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<i>You said your phone was broken
Just forgot to charge it</i>

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<i>Whole outfit you're wearing, God I...</i>

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I'm so excited for our parents to meet.

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Me too. I just hope mine don't undo
the weeks' worth of work I've done

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with Bina at <i>Shabbat.</i>

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Really seems like you've
worked your way up to cordial.

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More than cordial. Did I not tell you
she butt-dialed me the other day?

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- No.
- Yes. I was like, "I know you wanna talk."

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I invented that move.

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- Ooh. Is this the vibe?
- Oh.

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Or should the costumes
be <i>Purim-</i> themed?

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Unrelated, remind me
what the <i>Purim</i> theme is.

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Simply put,
<i>Purim</i> is the celebration of Queen Esther,

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who saved the Jews from this evil guy
Haman's plot to destroy them.

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Okay, clearly I'm gonna be her.

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You can do that. Just know
that Esther goes as her every year.

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Then definitely not.

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I literally just got her to change me
in her phone from Ho-Anne, so...

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Well, you can also go as your shadow self.

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The part of you that's not visible
most of the time.

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Uh, all parts of me are visible
at all times.

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I'm not mysterious, Noah.

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Listen, don't stress about the costume.
<i>Purim's</i> fun, okay?

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The idea is that anything can happen,
and what's hidden might become revealed.

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Sounding very <i>Eyes Wide Shut.</i>
Like, what's revealed?

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I'd say it's less orgy
than you're thinking

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and more personal insight.

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You know, sometimes
people feel more themselves on <i>Purim</i>,

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or more connected to Judaism.

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Sometimes people even discover Judaism
within themselves for the very first time.

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So what's hidden
becomes revealed, you see.

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I get it.

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I get it.

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- You want me to wear a crop top?
- I always want you to wear a crop top.

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<i>Manchild</i>

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<i>Why you always come a-running...</i>

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Chinese for dinner?

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I know I said I'd stop suggesting
that place that made us sick,

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but I'm just gonna say it.
I am ready to go back.

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Respect.

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Um, I'm starting to get a bit nervous
about my interview at the temple tomorrow.

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I just wanna go home and prepare.

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Okay, we can order in.
I'll watch <i>Felicity</i> while you work.

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Yeah, I'm not too hungry, actually.

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Wanna just maybe read up
on Temple Ahava in bed and crash.

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Really want a good night's sleep
before my interview, so

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maybe we could take a night off?

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- A night off?
- If that's okay.

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A night... off?

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Yeah.

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Sure. Uh, sure.

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- Okay.
- Sure.

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- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.

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- I love you.
- Okay. Uh, I love you too.

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<i>He gave me pretty flowers</i>

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<i>And I gave him empty threats</i>

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<i>I was afraid of falling</i>

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<i>But now he's my safety net</i>

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<i>Chasing dead ends
Was the way I survived</i>

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<i>But if that's how I'd find him
Then I'd do it twice</i>

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<i>Now we just think
Of the time that we lose</i>

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<i>If we don't try to jump in the line</i>

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<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

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<i>'Cause I used to tell him</i>

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<i>"No, no, no, no, no"</i>

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<i>When he asked me out</i>

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<i>Then I said, "Fine, let's go"</i>

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<i>Then he never left my house</i>

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<i>He's lived in my mind</i>

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<i>Even before I</i>

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<i>Before I ever knew</i>

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<i>Now we just follow the signs
Not the rules</i>

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<i>How exactly did he phrase it?</i>

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He said he needs a good night's sleep
before the interview.

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He's worried you're gonna
keep him up all night?

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You're tiny. It's like having a doll
in the bed that smells like Le Labo.

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I know.

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Things have been going so smoothly.

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Minus one little bump
about the conversion thing.

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Like, he was explaining
that part of <i>Purim</i> is this idea

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that what was once hidden is now revealed.

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And I guess I knew
he was talking about conversion,

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and I made some stupid joke
about, like, a crop top.

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And he went with it,
and I thought it was fine,

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but then now he's asking for a night off.

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And I'm worried

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maybe he doesn't think I'm serious
about the conversion thing anymore?

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I don't know, but I have to yawn.

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I think I can help.

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I've seen this kind of thing
in my couples' therapy sessions.

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You have? Feels pretty specific.

