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Oh, come on!

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   What is this, a soccer mom
            parade?

3
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    You know educated people
        call it futbol!

4
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    Hey! That was my space!

5
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      It's opening day --
     every man for himself.

6
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      Opening day of what?

7
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      And how can you call
     yourself a soccer mom?

8
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 What kind of monster consumes
     that much mayonnaise?

9
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  Hey! I just got this washed
        six months ago!

10
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  Wait a minute. Cart loads of
 ridiculously huge products...

11
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   Deranged drivers clogging
up my street...

12
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        Isn't it great?

13
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   A magical store has taken
  over the worst part of town

14
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  for the convenience of all!

15
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      Oh, no. The bargain
      drones have landed.

16
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        GIGUNDO-MA-wha!

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        GIGUNDO-MART!!!!

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 This is insanity, Mr. Mumbles.

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           (dan o.s.)
     These shopping zombies

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     keep coming in droves.

21
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    Who are these nameless,

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  faceless sheep who fall for
     such cult-like lunacy?

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   Why yes, I would like one
     of your mouth watering

24
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free samples, thank you. MMmm--

25
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Yello?

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               What're you doing
               right now?

27
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Well...

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                 Not interested.

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              Drop everything
              and get over here.

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(chris sighs)
What is it this time, Dan?

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Lawn gnomes? Wicker?

32
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 Save that bored little sigh for
 date night with your wife,

33
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  this is important. I have to
    bring down Gigundo-mart.

34
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      Dan, what could you
     possibly have against

35
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    economy-sized products,
        a cheery mascot,

36
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and preferred
      membership pricing?

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      It's hogging all the
    parking, for one, and...

38
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    Hey, how do you know so
         much about it?

39
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          Quinoa-based
        Vienna sausage?

40
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     And who was that, and
     why do I hear an echo?

41
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  Are you somewhere cavernous?

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      Am I ever. I mean--I
       mean--I mean, no.

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 No. I mean, uh... I gotta go.

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 Something stinks, Mr. Mumbles.

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             YEOWLS

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     Me? You're the one who
    bathes with your tongue.

47
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Dancing Shadow to Eagle's Nest.
 I have a visual on the target.

48
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   (spyboss on communicator)
           Copy that.

49
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   Engage the sr50 prototype.

50
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         Let's see what
       this baby can do.

51
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     Hi hon, how're things
         at the office?

52
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    Same old same old. How's
       the shopping trip?

53
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Grrreat! This place is amazing.

54
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     The cheese section has
      the biggest chubs of

55
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   Camembert I've ever seen.

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         They even have
     specialty departments.

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       "Sporting Goods,"
"Optical," "Surgical"...

58
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   Wow. That's a great price
      for an appendectomy.

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         Good to know.

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 Hey, I gotta run, but can you
   grab us some paper towels?

61
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Sure! I'll grab a pallet.

62
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     Eagle's Nest, the SR50
    has been compromised...

63
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        I miss my SR49.

64
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       (greeter coughing)
    Welcome to gigundo-mart.

65
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   May I s--may I--May I see
     your membership card?

66
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Nah. I'll just take a pat down.

67
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    Sorry, sir. We don't do
    pat downs. Members only.

68
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Oh, in that case...

69
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      That's how we did it
       on San Juan hill.

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      I'll see myself out.

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         San Juan Hill?

72
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  Not my fault that guy had a
  bad vacation in Puerto Rico.

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     (gasps) Ah-ha! So the
      truth is revealed--

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          Oh, hi Dan.

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You're sleeping with the enemy.

76
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 I'm not sleeping with anyone.
  Plus, this isn't the enemy.

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       It's just a store.
       They sell things.

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 Things you might even want to
buy. Lighter fluid, crow bars..

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      My crowbar IS almost
worn down to the nub...

80
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But I'm not gonna buy one here!

81
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       Right, You can't.
  They come in an eight pack.

