1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:10,031 My heart beats fast When you're speaking 2 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:13,410 Your words cut me to pieces 3 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,871 Now we're what, wait, what? 4 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:20,750 My heart beats fast when you're speaking Your words... 5 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:23,003 - No. She did not say that? - What? 6 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,296 You told Morgan her relationship was moving fast, 7 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:27,215 and she said, "When you know, you know"? 8 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,925 Yeah, is that a weird thing to say? 9 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:32,345 Yes! I hate it when people say, "When you know, you know." 10 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,430 I think it's disgusting. 11 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,558 I'm not in love with how their relationship started, but I mean, 12 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,686 I can be open to people knowing when they know, right? 13 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,730 No. Sorry, you can't. 14 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,648 But we know we know about us. 15 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:48,069 Yeah, but we don't go around saying it, right? 16 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,275 It's like saying, um, 17 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,366 "I know something that you couldn't possibly know." 18 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,369 "I have something you couldn't possibly understand." 19 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,788 But between you and I, I do feel that way about us. 20 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:02,876 Of course, but we know better than to say it out loud. 21 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,711 Okay, exactly, except to each other. 22 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,832 That's right. 23 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,215 Can't believe I have to go wedding dress shopping with her today. 24 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,551 Could there be anything more insane? 25 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:15,430 Um, however you feel about this... is how I feel. 26 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,676 Correct. 27 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,137 Thank you. 28 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,856 Not gonna eat anything before you go? 29 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,484 Oh no. First day of a new job, I couldn't eat a thing. 30 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,695 - Mm. - Very, very, very excited about Ahava. 31 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,948 I feel like a progressive temple could be exactly what I need. 32 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,911 Maybe the way you know you know about us is the way you know you know about Ahava. 33 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:42,248 I'm hoping. I'm really hoping because this might be the perfect solution for me. 34 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,079 And by me, I mean us. 35 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:57,097 I mean, I don't love being the second non-Jewish rabbi's wife at that temple, 36 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,719 but I'll accept it. 37 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,096 Let's just hope she's not blonde. 38 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:08,066 I don't even think it's what Morgan wants. I think it's what Dr. Andy wants. 39 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,400 How do you know? 40 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:13,274 She's my sister. I can feel what she feels before she feels it. 41 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,318 Yeah, but what's your evidence? 42 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:17,654 Feelings are evidence. 43 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,994 - Don't worry, I have a plan. - Oy. 44 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:23,748 I am going to make her realize she doesn't know what she knows. 45 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,828 - Can I be the voice of reason here? - No. 46 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:32,627 Hey, have a great first "rabbi at the new temple" day. Mm. 47 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,760 Have a great "ruining wedding dress shopping" day. 48 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:36,678 I will. 49 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,764 My heart beats fast When you're speaking 50 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,892 Your words cut me to pieces 51 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:45,979 We like to keep things loose at Ahava. We don't like rules. 52 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,189 Religion should be expansive, not restrictive. 53 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,151 Exactly. Our congregation is religious, don't get me wrong. 54 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,194 We just kind of have a more modern approach. 55 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:56,322 Like, I don't drive on Shabbat, but if my mom's in the hospital, 56 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,950 I'm not walking to Pasadena to prove a point. Know what I mean? 57 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,911 I think rigidity doesn't bring you closer to God. 58 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,539 Know what brings you closer to God? Having an open heart. 59 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,707 Exactly. 60 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,501 We wanna open it up to as many people as possible, you know? 61 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,462 We want more Jews, not less. We're trying to put asses in seats. 62 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,673 And you don't do that by telling people 63 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,009 that they can't marry the hot blonde they met at Coachella. 64 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:16,926 Yeah. 65 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:21,139 Let me tell you a story about a little Jewish fellow 66 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,635 named Steven... 67 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:25,894 ...Spielberg. 68 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,687 - Here we go. Love this one. - Anyway... 