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Oh, come on, shh, Joanne.

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Just let him work. He's very good.

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I actually think this is a good thing.

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Really?

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Noah asking for a night off
is a sign that you're with someone

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who's honestly communicating their needs.

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- Mm. I love that.
- Mm.

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I know. I'm happy
that he's telling me what he wants,

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but what if the reason he wants it
is, like, really, really bad?

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Yeah. Well, I guess you're doomed.

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Ow! Joanne?

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So how did you start Temple Ahava?

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Yeah, I was actually raised
very conservative,

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but it wasn't until I found Ahava

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that I was really able
to discover my voice as a rabbi.

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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

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What was it about Ahava,
if you don't mind me asking?

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I can't pretend anymore. I'm...
I'm fangirling right now a little bit.

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I... I... I love you, man.
I... I love your work so much.

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- Really? Come on.
- Yeah. No.

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I saw the sermon you gave at <i>Tu BiShvat</i>
at Temple Chai a few years back.

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It blew my mind.

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- It changed the way I mourn.
- My gosh.

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I was mourning all wrong.
We got you on our vision board here.

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- Goodness.
- You're the hot rabbi!

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Stop it. That's so nice to say.

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So you were saying
that you grew up conservative.

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Yes. My parents were very strict.

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Honestly, kind of dicks.

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Every fun party in high school is
on a Friday night. I never got to do shit.

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- You know. Such a bummer!
- I know. Yes.

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I never watched <i>TGIF.</i>
Didn't know who Urkel was till I was 30.

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But here, I found a community where we can
take the words that were given to us

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thousands of years ago very seriously,
but at the same time,

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we can expand on them
to fit modern ideals.

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That's really interesting.

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I mean, you know, full disclosure,
the words are... very important to me.

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Are you kidding me?
They're the best words.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Yeah. No, I love the words,

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but it doesn't mean we gotta be
weird about 'em. Know what I mean?

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- Sure.
- Like, for example, my wife, not Jewish.

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Very not Jewish.
But she's an active member of the temple.

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She can't make <i>challah</i> for shit.
Can't even say <i>challah.</i>

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You gotta hit the <i>cha.</i> She's got no <i>cha.</i>

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She butchers the word.
She says <i>challah.</i> Like, holla!

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But still, everyone loves her around here.

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I know someone who can't hit the <i>cha.</i>

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The reason, and not to get too personal,
that I left Temple Chai

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is because my girlfriend isn't Jewish.

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- Look at us.
- What?

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- Two peas in a pod. Are you kidding me?
- Wow.

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Please get personal.
How's the sex? Tell me everything.

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Kidding. You don't have to answer.

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I'm just saying, here at Ahava,
you would both be very welcome.

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That's so good to hear.

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I mean, listen, the hope is
eventually she'll wanna convert,

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but I love the idea of a temple that
doesn't put a timetable on her process.

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Look, this is going very well, I think.
We're fans. You were on our vision board.

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I mean, we would love to have you here.

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If you will "Ahava" us.

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Get it?

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What do you say?

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<i>Do my ladies...</i>

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I...

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<i>- Do my, do my ladies run this?
- Yo, yo, yo, yo</i>

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<i>All of my girls looking good
And they got their own money</i>

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<i>Pop your shit</i>

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<i>This for my girls with no sponsor
Got their own funding</i>

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<i>Not your shit</i>

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<i>Run through your city, that motorcade</i>

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Looking good, Noah.

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Hey, there he is! Yep.
I'm not always Mr. Nice Guy, you know?

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Sometimes I have a little bite.

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Uh, a bit of a bad boy, if you...

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Hey, Sharon, please do not
lean your chair back like that.

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You could fall.

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My princess, come to me, come.
Oh, you look delectable.

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- Thank you.
- Where you been? Thought you'd be early.

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I have a very full life, Noah.

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Of course.

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Um, how was your night's sleep without me?

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Are you mad about the night off?

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No.

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I can't believe you're mad.
It was just one night.

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It's fine. It's whatever. I have
a lot of bobby pins in my head. Like 60.

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Okay. Hey, uh, my parents are gonna be
here any minute. What's the ETA on yours?

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My mom texted the family group chat,

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"Your dad won't
come out of the closet again!"

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So wherever they are,
they're having fun with it.

