1 00:00:44,551 --> 00:01:04,751 Dialogue Translation and Timing Creation: Sparta 2 00:01:41,675 --> 00:01:47,421 Mayfer and Sons Law Offices, Of Baylin Bay. 3 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,640 Swing for the fences. 4 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,440 Let's go. 5 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,060 Come on Tyler, you got this. 6 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,540 Aim for first, second or third. 7 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,820 Look at what, Jaren? 8 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:42,800 It's Luke. 9 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,000 He's gonna move anyway. 10 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:46,222 Easy. 11 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,140 Steve, right here. 12 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:49,900 Let's go. 13 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,320 This thing is a precautionary cheeseburger, okay? 14 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,580 Or your mom's ass, 'cause I'm 'bout to spank this beer. 15 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,720 Hey, knock it off, Hank. 16 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:09,520 I'm too aggressive. 17 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,620 Okay, Colin. 18 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,080 I think you really nailed that Glen Gary monologue. 19 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,340 I wonder where I ended up. 20 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,560 Seriously, I follow your lead. 21 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:16,460 I got charged. 22 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,420 What the hell are you two even talkin' about? 23 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,160 Estate knives. 24 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,440 Finish it, Tyler. 25 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,480 Hey! 26 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:25,320 Strike two! 27 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,400 Got three in the trash! 28 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:28,300 Come on! 29 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:29,940 Three! 30 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,220 Jordan! 31 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:07,020 What are you doin'? 32 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:08,440 I think my arm's broken. 33 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,700 Let me see. 34 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:10,640 Ow! 35 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,440 What the fuck? 36 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,720 Now it's broken. 37 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,420 Okay, boys, ice cream on me! 38 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:25,820 Let's go! 39 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:30,820 Hey, hey, were you serious about the Glen Gary bundle? 40 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,260 No, actually, you were great. 41 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,660 Better than both of them, honestly. 42 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Of course. 43 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,020 Good game, sucker. 44 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:37,260 Fuckin' suck, Dad. 45 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,680 Language, Hank. 46 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:39,860 Whatever. 47 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:46,080 I think it's kinda weird our dentist is gettin' all the kids ice cream. 48 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:47,980 Smart business strategy. 49 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,660 Sucks you didn't catch that fly ball out there, Jared. 50 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,040 Hey, at least he's on my game sheet to fuck up this season. 51 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:54,380 Hey! 52 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:55,500 What the hell are you doin'? 53 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,760 Nothing, he dropped it. 54 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,380 Apologize. 55 00:04:58,900 --> 00:04:59,900 We're in a battle. 56 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,320 Thanks. 57 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,180 Ow! 58 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:01,960 Fuckin' dead. 59 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,380 Hey! 60 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:07,900 What the hell are you doin'? 61 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,240 Daddy's a fuckin' dork. 62 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,520 He'll get over it. 63 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,580 We're shovin' it in his face. 64 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,460 What's up with these names? 65 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,060 Locusts? Like... Serpent Swirl? 66 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,660 I mean, what's a "froggy swan" even called? 67 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,040 They sound gross. 68 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,300 They don't look gross. 69 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:52,420 Excuse me, that's not yours. 70 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,280 Apologize. 71 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,560 I'm so sorry your son's a fuckin' pussy. 72 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,760 Forget him, Benji Bai. 73 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,900 He'll get what's comin' to him. 74 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,460 Bullies always do. 75 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,740 Oh, thank you. 76 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,520 Aren't you sweet? 77 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,800 To Jarhead. 78 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:47,160 Best player to have on the other team. 79 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,820 You learned it, bud. 80 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,680 I don't know what to say. 81 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:52,560 Fuck it. 82 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,740 I got my ice cream with Ryan. 83 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,140 What are you doin'? 84 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,720 Enjoyin' my trophy? 85 00:06:59,000 --> 00:06:59,840 You wanna go for a ride later? 86 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:00,960 Come on. 87 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:02,660 Hey, Lizzie. 88 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,980 Wanna hang out with us later? 89 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,180 I'm free too, Lizzie. 90 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,560 Uh, there's room on the couch. 91 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,100 Hey, she's out of your league. 92 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:08,500 Come on. 93 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,137 Bye, Lizzie. 94 00:07:11,637 --> 00:07:12,340 What are you thinkin'? 95 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,800 I was just checkin' if I'm still lactose intolerant. 96 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:18,060 You know, I think mom and dad made it up. 97 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,100 Yeah, right. 98 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,000 I have to live with their lactose farts. 99 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:22,780 Fair. 100 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,240 How is it? 101 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:24,880 Good. 102 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:26,540 How is it again? 103 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,140 They're as good as my farts. 104 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,120 Big plans for the summer? 105 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:36,720 Right now, just the beach. 106 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Maybe the garden again. 107 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,060 My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm. 108 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,920 I don't wanna spend my summer indoors. 109 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,740 Sounds like your parents want this on their tab. 110 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:46,440 Uh, no. 111 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,600 My mom gave me cash. 112 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,260 Oh, please. 113 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,720 Be sure to say hi. 114 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:52,580 Come on, dammit! 115 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,740 There ain't no more goddamn bell! 116 00:07:56,741 --> 00:07:59,400 That bell's been a goddamn bell for three years! 117 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,936 I only put the damn thing up there 'cause I thought it'd be fun. 118 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,980 You hit the bell, you get a gumball. 119 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,941 And you little punks take shots at it like it's goddamn Anzio Beach 120 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:11,220 and I'm breakin' my back, pickin' up pennies all day! 121 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,080 Well, guess what? 122 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:13,220 There's no more bell! 123 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:14,920 Now get the hell outta here! 124 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,380 How about you, Jared? 125 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,680 Any big plans? 126 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,600 Gee, money's workin' for me. 127 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,280 Kid's gonna make a killin'. 128 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:26,480 Buy a Ferrari. 129 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,660 Why would I mow your lawns instead of goin' to camp? 130 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,536 You're gonna need that cash in high school. 131 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,560 Chicks are expensive. 132 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:34,620 Trust me, I know. 133 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,139 What are you talkin' about? 134 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,940 I practically went bankrupt datin' your sorry ass. 135 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,780 That was before I was an entrepreneur. 136 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,535 You mean before you bought a lawn mower? 137 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:42,840 Correct. 138 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:46,440 Speakin' of which, Roger, I need some motor oil for the green machine. 139 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,420 And by green, I mean 'cause it spits out cash. 140 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,760 Sure thing. 141 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:51,640 Thanks, Roger. 142 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,300 Tell your folks I said hi. 143 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:53,760 Sure. 144 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,160 I'll say hi to 'em. 145 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:57,220 Roger. 146 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:58,100 Burr. 147 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,200 I do do do. 148 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:00,620 What's with your sister? 149 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,180 She used to laugh at all my jokes. 150 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,120 Well, if you wanna win her back and try to be cool, just try actin' like a human. 151 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,640 Kid's not wrong. 