1 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,219 It's become my ritual. 2 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,059 Putting the layers on. 3 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,482 Every mask has a function. 4 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,362 The eyes. 5 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,159 The cheeks. 6 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,289 The lips. 7 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,803 This mask is about preservation. 8 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,400 [Gaspsi 9 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,802 It's a solitary retreat. 10 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,932 I expect premium service from my medical insurance 11 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,934 and you're giving me substandard care. 12 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,604 Well, is she even qualified? 13 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,732 If I'm found dead in my bed, you'll know who's to blame. 14 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,692 Seriously, this woman. 15 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,070 I'd rather be in cold Scotland 16 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,446 than tabloid bait in London. 17 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,740 - Mrs ghent? - What is it? 18 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,242 How are you feeling? 19 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:30,622 Hello? Hello? 20 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,084 Balls. 21 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,585 Have you eaten? 22 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,004 You need to have food before you have pills. 23 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,674 I'll skip the food. 24 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,052 Will you all please stop telling me what to do? 25 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:50,100 Tramadol. Breakfast of movie stars. 26 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,102 Forgotten ones, obviously. 27 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,771 It's all right, it's all right. 28 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,610 It's all right, Veronica. 29 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,260 Careful. 30 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,638 Sorry. 31 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,436 It's too soon for you to be wearing prosthetics. 32 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,859 What would you know? 33 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,760 Is it a hotel? 34 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:34,097 No, it's a retreat. A solitary retreat. 35 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,849 Solitary, as in no one? 36 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,727 That is the accepted definition, yes. 37 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,484 You should be resting at home. 38 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,986 I signed a waiver. Don't worry. 39 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,113 You're off the hook. 40 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,829 Why are we going so far away? 41 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,415 Precisely because it is so far away. 42 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,044 I like to be left alone, really. 43 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,421 Tell me if you have any pain or discomfort. 44 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,840 Do I look like an infant? 45 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,762 - You've just had... - A mastectomy. 46 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,055 Not a lobotomy. 47 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:22,103 All I need from you are bandages and the occasional bath. 48 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,271 Understood? 49 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,690 Of course. 50 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,417 Welcome. 51 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,670 You missed the housekeeping tour, 52 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,130 but there's still some champagne. 53 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,566 The other guests are in the gallery. 54 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,508 Other guests? I don't do groups. 55 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,094 I'm afraid the solo retreats only run in the summer. 56 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,138 They alternate with silent yoga. 57 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,398 Oh, my gosh. 58 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,192 Friends, friends, friends. 59 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,153 Let us welcome la dama. 60 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,946 Is that an actress? 61 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,240 Last but not least. 62 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,533 Navajo frontier. 63 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,784 And you are? 64 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,329 This is tirador, the artist. 65 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,164 I'm Arturo tirador. 66 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,583 I prefer to think of myself as a teacher. 67 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,629 My homeopath told me this was a women's retreat. 68 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,173 Don't be fooled by the flowers. 69 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,382 I'm a feminist. 70 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,553 For our website. 71 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:01,763 [Gaspsi 72 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,682 art purifies the soul. 73 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,729 Frees the body, not just the mind. 74 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,522 It's such an honour to meet you. 75 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:16,402 - Navajo frontier was... - I was just trying to remember. 76 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,571 The authenticity. The pathos. 77 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,449 I have so many questions I need to ask you. 78 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,911 Oh, god! This is a nightmare. 79 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,580 Keep these people away from me. 80 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,999 Please. Mrs ghent has a headache, please. 81 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,252 There's nothing to stop people having good manners. 82 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,170 Tell the chauffeur we're leaving. 83 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,823 As film legend, Eric hathbourne, 84 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,157 was due to receive a knighthood 85 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,951 for his services to film and TV, 86 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,079 he comments, "I always look to the future 87 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,455 and right now, for me, 88 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,791 that' s the remake of 'navajo frontier'." 