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All right.

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- Will you tell me about your interview?
- Yeah, it went really...

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Uh, one sec. I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.

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Whoa, wait. All right.
First of all, you could choke.

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Second of all, let's just put these...
These go here. And then...

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- <i>With an old friend
- Old friend</i>

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<i>But it's like
I've never seen you before...</i>

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Tried to get my dad to dress similar

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so we could lean into the cutthroat
gangster vibe that we have at work.

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That's not how I see your job at all.

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You're not coming by the office
a lot, are you, Dave?

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<i>I was busy watching your lips</i>

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<i>Have you always had...</i>

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Hi, honey.

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- Mom, what are you wearing?
- I think it's fun.

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- Well, I don't.
- Okay.

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<i>Drives me wild, tell me...</i>

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Oh, hi.

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Oh shit.

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Oh, now I know why
you wanted to ride separately. Okay.

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- I can't believe you're not Queen Esther.
- I can't believe you don't like it.

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- No! No, I love it.
- Oh. Okay.

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It's like the sexiest break
from tradition ever.

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Yeah, I thought about it.
Then I realized I don't wanna be Esther.

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I wanna be sexy cat.

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Okay.

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Maybe I should've been Batman.
We would've matched.

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Might be a little bit too close to
my everyday self though. I was very brave.

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- I don't like that. Yeah.
- No, okay. No, I was very brave.

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- Looking forward to this, you know?
- Okay.

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Mom, Dad, looking great as always.

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My favorite vampire.

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- Yes, yes, let's get you a drink. Come on.
- Yes. Great.

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Are you excited to meet Joanne's parents?

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Oh, my darling.

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I don't understand
why I have to meet these people

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if they are not going to be
in our lives long-term.

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And what's more,
unless something has changed,

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you still don't even know
if Joanne is going to convert.

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Pooh, pooh, pooh. They are gonna be
in your lives long-term. Joanne.

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- Joanne, honey.
- Yes.

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- There she is.
- Oh, hi.

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- Hi.
- Mwah.

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Hi.

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Hi, darling.

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Bina, this outfit is iconic.

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Queen Elizabeth II.

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The longest-reigning queen in history.

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Message received.

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Joanne, what do you think, huh?

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- I am...
- It's... You are...

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- The evil Haman!
- The evil Haman!

235
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Yes.

236
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You're supposed to get really drunk
at these things?

237
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Oh, sure, yeah. One year Noah cried, yeah.

238
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When he drinks,
he gets a little emotional.

239
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Me? You.
You're gonna be weeping like a baby.

240
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Listen, before Joanne's parents get here,
I have something I'd like to share.

241
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I have a bit of news.

242
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You're looking at the newest senior rabbi
of Temple Ahava.

243
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- Oh my God! You got the job?
- I did.

244
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- Why didn't you say anything?
- I wanted to tell you together.

245
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- Noah.
- <i>Mazel tov.</i>

246
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- <i>Mazel tov.</i> I'm so proud of you.
- Yeah. Look who's crying now.

247
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Noah, what kind of a temple offers a job
to someone after only one interview?

248
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The kind that doesn't wanna miss out.

249
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I was surprised, too,

250
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but they're less adherent
to a traditional process there.

251
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- It seems to really work for 'em.
- They know a star when they see one.

252
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,199
Look, I know it's more progressive
than you're used to,

253
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but I think it's gonna be
the right place for me.

254
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A woman from my bank goes to Temple Ahava.

255
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Her hair is always a mess.

256
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<i>Close my eyes
Let my imagination go</i>

257
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<i>Watch dandelions blow...</i>

258
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Okay, I don't see anyone I know here.

259
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Should we just, like, leave, or...

260
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,261
Morgan, we just got here.

261
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Took me an hour and a half
to get into this.

262
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Hey, guys. Oh, 45 minutes late. Not bad.

263
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Ooh, Jell-O shots!

264
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Last time I had one of these,
I sang every song from <i>Mamma Mia.</i>

265
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Cool, Dad.

266
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- Morgan!
- Mm.

267
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:56,112
Wow. You came dressed as a hooker with
my boyfriend's entire family here. Lovely.

268
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,321
It's actually sex worker.

269
00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,741
Everyone knows the only couple's costume
worth doing is <i>Pretty Woman.</i>

270
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Yeah.

