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MARY: True friendship
unfolds over time...

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shaped by hardship,

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grace, shared memories,

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and made safe with trust.

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But when trust is gone,
fear takes over.

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Blame points fingers,
and friend turns against friend.

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Where are we?

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Just follow me.
I think this is the way home.

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LISA:
You guys, this is not safe.

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Something does not feel right.

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BRONWYN: You never said
you're wrong.

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You were wrong
to say that about Todd.

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Don't ----ing speak
about my family again. God!

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Can we go?

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This is crazy!

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MEREDITH:
You are not a safe space.

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You're a liar! I find that
to be despicable! I don't care!

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I don't know how to get home.

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-How do we get home?
-HEATHER: Don't gaslight me!

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I did nothing wrong!

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And you're
gonna sit there and lie?!

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You are the one
who brought us out here.

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You brought us out here.
[echoing] I'm done with you!

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She didn't stand up for you!

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Everyone talks about it,
and I did not pile on!

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This is your fault.
You made us do this.

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She is degrading me.

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I will not have my reputation
----ing questioned.

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Stop yelling at each other.
This is making it worse!

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MARY: And that's how
the witch hunt begins.

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Why are we here
if we're not friends?

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If we all feel the same way
is something wrong?

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***

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***

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[honks horn]

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***

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[horn honking continuously]

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Mary Cosby! Here we go!

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You ready for
your class "A" getaway?

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Why are you dressed
like we're going to the office?

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Can you believe we're
doing this?

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No, I can't.

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-Oh. Oh.
-You got it? You got it.

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***

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Mary, this is Teague.
Teague, this is Mary.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Teague's gonna be
driving most of the way,

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so we can just
sit back here and chill.

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Okay.

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I know by the looks of my dress
that you wouldn't believe

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that I would be into RV living,
and I wasn't until

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Shawn forced me to buy
one three years ago,

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and it's been the funnest time
making memories with my family.

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We'll take you on a little ride
to pick up the ladies.

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So it dawned on me.

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Why have I never
done this with the ladies?

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Isn't it great?

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You're gonna drive?

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And I know the perfect person
to host it with.

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I'm driving.

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Am I gonna live?

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I'm driving Miss Daisy.

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My grandmother owned RVs,

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and all my life,
it was a part of growing up.

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But I don't love it as an adult
with eight other adults

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all squished in together and...

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like, you can hear each
other's thoughts, you know?

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Can you imagine?

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VOICES: Liar!

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High body count. My hair.

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We're in for a ride.

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MEREDITH: ...10 ring!

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The girls have no idea
who's coming.

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Look, it's no secret
that after New York,

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there were some fractures
in some of the friendships.

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-[bleep] her.
-[bleep] me.

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-[bleep] you, Britani.
-You're a liar.

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I am talking.

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I just don't think
you're honest about anything.

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No, I'm sick of
everyone saying--

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Everybody's talking at once!

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[talking over each other]

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So I'm pulling
the old bait and switch.

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I have them
thinking they're heading

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on a luxurious vacation.

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Little do they know they're
gonna be sleeping in an RV.

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There's nowhere to run,
there's nowhere to hide.

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It's you, your closest friends,

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and your closest frenemies.

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[engine starts]

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-Jesus, take the wheel.
-Take the wheel, baby.

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Here we go.

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Whoo!

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***

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Go down...

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Do you feel safe with me?

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-No, not really.
-Do you want to be the driver?

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-No. No, no, no.
-Okay.

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***

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HEATHER: So where do
you guys think we're going?

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Angie kept saying glamorous,
and I was like...

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That's what Mary
kept saying as first class.

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Class "A."

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I tried to call and get info
from Mary,

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and she wouldn't budge.

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Oh, Angie. I thought
she'd sing like a canary.

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And she was just mysterious
as you know, anything.

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-Where are they?
-No, I mean, I called Mary.

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I didn't ask anything other than
for help with packing.

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Based on the invite,

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there's only a few places
we can be going.

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There's a private plane,
there's a pier over water,

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and there's a tropical drink.

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But then
the invite also said boots.

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I have packed
a little bit of everything.

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Could be helicoptering for all
I know. I'm ready for anything.

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Where the hell is Angie?

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We're waiting
for Angie and Mary.

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Angie and Mary. Lisa.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah. Where's Lisa?

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No, Lisa's not coming.

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Oh, you didn't know that?

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So now seems like
a good time to update you

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on where everyone
stands with each other.

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Meredith cannot stand Britani.

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I'm not a fan of Bronwyn's.

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I'm not really actually sure
where Mary stands with anyone.

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And that's kind of
what you get with Mary.

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And then there's Angie,

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Whitney,
and especially Bronwyn,

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who are all not getting
along with Lisa right now.

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-No.
-No.

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-No.
-One might ask why we're

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going on a girls trip when there
are five ongoing disputes.

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But that's actually
kind of tame for this group.

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Oh, my goodness.
Has anyone heard from them?

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-No. Check your phones.
-Where are they?

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[celestial music playing]

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They have not texted.
I don't know where they are.

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***

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Oh, I'm freezing.

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***

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[horn honks]

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-What in the...
-Oh, for [bleep] sake.

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Look at their faces!
Look at their faces.

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-What? Oh, my God.
-It's Angie driving it.

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No, no, no, no.

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This is horrible.

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-Class "A" getaway, ladies!
-Oh, my gosh!

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-What are you doing to us?!
-You all look so good.

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-Hi!
-Mary!

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Look at Meredith.
Look at Meredith.

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What is this?

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Meredith,
I'll make it worth your while.

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Are we not flying somewhere?

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No.

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You gave me
a vacation with a plane,

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and I'm ready for bikinis.

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This is a plane.
This will be a...

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I cannot believe
Britani showed up in a bikini.

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God bless
Britani's little heart,

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just reading the invite and
taking every word so literal.

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Did they all get
different invitations than me?

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The invitation said bikinis,
boots, and blessings.

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I mean, why am I
the only one wearing a bikini?

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You really
took the theme to heart.

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I have no idea
where we're going,

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but unless she's planning
going to a pool party

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with a congressman, I'm not sure
where this outfit works.

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-Let's go, let's go.
-I can't wait to see it.

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Mary, you lead.
It's your class "A" getaway.

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-I'll show you around, everyone.
-Oh, my gosh.

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-Welcome, welcome.
-Ah.

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-Oh, wow!
-Yes.

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-This is cool!
-I know.

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Here, I'm going to take one
for the team and go backwards.

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If I get sick,
I swear to God I try to be nice.

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How do we all sit?

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Meredith, just grab you a seat.

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We're going to have
to be close quarters right now,

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but it's temporary.
-We're gonna hope for the best.

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I live my life as a germaphobe.

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-Where do I put the treat bag?
-Here.

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It's a very
small, enclosed space.

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I don't like when
other people are like,

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coughing,
breathing, eating snacks.

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We're all using
the same air for everything.

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If anybody could
make a hazmat suit chic

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on a camping trip,
it would have been me.

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I just needed
a little advanced notice.

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We thought it'd be special
that we're, like, we're close.

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-I love a road trip.
-We are really close.

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So does anyone want a shot?
Let's do something. Yes. Yes.

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-You're not driving.
-Please.

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I'm not driving.
We're gonna do a little tequila.

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Ange, hold on.

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What?

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Wait. Why are the police here?

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-[gasps]
-[police radio chatter]

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-They're out there.
-Oh, my God.

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Why are they surrounding
with Heather?

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-Is this a joke?
-This can't be for real.

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They are surrounding the RV,
you guys.

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What's going on?

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He's looking for you.

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Whitney.

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Whitney!

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This is like PTSD.

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NYPD.

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What the [bleep] is going on?

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What the [bleep]?

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Whitney!

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What is happening?

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What's going on?

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I am Whitney Rose.
Is there a problem?

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-Why are they handcuffing her?
-[gasps]

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A very bad girl.

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-[cheering]
-They're strippers!

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Hey, but guess who's been worse?
My girlfriends. Go get 'em.

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The minute I heard
that we were departing

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from Beauty Lab,
I knew I had to pull a prank.

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-Mary, hand me the--
-There's no way there's

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this many hot cops in one stop.

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I hired the strippers to come
to the Beauty Lab parking lot,

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and I told them
to wait for my signal.

