1 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:08,107 You're listening to K-L-I-E, the Lie! The Lie! 2 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,210 All conspiracy theories, all the time. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:14,947 Now, before we give you proof that Bigfoot is working for 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:18,550 the Vatican, it's time to-- 5 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,518 Morning, Dan. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:24,523 Shhh! 7 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,192 --That's right, we're honoring the twenty-fifth anniversary 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,396 of the film, "Space Monkeys from Planet Space" 9 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,499 by giving away another awesome prize! 10 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,401 Space Monkeys from Planet Space? 11 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,137 That is the greatest movie of all time! 12 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:43,375 We're actually giving away the actual Space Monkey Death Ray 13 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,178 Gun used by Captain Jack Tatterson. 14 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:48,847 The gun Captain Tatterson used to defeat the 15 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,817 Blorg at the top of Mount Climax. 16 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,586 Sending all the monkeys into the green-screen abyss 17 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,221 of planet space. 18 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,792 Alright, the Space Monkey Death Ray Gun will go to the 19 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:02,561 ninety-seventh caller who can tell me the name of the 20 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,432 Space Monkeys from Planet Space's Cinematographer's 21 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:10,002 Third Grandchild's elementary school. 22 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:10,769 William Henry Harrison! 23 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:14,406 William Henry Harrison! 24 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,008 I can't get through! 25 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:16,875 Hello? 26 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,410 Hi, you're on KLIE, 27 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,045 The Lie! The Lie! 28 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,980 Can you tell me the name of the 29 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:25,851 cinematographer's Third Grandchild's elementary school? 30 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,287 William Henry Harrison! 31 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,723 William Harry Henderson! 32 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:35,194 Uh...we'll take it! 33 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:38,063 (cheering) 34 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:57,983 And now for the piece de resistance. 35 00:01:57,985 --> 00:02:07,259 Behold the deadly elegance of the Death Ray. 36 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,194 You can leave now, Chris. 37 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,364 I'd like some time alone with my new toy. 38 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,732 YOUR new toy? 39 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,267 Dan, I was the one who called in and answered the 40 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,669 trivia question. 41 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,070 You wouldn't have even known about the contest 42 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,638 if I didn't tell you about it. 43 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,241 PLUS I was the one who introduced you to 44 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,576 Space Monkeys in the first place! 45 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,246 I won the contest fair and square. 46 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,348 The Death ray is mine. 47 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,884 Is this really how you want to treat your best friend? 48 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:34,586 After all I've done for you? 49 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:41,827 Ow! Ah! 50 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,996 Gah! 51 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,164 Be careful! You could have broken my precious death ray! 52 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,134 Don't come any closer. I'll drop it. I swear. 53 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:51,970 You wouldn't... 54 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,805 You sure you want to find out? 55 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:59,845 Sorry, Dan. This is my death ray. And you can't have it. 56 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,947 Feel free to visit it though. 57 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:09,855 CHRISSSSSS!!!!!! 58 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:28,574 Ha! 59 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:30,442 Mr. Mumbles?! 60 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:33,412 Have you seen my gas mask anywhere? 61 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,380 Meow!!! 62 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:53,966 Ah, high school... 63 00:03:53,968 --> 00:04:00,606 My lucky hand grenade. I remember the day I found you... 64 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,107 Hmm...maybe I don't. 65 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:07,779 Oh well, I'm going to need all the luck I can get. 66 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,315 Hey, you found it! 67 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:14,086 (baby talk) And you look so cute! 68 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:23,929 Even though its our first time working together, 69 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:32,604 I have supreme confidence that you're gonna really stink. 70 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,674 (indoors o.s) SKUNKKK!!!!! 71 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:01,900 A little trophy case. 72 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,735 How adorable. 73 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:11,476 Now let's just see how lucky you are. 74 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:16,615 Stupid! Bullet! Proof! Glass! 75 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,851 Ahhhhrrrrr!!! 76 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,689 Well, it's like the old saying, there's more than one way to 77 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,791 swipe a death ray gun. 78 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,260 Where is it? 79 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:32,431 Huh. Didn't know I still had this. 80 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,766 I'm just glad I took a nap yesterday instead of 81 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,718 cleaning the house. 82 00:05:36,719 --> 00:05:38,669 Yes Chris your foresight is staggering. 83 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,041 Do you hear that? 84 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,680 Hey folks! Almost done here. 85 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,383 I'll be our of your hair in no time. 86 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,818 What are you doing?! 