82
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  Look, I like Gigundo-mart's
 "buck busting values on things

83
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       I use every day."

84
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       Help me with these
         raccoon traps?

85
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   I will not be an enabler.

86
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  Either boycott this behemoth
 or this friendship is finito.

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        So it's your way
        or the highway?

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  Get this straight bulk-head:
      there is no highway!

89
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       Just a lonely road
with you on it!

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  My choco-dillas are melting.
      I'll see you later.

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           You wish!

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   Who outsources production
   of a top secret prototype

93
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 to the lowest overseas bidder?

94
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Ugh! This is why eight year-olds
  shouldn't work in factories.

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           Hey, you.

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    That's... quite a haul.

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   I had no idea saving money
    could be so much fun...

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        Or cost so much.

99
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 Will that big wheel of cheddar
    even fit in the fridge?

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    I'll... make it... fit.

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Would you hand me
         a paper towel?

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 Ah! I knew I forgot something.

103
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 Oh well, it's a good excuse to
            go back

104
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and check out the vitamin wing.

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 Excuse me, my gigundo friend,

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   you seem burdened by that
     bale of cheese puffs.

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       Allow me to help.

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       That photo doesn't
         look like you.

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     I got liposuction last
        time I was here.

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           Aisle 16.

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      Have a gigundo day.

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        Attention sample
       gobblers, and you!

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The guy with his face in the
    twenty-nine cent pizza!

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        This is a public
     service announcement.

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...Exposure to Gigundo-mart may
   cause dizziness, headache,

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    nausea, and an unnatural
  attraction to bison or elk--

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      I learned this move
      on the b--on the be

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            (cough)
  on the beaches of Normandy.

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  Shooting out or shooting in?

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          You shut up!

121
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   Dan! I could've hurt you!

122
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 You've already hurt me, Chris.

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   The important thing is you
came back to apologize.

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    Get out of my car, Dan.

125
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You're taking up grocery space.

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           Nonsense.

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Just get me to Wally's Hardware
  Emporium and Explosives Depot

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          tout suite.

129
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          But Dan I--

130
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          (chris o.s.)
       Daaaaaannnnn -- !

131
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    I'm not helping you blow
     up Gigundo-mart, Dan.

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      It's the only place
        I'm truly happy.

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  If you're going to be in the
    revenge business, Chris,

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       you've got to stop
      being so squeamish.

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I'm not in the revenge
 business, I'm in the... well,

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  I'm between jobs, but that's
         not the point.

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 Hey, are you listening to me!

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        Wha- where's all
        the good stuff?

139
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     Sorry, boys, we had a
       liquidation sale.

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      We sold everything.

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    That fella got the last
    barrel of nitroglycerin.

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      I'm gonna show them
        fish who's boss.

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  Man, I wish I was that guy.

144
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      But why, Wally? Why?

145
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  We're going out of business.

146
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    I can't compete with the
prices at Gigundo-mart.

147
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       Are you happy now?

148
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          Why would I?

149
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I told you that monstrosity was
  a monopoly that would crush

150
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     mom and pop businesses
    like tiny grasshoppers,

151
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    leaving nothing but the
  green goo of broken dreams.

152
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     That's sad. And gross.

153
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        You'll see, Dan.

154
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      Once you get inside,
   you're gonna fall in love

155
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with the place just like I did.

156
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      Whatever. Just stick
          to the plan.

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  Excuse me. Is that a sixteen
burner barbecue grill?

158
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    Welcome to Gigundo-mart.

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      Have a gigundo day.

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          I always do!

161
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,271
 See Dan, isn't this place is
     just a little slice of

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00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,040
       heaven a la mode?

163
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,675
     Where else can you buy
       spray cheese and a

164
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,410
   hot tub in the same aisle?

165
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,717
  When I'm through, this place
    will be scorched earth!

166
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,685
    What's not to like here?

167
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,388
    They sell everything you
      could possibly want.

