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Then it's the Germans' turn.

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We let the ambassador
say disparagingly

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that they are counting
too much on Russian gas.

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No problem, he's French.

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The “h” in counting is missing.

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In the second paragraph.

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- Yeah, okay.
 - Yes.

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He is called nuclear
power Make the transition.

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We'll find something Better
than the nuclear question.

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I already told you that 
in English you can't

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have a sentence with a 
preposition ended, right?

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Okay, I won't put up with
that kind of humiliation.

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"This is the kind of humiliation
that I won't put up with."

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I know this sounds
strange, but...

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- What are you doing?
 - I'm becoming independent.

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OK, Gibraltar.

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Wait a minute.  What's up?

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I just want to help you.

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- We are a team.
 - No.

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I do the planning Administration
and prepare the interviews.

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But your face is all over
it. Really everywhere.

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I admit that I am in
more of the spotlight.

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But I really appreciate
your contribution.

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And I value our... friendship.

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What city did I grow up in?

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Rather not. I have difficulty
with the names of Polish cities.

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My coach tells me
to trust my abilities.

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- Your what?
 - My life coach.

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Of course, that's the only
thing that a coach can say.

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He doesn't say, "You have
little Talent and charisma."

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So that's what you think?
That I have little charisma?

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No.

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I understand you. We
distribute tasks more fairly.

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I'm ready to improve myself.

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- Okay.
 - So...

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You could do a podcast about
that Do production of this podcast.

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Call it “learning.”
"You know Rose".

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You could our Use
equipment and microphones.

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Where do you want to
go? Magda. Seriously now?

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You can't last ten
minutes out there alone.

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Logically, an authority is
not as good as an office.

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Samy, wake up!
Are you a beginner?

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That's typical for Brussels.

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Commissioner instead of director, coordinating
instead of directing: everything is covered up.

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I don't know French.

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Even. Exactly. That's how it is.

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Valentine again. She's
guaranteed to fire me.

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All right, go with dignity.

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Yes, Valentine.  Hear
 You, it wasn't me.

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The Slovenian Sherpa insisted.

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I'm resigning and
running the new agency.

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What?

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This is how I move away from
Brussels and can act freely.

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I'm expanding that area of
​​responsibility and take action.

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Eco-taxes
 Private jets, fines for coal.

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For Germany and I am an
enemy of the Polish state.

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The rest will love me. I
embody a fair Europe.

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Order and ecology: I am completely

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redefining the gap
between right and left.

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I am the only solution for the
presidency of the EU Commission.

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Zubravski joins NATO, and Schlotenberg

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to the ECB to
reassure the coal states.

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I do a term and then
demand more powers.

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Okay, great, but what
do we do with Parliament?

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It must be the seat of
the Agency approval.

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The Parliament? Since
when has this been a problem?

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I know how to talk to them.

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I'm lying to them. This
will be my masterpiece.

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History looks at us. The
climate emergency is here.

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The sixth species extinction
is looming. We must act now.

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Of course nothing works
without the important

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one Contribution from
the European Parliament.

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It is the voice of the people.

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Oh yes, that's it.

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I suggest that we draw up
an initial schedule immediately.

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- To make it concrete.
 - Specifically.

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The review by the responsible

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committees takes three to six months.

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An additional two months are
added for any changes to the text.

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A few weeks of negotiations
in the various political groups

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and with the committee Regions
so as not to upset anyone.

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With the statements from
the committees, the vote and

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the plenary session, it is
four months, so a total of 23.5.

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I round to Security set to 24.

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We would then be ready
for a bilateral conversation...

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in February 2027.

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- Mid-February.
 - This is a misunderstanding.

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The European Council is
waiting. I need the statement today.

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Oh dear. We don't want to
miss our rendezvous with history.

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Such a crap.

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Okay, we can do without them
Decisions made by committees.

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In the emergency
procedure under Article 163.

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- This saves us a lot of time.
 - Perfect.

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No, not at all.

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- Why?
 - The translations.

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- What about it?
 - It doesn't work without it.

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According to the
contracts in 24 languages.

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And that is at least ten
working days, no less.

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We are the voice of the people,
but the people also speak Maltese.

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You can't do anything
with these people.

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I'll be in the
 private sector land.

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And if I can come back
here, I'm too old. Or too rich.

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How did you treat her?

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- Were you bossy?
 - No.

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Sweet as sugar. I have said, that
they are the voice of the people.

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They were satisfied.
A Guy supported me...

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A guy?  Which type?

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One with a bald head.  Frenchman.

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- But nice.
 - Bald?

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Yes.  Do you know him?

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Maybe, but he's not nice.

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Yes, he was totally accommodating
to me. He really wanted to help.

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He was sorry.

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No, that doesn't fit at all.

