1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:05,000 And then I realized that Europe was in danger. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,400 Sorry, you mean... 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,280 Europe was in danger. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,440 And I had to take matters into my own hands. 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,920 I had to have one Find an escape route. 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,760 I've been thinking for a long time, until I 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,880 realized that the solution to the problem was 8 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,760 somewhere within my own past could lie hidden. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,960 Where you would never have expected it: in the European Parliament. 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,960 So I met with ordinary MPs and 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,840 explained to them how important 12 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,320 this encounter with history is. 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:49,680 And that they could actually achieve something big. 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,160 We could all achieve something together. 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,400 Then I went to the European Council. 16 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,400 I knew I was taking a personal risk. 17 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,480 But my career wasn't the priority at that moment. 18 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:10,600 So I presented my vision there too. 19 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,720 The vision of one European Union, in which 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,840 politics triumphs over diplomacy, in which 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,080 political convictions count more than national interests. 22 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,640 A vision of a truly integrated political space. 23 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,240 And they agreed with me. 24 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,200 We have one Strategy developed. 25 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,000 We need this strategy! 26 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,080 We have my strategy 27 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,160 implemented in negotiations at the highest level. 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,400 And it worked. 29 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,400 And so we all saved the day. 30 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,840 People will say that my contribution was crucial, 31 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,560 and that everything is thanks to me, 32 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:02,520 But I would like to emphasize here that we did it together. 33 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,280 As a European. 34 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,560 And for me... 35 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,640 Sorry. 36 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,720 Sorry, it's been a long night. 37 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,880 And for me that is the most important thing. 38 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,360 I'm not a hero. 39 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,480 We are all heroes. 40 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,280 Thanks. 41 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:46,120 So, that was Valentine Cantel, who told us the secret, 42 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:50,120 that is behind the unexpected outcome of the European summit. 43 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,800 She stole our victory from us. 44 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,640 Such a mess. 45 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,680 What a talent. 46 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,640 This is probably a misunderstanding. 47 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,760 No, she's just doing this to... 48 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,080 Maybe it's part of a bigger plan, 49 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,840 to make things better. 50 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,773 THE EUROPEAN CENTIPEDE 51 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,240 Somehow? Or? 52 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,600 - No. - I'm not a heroine. 53 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,080 - No! - We are all heroes. 54 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,360 Thanks. 55 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,920 So, that was Valentine Cantel, who told us the secret... 56 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,200 No! 57 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,280 No! Forgiveness. 58 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,560 No. 59 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,800 No no no! 60 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,880 Gesine, wait. It's not over yet. We can launch a counterattack. 61 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Samy. She was there first. She won. 62 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,120 - Leave it alone. - No, but... 63 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,440 Sven. You can't give up. Not now. Right? 64 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,360 Of course not. I won't give up. 65 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,600 We saved the summit and the paragraphs of the climate package declaration. 66 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,360 If the international Community sees 67 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,000 that, it becomes one Trigger a 68 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,240 shockwave: “If Europe agrees on climate, why not us too?” 69 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,400 At the next climate conference, the Americans will 70 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,840 abandon oil and the Chinese will then abandon coal. 71 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,360 We will manage that Respect the 72 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,400 two-degree limit and the planet will be saved! 73 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,720 Valentine says it's her doing! 74 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,560 Samy, that doesn't matter. 75 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:39,000 What really matters is that you and I and our grandchildren 76 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,120 have a life on this beautiful island Mother Earth can have. 77 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,080 Love... 78 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,600 She stole their victory. This is disgusting. 79 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,600 Samy and his colleagues save Europe, and she reaps the rewards. 80 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,600 This is totally unfair! 81 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,600 I have to listen to NATO. 82 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:24,400 Ladies and gentlemen, This marks the end of a European Council 83 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:29,500 that was intense, but showed convergence that, in my opinion, also... 84 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:32,600 The summit was very intense and productive 85 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,000 It ends with a very good... 86 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,600 The Member States of the Union have shown unity and solidarity. 87 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:43,900 The determination was great. The message to 88 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,200 Europeans is: The European Union is robust, solid, enduring... 89 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,920 Great peak, isn't it? 90 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,560 - See you Tuesday at COREPER. - Yes, see you Tuesday, Roland. 91 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,360 So what is that? 92 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,200 Where is my stupid jacket? 93 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,120 Miguel. 94 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,720 -Miguel! - Yes, what is it? 95 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,520 - Prepare a communication plan. - What kind? 96 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,160 To say that I saved Europe. 97 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,800 Oh yes? I thought... 98 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,200 Carmen explained it to me. This is brilliant. 99 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,000 I'm going to the press you beat the drum. 100 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,000 - You saved Europe? - No. 101 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,040 But the main thing is it is saved. 