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We noticed abnormal activity
on your credit card,
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so we need you to confirm or deny
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- some of the recent charges.
- Okay, thank you.
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$20 to Netflix.
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- $20 to Blockbuster Online.
- Both?
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I needed all 11 discs
of gossip girl at the same time.
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$120 in tuition
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to Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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They give you a little wand
and a diploma, it's fun.
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- What'd you major in?
- Potions.
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I'm gonna take you off speakerphone.
Go ahead.
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Jessica Simpson
clip-in hair extensions.
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I wore those once.
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It was a money-back guarantee,
but I forgot to return them.
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Man-Pillow,
the pillow shaped like a man.
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Also something called
"bucket of cake".
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You know what?
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I think someone stole my credit card
so cancel it.
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Do you wanna hear
what else they purchased?
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Don't refund anything.
Just cancel the credit card
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and we'll all go on with our lives.
Thank you.
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So...
What does a man-pillow look like?
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Daniel Craig.
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It's for my lower back.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Episode 206
Kaboom
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albator1932
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Lestat78
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My name is Keith,
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and I am your friend.
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Are you guys my friends?
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All right.
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Awesome!
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It is playground time!
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We're here in Eagletown,
it's two towns over.
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And we're all volunteering
for Kaboom!
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A service organization that says
it builds a playground in a day.
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High five.
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I never trust anything that quickly.
That's why I don't eat minute rice.
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So this whole
build-a-playground-in-a-day thing,
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- That's just a slogan.
- Nope
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One day, 24 hours.
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That is so incredible.
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I work in parks, and I know
how hard it is to get something done.
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Not if you have the kaboom spirit.
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You can look at a problem
and you can either go
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"This is a problem",
or you can kaboom!
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Blow it up
and turn it into something great.
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You literally kaboom the problem.
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Come on, people!
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I see more ground than playground.
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- Kaboom!
- Don't do that.
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One, two, three.
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This is tough.
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But think of all the kids
that will swing on this swing.
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Fat kids, skinny kids,
brainiacs, sluts,
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the gay drama kids, goths, jocks,
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the alternative crowd.
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- What are you doing here?
- I'm volunteering.
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I love to volunteer.
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The key to volunteering?
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A lot of pockets.
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For putting all the food in.
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The red cross has amazing cookies.
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I go there all the time.
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Meals on wheels was a bonanza.
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Suicide hotline,
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surprisingly lame spread.
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Thought I'd give back
to those less fortunate than myself.
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- You live in a pit.
- Not anymore.
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Living with the drummer of my band.
Living indoors.
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Pretty cool.
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Not to brag.
Kinda hard not to.
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Anyhow, gotta go.
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Me and an old Asian lady
are double-teaming some monkey bars, so.
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I got a remote control
and I'm controlling you.
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Go faster!
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"Go faster, Ron's the master."
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You have been officially kaboomed.
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Look at you two and your big kaboom!
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Great job!
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I got gifts.
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There you go for you.
And one more for you.
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So you guys gonna join us tomorrow
in Muncie?
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No, I wish,
but back to the real world.
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At least you guys will be
kabooming somewhere.
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Remember...
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Take a man kabooming,
he kabooms for a day.
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But you teach a man how to kaboom...
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Kaboom! Kaboom!
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I'm so pumped!
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God, I could take on the world.
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I could prep, like,
1,000 diagnostic tests.
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- In an hour!
- That's the spirit.
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There it is, the pit.
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There's something
I wish I could kaboom.
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Well, we are.
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It's just a slow boom.
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A slower, more deliberate kaboom.
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Totally.
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See you tomorrow.
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You know what this mess is?
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This is a list of things
we have to complete
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before we fill in
the pit behind Ann's house.
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You know what this is?
This is a kaboomer.
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Jerry, did you use
permanent marker again?
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I'm sorry, guys...
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Forget it.
Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.
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And this is clean.
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How do we speed up the process?
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How do we kaboom it?