152 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,140 Dude! 153 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,780 You put the bell back? 154 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,380 Why would you even set up a bell for kids to throw pennies at? 155 00:09:23,381 --> 00:09:27,420 I made 57 cents today, and it only cost me three sticks of gum. 156 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:28,700 He's a psycho. 157 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,580 He probably has dead bodies in his basement. 158 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,200 Tie your shoe. 159 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,400 I did, it's these laces, they're so neat. 160 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,020 Hey! 161 00:09:37,021 --> 00:09:38,021 Did you get it? 162 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,220 Get what? 163 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,640 I'll meet you at the car. 164 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:41,680 Are you gettin' your ass kicked? 165 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:42,681 Oh my God, go. 166 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:43,880 I want some. 167 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,960 Go! 168 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,100 Bye, Jared. 169 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,340 You got any fireworks? 170 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,020 Yeah, maybe a couple of JJs. 171 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:03,580 So cool, bring 'em. 172 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:04,780 I want to... 173 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:27,299 Hurry up, hurry up, play the song on the speaker! 174 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:03,980 Hi! 175 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,380 Hi, Mrs. Penderson. 176 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,381 Hi, Jared. 177 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,900 Uh, Elliot's not feelin' too good. 178 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,860 Oh, you were just textin'. 179 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,200 Came on pretty suddenly. 180 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,480 It's probably just heat stroke from the game, but he's upstairs lyin' down. 181 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:34,080 Well, tell him to text me later if he's better and wants to hang out. 182 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:34,600 I will. 183 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,960 Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday works perfectly. 184 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:37,380 Okay. 185 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,340 Thanks, Mrs. Anderson. 186 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,520 No problem. 187 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,120 Come on, Sebastian. 188 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:45,300 Where's your butt buddy? Smell you later? 189 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,660 He's comin' out soon with his backpack. 190 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,060 Bullshit. 191 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,640 Can you just give me back my bike? 192 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:51,380 Your bike? 193 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,260 I think this is maybe my bike now. 194 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:53,760 Really? 195 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,100 'Cause if you steal it, my dad will sue you. 196 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,640 What a pussy answer. 197 00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,540 Why don't you come fight me for it? 198 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,840 'Cause it's already mine. 199 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,340 Jared, is everything okay? 200 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,700 Yeah, we're just jokin' around. 201 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:06,600 Oh, yeah. 202 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,500 Sebastian here, he's always jokin'. 203 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Okay. 204 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,360 I can take this any time I want. 205 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:24,560 Well, this is gonna be a great summer. 206 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:42,420 So what do you do? 207 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,400 Isn't it boring at the beach day after day? 208 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,000 No, I mean, like, just tan, hang out, y'know. 209 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,080 Like, it's fun. 210 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:51,601 Sky brings a speaker, so... Like, she brought Tony Robbins to the beach. 211 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:51,980 Who? 212 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,320 You know, 'cause... 213 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,540 Like, a motivational speaker. 214 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,040 That's exactly what she was talkin' about. 215 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,320 What about James Carville? 216 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,060 Who's that? 217 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,280 Literally what I'm thinkin'. 218 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,281 No, he's a speaker. 219 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,240 She brought Mitt Romney to the beach. 220 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,360 Somethin' amazing. 221 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,640 I know it's so funny. 222 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,180 What I wanna know is, what's gonna get you into an Ivy League school? 223 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,020 Lifeguardin' or internin' at a good law firm? 224 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,160 My 4.0? 225 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,396 Some of us are fuckin' around with our friends. 226 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,500 You don't have any friends. 227 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,040 I think what your father's tryna say is your summer needs some structure, 228 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:22,060 some sort of plan. 229 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,260 I have a plan. 230 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,560 I go out, sleep in, tan, repeat. 231 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,516 Wow, look at her, she's already checked out. 232 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,340 I mean, who needs law school? 233 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:28,960 Case closed. 234 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:32,580 Just 'cause Grandpa wasn't one, and you guys are, doesn't mean I have to be one. 235 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,480 Someone has to break the family curse. 236 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,460 Y'know, if Grandpa was alive, he could actually argue their case for you. 237 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:41,660 Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd lock her up for disobeyin' her parents. 238 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,180 That's right. 239 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:43,800 Maybe I'm tired of usin' my brain. 240 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,840 I wanna monetize my hotness while I'm young. 241 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Start my own OF. 242 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,360 How do you even know what that is? 243 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,380 That's so gross. 244 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:57,320 What's that boomer ringtone? 245 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:58,880 Oh, stop it, you kids. 246 00:13:58,920 --> 00:13:59,920 You still love this song. 247 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,110 I heard it this morning and it reminded me of 248 00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:03,980 when you were sweet and actually nice to your mom. 249 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,440 When I was, like, six? 250 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,960 That is just cringe. 251 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,440 Well, it's your mother's job to make our kids cringe. 252 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,040 That should accomplish. 253 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,740 You guys see that weird ice cream man today? 254 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:14,880 What do you mean, weird? 255 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:15,440 I don't know. 256 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,860 He just, like, kept showin' up like he was followin' me or somethin'. 257 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Like to kidnap you? 258 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,540 I feel sorry for whoever kidnaps Jared. 259 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,840 Elizabeth, please. 260 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,580 I take it back. 261 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,120 You make an excellent kidnap victim. 262 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,400 That's not good either, but at least it's positive. 263 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,000 Wait, how was he weird? 264 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,120 Just this song he was playin', I guess. 265 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,340 I mean, it's weird. 266 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,421 Well, I didn't see him at the club, so... Mom, do you need the car tomorrow? 267 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,420 Actually, I don't. 268 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600 Why? 269 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,200 Everybody's goin' to White Mountain Park. 270 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:46,860 What about school? 271 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,060 Oh, it's skip day! 272 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:48,700 Skip day. 273 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,560 Some people call it that, but it's more like a field trip. 274 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,980 Everyone calls it that. 275 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,040 I heard Jesse's brother went skippin' with all his friends. 276 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,500 You wouldn't shut up about it. 277 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,080 I figured you'd just go and tell 'em afterward. 278 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:00,740 Just shut up. 279 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,720 Yeah, that would be ridiculous. 280 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,200 Shut up. 281 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,110 It's a tradition that the juniors do the last 282 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,920 week of school with the outgoing seniors. 283 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,240 Oh, it's a tradition. 284 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,760 It's funny 'cause we didn't have that tradition when we went there. 285 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,156 'Cause we actually went to class. 286 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,400 Right, right, right. 287 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,260 So what you're tellin' me is half the school is cuttin' tomorrow? 288 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,740 Approximately. 289 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,000 Then you get twice the attention... I'm goin'. 290 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:20,540 To school. 291 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,800 To the water park. 292 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,100 Like hell you are. 293 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,836 Finals are over, and school's done Wednesday. 