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It was a lot harder
than I thought to find

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male strippers in Utah,
by the way.

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-Oh!
-[cheering]

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Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.

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I'm just glad there are
no federal charges

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pending this time.

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Surprise, ladies. I thought
we'd kick out the party right.

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[cheering]

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I wouldn't mind a stripper
if he was closer to my age.

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But when they're,
like, old enough to throw

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over your shoulder
and burp 'em, I just...

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It feels kind of little weird.

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[laughter]

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Oh, my God.

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No. No. No, no, and no.

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You don't even know me.

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I mean,
where was the muscles?

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Okay, never mind.

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[chanting] Girls trip,
girls trip, girls trip!

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Girls trip. Girls trip.

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This is exactly
what I envisioned,

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and this is how
you start a fun girls trip.

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-[cheering]
-Yeah, boys!

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Whoo!

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Thank you, boys!

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Doors shut.
We're ready to roll.

252
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,232
Driver?

253
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,235
-[horn honks]
-We are ready to go.

254
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:42,327
***

255
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,996
-Yay.
-Cheers.

256
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,582
-Cheers.
-Cheers, guys. Cheers.

257
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,958
So where are we going?

258
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,921
We're going somewhere
about an hour away.

259
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,547
An hour?
North, south, east or west?

260
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,882
South.

261
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,092
So we're
going to pass my house.

262
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,928
-Maybe we can drop you off.
-Very funny.

263
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,639
You're so cute when you're rude.

264
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,600
You know, some people
just get on your nerves.

265
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:09,813
-I'm like, hello, hello!
-She's one of them.

266
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,066
We've got about an hour
to gaze into each other's eyes.

267
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,736
-Talk about whatever we want.
-Whoo.

268
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,947
Where's Lisa?

269
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,033
Um...

270
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:34,629
***

271
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,757
Where's Lisa?

272
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,509
***

273
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,804
-Where is she?
-Um...

274
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,516
She was kind of not very clear.
She said she had some work

275
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,309
going on, so she was
going to go out of town.

276
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:57,360
-Okay, I get it.
-Psychotic.

277
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,945
Not even for one day?

278
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,324
Really? Okay.

279
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,620
Okay.

280
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,169
***

281
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,839
Ben and Blake.

282
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,050
I mean, it's not like her
to not be here.

283
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,259
Right. She doesn't miss.

284
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,054
I wasn't very clear
if it really was,

285
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,681
um, work or if it was more
the fact that Bronwyn was

286
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,017
coming on the trip,
and we invited everyone.

287
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,143
It's probably Bronwyn because
we know she's not working.

288
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,687
-Don't blame it on me.
-I talked to her.

289
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,939
She was definitely working.
She has a huge work thing.

290
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,525
She would miss
a girls trip over work?

291
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,070
Yeah, don't drag it.
Don't drag her.

292
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,656
I'm just saying
I don't think she's working.

293
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,368
-You're one to talk.
-What are you talking about?

294
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,495
Your business is
getting dragged like crazy

295
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,038
right now on social media.

296
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,049
-Are you kidding me, Britani?
-No, I'm not kidding.

297
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,093
You don't know
anything about my business.

298
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,679
I think Whitney's just
saying this because she feels

299
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,389
emboldened that Lisa's not here,
and she can say

300
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,100
whatever she wants
and get away with it,

301
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,477
and she doesn't think anyone's
going to defend her,

302
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,522
but oh, no, no, au contraire.
I'm going to.

303
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:16,773
I was questioning
where Lisa was.

304
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,233
Yeah, and that was super shady

305
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
because she's
actually on a business trip.

306
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,070
You know nothing
about my business.

307
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,655
I just think that you
don't have any right.

308
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,989
You don't have any right
to drag--

309
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:25,782
What do you do for work,
Britani?

310
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,284
How do you make money?

311
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,413
Sucking dick?

312
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,914
Oh, my God.

313
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,874
Are you kidding me, Whitney?

314
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,167
Yeah, you just went there
with me, Britani.

315
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,169
-No, I did not.
-It's so undeserved.

316
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,879
Businesses being dragged
on social media

317
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,007
in the public eye.
-I'm at rock bottom, bitch.

318
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,050
I'll climb my way
on top of you.

319
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,343
HEATHER: We're just
starting the trip!

320
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,303
She has any
right to drag Lisa just

321
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,305
because she's not here.

322
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,892
Keep your hands out of my face,
or I'll jump in, too.

323
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,936
Lisa is
a really true friend of mine.

324
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,896
She is a good friend,
and I'm not going to let

325
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,523
someone throw shade
when she's not here.

326
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,277
***

327
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,237
I don't really know
when Lisa and Britani

328
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,990
became so such good friends.

329
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,533
You'd have to ask Lisa.

330
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:12,245
[crickets chirping]

331
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,247
Lisa's like a sister to me.

332
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,833
I got really close to her
after Puerto Vallarta

333
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,252
and just because she and
Meredith are close,

334
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,130
it doesn't
affect our relationship.

335
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,467
Britani, don't say anything mean
about her business.

336
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,846
Especially don't kick a one-
legged dog when they're down.

337
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,307
-[horn honks]
-Oh, my God.

338
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,851
-Oh, my God.
-Oh!

339
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,979
-Oh!
-This is heaven.

340
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,108
***

341
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,416
Okay, we're here.
Look how beautiful it is.

342
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,085
-What?
-What's going on?

343
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,338
[dog barking in distance]

344
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,256
Oh, my God.
We're at a campsite.

345
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,593
-Not a campsite.
-Oh, my gosh.

346
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,889
***

347
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,058
There's a diesel with a broken
down trailer, a school bus.

348
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,936
Oh, my goodness.

349
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,438
Old snowmobile, an old tractor.

350
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,275
-Is this a joke?
-I don't know.

351
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,445
-This is a junkyard.
-This isn't for real.

352
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,197
[train horn blows]

353
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,450
Is that a dumpster?

354
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,411
What the [bleep]?

355
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,123
So I was picturing
like a glamorous cabin.

356
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,666
***

357
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,002
I was picturing, like,
a really fabulous chef.

358
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,462
And then we would like,
ah, it's so freezing.

359
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,339
Run out to the hot tub--
that kind of a thing.

360
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,465
-[record needle scratches]
-Um...

361
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,592
I was not
expecting to be camping.

362
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,886
[brakes squeal]

363
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,097
I was not expecting
to be in an RV.

364
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,932
Was not expecting to be in
a sleeping bag next to Britani.

365
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,518
You know, like, all my least
favorite things. [laughs]

366
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,604
No.

367
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,982
Oh, wow.

368
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:07,068
***

369
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,236
Here we are, ladies.

370
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,072
Yeah.

371
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,409
-Wow. Look, here we are.
-Oh, my gosh.

372
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,870
Is it muddy?

373
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,539
Is there anywhere we can
walk where there's no mud?

374
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,624
Mary, right here. Over here.

375
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,626
Okay.

376
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,338
We're not just in nature.
We're in the trenches.

377
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,256
Maybe I'll go this way.

378
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,301
There's mud, trees.
It looks like it's haunted.

379
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,303
[crow cawing]

380
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,429
-We're gonna have dinner here.
-Are we staying here?

381
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,764
-We're staying here.
-We're sleeping here.

382
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,849
We're sleeping here.

383
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:38,975
Are we having tents
or inside the RV?

384
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,101
Oh, we're gonna sleep
in the RV.

385
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,228
I don't like it.

386
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,481
I grew up camping.
We had a Winnebago.

387
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,608
So I'm excited. I'm down.

388
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,861
But when I think Mary Cosby,
I think bougie,

389
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,655
Luxury, high end,
white glove service.

390
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,948
Dom Perignon.

391
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,201
I don't think RV.

392
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,788
So it really surprises me
that Mary planned this trip.

393
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,624
Like, does she know
what we're doing?

394
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,251
I don't even know how my name
got attached through this.

395
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,671
Like, this is not me.
This is not me.

396
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,089
This is our dining room.

397
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,965
And you ladies are
sitting on our lunch table.

398
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,135
Sorry, sorry.

399
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,679
Let's get lunch started
so we can start our activity.

400
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,472
-Whoo!
-I'm starving.

401
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,974
Guys, here's placemats
and place settings.

402
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,769
-Okay, I'll set the table.
-You wanna be in charge of that?