69 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,605 Yeah. Love him. 70 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,232 When Steven Spielberg shows up to his film sets, he has no plan. 71 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,651 He has no shot list. He hasn't gone over it with the actors. 72 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:37,071 He just likes to get there, see what unfolds. 73 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,991 That's what we're like. We're like Spielberg. 74 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,701 - No plan. - No plan. 75 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,161 He's actually a congregant here. 76 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,787 - He's building a new wing. - Really? 77 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,956 Building a whole new thing. The Spielberg Wing. 78 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,375 - Gonna be right there. It's pretty cool. - My gosh. 79 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,878 You don't have to wear the kippah if you don't want to. 80 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:55,131 We "keep-a-it" very casual when it comes to kippahs here. 81 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,045 - Lose that bad boy. - Okay. 82 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,427 - Yeah. Might as well... - Dude. Look at me. 83 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,304 - Raw. - Yeah, no, I noticed. 84 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,223 - I'm fancy-free over here. - Yeah. 85 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,641 I'm rawdoggin' the world. 86 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,142 - Okay. - Look at that. 87 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,229 - So much lighter in the face. - You grew two inches, it looks like. 88 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,396 Feels good, huh? 89 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,517 I don't know. 90 00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,776 - You seem happier. - Yeah. 91 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,903 I'll try it. I'll try it tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. 92 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,156 You're gonna have crazy dreams tonight. Since that's been off. Yeah. 93 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,236 - Hope you have a journal. - Clips. 94 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,738 Clips are a pain. 95 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,457 Oh my gosh. 96 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:33,419 You know, Temple Ahava is one of my top contenders for conversion classes. 97 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,459 I woke up this morning feeling extra Jewish. 98 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,591 How nice for you. 99 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,380 - Thank you. - Okay. 100 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:42,924 What do we think? 101 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,386 Um... 102 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,599 Okay, a long pause. Usually that's not good. 103 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,520 Mm. I don't know. It has a pajama feel. 104 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,110 - Oh. - It's nice. 105 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,189 Okay. 106 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:02,031 Did you guys see the panty lines? They were really, really obvious. 107 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,118 I'm 100% fine saying something to Morgan. 108 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,413 I just think it would be better coming from the two of you, you know? 109 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,951 About the dress? 110 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,667 No. About how crazy this is. 111 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:16,337 Dr. Andy is not a real person. I feel like Morgan's gonna end up 112 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:18,923 the subject of some murder podcast everyone's obsessed with. 113 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,968 Oh, please. You're being very dramatic. 114 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,263 I don't think you're being dramatic enough. I don't get it, Mom. 115 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,516 You'll call me for an hour to talk about your friend's daughter's house 116 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,893 that fell out of escrow, but this? Nothing? 117 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:31,853 Yeah, I don't know. 118 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:35,059 Sometimes, for me, small things feel big, and big things feel small. 119 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:38,568 Okay, but, Dad, you can see that this is crazy, right? 120 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,945 The whole world's crazy. 121 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,989 You know what? I'm done judging people. 122 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:43,990 Well, I'm not. 123 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,738 And quite frankly, I'm judging the two of you for not judging this. 124 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:54,876 Yeah, the article's really interesting. 125 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,795 It was talking about how to modernize the temple experience 126 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,630 while maintaining traditions. 127 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:02,467 - Totally. I read that exact same article. - Did you? 128 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:06,262 Really enjoyed it. I read it twice and couldn't agree more with it, honestly. 129 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,973 - You gotta make sure there's substance. - Bingo. 130 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,767 You're forgetting I sent you that article. 131 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:11,768 I sent you the article. 132 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:15,271 It was important to me. A friend from college wrote it. Proud of her. 133 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,522 It was a great article. 134 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,192 But you wanna challenge people spiritually, of course, 135 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,485 but you wanna keep it fun. 136 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,778 - It has to be fun. - Right. Yeah. 137 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,737 - Very fun. - I mean... 138 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,364 I think a challenge is fun. 139 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,783 We believe fun should be fun here at Ahava. 