271
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- Let's go get a real drink, yeah?
- Yes, Julia.

272
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So, Joanne, I did some <i>Purim</i> Googling.

273
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It turns out that Queen Esther
is the hero of the story,

274
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so I thought it'd be a perfect fit.

275
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Naturally. Yep, and, Mom, you look insane.

276
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,634
Thank you, sweetie.
Jewish Halloween, so fun.

277
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You can't call it that.

278
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So where are my future in-laws?

279
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Wow. Uh, maybe don't say that.

280
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Honey, relax.

281
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You're making way too much
of this night off.

282
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Your father and I used to take nights off
from each other all the time.

283
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,858
He loved having his guys' nights
to blow off steam.

284
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I never took it personally.

285
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And some of the time, they really were
just poker nights or whatever.

286
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Lynn and Henry Williams,

287
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please meet my parents,
Bina and Ilan Roklov.

288
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It is so lovely to meet you.

289
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Nice to meet you. Nice to...

290
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,999
Who's booing? How rude.

291
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Ah, it's customary to boo
anybody dressed as Haman.

292
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He's the villain of the story. That's me.

293
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Well, you've raised a wonderful son.
He's such a gentleman. Always pays.

294
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Thank you. I taught him that.

295
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And you have raised a daughter
that has come into our lives.

296
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Just like we taught her.

297
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Mm, that's my girl.

298
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Who needs a drink?

299
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,272
I do. Mine spilled in the car.

300
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:20,946
Straight over there.

301
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:21,906
Ooh.

302
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,194
- Right there.
- It's okay.

303
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Okay. I think that went well.
I mean, I did come into your lives.

304
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,997
Yeah, I thought it would be a bigger deal.

305
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You expect them to book a cruise together
the second they're introduced?

306
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Anyway, we have bigger things to discuss.

307
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- Noah, the job. This is huge.
- Oh, yeah. Okay, all right.

308
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:42,051
So the interview went great,
and this temple, it's stunning.

309
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I'm gonna tell you
all about it later, okay?

310
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Oh, are we going home together?

311
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Yes, of course. I mean, if you want to.

312
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- Do you want to?
- Come on.

313
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- Noah!
- Hey.

314
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I didn't... I didn't ask for two nights off.

315
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Well, I'll think about it.

316
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,941
- Have you met my friend Dave?
- Hey.

317
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,150
I've seen you around.

318
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- You spent time at Temple Chai.
- Mom!

319
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Yeah, of course I have.

320
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,197
Hey, can I get a virgin sparkling water?

321
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,407
- Hey.
- Hi, how's it going? What's up?

322
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,368
Why are you dressed like Michael Bublé?

323
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,282
I'm not dressed like Michael Bublé.
He doesn't even...

324
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,623
- Whatever. He's cool.
- Yeah.

325
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,203
Hey, where's your, uh...

326
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,996
Where's your therapist?

327
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:21,841
Uh, my boyfriend is over there helping
my dad with his wig cap.

328
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,213
- Get you a man who can do both.
- Mm.

329
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,970
How's it going with him?

330
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,888
Not to be annoying,

331
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,392
but the past month of living with him
has been one of the best in my life.

332
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,935
Jesus, you're in deep.

333
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,056
Yeah.

334
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,064
- All right. I'm gonna go talk to him.
- Oh.

335
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,400
Just make sure we can trust him.

336
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,442
Let Daddy handle this.

337
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,153
Ew. Never call yourself Daddy
in front of me again.

338
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- Okay, Mama.
- Ew!

339
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,738
- Hi. Thank you.
- I never took you for a princess type.

340
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,580
- I told you, it's my shadow self.
- Mm.

341
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,874
Tradwife material, you know?

342
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,794
Plus, if I'm gonna have my revelation,
then I might as well look the part.

343
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,754
Have you ever seen <i>Cinderella?</i>

344
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A girl from a broken home
wants to marry a prince after one date.

345
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,509
Actually, that fits. Very you.

346
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,297
That is so not me.

347
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,807
So when do you think you'll be Jewish?
Like half hour? 45?

348
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,560
The night is young.
Plenty of opportunities to feel it.

349
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,312
God, you guys move slow.

350
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,315
I feel so lucky that Andy and I
don't have those kinds of issues.

