1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,712 [soft rock playing on radio] 2 00:00:12,922 --> 00:00:14,924 [cashier] So that'll be $2.35. 3 00:00:16,801 --> 00:00:20,179 [Mickey] Shit. Fuck, dude, I don't have my wallet. 4 00:00:20,263 --> 00:00:21,514 Can I pay you back later? 5 00:00:21,597 --> 00:00:23,224 [cashier] No, we don't do that. 6 00:00:23,307 --> 00:00:24,893 [Mickey] Dude, I live, like, two blocks from here. 7 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:26,519 I'll run home, get money, come back, pay you. 8 00:00:26,603 --> 00:00:29,063 I'll pay you more than I owe you. I'll give you a big tip. 9 00:00:29,147 --> 00:00:31,608 [cashier] No. You just go home, get your money, 10 00:00:31,691 --> 00:00:33,442 then come back and get your coffee. 11 00:00:33,526 --> 00:00:36,487 [Mickey] Dude, I fucking need this coffee right now, please, dude. 12 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,198 I need it to, like, you know, get shit going. 13 00:00:39,282 --> 00:00:41,284 Please, please, do me a solid. 14 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:42,786 This isn't a charity. 15 00:00:42,869 --> 00:00:45,579 If you not gonna pay it, just go. Get out. 16 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:47,957 [Mickey stutters] What, you're just gonna let that coffee get cold? 17 00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:49,751 You're just gonna waste that cup of coffee? 18 00:00:49,834 --> 00:00:51,670 - [cashier] Yeah. - That doesn't make any sense. 19 00:00:51,753 --> 00:00:54,463 No, I'm fucking taking this coffee right now. 20 00:00:54,547 --> 00:00:56,174 No, no, no, no, you stealing the coffee. 21 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,843 I'm calling the police. You're on the cameras. 22 00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:00,594 - I'm on the cameras? Big fucking deal. - Yeah, yeah. It's... 23 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:03,431 Hi, hello. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care, you have me on the camera. 24 00:01:03,514 --> 00:01:04,933 You know me, dude. I'm good for it. 25 00:01:05,016 --> 00:01:06,350 I'll come right back. 26 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,478 Hey, you know what? I got this. It's cool. 27 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:11,397 [cashier] Are you sure? 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,983 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. 29 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:15,735 [clicks tongue] Okay. 30 00:01:15,819 --> 00:01:17,236 And a pack of cigarettes? 31 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,989 And a pack of smokes. 32 00:01:20,073 --> 00:01:21,074 Parliaments. 33 00:01:27,914 --> 00:01:29,082 Thanks. 34 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:32,919 You know what? Fuck you. 35 00:01:33,002 --> 00:01:36,047 You're a mean, nasty little motherfucker. 36 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,967 You know me. I come in here every fucking week. 37 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:41,177 I know your whole fucking family. 38 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,346 I know your mother. She's mean. 39 00:01:43,429 --> 00:01:45,849 I know your brother. He looks weirdly old. 40 00:01:45,932 --> 00:01:48,309 And your creepy uncle that says dumb shit to me, 41 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:49,894 but I don't ever complain about that. 42 00:01:49,978 --> 00:01:54,190 You're just a lonely, sad, evil motherfucker! 43 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:59,445 Okay. So... 44 00:01:59,528 --> 00:02:01,072 that'll be $9.89. 45 00:02:02,365 --> 00:02:04,826 [theme music playing] 46 00:02:15,298 --> 00:02:20,298 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 47 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,473 Hey. 48 00:02:28,266 --> 00:02:29,267 Hey. 49 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,311 I'm not crazy. That dude's a fucking asshole. 50 00:02:33,646 --> 00:02:36,149 Yeah. No... I don't know. 51 00:02:36,232 --> 00:02:37,233 [chuckles softly] 52 00:02:37,316 --> 00:02:39,402 What? I have money. I can pay you back. 53 00:02:39,485 --> 00:02:42,113 Uh, yeah, I know. It's... But you don't have to. 54 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,782 I live, like, two blocks from here. 55 00:02:43,865 --> 00:02:47,869 If you just follow me, I'll run inside and grab you your money. 56 00:02:47,952 --> 00:02:49,829 Uh... 57 00:02:49,913 --> 00:02:51,414 You know what? It's totally cool. 58 00:02:51,497 --> 00:02:53,792 It's on me. Just, um, you can have a nice day. 59 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,835 Don't be a fucking hero. 60 00:02:57,837 --> 00:02:59,798 [flicking lighter] 61 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,300 So you live nearby? It's not, like... 62 00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:05,887 - a huge haul? - I live right nearby. 63 00:03:06,846 --> 00:03:08,222 I'm Mickey. 64 00:03:08,306 --> 00:03:11,267 Mickey, hey, I'm Gus. Nice to meet ya. 65 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,523 [Gus] So you live around here? 66 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:20,068 [Mickey] Yeah, right up there. [Gus] Cool. 67 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:22,611 For how long? 68 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:25,990 [Mickey] I moved here, I wanna say, five, six years ago, from Jersey. 69 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:28,326 - Ah. - Where are you from? 70 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,535 Oh, I'm sure you've heard of it. 71 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:33,206 It's the, uh... major city of Brookings, South Dakota. 72 00:03:33,289 --> 00:03:36,042 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who invented boredom's from there. 73 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,751 [chuckles] Yeah, right, yeah. 74 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:40,004 It's for, uh, all the people who can't handle 75 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:43,299 all the intensity of, uh... Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you know? 76 00:03:47,053 --> 00:03:48,304 [Mickey] Where do you live in LA? 77 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,392 - Um... you know the Hollywood sign? - Mmm-hmm. 78 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:56,145 I actually live inside the letter "O." 79 00:03:57,897 --> 00:03:59,315 Which one? There are three. 80 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:02,401 Good question. It's a great question. 81 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:05,947 Uh, well, not the first "O," 'cause the rent's insane. 82 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,031 Obviously. 83 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:09,700 Uh... but I live in the second "O." 84 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:12,912 In "wood." First "O" in "wood." 85 00:04:19,878 --> 00:04:21,087 [coughs] 86 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:33,557 [boy] Yeah! Go faster, go faster! 87 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:34,725 [woman] Jacob, settle. 88 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,685 - Someone needs a nap. - Faster! 