89 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,460 The 1969 film famously starred 90 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,463 iconic 13-year-old Veronica ghent. 91 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,757 The retired and controversial star, 92 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,844 who recently underwent a successful operation 93 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,595 was not available for comment. 94 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,098 Sources close to her indicate she will be spending some time 95 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,976 in an undisclosed retreat to recover. 96 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,937 The question now is who will be able to fill her shoes? 97 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,273 The nationwide search for young actresses 98 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,692 between ten and 14 is well underway, 99 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,903 as hundreds of hopefuls line up in front of the studio. 100 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,115 Couldn't my daughter easily play that role? 101 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,452 More this Thursday with podrick lochran. 102 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,210 Flhundefl 103 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,200 This is a black spot. 104 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,828 Offer you a landline, but the Poles have blown down. 105 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,954 Problem? 106 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,250 I need to... we need to leave. 107 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,336 My patient, mrs ghent, isn't feeling well. 108 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,131 She might feel better by morning. 109 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,706 The pyramid is life. 110 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:20,628 We begin on all fours and rise to a single point. 111 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,257 I take the energy into myself. 112 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,512 I give it to you. Take it. 113 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,390 All the roads are flooded. We can't go yet. 114 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,267 You wanna see how you feel tomorrow? 115 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,102 Christ. 116 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,066 What are they doing? 117 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,074 You might have noticed it's raining. 118 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,784 You're gonna need boots. 119 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,203 If you've not got boots, there's boots by the door. 120 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,414 This is the highlands. 121 00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,668 Go wandering in the mountains alone at your own risk. 122 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,086 It's a dark field. 123 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,005 The water supply comes from a spring, 124 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,257 so don't be surprised if there's peat in it. 125 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,884 You're gonna be drinking it anyway. 126 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,094 - How revolting. - Enjoy. 127 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,472 Enjoy? 128 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:16,267 Just need the famine, the pestilence. 129 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,478 We'll have our very own apocalypse. 130 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,770 Did she say "dark field"? 131 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,231 Friends, friends, friends, friends. 132 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,858 The gods are honouring us 133 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,111 with a once-in-a-hundred-year storm. 134 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,238 The stars are aligned. 135 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:48,841 Gie dreich. Stoating's stopped. 136 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,769 So, is everyone else staying in the main house? 137 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,355 Aye. It's just youse out here. 138 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,441 What's that? 139 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,736 Nighean's wall. 140 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,281 Commemorating the burnt. 141 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,957 Aye, there's about 3,000 tried in these parts. 142 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,126 Creepy. 143 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,504 It's not creepy. 144 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,090 It's tragic. 145 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,728 It was the year of the last burning. 146 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,898 Two man-eating women lived in this place. 147 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,692 Mother and daughter. 148 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,471 Real cosy. 149 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,230 Here. Goodnight. 150 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,615 Charming. 151 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,868 Scout camp. 152 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,997 With a touch of Guantanamo. 153 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,633 No point. 154 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,761 It's a dark field, remember? 155 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,358 We really are in the middle of nowhere. 156 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,693 Like the beginning of one of those horror movies. 157 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:17,114 The young ingenue, you, is brought somewhere remote 158 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,867 to be sacrificed in an horrendous way. 159 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,871 To feed an aging community that refuses to die. 160 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,875 That sounds a lot like homerton hospital on a Monday. 161 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,198 - Can I help you? - No. 162 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,577 Are you sure? I'm here to help. 163 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,995 Just leave me... 164 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,456 Alone. 165 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:13,379 Okey-dokey. You just give me a holler if you need anything. 166 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,551 0h, don't wet your bandages. 167 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,172 Would you do anything? 168 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,010 Nica? 169 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,821 You really scared me there. 170 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,575 I don't know. It just... It hit me. This feeling. 