351
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,776
Yeah, just your classic, healthy,
no-red-flags-whatsoever relationship.

352
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,814
Mm-hmm.

353
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,483
It's true.

354
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,444
So true.

355
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,870
- Oh, Bina!
- Oh! Hello, dear.

356
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,951
- You look nice.
- And you... You look, uh... Uh... Uh...

357
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,293
What? Uh, no... No Queen Esther this year?

358
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:43,005
No, I was changing it up.
I thought this would be cute and funny.

359
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,836
So Esther does not want to be Esther?

360
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,296
That is funny.

361
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,548
Listen to me, dear.

362
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,926
I will not say anything to my son,
but between you and me,

363
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,763
I know there is a problem in your house.

364
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,942
I just love that Joanne is with a rabbi.

365
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,654
You know, I consider myself
on a lifelong spiritual journey.

366
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:07,571
Yeah?

367
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,283
I feel like my soul has had
a thousand different lives, you know?

368
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,160
Yeah, I think I do, actually.

369
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,497
I also believe our souls have memories
beyond our consciousness.

370
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,583
You know, in Judaism,
there's this belief around Mount Sinai.

371
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,044
It's said every Jewish soul,
past, present, and future,

372
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,213
was all there together
for the giving of the Torah.

373
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,132
So whether you were born yesterday
or hundreds of years ago,

374
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,093
we were all on the mountain together.
And to me--

375
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,798
Oh my God!

376
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,216
I was there.

377
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,593
I was on the mountain!

378
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,054
I feel it so deeply!

379
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,473
Okay. What... What are you saying?

380
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,351
I'm Jewish!

381
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,151
- You sure it's not the wine?
- No!

382
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,691
It's the truest feeling I've ever had!
I was there!

383
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,073
I'm Jewish!

384
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,410
Wow. I have never gotten this reaction
to that story before.

385
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,740
- Oh my God!
- <i>Mazel tov!</i>

386
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,034
- Hi. Oh.
- Hey.

387
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,458
What's wrong?
Are you having a heart attack?

388
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,086
- Is it the weight of your boobs?
- I've never been better.

389
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,625
I'm finally myself!

390
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,716
I'm Jewish!

391
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,051
- Mom, that's not a funny joke.
- I'm not joking.

392
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,971
I just had an epiphany.
I mean, <i>the</i> epiphany.

393
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,973
I've been Jewish my whole life.

394
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,392
- And beyond!
- What?

395
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,728
I think your mom
is having a spiritual awakening.

396
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,522
You promised you would stop copying us.
That's Joanne's thing.

397
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,396
I'm not copying anyone!
I was there on the mountain.

398
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,691
And to be honest, I didn't see you.

399
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,114
Oof.

400
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,532
What is happening right now?

401
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:37,036
I just love that I figured this out
on Jewish Halloween!

402
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,538
- Mom!
- It's okay. A lot of Jews call it that.

403
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,493
Whoo!

404
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:46,086
This is insane. My mom is always insane,
but this is next-level.

405
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,671
- Well, actually--
- I'm so sorry.

406
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,506
This is like
when she got certified in Reiki

407
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,301
and she'd hover her hands
over people at the grocery store.

408
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,632
- I don't know if it's like that.
- What do you mean?

409
00:17:56,241 --> 00:18:00,100
I'm open to this being real for her.
It's <i>Purim</i>. This kind of thing happens.

410
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,598
Yes, Noah,
you've made me well aware of that.

411
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,273
Hey, look, just 'cause she feels this way
doesn't change anything.

412
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,650
- It might be nice.
- She doesn't stick with things!

413
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,027
That's okay. That's okay.

414
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,654
She might realize that
as soon as she starts the process.

415
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,907
That's what conversion courses are for.

416
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,743
As a rabbi,
I'm supposed to honor her conviction.

417
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,282
We can see where it leads.
Is that okay with you?

418
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:26,085
I don't know what to say.
'Cause you seem, like, excited about this.

419
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,876
Yeah, anytime anyone connects deeply
to Judaism, it is... It is exciting to me.

420
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,551
Let's just go back to the party.

421
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,554
- <i>Mazel tov!</i>
- Oh yeah!

422
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,681
Oh wow!

423
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,563
So tell me everything.

