1 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,050 Marie? 2 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,550 Good morning, Crumb and Crumb Detective Agency. Please hold. 3 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,510 Yes, he'll be with you in just a minute. 4 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,600 Mr. and Mrs. Downing? 5 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,490 - P.J. - How are you, Eliot? 6 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:03,920 Helen. 7 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,450 You okay? 8 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:10,160 We still haven't heard anything. 9 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:12,710 Well, it only happened yesterday. 10 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,550 The kidnappers are probably as scared as you are. 11 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,590 I don't care what they want. I'll pay anything. 12 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:21,670 You've alerted the police. 13 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,220 Detective Casey's good, very good. 14 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,760 - We want you. - Look... 15 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:28,260 ...she's your daughter. 16 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,020 I can understand your wanting to rely on a private investigator... 17 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,610 ...but I simply don't have anyone who can give it the kind of attention it needs. 18 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:39,230 It's not what I want to hear, Eliot. 19 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:46,990 There is one possibility. 20 00:04:49,050 --> 00:04:52,000 - Harry Crumb. - Who's Harry Crumb? 21 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,870 He is one of them. 22 00:04:54,340 --> 00:04:57,750 First, there was Augustus Crumb, who founded the agency. 23 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,460 And then there was his son, Lionel Crumb... 24 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,510 ...perhaps the most brilliant detective of his time. 25 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:07,680 It was Lionel, God rest his soul, who entrusted me with the day-to-day... 26 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:10,930 - ...operations of Crumb and Crumb. - What about Harry Crumb? 27 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:14,440 He's Lionel's only offspring. Pure genius. 28 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:17,940 He's been on special assignment in the Midwest. 29 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,530 I have to pull some strings, but I may be able to convince him. 30 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:24,950 He's the last in a long line of great detectives. 31 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,400 He's good, huh? 32 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,490 Oh, he's better than good. He's a Crumb. 33 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:55,900 Damn. 34 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:08,160 Think, think, think. 35 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:28,130 Yeah. Now I've got you. 36 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:37,700 Help. Help. 37 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,490 Oh, yeah? If you're not cheating on me, whose socks are these? 38 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,660 I've never seen those before. 39 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,670 I get the feeling every time I walk out that door... 40 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,540 ...someone's gonna come in here and take my place. 41 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,710 Sleep in my bed and sit in my chair. 42 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,220 Harry Crumb. 43 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:17,900 It's for you. 44 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,200 Hi. How you doing? 45 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:34,250 It's nice to see you. Nice people, very nice people. 46 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:39,080 - Morning, Harry. - Morning, Georgie. 47 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,210 - Any calls yesterday? - No, Harry. 48 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:45,660 - How about today? - Nope. 49 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:48,970 But you do have a noon appointment with Mrs. MacIntyre. 50 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,050 - Are the photos back? - On your desk. 51 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:53,180 - Satin finish? - Glossies. 52 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:56,810 - Damn. Noon appointment, huh? - That's right. 53 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:59,430 Hold all my calls. 54 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,200 "One who engages in love affairs frivolously or casually." 55 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:24,920 One who engages in love affairs frivolously or casually. 56 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,560 Yes? 57 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:35,340 - Yes. Hello? Yes? Yeah? Yes. - It's Mrs. MacIntyre! 58 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,390 Thank you. 59 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:41,980 - Send her in. - Okay, Harry! 60 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,570 Mrs. MacIntyre. 61 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:58,280 Well, did you or didn't you get the pictures? 62 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:02,160 Did I get these pictures? 63 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,790 The tough part is not getting the pictures. 64 00:09:06,260 --> 00:09:08,630 The tough part is what you see... 65 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:11,670 ...what you learn about people. 66 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,960 Sad things. 67 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:15,760 Is that tree diseased? 68 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:20,970 - What are you talking about? - There is, Mr. Crumb... 69 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:24,440 ...a lot of money riding on this divorce. 70 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:27,770 Now, are you gonna show me those pictures or not? 71 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,900 There's some weird things going on in these pictures. 72 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,690 Sick things. 73 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:36,360 That husband of yours... 74 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,870 ...he's quite the philodendron. 75 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:44,290 - Just give me those pictures. - Sure. 76 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,770 You idiot. 77 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:56,050 These pictures are of me. 78 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,270 What? 79 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,970 Let me see those. 80 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,770 Not so fast. 81 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:09,610 I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. 82 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:12,650 I knew you were up to something. Now here's my proof. 83 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,320 It was you having an affair with your husband. 84 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,170 - What? - I've uncovered some low schemes... 85 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,000 ...but hiring me to take pornographic pictures... 86 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,730 ...of you and your husband is as low as it gets. 87 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,330 I don't believe this. 88 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:29,250 Well, believe what you want, but don't believe it here. 89 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:34,630 You are a poor excuse for a human being. 90 00:10:34,810 --> 00:10:36,180 Says you. 91 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:42,150 Next. 92 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,240 Boy. 93 00:10:58,670 --> 00:11:01,500 - Crumb and Crumb, serving greater Tulsa. - Crumb there? 94 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:04,990 - Yes, he is. Who, may I ask, is calling? - It's Eliot calling. 95 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,120 One moment, please. It's the home office. 96 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,970 Yes. Yes. 97 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:43,530 - Cherry? - No fruit, thank you. 98 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,260 Coke? 99 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,180 No, thank you. 100 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:55,910 Mix them together, you got a Cherry Coke. 101 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,170 A Cherry Coke. 102 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,570 Thanks. 103 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,480 What the hell are you doing, you big idiot? Open your eyes! 104 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,680 I see you've been redecorating. 