87 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,821 Reclaiming what is rightfully mine. 88 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,389 What is wrong with you? 89 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:00,792 First you stink up my house, and now you cut it in half? 90 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:03,562 All because you're too selfish to let your best friend 91 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,964 keep the measly little toy he won. 92 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:10,602 I'll have you know that measly little toy saved the entire 93 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:15,207 human race from being enslaved by space yetis. 94 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,542 Technically, it was the monkeys that were first enslaved. 95 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,945 I know, Chris. You explained it to me on our wedding night. 96 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,080 As much as I'm enjoying this chit chat, 97 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,949 I do have work to do. 98 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:34,459 This isn't over! 99 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,778 (dj on the radio) ...which proves that 100 00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:39,096 Santa Fe was in fact destroyed by UFOs. 101 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,932 Total cover up. 102 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,136 Next up, we got a very special phone interview with the most 103 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,071 enviable man in America, 104 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,441 the winner of Jack Tatterson's death ray! 105 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,143 (dan screams) 106 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:51,760 Are you there, Chris? 107 00:06:51,761 --> 00:06:52,376 (chris on the radio) Hi everybody! 108 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:52,911 Ahhh! 109 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:04,122 Oh what kind of idiot-- 110 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:10,061 Hello, Dan. 111 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,330 I'm thinking we keep the insurance companies out of this 112 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,099 and you just pay me cash. 113 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,967 And what are you even doing here? 114 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,103 Chris didn't clear your visit with me. 115 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,772 Well, we're on a cross country trip and we were going to 116 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,777 surprise junior to show her our brand new, undamaged RV. 117 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,213 So much for that... 118 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,183 Hey, this little fender bender doesn't compare with the 119 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:35,220 morning I've had. Your son in law crossed the line and now 120 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,456 I must put him out of his misery. 121 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,659 Are you saying you want to destroy our son-in-law? 122 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,628 And leave our daughter a widow? 123 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,030 Pretty much. 124 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,432 My plan involves two Bengal tigers, 125 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:53,004 an albino child, and five-- No, SIX gallons of hummus. 126 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,140 I haven't really worked out all the details. 127 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,709 Maybe, maybe you should come with us... 128 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,082 Whoa. 129 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,761 Hey, I thought you were fixing the wall. 130 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,864 First I'm getting back at Dan. 131 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,599 The way he would get back at me. 132 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,867 Which do you think makes more sense? 133 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,036 Catapulting a chainsaw or chainsawing a catapult? 134 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:29,140 I know this seems like crazy talk, but WHAT IF in the 135 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:34,446 interest of keeping the peace, you just gave him the toy? 136 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,881 I can't do that. 137 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,350 If you had tuned into my radio interview you'd know this 138 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,819 is the ACTUAL Ray Gun that-- 139 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,121 --Captain Tatterson used to shoot the blah blah blah 140 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,457 in the yadda yadda yadda. I know. 141 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:49,661 I don't think you do. 142 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,630 You know what? Chainsaw the catapult! 143 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,597 Yes! 144 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:58,270 We've had this in the works for a long time. 145 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,171 Ever since Jr's wedding. 146 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,275 We call it "Operation Get-Rid-of Chris." 147 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:06,311 We really need to come up with a code name or something. 148 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,214 Hmm... So if I'm reading this right, 149 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,450 Chris steps onto a target, a crate drops on him, 150 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:16,021 and you're automated system boxes him up and ships him to a 151 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,089 ball-bearing factory in Siberia? 152 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,658 That's right. 153 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,793 It'll take him years to get home. 154 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,029 And by then, Junior will have found a new husband. 155 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:24,963 Colby. 156 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:25,896 Colby. 157 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,900 It looks like you have it all worked out. 158 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,368 So my question is: 159 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,870 What do you need me for? 160 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,271 Well with all that we've worked out, 161 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,340 we still can't put our plan in motion without having more 162 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,943 information on Chris's habits. 163 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,780 Oh! Like, he eats four gallons of ice cream a day, 164 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,784 is afraid of swivel chairs, uses a strange thing 165 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,919 in his hair called "conditioner"-- 166 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,588 Oh! This is perfect. 167 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,857 We're going to make a great Chris-crushing team! 168 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:58,163 Yes, it all sounds fantastic except for one thing: 169 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:58,930 I'm not gonna do it. 170 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,633 Why not? Our plan is-- 171 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:05,503 Exactly. It's YOUR plan, not mine. 172 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,439 Plus, why would I trust people 173 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,608 who'd knock off their own son-in-law? 174 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,643 Why you little-- 175 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,544 Let him go, Don. 176 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,613 Save it for Chris. 