.
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I won't stress. It's just some dance show.
108
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I'm just gonna have a good time
and do my thing.
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Your thing is that you win.
110
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It's true. You win everything.
111
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So, just don't win
this one thing for once.
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I wasn't planning on it.
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Don't pretend like
you aren't strategic, Susan.
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God, Debbie. Where is this coming from?
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You must really hate me.
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You get the body, the guy,
you're gonna win homecoming queen.
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In case you haven't noticed,
the new guy likes you.
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-Who? Robert?
-Mm-hmm.
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He doesn't like me.
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For someone who looks
in the mirror all the time,
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you really don't look
in the mirror, do you?
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I think you need
to get some perspective, Debbie,
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and take a deep breath.
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I know we're best friends, Susan.
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Sometimes I really could just murder you.
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♪ On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go ♪
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♪ With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection ♪
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♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night ♪
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♪ Well, I wait so long
For my love vibration ♪
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♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh-oh, dancing with myself
Oh-oh-oh… ♪
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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
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Because Ken came in another box.
135
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-Where's Thom?
-He has the flu.
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Yeah, there's a serious case
of the "I can't dance" going around.
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Stop it. We are here to have fun.
138
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Well, I'm gonna win this thing
if it's the last thing I do.
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Good luck with that.
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♪ If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to… ♪
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Oh, oh.
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Fuck!
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Cup my balls. Say my name.
Cup my balls. Say my name, say my name.
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Come on. Fuck.
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Oh, shit. Ah.
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Ah…
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Holy shit.
Like Mount Saint Helens in here.
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Oh.
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You're getting very good at that,
young lady.
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Yeah, about that…
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Oh.
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By my calculation,
and I'm getting an A in algebra,
153
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I've given you 50 blow jobs and fucked you
six times in the past three months.
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That's great. So?
155
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So, it's time you tell
your wife about us, Tony.
156
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Or I will.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
This is the best we've ever looked.
159
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I second that.
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Look at the kids. Look at the kids!
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-Hi, Daddy.
-Wow, baby. Ooh!
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-Look at you. Stunning.
-Hmm.
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Bret.
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-Hi.
-What's that?
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Twenty-dollar bills.
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Bribes for me to give the cameramen.
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That's just to assure that you get plenty
of camera time to show off your moves.
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Not that you won't take
that title on your own.
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Love you, Daddy.
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Love you.
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Um… do you wanna go practice?
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Come on. We have got to focus.
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Wow.
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Look at 'em. It's all in front of them.
175
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,019
Because the way that you're holding me
is making me look big. Here.
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I was that young once.
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00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,733
Yeah. During the Pleistocene era.
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-Figure it out.
-Okay.
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I want it all the way over there,
and then I want you to pull me in.
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We're gonna go to the middle,
we're gonna do three spins…
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Shit.
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Showtime, motherfuckers.
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It's the first week of October 1981.
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And this is Dance Off!
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Now, let's meet some
of this week's dancers.
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{\an8}Hi. I'm Bret. I like Joan Didion,
and I wanna be a writer.
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{\an8}Hi. I'm Debbie,
and I'm gonna rule the world.
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00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:20,281
{\an8}Hi. I'm Susan. I'd like
to pursue a career in the legal arts.
189
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{\an8}I'm Robert. I like trying new
hair products like gel and mousse
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{\an8}and studying the philosophies
of Kahlil Gibran.
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{\an8}Hi. I'm Cha Cha. I've been Groover
of the Week three months in a row,
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{\an8}and I'm gonna win it again tonight.
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{\an8}And I'm Tony Cruz, host of Dance Off!
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All right.
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This week, boy, it's an exciting one.
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We're dancing down the hottest hits
in the land, featuring the Griffins.
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But first up, and new on the charts,
Rick James with "Super Freak."
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Ha ha.
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00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,073
Hit it!
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00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,210
Fucking bitch.