105 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:34,190 Well, it's been 10 years, Mr. Crumb. 106 00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,020 I guess a lot's changed. 107 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,490 Yes and no. 108 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:44,070 Would you like a mint? Got them from the bus station. 109 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,160 They're very good. 110 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,280 No, thanks. 111 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,840 Well, I'll show you to your office, Mr. Crumb. 112 00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:56,050 Good. 113 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,600 - Mr. Crumb? - Yes? 114 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,190 Mr. Crumb? 115 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,320 Okay, I'm coming. 116 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,860 Mr. Crumb, are you there? 117 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,200 Mr. Crumb? 118 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,780 - Yes? - Mr. Draisen will see you now. 119 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,890 Exactly. 120 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,560 I really don't think you'll run into any trouble. 121 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,800 Just wanted a second opinion. 122 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,680 - Yes? - It's Harry Crumb. 123 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:14,050 - Oh, send him in. - Crumb? 124 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:17,560 - You mean... - That's right, the Harry Crumb. 125 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,490 By the shine of your suit, the cut of your shoes... 126 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:28,650 ...and the look in your eye, you must be Eliot Draisen. 127 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,610 No, I'm Draisen. 128 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,030 Master of disguises, eh? 129 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,770 Good, very good. 130 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,120 Actually, this is Jeffrey Brandt. He's one of our top men. 131 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,570 Exactly. 132 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,790 Eliot tells me you share my love of languages. 133 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:05,480 Why don't you just check in with me later, Jeff? 134 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,440 I'll bring Crumb up to speed on the Downing case. 135 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,360 Crumb, do you know what that is? 136 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:16,910 - An egg? - Yeah. Yeah. 137 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:20,160 Yeah. Well, what kind of egg? 138 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:25,570 - Bird egg? - No. No. No. It's a pterodactyl egg. 139 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,460 It's fossilised. 140 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,010 It's 90 million years old. 141 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:35,550 In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found. 142 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,720 You know, that may be worth something. 143 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:44,350 - That thought had crossed my mind. - We think a lot alike. 144 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,270 I like a man who thinks like me. 145 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,820 Did you bring your copy of the Downing file? 146 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,280 No need to. I've committed it to memory. 147 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,240 At 10:45, on the morning of June 11, it was discovered... 148 00:17:56,420 --> 00:18:00,200 ...that Jennifer Downing was abducted from Room 3 at Suki's... 149 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,580 ...1225 North Rodeo Drive. 150 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,620 Her assailant chloroformed Ms. Downing's attendant... 151 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,670 ...one Marie Cannell, and it's suspected, did the same to Ms. Downing. 152 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,520 A laundry cart was found in the rear parking lot. 153 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,630 Traces of chloroform were present. 154 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,140 This, no doubt, was their means of escape. 155 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:21,100 Still one thing puzzles me. 156 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,730 There was not one single mention of the stolen jewels. 157 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,190 There aren't any jewels. This is a kidnapping. 158 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,150 Just kidding. 159 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,150 I gotta go. 160 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,080 - Hello? - How's our girl? 161 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,840 Oh, she's nice, Mr. D, real nice. 162 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:55,090 I had to tell you one thing, Dwayne. We're in better shape than we thought. 163 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,310 Yeah? 164 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,760 - That guy Crumb I told you about? - Yeah? 165 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:03,260 I was right. The man's a complete and utter idiot. 166 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,100 This is excellent. 167 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:12,770 This is just plain old-fashioned excellent. 168 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:30,060 Would you mind taking your free hand off the doorbell? 169 00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,940 Sorry. Bit of an accident. 170 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:36,070 - You Crumb? - You know who I am. 171 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,230 That's right. Your cover's blown. 172 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,980 - My dad's upstairs. - So you'd have me believe... 173 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,490 ...you're P.J. Downing's daughter, huh? 174 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,120 Impossible. 175 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,860 I happen to know that P.J. Downing's daughter... 176 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:55,620 ...was kidnapped not more than 72 hours ago. 177 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,460 I'm Nikki, the other daughter. 178 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,200 Of course you are. It's just that I was told... 179 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:03,760 ...that P.J. Downing's daughter was a beautiful young woman... 180 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,100 ...so I momentarily mistook her for you. 181 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,600 What a schmooze. 182 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:11,820 Yes, it is Jennifer Downing I'm here to find. 183 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,020 And find her... 184 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,570 ...I will. 185 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,940 You get paid for this? 186 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,870 - Usually, yeah. - Mr. Crumb... 187 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,110 ...so nice to meet you. 188 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:26,320 - And you must be... - Helen Downing. 189 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,830 And then some. 190 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,370 Off to play tennis again? 191 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:34,340 As you can imagine, these are trying times. 192 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,750 We do what we can to get through them. 193 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,170 But we don't have to enjoy it. 194 00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,850 Kids. 195 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,270 Bitch. 196 00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:54,270 I think it's time I see your father now. 197 00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:56,030 Hey, Dad! 198 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,020 Mr. Downing? 199 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,320 Harry Crumb. It's nice to... 200 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:04,160 Oh, please, sit down. Continue what you're doing. 201 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:05,790 Thank you. 202 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,490 Ordinarily, this is one of my great pleasures. 203 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:15,250 Today, it's just a way to keep my mind off Jennifer. 204 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:19,710 A sad situation. Kidnappings always are. 205 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:21,670 But they are less sad to me... 206 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:25,300 ...because I have yet to meet a kidnapper I could not outwit. 