424
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,316
What exactly happens on <i>Yom Kippur?</i>

425
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,939
Well, for starters, uh,

426
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,440
nothing fun.

427
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,825
You're a riot! I love my new religion.

428
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,619
Bina, your whole thing is fab.

429
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,496
Hair, dress, sash.

430
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,784
Were you a model?

431
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,960
No. You're just trying
to get on my good side.

432
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,002
Maybe.

433
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,171
It might be working.

434
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,256
You tell the story!

435
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,758
We both played Kenickie in <i>Grease</i>
in high school.

436
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,010
Same year, only three states away.

437
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,638
We could've gone
to see each other's shows had we known.

438
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,806
That's crazy!

439
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,016
- We have so much in common!
- We have so much in common!

440
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,560
Whoa!

441
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,146
I have to hit the little boys' room.
I'll be right back.

442
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,566
I hope you don't have a best friend.
I'm gunning for that number one spot.

443
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,817
"Your mother"!

444
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,860
Isn't he great?

445
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,944
- I love him.
- I know.

446
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,613
We both have distant fathers.
He cracked my back.

447
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,699
- Oh my God.
- He's got a secret deodorant.

448
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,325
He's gonna send me a link.

449
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,035
You guys are so cute already!

450
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,245
I know. I really do.

451
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,081
Like, he smells fantastic.
I got right in there.

452
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,792
My sister has no boundaries.
Do you want me to break it up?

453
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:51,707
Honestly, it... it doesn't even bother me.

454
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,083
Really?

455
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,877
I'm as shocked as you are,
I gotta tell ya.

456
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,052
Your mom!

457
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:02,050
You're sure I'm not
on the mountain? You really looked?

458
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,515
I can check again.

459
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,394
Her conversion's the talk of the party.
You're one step closer to being Jewish.

460
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,850
And yet I feel further away than ever.

461
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,440
Really? Why?

462
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,235
'Cause I've been experiencing
these Jewish rituals for months now.

463
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,361
- And I love them.
- Mm.

464
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,239
But I also love
what I know about Buddhism.

465
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,283
Except for their stance on forgiveness.

466
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,285
And I had a great time
at Burning Man once.

467
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,661
Does that make me a burner?

468
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,748
Noah said
I have to want to convert for myself.

469
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,872
And whatever that feeling is,
I just haven't had it yet.

470
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,668
Hoped maybe it would be revealed today,
like Noah said, but...

471
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,131
Well, I guess it was, just for my mother.

472
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:45,510
Look at her. I don't know.
Maybe you should just fake it?

473
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,143
- What?
- Just fake it.

474
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,437
- Pretend you're feeling the feeling.
- I can't do that.

475
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,315
You're already doing <i>Shabbat.</i>
It's like half of the way there.

476
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,189
Even if I wanted to, Noah and I
don't have that kind of relationship.

477
00:20:59,007 --> 00:20:59,941
Okay.

478
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,532
Oh my God, stop it!

479
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,420
<i>Ooh...</i>

480
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,253
Hey. You know, your costume doesn't
really work as your shadow self, 'cause

481
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,844
you're a princess to me every day.

482
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,097
Thanks. It's kind of itchy.

483
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,307
Okay. That was a pretty cheesy line.

484
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,471
You didn't give me any shit for it.

485
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,724
You still upset? What's going on?

486
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,563
I guess I just thought
today would be special.

487
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,946
It is special.
Just 'cause your mom is having--

488
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,990
It's not about my mom. It's...

489
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,284
It's about how the whole thing went down.

490
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,578
Of course I wanted
to feel something today,

491
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,580
but then you said you needed a night off.

492
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,916
Right after you mentioned conversion,
a night off,

493
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,793
like you needed a break
from this whole thing.

494
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,206
And it just...

495
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,882
It made me feel
like you don't have any faith in me.

496
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,593
I didn't realize it bothered you so much.
Come here. Come here.

497
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,137
I promise you,

498
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,639
there was no deeper meaning
to the night off, okay?

499
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,099
I thought I needed it to prep

500
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,852
because that's what I've always done
before interviews.

501
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,474
And I have complete faith in you

502
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,894
to feel or not feel
whatever is right for you.

503
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,445
- Really?
- Yes, really.