89 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,191 I don't normally like to gossip, 90 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:45,444 but did you hear that Jacob needs a nap? 91 00:04:45,528 --> 00:04:47,405 I did. I did hear that. 92 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:51,784 And it's like, "Fuckin' Jacob, give your mom a break." 93 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,163 [Gus] So, yeah, I'm not for sure, 94 00:04:55,246 --> 00:04:59,375 but I think around here's where they filmed, uh, Armed and Dangerous. 95 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,920 John Candy and Eugene Levy and... 96 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:05,131 [chuckles] They play these, like, security guards who, um... 97 00:05:06,257 --> 00:05:09,677 They, like, bust, like, a coke ring, drug cartel sort of thing. 98 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,679 [Mickey] You're making this up. [Gus] No, no. 99 00:05:11,762 --> 00:05:13,389 It is very real 100 00:05:13,472 --> 00:05:15,849 and... very funny. 101 00:05:15,934 --> 00:05:19,770 My friends once Airbnb'd the house from Nightmare on Elm Street. 102 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,690 - Whoa! So cool. That's awesome. - Fuck, no. 103 00:05:22,773 --> 00:05:25,651 I wouldn't wanna sleep in the house where Freddy Krueger lived. 104 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:28,362 Well, Freddy didn't live there. 105 00:05:28,446 --> 00:05:31,574 It's, like, the girl who has nightmares about Freddy lives there. 106 00:05:31,657 --> 00:05:32,951 Whatever, it... 107 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,168 [Mickey] You got work today? [Gus] Nah. 108 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:44,503 - You? - [Mickey] Monday. 109 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:45,671 What do you do? 110 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:49,133 I'm a program manager at a satellite radio station. 111 00:05:49,217 --> 00:05:51,844 Ah, that sounds important. 112 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:54,847 Sounds way more important than it is. You? 113 00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:57,558 - I work in TV. - Oh! 114 00:05:57,641 --> 00:06:00,228 Yeah. I'm an on-set teacher. 115 00:06:00,311 --> 00:06:02,855 Oh, you're a... you're a tutor? 116 00:06:02,938 --> 00:06:05,108 Yeah. On-set teacher. 117 00:06:05,191 --> 00:06:07,443 For the show, um... [clicks tongue] Witchita. 118 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,738 - Have you heard of it? - No. 119 00:06:10,821 --> 00:06:11,822 Oh, it's this, uh... 120 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:16,452 It's a show about this group of witches who secretly live in the suburbs. 121 00:06:16,535 --> 00:06:18,121 Sort of like, um... 122 00:06:18,204 --> 00:06:21,915 Desperate Housewives meets... I don't know, witches. 123 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,459 Oh, wait, I've seen the billboard for that show. 124 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,712 The "T" in Witchita is a witch being burned on a cross? 125 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:28,881 - That's right. That's the one. - [chuckles] 126 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:32,010 So, is that what you wanna do, just be a tutor forever? 127 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:35,554 No. I mean, I'd like to be more on the creative side of things. 128 00:06:35,638 --> 00:06:36,930 I actually... 129 00:06:37,015 --> 00:06:40,601 I wrote this episode of Witchita and it's just, like, in my drawer and, 130 00:06:40,684 --> 00:06:42,395 you know, I'm hoping one day, 131 00:06:42,478 --> 00:06:44,980 maybe I can give it to the right person on the show and... 132 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:46,274 I don't know. 133 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:48,234 You wanna write for Witchita? 134 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:50,069 Well, I'm not... 135 00:06:50,153 --> 00:06:53,989 I mean, it's more of a means to an end, like, I guess my goal is, um... 136 00:06:54,073 --> 00:06:55,199 This is weird. 137 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:58,286 Have you ever heard of, um, erotic thrillers? 138 00:06:58,369 --> 00:06:59,912 Like, horror porn? 139 00:07:00,913 --> 00:07:02,248 No, more like, uh... 140 00:07:02,331 --> 00:07:05,876 Fatal Attraction or Basic Instinct or, like, Brian De Palma movies. 141 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,920 You know, people love those movies. 142 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:10,006 And they made a whole bunch of 'em but now they don't anymore. 143 00:07:10,089 --> 00:07:12,050 So I feel like, you know, people would really... 144 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:13,426 Yeah, I guess now with the Internet, 145 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:15,761 you don't have to go to a movie theater to see boobs. 146 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,139 I think that's part of it, yeah. 147 00:07:18,222 --> 00:07:19,348 Plus, you know, 148 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:22,351 Michael Douglas is, like, 200 years old now, so... 149 00:07:22,435 --> 00:07:25,021 Well, if you ever make one of those, I will go see it in the theater. 150 00:07:25,104 --> 00:07:26,189 Those movies are great. 151 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:27,898 This is my place, so... 152 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,068 - I'll run in and grab my wallet. - Okay. 153 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:34,405 [blows raspberries] 154 00:07:37,075 --> 00:07:38,242 Hey, morning. 155 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,743 - What? - [dog barks] 156 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:40,953 Morning. 157 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:45,624 - Hi! - Hi. 158 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:48,336 Uh, you weren't here when I got here, so I just let myself in. 159 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:50,463 Also, the door was unlocked, so I just walked in. 160 00:07:50,546 --> 00:07:52,631 I gotta grab something from my room. 161 00:07:52,715 --> 00:07:53,882 Great. 162 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,803 What? 163 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,766 Shit. 164 00:08:06,437 --> 00:08:08,147 Fuck! Shit! 165 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:11,567 Hey, uh, I can't find my wallet. Can I borrow 20 bucks? 166 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,277 Oh, sorry. I'm paper-free. 167 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:15,238 I only use credit cards and Apple Pay. 168 00:08:15,321 --> 00:08:16,489 Oh. 169 00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,950 - How's the unpacking going? - Good. Good. 170 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,827 Could you help me carry my dresser in? 171 00:08:23,621 --> 00:08:24,830 Of course. 172 00:08:24,913 --> 00:08:26,332 [Gus straining] So I'll just, uh... 173 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:28,167 - Just back it up here. Ooh. - [Bertie grunts] 174 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,502 - This is heavy. - Yeah. 175 00:08:29,585 --> 00:08:32,130 - You mind if we just set it down? - [both grunting] 176 00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:35,091 I think if we take the drawers out, it'd just be, uh, a lot lighter. 