140 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,618 - I ag-- - We think it's hard out there. 141 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,948 It's fun in here. You know what I mean? 142 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,701 - Love that. - That's what God would want. 143 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:38,002 I'm sorry we, uh, didn't tell you that we bring our own lunches here. 144 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,129 I know. I was actually thinking we should have 145 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,006 a document with all that information. 146 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,050 I'm gonna share a note. Open it this time. 147 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,761 You always forget. He'll never open them. I don't know why. 148 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:51,474 That is fine. Uh, you know, tomorrow, I will know to bring my own lunch. 149 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,893 God, I'm supposed to teach the after-school program. 150 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,269 What if you jumped in there? 151 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,855 The kids are great. We'd love for you to get to know them. 152 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,233 - I love the spontaneity and all that. - Yeah, right? 153 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,189 I'm... I'm not... I don't feel like I'm prepared. 154 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,782 But okay. All right. Yeah, sure. I'll give it a go. 155 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:08,908 - Um... - Okay. 156 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,745 I could go whip something up real quick. Maybe tie it to last week's Torah portion. 157 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,790 - Bold. I like it. - Ooh. 158 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,375 Come on. Do it. 159 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,412 Great. 160 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,122 Uh, it... 161 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,750 It has a horsey feeling. 162 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,174 - What? - Yeah. 163 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,467 I see the horsey thing. 164 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:30,388 I'm sorry. Wait. Like, do you guys mean, like, equestrian or... 165 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,640 - I don't-- - Don't ask me. She went rogue. 166 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,844 I mean, like... 167 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:37,937 - What? - What? 168 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,647 What? I thought it was fun. 169 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,648 Here we go. 170 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:44,235 Are you fucking kidding me? Like fun in a hostile way. God. 171 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,191 - I thought it was funny. - Well, it wasn't. 172 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,905 I wanna say something to her, but I... I can't figure out how. 173 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,122 This is like a complicated surgery, you know? 174 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,666 And if I make one wrong move, then one of us dies. 175 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,710 This makes me think about my wedding day. 176 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,130 I was so sure what I was doing was the exact right thing for me. 177 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,465 How little I knew. 178 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,212 - All roads lead back to you, huh? - Hm? 179 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,554 But you're right, Mom. I mean, someone should be sure 180 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,010 they're making the right decision on their wedding day. 181 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,596 There's no reason to rush into anything. 182 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,900 This portion of the Torah is focusing on the two weeks 183 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,818 before the Exodus out of Egypt. 184 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,029 Winter's over. Springtime has begun. 185 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,740 Nisan is the month of renewal. It's a time of new beginnings. 186 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,201 I wanna talk about a new beginning I had last week. 187 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,703 I just got out of a relationship, and I feel like-- 188 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,079 Hey, I hate to interrupt you. 189 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,122 - What? - Um... 190 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,166 I wanna hear all about the new relationship. 191 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,834 It's just that I wasn't quite finished. 192 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,873 Oh, wow. Sorry. Uh... 193 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:46,459 Usually we just do the talking here. 194 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,669 - Really? - Yeah. 195 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,677 - So it's a class, but I don't teach? - Pretty much. 196 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,507 You could teach a little at the end. 197 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,474 Okay. Yeah, why don't you guys talk, 198 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,888 and if there's time, I'll talk at the end. 199 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,230 Well, um, she's this great girl, 200 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:06,567 but she... she just didn't think I... I had enough rizz to grow a mustache. 201 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:10,691 But I... I really want a mustache. She just... She really wouldn't let me. 202 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,617 - That's so beautiful! - Morgan, that's the one. 203 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,745 Is it perfect? I... I can't decide. 204 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,455 No, no, it's perfect. 205 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,203 God, it's really true. You know, when you know, you know. 206 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,420 Maybe. But sometimes don't you think you know, 207 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,715 then you wake up one morning and realize, "Wow, I really didn't know"? 