207 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,590 Eliot Draisen says you're the best. 208 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:31,310 Indeed. He sounds like a smart man. 209 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,220 I'd like to meet him someday. 210 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,780 Didn't he send you here? 211 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,550 Exactly. 212 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:40,770 - Isn't that a marabou muddler? - Why, yes, it is. 213 00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:45,570 - Are you a fly-fisherman? - Fishing is my life. 214 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:49,200 There's a feeling between man and fish... 215 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,910 ...a bond... 216 00:22:52,090 --> 00:22:57,120 ...an intimate connection between fish and fisherman. 217 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,710 A special understanding. 218 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:03,090 You know, the whole fish-man thing. 219 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:14,390 I was thinking this morning about the kidnappers. 220 00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,850 About how much more respect... 221 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,560 ...a sportsman has for his quarry. 222 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:26,280 Exactly. 223 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,410 I'd do anything to get her back. 224 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,880 Money means nothing, Mr. Crumb, when it comes to your own child. 225 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,970 Yes, I met Nikki on the way in. 226 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:54,560 Nikki? Oh, yes, she's wonderful, but Jennifer was my first little girl. 227 00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:00,650 - Nice fish. - Thank you. 228 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,400 Very big. 229 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:05,940 And what have we here? Well.... 230 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,620 A real beauty. 231 00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:11,200 You certainly know your bamboo. 232 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:15,410 Bamboo is my business. 233 00:24:15,590 --> 00:24:19,530 And it's my business to know what no one else wants to know. 234 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,170 That is the very business I'm in. 235 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:43,060 - You all right, Mr. Crumb? - Yes, I'm fine. 236 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,900 The girl's mother, how is she holding up? 237 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,490 Oh, she's their stepmother, actually. 238 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:57,330 We married a couple of years ago in a moment of weakness, perhaps. 239 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,160 She's an attractive woman... 240 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:03,000 ...a very attractive woman, but to tell you the truth, Mr. Crumb... 241 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:05,740 ...she and the girls have never been that close. 242 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,710 - You know how it is. - Yes. 243 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:13,890 I know the score of that game: 40-Love. 244 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:16,920 - Excuse me? - I was just thinking, Mr. Downing... 245 00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:23,390 ...I must become more familiar with these kidnappers. 246 00:25:23,570 --> 00:25:28,320 I must understand them. 247 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:32,110 I must think like them. 248 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:37,480 I must go to the scene of the crime. 249 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,170 - Good day to you, sir. - Good day. 250 00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:05,520 We'll see you then. Bye-bye. 251 00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:09,770 I'm sorry. What did you say your name was? 252 00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:12,520 I am Deszu Djizlas. 253 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:17,660 - Could you spell that please? - I don't think so. Try it with a D. 254 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:20,370 - You're from New York? - No, I work in New York. 255 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,500 - I am from Budapest. - Oh, Hungary. 256 00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:25,340 No, thank you. I had a falafel before I got here. 257 00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:27,500 I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. 258 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,540 - Mr. D... - Djizlas. 259 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,710 - I'm Dennis Kimball. - Dennis Kimball. 260 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,420 Yes. I just heard this morning you were coming. 261 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,930 Yes. Well, I'm here. 262 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:39,350 - This is our vice president of operations. - Quality control. 263 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,560 Yes, something that's very important to us here. 264 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:43,980 So you say. 265 00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:48,650 Move it, Kimball. Come on. Move, move, move, Dennis. 266 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:56,150 So, what have we here? 267 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:58,360 Too tight. 268 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,580 Too loose. 269 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,580 Too foofy. 270 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,000 - You don't like what you see? - Only I am the judge of that. 271 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:10,130 - Of course. - Of course. 272 00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:22,310 The full-body mud pack is one of our most popular treatments. 273 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,140 It tightens the pores and rejuvenates the dermis. 274 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,640 Indulge me. I will be you. 275 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:32,570 You will be the intruder. Show to me exactly how it happened, please. 276 00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:39,990 Well, he must've been standing here, just in back of me. 277 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:43,490 And you were applying the mud like so. 278 00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:44,910 He didn't make a sound. 279 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:49,710 - And you were leaning over like this: - Yes, that's correct. 280 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,640 And suddenly he leapt out at me. 281 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,340 So it was not as easy as you said. 282 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,590 But you knew what I was doing. And you... That's funny. 283 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:03,430 You look different somehow. 284 00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:06,220 Maybe your eyes are playing tricks on me. 285 00:28:09,650 --> 00:28:12,020 Playing tricks on me. 286 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:18,740 So you always give Miss Downing her mud pack? 287 00:28:18,910 --> 00:28:23,070 - Well, no, it was her first time. - Oh, really? Really, huh? 288 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:26,120 Like she doesn't have a regular weekly appointment... 289 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,950 ...is that what you're saying? 290 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:31,790 No, that was her mother, Helen, it was Mrs. Downing's regular time. 291 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,080 Of course. 292 00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:37,000 She had given to her daughter her regular appointment. 293 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,380 I guess she did. 294 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,390 So one could say that Mrs. Downing knew precisely... 295 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,350 ...where her daughter would be that day. 296 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:55,520 A sneaky player. 297 00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:58,950 Very good. Very good. Okay. 298 00:29:21,310 --> 00:29:24,840 - They won't really kill her, will they? - Of course not. 299 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:27,750 That's why Mr. Crumb's here. 300 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,440 God. 301 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,610 Great. 302 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:35,400 I'll see you later. 303 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,940 Helen should know about this. 304 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,170 Tim. Do you know where Mrs. Downing is? 305 00:29:48,550 --> 00:29:51,830 Well, what happens if I do? 306 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:54,210 That's all right. I'll find her. 307 00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:56,750 Thank you, God. 308 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,960 Thank you, Eliot. She's probably down by the stables. 