177 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,950 ..you don't tell me what the plan is, 178 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,020 I tell YOU what the plan is... 179 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,923 Huh. I have that same poster. 180 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:30,295 And I have that exact foosball table. Weird. 181 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,932 Wait a minute... 182 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,973 Unhand my cat, you wretch! 183 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,111 (elderly lady o.s.) Oh, my poor old lady hip! 184 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,896 You! 185 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,680 Hey, Dan. I figured that since you can't tell the 186 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,183 difference between your stuff and my stuff... 187 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,653 You gave everything away? 188 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,522 Even my box of Dan's special memories? 189 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,359 All of it. How does that feel? 190 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:05,397 RRraaarrhh! 191 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,164 Was that a grenade? 192 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,566 Oof! 193 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,635 (choking sound) 194 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,540 Congratulations, Dan. 195 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,875 Now your apartment is as bleak and empty as your soul. 196 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,944 Have a nice day! 197 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,353 Chris is going to get his... 198 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:42,534 I don't care if he DID leave me with my cereal and milk. 199 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:46,805 What? Oh, no... 200 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:53,912 Oh you no good, rotten-- uurrgghh! 201 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:59,617 Mr. Mumbles... You have to... Kill me. Please. 202 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,219 YOWLS. 203 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,421 I... don't know how! 204 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,257 Just do it! 205 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,631 So then, just as the Space Monkey Overlord was sure 206 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,500 he had won... 207 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,768 Oh thank goodness. 208 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,969 Hello? 209 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:22,307 It's Dan. I'm in. 210 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,908 Good. 211 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,577 Hey, Don? 212 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,481 Remember that documentary we wanted to go see tonight? 213 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,716 No. I hate documentaries. 214 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,553 But this one's about SIBERIA. 215 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,389 Why would I care about-- Oh! Oh! 216 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:44,095 Oh! Right! Right! The one about the guy who's sent to Siberia. 217 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,631 I heard it's got a happy ending. 218 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,834 It's on. Tonight. 219 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,002 That sounds fun. 220 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,270 Maybe we could all go? 221 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,506 You wouldn't like it. 222 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,941 Do you think it was my Space Monkeys story? 223 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,976 Yes I do. 224 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,785 We are in position. 225 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,237 (dan o.s.) (over radio) 226 00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:11,688 Any second now, Chris will be getting his 11:38 snack. 227 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,926 Operation Siberian Husky is a go. 228 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,128 Now THAT'S a code name! 229 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,236 I'm going to double-check the house is locked up. 230 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,272 Can't be too careful with Dan on the warpath. 231 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,339 Mmm-hmm. 232 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:36,514 (crashing sound) 233 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:45,890 Come on, lucky hand grenade... Don't fail me now--Whup! 234 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:52,130 Hello? Is someone in here? Huh. 235 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:59,470 Was this X always that big? 236 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,706 Where did all this stuff come from? 237 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,352 Uh... Elise? 238 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,756 What I wouldn't give for six gallons of hummus right now. 239 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,492 Uh, honey? I don't want to alarm you, but where do we 240 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,694 keep the fire extinguisher? 241 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,495 It's under the--wait, why!? 242 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,537 Come on, you stupid-- 243 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,908 Finally! 244 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,576 Dan! 245 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,413 Uh-oh. 246 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:47,619 (sirens) 247 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,654 What happened? 248 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,922 Dan happened. 249 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:54,559 He was setting some kind of trap and burned our garage down. 250 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,529 And Chris, you didn't get shipped anywh... uh. 251 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,665 Are you okay? 252 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,700 I'm fine. Thanks. 253 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,202 I'm not fine, Chris. 254 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,838 I don't care if you have to cut the ray gun in half, 255 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,573 you need to settle this now! 256 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,625 You're right, Elise. 257 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,676 The answer's been staring me in the face all along. 258 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,846 You won't have to worry about this anymore. 259 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,648 Um, where are you going? 260 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,851 Dan's house. To end this. 261 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,156 So are you a hundred percent albino? 262 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:30,061 Don't lie to me, kid! 263 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,563 Hey, what are you-- 264 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:37,001 Operation Siberian Husky is back on! 265 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,137 Chris is on his way over here right now! 266 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,640 And all you have to do is to get him sit on your toilet. 