102 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,400 Someone has to Reap laurels for it. 103 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,440 - Understood. - And who do Carmen and Samy work for? 104 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,720 For me. So I am also her inspiration. 105 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,040 Naturally. 106 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,960 I wasn't in the picture but I didn't stop her. 107 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,520 That's quite a lot. 108 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,400 We are not giving up on this coup because of a petty dispute. 109 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,920 Europe has something Deserves better, Miguel. 110 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,400 Get to work. 111 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,040 Valentine, wait She! Valentine! 112 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,960 It's like, I forgot something... 113 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,680 Don't run so fast! 114 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,320 Valentine! Valentine! 115 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,840 - You saved Europe? - No. 116 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,880 But the main thing is it is saved. 117 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,360 Someone has to Reap laurels for it. 118 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,880 - Understood. - And who do Carmen and Samy work for? 119 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,960 - For me. - Now it's her turn. 120 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,800 Now it's her turn! 121 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,720 Now it's your turn, Old one. It's your turn! 122 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,080 - Samy? - Hello, Magda. I have proof. 123 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,960 - Proofs? For what? - For lying. 124 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,320 Listen, I have a recording. She's an imposter. 125 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:25,960 - You're drunk? - No. 126 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,680 - Breathe. You're having a panic attack. - Magda... 127 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,480 - Magda, I swear to God... - Samy? 128 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,400 Michel? 129 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,480 - What are you doing here? - I just want to go on the tour. 130 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,879 The tour? 131 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,040 - Sure, of course! - In Parliament? 132 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,760 I'm retired now. I've wanted to do this for a long time. 133 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,120 But everyone would have made fun of it. You know them. 134 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,280 - Now I can ask all the questions. - Yes, that is... 135 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:55,400 For example, did you know that the Council of Europe and the... 136 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,320 ...the Council of the European Union... Yes, I know. 137 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,920 - You know that. - Samy! 138 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,280 And what about you? Well done. 139 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,160 - Well done? - Your friend saved Europe. 140 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,560 The young Cantel. There is no other topic anymore. 141 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,200 She didn't do anything. I have proof. 142 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,560 We did all of that. 143 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,960 - Actually? - Yes. 144 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,280 - Devil too. - I'm uncovering the truth. 145 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,280 - Everyone finds out that she lied. - Oh right. 146 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,400 - What a shame. - What? 147 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,080 It's a shame because it's a beautiful story. 148 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,640 A young woman who brings everyone to the table with good will. 149 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,480 For once, everyone understood that. 150 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,760 You just wanted to believe it. 151 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:45,280 Well, I have nothing to do with that anymore. 152 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,120 I trust you. 153 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,520 I have to get back to my group. 154 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,160 Samy. 155 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,760 Samy? What's up? 156 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,880 I'm hanging up now. 157 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,440 I think your friend is burnt out. 158 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,000 Yes, that makes sense. 159 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,600 SIX MONTHS LATER 160 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,600 VALENTINE CANTEL BECOMES PRESIDENT OF THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION 161 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,000 Mrs. Saru, the new one Commissioner is here. 162 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,920 Commissioner. Welcome. 163 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,880 Thanks. Oh man, it's nice to be here! 164 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,480 I... Oh yes, gladly, thank you very much. 165 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,600 Oh God, we're going to do so many great things together. 166 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,680 I have a lot of projects. 167 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,400 We need to address the new carbon offset regulation. 168 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,720 And we have to Restart renaturation initiative. 169 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:20,400 My report on marine biodiversity and sustainable fisheries... 170 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:24,960 I have 149 projects, and that means: work! 171 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,000 Work, work! 172 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,880 Good day. 173 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,480 Wait a moment. Does that mean he will be Belgian? 174 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:50,840 Oh yes. And also French, because of the headquarters in Strasbourg. 175 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,280 Have you thought about names? 176 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,120 Alcide. 177 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,520 Like Alcide de Gasperi, one of the founding fathers of Europe. 178 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,080 - Beautiful, right? - It sounds like a yogurt. 179 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,080 Or Konrad? How Konrad Adenauer? 180 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,920 - Really? - Do you think Konrad or Alcide are better? 181 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,240 He has to take after a founding father of Europe? 182 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,480 No, but we met here. It's part of our history. 183 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,680 I'd better take care of the name. 184 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,520 Okay, agreed. 185 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,920 How about Paul-Henri? Like Paul-Henri Spaak? 186 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,960 - What? - Paul-Henri. 187 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,960 - Keep your mouth shut. - Not? 188 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,720 - Madam President? - Yes. 189 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,480 After the speech there will be a press conference. 190 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,360 I wanted to go over the guest list with you. 191 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,240 Madam President of the Commission. 192 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,600 - Welcome. - Thank you. 193 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,720 Mr President of Parliament. 194 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,600 - Oh, there he is. Always nearby. - Madam President of the Commission. 195 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,400 I beg you... 196 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,480 Samy, you can just call me president. 197 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,280 The people's representatives can Can't wait for your speech. 198 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,720 They really want them Meet the savior of Europe. 199 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,320 This has to end now. 200 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,440 We did this together. 201 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:27,280 People don't want to understand it. This is really amazing. 