201
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,091
♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪
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00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,970
♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪
203
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♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪
204
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,019
♪ Once you get her off the street
Ow, girl ♪
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♪ She likes the boys in the band ♪
206
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,651
♪ She says that
I'm her all-time favorite ♪
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00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,155
♪ When I make my move to her room
It's the right time ♪
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♪ She's never hard to please
Oh, no ♪
209
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,453
Goddamn it. Cha Cha's got cum stains
on her blouse again.
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00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,620
Switch to camera two.
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Fucking love Rick James,
freaky motherfucker.
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I bring the gift of Ma Maison.
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00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,511
Compliments of Terry Schaffer.
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00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,934
Feature Debbie. Short peroxide blonde.
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♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪
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00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,525
{\an8}♪ That girl's all right with me ♪
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That's her.
218
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,696
♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
219
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,740
Have at it.
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00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,331
♪ She's super-freaky, yow ♪
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♪ Everybody sing
Super freak, super freak ♪
222
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:43,090
-♪ She's a very special girl ♪
-♪ The kind of girl you want to know ♪
223
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,301
-♪ From her head down to her toenails ♪
-♪ Down to her feet ♪
224
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♪ Yeah, she'll wait for me at backstage
With her girlfriends… ♪
225
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-♪ In a limousine ♪
-Move.
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♪ Long and black and shining bright ♪
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-♪ Three's not a crowd to her, she says ♪
-♪ Ménage à trois, ooh, la, la ♪
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♪ "Room 714, I'll be waiting" ♪
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♪ When I get there
She's got incense, wine, and candles ♪
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♪ It's such a freaky scene ♪
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-♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪
-♪ The girl's a super freak ♪
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-♪ The kind of girl you read about ♪
-♪ In new-wave magazines ♪
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-♪ That girl is pretty wild now ♪
-♪ The girl's a super freak ♪
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-♪ I really like to taste her ♪
-♪ Every time we meet ♪
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♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪
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00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:31,721
♪ That girl's all right with me ♪
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♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
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♪ She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow ♪
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-♪ Temptations sing ♪
-♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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I can dance.
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I can dance. You're a good boy, Thom.
242
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,959
You can dance if you want to.
243
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,838
Even if your dad never showed you how
because he fucking left.
244
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You can dance, goddamn it. I can dance.
245
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,141
Fuck!
246
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,146
Fuck it!
247
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,440
I'm going!
248
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,234
-♪ …wild now ♪
-♪ The girl's a super freak ♪
249
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,779
-♪ I really like to taste her ♪
-♪ Every time we meet ♪
250
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,617
♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪
251
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:38,247
♪ That girl's all right with me ♪
252
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:43,294
♪ Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
253
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:51,010
♪ She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow ♪
254
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:57,098
-♪ Temptations sing ♪
-♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
255
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,353
♪ Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak ♪
256
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,314
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
257
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:07,484
♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪
258
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:11,112
♪ The kind you won't take home to mother ♪
259
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:15,075
♪ And she will never
Let your spirits down ♪
260
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,702
♪ Once you get her off the street ♪
261
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,787
♪ Blow Danny ♪
262
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,251
♪ Oh, girl ♪
263
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,890
♪ Oh, girl ♪
264
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,060
In three, two. Throw to Tony.
265
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,813
That was Rick James's "Super Freak."
266
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,358
And today, these kids
were super freaky. Wowza.
267
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,570
{\an8}Next up, a fantastic segment
called Ask the Kids,
268
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,196
{\an8}Dance Off!'s Groover of the Week,
269
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,573
{\an8}and don't touch that dial
270
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:59,786
{\an8}or you might just miss
the one and only Slow Jam Romance.
271
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,329
{\an8}I'm Tony Cruz.
272
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,124
I'm a Libra male,
and the party's just begun.
273
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:12,257
Take five, use the can,
whatever, powder your nose.
274
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:21,558
Take five, powder your noses,
use the can. Whatever.
275
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,892
Bring it, bitch.
276
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,229
War's been won, Compton Heights.