267 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,942 Got it. 268 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,144 Wait, then where am I going to-- 269 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,414 (pounding on door) 270 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,284 I assume you've come to work out the terms of your surrender. 271 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,503 Hardly. 272 00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,721 I came over to settle our disagreement once and for all. 273 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,591 A novel idea. But how do you propose we-- 274 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,461 Ow! Jerk! 275 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,297 How did Captain Jack Tatterson and the Space Monkey Overlord 276 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,132 resolve THEIR differences? 277 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,001 Mano a mano... 278 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,235 In a circle of equals... 279 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,237 A duel to the death... 280 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,840 At the edge of Felix Sanchez State Park... 281 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:20,745 Space Monkey Rock. Fitting. I accept. 282 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,816 But first, would you like to use my bathroom? 283 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:52,043 Hey! Are you here to cheer me on? 284 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,411 Never mind them. 285 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,579 You've got to get your head in the game. 286 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,414 Now look, this should be a cake walk. 287 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,316 You're bigger than Dan, you're stronger... 288 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,285 All right, Dan. Remember, Chris is bigger than you, 289 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:05,156 and stronger than you... Probably faster. 290 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,425 This is your idea of a pep talk? 291 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,628 But you have something he doesn't. 292 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,996 What's that? 293 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:17,368 Unbridled madness. 294 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,904 Now if you get into trouble, I've made a slight modification 295 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,474 in your pugil stick. 296 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,511 Where did you learn to make something like that? 297 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:32,950 And if you press this button, a cattle prod pops out. 298 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,819 I'd prefer a flamethrower. 299 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,522 Beggars and choosers. Hey the charge in this baby should put 300 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,124 Chris down like a sack of potatoes. 301 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:45,096 Now get out there and murder him! 302 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,704 So, do you want to say one two three go or somethin-- 303 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,973 RRAAARRHHH!!! 304 00:17:55,975 --> 00:18:04,148 RRRAAARRHHH!!! 305 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,783 Go Dan! 306 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,120 Get him, son! 307 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:16,227 Ahhh! 308 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,195 Whoops. 309 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:21,766 Oof! 310 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,538 After all I've done for you! 311 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,942 You burn down my house? 312 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:42,286 For the last time, you can't have my toy! 313 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:48,192 It's. MY. Toy! 314 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:56,767 (electricity zapping sound) 315 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,436 Chris! 316 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,403 Wake up. 317 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,404 It's getting good. 318 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,706 Nngg. 319 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:21,893 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 320 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,662 What are we doing? 321 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,430 Last I checked, you were about send me plummeting to my death. 322 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:32,436 You don't get off that easy. Give me your hand. 323 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,573 (elise sr. o.s.) Oh, come on! 324 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,574 Why didn't you kill me? 325 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:41,946 I was going to. But then I thought, "nah." 326 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,616 I'm going home. We'll talk about this tomorrow. 327 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:59,096 Here, Dan. A Death Ray should never come between friends. 328 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,965 I want you to have it. 329 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,500 Really? 330 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,668 Yes. 331 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,936 Thanks, Chris. 332 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,470 This means a lot. 333 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,840 I... don't really have anywhere to put it, though. 334 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,910 My Dan's box of special memories! 335 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,379 You didn't give it away after all. 336 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,149 Nope. I couldn't bring myself to. 337 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:20,084 Hey, they're doing a 25th annivsersary screening of 338 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,619 Space Monkeys tonight. You want to go? 339 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,654 You bet, buddy. 340 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,998 Ah, there's nothing quite like friendship, 341 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,967 is there, Mr. Mumbles? 342 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:36,734 Meow! 343 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:47,812 Huh. What's this X doing on the floor? Oh, no. 344 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,314 (dan o.s) Oh, come on! 345 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:01,525 Welcome to new job, Yankee pig-dog! 346 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,827 (laughs) 347 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,795 Ha, ha. I am fun boss! 348 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,999 I'm in Siberia, aren't I? 349 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,568 Da. You make ball bearings now. 350 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,902 Here is chisel. 351 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:16,607 Here is metal cube. You make like this! 352 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,343 I never catch a lucky break. 353 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,545 I should be home in bed right now. 354 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,749 (mr. mumbles snoring) 355 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,851 YEOWLS.