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Rules, codes, permits, red tape,
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I never realized how frustrating it is
to be in the government.
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In my next life,
I'm going into private industry.
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Maybe strip mining.
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Everybody take out
their thinking caps.
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And rip them up.
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Then take out your doing caps,
'Cause we're gonna do something today.
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I have a couple in my wallet.
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- That's what I call condoms.
- Come on, Tom. Focus.
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How do we cut through the red tape?
How do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?
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We need to cut through the red tape
and get the pit filled in.
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Good.
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Everybody else needs to participate.
Come on, guys.
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These suggestions
aren't gonna suggest themselves.
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This idea better be good.
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- I support you.
- Good.
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You could petition to expedite
the architectural review board process.
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Mark, buddy...
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You're not listening to me.
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I want to kaboom it.
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- Can I talk to you outside?
- Sure.
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Mark's gonna help me,
so thanks for nothing.
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Good job, Ann.
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So you really wanna get
this pit filled in?
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- And we'll do whatever it takes?
- I am so sick of moving like a slug.
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I wanna move like a cheetah.
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Or a slug driving
a remote controlled car.
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Something more plausible than that,
but fast.
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- Would you break the rules?
- I won't murder.
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That's good to know.
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But it's actually very simple.
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If you wanna fill in the pit,
just go fill it in.
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Don't ask for permission,
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ask for forgiveness.
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I like that.
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So who gives me the go ahead
to not ask for permission,
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because...
Is it Ron?
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It's nobody.
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It's you.
You have to be bold.
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You wanna get the pit filled in?
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Then go rent a bulldozer
and fill in the freaking pit.
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What's up?
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Say you had a friend who wanted to do
something good, but a little risky,
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and she was kind of nervous.
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And this friend is me.
What should I do?
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You should do it.
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And ask your friend to help you
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because your friend
totally has your back.
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- And that friend is me.
- You'll help me?
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Of course, I'll do anything I can
to help.
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Let's do it!
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What are we doing?
Is it dangerous?
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We're not gonna murder anyone.
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It was crazy.
I didn't get a single permit.
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Nobody stamped anything,
all I did was order a backhoe,
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and it came with a guy who runs it.
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I've never rented a guy before.
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Wish I knew about that during prom.
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There was a girl at my prom
who was known as the backhoe.
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Mary Dunbar,
she'd let anyone massage her back.
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I'm so excited we're doing this!
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And without permission.
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We're giving ourselves permission.
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Look!
I had these hard hats made.
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Check it out..."kick ass".
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I'll take that one.
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Oh, my God!
Ann, this is so cool!
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Do you feel giddy?
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I'm so proud of us.
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Ms. Montegue, you ready?
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I didn't wanna tell him
my real name, you know?
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First speech, easy...
important moment here.
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We are about to fill this hole now.
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Not with dirt,
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but with the courage
of a thousand lions.
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And the solemn memory
of all of our friends
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who have fallen in this cursed hole.
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Dump it!
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What the ***?
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I'm okay.
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That beeping was sure annoying,
but this is even more annoying.
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I'll handle this.
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The monitor is not a toy, Andy.
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Anything is a toy
if you play with it.
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Chalk that up to your concussion.
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Well, the good news
is your cat scan's clear.
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Cool.
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Andy, I'm really happy you're okay.
Leslie was worried too.
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We should've checked before
to see if you were... home.
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I moved out. I had to go back
'cause I forgot my headphones.
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And I layed down
on this really comfy tarp
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I saw an old cereal box
I hadn't read before,
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so I must've drifted off.
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Next thing you know...
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Dirt.
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Scoot up for one sec.
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And back down.
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There you go.
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That is perfect.
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It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
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This is awesome.
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Ann and Andy, just like old times.
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The pit works in mysterious ways.
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I'm sorry about Andy,
but I'm not sorry about what I did.
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What's my crime?
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I got bold?
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And a little negligent?
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My office, now!
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- Can I smoke in here?
- You don't smoke.