171 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,370 I'm just glad you're all right. 172 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,167 I'm gonna get my medical bag. 173 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,019 0h. Gross. 174 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,401 Fuck. 175 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,738 You gotta be kidding me. 176 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,913 Yes! 177 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:40,320 How are you feeling? 178 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:43,782 God, there was mud everywhere when I woke up this morning. 179 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:04,344 I had a strange dream. 180 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:07,139 It was so real. 181 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,184 Did you take the Ambien? 182 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,938 No. No need. 183 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,065 It is very common for people 184 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:19,609 to have anxiety around sleep in recovery. 185 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,529 You wanna tell me a little bit about your dream? 186 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,157 I'd like a coffee instead. 187 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,958 Shall I help you do your hair? 188 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,676 I like your necklace. 189 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,054 It's my mother's. 190 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:52,351 Painting this morning. 191 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,977 "En plein air." 192 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:58,440 "Technique advocated by the French impressionists." 193 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,525 Fresh air will be good for you. 194 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,281 - It might even be a bit of fun. - Wouldn't be fun at all. 195 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,574 God forbid. 196 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,331 How do you take it? 197 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,339 One sugar. 198 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,114 You should go. You came all this way. 199 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,574 - For god's sake. - What else are you gonna do? 200 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:54,371 I am not going to do the wretched group activity. 201 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,916 Anyway, what do they call that haircut? 202 00:31:57,958 --> 00:31:59,918 Anarchist with a day job? 203 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,798 I don't think this is a day job. 204 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,157 This place feels familiar. 205 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:33,452 As if I recognise it. 206 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,955 As if I've been here before. 207 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,335 I told you it would be good for you. 208 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:47,299 I sometimes I feel 209 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,010 I like a motherless child 210 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:57,851 I along way from my home 211 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,769 What are you singing? 212 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:05,066 Don't know. Just popped into my head. 213 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,985 You're pretty talented. 214 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:10,614 I'm not. 215 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,116 You could do something with that. 216 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:14,618 No, I couldn't. 217 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,289 Look at you. You could be anything. 218 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,000 No, I couldn't. 219 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,766 Buenos dias. 220 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,644 - Good morning. - Morning. 221 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,863 Oh, can you get my glasses? 222 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,074 I'm literally drawing blind here. 223 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:59,287 Now, remember, don't draw the landscape. 224 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,376 Let the landscape draw you. 225 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,461 Fire. Fuego. 226 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:11,091 Fire is the blood of the earth. 227 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:15,053 And this, this charcoal 228 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:19,849 comes from this land. Use it. 229 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,521 Feel this view with your heart, 230 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,398 with your whole body. 231 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,359 Feel the energy of the earth pass through your feet, 232 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,320 through your toes, up your legs, your sexual organs. 233 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,239 All that baggage, throw it away. 234 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,408 Shh, shh. 235 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:39,119 Ah, the shrill mating call of the female divorcee. 236 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,955 Penetrating an otherwise tranquil vista. 237 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:47,544 The tranquillity is an illusion, dear lady. 238 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,713 One hundred years ago, 239 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:53,508 this whole area was a hive of industry. 240 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:59,931 Charcoal mounds on every hill. 241 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:03,560 Smoke, sweat and fire. 242 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,187 You'd never guess. It's so, er... 243 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,233 I was going to say peaceful. 244 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,277 And then of course, there were the women 245 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:17,073 who used to come here for... therapeutic purposes. 246 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,951 Why? 247 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:23,204 The earth was thought to have healing properties 248 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:27,292 due to the very high proportion of human ashes 249 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,420 from the women who were burned as witches. 250 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,590 Continue! 251 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,859 Actually, cremated remains 252 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,718 are not without their nutritional value. 253 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,847 Calcium phosphates, sodium and potassium nitrates, carbon. 254 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,724 Depends on the original body composition. 