177 00:08:35,174 --> 00:08:36,384 Oh, okay. 178 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:38,427 - Oh. You got stuff in here. - Yeah. 179 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:42,265 - [both grunting] - [Gus] Ow! 180 00:08:42,348 --> 00:08:44,183 - What are those, books? - Yeah. 181 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,227 - Coloring books. - From when I was a kid. 182 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,188 You took all this stuff with you from Australia? 183 00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:51,107 Yeah, it all reminds me of home. 184 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:53,734 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah. 185 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,404 Oh, yeah, that's much better. That's good. 186 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:58,156 So, how long have you known Mickey for? 187 00:08:58,239 --> 00:09:00,991 Uh, about 15 minutes. How about you? 188 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,368 Since yesterday. 189 00:09:03,952 --> 00:09:06,414 - She's cool, right? - Oh, my God, she's so cool. 190 00:09:06,497 --> 00:09:08,874 - Yeah. - Yeah. But, like, a little bit scary. 191 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,794 - Yeah, she is scary, right? - But so cool. 192 00:09:11,877 --> 00:09:13,296 [stutters] Oh. Fart. 193 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:14,797 Okay. Sorry. 194 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,550 - It's a nice place. - [Bertie] Yeah, it's good, isn't it? 195 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,967 So where are we, uh, taking this? 196 00:09:19,051 --> 00:09:21,011 - To the back bedroom. - Oh, okay. 197 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,221 Oh, you guys made it in. 198 00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:24,223 [grunts] Yeah. 199 00:09:24,307 --> 00:09:26,184 Sorry, I had to pee so bad. 200 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:28,727 - Oh, we managed. Yeah. - Yeah. 201 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,689 So, I left my wallet at this place, Bliss House. 202 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,401 I went there last night and I think I dropped it in the collection basket. 203 00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:39,071 Oh, wow. That sounds, like, super stressful. 204 00:09:39,155 --> 00:09:40,864 Well, you don't have to worry about paying me back. 205 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,450 You know, I'm just gonna head home. 206 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:45,035 I'll Uber home or something. Yeah. 207 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,830 I can give you a ride. I have to go to Bliss House anyway. 208 00:09:47,913 --> 00:09:49,457 I can go there first, get my wallet. 209 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:52,125 That sounds like it will work perfectly. 210 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,920 Oh, uh, yeah. I mean, if you don't... 211 00:09:55,838 --> 00:09:57,298 mind, er... 212 00:09:57,381 --> 00:09:59,800 - It was her idea. Why would she mind? - Right. 213 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:01,594 Come on. What the fuck else are you gonna do today? 214 00:10:01,677 --> 00:10:03,136 Let's go have an adventure. 215 00:10:03,221 --> 00:10:04,888 Yeah. Sure. 216 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,849 Have an adventure. Okay. 217 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,287 - This is the place? - Oh, yeah, this is it. 218 00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:30,956 I went to visit my friend here last night, 219 00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:33,542 and it turned out to be some kind of, like, church? 220 00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:35,043 - [Gus] Mmm-hmm. - Which isn't really my thing. 221 00:10:35,127 --> 00:10:37,796 But then they passed around a basket and I didn't wanna be rude, 222 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,047 so I put a couple dollars in, 223 00:10:39,131 --> 00:10:40,591 [chuckling] and then I guess I put my whole wallet in. 224 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,801 You dropped the whole wallet in? 225 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:46,013 Yeah. Ambien and going out don't mix. 226 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:47,931 Oh, I'll remember that. 227 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,226 So... Wait, so the guy you met here, 228 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:53,396 was he, like, a boyfriend guy, or what? 229 00:10:53,479 --> 00:10:56,899 Maybe if that door's locked, you can boost me up through that window. 230 00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,234 Uh... 231 00:10:58,317 --> 00:11:00,193 - Okay. - Oh! 232 00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:01,570 [Gus] Oh. 233 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:11,414 [Gus softly] Is anyone here? 234 00:11:12,456 --> 00:11:15,000 - Are we scared? - I think this is the way. 235 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,670 - Oh, my God! Holy fuck! - [squealing] 236 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:21,048 Cut, cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! 237 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:22,174 What the fuck is this? 238 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:23,342 - Oh, my God. - [chuckles] 239 00:11:23,426 --> 00:11:24,510 [director] What the fuck is this? 240 00:11:24,593 --> 00:11:26,554 [stutters] Sorry, I thought this was Bliss House. 241 00:11:26,637 --> 00:11:28,347 What's Blizzows? 242 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:30,265 I was here last night, and this was a church. 243 00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:32,976 Yeah, it's a rental location. Who's posted at the back door? 244 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,020 We just lost an entire fucking take! 245 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,648 And you, Sparky? Yeah. I can see you breathing on the monitor. 246 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,025 You breathe again and I'll fucking kill you for real. 247 00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:41,109 All right, let's go again. 248 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:42,528 Uh, is there a lost and found? 249 00:11:42,611 --> 00:11:44,071 Oh, my God! Are you still here? 250 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:45,906 Can you go, please? Can you, please? 251 00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,075 - I beg of you. Just go. - All right, folks, I need you to clear. 252 00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:49,868 - When is this gonna be on? - What the fuck are we making? 253 00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:52,705 Huh, guys? A student film? Is that what this is? 254 00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:54,540 Am I the only one here who gives a shit? 255 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:56,500 Congrats on finding your wallet. 256 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,251 I can't believe it. They didn't steal anything. 257 00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:01,213 - I know. - I mean, big ups for Bliss House. 258 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:04,925 Who puts a wallet with money in it into a lost and found? 