309 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:02,470 Yes, thank you, Eliot. 310 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:04,730 Good man. 311 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:09,470 What do you think, Harry? 312 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,600 One size fits all. Who are they kidding? 313 00:30:20,290 --> 00:30:22,320 - Would you mind? - No, of course not. 314 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:40,040 Detective Casey. I'd like you to meet Harry Crumb. 315 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:45,470 - I know you by reputation. - My reputation precedes me. 316 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,010 Otherwise, I'd be late for all my appointments. 317 00:30:51,610 --> 00:30:53,390 Harry Crumb. 318 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:56,560 You know, Mr. Downing... 319 00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:59,480 ...I have a lot of experience in these matters... 320 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:03,570 ...and over the years, I've developed a theory about private detectives. 321 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:05,820 They're slime, and without exception... 322 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,450 ...they are lazy, stupid, cowardly, arrogant... 323 00:31:09,630 --> 00:31:12,460 ...and thoroughly incompetent. 324 00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:16,000 It's just a theory. 325 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:18,790 There it is. 326 00:31:18,970 --> 00:31:21,340 And make sure the lab has the number here... 327 00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:23,670 ...in case they come up with anything. 328 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:28,340 You can have your lab inspect this note as much as you want... 329 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,260 ...but they may never discover what I already know. 330 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,480 And what is that, Mr. Crumb? 331 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:41,650 You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have your kidnappers. 332 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:52,490 The ransom note arrived. 333 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:55,950 They want 10 million. 334 00:31:57,420 --> 00:31:58,880 My God. 335 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,540 They'll suck him dry. 336 00:32:07,310 --> 00:32:09,340 He wants to see you. 337 00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:12,930 - Helen. Listen, I know you're not happy. - Eliot? 338 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:16,680 - Oh, my God. Really? Stop it. - I can make you happy. You know me. 339 00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:19,890 You make me sick. 340 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:25,110 - Haven't changed since night school. - I loved you then, and I still do. 341 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:27,490 I'll tell you what, Eliot. 342 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:32,200 Back then, dinner and a movie might've gotten you into some girl's panties... 343 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:38,450 ...but it's going to take a lot more than that to get into mine. 344 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:46,300 What do you want? 345 00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:49,230 Don't you know, Eliot? 346 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,690 Money. 347 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:56,860 Lots of money. 348 00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:05,150 I'm working on it. 349 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,440 You see, P.J., I believe that there's the criminal body... 350 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:13,240 ...and the criminal mind. 351 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:16,990 Each are separate from each other in that the criminal body... 352 00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:20,870 ...although it's a criminal, doesn't know exactly what it's doing... 353 00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:23,800 ...will commit the crime, unwittingly, if you will. 354 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:27,340 The criminal mind knows exactly what it's doing. 355 00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:30,760 A mind that is brazen, yet cowardly. 356 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:34,470 Nimble, yet clumsy. Cunning, yet naive. 357 00:33:34,650 --> 00:33:36,930 - Zealous... - Would you get to the point? 358 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,190 You first. 359 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,190 It makes me wonder if the criminal mind is actually human at all. 360 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,410 I believe that there's a reason mankind has been lifted... 361 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:51,650 ...beyond the level of the animals. 362 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:56,450 Human nature is man's greatest triumph... 363 00:33:56,630 --> 00:34:00,500 ...but also the source of his undoing. 364 00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:04,290 We all aspire to our noblest instincts... 365 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:08,710 ...and yet, all too often, we indulge our basest desires. 366 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:15,300 Just like those animals that took our Jennifer. 367 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,510 Yes. They're animals all right. 368 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,720 But have no fear. 369 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:25,310 The kidnappers will not harm your daughter... 370 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:31,190 ...not while I'm nipping at their heels. 371 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,570 Do you think that these people imagine... 372 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,450 ...that they are going to get what they want? 373 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,950 I wonder if it's ever occurred to Mr. Crumb... 374 00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:44,210 ...that there may be things going on of which he is totally... 375 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:47,500 ...perhaps blissfully, unaware. 376 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:53,010 Unfortunately, people don't always do what we expect them to. 377 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:55,940 Not criminals. Not anyone. 378 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,390 Mr. Draisen. 379 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:02,970 I don't know what you thought... 380 00:35:03,150 --> 00:35:07,280 ...but I would hope you could keep things on a professional level. 381 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,860 - What? - Please. These things... 382 00:35:10,030 --> 00:35:13,280 ...can be so easily misinterpreted. 383 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:17,030 I think this is a good time for coffee. 384 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:22,630 Oh, great. Now I suppose everyone will want some. 385 00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:52,440 Oh, jeez, I hope that wasn't as old as it looked. 386 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:53,870 Sorry. 387 00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:57,240 Hello, Nikki. 388 00:35:57,410 --> 00:36:00,250 You mind if I look around? 389 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:02,410 Thank you. 390 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,790 It's no wonder they took her, huh? 391 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:09,370 Do you know that when she was 14 years old... 392 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:12,390 ...she was so skinny that she had everybody worried. 393 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:14,300 She looked like a newt. 394 00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:17,010 And now, I mean, just look at her. 395 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,380 She's perfect. 396 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,110 Perfect? 397 00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:27,600 Gee, I don't know. I mean, look at the size of her head. 398 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:29,100 She must be enormous. 399 00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:32,980 Be easy to find... 400 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,870 ...because she's huge. 401 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:40,120 - Lecithin. - Lecithin. 402 00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:43,870 Scrod oil. 403 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,040 Crumb. 404 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,260 Scrod oil? 405 00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:50,920 Improves slow-twitch muscle response. 