403
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,938
-Okay.
-Yum.

404
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,691
-I'm gonna need some alcohol.
-I'll get the tequila.

405
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,234
This is lovely.

406
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,862
***

407
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:36,282
The sandwiches look delicious.

408
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:39,744
Well, cheers, everyone.
Welcome to nature.

409
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,288
-No phones, just bonding.
-Mm-hmm.

410
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,665
-Hey, everybody.
-Oh, dear.

411
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,460
I have a little, like,
fun activity planned for us.

412
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,046
I didn't clear this
with the hostesses,

413
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,132
but I actually think
since I'm the video girl,

414
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,468
and you all know me
as the video girl.

415
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,471
Britani, why are you recording
the conversation?

416
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098
-You're recording us?
-She recorded it.

417
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,809
I have had enough!

418
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,813
I brought
some camcorders for us.

419
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,024
So we're gonna make
a little video diary

420
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,609
of our fun weekend away.

421
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,654
[cough]

422
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:18,575
What a great idea.

423
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,120
-Angie, a camera for each of us.
-That's so cool. Thank you. Wow.

424
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,498
-Mary.
-What a great idea. I love this.

425
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,419
Pop off the front,
open it up, and it turns on.

426
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,464
-Hey.
-Where's the record?

427
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,757
The record button
is just right here.

428
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,633
-Okay, so...
-Oh, my gosh.

429
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,969
-This is so old school.
-See?

430
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,097
-Bronwyn.
-Hi, Heather.

431
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,017
-Are we here?
-We're here.

432
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,604
-Whitney.
-Zoom in on the food.

433
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,147
Delicious sandwiches.

434
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,316
Hey, we don't want any
sex videos, ladies.

435
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,819
-Our first camping trip.
-Whoo!

436
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,946
Well, not ours.
We're professionals.

437
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,656
Bronwyn. Here we are.

438
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,243
I'm excited.
My first night in an RV.

439
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,162
Let's show each other
filming each other.

440
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,663
-I love it.
-[laughs]

441
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,500
-Oh, hi, chirp.
-Hi, chirp.

442
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,918
Love you, guys.

443
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,211
There we go.
How do I get myself?

444
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,463
There we go.
And why is it going black?

445
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,756
I can't see anything.

446
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,593
This wasn't
on my Bingo card for today,

447
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,512
but I'm happy to be here
with all of you.

448
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,931
-Good.
-I love being in nature.

449
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,892
It just puts everything
in perspective, you know?

450
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,145
I think the bigger thing
that's weird here

451
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,273
is that Lisa
didn't join our trip.

452
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,110
Yeah.

453
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,324
When someone plans
a girls trip, you go,

454
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,327
and when you don't go, it's to
make a statement, you know,

455
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,871
like we would have rearranged
the trip around her schedule.

456
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082
I'm sure.
It just seems like a way

457
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,126
for her to say,
"I'm not sure I'm into

458
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,211
you guys as much
as you're into me."

459
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,422
-It feels weird.
-Yeah.

460
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,175
Well, she hasn't shared
anything with me, but, I mean,

461
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,719
I read what's online,

462
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,221
and I think
that there's a lot out there.

463
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,974
***

464
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,767
What's going on?

465
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,686
She just has
a lot of people accusing her

466
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,147
of crazy accusations.

467
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,983
Didn't she just mention this
to us the other day,

468
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,110
Heather, and say
everything was situated?

469
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,404
That's what she said to me, too.

470
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:23,158
Um, it doesn't sound
that way to me.

471
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:26,453
It's interesting timing
for Lisa to be too busy

472
00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,079
to go on a free girls trip.

473
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,790
I mean,
maybe she's too busy reading

474
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:31,958
about herself in the press

475
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,461
with all of her lawsuits.

476
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,880
It's just
very convenient timing

477
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,967
for Lisa's schedule
to be maxed out.

478
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,969
What I've heard is
that there's multiple issues

479
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:46,056
and that some of them
are not done yet.

480
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:50,477
-No.
-No way.

481
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,937
For somebody who's so worried
about my finances

482
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:56,107
or your jewelry
or what your husband

483
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,692
may or may not
have done that she heard from

484
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,611
somebody else or never did
or whatever you want to call it.

485
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,529
For somebody
who talks an awful lot,

486
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,864
maybe she should spend some
of that time, like,

487
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,908
working on the stuff
she's got to fix.

488
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:09,704
You seem like you know something
that you don't want to say.

489
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,584
Spit it out, Bronwyn.
Just say it.

490
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,712
Lisa's go-to accusation
is all of us are liars when

491
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,589
she doesn't like what we say,
and she is the one

492
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,759
pointing it out and never
sharing with us what's hard

493
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,428
or difficult or messy
or frankly,

494
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,138
maybe even ----ing
bull---- about her own life.

495
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:41,736
***

496
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:46,700
She is the one pointing it out
and never sharing with us

497
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,869
what's hard or difficult
or messy or, frankly,

498
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,621
maybe even ----ing
bull---- about her own life.

499
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:55,500
***

500
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,169
That's why she talks.

501
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,255
I mean,
it's like we're not allowed

502
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,590
to talk about her stuff, but she
can always talk about ours.

503
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,010
And by the way,
most of the lawsuits

504
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,428
that I have looked at,
I don't know how many there are

505
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,096
that I don't know of,

506
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,473
but I've seen at least
five lawsuits that have

507
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,600
been filed against Lisa
or Lisa's businesses

508
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:14,269
or Lisa and her husband.

509
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,770
Five lawsuits
against Lisa Barlow?

510
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,313
Lisa and John.

511
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:20,316
Yes, actually. Yeah.
It's definitely out there.

512
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,860
I don't understand.

513
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:25,196
It is serious allegations,
and it is for a lot of money.

514
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,824
So she's litigating.
She's in court right now?

515
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,784
I don't know today.
I don't know about that.

516
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,536
And you're reading this in
testimonials you're Googling?

517
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,496
It was in "Salt Lake Tribune."

518
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:38,668
***

519
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,880
It's everywhere. Have you
seen it? You've seen it.

520
00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:44,382
You've seen it.
Everyone's seen it.

521
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,801
I haven't seen any of this.
Have you seen it?

522
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,303
-Heather, it's--
-It was in the "Tribune."

523
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,263
It's everywhere.

524
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,140
I love Heather, but right now,
for you to pretend

525
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:56,728
you didn't see it,
I think Stevie Wonder saw it.

526
00:23:56,811 --> 00:24:00,065
If you're saying you don't
know, you're playing stupid.

527
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,651
We've all seen the same things.
Lisa talks a big game,

528
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,945
and then you hear all
this other stuff going on.

529
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,280
It's weird.

530
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,782
The whole thing
makes me uncomfortable.

531
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,117
Why Bronwyn thinks
that she should tell us this,

532
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:13,703
why everyone at the table
seems so riveted by it.

533
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,831
I mean, Lisa and I have worked
really hard on our friendship,

534
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,833
and I want to be
a supportive friend.

535
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:23,254
So every instinct in my body
is, like, defend your friend.

536
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,424
I'm just thinking about, like,
what I would want someone

537
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,635
to do in that position for me.

538
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,223
It is, but you got to pay
it back.

539
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,557
Yes, that's correct.

540
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,185
Heather...

541
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:41,356
one might say it's similar
to what Jen Shah did.

542
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:45,068
What the [bleep] are you spewing
from your mouth, Angie K.?

543
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,279
Wait, that was a bad analogy.

544
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:52,075
I don't even understand
Angie's analogy.

545
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,244
These are not criminal charges.

546
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,788
This is a civil lawsuit

547
00:24:56,913 --> 00:25:00,166
that has yet to go to trial,
yet to have anything proved.

548
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,878
The state of Utah is not
coming after Lisa Barlow,

549
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:07,424
nor is
the United States of America.

550
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,385
This is blowing my goddamn mind,
to be honest.

551
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,846
You're comparing L.B.
to Jen Shah?

552
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,597
And you two are, like,
bonding over this.

553
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,517
***

554
00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,935
Why are we even
talking about Jen Shah?

555
00:25:19,019 --> 00:25:20,353
We shouldn't
be talking about her.

556
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,771
We shouldn't say her name.

557
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:24,065
We shouldn't
unearth her spirit.