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Just asking if I can.
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Are you high?
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I'm high on kaboom!
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Don't ask for permission,
ask for forgiveness.
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That's right, you never did
ask me for permission, did you?
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I'm sorry to burst your ka-bubble,
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but I just had my ass ka-handed
to me by the city manager,
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and now this entire
department is ka-screwed.
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Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry.
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What the ka-*** were you thinking?
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I would prefer that
she ask me for my permission
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so I can say no.
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I like saying no.
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It lowers their enthusiasm.
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So I brought you some clean clothes
that I found at my house.
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My God, my sexy sweater!
It has a hole cut out over the bicep.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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No, a-cakes, seriously.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What do you... what do you
think is happening right now?
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A tragic accident...
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reignited feelings
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you thought were long dead
and we are finally back together.
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Andy...
we're not back together.
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You know that
I'm kind of with Mark now.
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God, is that still happening?
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I don't get it.
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- What does he have that I don't have?
- Are you serious?
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Everything.
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He has literally everything
that you don't have:
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a job, a car,
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a steady income,
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an address,
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a second pair of shoes,
table manners,
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the ability to say
"tampon" without giggling.
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00:12:01,726 --> 00:12:04,197
Mark has his life together.
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I'll get you a different nurse.
261
00:12:12,526 --> 00:12:14,252
It's awful what happened to Andy.
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00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,752
But sometimes when you make an omelet,
you gotta break a few eggs.
263
00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:20,314
What's the alternative,
no omelets at all?
264
00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,814
Who wants to live in
that kind of world?
265
00:12:22,944 --> 00:12:24,044
Maybe birds.
266
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,894
Then all their babies would live.
267
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:31,685
Hi, Scott Braddock, city attorney.
268
00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:36,044
- I didn't know that you were friends.
- I never met him.
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What I do know is that he could sue us
at the drop of a hat.
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00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,551
I mean, right now
he is the most dangerous man in Pawnee.
271
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,517
Is that all you lawyers think about?
272
00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:46,283
Lawsuits, and laws, and legalese?
273
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:48,725
You can relax.
274
00:12:49,128 --> 00:12:51,713
All I'm gonna do
is go in and just say,
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00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,083
"We're so sorry,
it's entirely our fault"...
276
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,161
You can't say any of that.
It admits liability.
277
00:12:57,286 --> 00:13:00,653
You can't say "I'm sorry",
or "I apologize." It implies guilt.
278
00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:04,365
That's insane, I have to apologize.
Andy was the victim...
279
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,617
- Can't say "victim".
- Of an unfortunate...
280
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,661
Can't say "unfortunate"
and "situation".
281
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,290
- I can't say the word "situation"?
- No, it implies there was a situation.
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00:13:13,365 --> 00:13:15,013
Can I give him the pig?
283
00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,045
Pig's fine.
284
00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:18,629
Hi, Andy.
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00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,193
Got this for you.
286
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,981
Hope you squeal better.
287
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,715
This is my friend, Scott.
288
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,942
Andy, I just wanted to say,
I am so, so, so...
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00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,652
filled... with emotions.
290
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:43,613
As any person would.
291
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,034
What?
292
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,827
No miming.
293
00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:53,831
- You were in the pit.
- We're not conceding that point.
294
00:13:54,649 --> 00:13:56,209
You were in a place...
295
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,753
we're both here now.
296
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,166
The government...
297
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:03,455
- We gotta go.
- What?
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00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:05,343
- Come on.
- Wendell Adams.
299
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,111
I'm Andrew's attorney.
300
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:11,009
- It's my only option...
- Andy, stop.
301
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,686
I've advised my client
not to speak with you.
302
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,686
He's suing the city of Pawnee.
303
00:14:16,015 --> 00:14:17,774
You're suing your home town?
304
00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:22,634
- Can we just talk about this?
- Leslie, no.
305
00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,917
- This is terrible.
- Don't say "terrible".
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00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,301
Don't look back.