406 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:53,500 I always thought pancakes were good for that. 407 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,670 Jennifer taught me how to make this. 408 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:58,840 She tells me that's what gives her that amazing figure. 409 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,220 Your mileage may vary. 410 00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:08,100 You know, it would appear your mother is... 411 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,140 - She's not my mother. - Okay. 412 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,310 All she wants is Dad's money. Money and sex. She's a nympho, you know. 413 00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:16,730 - Nympho. - She's gotta have it constantly. 414 00:37:16,910 --> 00:37:18,530 Four or five times a day. 415 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,270 Nympho. Nympho. Nym... 416 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,530 - Nympho. - That's why she's going out... 417 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:25,830 ...with that scumball, Vince. 418 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,370 What a sleaze. 419 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,800 It would appear that your stepmother presents something of a puzzle to me. 420 00:37:33,970 --> 00:37:36,460 And I thought maybe you'd like to lend a hand. 421 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,880 - Like what, spying? - No, not like spying. 422 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:42,380 More like perception or observation or... 423 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,010 - Like spying. - Like spying, yes. 424 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:49,310 I just wish they would've kidnapped the old cow instead. 425 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,140 Well, the truth is, Nikki, the kidnappers had a very good reason... 426 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,860 - ...not to take your stepmother. - What's that? 427 00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:59,940 One cannot kidnap oneself. 428 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,240 I wish we could hear what they were saying. 429 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:12,830 No need to hear. I've been trained in the art of reading lips. 430 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:16,920 Every word they say, I see. 431 00:38:19,350 --> 00:38:22,260 Goddamn it, Vince, I am suffering here. 432 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:25,760 It's taken me two years to get him to write me into the will. 433 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,970 We spend six months coming up with a plan to kill him... 434 00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:33,430 ...and what's it come to? Kidnappers are gonna walk away with the whole thing. 435 00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,360 - Don't get so creamed. - If we don't kill him now... 436 00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:39,570 ...he is gonna pay those bastards every penny they want. 437 00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:43,150 There'll be nothing left. The house, the cars, the stocks. 438 00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:46,200 That's my money. 439 00:38:48,670 --> 00:38:50,160 Our money. 440 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:53,070 Look, we can get into his car whenever you want. 441 00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:56,500 You wanna do it tonight, we'll do it tonight, okay? 442 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,710 Tonight? 443 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:00,430 Well, did they do it or not? 444 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,760 They're the kidnappers all right. We've got them right where we want them. 445 00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:08,590 What do you mean? We have no idea where they're keeping Jennifer. 446 00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:10,850 One thing we can be thankful for is... 447 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,780 ...that they assigned that idiot Crumb to the case. 448 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:16,350 You don't think he suspects anything, do you? 449 00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:21,230 No, I think he suspects he has a dick, but he'd need a road map to find it. 450 00:39:21,410 --> 00:39:23,820 Well, I don't mean to be boastful... 451 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,040 ...but they're discussing my prowess as a private dick. 452 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,590 Crumb! 453 00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:38,330 Crumb, are you okay? 454 00:39:38,890 --> 00:39:41,720 Don't worry, Nikki. I've got a firm grip. 455 00:39:41,890 --> 00:39:44,640 Everything will be just fine. 456 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,520 Crumb! 457 00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:27,300 Kid, where you going? 458 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,100 No. No. 459 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,580 Hey. 460 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:38,790 I thought you said you could do this with your eyes closed. 461 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,530 - Shit. - What now? 462 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:47,130 I just paid 34.50 for this shirt, and that's with my pro-shop discount. 463 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:49,800 Vincent, I hate it when you talk cheap. 464 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,350 Is that it? 465 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,720 No brakes at all? 466 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,690 Better. Pressure's good for regular driving, but once they hit the hills: 467 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:06,310 No more Freddy the Fisherman. 468 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,160 You bet. 469 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,700 Stop. 470 00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:12,900 I like you dirty. 471 00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:22,220 Yeah. 472 00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:29,390 Say something sexy, you animal. 473 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:45,720 Gotta check in with the mister. 474 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:51,320 He cares about you almost as much as I do. 475 00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:53,240 - Hello? - How we doing, boss man? 476 00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:55,660 Fine. Getting along with your house guest? 477 00:42:55,830 --> 00:42:56,910 Oh, yeah. 478 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,700 She's a little shy, but I can tell she likes me. 479 00:43:01,090 --> 00:43:02,660 You'll get your chance. 480 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,080 Control yourself till the cheque's in the mail, so to speak. 481 00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:09,880 - Damn it, Draisen, you said... - Dwayne, you'll get what you want... 482 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,510 ...when I get what I want, understood? 483 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,840 - All right, I'll put my magic on hold. - Sorry, sorry. 484 00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:21,350 Yeah. Just stay there till Dobson gets there. Right. 485 00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:26,850 I have identified the kidnapper. 486 00:43:30,870 --> 00:43:33,320 - Do tell. - Brace yourself, Eliot. 487 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,740 You may find this very hard to believe... 488 00:43:35,910 --> 00:43:40,530 ...but the kidnapper is none other than... 489 00:43:42,590 --> 00:43:43,960 ...Helen Downing. 490 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,040 That does come as a surprise to me. 491 00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:51,210 I thought it would. 492 00:43:51,390 --> 00:43:54,550 But that is why you hired me in the first place, isn't it? 493 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,840 You're right about that. 494 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,680 You wanna hear some more? 495 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,100 Helen Downing is having an affair. 496 00:44:06,490 --> 00:44:07,810 She what? 497 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,650 She's doing the bad thing with Vince Barnes... 498 00:44:11,830 --> 00:44:14,580 ...that two-bit country-club Romeo. 499 00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:18,780 Our little Helen is not only a kidnapper... 500 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,360 ...she's a slut. 501 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:25,790 I thought you'd find that funny. 502 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,680 Oh, God. From now on, I'm gonna keep a close eye... 503 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,000 ...on our Mrs. Downing and that strapping stud of hers. 504 00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:35,380 You really are incredible, Crumb. 505 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,630 I mean, just the way that you handle yourself. 506 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,970 God forbid anything dangerous should happen. 507 00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:46,640 Dangerous? 