294 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,560 What's the big deal? 295 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,320 Go Thursday. 296 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,860 Well, then it's not ditchin'. 297 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,480 Come on, it's literally so stupid. 298 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,500 Like, that's the whole point. 299 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,960 You're supposed to break the rules. 300 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,420 The point of rules is actually to not break 'em. 301 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,220 That's why they're rules. 302 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,760 Says the criminal defense lawyer. 303 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,440 I defend the wrongly accused. 304 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,000 They haven't committed any crimes. 305 00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,060 Sure they haven't. 306 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:45,320 Look, honey, you can have the car, but like it or not, you're not goin'. 307 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:46,900 Why not? 308 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:50,080 'Cause we're goin' into Boston and we'll probably stay overnight. 309 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,820 Someone needs to be here for Jared. 310 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,500 I actually can't believe this. 311 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:57,400 Jared can stay with Elliot if anything happens, which it won't, yeah. 312 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,600 Look, as much as we trust you both, okay, we can't leave a child alone 'cause 313 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:04,070 accidents happen and we need an adult nearby, 314 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:06,861 which in this case happens to be you, honey, okay? 315 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,260 Either way, you skip and skip day. 316 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:13,280 You better find someone to stay with, or I'm takin' you with me. 317 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,060 Oh, no. 318 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,720 Please don't take me to a water park without girls in bikinis. 319 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:18,560 Cut it out, Jared. 320 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,400 That's no place for us to be free, man. 321 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,840 Yeah, don't take me either. 322 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,140 Yeah! 323 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:23,940 Take you where? 324 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,060 Uh, take you to school tomorrow. 325 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,200 I'd love to see you go to school talkin' about Mitt Romney. 326 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,020 Mitt Romney. 327 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:33,700 That's a pleasure. 328 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,780 Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for dessert? 329 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,540 Can we... 330 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:13,260 And this is the second one. 331 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 This is the second one. 332 00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:52,863 Piper? 333 00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:56,900 Honey, what's wrong? 334 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,800 Did you have more ice cream? 335 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,800 Fran, you spilled something. 336 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,440 Fran? 337 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,560 Oh my God! 338 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,100 Oh God! 339 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200 Fran! 340 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,160 And this is the first sentence. 341 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,260 And this is the second one. 342 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,260 Hey, what's wrong? 343 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500 My necklace. 344 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,720 I dropped it. 345 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,520 Oh, get it to Mom. 346 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,840 Let's go back to bed. 347 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,340 But I can't sleep without it. 348 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,500 Please, Daddy? 349 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Okay. 350 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,900 What? 351 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940 Okay. 352 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,340 Daddy? 353 00:19:37,341 --> 00:19:38,360 Are you sure? 354 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,320 I can't feel it. 355 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:51,944 What's this? 356 00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,173 It's oil. 357 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:55,373 Sherry 358 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,528 We're out of bullets. 359 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,640 I have a gun. 360 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,100 I will use it. 361 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:39,200 What did you do to Daddy? 362 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,900 Jesus fuckin' Christ! 363 00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,940 Elliot, what'd you do? 364 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:50,280 Elliot, put that down! 365 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,920 Elliot! 366 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,580 Elliot! 367 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,380 That's it, come to Mommy! 368 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,840 You come to Mommy, right? 369 00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:00,580 No! 370 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,840 What are you doin'? 371 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,420 Put that down! 372 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:03,960 No! 373 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,320 No! 374 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,460 Elliot, no! 375 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:06,980 No! 376 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:07,320 No! 377 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:07,580 No! 378 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,360 You come to Mommy! 379 00:21:09,361 --> 00:21:11,240 Oh, Rocky! 380 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,440 No! 381 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,120 No! 382 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760 No! 383 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,360 Bring it in, John. 384 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,640 Bring it in, John. 385 00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:42,860 Bring it in, John. 386 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,220 Come on, babe, come on. 387 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,680 Good girl. 388 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,120 Oh, my God. 389 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,820 Are you okay? 390 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,540 What happened? 391 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,660 Someone hurt my Mommy. 392 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360 Who? 393 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,180 Me. 394 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,500 What's up? 395 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,160 The barn doors are open. 396 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,320 Probably on their way out. 397 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,560 Should I go shut 'em? 398 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,120 I'm sure they know. 399 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,340 Yeah, we'll text her just in case. 400 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:00,860 Why not? 401 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,480 Why's there an ice cream truck parked outside our house at 6:30 in the morning? 402 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,860 Who knows? 403 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:09,940 I heard Lizzie and Skye got some last night after a big meltdown about Skate. 404 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,380 Dare I say, he gives me the creeps. 405 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,840 Oh my God. 406 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,580 I thought we were doin' ice cream puns. 407 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680 Yeah. 408 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,020 He does look a little weird though. 409 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,560 Yeah. 410 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,800 I'm sure he's harmless. 411 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840 I'll call security. 412 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,100 Gotta do a drive-by. 413 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,640 Watch it! 414 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,840 No! 415 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,280 No! 416 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:03,400 Random? 417 00:24:12,635 --> 00:24:15,615 Take it all, you bastard! 418 00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:27,801 Ouch! 419 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,060 Brett? 420 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,420 I guess you're sick. 421 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,143 See you at school. 422 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,400 Maybe. 423 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,620 Is everyone ditchin' or sick or something? 424 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,140 Are you talkin' to me? 425 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:40,940 You feelin' okay? 426 00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:43,540 Yeah, random. 427 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,540 We're in real estate today. 428 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,960 Hey, Elliot. 429 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,840 Hey, Elliot. 430 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,700 Elliot? 431 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440 Oh, shoot. 432 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,620 Oh my God, Marcella. 433 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,480 So I edited the video, and I thought we could do a little... 434 00:26:05,028 --> 00:26:07,280 Okay... 435 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,980 Is this some kind of zombie pajama day challenge? 436 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,900 Morning, Mr. Mayfair. 437 00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:32,760 Any sign of your buddy, Mr. Henderson? 438 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,360 Yeah, I saw him. 439 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,640 He was sick, so maybe he went to the nurse's office? 440 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,420 Yes. 441 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,600 The terrible illness we call summer. 442 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,800 Strikes about the end of every school year. 443 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,300 Do you want me to go check? 444 00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:53,210 Yes, but do come back, 'cause there's still three days 445 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:56,420 of school left, which means three more days to learn. 