277
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,232
Don't mess with Beverly Hills.
278
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,941
Anybody want a Coke?
279
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,359
-Oh.
-Ca-Cola.
280
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,529
Sure. Lots of ice.
281
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,407
You were so, so good.
282
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,577
-So good.
-You were so good.
283
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,552
Big, strapping fella like you
watching their weight?
284
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,680
Hi, I'm Steven.
285
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,724
I work for Mr. Schaffer.
286
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,143
Hi. Ryan.
287
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,145
Yeah, I know.
288
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,438
You run in Debbie's group.
289
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,316
-On the fringes.
-Ah.
290
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,487
I can't eat too much sugar or I break out.
291
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,572
Gotta look good for the camera.
292
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,785
Yeah, I'm building up the courage
to get out there.
293
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,495
Not a very good dancer.
294
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,498
Au contraire, mon chéri.
295
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,209
You got smooth moves.
296
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,127
Very smooth.
297
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,463
I'm sorry,
I don't speak French too good.
298
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,095
I always say if you can screw,
you can dance.
299
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:44,141
It's all in the pelvis. Isn't that right?
300
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,228
I don't… I don't understand.
301
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,440
I'm your biggest fan, Ryan.
302
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,568
Or is it Troy?
303
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,530
Troy Wad?
304
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:07,373
Yeah, see, I was the first gal on my block
to get that new device they call a VCR.
305
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:12,128
And I've seen all your movies on video.
306
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,964
All of them.
307
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,466
Horny Mommy Gang Bang.
308
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,471
Rusty the Lusty Pool Boy.
309
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,391
That one's a classic.
310
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,519
-I think you might be mis...
-Mistaking you for someone else?
311
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,272
I don't think so.
312
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,317
I never forget a pretty face.
313
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,321
Or an even prettier ass.
314
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,032
Don't be ashamed, Ryan.
315
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,328
Pornography is the medium of the '80s.
316
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,873
-Oh.
-Are you threatening me?
317
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,919
My boss is here. Get your hands off me
or I'll cut 'em off.
318
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:02,594
Everybody's got their kink. Right, Ryan?
319
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,999
Looking good, kid.
320
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,004
Oh.
321
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,340
Hi, Mr. Schaffer.
322
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,885
Debbie's doing so good.
323
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,887
Isn't she?
324
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,725
Been kind of busy making movies out
of town for much of her high school years,
325
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,022
so I arranged all this
to make it up to her, I guess.
326
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,656
I read your treatment again last night.
327
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,741
Less Than a Hero.
328
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,494
Less Than Zero.
329
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:10,746
Yeah.
330
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,165
It's very promising.
331
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,417
Is it?
332
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,086
Mm-hmm.
333
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,714
Now listen, are you Robert Towne
right now? Is this Chinatown?
334
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,174
No.
335
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,426
But it might be.
336
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,137
If we implement the right notes.
337
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,224
Well,
338
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,519
writing is rewriting, right?
339
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,438
That's what they say
in the movie business.
340
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,026
That's right.
341
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,867
We should meet at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
342
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,370
I have a nice setup there. Bungalow 2.
343
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,957
Debra Winger stays there
when she's in town.
344
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,317
Get out!
345
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,112
-Get out.
-What? Why?
346
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,113
You told me I could have run of the place.
347
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:31,576
After you threatened to go to my wife,
ruin my life. I have three little kids.
348
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,121
I'll be a very good stepmother
to them, Tony. You'll see.
349
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,082
You're insane. You're delusional!
350
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,127
No, I'm not, Tony. I'm a star.
351
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,712
-And a star gets what she wants.
-Oh, geez.
352
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,547
What, you think
this is it for me?
353
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,633
A few more weeks of best groover,
and then what?
354
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,552
You lied. You know I can't afford college.
355
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:53,264
You promised you'd get me an audition
for Grease 2, and where's that?
356
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,891
Anyway, I've decided
357
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,601
-I don't want that anymore.
-Oh, you know what?