168
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:27,726
 Do they sell....retribution?

169
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,461
        Maybe not that.

170
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,597
      Hmph. Where are the
jackhammers?

171
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,600
Aisle twenty-seven. Between the
    yogurt and the coffins.

172
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,537
    Actually, scratch that.
    I've got a better idea.

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00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,772
       (forklift beeping)

174
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,484
    Clean up on aisle three!

175
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    Dan! What're you doing?

176
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,054
  Clearly, I'm baking a cake.

177
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,992
   Stop! You've gone too far.

178
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,394
   You have got to get a grip
      on yourself, and --

179
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,729
   I must have these Olives.

180
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,132
       Yeah, I'm the one
       with the problem.

181
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,867
              Ow!

182
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,202
    Ready for seconds, punk?

183
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,805
          (o.s) Ouch!

184
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,641
Never mess with a guy
        with a forklift.

185
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:21,312
      Unless you've got a
        bigger forklift.

186
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,247
             Uh...

187
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:55,313
       Yes! Mixed nuts!

188
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:59,017
       Halt, you hoodlum!

189
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:02,554
      Never!... En Garde!

190
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,067
      (dan o.s.) Aaahhhh!

191
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,172
            Dan! --

192
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,007
        It's about time!

193
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,976
     Would you hand me that
    package of paper towels?

194
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,914
         Ugh... Thanks.

195
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,752
             Ha ha!

196
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,653
             Uh-oh.

197
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,788
             Aaah!

198
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:47,499
    Bad day... Need cookie.

199
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,744
        Better than new.

200
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,614
              Huh?

201
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:08,086
Chris?

202
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,921
   Chris, what're you doing?

203
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,723
     Assembling this shed I
    bought at Gigundo-mart.

204
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,691
   We need the extra storage
    for all the big bargains

205
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,260
   I bought at Gigundo-Mart.

206
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,995
       Chris, is that-- ?

207
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,964
 Yep! A six-pack of mattresses!

208
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,234
     Did you buy a hundred
     pounds of ferret food?

209
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,003
    We don't have a ferret!

210
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:31,810
Well, I know where we can get a
       whole bunch cheap!

211
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,215
Chris,this is for your own good.
  You're a bulk-buying addict.

212
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,417
          Let me out!

213
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,452
I'm missing so many bargains!

214
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,688
       Your bargain days
       are over, mister.

215
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,401
        Out of the way!

216
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,403
 I need a chewey chipster stat!
    Hey, where is everybody?

217
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:06,244
       At Gigundo-mart --
  they sell a cookie the size

218
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,480
  of a manhole cover or fifty
            cents.

219
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,449
            What?!!

220
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,417
      Yeah, Ninja Dave is
        in back crying.

221
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,721
  He gonna have to close too.

222
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:21,559
    GIGUND-M -- Oh, wait, I
       already did that.

223
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,696
   It was one thing when they
    took away my explosives.

224
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,266
But if they want my cookies,
    they'll have to pry them

225
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,402
   from my cold dead fingers.

226
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:37,308
   I can't believe you don't
   have any explosives left.

227
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,676
            Well...

228
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:43,248
          Well what?!
     You holding out on me?

229
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,416
  There is my private reserve.

230
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,219
      But I was saving it
        for the in-laws.

231
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,822
 Fine. I guess you're prepared
   to live in a world without

232
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:53,024
 chocolate chip ninja-doodles.

233
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,367
    I can't believe you had
    a nuclear briefcase the

234
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,936
   whole time I've known you.

235
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,205
We're not that close.

236
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,141
 If what you said is true, this
  thing'll vaporize everything

237
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,277
     within a quarter mile.
     So we should probably

238
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,014
    set the timer for thirty
    seconds just to be safe.

239
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,116
      Oh, they're hiring.

240
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,651
            So what?

241
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,819
   Well, I do need a new job.

242
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,989
       I heard this place
      has great benefits.