255 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:46,186 Can we please stop talking about this? 256 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:49,022 It's not very conducive. 257 00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,441 You can't take the man out of the classroom... 258 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,036 [Gaspsi 259 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,752 - is everything all right? - Won't she ever stop talking? 260 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,955 - You work here? - Aye. 261 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:33,001 What's your excuse? 262 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,127 You should have knocked. 263 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,838 My mistake. 264 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,759 How do you like the cabin? Not a lot of people use it. 265 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,219 I didn't imagine it was very popular, 266 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,804 especially with the mud leakages. 267 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,390 Yeah, along with everything else. 268 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,058 What? 269 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,021 You know, the, er... 270 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,440 The rumours. 271 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:59,944 - Old wives' tales. - Love those. 272 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,616 Yeah, I know. It's a pretty ridiculous weapon. 273 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:08,244 - Owen, by the way. - Right. Desi. 274 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,164 You find yourself at the pub later, I'm buying. 275 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:15,293 - Which pub? - Which pub? 276 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,128 Good one. 277 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,588 I'll see ya. 278 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,848 It's important to leave your Mark on the land. 279 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,309 Here are your glasses. 280 00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,984 I don't know what to make of it either. 281 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,111 It's different. 282 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,988 Sorry. Time to go. 283 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,534 One of youse needs a lift? 284 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,868 I'll walk. 285 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,746 Hey. 286 00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:15,311 Would you go back and relive your childhood if you could? 287 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,692 Not even if you paid me. 288 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,445 Would you? 289 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,788 I'll walk back to the cabin on my own. 290 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,641 I know. Let's play blind man! 291 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:20,436 Turn east, turn west, turn around three times and catch me. 292 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,449 Here I am. 293 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,750 Do you think I'm pretty? 294 00:41:46,295 --> 00:41:47,880 Let's play blind man. 295 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:52,385 Turn east, turn west, turn around three times 296 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:54,012 and try to catch me. 297 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,023 I want to cry. 298 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,828 Mrs ghent. 299 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,499 Are you ok? 300 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,673 Come on. 301 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,925 Come on. This way. 302 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:58,868 Any pain? 303 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:01,829 Every pain. 304 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,722 I'm having dark thoughts, though. 305 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,433 It's normal. Everyone has them. 306 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,812 I mean, really dark thoughts. 307 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,817 You need to rest. 308 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,535 This time, take these. 309 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,286 They'll help you sleep better. 310 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,957 Come on. 311 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,584 Goodnight. I'll see you in the morning. 312 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,752 Flhundefl 313 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,741 Thank you. 314 00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:52,953 Going live in five, four, three, two... 315 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:01,670 He's made every film you've ever loved. 316 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,130 We are delighted to welcome 317 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,299 to "late night live with podrick lochran" 318 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,552 the incomparable Eric hathbourne. 319 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,846 So, sir Eric, you've had a busy... 320 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,849 Ah-ah, no. Not sir Eric, just yet. 321 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,267 Ah. 322 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,560 You are a busy man. 323 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,229 We're delighted to have you on the show. 324 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:21,190 Thank you, I'm delighted to be here. And, yes, you're right. 325 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,691 It's been quite a busy time. 326 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,360 Yes, casting's started 327 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,570 for the sequel to navajo frontier. 328 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:28,656 And then of course there's your knighthood. 329 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,242 Yes, well, that was totally unexpected 330 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:34,870 and a complete surprise. 331 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:37,498 I mean, I was thrilled, actually. 332 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:44,171 You're often at the centre of the debate. 333 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,757 Would you say you thrive on controversy? 334 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:51,720 Oh, yes, actually, that's probably a good description. 335 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,556 I like to rattle the cage. 336 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,434 - Challenge the status quo. - Hmm, quite. 