358
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,311
A dancer's days are numbered in this town.
359
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,816
Fucking… The fuck do you think you are?
Olivia Newton-John?
360
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,405
Oh, my God.
You're gonna tell her, aren't you?
361
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,574
I don't know Olivia Newton-John,
but I'd like to.
362
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,160
My wife!
363
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,207
And you're only 18.
364
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,543
You understand that
if you do this, I'm done?
365
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:26,631
I've decided I want a bigger prize, Tony.
366
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,341
And that prize is you.
367
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,593
By the way…
368
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:31,595
I'm pregnant.
369
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:34,847
What?
370
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,016
Little Tony Junior
is only a few months away.
371
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,436
I already have a kid named Tony Junior!
372
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,855
Then we'll call him Tony III.
373
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,525
What the fuck?
374
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:48,946
Fuck.
375
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,868
Tell my wife, and you're dead.
376
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:56,870
Watch your threats.
377
00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,124
You're speaking to the mother
of your unborn child.
378
00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:25,106
♪ I was born to run
I was born to dream ♪
379
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,859
♪ The craziest boy you… ♪
380
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,242
So, what are you gonna do
for couples dance?
381
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,871
I don't know. Sit this one out?
382
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,289
Don't be ridiculous.
383
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,730
Couples dance could put you over the edge.
You could win this.
384
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,502
Listen, I can understand not wanting
to be homecoming queen,
385
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,629
but Groover of the Week?
386
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:54,218
Come on, Susan.
Everybody wants this.
387
00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,558
I do, yeah. I think I do.
388
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,644
During roll call…
389
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,854
What?
390
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,315
…where we said what we wanted
at the beginning.
391
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:10,985
Yeah, you said you wanted to go
into the legal arts.
392
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,739
What exactly are the legal arts?
393
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:18,827
My dad wants me to be a lawyer.
My mom too.
394
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,538
What do you want?
395
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,916
I want…
396
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130
I don't know.
397
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,550
To go off to New York City.
398
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:37,012
Get away from expectations.
399
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:43,894
I took ballet all through school,
and then last year, I just gave it up.
400
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:49,566
Maybe I want to be a professional
ballerina in a company or something.
401
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:52,861
I don't know.
402
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,115
You'd look very good in a tutu.
403
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,909
Stop it. You're making fun of me.
404
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,578
Never.
405
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,375
Be all that you can be.
406
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,212
Starting right now, right here.
407
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:13,089
Win this.
408
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,300
Show your parents. Show them all.
409
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,013
I'll help you with couples dance.
410
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,767
You have to admit I have
some pretty sweet moves.
411
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,022
You do.
412
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,149
That you do.
413
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:32,818
Let's do this.
414
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,780
Let's do it.
415
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,741
-You came.
-Uh-huh.
416
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,422
Okay.
417
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:12,023
Who will win today's dance-off
and become Groover of the Week?
418
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,942
Did Dynamite Debbie do enough
to shake her way to the top?
419
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:18,696
Has Susan shown enough sass in her step
to strut off with the crown?
420
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,781
Or has the reigning champ, Cha Cha,
shown she has…
421
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,160
One vote for Cha Cha Rodriguez.
422
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,917
One vote for Debbie Schaffer.
423
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,628
She's the best contestant,
don't you think?
424
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:37,090
One vote for Susan Reynolds.
425
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:41,427
One vote for Cha Cha.
That's 30 votes for Cha Cha.
426
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,471
Debbie Schaffer.
That's 32 votes for Debbie.
427
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:46,891
One for Susan Reynolds.
That's 34 votes for Susan Reynolds.
428
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,978
One for Connie Lingus.
Is she even a contestant?
429
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:13,960
Hello?
430
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,924
Who is this?
431
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,970
How did you know I was here?
432
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,180
Who is this?
433
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:28,725
Eat it.
434
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,490
We need to talk.
435
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,450
We've had this date from the beginning.
436
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,707
Hey, what's up, man? You upset?