446 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,180 Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we? 447 00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:04,000 Hey, Jill, you wanna break down 72 into prime numbers? 448 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,260 Guess not. 449 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,160 Are you okay? 450 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,180 Stop askin' me that. 451 00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:19,620 What does it look like? 452 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:25,540 Sorry, it's just... Is it just me, or is somethin' weird goin' on? 453 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,460 You all shouldn't be cuttin' class. 454 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,920 It's my job. 455 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,540 He seems normal. 456 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:36,780 Yeah, for Tommy. 457 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,500 Elliot? 458 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,840 You guys see Elliot? 459 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,180 Ed? 460 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:54,820 Is Elliot in there? 461 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,449 Um... Fuck! 462 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,600 Mom! 463 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,740 You wanna go to the test or somethin'? 464 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,320 Mr. B, you can't do us like that the last week of school. 465 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,440 Well, at least now I know it's not a joke. 466 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:38,480 What joke? 467 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:39,860 To ask your friends. 468 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:43,300 Someone told 'em it's Silent Day or some new holiday they made up. 469 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240 What's up? 470 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,620 Greg's sick. 471 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:50,280 He can't say shit. 472 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,220 Language, Mr. Green. 473 00:28:52,221 --> 00:28:53,221 Language. 474 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,720 I'm the only one usin' it. 475 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,000 You don't think this is weird? 476 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,740 I think everyone's already on summer vacation. 477 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,100 But now that you're here, take out a microscope. 478 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,100 Whaddaya mean she hasn't shown up? 479 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:07,800 Mr. Henlon. 480 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:09,300 Well, can you go by the house? 481 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320 Mr. Henlon. 482 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,620 You don't understand. 483 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,920 Excuse me? 484 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,320 What are you doin'? 485 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,040 Excuse me? 486 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940 Hello? 487 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,460 Class is not dismissed! 488 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,140 I don't know. 489 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,100 What the hell? 490 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,060 Um, uh, excuse me. 491 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,580 Well no, what is it? 492 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080 Nothing, class? 493 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,580 Uh, sorry, no, uh, where you goin'? 494 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,840 No, class is not dismissed. 495 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,480 Tommy, you get back here. 496 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,660 Tommy, get back here! 497 00:30:18,661 --> 00:30:19,661 All right, bye. 498 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720 Fine. 499 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,560 I'll deal with Tommy and the others later. 500 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,060 Now, all of you, back to your seats. 501 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,820 Sit down! 502 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,800 Marcella? 503 00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:33,860 Elliot? 504 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,280 Elliot, this isn't funny. 505 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,140 Hey, the tank looks good. 506 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,656 Hey, it smells like some hot fudge sundaes in this bitch. 507 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:46,980 Ready? 508 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,060 Let's go. 509 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:49,220 Woo! 510 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,360 This ain't a fire drill. 511 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,280 Back to your classrooms. 512 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,540 What the hell's goin' on? 513 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,120 It's gotta be a joke. 514 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:01,260 You've gotta be filmin' this. 515 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,100 We know you're filmin' this. 516 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:04,180 Yeah. 517 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,540 Hey, Elliot. 518 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680 Come on. 519 00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:20,380 Elliot, don't eat that! 520 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,520 Just come on! 521 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:36,150 Jared! 522 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,320 It's the smell of Carvinos. 523 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,140 Step aside, fools! 524 00:31:46,141 --> 00:31:47,540 Respect the king. 525 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:49,720 What's up? 526 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,940 What'd you get? 527 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:53,180 Looks like that, huh? 528 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:57,620 Let me just take your... Okay, fine, man. 529 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,780 Just keep it. 530 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 No! 531 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,360 Oh, my God. 532 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:13,960 Oh, my God. 533 00:32:13,961 --> 00:32:15,780 You looked away! 534 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,800 No, no, no, no! 535 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:18,740 Someone get in there! 536 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:19,440 Someone get ready! 537 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,540 Get in there! 538 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,240 Cooper! 539 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,480 Stop laughin'! 540 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,120 Kendrick! 541 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,320 This isn't funny! 542 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,660 Oh, no, no, no, no! 543 00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:38,980 This is not funny! 544 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:52,580 What is goin' on here? 545 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:53,480 Break it up. 546 00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,000 Come on, enough of that. 547 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,380 I said break it up. 548 00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,100 Oh, my God. 549 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280 Hey, man. 550 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,700 Oh, my God. 551 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:07,880 It's Paul Maloney from Meadowbrook. 552 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,300 We're over here now. 553 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:29,096 I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if it was an accident, but it looks like... 554 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,540 Yes, yes, she's not movin', and there's a break. 555 00:33:55,180 --> 00:34:03,180 A little pause... 556 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,520 Shit! 557 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,780 We're fucked! 558 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,800 Hey! 559 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,800 What's goin' on here? 560 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,800 What's goin' on here? 561 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,960 Oh, Christ! 562 00:34:29,961 --> 00:34:30,961 Please! 563 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,984 Now, we're gonna look at the common house lot, but 564 00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:56,219 I can assure you there's nothing common about it. 565 00:34:56,220 --> 00:35:01,880 But if you look closer, you can see this single-cell organism. 566 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,220 And that is something... 567 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,100 No, no, no, no! 568 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:14,940 Come on! 569 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,720 This room's always empty! 570 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:26,500 No! 571 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:27,400 No! 572 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:28,820 No! 573 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,040 No! 574 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,200 Oh my god! 575 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,640 No! 576 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,480 No! 577 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,840 No! 578 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,980 You're not gonna kill me after they get it. 579 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,300 I know, I know, just... 580 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,300 Oh, shit. 581 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,920 Oh, my... 582 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,500 Oh, my God! 583 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:11,240 Hey, Marcella! 584 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520 Come get me! 585 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,900 Mia, it's me! 586 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,540 Where's Tommy? 587 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,760 By the back exit. 588 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,660 What the fuck? 589 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,220 What the hell's happenin'? 590 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,820 Somethin' evil. 591 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,500 Someone evil. 592 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,060 The ice cream man. 593 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:13,180 It's the truck. 594 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,400 Hey kids, back it up for me, alright? 595 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,500 Step back. 596 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,240 Hey kids, back up, alright? 597 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,780 I need you to back up for me, alright? 598 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,280 Back up, come on, back up. 599 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,600 What'd you do!? 600 00:38:43,601 --> 00:38:44,620 What'd you do? 601 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,760 What'd you do!? 602 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:58,740 Why'd you do this? 603 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:01,880 This is funny! 604 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,500 Oh shit, they're blowin' his face off. 605 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:07,880 Fuck. 606 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,460 I need a phone. 