504
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,407
You don't mind that I didn't have some
big spiritual epiphany like my mom did?

505
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,950
No, not at all.

506
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,702
I love you, okay?

507
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,872
I slept way, way fucking worse
without you.

508
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,999
- You did?
- Yes. It was terrible.

509
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,871
I'm so happy to hear that.

510
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,623
Okay, but listen, um,

511
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,131
if this ever comes up again...

512
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,550
- Mm-hmm.
- You can't say you need a night off.

513
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:47,799
- Okay.
- You may request a sad night away.

514
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,057
- A sad night away?
- Yes.

515
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,094
Got it.

516
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,597
I love you too.

517
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,438
There's one more thing I gotta do

518
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,565
before we can get outta here
and talk about everybody.

519
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,562
That's my favorite part of any party.

520
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,401
- Do you take...
- I don't.

521
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,237
- He's gotta... say something.
- Come on. Yep.

522
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,038
Really quick.
I normally tell the <i>Purim</i> story.

523
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,873
Uh, I'm not gonna do that tonight.

524
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,959
I'm gonna spare you
'cause you're too drunk to care. I know.

525
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:21,041
I'm just gonna briefly say
that I do think,

526
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:25,175
in part, <i>Purim</i> reminds us
that everything we think we know

527
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,677
can be turned upside down in an instant.

528
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:31,848
We have no idea
what is gonna happen in our lifetimes.

529
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:33,392
The possibilities are endless.

530
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:38,105
And yes, it can be scary, but I think
it can also be exciting, right?

531
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,309
- Yes.
- I mean...

532
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:44,606
Sometimes, the best things in our life
are those that we didn't plan for.

533
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,030
So that's it.

534
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,913
<i>Mazel,</i> everyone. Thank you for coming.

535
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,201
<i>- Mazel.
- Mazel.</i>

536
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,203
Okay, let's go home.

537
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,121
I'm sorry. You know what?

538
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,959
Do you mind if I have,
like, a quick couple of words?

539
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,507
- Uh...
- No.

540
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,342
No. I... Yeah, sure.

541
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,929
Hi, I know I don't know many of you here,
but I'm with the Joanne bunch.

542
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,681
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

543
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,558
- This is my nightmare.
- Okay.

544
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:18,854
Noah, your speech, it inspired
a... a bit of a revelation inside me,

545
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,356
and I... I really have to share this.

546
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,650
- "Greased Lightnin'!"
- "Go Greased Lightnin'"!

547
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,861
"Your mother. Your mother."

548
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,155
This is my guy.

549
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,783
Although we've only been dating
for, uh, a short time,

550
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,912
I have had the privilege
of falling in love with this woman.

551
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:39,666
I have had the privilege
of falling in love with you, Morgan.

552
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,335
And I don't know why I'm feeling this way,

553
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,582
but I just feel

554
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,841
that I never wanna have a night off
from you ever in my life.

555
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,754
- Oh!
- Okay.

556
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:52,637
Morgan?

557
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,843
Oh. Oh!

558
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,678
Mm-mm. No.

559
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:58,727
Will you marry me?

560
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,433
Aw.

561
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,899
- Yes! Yes!
- Yes? Yes.

562
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,937
One thousand times, yes!

563
00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:08,273
I love you! I love you!

564
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,698
Oh my God!
Oh my God, we're getting married!

565
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,486
This is crazy!

566
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,616
This is crazy.

567
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,703
- Oh, Morgan!
- <i>Mazel tov.</i>

568
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,914
Oh my God!

569
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:35,467
<i>Stripped to the waist
We fall into the river</i>

570
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:44,726
<i>Cover your eyes
So you don't know the secret</i>

571
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,110
<i>I've been trying to hide</i>

572
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:54,319
<i>We held our breath
To see our names are written</i>

573
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,620
<i>On the wreck of '86</i>

574
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,244
<i>That was the year
I knew the panic was over</i>

575
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,129
<i>Yeah, since we found out</i>

576
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,131
<i>Since we found out</i>

577
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:13,134
<i>That anything could happen</i>

578
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,136
<i>Anything could happen</i>

579
00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:19,891
<i>Anything could happen
Anything could happen</i>

580
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,394
<i>Anything could happen</i>

581
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:26,267
<i>Anything could happen
Anything could</i>