437
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,292
You worried about the couples dance?
I got you.
438
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,421
What did you say?
439
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,262
Well, that's why
you wanted a powwow, isn't it?
440
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,552
Get some tips. Here's how you do it.
441
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,638
Come on, imitate me. This is easy stuff.
442
00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:08,640
First, just sway.
443
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,769
Like this. Just sway.
444
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,026
Do that. And then do this.
445
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,779
Hold her tight. Just sway.
446
00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,907
Like this.
447
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,993
Press your inevitably swelling dick
into her.
448
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,829
Swear to God she'll get wet and
you'll feel it right through her dress.
449
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,875
Hey, let go. What's your deal, man?
Just stop. Stop what you're doing.
450
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:36,959
What am I doing?
451
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,336
Waltzing into my school
and flirting with my girl under my nose
452
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,006
like I'm not even there, pretending
like you're the big man on campus.
453
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,717
-And that's your role, am I right?
-Yeah, that's right. I'm the quarterback.
454
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,510
You're nothing. You're weird.
455
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,929
You're too cool for school,
and that shit stops today.
456
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,265
-Does it?
-Yeah, it does.
457
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,106
So what? You're worldly.
You've been to Europe.
458
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,770
I see how you look at Susan.
459
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:59,023
I saw you talking to her way too sexy-like
when I walked in this place.
460
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,232
And I was kind to you.
461
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,194
I said to everybody,
"Be nice to the new kid. Let him in."
462
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:07,073
Now I'm telling you to your smug
little face, you're not so nice.
463
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,076
I know you're not. I see you.
464
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,452
Wipe off that flop sweat.
465
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,288
Just knock it off, man! There's something
seriously wrong with you!
466
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:18,627
As of today, this dynamic with Susan,
with me, it ends!
467
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:21,671
Smoke?
468
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:26,550
Okay, Thom, as you calm
your clearly agitated nervous system
469
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,428
after a complete evisceration
of my character,
470
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,222
let me hold up a mirror to you.
471
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:32,474
Can you handle that?
472
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,894
Yeah, I can handle that.
473
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,523
I think you're a scared little boy.
474
00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:43,317
Deep down inside, you know you peaked
in high school and you're terrified.
475
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,319
You're looking for a villain
to blame in your story
476
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,198
for your inevitable psychic collapse,
but it won't be me.
477
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,284
I won't accept it. Blame somebody else.
478
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:53,995
Maybe your father.
479
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,498
It's suddenly clear to me
why he abandoned you.
480
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,918
Because you're fucking worthless.
And needy.
481
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,753
An embarrassment of a man,
and no father wants that.
482
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,838
Watch your mouth.
483
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:08,259
Or better yet, do the easy thing
and blame Susan for being drawn to me.
484
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,554
Maybe she's tired of living
in your fake, tarnished, tinsel cage.
485
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,932
Maybe your adenoidal jock allure is fading
as you age out.
486
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,436
Or maybe, just maybe,
someone needs to do just this:
487
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,231
break everyone
out of your spell of mediocrity.
488
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,983
Do you see me?
489
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,111
'Cause I see you,
and I don't like what I see.
490
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,363
You're a weak flatline of a person.
491
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,783
And maybe what Susan needs,
what everyone in this group needs,
492
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,326
is someone like me.
493
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,080
A goddamn jolt
of adrenaline and leadership.
494
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:39,457
I'll see you in there, buddy.
495
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,418
Or not.
496
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:06,150
We're live in ten.
Tony to set, please. Tony to set.
497
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,319
Seven, six…
498
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,321
-I can fucking count.
-…five, four…
499
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,947
-Where's Thom and Robert?
-I don't know.
500
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,159
-…three, two…
-I know how to fucking count.
501
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,078
I just need you to help me with who's who.
502
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:21,165
{\an8}And we're back. How's everyone
feeling so far? How's everybody doing?
503
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,836
It's great to hear.
Your crew's moves are fantastic today.