208 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,672 Oh my God. Joanne, will you just say it, okay? 209 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:34,053 What? 210 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,597 You don't think I should be marrying Andy. Just say it. 211 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,719 Uh, that's not true. 212 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,811 - And it's Dr. Andy. - Oh my God. See? There it is. 213 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,231 What? That was a joke. But you do call him that, and it's kind of odd. 214 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,317 From the very beginning, you have never said anything nice about him. 215 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,027 Yes, I did. Mm-mm. 216 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:52,238 Didn't I tell you that I thought he was polite? 217 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,156 No. No, actually, you didn't. 218 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,742 - I can't drink enough. - Okay, I think he's very polite. 219 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,538 That's what you say about people you don't like. Stop being such a fucking liar. 220 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,789 - You know what? - What? 221 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,875 Okay, wedding dress shopping can be very emotional. 222 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,544 Let's just chill out, all right? 223 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,588 Too bad we didn't get a family picture before this. 224 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,173 At the end of the night, after we got engaged, you came up to me. 225 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,795 Do you remember what you said? 226 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,927 Yeah, I said congratulations. 227 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,513 - No. - I definitely said congratulations. 228 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:21,142 No, actually, what you said was, "Congratulations?" 229 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,351 I did not say it like that. 230 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,519 - You did. - I didn't. 231 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:27,893 So you're telling me that you are 100% happy for me? 232 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,070 - Morgan, who's 100% happy for anything? - Okay. 233 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,698 I'm being serious. But since you brought it up, you know, 234 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,326 it is a little bit strange how quick it's all going. 235 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,662 Like, what is the rush? You don't know anything about this person. 236 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,456 Yes, I have known him for years. 237 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,333 No, he knows you. 238 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,080 You spent those years not knowing anything about him. 239 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,505 Joanne, look at you, okay? 240 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:55,134 You're in a wedding dress. It is so clear that you are jealous of me. 241 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:58,387 It couldn't be more clear. It's like you are screaming, "I am jealous!" 242 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,264 Okay, no, this was a joke, Morgan. 243 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,767 You can't come to a wedding dress shop and not try one on. 244 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,889 You can if you're not an attention whore. 245 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,807 He's right, Joanne. 246 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,561 You can. 247 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,533 You can't move as quickly in your relationship, 248 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,618 and it's killing you. 249 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,161 Not true. I'm worried about you. 250 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,372 I'm worried it's what Dr. Andy wants, not what you want. 251 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,331 It is what I want! 252 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,792 No, have you ever pushed back on him? Have you? 253 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,044 You're a challenger. I've never seen you challenge him. 254 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:33,339 Maybe that's who I was and not who I am. Just admit you're jealous. 255 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,801 You're late, but I love how on fire you guys are. Gonna be a great episode. 256 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,511 I don't wanna do the stupid podcast anyway. 257 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,471 I was literally about to say that first. 258 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,635 Oh, Lord, give me strength. 259 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,059 Lock in, ladies. Read your notes or something. 260 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,687 Okay. 261 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,779 I don't know, what does this mean? It just says "Fabrizio." 262 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,447 Oh, Fabrizio, my landlord. 263 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,908 Um, he's been super annoying lately, 264 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:05,454 and so I thought we could talk about him because landlord issues are so relatable. 265 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,790 I mean, I love Fabrizio. He hates you. 266 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,708 I know. 267 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,544 Remember when I threw up in the pool, and he had to drain it, 268 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,380 and it cost, like, $3,000, and he never knew it was me? 269 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,134 And he asked if I knew who it was again the other day, and I was like, 270 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,553 "I don't know, but that's disgusting, 271 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,681 and whoever it was really needs to pay for it." 272 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,637 Yup. You're a terrible tenant. Um... 273 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,516 These notes honestly 274 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,268 are boring. 275 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,482 - So... - Okay. 276 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,855 Well, Morgan, what would you like to talk about, then? 277 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,905 - We could talk about my wedding. - Oh. 278 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,324 Yup. I mean, I still need to pick a maid of honor. 