607 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,080 Wait, I got mine. 608 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:17,680 What? 609 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,860 It's top of the line. 610 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,900 Look, it's basically the same thing as an iPhone. 611 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,960 Y'know, more people use Android... Stop someone! 612 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,040 For supporting and judging. 613 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,040 Yeah, speak for yourself. 614 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:26,080 I definitely was. 615 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,620 Shit, it's voicemail. 616 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:31,860 I'll try everyone. 617 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:36,060 Uh, sorry, how do I use this thing? 618 00:39:36,061 --> 00:39:37,280 Oh, shit! 619 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600 Fireman's here! 620 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,300 Help us! 621 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,220 We can't help ourselves! 622 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:41,680 Whoa! 623 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:42,800 Oh, shit! 624 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,980 Back away from the edge! 625 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,220 Kids, back up! 626 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,060 Back away from the edge! 627 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160 Let's go back! 628 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:52,580 It's the same thing! 629 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,240 We're comin'! 630 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,020 We're back! 631 00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,660 Whoa! 632 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:04,200 Hey! 633 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:04,940 Hey! 634 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:05,380 Hey! 635 00:40:05,381 --> 00:40:06,381 We are back. 636 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:07,660 Oh no! 637 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:07,980 Hey! 638 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:08,620 Oh! 639 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,080 Ah! 640 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,380 Fuck! 641 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,040 He's comin'. 642 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,380 They're followin' him. 643 00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:51,920 We have to run. 644 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:52,540 Where? 645 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,940 I don't know, but we're sittin' down here. 646 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,000 They're all tryna kill us. 647 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,200 They're tryna turn us. 648 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:19,000 Oh, my God. 649 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,400 This is actually happenin'. 650 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560 What's that? 651 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,420 What the fuck? 652 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,260 Holy... 653 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,680 Yeah, that seems demonic. 654 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,380 Did you read it? 655 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:42,860 What? 656 00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:44,540 No, I'm lactose intolerant. 657 00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:46,100 More information than you needed. 658 00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,980 Wait, sorry, I'm... Whaddaya mean, demonic? 659 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:49,940 Turn to evil. 660 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:50,960 Did you read it? 661 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080 I threw it up, I'm fine. 662 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,780 How do we know we can trust you? 663 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:54,940 I saw her puke, okay? 664 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,480 She's fine. 665 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,800 Wait, were you spyin' on me? 666 00:41:57,801 --> 00:41:58,180 What? 667 00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:00,040 No, no, 'course not. 668 00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,060 Well, kinda. 669 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,436 But like, not in a creepy way, I just ran 'cause I saw you. 670 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:04,460 Jared, it's okay. 671 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,560 I threw it up. 672 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,460 And then I would have turned by now. 673 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,520 Whatever. 674 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:09,840 I'm keepin' an eye on you. 675 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:10,700 Okay, y'know what? 676 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,100 Why don't you keep an eye out for a way outta here? 677 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:13,720 Yeah. 678 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,060 Wait! 679 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,380 Lizzie! 680 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440 Yes. 681 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:40,860 Hello? 682 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,960 Mom? 683 00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:47,760 Help, can somebody help me? 684 00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:49,820 What the fuck? 685 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:53,840 Hey Siri, call Mom and Dad. 686 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,820 Callin' Mom and Dad? 687 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:57,060 What? 688 00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:00,640 You've reached the office of Mayfer and Sons. 689 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,140 That's the general number to call back. 690 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,100 Hey, Siri? 691 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,820 Call the fuckface. 692 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,300 Call the fuckface. 693 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,480 Dutch, I'm sorry. 694 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,840 Shut up, it's Lizzie. 695 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,300 Lizzie. 696 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,280 Lizzie, you're my fuckin' mom. 697 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:17,696 The kids are killin' the teachers. 698 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,800 You have to get over here. 699 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,320 I can't move my fuckin' arms. 700 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:21,700 Call an ambulance. 701 00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:22,560 Wait, what? 702 00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:25,020 Can you call Mom and Dad or get a doctor? 703 00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:26,060 I tried 'em already. 704 00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,620 It's voicemail. 705 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,220 Wait. 706 00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:28,460 Wait, did you have ice cream? 707 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:29,820 What? 708 00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:33,600 Last night Sky and I had some... Jared, this is a fuckin' emergency. 709 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,580 It's poison. 710 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,640 It's fuckin' evil. 711 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,620 You gotta throw it up. 712 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,380 Jared, I told you I can't move my fuckin' arms. 713 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,520 I'm paralyzed. 714 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:43,760 It probably paralyzes teens or knocks you out. 715 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,320 You gotta throw it up. 716 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,700 Tell her to use a toothbrush. 717 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:47,940 Use a toothbrush. 718 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,240 I hurt her. 719 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:53,860 Jared, you gotta get outta there. 720 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,540 I know, we're basically prayin' they don't find us right now. 721 00:43:56,541 --> 00:43:57,820 What about the church? 722 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,040 Fine. 723 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,540 Okay, who's gonna hide out there? 724 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:04,420 Grace Church — nobody ever goes to the basement. 725 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,060 If you can get there, I'll meet you. 726 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800 Grace Church. 727 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,520 Shit. 728 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,360 Shit. 729 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,460 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 730 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:26,500 A little pause... 731 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,220 You fuckin' pussy. 732 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,480 Just do it. 733 00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:51,740 I got this. 734 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,880 I got this. 735 00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:16,780 Hey! 736 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,100 Hey, get away from there! 737 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,820 What the fuck? 738 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,840 What the fuck? 739 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:37,020 Shut up! 740 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,820 Mrs. Poole? 741 00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,040 Hello? 742 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,200 Mrs. Poole! 743 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,100 Penelope, what're you doin'? 744 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:10,820 What's wrong? 745 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400 Penelope, we gotta get outta here. 746 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,420 Come on. 747 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,820 Help me. 748 00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:51,021 Skye? 749 00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,300 Skye! 750 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,180 Skye, wake up! 751 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,400 Skye! 752 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,420 This is the second one. 753 00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:58,880 May I go around? 754 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,760 New phone, who dis? 755 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,720 Chris is fuckin' around. 756 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,840 Help me, kids are goin' fuckin' crazy. 757 00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980 They're attackin'. 758 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,520 What are you talkin' about? 759 00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:37,940 I'm comin' over there. 760 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:38,920 I'm comin' over there. 761 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,120 Fuckin' get it. 762 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:45,760 No, use that, use that. 763 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,100 Why you so fuckin' happy? 