337 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:58,436 And with the additional perspective 338 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,646 on your career now, 339 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,940 do you ever feel that you went too far? 340 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,568 Oh, erm, no. 341 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:10,781 Course I don't. No, I don't think I went too far. 342 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,283 I think there are no limits 343 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,827 to the exploration of the human soul. 344 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,079 Let me rephrase that. 345 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,123 In the course of your career, 346 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:23,085 were you ever brought to do things that were unlawful? 347 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:27,381 Absolutely not. I mean... 348 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:30,885 No. And by the way, I know what you're doing here. 349 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:32,720 - Move on! - Hold on. 350 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:36,265 Veronica ghent was 13 when she made navajo frontier with you. 351 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:39,935 Yes, that's right. Absolutely. She was just... 352 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:43,522 I mean... 353 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:44,690 Look, I... 354 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,985 I made her into something. 355 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:50,779 Your relationship with her has been described... 356 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,507 Now, please, don't make assumptions about that. 357 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,701 It was a completely different era. 358 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,162 No, what I'm saying is... 359 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,165 We were very close. 360 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,002 We had a sp... 361 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,962 Aspecial bond. 362 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,634 A special bond. 363 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,264 It will torture you. 364 00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:20,476 Nica? 365 00:50:21,477 --> 00:50:22,645 Are you ok? 366 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:33,489 Oh, god! 367 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:28,103 Ah, now this is what I was hoping for! 368 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:33,233 Bit of drama! Dear lady... 369 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,235 Talk us through your process. 370 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:41,533 It's not so much a process as... 371 00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,873 Instinct. 372 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,375 What do the words mean? 373 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,417 I've no idea. 374 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,212 Gaelic. Inion. 375 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:56,799 In Scottish that word means "daughter". 376 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,426 - Do you have children? - I hate children. 377 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:02,262 Great, great, great. 378 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:05,265 Now this is creating some very lively discussion. 379 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,893 Now, we must explore... 380 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,314 Explore each other's energies. 381 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:16,276 Erm, sorry, what's with all the, erm, phallic references? 382 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:18,237 - What? - It means penis. 383 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,322 - All right! - Foucault wrote of the male gaze 384 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:24,284 that the act of seeing is neither transparent nor neutral. 385 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,621 But an imposition of power. 386 00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:30,416 Millennia of patriarchy dictate how we see. 387 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,001 Oh, god! Here we go. 388 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,837 Do you have something to say? 389 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:37,256 The patriarchy. 390 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:39,758 The war cry of hysterical women. 391 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,802 Biting the hand that feeds them. 392 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,513 Oh, my god! 393 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:50,436 - Did that hurt? - Of course that fucking hurt! 394 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,730 My hand was on fire! 395 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:54,273 I'll get my medical bag. 396 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:56,567 We must all keep terribly, terribly calm. 397 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,461 There was clearly white spirit on his sleeve. 398 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:19,548 That farm woman said there was gallons of it in the Jeep. 399 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,968 - At least I think she's a woman. - What are you looking for? 400 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,929 Some form of beverage with alcohol content. 401 00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:28,891 That's not advisable. 402 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:32,436 Desi, if you think you're gonna survive this shit-storm 403 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,229 called life by doing what's advisable, 404 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,815 you are seriously mistaken. 405 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:40,569 You have to be all teeth. Claws. 406 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:42,780 Trust me. 407 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,824 The bastards will stop at nothing to grind you down. 408 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:49,244 Come on. Let's take your blood pressure. 409 00:54:58,378 --> 00:54:59,546 Shall I? 410 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:15,896 Odd... 411 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:19,066 How androgyny is so attractive in the young. 412 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,695 So repugnant to the old. 413 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:38,085 Have you noticed how the wind here sounds like whispers? 414 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:44,049 Yeah, it does, actually. 415 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,219 This place is beautiful. 416 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,805 Dark, though. 417 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,432 Even the daylight's dark. 418 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,393 No, not dark. 419 00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,436 Dreich. 420 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,690 Dreich. 421 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,150 I like that. 422 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,863 Maybe you could stay. 423 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,824 I feel as if it's giving me a second chance. 