558
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:28,528
She's in prison
where she belongs.

559
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:29,571
I know you can't stand me,
and that's fine.

560
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,739
-You don't have to.
-It's not true.

561
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:33,033
But you just said if
anybody said--

562
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,160
-That's not ----ing true!
-You just said...

563
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,662
If anybody compared someone
to Jen, it would be too far.

564
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:38,621
What about when
Lisa compared me to Jen?

565
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:39,956
Was it too far?

566
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,916
***

567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,086
Lisa publicly tweeted that.

568
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,838
-I didn't hear that.
-And I just told you.

569
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:50,008
I'm not on Twitter Googling
your ----ing name, Bronwyn.

570
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,634
I'm telling you, that's what
she just said.

571
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,969
I have a relationship
with you based on this,

572
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:55,513
and what
I have on you is not great.

573
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,266
I'm not gonna sit here and have
you tell me all this sh--

574
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,268
about Lisa's business when
you just got caught red-handed

575
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:04,647
lying about
a $4 million necklace.

576
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,858
Talk to me about one
of the most lavish gifts

577
00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,902
we've ever seen
on "The Housewives."

578
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,362
-That $4 million necklace.
-Oh, yeah.

579
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,446
I kind of thought
you were going to wear

580
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:13,656
the necklace to the reunion.

581
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:14,741
I thought about it because
I thought that would clear

582
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,535
up a lot of questions.
-What questions?

583
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,162
Uh, whether or not I have it
and can wear it. Right?

584
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,749
That would clear
that right up. Yeah. [laughs]

585
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:27,837
It is my fault.

586
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,631
I should not have tried
to be cutesy about it.

587
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,299
-You didn't own the necklace.
-And I said

588
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,260
I shouldn't have said it
that way. I shouldn't have.

589
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,804
I was trying to
protect myself and the jeweler,

590
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,056
and it came out
sounding like a lie.

591
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,891
And that's bad on me.

592
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,811
I knew I wasn't gonna buy
this necklace,

593
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,022
but I made the girls believe
that I had it by saying,

594
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,691
"When I wear it, you'll see it,"

595
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,234
thinking that I would
get a different version,

596
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,528
and they wouldn't
notice the difference.

597
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,947
That is, in effect, lying.
And that's wrong.

598
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:57,617
How did that become
more important to me

599
00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:00,328
than my integrity
or the importance of Todd

600
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:03,456
and I's anniversary
or being tough enough to not

601
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,041
give a damn
what everyone else thinks?

602
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:11,840
Like, I really acted so immature
in that moment to be cool.

603
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,883
All you have to say is, "I lied.
I'm sorry. The end."

604
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,261
Right, exactly.

605
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:18,847
Don't call me Boo Boo.
That's so condescending.

606
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,849
Does everyone here know what

607
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,018
it's like to not be on a trip
with your friends

608
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,436
and have all of them
talk about you?

609
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:26,104
-I do.
-Yeah.

610
00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,857
I was on the trip
with my friends,

611
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,859
and I went to bed,
and my friends--

612
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:34,154
Lisa, yeah,
talked about me. Yes.

613
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,613
She has said some things,
and she has

614
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:39,200
had information,
outside of Britani,

615
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:41,327
about everyone at the table.

616
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:44,080
I heard that Shawn does
circle jerks.

617
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,623
That's what she just said to me.

618
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,083
Meredith said I had
mental health issues.

619
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:50,086
Oh, my God.

620
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,963
No, I don't pop pills, bitch...

621
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:56,843
Cameron has
had religious trauma...

622
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,095
He mortgaged his house
and gave her 300 grand.

623
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,931
You plant things about
my marriage, my business.

624
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,433
Go get your proof

625
00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:04,768
and then I'm gonna sue
the [bleep] out of you.

626
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,644
I think she was like,
honor code, what? [laughs]

627
00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,480
She said
you guys didn't buy it,

628
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:10,357
or the hoop earrings.
-Very weird a jeweler

629
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,317
would tell someone else
what I did or didn't buy.

630
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,027
She said
you didn't purchase a thing.

631
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:17,072
Lisa, she did not call you.

632
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:20,075
She happens to have information
on everyone's finances,

633
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,911
businesses,
marriages, documents.

634
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:26,706
Like, I can see why
you feel like you had to say,

635
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,875
"Well, I know this
about you, too."

636
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,460
I'm not saying she's a liar.

637
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,544
I'm not saying
she owes that money.

638
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:33,088
I'm not saying she stole it.

639
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,256
She's a fraud. It's a little
weird. I'm actually not.

640
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,008
Everything you just
----ing said.

641
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,135
I'm actually not.
I'm just saying it...

642
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,888
Back away, back away, back away.

643
00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:43,932
To be clear,
I'm not happy to hear this.

644
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,725
And I'm not saying anything
I won't say to her face.

645
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,435
Yes, Lisa,
I've heard about your lawsuit.

646
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:48,853
I would say that's it, Lisa.

647
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,772
I will. I'll tell her
we talked about her.

648
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:06,121
***

649
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,338
Like, there's no--

650
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:18,091
We don't need to do this
behind her back because

651
00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:22,429
I didn't like it,
and I don't like what you --

652
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,432
Where the whole
conversation went,

653
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,851
and I think we should pivot.

654
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,728
Hey, you guys. Ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding.

655
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:31,396
-Oh, God.
-I have an announcement.

656
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,690
Oh, dear.

657
00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:35,525
It's been a minute.

658
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,821
Jared and I got engaged.

659
00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:47,454
-What?
-Yes.

660
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,539
-Is this real?
-It is real. Yes.

661
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:52,792
This gorgeous woman
is changing her last name.

662
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,880
-It's true. Look.
-It's true.

663
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:58,882
Look what happened.

664
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,343
-And...
-Oh, my God.

665
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:04,763
We got unengaged...

666
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,306
two weeks after that.

667
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,808
Mrs. Osmond, I love this girl.

668
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,602
What in the world?

669
00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:13,063
Well, that was short and sweet.

670
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:15,523
Britani doesn't understand
what an announcement is.

671
00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,025
I think that we need
to meet with Britani

672
00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:19,569
and explain to her the nature
of an announcement

673
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,739
and that if it is negated
immediately after,

674
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,657
it is therefore no
longer an announcement,

675
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:28,370
but just something
we don't mention at all.

676
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,246
We just decided
that our kids weren't on board,

677
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:34,376
and we really want
our kids to be a part of it.

678
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,461
And they were not happy
because we were so on and off

679
00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:40,882
last year and so, yeah,
we decided to call it off so...

680
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:43,551
-Is he dating other women?
-No, I don't think so.

681
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:47,555
-Are you still seeing him?
-Oh, yeah.

682
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:51,226
-Like, every day. Yeah.
-Oh, God, help me, Lord.

683
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:52,560
[laughs]

684
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:54,187
I run into him at the gym
all the time.

685
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,690
-Yeah.
-And he appears single.

686
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,150
What do you mean,
he appears single?

687
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:01,027
Let's just say I never
see him on a machine.

688
00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:02,696
I mean, that's...
He is a really social person.

689
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:05,115
I see him in the Life Time
Café on dates.

690
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,534
-And he introduces me to them.
-Wait, say that again.

691
00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:09,661
Well, first of all,
is it considered a date

692
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:13,623
if you're at the Life Time Café?
-Hey, the café is amazing.

693
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,750
You'd be surprised. Don't sleep
on the chicken salad.

694
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,419
[laughs]

695
00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:20,005
Okay, well, I think
this is a good time to break.

696
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,132
We have some
fun activities planned

697
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,260
before the sun goes down.
-What have we got, Ange?

698
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,678
We've got two activities,
and I think you're

699
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,680
gonna be
really excited about it.

700
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:31,599
The first time we went camping
in our RV, we went fly fishing,

701
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,144
and Elektra
caught her first fish.

702
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:37,188
It was super exciting.
It's a great camping activity.

703
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,274
***

704
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:46,031
Okay, um, and the second
activity is a kayak.

705
00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:50,285
-Kayaking. I want to kayak.
-I want to go fly fishing.

706
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:54,039
Meredith, you going
to go fishing with me?

707
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:55,665
Good luck fishing, Ange.

708
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:58,209
Yeah. I'm going to go kayaking
with Heather and Bronwyn.