504
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,421
All right, everybody watching at home.
505
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:29,798
Coming up, we have the crowning
of the Groover of the Week.
506
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,092
And let me tell you,
after the tally I just saw,
507
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,177
this week is a squeaker.
508
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:37,014
Also coming up is my personal favorite,
Slow Jam Romance.
509
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,683
{\an8}But now a fan favorite segment,
Ask the Kids.
510
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,768
{\an8}And we have our next caller.
511
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,061
-Caller, what's your name?
-Connect line two.
512
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,188
-Where are you calling from?
-Hi, I'm Daphne.
513
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,357
I'm a junior at Brentwood,
and my question is for Cha Cha.
514
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,442
Cha Cha, we all know you can really move.
515
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,528
Is that what you want to pursue
when you graduate, a career as a dancer?
516
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,907
Actually, no.
And, Daphne, thanks for calling.
517
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:57,409
My goal is to win today, so vote for me.
518
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:02,581
But ultimately, what I really want is
to be a wife and a mother.
519
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,751
-Aww.
-Next caller.
520
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,545
Line four is live.
521
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,048
{\an8}Bonjour, my name is Violet.
522
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:15,427
I am a sophomore
exchange student from…
523
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,637
Violet, you're a little muffled.
524
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,806
Try talking into the receiver.
Who was your question for?
525
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:19,890
Yes, sorry.
526
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,767
My question is for Ryan.
527
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:25,813
Ryan, you seem so familiar.
528
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:29,233
Where have I seen you before?
529
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:35,448
{\an8}Were you an extra or something or, mmm…
Pardon. What was the name of that movie?
530
00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:37,701
{\an8}Porky's?
531
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,246
Uh, hi, um…
532
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:45,207
Cat got your tongue, Ryan?
533
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,584
No, I'm…
534
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,839
This is my first time
in front of a camera…
535
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:53,425
today.
536
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:59,221
Fantastique.
Well, you've got star quality.
537
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,766
Keep shining bright.
538
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,523
And that he does.
539
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:13,193
I mean, all of these kids from California
just have that special sauce
540
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,779
that we're seeing on full display
here on Dance Off!,
541
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,991
the most awesome
boogie-down show ever created.
542
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,035
Next caller.
543
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,704
Hi. This is Paul from Campbell Hall.
544
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:26,040
Yes, hi, Paul.
Tell me, who's your question for?
545
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,416
My question's for Debbie.
546
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,960
It's really more of an opinion, really.
But you…
547
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,378
I voted for you, and, uh,
548
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:34,215
I hope you know a lot of people
are rooting for you and, uh…
549
00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,431
You deserve something nice.
550
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:43,933
You deserve to win.
551
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:49,856
Daddy?
552
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:55,236
-Is this guy crying?
-We got ourselves a Mama Rose.
553
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:20,095
Motherfucker! You fuck…
Goddamn it! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick!
554
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:25,307
I think we only got time for one more.
555
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,227
-Got a live one on line five.
-Connected.
556
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,896
Caller, what's your question,
and who's it for?
557
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,404
I did it. I…
558
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,906
Caller, what's your question?
559
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,868
Look inside, inside this world.
560
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,246
Caller, you're on the air.
561
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,924
Say something, dickwad!
562
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:00,592
Throw to the next segment!
563
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:05,806
Boys and girls,
that is the magic of live television.
564
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,560
All right, now on to the next segment.
565
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,061
Are you ready, kids?
566
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,065
This is Slow Jam Romance.
567
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,439
Can you pull me in?
Sex it up a little bit?
568
00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,818
This is my moment.
Please help me win this.
569
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:01,946
I am.
570
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:03,907
You're not.
571
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:10,205
For once in this relationship,
pretend to feel something, goddamn it.
572
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,211
I want you to win this. I do.
573
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:21,507
♪ It feels so right, so warm and true ♪
574
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:26,012
♪ I need to know if you feel it too ♪
575
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:31,058
♪ Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me… ♪
576
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,060
Kiss me.