424 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,162 - Do you think that's possible? - Of course. 425 00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:17,374 You will get better. 426 00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,378 Imagine that. 427 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,258 To be able to love without ghosts in your bed. 428 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:31,305 Look in the mirror. Feel hopeful. 429 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:34,391 Clean the bastards out of you. 430 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:41,857 When my mom died... 431 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,904 I thought... 432 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:50,908 I could just forget about the blacking out, 433 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,743 hospital visits... 434 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,706 The screaming, the collapsing. 435 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:03,503 Thought I could just pretend that it wasn't real. 436 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:10,135 Pretend I was loved. 437 00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:19,978 I tried that route. 438 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,109 Did it work for you? 439 00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:37,537 What's this in your eyes? 440 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,957 I feel fine. 441 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:43,168 Would it be all right if I went to the pub in the village 442 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,836 to use the WiFi? 443 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:48,840 I'm going to have an early night. 444 00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:55,973 I won't be late. 445 00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:58,684 Be as late as you like. 446 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,808 Found it then, huh? 447 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:28,815 What'll you have? 448 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,526 I put you down as a gin-and-tonic kind of girl. 449 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,658 You're kind of pretty when you smile. You know that? 450 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:41,870 Thanks. 451 00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:45,457 Gin and tonic it is. 452 00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:49,544 Hey, Tom. Can I get a gin and tonic and a beer? 453 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:01,723 Cheers, mate. Pay next time, yeah? 454 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,394 - Here we go. - Thanks. 455 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:13,276 The female, having held out for so long... 456 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:16,571 - Do you want another one? - No. I gotta go. 457 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,615 - So soon? - I gotta work. 458 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,037 Nice to meet you. 459 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:25,872 You too. 460 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,751 Hey. 461 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:36,800 - Will you stay? - Why? 462 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:38,552 It's disco night. 463 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,482 They only grow here. 464 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:43,241 They're peat, nice and special. You should try. 465 01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,249 Come on. 466 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:05,722 Down the hatch. 467 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,061 It's good, right? 468 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,522 Oh. Gross. 469 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:36,534 Hey, watch it. 470 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,955 You all right? 471 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:55,637 It's all right. It's witch feathers. 472 01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:01,351 Soot. From the charcoal burning. 473 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,941 I don't feel too well. 474 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:25,208 I'm sorry. 475 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,130 Come here. 476 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,973 Don't leave. 477 01:07:40,014 --> 01:07:41,558 I'm sick. 478 01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:47,021 Here, follow me. 479 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,232 I know the way. It's fine. 480 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:52,652 Hey. 481 01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:55,113 Don't be like that. 482 01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:57,824 Here, come here. 483 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:04,038 Give me a kiss. 484 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,124 - You're hurting me. - Give me a kiss. 485 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:08,459 You're pretty when you're angry. You know that? 486 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:11,379 - I said stop it! - Hey! 487 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:15,592 Fucking bitch. Fucking bitch! 488 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,276 Who the fuck was that? 489 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:39,949 [Gaspsi 490 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,584 Desi! 491 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:57,467 Help! Help! 492 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:16,773 Mrs ghent? 493 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,603 [Gaspsi 494 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,162 Mrs ghent? 495 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,460 Veronica! 496 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:22,797 What are you doing outside? Did you sleep out here? 497 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,010 Pain's all gone. 498 01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:32,682 The pain's all gone. 499 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:41,107 I feel different. 500 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,526 Like it's something in the earth. 501 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:47,071 Oh. 502 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:50,408 I started having strange dreams, too. 503 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:04,005 I don't even remember coming back last night. 504 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,506 It's like... 505 01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:08,259 Like I'm losing touch with reality. 506 01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:16,601 Let's get you inside. 507 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:02,957 How are you feeling? 508 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:25,021 Let me get you to a doctor. 509 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,732 Please. 510 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,030 We need to leave. 511 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:36,949 Desi, I want to stay. 512 01:15:40,286 --> 01:15:42,705 - Sit here for a minute. - What? 513 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,877 What are you doing? 