259 00:12:05,008 --> 00:12:07,553 - I would. - Yeah, right. 260 00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:09,680 I'm serious. Why would I steal somebody's, like, wallet? 261 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,056 That's insane. 262 00:12:11,139 --> 00:12:13,892 Aw, what a nice little Midwesterner you are. 263 00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:15,018 Oh. 264 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,145 My mom always tells me I should date a Midwestern boy, 265 00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:19,398 'cause they're really sweet and honest. 266 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,524 - Oh, really? - Mmm-hmm. 267 00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:22,025 Well, uh, tell your mom... 268 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,694 to go fuck herself. 269 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,322 I'm kidding, that's a joke. I didn't... 270 00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:28,449 I got it. 271 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,158 You know what's good for a hangover? 272 00:12:30,242 --> 00:12:31,577 - Hmm? - Rally's breakfast food. 273 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,829 And I'm finally awake early enough to eat it. 274 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:34,955 Yeah. Yeah. 275 00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,250 [Mickey grunts] 276 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,045 Oh, you know what else would make you feel good? 277 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,338 - What, like, fluids? - Weed. 278 00:12:43,422 --> 00:12:44,590 Oh, weed. 279 00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,717 Really? Oh. 280 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,010 Okay, I guess I wouldn't think... 281 00:12:48,093 --> 00:12:50,095 you know, that would be the best... Sure. 282 00:12:50,178 --> 00:12:52,765 Yeah, no, 'cause if you smoke, then you're gonna feel better. 283 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:56,519 And then if you're stoned, the food is gonna taste even better. 284 00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:58,353 Which I didn't even think was possible. 285 00:12:58,437 --> 00:13:00,856 Um... yeah. Okay. 286 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:03,567 No, let's do it. Let's, uh... let's get high. 287 00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:04,860 Do you not really smoke? 288 00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,531 I'm not, like, fucking... Cheech and Chong or something. 289 00:13:08,614 --> 00:13:09,865 But, no, I... [mumbling] 290 00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:11,617 [stammers] Yeah, well, I don't normally, like... 291 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,745 do this, like, wake and bake or whatever. I'm not a stoner. It just... 292 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,121 You seem like you could use it right now. 293 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,247 Yeah, and I'm not judging you. 294 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,916 It's like, no judgments or anything, you know? 295 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,208 Here. 296 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,085 Oh, okay. Um... 297 00:13:24,254 --> 00:13:25,756 So, I, uh... 298 00:13:33,806 --> 00:13:35,974 [sputters and coughs] 299 00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:43,356 Oh, Jesus fuckin'... 300 00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,569 - Okay. - How old are you? 301 00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,779 - Why? - I don't know. 302 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,280 Wait. 303 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,533 Do I seem like I'm 12 years old right now or... 304 00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,702 You're like a 40-year-old 12-year-old or something. 305 00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:57,287 [chuckling] I'm, uh... I'm 31. 306 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,831 - Okay. - How old are you? 307 00:13:58,914 --> 00:13:59,957 I'm 32. 308 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,875 Oh, so you're, like, a grade older than me. 309 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,544 Mmm-hmm. I'm the older woman. 310 00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:05,546 So in a year, you'll be... 311 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,466 as old as, um... 312 00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:10,258 [chuckling] Jesus when he died. 313 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:21,311 Wow. 314 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,021 Whoa, it's coming out your... 315 00:14:23,105 --> 00:14:24,565 You're really good at that. 316 00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:27,735 It's like watching my dad change a tire. 317 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,152 Here, take another. 318 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,696 Okay. Yeah. 319 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,410 [coughing] 320 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,624 [grunts] I'm sorry I'm coughing so much. I... 321 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:43,000 It's okay. How you feelin'? 322 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417 [inhales] Good. 323 00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:46,629 This is strong stuff. 324 00:14:46,712 --> 00:14:48,964 Yeah. Green Crack. 325 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:51,675 It's like a hyper sort of super mellow high. 326 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:52,843 Heavy indica. 327 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,595 - Indica? - Yeah. 328 00:14:54,678 --> 00:14:55,804 [stammers] What's indica, again? 329 00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:58,974 Indica like "in the couch." Body high. 330 00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,684 Oh, in da couch. 331 00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:02,978 - In da car seat. - [both chuckle] 332 00:15:05,814 --> 00:15:07,733 [exhaling] 333 00:15:08,776 --> 00:15:10,235 I'm just getting a little hot, so I'm just gonna... 334 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:12,279 What the fuck are you doing? No, we're hot-boxing. 335 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:13,739 No, no, no, don't dilute it with oxygen. 336 00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:15,783 Oh. Okay. 337 00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:17,159 Okay. 338 00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:18,786 - You're gonna be fine. - Mmm-hmm. 339 00:15:18,869 --> 00:15:20,245 [inhales deeply] 340 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:24,833 What's that sign say? 341 00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:28,295 "One way." 342 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,797 "One way." 343 00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:32,883 "One way." 344 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:36,261 Is that the secret to life? 345 00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:39,472 Maybe. 