508 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:52,160 Dangerous? Eliot, I've got a black belt in aikido and the boots to match. 509 00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:10,620 Touchdown. 510 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,020 We'll be taking the canyon drive today, Mr. Downing? 511 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:23,430 Yes, I can't stand this waiting around, Henry, sitting in the house. 512 00:45:23,610 --> 00:45:26,270 I thought, perhaps, a drive alone might help. 513 00:45:33,070 --> 00:45:36,400 Let's go. I think it'd be better if I'm not here. 514 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,120 Nice car. 515 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,610 I don't believe it. 516 00:45:47,210 --> 00:45:51,150 A 1936 supercharged Auburn 851 Speedster... 517 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:54,920 ...with Lycoming double overhead cams, and in cherry condition. 518 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:58,130 You're certainly a font of knowledge, Mr. Crumb. 519 00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:00,920 I'm fond of many things, Mr. Downing. 520 00:46:01,350 --> 00:46:04,680 And one of them is keeping an eye on my quarry. 521 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,360 I can just see him now, hanging on to that wheel... 522 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:15,980 ...listening to Mozart, heading down that canyon. 523 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,230 He's gonna die a happy man. 524 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:32,540 The whole trick to tailing a suspect is anticipation. 525 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:37,170 Anticipation, perseverance and inconspicuousness. 526 00:46:37,350 --> 00:46:39,420 You make this stuff up as you go along? 527 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,090 Not at all. I've been so thoroughly trained... 528 00:46:42,270 --> 00:46:44,680 ...I don't even have to think before I speak. 529 00:46:44,850 --> 00:46:49,560 So tell me, what's it like, I mean, you know, being a great detective and all? 530 00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:52,180 Well, my modesty prohibits me saying. 531 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,570 However, I can tell you what it's like coming from a long line of detectives. 532 00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:59,110 It was a very, very, very... 533 00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:01,730 ...big pain in the butt, that's what it was. 534 00:47:01,910 --> 00:47:06,410 - Oh, same old family crap, huh? - Yeah. You know, Nikki... 535 00:47:07,330 --> 00:47:09,900 ...I'm not like those other Crumbs. 536 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:12,760 I'm my own Crumb. You know what I mean? 537 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,040 But it's different with Jennifer. 538 00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:19,880 I mean, she's so good at everything, and she's so beautiful. 539 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:22,090 Not that I'm jealous or anything. 540 00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:24,590 Perhaps Jennifer should be the jealous one. 541 00:47:30,570 --> 00:47:32,140 I have this feeling. 542 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,060 - You mean that he's dead? - Do you think so? 543 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,610 To tell you the truth... 544 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:40,900 ...there's a way in which you and I are very much alike. 545 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,480 We're both travelling through life... 546 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,700 ...in a car with no brakes. 547 00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:57,720 Crumb. 548 00:48:02,970 --> 00:48:04,430 Oh, no. 549 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:06,230 No. 550 00:48:08,730 --> 00:48:11,010 Hey, watch it! 551 00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:13,260 - My God. - It's Crumb. 552 00:48:24,910 --> 00:48:28,780 - For chrissake, can't you lose him? - This guy's on me like glue. 553 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:31,240 Hey, what happened to inconspicuous? 554 00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:33,700 Not now, my little health shake. 555 00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:39,330 He's good, really good. 556 00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:47,380 Can't you control this thing? 557 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,910 Let's see. "Runaway vehicle. Step number one: Remain calm. 558 00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:23,000 Step number two: Feather the brakes with a light pumping motion." 559 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,250 That makes sense. 560 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,270 - Holy shit, that was dangerous. - Danger? 561 00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:43,650 Danger's my middle name. 562 00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:49,690 I'm sure of it, Nikki. It was no accident. 563 00:49:49,870 --> 00:49:53,490 The brakes on your father's car were deliberately tampered with. 564 00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:56,910 The one thing that puzzles me is how the kidnappers knew... 565 00:49:57,090 --> 00:49:59,760 ...that I would be driving P.J.'s car. 566 00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:03,620 That Vince Barnes, he's craftier than I thought. 567 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,290 Oh, come on, Harry, he's an idiot. 568 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:10,410 A book cover is only skin-deep. 569 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,510 Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture. 570 00:50:14,690 --> 00:50:18,010 I think it's time we paid Mr. Vince Barnes a little visit. 571 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,310 Mr. Crumb, I have news. 572 00:50:20,490 --> 00:50:23,640 My mechanic says the brake fluid was deliberately drained. 573 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,730 Harry already figured that out, Dad. 574 00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:28,660 The kidnappers have made one fatal mistake. 575 00:50:28,830 --> 00:50:31,690 - What's that, Mr. Crumb? - They're making me mad. 576 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,070 Dad, we're gonna set up a surveillance operation. 577 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,250 I'm sure Mr. Crumb doesn't need you interfering with his work. 578 00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:44,790 On the contrary, P.J., Nikki's been invaluable to me. 579 00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:47,210 I'm sure she means to be helpful, but... 580 00:50:47,390 --> 00:50:50,250 No "buts" about it. Nikki has given me information... 581 00:50:50,430 --> 00:50:54,590 ...I couldn't have gotten on my own. You shouldn't underestimate her. 582 00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:58,710 Yes. Well, I'll take that into consideration. 583 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:02,730 You're an insightful man, Mr. Crumb. A man of many talents. 584 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:06,650 It's a burden, yes, but one that I can live with. 585 00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:28,630 Oh, there we are. There we are right here. 586 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,670 Good, good, good. Vince Barnes. Vince Barnes. 587 00:51:35,060 --> 00:51:38,510 Vince Barnes, number nine. Good, good, good. 588 00:51:38,690 --> 00:51:40,760 Very good. That is very good to know. 589 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,850 Very good. Oh, no. 590 00:51:46,150 --> 00:51:48,650 Right, right. Combination, combination. 591 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:50,820 That's it. Left, right, left, right. 592 00:51:50,990 --> 00:51:53,860 Come on, throw him, throw him, throw him. 593 00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:03,910 Oh, boy. A thousand apologies for my face hitting your fisticuffs, sahib. 594 00:52:04,090 --> 00:52:07,620 - Who are you? - I am Vijay. Vijay from Bombay. 595 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,500 Bombay Air Conditioning. 596 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,040 Let me present you with my card. 597 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:15,630 When the going gets hot, the hot get air conditioning. 598 00:52:15,810 --> 00:52:18,650 - It's a cute slogan, wouldn't you say? - Beat it. 599 00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:21,300 Perhaps later. Now I will fix your air conditioning. 600 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,180 - Now listen, Tonto. - Tonto? 601 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,100 I don't know if you speak American, but I'm just gonna say this once: 602 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,310 Nobody told me nothing about no air-conditioning repair. 603 00:52:30,490 --> 00:52:33,820 I don't know anything about that. But what I do know is this: 604 00:52:33,990 --> 00:52:37,360 That the people of this building are very, very hot right now. 605 00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:39,780 They are sweaty and disgusting. 