764 00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:49,260 Just show it! 765 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,200 Pull the pin! 766 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860 Pull the pin! 767 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,880 Pull the pin! 768 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,340 Hold the pin! 769 00:49:58,341 --> 00:50:00,701 Make sure you've got the fire extinguisher! 770 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960 Go, go, go, go, go! 771 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,460 Way to battle. 772 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,360 Get in! 773 00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:33,700 Shit! 774 00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:34,140 Look! 775 00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:34,580 Do it! 776 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:35,780 I am trying! 777 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,180 The door's locked! 778 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:37,740 Get in! 779 00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,040 Get in! 780 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,280 Get in! 781 00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:42,040 Get in! 782 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:42,540 Oh! 783 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760 Oh! 784 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,180 Oh, shit! 785 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,360 Oh, my God! 786 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,000 What the fuck is that? 787 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,320 Oh, shit! 788 00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:04,460 Come on, come on, come on! 789 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520 We're trapped! 790 00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:17,060 The other way! 791 00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:25,540 Go, go, go, go, go! 792 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:42,560 No! 793 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:43,200 No! 794 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:43,740 Sweet! 795 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,300 We can't believe this! 796 00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:46,940 We can't believe this! 797 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,420 We're right there! 798 00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:53,160 On the other side of that fence — that's Grace Church. 799 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:54,620 We never need it. 800 00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:55,480 We can't! 801 00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:55,840 We can't! 802 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,600 Someone should make us some popcorn! 803 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:11,800 Hey, Jared, come on. 804 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,620 You're cryin' over your stupid shoes. 805 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,860 I tried to double-team him. 806 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:15,460 I'm crippled. 807 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,320 Dude, look at it. 808 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:16,960 Just come on. 809 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020 What are you doin'? 810 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,280 You're right here, man. 811 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,060 Oh, my... What the fuck is this? 812 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,960 What are you doin'? 813 00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,000 Come on. 814 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,200 You're gonna get killed. 815 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,800 Oh my god! 816 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,460 Oh my god! 817 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,200 Oh my god! 818 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,120 I'm a genius! 819 00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:38,380 His hands are stuck like that! 820 00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,540 No! 821 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,640 No! 822 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,120 Sorry! 823 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,200 I'm sorry! 824 00:52:54,201 --> 00:52:55,360 Holy fuck! 825 00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:57,200 Hold it. 826 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360 Go, go! 827 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,440 Go, go! 828 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:03,760 Go, go! 829 00:53:03,761 --> 00:53:04,200 Go! 830 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:05,460 Go, go! 831 00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:07,560 Go, go! 832 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,840 Go! 833 00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:21,660 Go! 834 00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:28,900 Okay, wait. 835 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:30,500 We have to make a red flag. 836 00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:31,696 Smash 'em into the mirror. 837 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,540 Wait, there's twenty of 'em. 838 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,600 But it's the fastest way. 839 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:35,340 I dunno, I think it's suicide. 840 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,716 We're gonna find another way out. 841 00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:37,860 We gotta get to the church. 842 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,856 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 843 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,340 You okay? 844 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:43,060 I'm good. 845 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,660 Mia, you okay? 846 00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:46,040 Mia, come on. 847 00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:54,460 Yeah, no problem. 848 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,000 How do you know how to do that? 849 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,040 I'm a total real girl. 850 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:58,496 Of course I didn't make myself throw up. 851 00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,300 It's fuckin' dark. 852 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,320 I like you. 853 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,440 Gotta get to the church, ready? 854 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,600 Go, go get it! 855 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,200 Oh my God! 856 00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,420 Oh my God! 857 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,040 Oh my God! 858 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,380 Oh my God! 859 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:25,920 Watch out! 860 00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,240 Stop! 861 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:31,020 Three, two, one! 862 00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,460 Whoa! 863 00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:34,100 Whoa! 864 00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:35,850 Whoa, whoa! 865 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,960 Wait, what? 866 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,280 Hold on! 867 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,320 Oh, it's fuckin' stuck! 868 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,360 What?! 869 00:54:47,361 --> 00:54:50,660 No, no, no, no, no! 870 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,320 My God! 871 00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,380 Oh my God! 872 00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:58,900 The Natchez! 873 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,160 I got the Natchez! 874 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:02,520 Run! 875 00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:03,860 Run! 876 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,340 You're comin' right at me! 877 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,440 Oh no, suckers! 878 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:42,380 I won't... 879 00:56:19,260 --> 00:56:20,260 Guys? 880 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:22,100 What? 881 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,440 Why does a church need a walk-in freezer? 882 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,360 Maybe this is where they keep the bodies. 883 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,480 What bodies? 884 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,660 For funerals. 885 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,320 The ice cream. 886 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760 It's in there. 887 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,400 Not in his truck? 888 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,320 Maybe. 889 00:56:37,321 --> 00:56:38,321 He's got bigger plans. 890 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,240 It's him. 891 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,580 Fuck it! 892 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560 Shit! 893 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:09,400 It's all here. 894 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,180 I told you, it's all melted. 895 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:15,620 Look for a plug or a switch. 896 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,160 Oh my god. 897 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,500 Yeah, literally. 898 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,860 I see a power switch right by him. 899 00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:41,620 Help. 900 00:57:41,621 --> 00:57:42,621 Help yourself. 901 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:43,640 Run. 902 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:44,880 He's tellin' us to run. 903 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:45,300 You can't. 904 00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,580 The ice cream is right there. 905 00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:47,740 The door. 906 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340 Oh shit. 907 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,380 Oh my God, it's stuck. 908 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,480 We're gonna die in here. 909 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,680 At least we're gonna have each other. 910 00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:58,420 Tommy? 911 00:57:58,700 --> 00:57:59,960 That's not even slightly funny. 912 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:01,240 It wasn't a joke. 913 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,660 I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said she's comin' here, so... 914 00:58:04,661 --> 00:58:06,061 I think we're in a walk-in freezer. 915 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,640 That's where everyone's gonna be. 916 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,800 Y'know what? 917 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,240 Chris, get me down from here. 918 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,320 Oh, so now you wanna be seen with me? 919 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:19,800 Very funny. 920 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,000 It'll get me the fuck down. 921 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:22,780 Only if you promise not to be a dick. 922 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:23,900 Really? 923 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,240 We're gonna do this now? 924 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,160 No better time. 925 00:58:29,620 --> 00:58:30,020 Fine. 926 00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:34,280 Fine, Chris, I... I promise not to be a dick. 927 00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:37,280 And if you get me the fuck outta this, I might even consider goin' home. 928 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:40,220 I might even go to dinner with you, assumin' there's any restaurant left. 929 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,160 But first, can you just get me the fuck down? 930 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,680 Dinner and a movie. 