279 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,870 Picking a maid of honor is one of the most important decisions in life. 280 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:46,912 It's really not. 281 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,450 Okay, well, whatever. 282 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,459 You don't support my decisions, you're not gonna be my maid of honor. 283 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,918 Are you joking? 284 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,081 No. 285 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:58,466 We should be able to hate each other and still be each other's maids of honor. 286 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,677 - Sorry, I'm asking Ashley. - I'm gonna be a fucking maid of honor? 287 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:02,762 - Ashley? - Yeah. 288 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,055 Well, Ashley's a work friend, not a real friend. 289 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,308 Ashley's a work friend who has become a real friend, 290 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,726 and a better friend than you. 291 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,187 Well, if Ashley becomes your maid of honor, 292 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,439 then she's going back to being a work friend for me. 293 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,734 - One that I don't trust and don't like. - Excuse me? 294 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,695 Fine. Whatever. Make Ashley your maid of honor. 295 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,988 - I will. - I don't want the job. 296 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,366 Only responsibility is splitting the bill at the bachelorette party. No, thank you. 297 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,367 No, thank you! 298 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,077 Can we talk about something else? 299 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:30,247 Well, I mean, we can't say anything interesting about Noah 300 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,875 because you're not allowed, so that's off the table. 301 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,044 Guys are obsessed with privacy. 302 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,213 Everybody knows that. It's totally normal. 303 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,006 I can say whatever I want about Andy. 304 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,550 Andy hates his mother and was in a hit-and-run once. 305 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:46,550 Everybody knows Dr. Andy doesn't care about things like boundaries or privacy. 306 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,352 I guess we don't have anything to talk about. 307 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,598 I guess we don't. 308 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,147 Okay, eyes up here. I'll wait for everyone. 309 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,989 Welcome to the four corners game. Things are about to get very real. 310 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,743 Very real. As you can see, we're surrounded by four signs. 311 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,872 Strongly agree, agree, strongly disagree, and disagree. 312 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,249 I'm gonna say a statement. 313 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,377 You guys go to the sign that best describes your opinions. 314 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,711 What's the point of this? 315 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,548 Well, Menachem, the point is that we are going to explore 316 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,259 our relationship to Judaism in our day-to-day lives 317 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,886 and just explore how we live our lives in general. 318 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,304 First statement. 319 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,267 It is okay to skip Shabbat if it's the opening night of a movie 320 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,806 starring your favorite Fantastic Four character. 321 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,189 The Thing is Jewish, by the way, for the record. 322 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,357 Mm. 323 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,984 Julia Garner as Silver Surfer. 324 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,272 - She's amazing. - She's amazing. 325 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:47,658 - You don't like the Fantastic Four? - No, I'm neutral on the Fantastic Four. 326 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,660 You seem more negative than neutral. 327 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,953 I'm neutral. 328 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,706 Opening weekends are very important to the congregants. 329 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,744 We've got a lot of industry people. 330 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,162 Shabbat. 331 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,457 We each worship differently. 332 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:01,922 Next question. 333 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:05,259 It is never okay to regift a bar or bat mitzvah gift from your bubbe. 334 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,386 - Even if it sucks! - Oh. 335 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:11,056 Well, my old man Finally saw my face on the telly 336 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,471 Made a little joke About the size of his belly... 337 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,312 It's your bubbe. 338 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,688 She won't know. 339 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,108 Didn't bother asking What she's fussing about 340 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,153 Oh, how they stay together I don't think I'll ever get it... 341 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,030 No Mel Gibson movies. 342 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,365 But only if I let it 343 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:32,031 I wanna fall in love And not scare 'em away... 344 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:37,327 Okay, I got a really fun one here. Kylie is the best Kardashian. 345 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,871 Uh-oh. 346 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,914 Stampede. 