606 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,780 They are all blaming you. 607 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,530 - Me? - Oh, yes. 608 00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:47,580 I've even heard them say they're talking about your dismissal. 609 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:50,670 Well, what are you standing around for? Get. 610 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,170 - Come on, get your butt up there. - All right, I'm moving. 611 00:52:58,350 --> 00:53:01,100 I still don't understand why Crumb was in that car. 612 00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:03,970 - P.J. should've been dead by now. - Shut up. 613 00:53:04,150 --> 00:53:07,850 Just think of another way to kill him and pour me a drink. 614 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,580 I got it. Look, Vince's apartment is right here... 615 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,750 ...and the ventilator shaft runs right alongside of it. 616 00:53:33,930 --> 00:53:35,180 Right. 617 00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:53,980 - Hello? - Hello, Mr. Barnes. 618 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,270 - Yeah? - You're late. 619 00:53:55,450 --> 00:53:56,610 - What? - Tennis lesson. 620 00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:59,400 - You mean right now? - That's right. I'm waiting. 621 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,620 Okay. 622 00:54:02,210 --> 00:54:03,280 Who was that? 623 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:06,240 - It's the club. I got a lesson. - Now? 624 00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:08,980 Hey, babe, I'll be back in an hour. 625 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:11,750 Just like a doctor, always on call. 626 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:13,680 God help us. 627 00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:23,680 How you doing, Harry? 628 00:54:23,850 --> 00:54:26,140 The things I do for money. 629 00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:31,680 Okay, listen, you're almost there. About another 15 feet up on your left. 630 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:33,020 It's not too far. 631 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,270 That's easy for you to say. 632 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,700 What's the matter, big boy? Just couldn't stay away? 633 00:54:44,290 --> 00:54:45,540 Eliot. 634 00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:50,410 What the hell are you doing here? 635 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:53,830 I might ask you the same thing. 636 00:54:58,390 --> 00:54:59,460 Classy. 637 00:55:00,010 --> 00:55:03,470 - You can't just barge in here. - Better me than your husband. 638 00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:12,520 Number 9. I'm here. 639 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:16,440 Damn. The vent's too high. I can barely see. 640 00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:21,360 This is very low, blackmailing me for sexual favours. 641 00:55:21,540 --> 00:55:26,700 But what the hell. Just give me a minute. 642 00:55:32,710 --> 00:55:34,260 Hell, in our own hacienda. 643 00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:35,470 With servants? 644 00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:38,200 Servants and seascapes and champagne wishes. 645 00:55:38,390 --> 00:55:40,460 And caviar dreams. 646 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,880 With my brains and your brown eyes, we're going places. Big places. 647 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:49,190 We'll get the loot, go to the airport. Got tickets booked under a false name. 648 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,510 - There's no coming back. - This is great. 649 00:55:51,690 --> 00:55:53,350 They're giving away everything. 650 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:56,600 Yeah, it's like taking candy from a baby. 651 00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:59,110 - But what about the girl? - Forget the girl. 652 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,950 We don't need her anymore. Not where we're going. 653 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,490 - You mean... - That's right, baby. Buenos Aires. 654 00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:09,240 - Buenos Aires. - Buenos Aires, is it? 655 00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:11,370 - Great. - You sure you can handle it? 656 00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:14,830 I can handle it. I can handle anything. 657 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,390 Helen? Helen? 658 00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:27,680 If I were rich, would you think differently of me? 659 00:56:28,650 --> 00:56:31,760 What kind of girl do you think I am? 660 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,770 Of course I would. 661 00:56:34,940 --> 00:56:35,990 Good. 662 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:43,320 Hold me. Touch me. Kiss me, you mad fool. 663 00:56:43,490 --> 00:56:46,110 You make me feel like a woman again. 664 00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:49,240 What is going on in there? 665 00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:52,170 I don't know. Sounds like things are getting mushy. 666 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,870 - Stop. Stop. - What? 667 00:56:55,050 --> 00:56:57,500 - It's too hot. - What? 668 00:56:57,670 --> 00:57:00,290 Turn on the air conditioner. It's too hot. 669 00:57:00,470 --> 00:57:02,670 I can't wait, my darling. 670 00:57:02,850 --> 00:57:06,920 I get the feeling like there ain't nobody in this crazy, mixed-up world... 671 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:09,510 ...who can stop us now. No one. 672 00:57:09,690 --> 00:57:11,390 It's just dribbling out. 673 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:15,470 It's a little nippy in here. 674 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:20,110 - What kind of cheap place is this? - Well, it's happening right now. 675 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:37,040 Eliot. It's probably just clogged. Just put it on exhaust. 676 00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:39,710 What a piece of junk. 677 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,310 What the...? 678 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,560 Stick him. Move. That's it. Up, down, up... 679 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,440 All right. My lucky day. 680 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:26,380 Move. Sucker punch. Sucker punch! 681 00:58:27,430 --> 00:58:29,090 More coins! 682 00:58:29,270 --> 00:58:32,680 All right, come on. Come to Daddy. 683 00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:35,420 Come on. Jackpot! 684 00:58:39,610 --> 00:58:43,310 And Kelly is the winner at 1:29 in the 11th round. 685 00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:45,520 Tom "The Maniac" Kelly.... 686 00:59:34,210 --> 00:59:35,250 Shit. 687 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,780 Vince, you are not listening. They want the money on Friday. 688 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,450 - Friday. - This Friday. 689 00:59:41,630 --> 00:59:45,160 I can buy us a little time, but we have to kill him this weekend. 690 00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,890 Helen, you don't understand. 691 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:50,250 If they don't get their money on Friday, they might kill her. 692 00:59:50,430 --> 00:59:52,170 Don't be such a putz, Vince. 693 00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,760 You make an omelette, you break a few eggs. 694 00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:59,800 Just be there tonight, you big hunk of meat. 695 01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:13,190 Eliot, I have something to show you. 696 01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:15,150 - You do? - Yes. 697 01:00:15,330 --> 01:00:18,490 As a result of my clandestine photo operation... 698 01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:22,580 ...I have photographic prints showing Helen Downing... 699 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:27,540 ...and Vince Barnes in the midst of their humping activity. 700 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,630 - And you want me to see them? - Of course. 701 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,840 I'm always interested in your professional opinion. 702 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:36,260 Say, is that a dog? 703 01:00:36,430 --> 01:00:38,930 Why don't we just discuss this in your office? 704 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:40,300 As you wish. 705 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,810 Come on in, Eliot. Make yourself to home. 706 01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:50,440 I took these yesterday. I had the lab put a rush on them. 707 01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:53,480 Go ahead. Have a look-see. 708 01:00:54,290 --> 01:00:58,280 You were photographing Vince Barnes' apartment yesterday? 709 01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:00,130 Exactly. 710 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,680 You haven't looked at these, have you? 711 01:01:20,850 --> 01:01:24,190 No. I was there. 712 01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:29,980 I mean, you'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes... 713 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,270 ...would have a big dingus, you know? 714 01:01:32,450 --> 01:01:35,070 But no, take a look at that pathetic little... 