709
00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,045
Will you come with us?

710
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,756
[laughs] Yes. Yes.

711
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,133
-Don't throw her overboard.
-[laughter]

712
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,843
We'll see if all
three of us make it back.

713
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,678
-Cold water.
-[quacks]

714
00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,430
Who would find my body?

715
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:14,434
***

716
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,146
BRITANI: We're ready!

717
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:20,607
-We got this, Brit.
-All right. We got this.

718
00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,233
Look at you.
You're such a babe.

719
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:23,610
-Come zip up.
-Let's see a little high kick.

720
00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:27,197
***

721
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,782
I'm so excited.

722
00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:31,034
Are you doing fly fishing?

723
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,452
-Yes.
-Hey, I'm Joe.

724
00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:34,162
-I'm Britani.
-It's so nice to meet you.

725
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,413
So nice to meet you.
This is Mary.

726
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,664
-Hi. Mary.
-Nice to meet you.

727
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,750
We're gonna put some
waders and boots on you.

728
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,294
So first of all, I want you
to come over and have a seat.

729
00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:44,631
Slide these on.
It's like a giant garbage bag.

730
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,675
Can I help you
get into that one?

731
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:48,176
-So we take our shoes off.
-Oh, okay.

732
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,220
Yay. Look at us.

733
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:52,639
And I'm getting my shoes tied.

734
00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:55,558
Stand up,
and then you can hike those up

735
00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,268
when you're ready.

736
00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,105
-We're here to kayak.
-All right.

737
00:33:00,188 --> 00:33:03,233
We want to get
suited up and grab some oars,

738
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,484
and then we'll head
right out there to the kayak.

739
00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:07,070
To the kayaks, Kev. Let's go.

740
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:10,031
I've never kayaked. Wait,
there's two kayaks, though.

741
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,326
It's a single and a double.

742
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,744
I think these two
should be together.

743
00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,371
Uh...

744
00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:19,249
Heather and Bronwyn
are a tough case.

745
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:20,959
I'm gonna stick them
in this kayak

746
00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,086
until they work out
their problems.

747
00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,380
-Okay, let's do it.
-They need some bonding time.

748
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:27,632
Sure. I'm gonna
"Parent Trap" them.

749
00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:29,175
I'm so screwed.

750
00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:31,011
Perhaps I'll take
this opportunity to teach her

751
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:33,346
how to do a kayak death roll.

752
00:33:33,471 --> 00:33:34,973
Hopefully she won't get stuck.

753
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,516
I'm so screwed.

754
00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:40,645
-Oars away!
-There she goes.

755
00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:43,648
There she comes!
Come on, Heather.

756
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:47,736
-We're coming. We're coming.
-Okay.

757
00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:49,612
We're coming, girl.

758
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:51,281
You guys have a more stable push
than shifting around.

759
00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:55,368
-Okay, we're going to be good.
-Thanks, Kev.

760
00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:56,745
Good luck!

761
00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,329
Whoo!

762
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,415
I don't know
what my cousin's doing.

763
00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,542
I don't know what she's doing,
but we want to avoid that.

764
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:04,502
Oh, no. I see
some white waters ahead.

765
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:08,131
-That's a hazard.
-Oh, here we go.

766
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:11,593
[laughs]

767
00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:14,679
Ah! [laughter]

768
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,808
Aah!

769
00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,226
-[laughter]
-This is sad.

770
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,312
-Oh, [bleep]!
-There's a rock!

771
00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:24,022
-Aah!
-[laughter]

772
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:27,692
Okay.

773
00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,194
Now, Bronwyn,
when you call out

774
00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,946
the commands, like...
-Oh, yeah, I'm ready for that.

775
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:35,408
I wrote a chapter
about reading a river

776
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:36,993
and how
it's a metaphor for life.

777
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,204
So you are in good hands.

778
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:44,834
And it's really pretty.
It's beautiful.

779
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,253
Who knew it could be this simple
to be friends with Heather?

780
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:49,964
I just have to
literally sit behind her,

781
00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:52,717
take a back seat,
be second paddle,

782
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,761
and, you know,
not make eye contact,

783
00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:56,221
and we'll get along just fine.

784
00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:58,098
***

785
00:34:58,181 --> 00:34:59,808
I feel like we can't even
hear Whitney anymore.

786
00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:03,269
[screaming]

787
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:07,065
***

788
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,401
-Ready?
-Yeah. Okay.

789
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,945
-And you go like a rainbow?
-Correct.

790
00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,613
-Like that.
-That's it. Perfect.

791
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:16,074
-I'm a good rainbow thrower.
-Hey, that was --

792
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,450
There you go.
You're laying it out there fine.

793
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:20,286
-Perfect.
-Okay. I'm a pro.

794
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:22,539
-There you go.
-Slam. Okay.

795
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,541
And make sure we don't slam
the rod into the water.

796
00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:26,042
Soft.

797
00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:28,211
My dad's a fisherman,
and I never understood why

798
00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:30,588
he loved it so much,
but when you go fly fishing

799
00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:32,173
and you're out in nature,

800
00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:36,636
and you cast your wire
or whatever you call it...

801
00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:39,389
Angie,
how's it going over there?

802
00:35:39,514 --> 00:35:43,977
It's so relaxing
and so beautiful and just quiet.

803
00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:47,188
-Angie.
-Come on, little fishies.

804
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,691
I'm not--
I'm not really a fisherman.

805
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:51,651
Fishy, fishy!

806
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:53,319
I don't know anything
about fish

807
00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:55,280
other than it's where
I get my caviar.

808
00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:58,908
[cash register bell dings]

809
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:02,495
How long does this
typically take to catch a fish?

810
00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:04,914
[chuckles]
Million dollar question.

811
00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:06,374
Boy, that's the million dollar
question right there.

812
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:09,377
Well, is it like
five minutes or five hours?

813
00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,546
We call it fishing,
not catching.

814
00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:15,050
I will feel bad. I want to
throw it back out and free it.

815
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,551
First of all,
he's going to choke.

816
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:19,262
You know, I'm have
to try to resuscitate it.

817
00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:23,058
-Well, how do you do that?
-What's your name again?

818
00:36:36,321 --> 00:36:39,115
You can't bring 'em back?
[gasps]

819
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,117
That's not true.

820
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:44,996
I would just put it on
the side of a rock and do CPR.

821
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,292
-Wait, what?
-And I think you, um...

822
00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:51,169
You--You do it like...

823
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:53,922
to this one song.

824
00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:59,511
Like, giving him some, like,
little CPR or something.

825
00:36:59,678 --> 00:37:03,682
Like, push, like, making sure
his fins are flapping off.

826
00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:06,559
You have to bring it back to
life and then throw it back in.

827
00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:09,521
And I hope that he would live
for the rest of his days.

828
00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:10,647
[flatlining sound]

829
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:12,273
[laughs]

830
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:15,151
But seriously, like,
most days, how long does

831
00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,118
***

832
00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:32,836
[crow caws]

833
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:35,672
Hey, so I have a question.

834
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:39,467
Is this not like the area

835
00:37:39,509 --> 00:37:42,846
where the legend
of Molly Sorensen happened?

836
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,681
-It is.
-It is.

837
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:47,976
She was
a fundamentalist Mormon...

838
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:50,020
-Yes.
-...that made it her mission

839
00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:52,439
to find girls that would
come up here to make out

840
00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:55,316
with their boyfriends
or sin,

841
00:37:55,358 --> 00:37:57,277
and she would kidnap them
and then sacrifice them.

842
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,820
That is the story.

843
00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:00,822
Have you ever
heard anything here?

844
00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:03,992
Yeah, we've heard screams
all throughout the night.

845
00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:06,953
Weird.
You think they'd be owls first.

846
00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:10,832
-Some people come up missing.
-You think we'll be okay?

847
00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:14,711
-Just listen.
-We got a lot of sinners.

848
00:38:14,794 --> 00:38:17,547
-I'll check on you.
-Okay. Appreciate it.

849
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,424
[crows cawing]

850
00:38:19,507 --> 00:38:21,676
[whispers] Scary.

851
00:38:23,178 --> 00:38:26,181
***

852
00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:34,981
All All right,
let's make the fire, Whitney.

853
00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:38,318
-I'm coming.
-I'm hungry.

854
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:41,821
I'm an expert now.
I'm a professional fire-maker.