347 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,631 Don't wanna get in trouble. 348 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,379 Timotheé is Jewish, for the record. That's right. 349 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:51,597 There you go, Noah. With the herd on this one, huh? 350 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,136 - Oh yeah. - What do you like most about her? 351 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,517 I like her dancing. 352 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,608 Doesn't really dance that much. 353 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,148 Not known for dancing, but I bet she's good. 354 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,783 Well, that was a spicy one 355 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,369 before we got to the 20 minutes of silence. 356 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,828 What time works next Thursday? 357 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:18,332 - I think maybe we should take a break. - Yeah, I think we need to pause the pod. 358 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,080 No, I mean we should take a break from each other. 359 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,713 Shouldn't I be consulted in this? 360 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,876 - No. - No. 361 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,961 Thoughts and prayers. 362 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,429 Listen, I don't feel comfortable with you 363 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,640 if you are not comfortable with me and Dr. Andy. 364 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,012 Yeah, actually, that makes sense. 365 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,022 I might not always be clear about what I want versus what he wants, 366 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,567 but, Joanne, honestly, neither are you, okay? 367 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,315 Don't you wanna talk about Noah more on the podcast? 368 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,906 - Maybe, but-- - And you can't tell him that. 369 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,994 And what you really can't tell him is that you wish conversion wasn't such an issue 370 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,038 because that would make your life a lot easier. Like mine is. 371 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,332 Okay, Morgan, but there is a very real reason 372 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,835 why I am saying you are going too quick with Dr. Andy. 373 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,832 Okay. What? 374 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:09,717 Because I never said anything the first time you jumped into a marriage, 375 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,255 and I really regret that. 376 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,432 I'm sorry I had to say that. 377 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,511 Yeah. 378 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,769 Well, now you said it. 379 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,354 And thank you. Yeah. 380 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,018 But, um, this time is different, so... 381 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,611 Yes! 382 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:39,163 They pack their lunch every day, and nobody told me to pack my own lunch. 383 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,498 Wait, nobody told you to pack a lunch? 384 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,167 God, that's borderline abusive. 385 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,789 I know. I know. I almost fainted. 386 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,419 Man, it's not just that Neil and Cami are annoying. 387 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,177 I like this temple on paper. I do. 388 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,930 Noah, I'm already pretty attached to you working at Temple Ahava. 389 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,891 Like, changed your email on my phone. 390 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,809 Is there any way you can make this work? 391 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,306 I don't know. 392 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,434 I got a bad feeling, like I made a mistake. 393 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,108 Okay, well, bro, it's only your first day. 394 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,271 Yeah. 395 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:11,940 When you know, you know. 396 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,408 I just wish I didn't feel like if this place isn't the right fit for us, 397 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,030 then no place is. 398 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,954 Oh, she's back. Okay, I gotta go. 399 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:24,203 Hey, I'm going through some stuff too, so hit me back soon. Hello? 400 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,087 - Hey! - Hey! 401 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,416 How was your day? 402 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,710 It was good. 403 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,795 How was yours? 404 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,380 Good. 405 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,852 Don't ever say that I ain't a gentleman 406 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:54,775 Went down on my knees and And do it no one can 407 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,201 I gave you good loving And I took it right back 408 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,663 Mama said run Before your soul gets snatched 409 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:07,788 That thing ain't worth it I'd rather use my hands 410 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:12,673 If you think I sit up late at night 411 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,676 Wiping teardrops from my eyes 412 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,383 Must be out your goddamn mind 413 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,682 Out your goddamn mind 414 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,805 If you think I won't find love again 415 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,188 Darling, I got other friends 416 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:32,192 If you don't know I was the man 417 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:35,565 You've got another thing coming 418 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,322 You've got another thing coming