577
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,187
I don't think it's that kind...
578
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:40,442
♪ This heart of mine
Has been hurt before ♪
579
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,530
♪ This time I want be be sure ♪
580
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:49,660
♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪
581
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,122
♪ To come into my life ♪
582
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:59,462
-♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪
-♪ Waiting for a… ♪
583
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:01,880
The voters are gonna love this.
584
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,174
Good for her.
585
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:09,263
-♪ I've been waiting for someone new ♪
-♪ Waiting ♪
586
00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:13,559
♪ To make me feel alive ♪
587
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,730
-♪ Yeah, waiting for a girl like you ♪
-♪ Waiting for a girl ♪
588
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,943
♪ To come into my life ♪
589
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,492
Wanna dance?
590
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,744
Not really.
591
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:35,707
The caller says you have star quality,
so let's show them what you can do.
592
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,049
♪ You're so good ♪
593
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,509
Excuse me, guys.
594
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:52,139
♪ When we make love it's understood ♪
595
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:56,144
♪ It's more than a touch
Or a word we say ♪
596
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,022
♪ When you love someone ♪
597
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,527
♪ Now, I know it's right ♪
598
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,406
♪ From the moment I wake up
Till deep in the night… ♪
599
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,116
Boo!
600
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,743
What are you doing?
601
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,996
I just wanna dance
with the prettiest girl in school.
602
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,750
Thom's not here.
603
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,251
♪ I've been waiting ♪
604
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,920
Come on. Let's go.
605
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,963
♪ For a girl like you ♪
606
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,551
♪ To come into my life ♪
607
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:34,806
-♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪
-♪ Waiting for a ♪
608
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,769
♪ A love that will survive ♪
609
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:44,316
-♪ I've been waiting for someone new ♪
-♪ Waiting ♪
610
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,278
♪ To make me feel alive ♪
611
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:53,659
-♪ Yeah, waiting for a girl like you ♪
-♪ Waiting, waiting for a girl ♪
612
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:57,330
♪ To come into my life ♪
613
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,556
♪ I've been waiting ♪
614
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:22,814
♪ Waiting for you ♪
615
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:29,569
♪ Ooh… ♪
616
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,780
This feels wrong.
617
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,826
No, this feels right.
618
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:41,249
♪ I've been waiting ♪
619
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:46,837
♪ I've been waiting for a girl like you ♪
620
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,256
♪ I've been waiting ♪
621
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:53,803
♪ Won't you come into my life? ♪
622
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,478
Debbie is so crazy about Bret.
623
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,859
I just don't want her to get hurt.
624
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,670
I've hurt her enough already, you know?
625
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:13,489
All the shitty things I've done…
626
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:18,703
I just don't want
anybody to hurt her anymore.
627
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,414
You've done too much coke today.
628
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,917
I've got a quaalude in the car.
629
00:42:29,297 --> 00:42:30,465
I can dance.
630
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,508
I can dance.
631
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,302
Better get the lead out, you big lug.
632
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:38,973
New kid in town's bumping privates
with your girlfriend.
633
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,829
What the fuck?
634
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,206
You guys, stop it!
635
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,583
Thom, look at me. Thom!
636
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,044
-Go to commercial!
-Enough!
637
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,214
-Are you kidding? This is ratings gold.
-Cut to camera three!
638
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,841
I'll kill you!
639
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:15,968
I said enough!
640
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,929
Enough!
641
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,722
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Stop! Robert!
642
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,557
You better go break this up, big guy.
643
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,352
Enough! I said enough!
644
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,813
Go to commercial!
645
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,397
Pussy.
646
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,816
Make your meals sing with…
647
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,444
-I'll kill you!
-I said enough!
648
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,114
Robert! I said enough!
649
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:40,242
This is… This is not…
This is not what we do in show business!
650
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,827
-No, no! No, no, no.
-Do something!
651
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,079
Thom, Thom.
652
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,795
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
653
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,486
It's okay, I promise.