855
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:45,742
Okay, Meredith, that is not
gonna work. But you can try.

856
00:38:45,784 --> 00:38:49,371
You have to build a teepee
so that their air can get in.

857
00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:51,664
Ahh...

858
00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,958
Little caviar for the fire.

859
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,754
I'm walking to see Meredith
trying to light the fire.

860
00:38:57,837 --> 00:39:00,423
-There we go.
-Oh, here we go. We're lit.

861
00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,342
-We're lit. We're going.
-You got it, Meredith.

862
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:04,135
I love the way the fire smells.

863
00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:07,305
Grab a blankie.

864
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:11,768
-Ooh, ooh, it smells good.
-Ange, I'm starving.

865
00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:14,187
So the food is on
the dinner table over here

866
00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:16,773
in our beautiful
dining room in nature.

867
00:39:16,898 --> 00:39:18,733
So everyone's gonna
cook their own dinners.

868
00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:20,402
Boo.

869
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,698
There's conflict
with the hostesses.

870
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:28,535
-Boo!
-Okay, she didn't love the idea.

871
00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:31,621
I'm excited. What are those?

872
00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:32,622
Veggie burgers.

873
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:34,958
I'm gonna do a hot dog brigade.

874
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:37,627
And who got
the whole wheat bread?

875
00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:39,379
-I don't know.
-What about the wine opener?

876
00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:41,172
I got it. I got one.

877
00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:44,009
I'm gonna put all the booze by
Britani's chair. There we go.

878
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:47,345
-'Cause I try to hide it.
-So there are four skewers.

879
00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:50,098
***

880
00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:51,599
-Oh, gosh.
-[laughs]

881
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:53,727
Wait, Mary,
are those totally raw?

882
00:39:53,852 --> 00:39:55,520
I don't know.

883
00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,023
To cook my food on a stick

884
00:39:58,106 --> 00:40:00,567
on some open fire?

885
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:03,028
This ain't working.

886
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:05,572
This is actually wrong.

887
00:40:05,613 --> 00:40:07,741
I think I'm gonna
just starve tonight.

888
00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:10,160
I can't believe Angie
and Mary are gonna stay friends

889
00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:12,495
if Mary is
eating a dry-ass bagel.

890
00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:15,540
Because there's nothing else
she's interested in eating.

891
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:19,085
Ange, how did
you expect that we cook these?

892
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,592
The last time I had asparagus,

893
00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,844
there's like, violins
playing in the background.

894
00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:30,305
I mean,
asparagus is fancy schmance.

895
00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:33,933
It is not meant
for an RV barbecue night.

896
00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,018
-Oh, let's eat 'em raw.
-Eat 'em raw?

897
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:38,480
Angie K,
where are the hot dog buns?

898
00:40:38,563 --> 00:40:41,441
-Did you have any ketchup?
-[laughs]

899
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:45,195
You know what?
You guys are so ungrateful.

900
00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:48,782
Just eat the hot dog.
Stop asking for condiments.

901
00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:51,618
We're supposed to be coming one
with nature and be minimalists.

902
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:53,536
Take a bite.

903
00:40:53,661 --> 00:40:55,038
It's hot.

904
00:40:55,121 --> 00:40:57,040
No one wants
to watch you eat that hot dog.

905
00:40:57,165 --> 00:40:59,709
-I can promise you that. Okay?
-Eat it.

906
00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:02,003
The truth is,
I actually forgot everything.

907
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:04,756
But that's the story
I'm selling to the ladies.

908
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:07,842
Um, Bronwyn, did you--
when you were at BYU,

909
00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:09,803
did you ever hear
of creepy stuff

910
00:41:09,844 --> 00:41:11,346
that would happen
at Provo Canyon?

911
00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:13,390
Of course.

912
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,475
***

913
00:41:15,517 --> 00:41:17,394
-Girls would go missing.
-Mm-hmm.

914
00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,729
-Is this true?
-I've heard stories.

915
00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:21,773
I don't want
to put a damper on this trip,

916
00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:24,150
but, like, this canyon is

917
00:41:24,317 --> 00:41:28,113
notorious for,
like, freaky sh-- happening.

918
00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:32,325
It's--I mean,
the legend is Molly Sorensen...

919
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:33,785
[crow cawing]

920
00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:38,415
...the polygamist girl
who escaped the colony

921
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:41,459
and has been seeking retaliation
on the community ever since.

922
00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,795
On young girls, mostly.

923
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,589
-What community?
-Well, we're not young.

924
00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:48,466
I'm not saying we're at risk.

925
00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:50,093
I mean,
I'm not saying we're at risk.

926
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:53,221
I'm just saying this is
a freaky--there's freaky stuff.

927
00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:54,931
Girls go missing.

928
00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:57,183
Women that had, like,
sinned, she would, like,

929
00:41:57,267 --> 00:41:59,477
basically bring to justice.

930
00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:01,604
I never would have
been a good time girl at BYU

931
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,815
because I knew
the legend of Molly Sorensen--

932
00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:05,400
what happens
to good time girls.

933
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:06,860
We talked about it all the time
at BYU,

934
00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:08,987
especially when
we were freshmen.

935
00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:12,365
You know,
we never left the dorms alone.

936
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:14,200
[scream]

937
00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:16,911
If Molly Sorensen was real,
she would have came

938
00:42:17,078 --> 00:42:19,581
and fixed this food.
That's what Molly needed to do.

939
00:42:19,622 --> 00:42:21,458
She needed to come
over there feeding us.

940
00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:23,460
And Molly didn't show up.
So I don't believe in her.

941
00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:25,003
[scream]

942
00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:29,215
Basically, the legend is that
she's still out there.

943
00:42:29,257 --> 00:42:31,760
So why did we pick coming here?

944
00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:34,387
We forgot to Google
"murders in Provo Canyon."

945
00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:37,474
Angie didn't do the research.
[laughs]

946
00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,184
Bronwyn, do you need help
with your hot dog?

947
00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:40,852
-Yeah.
-Are you good?

948
00:42:40,935 --> 00:42:42,437
You guys might be surprised
to see me helping Bronwyn

949
00:42:42,604 --> 00:42:44,439
with her hot dog.

950
00:42:44,522 --> 00:42:45,774
I know,
it's kind of interesting.

951
00:42:45,815 --> 00:42:48,276
Just hours ago,
you two were going at it.

952
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,111
When you're in nature
and, like, every--

953
00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:51,863
you put everything
in perspective.

954
00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:53,365
-It was so beautiful.
-It was.

955
00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,950
-We kayaked it out.
-Wow.

956
00:42:55,992 --> 00:42:58,119
Is it really nature?
Do you think it's just fun

957
00:42:58,203 --> 00:43:00,497
that we're on a trip
without Lisa

958
00:43:00,622 --> 00:43:03,875
and you can actually just
be yourself?

959
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:08,672
***

960
00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:10,423
That's a sh--ty thing to say.

961
00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:13,259
No. Really, though.

962
00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:15,220
You don't think
I'm myself around Lisa?

963
00:43:15,303 --> 00:43:18,014
Would you be nice to Bronwyn
if Lisa was here tonight?

964
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:20,308
I think that I would
have had that moment with her

965
00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:23,103
on the kayak for sure.

966
00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:24,688
I'm happy to see
that you can be yourself.

967
00:43:24,729 --> 00:43:26,272
Are you, though?

968
00:43:26,356 --> 00:43:28,191
I am.
That's why I'm pointing it out.

969
00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:31,653
My stuff about Bron--hold on.

970
00:43:31,736 --> 00:43:35,073
My stuff with Bronwyn
is not about Lisa.

971
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:38,284
And I thought it was worse
that you jumped on.

972
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,624
But, like, it's hard
if you're on the outs.

973
00:43:44,749 --> 00:43:46,209
I think Lisa--

974
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:49,129
Who feels on the outs with Lisa
right now, besides Bronwyn?

975
00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:55,677
Hello. The very next day
after New York,

976
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,555
Lisa went online and started

977
00:43:58,638 --> 00:44:02,350
calling me a liar again,
and it was horrible.

978
00:44:02,475 --> 00:44:04,519
And you didn't do anything
online?

979
00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:06,521
I haven't done one thing.
I stayed off.

980
00:44:06,563 --> 00:44:07,897
I think
that's a little hypocritical.