931 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:47,920 Dinner. 932 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:50,680 Okay, fine, go! 933 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:51,820 Just get me down! 934 00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:53,180 Your terms are accepted. 935 00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,140 Come on, jump! 936 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,300 Ice wheels. 937 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,360 I guess you really are an entrepreneur. 938 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,040 I told you so. 939 00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:13,800 I can even buy a movie ticket now. 940 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,280 Where are we goin'? 941 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:17,060 The church. 942 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,500 Jared's headed out there. 943 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:19,840 Okay, let's go. 944 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,580 This is my fault. 945 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,980 All of it. 946 00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,340 How's this your fault? 947 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,520 I know who the ice cream man is. 948 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,260 In a way, I created it. 949 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,240 What? 950 00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:41,900 Why would you create that? 951 00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,880 I mean, I'm part of somethin' that caused all of this. 952 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,080 Who is the Ice Cream Man? 953 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,060 His name was Jonathan Smiley. 954 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,080 He drove a truck. 955 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,340 No one knew his real name or his past, but he spoke with a foreign accent, 956 01:00:02,341 --> 01:00:05,040 so we figured he came from someplace war-torn. 957 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:13,020 All he wanted was to make kids happy with his ice cream. 958 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:22,040 Children are very trustin' of adults, especially adults in positions of 959 01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:27,660 authority, in uniform, teachers, religious figures. 960 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:35,000 And there are those adults that would take advantage of that trust. 961 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,220 What did the ice cream man do? 962 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:39,900 Nothing. 963 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,280 Absolutely nothing. 964 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:44,620 But he was payin' for the crimes of another. 965 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:49,100 Horrible, unspeakable crimes. 966 01:00:58,260 --> 01:00:59,740 I was a young priest. 967 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:03,480 I tried to speak out, but I was silenced by those more powerful. 968 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:06,880 The scandal was too great. 969 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:09,700 Rumors spread in a small town. 970 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,240 Somethin' had to be done. 971 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:18,060 It was decided to put the blame on someone disposable. 972 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,240 The ice cream man. 973 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,020 One lawyer went after him. 974 01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:28,280 He made all the kids lie in court. 975 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:34,140 All the children testified against the ice cream man. 976 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:40,420 The adults fed 'em lies and they regurgitated those lies on the stand. 977 01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:46,600 What was the lawyer's name? 978 01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:54,980 There is a special place in hell for men like Milton Mayfair. 979 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,020 That's my grandpa. 980 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,500 It's okay. 981 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,380 Wait, you saw him — you told us how he's able to do this. 982 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,020 When he was in jail, someone came to visit him. 983 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:21,660 He said he was a lawyer, but every word out of his mouth was a lie, except for one 984 01:02:21,661 --> 01:02:27,220 promise — that he would help the ice cream man get his revenge on the town. 985 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,420 He was a necromancer. 986 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,980 Someone who raises the dead for a price. 987 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,640 The Ice Cream Man's soul in exchange for his revenge. 988 01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:48,076 The necromancer promised he'd bring him back 989 01:02:48,077 --> 01:02:51,700 with special powers once the kids had grown into adults. 990 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:55,823 When the town had long forgotten what they'd 991 01:02:55,824 --> 01:02:59,061 done, the ice cream man would remind 'em. 992 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:06,040 The next day, they found him dead in his cell. 993 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,160 They decided to bury him in an unmarked grave by the sand of the river. 994 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:17,960 To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place. 995 01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:21,360 He's lyin' there now. 996 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,000 How do we stop the ice cream man? 997 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,120 If we ever get outta here? 998 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:29,040 Kill the necromancer. 999 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,660 The ice cream man dies with him. 1000 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,000 So all we gotta do is kill the necromancer? 1001 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,780 But he's not alone. 1002 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,820 He lies with a siren that'll alert him if anyone attacks. 1003 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:45,680 So then all we gotta do is kill the siren and then kill the necromancer. 1004 01:03:45,681 --> 01:03:47,200 You can't just kill him. 1005 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,060 You gotta cut his head off. 1006 01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:52,260 Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut his head off. 1007 01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:55,600 Yes, but you must not look at him. 1008 01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:59,500 The necromancer can still seduce, even without a head. 1009 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:03,096 Wait — we kill the siren, then decapitate the necromancer, 1010 01:04:03,097 --> 01:04:05,360 but we can't even look at him? 1011 01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,220 Wait, this doesn't make sense. 1012 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,480 How would we kill him? 1013 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,495 You kill the siren, cut the necromancer's head off, 1014 01:04:10,496 --> 01:04:13,540 he'll be wearin' a ceremonial cloak. Do not remove the hood. 1015 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:17,483 Find the ice cream man, take off the hood, make the ice cream 1016 01:04:17,484 --> 01:04:20,840 man look into the necromancer's eyes — that'll kill him. 1017 01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:23,100 Wait, what about the kids? 1018 01:04:23,540 --> 01:04:24,540 Do they just die? 1019 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,116 The cursed kids'll sleep, and when they wake up, 1020 01:04:28,117 --> 01:04:30,861 they won't remember any of this. 1021 01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:32,700 Hide. 1022 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,280 I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes for me, you lock the door. 1023 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,580 Savin' the three of you is my only shot at redemption. 1024 01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:42,740 Now hide! 1025 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:51,480 Okay. 1026 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,940 Cruisin' Dominion. 1027 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,840 Fugitive parties. 1028 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,440 This is real. 1029 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,320 Hallelujah. 1030 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,380 Hallelujah. 1031 01:05:04,381 --> 01:05:05,720 Hallelujah! 1032 01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:09,480 Hallelujah! 1033 01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:10,780 Hallelujah! 1034 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:14,540 Fuck! 1035 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:14,960 Go! 1036 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:15,520 This way! 1037 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:16,960 Come on! 1038 01:05:23,030 --> 01:05:24,030 Where is everyone? 1039 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,190 Hello? 1040 01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:30,340 Hello? 1041 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,680 Anyone here? 1042 01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:37,240 Who are you? 1043 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:43,720 Jared? 1044 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:44,720 Lizzie, Jared! 1045 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,960 Oh, my God! 1046 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,780 Told you she'd come back to me. 1047 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:51,860 Really, Chris? 1048 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,120 Oh, shit. 1049 01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,260 Looks like Roger got his bell rung. 1050 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,620 He had this bell. 1051 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:05,940 Chris! 1052 01:06:05,941 --> 01:06:07,920 Did you get Mom and Dad a voicemail? 1053 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,560 There's no answer at their offices. 1054 01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:12,820 Well, how 'bout we get the fuck outta here and call 'em on the way? 1055 01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,280 We're goin' to the cemetery. 1056 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,020 Fuckin' ain't right. 1057 01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:17,316 We're all gonna be in the cemetery if we don't get the fuck outta here. 1058 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,580 No, we know how to stop 'em. 1059 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,300 Let's just... Wait! 1060 01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:21,140 Wait, where's Tommy? 1061 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:22,780 Tommy! 1062 01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,180 Tommy! 1063 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,220 Would you help with this shit? 1064 01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:28,180 What the fuck? 1065 01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:30,620 You goin' gold prospecting in the Old West or somethin'? 1066 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,480 If you wanna dig up a grave with your bare hands, be my guest. 1067 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,360 I guess you're gonna wanna dig up the grave. 