346 00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:40,933 Who's to say? 347 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:47,397 You're a weird little dude. [chuckles] 348 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,149 - Stoned or not. - Yeah. 349 00:15:49,232 --> 00:15:51,151 - You're a fucking weird little dude. - [engine starting] 350 00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:03,706 So you don't need these windows up? 351 00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:07,209 No. I'm smoking a cigarette. 352 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,963 Oh, 'cause it stinks, you have the windows down. 353 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:14,174 But you're not concerned anymore about the hot-boxing. 354 00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,383 - With the smoke... - Dude, you're high. 355 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,219 Don't worry about the hot-boxing. 356 00:16:29,648 --> 00:16:31,358 [man on speaker] Welcome to Rally's. Can I take your order? 357 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:32,735 [Mickey] Yeah, can I get two hash browns? 358 00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,152 Yes! 359 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:36,446 - Probably get four. - Yes! 360 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,324 And then can you take some hamburger cheese and melt it on top? 361 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,702 [in a deep voice] Oh, fuck, yes. 362 00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,411 - [sighs] - [man on speaker] We can't do that, ma'am. 363 00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:45,038 [Mickey] Yeah, you can. I've done it before. 364 00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:46,498 Is Jeff there? 'Cause he knows the drill. 365 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:47,791 [exhales] 366 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,418 Then, oh, uh, two breakfast sandwiches. 367 00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:51,920 And then add two more to that. 368 00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:55,007 And then, for two of those, take the bacon away, 369 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,050 put some sausage on it. 370 00:16:57,134 --> 00:17:01,471 And for the other two, take... the cheese off of one, 371 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,724 then add more cheese to the second one. 372 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:10,105 Why is that guy staring at us? 373 00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,149 - What? What guy? - You see that? 374 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,401 You see that guy, like, across the street, like, in the window? 375 00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:16,528 He's, like, this Asian guy and he's, like, looking at us. 376 00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,614 Like, through the fucking window. What's his problem? 377 00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:21,366 Who's that guy? Why is he staring at us? 378 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:25,829 That's a cardboard cut-out of an Asian lady giving somebody a massage. 379 00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:29,708 Right. No, but she's, like, staring at us though, right? 380 00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,043 Yeah, it's aggressive. 381 00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,753 Yeah. It's unnerving. 382 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:33,921 [man on speaker] Anything else? 383 00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:36,757 Yeah, we should probably get two coffees. 384 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,967 - Fuck, yes. - Fuck you. 385 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,137 [Mickey] I love this so much. 386 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,389 [Gus] I feel like it hasn't tasted this good since I was a kid. 387 00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:46,599 Mmm! I love the way it smells. 388 00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,351 Yeah! I know. 389 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,897 My last girlfriend, she fuckin' hated the smell of fast food. 390 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:54,024 She hated it when I ate, like, fast food. 391 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,608 Is that why you guys broke up? 392 00:17:55,693 --> 00:17:57,402 'Cause of your affair with fast food? 393 00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,529 Yeah. Uh-huh. She, uh... [sniffles] 394 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,281 caught me fooling around with a Big Mac once. 395 00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:05,493 Yeah, she, like, walked in on us, and I was, like, playing with its boobs. 396 00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:11,208 I regret making that joke. 397 00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:16,964 - So, you guys broke up, huh? - Yeah. 398 00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:21,468 I know it's supposed to be, like... the nice thing to say, like, 399 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:24,637 "Oh, we broke up and it was mutual," but... 400 00:18:26,056 --> 00:18:27,808 Whatever. Like, I broke up with her. 401 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,142 Why? 402 00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:30,435 She cheated on me. 403 00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:32,896 Oh, I'm sorry, dude. That fucking sucks. 404 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,315 Yeah, I'm getting through it. 405 00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:38,861 And we'd been together for a few years. It's just weird 'cause, like, 406 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:41,571 I was with somebody else a few years before that, 407 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,907 and so it's just like, I feel like I'm, like... 408 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:47,369 leap-frogging, you know, from, like, one long-term thing to the next. 409 00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,747 And it's just like... [mumbling] 410 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,498 I feel you on that one. 411 00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,751 I went to Bliss House last night to see my ex. 412 00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:57,379 I think he's still really hung up on me. 413 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,133 And it's sad, you know? Sad to see him sad. 414 00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:03,385 But I didn't fuckin' cave. 415 00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:04,928 Oh, that's good. 416 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,096 - Cheers to me. - Good for you. 417 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,597 - Cheers to you. - Mmm-hmm. 418 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,182 Definitely. 419 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:10,475 How are you doing? Are you hungover? 420 00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:13,311 [sighing] Uh... I'm feeling better. 421 00:19:14,229 --> 00:19:15,898 Like, all over. I'm just feeling, like... 422 00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:17,858 up here, a little spacey. 