981
00:44:08,023 --> 00:44:10,150
-I have a question.
-Oh, God.

982
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:15,030
Why would you say something
so horrific? Like you--Ugh.

983
00:44:15,155 --> 00:44:17,198
I can't even say it.
It's so crass.

984
00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:18,700
"You do Jared for money."

985
00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:23,455
***

986
00:44:23,538 --> 00:44:26,374
Is Britani part of the same
conversation that we're having?

987
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,419
Because Britani's timing
is terrible.

988
00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:34,924
It's almost as bad as her taste
in men, which is atrocious.

989
00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,634
-I didn't say you did.
-Yes, you did.

990
00:44:36,718 --> 00:44:38,345
-I asked you if you did.
-You said, "Why do you have sex

991
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:40,555
with Jared for money?"
-I posed it as a question.

992
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,349
-Oh. She didn't say have sex.
-She said suck dick.

993
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,559
-I can't even say that.
-When you came for my business,

994
00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:46,353
I put it back on you.

995
00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:48,605
And I said,
"What do you do for money?"

996
00:44:48,646 --> 00:44:49,981
-What does that have to do--
-And yeah, I'm not proud

997
00:44:50,106 --> 00:44:51,941
that I said,
"Do you suck Jared's dick?"

998
00:44:52,067 --> 00:44:53,443
But I'm sorry that I said that.

999
00:44:53,568 --> 00:44:54,819
People shading your business
online.

1000
00:44:54,861 --> 00:44:56,363
Because it hurt, Britani.

1001
00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:59,449
You literally out of the blue
said, "Britani, you s --"

1002
00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:01,368
'Cause you out of the blue

1003
00:45:01,409 --> 00:45:02,911
brought up my business,
Britani!

1004
00:45:02,952 --> 00:45:04,079
No, because you were trying to
shade Lisa.

1005
00:45:04,245 --> 00:45:05,413
-I was not trying to shade Lisa.
-I was defending her.

1006
00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:07,832
Then why would you say that
when you were, like,

1007
00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:09,334
getting dragged on social media?
-Oh, my God, Britani.

1008
00:45:09,417 --> 00:45:11,336
-Britani.
-That is a new low, Whitney.

1009
00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:14,047
I'm really disappointed.
A real new low.

1010
00:45:14,172 --> 00:45:16,424
I had a business that failed.
That's it.

1011
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:19,052
***

1012
00:45:19,177 --> 00:45:22,013
Justin went all in with me,
and now we have nothing.

1013
00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:33,233
***

1014
00:45:40,699 --> 00:45:44,035
I had a business that failed.
That's it.

1015
00:45:44,327 --> 00:45:45,495
***

1016
00:45:45,578 --> 00:45:48,123
Okay? I don't have a business

1017
00:45:48,206 --> 00:45:51,084
pending lawsuits and is in,
like, legal turmoil.

1018
00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:53,503
I have a business that failed.

1019
00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:58,633
I had to fire 30 employees.
Do you think that was fun? No.

1020
00:45:58,717 --> 00:46:00,927
I failed at something that I was
really excited about

1021
00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:05,140
that started
as a massive success, Britani.

1022
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,559
I'm no stranger to the ebbs and
flows of business,

1023
00:46:07,642 --> 00:46:09,686
but I have never
actually had something

1024
00:46:09,769 --> 00:46:12,605
that just flat out tanked.

1025
00:46:12,689 --> 00:46:16,317
We're talking millions,
thousands of customers.

1026
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:20,113
And it's so emotionally hard
for me because

1027
00:46:20,196 --> 00:46:22,032
I didn't just fail myself.

1028
00:46:22,115 --> 00:46:24,159
I failed all my employees.

1029
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,038
I failed my customers.
I failed my family.

1030
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:30,457
Like, I just feel like

1031
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:33,251
the weight of everyone
that this has affected.

1032
00:46:33,376 --> 00:46:34,669
I made a bad choice,

1033
00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:36,671
and I'm cleaning up all
the sh-- from it.

1034
00:46:36,755 --> 00:46:38,340
So I don't
need my friends bringing

1035
00:46:38,423 --> 00:46:41,509
the sh-- on a girls trip
and rubbing it in my face.

1036
00:46:41,634 --> 00:46:44,846
-I'm sorry, Whit.
-So I don't think you are.

1037
00:46:44,929 --> 00:46:46,473
'Cause why would
you sling mud at me today?

1038
00:46:46,556 --> 00:46:47,807
-Why would you bring it up?
-I didn't.

1039
00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:50,101
Well, I was just
defending Lisa.

1040
00:46:50,226 --> 00:46:51,686
...don't go there.

1041
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,646
I didn't give any facts.

1042
00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:56,274
I didn't have any facts
about you.

1043
00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:59,611
Why are TikTokers that want to
get famous off of my failure?

1044
00:46:59,694 --> 00:47:03,114
***

1045
00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:04,783
I just want you
to have the facts.

1046
00:47:04,866 --> 00:47:06,534
And I'm not scared to admit it.

1047
00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:08,828
And I think that's
what I'm alluding to with Lisa

1048
00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:10,413
is if she would
be a little more open,

1049
00:47:10,538 --> 00:47:13,625
she'd probably find friendship
where she can lean on,

1050
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:17,712
and people can discuss the truth
and not keep up a fake façade.

1051
00:47:17,837 --> 00:47:20,924
I think that's fair.
I'm really sorry, Whit.

1052
00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:23,009
You know, I've had
many, many business failures

1053
00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:24,552
before Beauty Lab.

1054
00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:27,389
You know,
we don't talk about our losses.

1055
00:47:27,514 --> 00:47:29,683
We don't talk about
the failures, you know, ever.

1056
00:47:29,766 --> 00:47:31,267
-Everyone talks about the wins.
-Yeah.

1057
00:47:31,393 --> 00:47:34,479
You know, but the losses
is where you learn something.

1058
00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:35,980
You should talk about the loss.

1059
00:47:36,064 --> 00:47:38,191
I have to say, too,
like, it takes a lot of

1060
00:47:38,316 --> 00:47:39,526
courage to be an entrepreneur

1061
00:47:39,609 --> 00:47:43,071
or to take a risk
or to start your own business.

1062
00:47:43,113 --> 00:47:46,157
And thanks for being vulnerable
and real, because I think

1063
00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:48,576
any of us
that are in business

1064
00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:51,371
or have had our own business
know how hard it is.

1065
00:47:51,454 --> 00:47:53,081
And I have to
watch my back every day

1066
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:56,876
that someone's gonna
write a...story.

1067
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,129
-I'm not ready for a hug, Brit.
-Sorry.

1068
00:47:59,254 --> 00:48:01,214
You gotta get
all the way through this first.

1069
00:48:01,256 --> 00:48:03,550
Well, I still want an apology
for the dick sucking.

1070
00:48:03,675 --> 00:48:06,136
-Oh, my God. Britani.
-I'm done.

1071
00:48:06,219 --> 00:48:07,887
She's, like,
pouring her heart out.

1072
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,936
Sympathy first.

1073
00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,855
That's not...

1074
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:18,606
They're not
mutually exclusive as...

1075
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:22,736
Sympathy first
and apology later, Britani.

1076
00:48:22,819 --> 00:48:24,738
It doesn't make any sense why
Whitney can say

1077
00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:26,781
whatever she wants
and get away with it,

1078
00:48:26,906 --> 00:48:30,869
but then I make
the slightest little gaffe,

1079
00:48:30,952 --> 00:48:33,538
and I have to fall all
over myself apologizing.

1080
00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:36,624
What's that about?

1081
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:39,627
Britani, you have,
like, come in hot.

1082
00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:42,339
I'm just clapping back
and standing up for myself.

1083
00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:44,507
I felt like
I was a punching bag,

1084
00:48:44,549 --> 00:48:47,385
and I don't want that anymore.

1085
00:48:50,638 --> 00:48:54,142
The one person who was kind
to you went after.

1086
00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,477
Who? You?

1087
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,145
I'm not interested.

1088
00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,273
Meredith,
you turned on me on a dime.

1089
00:49:00,357 --> 00:49:02,942
Britani, why are
you recording the conversation?

1090
00:49:03,026 --> 00:49:05,904
You need to leave!
I've had enough of you!