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But.  It's Gilles.

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That was Gilles. OK.

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Yes, what is it?
He's nice, this Gilles.

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No, he just wants
to avoid extra work.

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He plays on Thursdays
Badminton and leaves early.

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Go with that Ear
studs in the ear back.

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OK.

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Yes, okay.

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- I'm not holding back.
 - I ask for it.

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Good afternoon, Mr. Ambassador.
Thank you for coming today.

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My first question
for you concerns...

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the energy market.

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- Yes?
 - Yes.

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What do you think about that?

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In the current context?

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- Difficult question.
 - Yes, it could be.

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Well, we obviously
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is more stability in
electricity prices and

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that the process becomes faster without

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established mechanisms
being overtaken in the short term.

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- I'm talking about nuclear power.
 - Naturally.

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Nuclear power is that
Favorite of the French, right?

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Unrealistic Safety
measures are imposed on

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investments in nuclear power in order to be
considered “sustainable.”

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 I ​​don't have to tell you that ACER
provides non-binding guidelines

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for the implementation of REMIT.

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- Remit?
 - Yes.  ACER, REMIT, you know.

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Yes, I know that for sure.

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I think the acronyms just
mean something different.

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- ACER...
 - In English, because of...

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ACER, the Agency for the
Cooperation of Energy Regulators.

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- What is that?
 - Is something wrong?

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No, everything is perfect.

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It's... Yes.

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There is a technical problem.

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Macchiato. That's Japanese.

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Gilles!

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The resolutions
in favor of Ukraine

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had immediate and
limited translations.

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We could do this
 Use procedures.

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I would have suggested that
immediately if it were possible.

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But that was an exception
Connection with Article 257.

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But he's just in
Applicable during wartime.

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Oh no, there is no Article 257.

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There is no article
 257. You're bluffing.

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Well, I...

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I invented this at the
request of my MPs.

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You need time to think.

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- You never make decisions
under time pressure.

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 - Which deputies?

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- What?
 - I cannot reveal their names.

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- Karlovic has been dead for two years.
 - Karlovic?

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Yes, Karlovic, among others.

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She's dead. They're lying.

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Dead?  How did that happen?

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It is not appropriate to speak
on behalf of your MPs, Gilles.

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Well, it's not appropriate to
speak on behalf of your MPs, Gilles.

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How do we do this now with
the parliamentary mission?

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- Parliamentary mission?
 - No authority, no package.

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The council wants detailed
explanations next week.

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- Next week is...
 - A green week?

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I don't want to deprive
you of your vacation.

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That can definitely
wait until mid-July.

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And the mission's report must
be available by the end of August.

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The plenum agrees
 Fall on the resolution.

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I am calling an emergency
meeting with the relevant committee.

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Red alert.

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Perfect.

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- Ms. Lagarde, thank you for the interview.
 - Very much.

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Did you actually know that some

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social media Communities try to 
understand the ECB's policies

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based on the
 Predict the color of your clothes?

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Did they have success
with this new method?

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- I'm not sure.
 - It's an improvement.

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The ECB used to consist
of Men in gray suits.

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Wow, she really looks different.

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The American one
 Accent is ridiculous.

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It's totally relaxed and friendly.
And not journalistic at all.

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- Yes, exactly.
 - Yes, she is...

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In the comments everyone says it's

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so refreshing and
new and positive.

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- What does that even mean?
 - Yes, that is...

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That's so...

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- Misogynistic?
 - Yes, thanks.

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You should ask the
representatives of the delegations

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whether you can organize a
blockade or something like that.

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Okay, and how am I
supposed to justify this?

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You should just distance
yourself from their method.

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- Out of solidarity.
 - Solidarity with...

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- With me.
 - Yes, sure.

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- Solidarity with me.
 - Of course, I was just...

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Oh, this is Valentine.

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Hello?  Yes,
Valentine, how are you?

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- Do you talk to her about it?
 - Yes... I'll come right away.

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I'll get in touch.
We'll find a solution.

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- Yes... Yes, Valentine.
 - I do not want that.

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I'm coming. See
you soon. In order.

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Is that really an
appropriate name?

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The reference to that
FBI, an organization

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which is known for
Violating data protection rights...

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At this stage the
name is secondary.

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Well, I had an idea.

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I thought we could
call it SEASTERS.

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SEA STERS.

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A play on words.

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- Perhaps...
- Let's discuss the name later.

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Yes and...

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"We prevent Earth Xit."
How about that as a slogan?

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Of course, all clear. Is noted.

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So, today our top priority is,

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that you suggest a location
for the headquarters.

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This is how we show
that everyone is on board.

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I have suggestions.

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I thought of Barcelona,

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Florence

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or Marseilles.

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Are there preferences?