243
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,425
    What about the cookies?

244
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,694
   Think of the cookies man!

245
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,330
     I need to cut down on
         sugar anyway.

246
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,799
        Fine! Run away!

247
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,936
   You are a disgrace to arms
dealers everywhere!

248
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,740
            Elise...
    What're you doing here?

249
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,243
    Taking this place down.

250
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,612
   I hate what Gigundo-Mart's
      done to my husband.

251
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,148
       Psh. What can you
        do that I can't?

252
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,357
     Awesome! Gimme, gimme!

253
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,430
     Mitts off, little man.

254
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,330
     (Elise's phone rings)

255
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,766
  Hello?... Chris, calm down.

256
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,936
  The first step is admitting
      you have a problem.

257
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,004
                Can you do that?

258
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,138
NO!

259
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,443
       Must - go - shop.
           So - cold.

260
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,880
  Chris, these are withdrawal
pains from going cold turkey.

261
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,250
    Oh, they have such great
    deals on cold turkey...

262
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,520
  Pickle relish by the drum...
   Six pack of lawn mowers...

263
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,992
  Psychiatric help five cents,
       the doctor is in.

264
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,193
      Let me talk to him.

265
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:39,130
       Maybe I can help.

266
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:43,301
      Hey, Chris, buddy...
      havin' a hard time?

267
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,402
            Uh-huh.

268
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,305
   Good. That's what you get
      for letting me down!

269
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,907
              Dan!

270
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,577
  Chris, hang in there and --

271
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,511
              Hey!

272
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,786
           (coughing)
Membership Card?

273
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,223
             Halt!

274
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,691
     B-bye, bulk bargains.

275
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,165
              Dan!

276
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,837
              Wow.

277
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,173
   Dan, you have dug your own
             grave.

278
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:28,479
       Aawww, look at the
       itty-bitty Elise.

279
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,617
      Whose got the teeny
        tiny angry face?

280
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,386
      You do. Yes, youuuu.

281
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,554
             Ouch!

282
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,060
        Heh hehehehehe.

283
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,367
  Dan! Turn me back right now!

284
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,601
   I can't he-a-r-r-r-r you.

285
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,642
  Stay there and be small and
 insignificant till I get back.

286
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,123
   Huh, Chris is right, I do
need a moisturizer.

287
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,502
        Hey! Whoaaaah!

288
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:30,708
 You've breached our perimeter
   for the last time, sonny.

289
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,311
    Back away, old man, and
      nobody gets shrunk.

290
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,848
  I'll never abandon my post.
    I'll defend Gigundo-Mart

291
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:43,154
      until the day I die.
     Or 'til my shift ends.

292
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,896
  Don't say I didn't warn you.

293
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,224
     Note to self: make the
         SR51 lighter.

294
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:32,270
   Uh-oh. Ugh. That's better.

295
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,279
     Ugh. Okay, Guess I'll
       take my break now.

296
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,051
              Dan!

297
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:50,154
      Now, Elise... Aren't
you always saying that

298
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,989
      "revenge is a small
      minded solution?"--

299
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,824
      Or something stupid?

300
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,425
       Get out of my way!

301
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:03,067
Hey! That's not a good price for
  such a tiny amount of food.

302
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,202
      This place is lousy.

303
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:19,684
         (customer o.s)

304
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,919
      (overlapping voices)
       No bargains there/

305
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,454
        Tiniest samples/
    Smallest hot tubs ever.

306
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,691
  Well, my work here is done.

307
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,726
          Mine isn't.

308
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,633
      So, Chris, are going
         to be alright?

309
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,402
 I think I'm getting better! I
no longer feel the urge to buy

310
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,372
   thirty pounds of oregano.

311
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,843
     I got you a souvenir.

312
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,179
       A model replica of
     Gigundo-mart -- cool.

313
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:58,623
   It even has a tiny little
          man inside.

314
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,124
             Oops.