202 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,280 Okay, come on. 203 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,160 - Can you tell I'm annoyed? - Not at all. 204 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,840 That's good. 205 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,200 The founding mothers and fathers of Europe 206 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,560 have something powerful 207 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,840 from the rubble and the Creating Ashes of the World Wars: 208 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,720 Peace. 209 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:55,560 Peace among Europeans is the Union's greatest achievement. 210 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:01,120 Peace is the meaning and Purpose of our Union. 211 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:07,840 It therefore appears like a contradiction to say this out loud, 212 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,320 but we must now be prepared for war together. 213 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,400 This is the only way we can keep the peace. 214 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,440 - This must be weird for you. - What? 215 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,480 Seeing you on top of the world. 216 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,520 After everything you've done. 217 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,920 Let's help Ukraine win the war against Russia... 218 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:34,120 No, not actually. She may not be the hero Europe 219 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,760 deserves, but she is the hero that Europe needs. 220 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:42,000 The city needs a white one Knight. Even if that is pure myth. 221 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,240 If the USA abandons us... 222 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,640 She's Harvey Dent, and I am Batman. 223 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,600 - What? -Batman. 224 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,280 - I'm Batman. - I don't watch cartoons. 225 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,080 Batman? You don't know Batman? 226 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,440 Is that the one with the red one? Costume that climbs buildings? 227 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,000 No, that's Spiderman. 228 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,040 We report from the European Parliament 229 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,960 on Valentine Cantel's first speech to MEPs. 230 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,480 Hello, dear followers. 231 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,680 Valentine Cantel is the new one President of the European 232 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,360 Commission and will steer the ship for the next five years. 233 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,160 It's good that Ms. Cantel knows her way around large ships. 234 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,720 As commissioner, she launched the zero-carbon container ship project. 235 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,720 Let's hope she learns to read the stars and weather the storms. 236 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,800 Exactly, because it's different 237 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,760 whether you're in the dry Office 238 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,000 thinks up a ship, or whether you are 239 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,640 out there yourself, on the big ship Europe. 240 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,400 - I took the analogy too far. - Yes. 241 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,360 I'm sorry. I threw you for a loop. 242 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,200 - It's all ok. - You were just about to say something. 243 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,500 You watch during the break Programs about European politics? 244 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,380 I find them funny. 245 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,880 We could find out whether the EU is 246 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,840 a cruise ship as the Germans see it, 247 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,760 or a warship, as the French hope. 248 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,400 They laugh at their institutions. How pathetic. 249 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,000 And that's it for today. Thank you, dear followers. 250 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,400 We hope you enjoy our show about EU politics, 251 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,280 as bizarre as that may sound. 252 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,360 And as the Italians say: 253 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,160 And the ship sets off! 254 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,600 Dostoyevsky's characters stumble from one emergency situation to the next: 255 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,840 Tanja dies, a building is on fire, 256 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,080 a man drowns in the Neva. 257 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,400 And yet increases in the worst emergency situation 258 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,520 inside these figures 259 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,760 raises an even more pressing question. 260 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,320 A metaphysical question 261 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,280 the whole of her would require attention, 262 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,119 but, and here lies the crux of the matter, 263 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:09,160 they don't know exactly what question is that? 264 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:16,280 The builders of the European Unity are like Dostoyevsky's characters. 265 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,280 Crisis follows in Europe Crisis and emergency after emergency. 266 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,920 But despite the migration crisis, 267 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:28,800 the difficulties of the euro and the unstable rule of law 268 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,280 Europeans sense that a 269 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,640 more urgent, deeper 270 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,560 question is pressing their way. 271 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,440 What is Europe? 272 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,400 What are we all trying to achieve together? 273 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,640 I retreated for months to 274 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,160 find answers to this question. 275 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:56,840 Now I must humbly admit my failure. 276 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,600 My efforts didn't pay off. 277 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,680 Hello, how are you? 278 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,640 You just run away without leaving an address? 279 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,680 Hey! Yes, it's me. 280 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,040 Carmen told me where I was You find. She sends her regards. 281 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,480 It's nice here. 282 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,400 It is extremely quiet. 283 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,720 What is that? 284 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,800 Another book about the theory of Europe? 285 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,560 I'm sick of the joke centipede. Do you know him? 286 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,720 A centipede hits an ant. 287 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,480 She sees him coming and asks, 288 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,160 "How can you walk with all these legs?" 289 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,200 And the centipede was never able to walk again after that. 290 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,920 You could do that Preface the book as a motto. 291 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,520 As a contrast to all the quotes from Cicero or whoever. 292 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,000 Do you know that I saved Europe? 293 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,520 Nobody believes me, but it's true. 294 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,560 I'm not here to To tell you this, but... 295 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,160 I'll tell you anyway. 296 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,600 We're meeting for the first time Outside Parliament. 297 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,680 I will have to write a business trip report. 298 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,440 I made up an excuse but it's a bit weak. 299 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,160 Help me?