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00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,299
Andy, it's Leslie.
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00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,980
Hello.
Andy, it's Leslie.
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00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:40,555
Psych!
Leave a message after the beep.
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00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,161
Andy, it's Leslie.
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00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:46,082
Look, what did you mean
when you said it's your only option?
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00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,792
I think we should talk.
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00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:49,461
Without lawyers present.
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00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:53,241
If you wanna meet, just put
a white chalk'x'on the mailbox
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00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:55,164
across the street from city hall.
316
00:14:55,818 --> 00:14:58,150
Or call me back...
just call me back.
317
00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:00,569
Why aren't you returning my calls?
318
00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:03,067
Is it because of your lawyer?
319
00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:06,351
Hey, Andy, it's your aunt.
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00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:08,684
Your mom or dad's sister.
321
00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,171
I don't know how to tell you this,
but...
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00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:14,315
your uncle has passed.
323
00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:17,168
He's with Jesus now.
324
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:21,519
So we're having a memorial
in 30 minutes
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00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,071
at city hall.
326
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:26,340
Hey, free guitars at city hall!
Everybody run!
327
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:29,518
Because of a local disaster,
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00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:30,643
you...
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00:15:30,856 --> 00:15:32,286
Andy Dwyer...
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00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:35,207
must go to the evacuation center
331
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:38,395
at Pawnee city hall...
332
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:42,982
That was weird.
333
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,332
How long have you been there?
334
00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:50,114
I promise that Andy
isn't suing just for the money.
335
00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:52,197
Leslie, the man lived in a pit.
336
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,671
He couldn't find a place to live
on the earth's surface,
337
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:56,229
so he went under the ground.
338
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:58,831
You're dealing with a grown man
who thinks like a gofer.
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00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:01,410
I feel like
if I could get past the lawyers,
340
00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:05,004
and find out what's really going on,
I could get him to drop the lawsuit.
341
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:13,721
Ann, is that you?
342
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,952
We need to talk somewhere private.
343
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,971
Baby, I'm back.
344
00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:22,485
Thank you so...
345
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,107
Why are you naked?
346
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,349
Because of what you said,
we're getting back together.
347
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:29,353
- No, we're not.
- Yes, we are.
348
00:16:29,478 --> 00:16:31,363
You should've heard
the sexy stuff she said.
349
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:34,418
I said "hey, Andy, it's Ann,
can we talk at my house?"
350
00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:37,317
That's not how you said it,
you were like, "Hey, Andy, it's Ann,
351
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:40,021
"can you talk at my house?"
352
00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:42,708
My God, you're such a baby.
Literally.
353
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,417
Big naked baby, put clothes on.
354
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,881
You know what?
I should've seen this coming.
355
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,902
Has he showed up naked before?
356
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,381
Anniversaries, birthdays, holidays.
357
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:56,222
- Good luck.
- Where are you...
358
00:16:57,456 --> 00:16:58,891
None of your clothes fit me,
359
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,584
so I'm putting an apron
over the front stuff.
360
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,185
Is she gone?
361
00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:07,566
What did you mean
when you said this was your only option?
362
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,680
Well, I'm completely broke.
363
00:17:09,934 --> 00:17:12,988
And my lawyer said it could be
worth upwards of $100,000.
364
00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:15,449
I can't believe that
you're suing for the money.
365
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,494
I want Ann back, and she said
she needs a guy with a lot of money.
366
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,205
- That doesn't sound like Ann.
- I can't really do her voice.
367
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,540
But she said she likes Mark
because he's a grown-up
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00:17:23,665 --> 00:17:25,770
with a bank account.
I put two and two together,
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00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:28,208
$100,000,
I can probably get a bank account.
370
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,799
Sometimes I think the right thing to do
is to not take shortcuts.
371
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,823
I tried to fill in the pit.
372
00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:35,427
That didn't work either.
373
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,018
Fine.
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00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:40,099
I'll get a job.
375
00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:41,892
Ann will respect that.