423 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:19,276 - Really? - Yeah. Oh... 424 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,568 I thought the coffee would fix that. 425 00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:22,695 You know, caffeine and weed. Poor man's speedball. 426 00:19:23,864 --> 00:19:24,907 What'd you say? 427 00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:27,993 Oh, speedball? [chuckles] 428 00:19:28,076 --> 00:19:30,287 I thought you said, "Poor man's Spaceballs." 429 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,831 So I was like, fuckin'... 430 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,166 [chuckles] 431 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:37,669 a guy, like, with no money, like, made Spaceballs? 432 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,129 [chuckling] 433 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,255 Is that even conceivable? 434 00:19:40,338 --> 00:19:42,966 That a guy who had no money would make Spaceballs? 435 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,092 Let's get you home. 436 00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:45,427 Oh, okay. 437 00:19:47,512 --> 00:19:49,181 [sighs] 438 00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:50,557 I think I need to lie down or something 439 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,976 'cause I'm just, like... [mimics retching] 440 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,770 All right. Come on. I'll put you in the backseat. 441 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:57,480 Okay. Yeah. No, you should see Spaceballs. 442 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,232 It's, like, really funny. 443 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:02,152 'Cause it's, like, a spoof of Star Wars, 444 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:06,614 but it's also, like, a spoof of, like, different sci-fi movies. 445 00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:09,617 Like, Planet of the Apes and Star Trek. Like... 446 00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,494 Okay. Where do you live? 447 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,538 Uh, 1410 Amber. 448 00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:15,415 Great. Taking you there. 449 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:21,880 But it, like, really puts, like, Star Wars in its crosshairs. 450 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:27,469 [hip-hop song playing] 451 00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:47,030 [camera clicks] 452 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:51,618 - You got a busy day? - Yeah. 453 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,536 Doesn't seem like it, 'cause you got me high 454 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,830 and then you drove around. 455 00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:57,582 Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, huh? 456 00:20:57,665 --> 00:20:59,960 No, I'm glad you did. It's just, like... 457 00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,545 you didn't have stuff to do today. 458 00:21:02,712 --> 00:21:04,214 Gotta get cat food. 459 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,884 - [Gus] Hey, Mickey? - Hmm? 460 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:10,262 - Thanks for driving. - You're welcome. 461 00:21:16,268 --> 00:21:17,727 All right, dude. We're here. 462 00:21:24,192 --> 00:21:26,987 Shit! Fuck! Back up. We gotta go. 463 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,906 - You've gotta get out first. - No, no, no. 464 00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:30,448 I fucked up and gave the wrong address. 465 00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:32,700 This is Natalie's place, okay? You gotta get of here. Fuck! 466 00:21:32,784 --> 00:21:34,161 - You took me to your ex-girlfriend's? - Just go. 467 00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:35,370 - That's fuckin' awesome, dude. - Just go. 468 00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:36,704 - Gus? - Please, God damn it. 469 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:40,292 - Shit, shit, shit! - What're you doing here? 470 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,335 - Hey. Hi. - [Natalie] Hi. 471 00:21:42,419 --> 00:21:43,586 Why are you here? 472 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,548 Uh... just... 473 00:21:46,631 --> 00:21:48,258 I'm just being a goof. 474 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,717 [stammers] I'm just being a goofball. 475 00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,594 I can't hear... Can you roll down the window? 476 00:21:54,222 --> 00:21:56,183 - I said I'm being a goofball. - Mmm. 477 00:21:57,893 --> 00:21:59,852 The car reeks of weed. 478 00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:01,646 - Does it? - Yeah. 479 00:22:02,564 --> 00:22:04,816 Huh, I didn't... I don't know why... 480 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,319 Hi. Who's this? 481 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,822 Hey, I'm Mickey. 482 00:22:10,906 --> 00:22:13,866 Oh, hi, Mickey. Gus, what the fuck? 483 00:22:13,951 --> 00:22:16,078 I can explain. Okay? Let me explain. 484 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,290 - Okay, I know this is weird, okay? - Sure. 485 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,209 I fucked up. I shouldn't have come here. 486 00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:26,129 It's 11:00 a.m. and you're stoned and you're at my house. I'm worried. 487 00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:28,590 Well, you don't have to be worried about me, okay? 488 00:22:28,673 --> 00:22:30,758 Like, I'm fine. I'm having a good time. 489 00:22:30,842 --> 00:22:31,926 - Yeah. No, obviously. - I'm having fun. 490 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,512 And then you came here to rub it in my face, or what? 491 00:22:34,596 --> 00:22:37,015 Huh? No, I just... 492 00:22:37,099 --> 00:22:39,851 I gave her, like, the wrong address by accident, that's all. 493 00:22:39,934 --> 00:22:41,269 You meant to come here. 494 00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:44,481 You still think you live here? You can't get over us being apart? 495 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,815 Oh, my God, no. 496 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,318 That is, like, so narcissistic of you. 497 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,652 - So pathetic. - It was a brain fart. 498 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,363 I didn't mean to show up, okay? 499 00:22:51,446 --> 00:22:53,073 Great. Then maybe now would be a good time 500 00:22:53,156 --> 00:22:54,741 to get the boxes out of my house. 501 00:22:54,824 --> 00:22:57,744 Natalie, there's not that many boxes, okay? They're fine. 502 00:22:57,827 --> 00:23:00,163 [Natalie] Perfect. Then I want my hallway cleared. 503 00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:02,749 Can I just come back later, because this is, like, super awkward for me, 504 00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:04,251 and I don't want to have to be going in and out... 505 00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:06,003 - Now! - [Mickey] Okay. 506 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,464 I got it. 507 00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:11,716 - Great. She's got it. - [mumbling] She's gonna do it. 508 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:12,842 Hmm? She's gonna do it. 509 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,178 Hey, can you take your shoes off before you walk into my house? 