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I think it would only be fair

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when he is in
Central Europe would be located.

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To create a balance.

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Okay, so Athens, for example?

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Kaunas.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Kaunas.

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The city of Kaunas in Lithuania.
She is perfect. Big enough.

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In a Baltic
 State.  On the North Sea.

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It can't be done on anyone
 Kaunas case.

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- Kaunas sounds perfect to me.
 - I said no.

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I will not be the head of
an agency based in Kaunas.

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- That won't happen.
 - Something in the middle as a compromise?

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I suggest Innsbruck.

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Innsbruck is also good for me.

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It's not even by the sea.

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Neither does Florence.

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Then maybe I have a solution.

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We set up two headquarters,

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one in the east and one
in the west, and rotate.

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Just like we do in Parliament
between Strasbourg and Brussels do.

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Everyone likes that.

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Valentine, you hear mine
Voice, nothing but my voice.

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Think of the Elysée Palace.

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Think about the white ones
Steps of the Elysée Palace.

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Find a compromise.
There's no shame in that.

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Okay, if I say so If I don't get the

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authority, I'll stay Commissioner.

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I currently have this
suggestion on my desk.

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This is about the approval of offshore

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wind farms in marine
protected areas.

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Many would
 Make people happy.

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No, we can do that
 Don't do it.

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I thought renewable
Energies would be our priority?

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Biodiverse...

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Biodiversity is also important,
even extremely important.

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Yes...

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If you give me my
 give authority...

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you don't need to
worry about it anymore.

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Don't call them FBI.  Please.

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Okay, let's see.

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Valentine, I like your style,

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but it doesn't work for me.

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We can do the global
 We can only combat warming

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if we
 Increase household spending.

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Secure.  Do that.

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- We are developing a budget framework.
 - Good.

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Then we can
 Give Italians more money.

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We trust the Italians.

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They are our partners.

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There will be money
out be community bonds.

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Without compensation,
 without control.

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Billions upon billions.

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To Italy, Spain,
 Greece...

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No!  Jesus Christ.
 Don't do that.

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I'll sign everything for you.

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So, just to be clear, I never had

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any Problems with this authority.

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It's a nice project.

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- Very personable.
 - That's nice.

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So...

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It was a pleasure to be with
To shape Europe for you.

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Thank you.

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- What is that?
 - The consent of Parliament.

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To establish an authority
against environmental crimes.

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- Congratulations.
 - Yes.

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No parliament has moved so quickly since

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the transfer of power to
Marshal Pétain in 1940.

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- You are very resourceful, Samy.
 - Yes, thanks.

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Parliament has spoken.

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Now the council must take
action. The Germans are in a bind.

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Especially because they constantly
praise parliamentary democracy.

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Clear.

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Good...

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We just need to appoint
someone from the East to lead it.

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What?

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No, Valentine will Take over
management of the authority.

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- This is your project.
 - We never talked about that.

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- This won't go through.
 - With the Germans?

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Maybe, but with them
Certainly not French.

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She is French.

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Even. This weakens us in the race
for the presidency of the Eurogroup.

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No, we should use
someone from the

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East, ideally one Estonians or Bulgarians.

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Anyone who eats cabbage,
then we'll have peace on that front.

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- Do you have a suggestion?
 - I?

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Maybe you're a little too young.

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No, I'm just kidding.

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But it's time
 Take initiative, my boy.

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Nominate a candidate
who is not too annoying

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and nice and sit down Head of the Cabinet.

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At your age, that's
a great achievement.

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- I can't do that to Valentine.
 - Your decision.

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“The last guardian
of the green laws”?

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“The Green Advisor”?

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No, I can do that Don't
do that to Valentine.

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I hire Félix as an assistant.

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"Félix, what kind of latte is that?
Where is the heart on the foam?"

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I will become the man
that no one can pass by.

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"Félix, come here.

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The shoelaces.
 The shoelaces."

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"Hello, Samy. Can I speak
to you for a moment?"

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"No time. I whisper in
the ears of the powerful."

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Hey, Samy.  Hello.

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Valentine needs me as Secretary
General at the Elysée Palace.

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I hesitate a little,
 I have a job.

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We reconcile Blessings
of France, and hop!

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Secretary of State.

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Special Advisor.  Minister.

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- Yes, Samy?
 - Did you know I'm coming back?

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No, I heard you talking
to yourself in the hallway.

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OK. I have a Slovenian for
She. Isn’t Slovenia in the east?

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For me it is
 Germany in the East.

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Here is the connection from
Samy, aka Sharky O'Neal.

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I'll be available
again at some point.

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Until then, leave a
message in a bottle.

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Yes, Samy, I'm a little worried.

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How are you doing?
 Okay, call me back.

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Call me back.  Kisses.

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Asshole.