1068 01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:57,880 Where is everyone? 1069 01:06:58,940 --> 01:07:00,540 Adults are hidin' or dead. 1070 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,080 Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma. 1071 01:07:03,081 --> 01:07:04,600 Mom, kids are missin'. 1072 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,420 Did the priest know why the ice cream man's doin' this? 1073 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,860 Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton. 1074 01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:13,200 He made all the kids lie in court to put him away. 1075 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,240 I guess this is his revenge. 1076 01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:18,480 Mom and Dad, they testified too. 1077 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:19,660 Yeah. 1078 01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:23,020 I told you bein' a lawyer was a fuckin' family curse. 1079 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,620 Chris, looks like she needs help. 1080 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,040 Oh my God, are you okay? 1081 01:07:30,041 --> 01:07:31,840 I killed him! 1082 01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,860 I killed him! 1083 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,080 Do you want a ride? 1084 01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:43,740 I killed him! 1085 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,900 Sorry, lady! 1086 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,800 How're we supposed to find it? 1087 01:08:25,979 --> 01:08:27,040 It's an unmarked grave. 1088 01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:28,760 There's thousands of 'em. 1089 01:08:30,859 --> 01:08:34,560 Wait, what'd you say about the sap by the river? 1090 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:36,399 Well, there's a river maple. 1091 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:37,940 Those things have a ton of sap. 1092 01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,979 Fuckin' pain in the ass to prune. 1093 01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:41,520 Like runnin' a chainsaw. 1094 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,300 What? 1095 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,439 I take back what I said about you bein' a total retard. 1096 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:50,559 When'd you ever say that? 1097 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,896 Oh, I've said it like a zillion times — just never to your face. 1098 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,560 I think her exact words were a touch of a tizzle. 1099 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,520 Guys, can we please focus on findin' this river maple? 1100 01:08:58,521 --> 01:08:59,899 Oh, I see one! 1101 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,240 Chris? 1102 01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:32,380 Backin' up. 1103 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,540 Bad idea! 1104 01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:39,260 They're surroundin' us. 1105 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,540 Don't stop. 1106 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,480 They're gettin' closer, they're gettin' closer! 1107 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,680 Oh my gosh! 1108 01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,220 Chris? 1109 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,319 Hit it! 1110 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,640 Fuck it! 1111 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:54,260 Fuck it! 1112 01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:55,661 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it! 1113 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,380 Holy shit! 1114 01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:08,080 That's a fuckin' fire! 1115 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,320 Find the grave. 1116 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,360 I'll distract him. 1117 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,660 Chris, I wanted to... Go! 1118 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:17,260 Help 'em! 1119 01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:19,340 Remember — river maple, leakin' sap. 1120 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,640 You're brilliant. 1121 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,560 Be safe. 1122 01:10:29,980 --> 01:10:31,360 Fuck yeah. 1123 01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,340 What are you doin'? 1124 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:15,960 I see it. 1125 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,300 This one? 1126 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:26,880 Pretty sure. 1127 01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:29,000 Not a good time to move. 1128 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:30,880 There's no grass. 1129 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960 It's gotta be it. 1130 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,300 What the fuck? 1131 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:52,420 What the fuck?! 1132 01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:55,840 Get off my fuckin' truck! 1133 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,280 Oh my god! 1134 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,700 Fuckin' disgusting! 1135 01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:07,560 Come on! 1136 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,040 Come on! 1137 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,440 I just got a key — I'm tailin' him! 1138 01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,780 Fuckin' kids! 1139 01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:23,980 Holy shit. 1140 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:25,940 All right, openin'. 1141 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,380 I'll do it. 1142 01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:29,620 No. 1143 01:12:29,621 --> 01:12:31,120 My family started this. 1144 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360 We're gonna end it. 1145 01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:34,820 Hey guys, I need your help. 1146 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,340 On the count of three. 1147 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:37,800 Okay. 1148 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,800 One, two... Wait, hold on! 1149 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,660 Don't do it, it's a trap. 1150 01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,700 Elliot, what happened? 1151 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,040 It wore off. 1152 01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:46,600 Not all of the ice cream works. 1153 01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:47,900 He set a trap for you. 1154 01:12:47,901 --> 01:12:48,580 Don't listen to him. 1155 01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,680 That's not Elliot. 1156 01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:51,340 Come on, 'course it's me. 1157 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,056 Everything that comes outta the necromancer's mouth is a lie. 1158 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,080 Don't trust him. 1159 01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:56,220 Jared, it's dangerous. 1160 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,020 Lizzie, make him listen. 1161 01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:00,140 If we run, where're we goin'? 1162 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,840 We're gettin' outta here. 1163 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:02,200 I know. 1164 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:03,900 But how? 1165 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,200 Just trust me. 1166 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:07,520 You gotta come with me before he gets back. 1167 01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:10,100 I will — if you tell me one thing. 1168 01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:11,020 Anything. 1169 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,440 Come on. 1170 01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:15,440 What did you call me yesterday when I caught that fly ball? 1171 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:17,480 I called you Jarhead. 1172 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,280 I blew the game, Elliot. 1173 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,520 Just like you blew it now. 1174 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,320 Don't come near him. 1175 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,560 I don't have to. 1176 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,880 This is the first sentence. 1177 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,520 Chris! 1178 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,840 Chris, help us! 1179 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,480 Dick! 1180 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,300 Holy shit! 1181 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:56,520 Lizzie, the pickaxe. 1182 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,540 Grab it. 1183 01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:00,020 Let's do it. 1184 01:15:03,140 --> 01:15:04,140 Chris! 1185 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,520 Chris! 1186 01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:09,460 Just fuckin' kill her! 1187 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,060 It's so tasty, Tommy. 1188 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,720 You should try some. 1189 01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,900 Oh, what's wrong with you? 1190 01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:29,940 It's the adults we can't trust. 1191 01:15:33,980 --> 01:15:35,500 The ice cream man was right. 1192 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,980 He's the only one protectin' us. 1193 01:15:37,981 --> 01:15:40,020 He's givin' us powers. 1194 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,200 Powers to fight 'em. 1195 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:49,000 So peaceful, Tommy. 1196 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,280 He loves us. 1197 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,300 I left my life in the month of May. 1198 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,740 Wrestled me, rustled me down. 1199 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,380 I killed all the squirrels. 1200 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480 In a big and stupid way. 1201 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,820 Wrestled me, rustled me down. 1202 01:16:22,821 --> 01:16:23,140 Jared? 1203 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,680 Jared, wait. 1204 01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:25,360 Don't. 1205 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:25,620 No. 1206 01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,060 I'm gonna kill him. 1207 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:28,500 Don't do it. 1208 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:29,640 What? 1209 01:16:29,980 --> 01:16:30,380 Tommy! 1210 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:31,760 Don't look at it! 1211 01:17:01,940 --> 01:17:04,880 I'm sorry, Tommy. 1212 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,200 No! 1213 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:24,880 No! 1214 01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:39,880 Every word outta his mouth was a lie. 1215 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,280 Except for one promise. 1216 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,640 The ice cream man's soul. 1217 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,340 In exchange for his revenge. 1218 01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:34,677 Thanks for waterin' the plants for me. 1219 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:08,960 A little pause... and we are back. 1220 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,900 You scream, I scream. 1221 01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,840 We all scream for ice cream. 1222 01:19:21,864 --> 01:19:39,564 Dialogue Translation and Timing Creation: