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Once upon a time when things were rotten,
not just good, but also key.

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We're rotten, everybody kicked the
presents.

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Things were better than it good,
than they were often good.

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Upon, soon abandoned, very men began.

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They were up

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and other legends are forgotten.

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We'll remember

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the rich came through the poor.

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Make sense with the get-more expenses.

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So when other legends are forgotten,
we'll remember that these were rotten.

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Game for, but then more.

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Marion, will you be reasonable?

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I don't want to be reasonable.

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I want to be Marion.

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I want to plide my truth.

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Marion, no one wants to plight her truth
more than I.

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I'm not even sure you love me.

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Well, of course I love you.

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My love is real.

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It's that horse that's phony.

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There are plenty of other squirrels in the
forest.

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And if you don't want to marry me,
there are a lot of other men who will.

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Why all I have to do is snap my fingers
and... Ah, fair Marion, will you marry me?

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See?

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Sir Clyde, you are not marrying her.

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I am.

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Now be off.

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Robin, when?

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Well, just as soon as
King Richard has returned

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to his throne and
my work here is done.

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That could be forever.

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Oh, I won't wait that long.

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Robin, you have to choose.

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Me?

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Or your career?

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It's not my career, Marion.

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It's my duty.

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And a man must do his duty as he sees it.

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And when a man sees his duty, he must not
turn his back on it.

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He must face up to it.

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Look at squarely in the eye and say,
howdy, duty.

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That's the way you feel about it.

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Then let's just call the whole thing off.

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Marion, wait.

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Sir Clyde.

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How

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you do it, Bertram?

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The mind boggles, buckles, buckles.

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You manage to turn our stately throne,
room into an Arabian sock hop.

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Watch out.

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I am quite sure Shikok Med will feel quite
at home.

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Your pillow nurse, Tick Ahmed,
awaits without... without what?

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I've got to ask.

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Bertram, announce him.

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Don't ever pause.

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I'm sorry, Marion, but don't ever do that
again.

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It's many painful.

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My Lord, my lady's Shikok Med,
Mohamed Benzin.

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Vio Masala, Vio Masala.

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The Baba Sala holds the dressing.

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A thousand greetings, esteemed sheriff.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Good.

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Does the trade agreement meet with your
approval, Shikok Med?

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Is it not written that he
who lies down with the

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lion and the ant shall
awaken strangely refreshed?

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Oh, now sign.

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Now you turn, my lady.

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Once signed, you will have exclusive
rights over every drop of olive oil,

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produced by the seven major olive oil
producing and exporting countries,

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also known as Oopak, of which I am chief
Oop and vice-pec.

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Fantastic.

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I shall control all of the olive oil.

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And if anyone in England wants to make a
salad, they'll have to go through me.

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Here, I signed.

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Bigger than you.

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The deed is done, and having been done is
done, and a deed done is a deed done well.

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Well done.

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Royalty done.

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I ring done.

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I ring done.

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I ring done?

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I ring done.

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So be it.

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And in accordance with the customs of your
great country, all that is ours is yours.

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Choose anything you desire, anything you
see.

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Up to five things.

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Or the cash equivalent.

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No, no, I couldn't.

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I really couldn't.

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I'll take that shield.

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That vase, that plaque.

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That chair.

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And her.

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What?

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What?

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What?

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You see, wait.

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You miss my what?

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I'm sorry.

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What?

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Continue.

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Thank you.

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Don't you see, Maid Marion?

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You ought to marry Shika Hamed as part of
the trade agreement.

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What?

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Yes, she's right.

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This is the 12th century.

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You just can't marry someone off it
doesn't belong to you.

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Majesty.

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Don't you see, Your Majesty?

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This agreement will
make you one of the

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richest and most powerful
men in all of Europe.

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I'm Aryan.

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Eat, eat, Robin.

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I can't fire, I have no appetite.

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A bite, a mouthful, something.

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Here comes the horsey, open the barn door.

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It's a pity to waste a good horsey.

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Don't let her get to you, Robin.

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You better go there.

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Hey, man, I say he should say he's sorry
and throw himself at the mercy of her feet.

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That's what I say.

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The riddance is what I say.

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We spend half our time saving her anyway.

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Right, guys?

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Hey, man, you're the first one to die.

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You don't know how I don't know.

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Bravo, you know me.

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I've always leveled with you.

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How long have I known Marion since you two
started going together?

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She's the best.

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She's the top.

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She's the tower of pizza.

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I love her like my own sister.

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Dump her.

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Dump her.

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El Dumpo.

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Just like that.

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Who is this guy?

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Robin.

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Perhaps the good book has the answer.

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What does a good book have to say for me,
Friar?

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Let's see.

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Eve begot Abel.

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Ruth begot Isaac.

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Isaac begot Hayes.

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Sarah begot Vaughan.

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Vaughan begot Monroe.

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There's a lot of begotts in here,
Robin.

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Well, it's a good book.

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No one said it was perfect.

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What did you say?

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What did you say?

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What did you say?

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I said Abel.

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What did you say?

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I said Abel.

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What did you say?

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Mr. and Mrs. Sheik Abdul Mohammed Ben
Turpin are relieved to announce the

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wedding of their son,
Sheik Ahmed Jr. Baghdad

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and Eukanan to Marion
Fitzgibbet of Nottingham.

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So, Vester, are you sure that's wedding
announcement is legitimate?

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Oh, yes, there's going to be a wedding,
all right?

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The sheriff's men are outstealing flowers.

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They stole a wedding cake.

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They stole a three-piece band.

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They even stole one of those cocktail
francs.

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Come on, guys.

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We're not going to let this Sheik steal
Robin's girl.

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Hey, he's a foreigner.

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Come on, let's get out.

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It's clear.

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She's made her choice.

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What's done is done.

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If there's one thing I've
learned in this life and marked

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this well, it's to accept a feat
with calm, adult resignation.

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I want to die!

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I'm very waste of living.

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He's taken a lot better than I thought.

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I thought he'd fall the pieces.

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I've never been in a situation like this
before.

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I thought I could handle it.

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But I'm confused, angry, and very
resentful.

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What does it all mean?

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What does it all mean to you?

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Don't you ever give answers?

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Answers?

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You run an answer?

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12.

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That's an answer.

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Here you get questions.

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I'm a wizard.

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You run answers.

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See in a fountain.

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See Bernie.

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You don't seem to understand.

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They're forcing me to marry a man I do not
love.

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Tell me what to do.

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That's your job.

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My role is to point out the pitfalls and
the pratfalls.

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You have to decide.

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I must decide.

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What is there an echo in here?

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You come up for an answer.

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All right.

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I'll kill myself.

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Wonderful.

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Now we're getting somewhere.

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Okay.

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You made a decision by the wrong decision.

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Throwing in the sponge at your age.

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You have everything to live for.

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You're a legend.

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You're the target of town.

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What good is all that now without Marion?

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You have to help me, Wizard.

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I can't cope with this.

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I can't deal with Marion marrying that
chic.

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Forget about it.

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She ain't going to marry.

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Not Marion.

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What do you mean?

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Oh, I just ran off at the mouth.

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But that's all you're getting for me.

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I would never violate this sacred
Wizard-patient relationship.

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Okay, listen up close.

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I've been forcing her, but she don't want
to marry the guy.

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So she got the poison ring and when they
get to the eye do she will.

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She will what?

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Can't she put two and three together?

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Poison ring and she will.

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She will... Oh no, she won't.

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I'll see to that.

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Wait a minute.

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You still got 40 minutes left.

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Where the hell off, mother?

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Let me go!

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Let me go!

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Let me go!

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Let me go!

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Let me go!

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I made Marion.

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It's good to see you so excited about
selecting your wedding gown.

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I brought them all the way from Arabia.

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My other wives packed them for me just in
case.

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I have no intention of wearing a wedding
gown, even a cute one.

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We shall see Bertram proceed.

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Thank you.

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The lovely Phoenicia
is wearing a one-piece

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perkanteed Jagandy,
with a wilagry filagry.

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And now, Vanessa wearing a teal blue creation
from the House of Ernestine Pogandine.

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Sharon has selected this saucy schmata for
her trip down the aisle.

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No, no.

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I wouldn't be caught dead in any of those.

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You can't make me marry him.

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I don't love him and love his sacred.

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I demand that this wedding be stopped in
the name of law.

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Stop them in my name of law before you
break my heart.

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Man, we've got to stop the wedding.

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Stop the wedding.

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00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:56,940
Now you're talking, man.

271
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:57,820
Let's get him.

272
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:58,700
Don't back down, Robin.

273
00:14:58,701 --> 00:14:59,200
Let her go.

274
00:14:59,360 --> 00:14:59,900
No, no, no.

275
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:00,560
You don't understand.

276
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,840
They're forcing her to get married, so
she's going to kill herself of the ceremony.

277
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:04,720
Wow.

278
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,880
They're not going to put a dapper on the
reception.

279
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:07,720
Well, listen, man.

280
00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,880
I have a plan where we can discredit the
sheep and save Marion.

281
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:11,460
I knew it.

282
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,200
What did I tell you?

283
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,220
Another save.

284
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,560
Friar, the archbishop is to perform the
ceremony.

285
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:20,520
I want you to intercept him at Mansfield
Road and take his place at the wedding.

286
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,140
I'm going to be the archbishop.

287
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,080
My mother's going to be so proud.

288
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,200
Now, once at the castle, I want you to
delay the ceremony until we arrive.

289
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,620
Aye, aye, Robin.

290
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,740
I'm gone with the wind.

291
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,740
Men, we're going to a wedding.

292
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:39,560
Hey, wait a minute.

293
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,880
We don't have any invitations.

294
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,720
These are our invitations.

295
00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:44,721
Oh.

296
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,200
Well, I guess I'll only stay a short
while.

297
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880
No.

298
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720
Perfume.

299
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:04,340
Perfume.

300
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,620
Perfume.

301
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,240
Perfume.

302
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,100
Perfume.

303
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:12,700
Perfume.

304
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,040
Pizen.

305
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,680
Isn't that cute?

306
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,120
A miniature Marion and a lifestyze Ahmed.

307
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,360
They forgot Prince John's duckies.

308
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,800
Last of the twins.

309
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,220
He's all wrong.

310
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:34,000
Now remember, everyone, boy girl,
boy girl, boy girl.

311
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,280
They're good lad.

312
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,780
I have one of those.

313
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,420
Ah, Mr. Mrs. Lightfinger.

314
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,740
Do leave us some silverware tonight.

315
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:40,741
I won't show.

316
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,000
It's human luck.

317
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,720
Remember, when the Archbishop arrives,
go on him in.

318
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:54,860
There's a lad.

319
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,400
His excellency, the Archbishop of
Nottingham.

320
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880
Greetings!

321
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,340
Greetings!

322
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,540
Are you...

323
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,400
Glad to see you.

324
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,180
Welcome to our castle, Archbishop.

325
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,940
Please call me Archie.

326
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,520
We are anxious for the ceremony to
proceed, your excellency.

327
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,940
Oh, yes, of course, the ceremony.

328
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,680
Everybody rise!

329
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,180
I didn't say Simon says.

330
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,790
Hurry, Robin.

331
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,020
What?

332
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Just praying.

333
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,290
I do believe we could move a little
faster, Archbishop.

334
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:31,190
I'm going as fast as I can.

335
00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:38,650
Shikach-med-mah-med-ben-gezara.

336
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,160
Archbishop, Shikach-med.

337
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,540
I'm humbled in the presence of your
grandness.

338
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,720
No, no, no, no, no.

339
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,460
It is I who am humbled by the presence of
your grandness.

340
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:10,580
I do believe it's time for the ceremony to
begin.

341
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,260
Ah, the blushing bride.

342
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,240
Let the ceremony begin.

343
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760
Shikach-med.

344
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,920
Aren't you forgetting something?

345
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:29,120
You are forgetting one of your very own
customs.

346
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Not in naughty.

347
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,500
You have forgotten the Benghazi bridal
dance.

348
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,880
You beg out the Benghazi bridal one.

349
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,640
Dance, dance, of course.

350
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,620
The Benghazi bridal dance.

351
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:49,720
The pre-wedding dance done by the broom to
entice his lovely bride.

352
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,980
Of course.

353
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,100
My lovely bride.

354
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:58,720
We will do the centuries-old dance that
glorifies the gathering of the harvest,

355
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:05,200
the changing of the season, the union of
the cosmos, and the winning of the West.

356
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,360
Hit it.

357
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,650
One more time.

358
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:01,670
Oh, what's the matter?

359
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:02,550
Oh, right.

360
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,810
The ceremony.

361
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:11,890
We are gathered here to join, made Marion,
and Shikach-med, Muhammad, Benghazi,

362
00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:13,490
in matrimony.

363
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:21,229
If there is anyone here present,
who knows, of any reason

364
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:25,710
why these two should not
be wed, let him speak now.

365
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,750
Anyone.

366
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:28,910
Anyone at all.

367
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:29,750
Don't be shy.

368
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:30,630
Step right up there.

369
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:31,810
Must be someone.

370
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:34,930
What's the matter?

371
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:36,050
Oh, yes, right.

372
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,170
All right.

373
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:40,950
Do you, Shikach-med,
take this... I do.

374
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:41,250
I do.

375
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:41,550
I do.

376
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:42,630
You do.

377
00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,810
He does.

378
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,290
And do you, made Marion?

379
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:47,530
She does.

380
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:48,810
She does.

381
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,130
She does.

382
00:21:52,630 --> 00:22:05,630
Then, by all the powers vested in me,
I now pronounce you, man, and...

383
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,960
Who is wedding over to this side?

384
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,140
What is the meaning of this?

385
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:17,980
Who are you?

386
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,240
Harib of Cairo 5.0.

387
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,440
We have been after this man for years.

388
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,441
He is nor Shik.

389
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,180
Back in desert country, he is known as
Ahmed de Crook.

390
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:27,980
Not true.

391
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:28,540
He lies.

392
00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:30,060
Wrong.

393
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,140
There you deny this.

394
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,580
One of the many checks you have bounced
all over the fertile crescent.

395
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,120
Let me see this.

396
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,140
Ah, Ahmed.

397
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,780
God, take a sultan to solitary.

398
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,100
Please, Ahmed is ours.

399
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,260
We must take him back to Morocco.

400
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,440
The desert has ways to deal with its own.

401
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,800
Farewell, lovely maiden.

402
00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:04,790
Fine, fella.

403
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:08,650
Just can't help feeling that I've met him
before.

404
00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:10,730
Don't be silly.

405
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,170
Where could you have ever met before?

406
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:29,400
You must feel free to speak on whatever's
troubling you.

407
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:34,168
I want to see the secret
storms that are raging inside

408
00:23:34,169 --> 00:23:37,500
of you as the world turns
in your search for tomorrow.

409
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,340
Spill the beans!

410
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,380
Well, personally, I feel I've profited
from this experience.

411
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,120
Made Mary and I have a much more mature
and meaningful relationship.

412
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,280
And in the future, I intend to think less
of my career and ten more to her needs.

413
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,909
And I'm going to try to
think much less of my

414
00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:59,661
own personal needs and
more of Robin's ideals.

415
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,180
Because I know how busy he is stealing
from those who are in the high income

416
00:24:05,181 --> 00:24:08,460
bracket and giving to those who are much
less fortunate.

417
00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,591
And I'm going to try not
to be so resentful about

418
00:24:11,592 --> 00:24:14,040
Robin spending more
time with Mary and with me.

419
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:17,840
And not to be so angry about having to
savor all the time.

420
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,073
And I'm going to try not to
joke around so much and be

421
00:24:22,074 --> 00:24:24,980
more serious about Robin and
the band and its arrangements.

422
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,040
Sorry.

423
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:33,500
And I will try to live with the fact that
I will never be archbishop or skinny.

424
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,600
And I have to try to remember.

425
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,100
And not to feel so guilty about being
smarter than the other guys.

426
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,880
It's hard.

427
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:42,740
You guys got it all together.

428
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,220
No wonder they called you to marry men.

429
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,320
Say, wait a minute.

430
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,020
Maybe you can help me.

431
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,100
I got a problem.

432
00:24:50,101 --> 00:24:51,101
Oh, sure is.

433
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:51,760
Okay.

434
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:53,440
Now, level with me.

435
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,400
Does this make me look like a jerk?