510 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,304 Yeah. 511 00:23:17,305 --> 00:23:18,431 [Natalie] Shoes off! 512 00:23:22,352 --> 00:23:24,229 [Gus speaking indistinctly] 513 00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,524 ...work through it, you know? 514 00:23:30,527 --> 00:23:34,864 So you just came by here with her to make me jealous, or what? 515 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,491 I mean, I'm hooking up with other people, too. 516 00:23:36,574 --> 00:23:37,617 - Great. - Great! 517 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,327 I'm glad you're hooking up with people, okay? 518 00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:41,371 Because you did when we were together, 519 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,748 so why would you stop after we broke up, right? 520 00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:45,167 Well, if it makes you feel better, 521 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,752 I wasn't hooking up with people when we were together. 522 00:23:48,336 --> 00:23:49,379 What? 523 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,506 I... 524 00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:54,217 I never cheated on you. 525 00:23:55,552 --> 00:23:57,220 [scoffs] Are you insane? 526 00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,889 You fucking... You told me. You said you cheated on me. 527 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,684 I needed to say that, otherwise you'd never break up with me. 528 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,063 So you lied about cheating on me? 529 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:07,772 Just one more box. 530 00:24:07,855 --> 00:24:09,691 Why didn't you just break up with me? 531 00:24:09,774 --> 00:24:11,193 I fucking tried, asshole. 532 00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:12,694 - Mmm-hmm. - I said that this isn't working, 533 00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:14,821 I said that I don't want to be in this anymore, 534 00:24:14,904 --> 00:24:18,283 and then you would just hold me and tell me that we would figure it out. 535 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:20,368 - [grunts] - [Gus shouting indistinctly] 536 00:24:20,452 --> 00:24:21,578 ...wanna see me get mad. 537 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,455 I'm not gonna get mad, okay? 538 00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:25,039 [Natalie] You're just gonna pretend it didn't happen, 539 00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:26,208 you're just gonna be okay with it. 540 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,000 Yeah, which is, like, a responsible, 541 00:24:28,085 --> 00:24:30,087 you know, nice, kind thing to do... 542 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,964 No, it's not! When one person wants out and the other one 543 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,549 - is forcing them to stay there... - Uh-huh. 544 00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:37,302 ...then your niceness becomes an assault. 545 00:24:37,385 --> 00:24:40,138 - Your kindness is pure fucking hostility. - Oh. 546 00:24:40,222 --> 00:24:41,973 All right. That's it. 547 00:24:42,056 --> 00:24:43,433 All right. You know what, I'm gonna go, so... 548 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,312 Yep, there's all your shit, Gus. Just boxes of DVDs. 549 00:24:47,395 --> 00:24:48,438 They're not DVDs. 550 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,981 - They're Blu-rays. - Whatever. 551 00:24:50,064 --> 00:24:51,816 So when you call them DVDs, you just actually end up 552 00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:53,067 sounding, like, super stupid. 553 00:24:53,151 --> 00:24:54,861 Okay, well, it's just shit you can watch online. 554 00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:56,238 You can't watch it online, okay? 555 00:24:56,321 --> 00:24:59,657 These Blu-rays have, like, exclusive, special features, you bitch! 556 00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:02,452 Great, it's just gonna be a bunch of plastic that ends up in a landfill. 557 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,412 You're right, you're right. I'm a huge asshole 558 00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,164 because I like special features. 559 00:25:06,248 --> 00:25:07,790 No one cares about the special features. 560 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,792 I do. I care about special features. 561 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,753 I think they rule and I think they're awesome. 562 00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:13,963 You know what the problem actually is with you? 563 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:15,382 - Oh, tell me. - [Mickey] That's it. We're done. 564 00:25:15,465 --> 00:25:17,175 Here you go. Mmm? 565 00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:19,927 Look, whatever you were gonna say to him, 566 00:25:20,011 --> 00:25:21,721 he doesn't need to hear it right now. 567 00:25:23,931 --> 00:25:25,016 [Gus] You know, Natalie, 568 00:25:25,099 --> 00:25:28,311 I can't believe you woke up one morning and just said, 569 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,563 "My life would be better without Gus," 570 00:25:30,647 --> 00:25:32,524 but... lucky you. 571 00:25:33,441 --> 00:25:34,567 You got your wish. 572 00:25:36,236 --> 00:25:37,654 [car door closes] 573 00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:43,785 You know what, fuck her. 574 00:25:44,827 --> 00:25:46,288 It's like, she never loved me. 575 00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:49,457 Our whole relationship was, like, fuckin' bullshit. 576 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:51,168 Yeah, well, guess what? Most are. 577 00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:52,752 You know what? That's so true. 578 00:25:52,835 --> 00:25:54,086 And nobody ever tells you that. 579 00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:56,298 Nobody ever just pulls you aside and goes, 580 00:25:56,381 --> 00:25:58,800 "Hey, just so you know, relationships are fucking bullshit." 581 00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:02,387 So I just keep believing in this fucking lie 582 00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:05,807 that a relationship evolves and gets better and... 583 00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:07,767 It's like, why do I believe that? 584 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:09,018 Where do these lies come from? 585 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:13,190 And it's like, "Oh, I know, fucking songs, and books, 586 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:15,525 and, you know, movies." 587 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:16,734 All these movies I've watched... 588 00:26:16,818 --> 00:26:18,695 - Mmm-hmm. - ...they're not real. 589 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,739 They're lies. They're lies like me and Natalie were lies. 590 00:26:21,823 --> 00:26:24,534 You know, it's like... what am I doing with these? 591 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,286 - Pleasantville? - Ugh. 592 00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:28,496 It's like, fuck you, Pleasantville. 