376
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,758
I can make six bucks a day
playing guitar in the street.
377
00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:48,010
- I can't make six bucks a day.
- Wait a second.
378
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,771
I know I just said
that shortcuts are bad,
379
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,725
but I kind of just thought
of an awesome shortcut.
380
00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:57,747
Mr. Dwyer, we're very happy
that you're dropping the suit.
381
00:17:57,872 --> 00:17:59,159
It's really terrific.
382
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,870
I have my conditions.
383
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:03,485
Never, I will not negotiate
with greedy street people.
384
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,960
Wait, Leslie, let's hear him out.
385
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,745
We planned this.
386
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:12,883
All right, what's it gonna take?
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00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:14,008
One...
388
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,993
I want that pit filled in, sir.
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00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,060
Is there a two?
390
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:28,634
A guaranteed starting spot
391
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,572
on the Indianapolis Colts...
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00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:33,694
inside linebacker.
393
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,674
We can't accomplish that.
394
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:39,160
I think that Andy seems like
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00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,519
he doesn't care so much
about the second one.
396
00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:47,112
And he would be fine
with us just filling in the pit.
397
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,255
What do you say, Scott?
398
00:18:50,924 --> 00:18:54,270
- Eventually, we're gonna fill it.
- Eventually?
399
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:57,753
I've already been
injured in that thing twice.
400
00:18:57,878 --> 00:19:01,096
And I can fall in ten more times
by "eventually".
401
00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:03,781
Every time I walk past that pit,
I'm forced to relive
402
00:19:03,906 --> 00:19:07,853
the most traumatic two separate days
of my life and wanna sue you again.
403
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,069
Well, I hate to say it,
404
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:16,972
but it really seems like Andy has us
over a barrel here, Scott.
405
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,416
This is really happening.
406
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,621
I can't believe it.
407
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,333
Usually in these situations
a person says "pinch me."
408
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,004
Is that Andy?
409
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,469
Just one of his conditions
for the settlement, I guess.
410
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:41,644
He settled?
411
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,074
Gave up $100,000 probably.
412
00:19:46,199 --> 00:19:47,536
Just for one thing.
413
00:19:48,401 --> 00:19:50,646
The city fill in the pit
behind your house.
414
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:51,994
Why?
415
00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:53,666
Who knows?
416
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,819
Who knows why that gopher
does what he does?
417
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,883
You always hated this pit!
418
00:20:03,454 --> 00:20:04,838
Good-bye, pit...
419
00:20:05,848 --> 00:20:07,162
hello, lot.
420
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,374
How does taking risks make me feel?
421
00:20:10,936 --> 00:20:11,936
Amazing.
422
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,127
Tingling sensation
throughout my whole body.
423
00:20:16,252 --> 00:20:17,569
I feel flushed.
424
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,256
My muscles feel relaxed,
yet I feel awake.
425
00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,463
Just waves of pleasure.
426
00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:29,251
I wish there was something physical
that can make me feel this way.
427
00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:32,379
You did it.
428
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,848
You thinking what I'm thinking?
429
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,281
- There's so much more to do.
- We're so close!
430
00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:41,259
I'm gonna call kaboom! And check on
their availability for next year.
431
00:20:41,384 --> 00:20:42,384
Great.
432
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,033
Information.
433
00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:47,188
Hi, I'd like the number for kaboom!
434
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,371
The national playground
building charity.
435
00:20:49,796 --> 00:20:51,408
I hope they can work us in.
436
00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:53,757
Sorry, there's no listing
for that name.
437
00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:55,448
What? Are you sure?
438
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:59,610
Kaboom! Is a word I made up.
It's not in any dictionary.
439
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:03,615
I trick people into building playgrounds
in empty lots in their neighborhood.
440
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,050
It's an elaborate prank.
441
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,609
For my next prank,
I'm gonna build a hospital
442
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,434
in a poor part of China.
443
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,268
They'll never see it coming!
444
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,771
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