514 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:49,920 It's for you. 515 01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:51,380 Why? 516 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:54,925 I don't know. It's a common ritual human beings have. 517 01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,011 They give each other things. 518 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:59,472 Generally a sign of affection. 519 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,683 Oh, no, I... I can't. 520 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,644 It was your mom's. 521 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,855 Let me put it on you. 522 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,624 Now you have to leave. 523 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,503 - What? - And not come back. 524 01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:32,963 Now go. I said go. 525 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:35,382 Please. 526 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:17,007 [Gaspsi 527 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,333 Hey! Wait! 528 01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:55,171 Can you drive me to the station? 529 01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,551 I'll run you as far as the foot of the brae. 530 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:03,846 The estate car is always there. The keys are inside. 531 01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:05,556 Thank you. 532 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:05,217 Today we celebrate ullachaidhean. 533 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,554 The burning of the witch. 534 01:20:08,595 --> 01:20:13,225 The victory of reason against the demonic. 535 01:20:13,267 --> 01:20:16,061 Against the dark Lilith. 536 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,318 Jesus. 537 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,712 How could anybody allow that to happen? 538 01:22:29,736 --> 01:22:31,864 We all allowed it to happen. 539 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,407 Nica? 540 01:22:33,449 --> 01:22:36,410 Oh, my god! 541 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,537 Fucking bitch! 542 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:11,236 Hello? 543 01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:15,073 Anybody around? 544 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:48,315 Oh, fuck, Jesus. Oh, god. 545 01:23:55,781 --> 01:23:59,409 Christ. 546 01:24:17,844 --> 01:24:19,846 What do you want? 547 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:23,433 What a night. Do you remember? 548 01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:25,894 You're a sick woman, nica. 549 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,480 I'm sick. 550 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:33,610 No one's better placed to know why. 551 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,740 All I wanted was good for you. 552 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:41,577 You've changed everything in hindsight. 553 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,328 Do you know what I want? 554 01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:49,042 I want the truth. 555 01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:55,757 [Ga5p51 556 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,095 I want to wash you out. 557 01:25:00,554 --> 01:25:01,638 What...? 558 01:25:14,401 --> 01:25:17,529 I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry. 559 01:25:20,282 --> 01:25:24,119 You were always such a special girl. 560 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,789 My special girl. 561 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:32,586 I trusted you, you know. 562 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:36,673 You knew exactly what you were doing, you ungrateful bitch! 563 01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:01,907 Oh, shit! 564 01:28:08,408 --> 01:28:09,493 Veronica? 565 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,209 Veronica! 566 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:33,058 Oh, come on! Come on! Wake up. 567 01:28:33,099 --> 01:28:35,644 Come on! 568 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:40,482 Come on, come on. Come on, come on! 569 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:34,327 What is reality? 570 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:40,125 Where is it? 571 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:47,007 Perhaps it's only ever... A longing. 572 01:30:12,157 --> 01:30:13,366 I'm glad. 573 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:15,744 What? 574 01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:22,250 Glad. Glad... that you came back. 575 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:30,628 I under blue moon, I saw you 576 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:35,091 I so soon you'll take me 577 01:32:35,133 --> 01:32:39,220 I up in your arms, too late to beg you 578 01:32:39,262 --> 01:32:43,224 I cancel, though I know it must be 579 01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:46,311 I the killing time 580 01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:50,315 I unwillingly mine 581 01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:58,656 I fate, up against your will 582 01:32:58,698 --> 01:33:01,284 I through the thick and thin 583 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:06,831 I he will wait until 584 01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:09,959 I you give yourself to him 585 01:33:16,466 --> 01:33:20,553 I in starlight nights, I saw you 586 01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:24,849 I so cruelly you kiss me 587 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:29,020 I your lips a magic world 588 01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:33,149 I your sky all hung with jewels 589 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:36,319 I the killing moon 590 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:40,406 I will come too soon 591 01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:48,665 I fate, up against your will 592 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:51,459 I through the thick and thin 593 01:33:52,961 --> 01:33:56,506 I he will wait until 594 01:33:56,548 --> 01:33:59,509 I you give yourself to him 595 01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:09,477 I fate, up against your will 596 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:12,188 I through the thick and thin 597 01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:17,861 I he will wait until 598 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:20,905 I you give yourself to him 599 01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:47,974 I under blue moon, I saw you 600 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:52,562 I so soon you'll take me 601 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:56,649 I up in your arms, too late to beg you 602 01:34:56,691 --> 01:35:00,653 I cancel, though I know it must be 603 01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:04,824 I the killing time 604 01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:08,119 I unwillingly mine 605 01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:15,752 I unwillingly mine 606 01:35:16,586 --> 01:35:18,713 sapex scripts