593 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,664 Just fuck off! 594 00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:32,083 - Whoa! Yeah! - No, I shouldn't have... 595 00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:34,001 No, I like it. Do it again. 596 00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:35,670 Pretty Woman? 597 00:26:35,753 --> 00:26:38,172 Pretty Woman is such a lie. 598 00:26:38,256 --> 00:26:41,301 Like, a prostitute wouldn't fall in love with you. 599 00:26:41,384 --> 00:26:44,971 She would just, like, steal your shit and sell it for coke. 600 00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,681 - Fuck you! - [Mickey] Yeah, do it! 601 00:26:46,764 --> 00:26:48,140 - Go get 'em, tiger! - Oh, my God, this feels... 602 00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,601 It's like, Goodfellas? 603 00:26:49,684 --> 00:26:51,853 It's like, I listen to these fuckin' commentaries 604 00:26:51,936 --> 00:26:53,771 with Scorsese and it's like, 605 00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:55,898 [imitates Scorsese] "Oh, hey, guess what, 606 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:59,777 uh, all the food in Goodfellas is based on my mom's recipe." 607 00:26:59,861 --> 00:27:00,903 [normal voice] It's like, who cares? 608 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,572 - Yeah! - Fucking lies! 609 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:05,575 Like, go make lasagna with your mom and leave us alone! 610 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:06,951 Toy Story 3? 611 00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:09,787 It's like, fuck you, Pixar. 612 00:27:09,871 --> 00:27:12,374 You can't keep it up! The pressure's too high! 613 00:27:12,457 --> 00:27:14,334 Your movies suck now, Pixar. 614 00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,294 Yeah! Cars 2 was a piece of crap! 615 00:27:16,378 --> 00:27:17,712 Sweet Home Alabama? 616 00:27:17,795 --> 00:27:19,464 - Ugh! - Lies. 617 00:27:19,547 --> 00:27:21,633 - What Women Want? Lies! - Ugh! 618 00:27:21,716 --> 00:27:22,967 [Gus] When Harry Met Sally? 619 00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,386 - Fucking lies! - Lies! 620 00:27:24,469 --> 00:27:27,305 - Homeland season three? - Very confusing. 621 00:27:27,389 --> 00:27:30,350 Yeah. Like she could ever just sneak into Iran! 622 00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:32,394 It's like, fuck off! 623 00:27:32,477 --> 00:27:35,021 All these Blu-rays have been fuckin' weighing me down. 624 00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:36,689 Get it out of my life. 625 00:27:38,107 --> 00:27:41,027 [Mickey] Fuck! [Gus] Phew! 626 00:27:43,488 --> 00:27:45,698 Why did I throw out all my Blu-rays? 627 00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:47,700 - It's okay, buddy. You're just tired. - [sighs] 628 00:27:47,784 --> 00:27:48,951 Come on. 629 00:27:50,328 --> 00:27:52,079 - [Mickey] All right, duder. - [sighs] 630 00:27:52,163 --> 00:27:54,916 - Let's get you all snuggled up. - [groans] 631 00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:57,043 Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna, like... 632 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,711 - Shoes. - Oh. 633 00:28:00,755 --> 00:28:01,839 I think I might just, like, you know, 634 00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:05,885 I just, like, want to curl up and, like, watch Armed and Dangerous. 635 00:28:05,968 --> 00:28:07,136 Did I throw that out? 636 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,930 Yeah, you threw 'em all away. 637 00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:11,015 [groans] Why? 638 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:12,850 Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 639 00:28:12,934 --> 00:28:14,561 I just... Why did I do that? 640 00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:15,937 I just, like, I'm... 641 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,355 [sighs] 642 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:20,024 I flipped out in front of you at Natalie's, like, 643 00:28:20,107 --> 00:28:22,360 I'm so embarrassed. 644 00:28:22,444 --> 00:28:25,655 Dude, I'm the queen of eating shit. You should never be embarrassed. 645 00:28:26,197 --> 00:28:27,615 [inhales deeply] 646 00:28:27,699 --> 00:28:31,077 I've been waiting for somebody to say that to me, like, my whole life, so... 647 00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:33,996 means a lot. Thank you. 648 00:28:35,457 --> 00:28:38,793 Hey, hanging out today was, like... fun, right? 649 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,462 We had... It was fun time. 650 00:28:40,545 --> 00:28:42,672 Yeah. Normally, I hate meeting people, 651 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,256 but I didn't hate you. 652 00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:46,008 Um... [smacks lips] 653 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,428 can I get your phone number? 654 00:28:48,511 --> 00:28:49,554 Sure, yeah. Let's do it. 655 00:28:49,637 --> 00:28:50,805 Well, you don't have to or anything. 656 00:28:50,888 --> 00:28:52,807 - No, let's do it. - It's just... [inhales sharply] 657 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:53,975 Might be good. 658 00:29:00,482 --> 00:29:01,649 All right. 659 00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:04,569 [chuckling] Bye. 660 00:29:04,652 --> 00:29:07,196 Bye. Sorry, I'm... [mumbles] 661 00:29:11,075 --> 00:29:12,785 [laughs] 662 00:29:12,869 --> 00:29:13,953 Gus-Gus! 663 00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:16,748 I have that rug, but I have it in orange. 664 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,542 Mmm. I wanted the orange one. 665 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,254 [snoring] 666 00:29:24,881 --> 00:29:26,424 Good night, you little weirdo. 667 00:29:28,593 --> 00:29:30,887 Come on, Fluffy. [whistles] 668 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,348 - Fluffy! [whistles] - [cat meows] 669 00:29:35,392 --> 00:29:36,476 Hello, Fluffy. 670 00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:38,019 What is this film? 671 00:29:38,102 --> 00:29:41,105 Armed and Dangerous. That's John Candy. 672 00:29:41,188 --> 00:29:42,314 Who? 673 00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:44,859 Um, have you ever seen Uncle Buck? 674 00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,068 Nope. 675 00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:48,780 Uh, Vacation? 676 00:29:48,863 --> 00:29:49,947 I don't know it. 677 00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:52,617 Planes, Trains and Automobiles? 678 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,910 I haven't seen that. 679 00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,163 - Splash? - Of course. 680 00:29:57,246 --> 00:30:00,041 He's the guy who gets hit in the nuts with the racquetball. 681 00:30:00,124 --> 00:30:02,001 Oh, I love him! 682 00:30:03,545 --> 00:30:06,005 Hey, I got him! 683 00:30:08,299 --> 00:30:10,342 How do you know about this movie? 684 00:30:10,427 --> 00:30:11,761 Gus told me about it. 685 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,930 He said they filmed it near here. 686 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:24,317 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 687 00:30:24,399 --> 00:30:26,443 [rock music playing]