1091
00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:09,240
-This is insane.
-You are vile!

1092
00:49:09,282 --> 00:49:10,909
We were good friends,
and then all of us--

1093
00:49:10,992 --> 00:49:12,619
No, we were never good friends.

1094
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,454
-Yes, we were.
-We were barely even friends.

1095
00:49:14,496 --> 00:49:16,581
-I barely even knew you.
-No, that's not true.

1096
00:49:16,664 --> 00:49:18,917
-Do not lie.
-Oh, lie?

1097
00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:22,045
How many times have I talked to
you on the telephone, Britani?

1098
00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:23,963
Have I ever picked up
the phone and called you?

1099
00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:27,175
-Yes, yes, you have.
-Once?

1100
00:49:27,258 --> 00:49:29,886
-Twice.
-[laughs]

1101
00:49:29,969 --> 00:49:31,471
We're very good friends.

1102
00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,098
And we went to lunch
for a couple hours.

1103
00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:34,974
I thought that was nice.
Don't laugh.

1104
00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:38,520
They talked on the phone twice.
[laughs]

1105
00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:41,898
-Well, you used me.
-Oh, used you.

1106
00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:46,277
Oh, yeah, as a punching match
with your latent aggression.

1107
00:49:46,361 --> 00:49:49,322
Meredith sees me as
the weakest link,

1108
00:49:49,364 --> 00:49:51,950
and she can just go
after me like a target.

1109
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:57,497
I absolutely think that, but she
doesn't know me that well.

1110
00:49:57,622 --> 00:49:59,499
I don't need a thing from you.

1111
00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:04,045
I find you to be
absolutely uninteresting.

1112
00:50:04,129 --> 00:50:07,382
-I have zero respect for you.
-Thanks, Meredith.

1113
00:50:07,507 --> 00:50:10,510
-You're a gem.
-And so are you, lovely.

1114
00:50:10,593 --> 00:50:12,470
-Meredith.
-What a sweetheart.

1115
00:50:12,512 --> 00:50:15,098
***

1116
00:50:15,223 --> 00:50:16,975
-Okay, listen.
-Yeah.

1117
00:50:17,058 --> 00:50:20,145
I have done a little research
on the legend

1118
00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:22,188
of Molly Sorensen.

1119
00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:26,901
Don't you want to do
a little investigating, Mary?

1120
00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:28,403
Not really.

1121
00:50:28,486 --> 00:50:30,947
Let's go on a little tour
and see what we can find.

1122
00:50:31,072 --> 00:50:33,616
What if there really is
something coming to get us?

1123
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:35,493
Like in any scary movie,

1124
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:36,953
the Black person always gets
killed first.

1125
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:38,913
They always die first.

1126
00:50:38,997 --> 00:50:42,876
I don't know why, but has
anybody else ever noticed that?

1127
00:50:42,959 --> 00:50:46,796
-No. Wait. Are you sure?
-Yes. Are you kidding me?

1128
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,257
-I think we should.
-You in?

1129
00:50:49,382 --> 00:50:51,468
-I'm in.
-If anything happens, scream.

1130
00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:02,854
[wolf howls]

1131
00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:06,608
***

1132
00:51:06,691 --> 00:51:08,693
Locked and loaded.
Camcorders ready?

1133
00:51:08,818 --> 00:51:10,779
-Yes.
-What are we looking for?

1134
00:51:10,862 --> 00:51:13,865
Eyes and ears open.
Anything spooky?

1135
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:16,785
Stay in tune with yourself.
If anything happens, scream.

1136
00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:17,452
That's the first rule.
Noise is our friend.

1137
00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:21,122
[laughs]

1138
00:51:22,415 --> 00:51:24,459
[hoots]

1139
00:51:25,877 --> 00:51:30,965
Think of
the legend of Provo Canyon.

1140
00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:34,135
Think of
the things we heard at BYU

1141
00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:36,638
and heard around the campfire
with me growing up.

1142
00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,890
And most of all,

1143
00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:41,351
think of the fact
that Molly Sorensen

1144
00:51:41,434 --> 00:51:46,606
is still on...the hunt.

1145
00:51:46,731 --> 00:51:49,067
WHITNEY: What is that there?

1146
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,111
She looks for women
with loose morals.

1147
00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:53,822
Aah! Don't shine that at me.

1148
00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,659
MARY: Why are we walking
in the mud?

1149
00:51:57,784 --> 00:52:00,286
[creature roars]

1150
00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:04,416
Did you hear that?
I don't like this! Let's go!

1151
00:52:04,541 --> 00:52:06,334
[shouting at once]

1152
00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:07,877
How do we get back?

1153
00:52:07,919 --> 00:52:10,005
I don't know how to get home.
How do we get home?

1154
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:12,882
I'm so scared.
I don't know what to do.

1155
00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,342
Can't go forward.

1156
00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:16,511
-I think we need to go back.
-Turn around.

1157
00:52:16,594 --> 00:52:19,681
-This is turn around!
-...trying to get us home!

1158
00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:23,393
Stop. Stop. You are the one
who brought us out here.

1159
00:52:23,518 --> 00:52:27,188
-You brought us out here.
-I have no phone reception.

1160
00:52:27,313 --> 00:52:30,108
I have no nothing.
I just want to go home.

1161
00:52:30,233 --> 00:52:32,152
-[scream]
-What's that?

1162
00:52:32,277 --> 00:52:35,280
Oh, my God. What is that?
What is that? I gotta go.

1163
00:52:35,405 --> 00:52:39,242
-Meredith? Meredith?
-Meredith!

1164
00:52:39,325 --> 00:52:41,745
-[screech]
-[clatter]

1165
00:52:41,870 --> 00:52:43,038
[screams]

1166
00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:48,418
***

1167
00:52:48,543 --> 00:52:52,922
In a house ruled by image,
truth is the only scandal.

1168
00:52:52,964 --> 00:52:55,008
Stop with your lies.

1169
00:52:55,091 --> 00:52:57,010
I have no secrets.

1170
00:52:57,093 --> 00:52:59,971
Say it one more time,
I'm gonna lose my mind.

1171
00:53:00,096 --> 00:53:03,183
Gossip grows like mold
in this family.

1172
00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:06,728
-We all need to own things.
-Tell me the truth.

1173
00:53:06,811 --> 00:53:10,106
Everyone wore guilt
in their eyes.

1174
00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:12,108
We have to be honest about this.

1175
00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:15,070
-Just tell her.
-I'm afraid.

1176
00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:17,113
HEATHER: This season on

1177
00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,823
"The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City"...

1178
00:53:18,865 --> 00:53:21,159
It's a week to be Greek!

1179
00:53:21,242 --> 00:53:25,038
Go. Go. It's all about forward
momentum at this point.

1180
00:53:25,121 --> 00:53:28,333
Ladies, we're gonna
get you nice and wet

1181
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:31,294
and get you in the water.
-The other way around. [laughs]

1182
00:53:31,419 --> 00:53:34,631
-How's Robert Jr. doing?
-Some days he's good.

1183
00:53:34,673 --> 00:53:36,049
Some days he's not.

1184
00:53:36,132 --> 00:53:38,218
I know God will work it out.

1185
00:53:38,301 --> 00:53:40,261
My husband.

1186
00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:43,264
Why do you feel like you're
just rebuilding trust?

1187
00:53:43,390 --> 00:53:45,016
I don't know.

1188
00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:47,477
Why would she say, "Don't tell
John I borrowed the money"?

1189
00:53:47,602 --> 00:53:49,437
Is this the mystery man
that Andrew talks about?

1190
00:53:49,562 --> 00:53:50,855
Yeah.

1191
00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:53,775
I saw something today
about a mistress.

1192
00:53:53,858 --> 00:53:56,820
What if I'm wrong,
and I'm gonna look like a fool?

1193
00:53:56,945 --> 00:53:58,321
He humiliates me.

1194
00:53:58,363 --> 00:54:01,533
You questioned every single
----ing thing I have!

1195
00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:03,451
You're supposed
to be my sister.

1196
00:54:03,535 --> 00:54:04,327
-I am your sister.
-No, you're not.

1197
00:54:04,452 --> 00:54:06,121
Find another one. Okay?

1198
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:09,207
Walk the [bleep] away.

1199
00:54:09,332 --> 00:54:11,543
[crying] I've never done
anything to them.