654
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:18,114
Hey, your hair looks great today.
655
00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:21,284
I am humiliated.
656
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,743
Consider yourself lucky.
657
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,538
I wish I had two guys fighting over me.
658
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,999
Come on.
659
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,418
Let's go to the makeup station
and get you touched up, okay?
660
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,921
This fluorescent lighting is shit.
661
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:35,715
Hey, Debbie.
662
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,262
I hope that you win.
663
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,475
I hope I win too.
664
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,231
-Slut.
-Whore.
665
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:17,130
Hello?
666
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:14,855
Everyone to set, please.
We're back in 30. We're back in 30.
667
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,607
You know, I think you got this.
668
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,318
Celebrate with a powdered doughnut?
669
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,697
-You can snort the sugar off it.
-Funny.
670
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,782
I can't. My diet.
671
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:29,078
Hey, you were great out there.
672
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,872
You're sexy and great.
673
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,209
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
674
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,921
Took my breath away.
675
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:41,674
I love you.
676
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,466
I love you.
677
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,803
Fifteen seconds until
Groover of the Week. Fifteen seconds.
678
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:47,887
Here we go.
679
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,432
Oh.
680
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,395
-Ten seconds until...
-I got it. I got it. Fuck!
681
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,781
Debbie. Where's Cha Cha?
682
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,494
Where's Cha Cha?
683
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,289
Probably left when she felt
she was about to get skunked.
684
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,999
And we're live in four, three…
685
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,918
Two, one.
686
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,422
That about wraps it up
for this week's episode of Dance Off!
687
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,174
How about it, Senior Class?
688
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,302
Do you ever wish you could go back,
start all over?
689
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,847
Be young again?
690
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,683
I'd kill for that opportunity.
691
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,019
Now, as always,
the moment we've all been waiting for,
692
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,021
this week's Groover of the Week.
693
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,105
Whoo!
694
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:42,818
The Groover of the Week is…
Drumroll, please.
695
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,655
Hit snare sound effect.
696
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:58,083
By a landslide, Susan Reynolds!
697
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,294
Congratulations.
698
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,173
Susan, congrats!
699
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,346
Congratulations. By a landslide.
700
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:23,692
Congrats.
701
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:28,572
Susan Reynolds.
702
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,452
All right!
703
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,314
There's always next year.
704
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,608
She won't be
in high school next year, Steven.
705
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:06,693
I don't know.
706
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,154
Let's end this shebang with a bang!
707
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:13,616
This is "Just Can't Get Enough"
by Depeche Mode.
708
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,186
-Baby...
-No, this is because of you!
709
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:41,896
I'll talk to her.
710
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,358
Debbie, wait.
711
00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:49,360
Debbie, wait, it's okay.
712
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:51,155
Please leave me alone.
713
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,036
It's okay. Wait. Debbie, wait!
714
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,919
-Bret! Bret!
-Shit.
715
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,088
-What?
-Look.
716
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,236
Oh, my God.
717
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:52,340
♪ We walk together
We're walking down the street ♪
718
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:56,344
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
719
00:50:56,345 --> 00:51:00,014
♪ Every time I think of you
I know we have to meet ♪
720
00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:04,102
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
721
00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:07,355
♪ It's getting hotter
It's a burning love ♪
722
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:11,652
♪ And I just can't seem to get enough of ♪
723
00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:41,389
♪ I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough ♪
724
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,890
♪ I just can't get enough… ♪
725
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,199
Did I miss the party?
726
00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:30,556
♪ I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough ♪
727
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:56,005
♪ And when it rains
You're shining down for me ♪
728
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:59,385
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
729
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:03,429
♪ Just like a rainbow
You know you set me free ♪
730
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:07,684
♪ And I just can't get enough
And I just can't get enough ♪
731
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:10,728
♪ You're like an angel
And you give me your love ♪
732
00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:15,025
♪ And I just can't seem to get enough of ♪
733
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:45,464
♪ I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough ♪