715 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:38,280 ...fallacy. 716 01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:43,950 You don't know anything about this kidnapping. 717 01:01:44,130 --> 01:01:45,670 Quite the contrary, Eliot. 718 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,400 The kidnappers are so unnerved by my presence... 719 01:01:48,590 --> 01:01:51,120 ...they've had to change their plans midstream. 720 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,670 What are you talking about? 721 01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:56,420 See for yourself. 722 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,970 They had to push back the ransom drop from Friday till Monday. 723 01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:03,140 - No, no. This is wrong. - No, it's perfect. 724 01:02:03,310 --> 01:02:04,930 Perfect. 725 01:02:05,110 --> 01:02:07,520 I believe, Eliot... 726 01:02:07,690 --> 01:02:11,480 ...in fact, I know, that at this very moment... 727 01:02:11,650 --> 01:02:15,270 ...the kidnappers are in pain, mental torment... 728 01:02:15,450 --> 01:02:18,230 ...trying to figure out my next move. 729 01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:21,610 There's only one thing I don't know, Eliot. 730 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:24,030 What this lever does. 731 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:27,240 I don't know. Maybe it's a brake. 732 01:02:27,420 --> 01:02:32,580 Come on, Eliot. What kind of stationary bike has a brake? 733 01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:01,030 You know, Eliot, you were right. 734 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,280 That was a brake. 735 01:03:03,830 --> 01:03:05,910 Go figure, huh? 736 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,980 All there. 737 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,600 All there. 738 01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:45,030 - One short. - Oh, please. 739 01:03:45,210 --> 01:03:49,120 I hope you're not actually paying this clown for his so-called services. 740 01:03:49,290 --> 01:03:52,290 "So-called"? See for yourself, butch. 741 01:03:55,430 --> 01:03:59,590 Ninety-five, 96, 97, 98.... 742 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,510 - Ninety-nine. - Amazing. 743 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,610 Tim. 744 01:04:11,230 --> 01:04:13,270 All right. 745 01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:26,530 Right on time. Eliot. 746 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,290 - Hello. - This is Jennifer. 747 01:04:35,470 --> 01:04:36,960 They want the money today. 748 01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:39,880 - Today instead of Monday? - That's right. 749 01:04:40,050 --> 01:04:44,210 Put the money in a suitcase and go to the racetrack at noon... 750 01:04:44,390 --> 01:04:47,430 ...then wait by the phone next to the jockeys' entrance. 751 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,150 And no police... 752 01:04:49,310 --> 01:04:50,930 ...or they'll kill me. 753 01:04:51,110 --> 01:04:55,240 Okay, Jennifer. Just relax. Everything's gonna be fi... 754 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,020 Jennifer? Jennifer? 755 01:04:58,450 --> 01:04:59,990 Jennifer. 756 01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:05,990 - Too short to get a trace. - Exactly. 757 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,130 Very nice. 758 01:05:12,790 --> 01:05:17,080 I'd say you got at least a fifty-fifty chance of living. 759 01:05:19,590 --> 01:05:20,860 And good news... 760 01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:23,540 ...we're going to the airport. 761 01:05:25,810 --> 01:05:28,010 As long as we keep track of the money... 762 01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:30,850 ...we know where the kidnappers are. 763 01:05:34,150 --> 01:05:37,390 This gives us a range of up to three miles. 764 01:05:37,570 --> 01:05:41,270 There is no way they'll be aware of police presence. 765 01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:44,690 Sounds peachy. 766 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,610 Mr. Crumb? 767 01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:52,200 Sounds okay to me. 768 01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:55,240 As long as the police stay completely out of sight... 769 01:05:55,420 --> 01:05:56,800 ...and out of my way. 770 01:06:01,470 --> 01:06:03,790 When this is all over, Crumb... 771 01:06:03,970 --> 01:06:07,210 ...I'm gonna rip your heart out and eat it for breakfast. 772 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,550 Take a number. 773 01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,290 - Hello? - Vince. 774 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,440 - Yeah, babe. - We've got a problem. 775 01:06:49,270 --> 01:06:53,310 Hello, Susie? My name is Angel. 776 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,760 I'm a friend of Miguel. 777 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,280 - Hello? - Crumb? 778 01:07:10,450 --> 01:07:13,070 - Yes? - Give the money to Draisen. 779 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:14,710 Pardon? 780 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:20,540 Give the money to Eliot Draisen. 781 01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,620 - Who? - Eliot Draisen. 782 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,710 - Eliot Draisen? - Give him the money. 783 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:27,960 You want me to give the money to Eliot Draisen? 784 01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,840 Hello? Hello? Kidnapper? 785 01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:35,590 I can barely here you. Hello, man. 786 01:07:35,770 --> 01:07:37,600 Speak up, for God's sake. 787 01:07:37,770 --> 01:07:40,560 Use your voice. Hello? 788 01:07:40,730 --> 01:07:44,390 We have a faulty connection. I'm on a jockey phone. 789 01:07:44,570 --> 01:07:46,770 - I'm on the phone. - Crumb. 790 01:07:46,950 --> 01:07:49,900 - Eliot? - I'm on the phone with the kidnappers. 791 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,830 I guess I'm supposed to take it from here. 792 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,950 So, yeah, just help me, okay? 793 01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,490 That's my pants. All right. 794 01:07:58,670 --> 01:08:01,700 - Hold there. Wait a minute. - Crumb. 795 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,660 - Yeah? - Breathe in. 796 01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:10,810 Eliot. 797 01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:15,620 Bye, Harry Crumb. 798 01:08:20,270 --> 01:08:22,220 - What now? - Who said that? 799 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,690 It's Nikki. I thought you might need me. 800 01:08:26,910 --> 01:08:29,110 - What do we do now? - Now we sit tight. 801 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:33,530 There's no point in following their path, because we know where they're going. 802 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:36,460 The flight to Buenos Aires doesn't leave till 4:00. 803 01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:40,200 We've got all the time in the world. 804 01:08:41,130 --> 01:08:44,910 And I think we're gonna need it. I think I'm stuck. 805 01:08:45,090 --> 01:08:47,370 I know I'm stuck. 806 01:08:57,850 --> 01:08:59,720 Let's go. 807 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:29,050 Shit. What the hell was that? 808 01:09:42,650 --> 01:09:44,680 - You're losing him. - He's right there. 809 01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:47,690 Will you let me handle it? We gotta get the money... 810 01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:50,530 - ...before the kidnappers do. - Vin, just get it. 811 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,660 What do you think he's doing? 812 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,170 Do I look like Mr. Frigging Wizard? 813 01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:16,550 He's doing whatever the hell the kidnappers told him to do. 814 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,770 You idiot. 815 01:11:04,270 --> 01:11:07,610 One, two, three. 816 01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:35,670 Now announcing the arrival of Flight 50 from New York... 817 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,410 ...arriving at Gate 88. 818 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,880 Now announcing the arrival of Flight 50 from New York... 819 01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:44,510 ...arriving at Gate 88. 820 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,550 I hate being poor. 821 01:11:47,730 --> 01:11:50,100 Well, we've still got each other, babe. 822 01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:06,410 - Yeah? - Hello. Helen? 823 01:12:07,130 --> 01:12:08,950 Who is this? 824 01:12:09,420 --> 01:12:11,950 What the hell do you want, Eliot? 825 01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:16,550 You what? 826 01:12:19,010 --> 01:12:21,550 You kidnapped her? 827 01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:27,930 Buenos Aires? 828 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,780 Well, of course I'm coming. I'm out the door, you cute little man. 829 01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:41,650 This jacket's too tight. It was those motel dry cleaners, they shrunk it. 830 01:12:41,830 --> 01:12:44,610 Yeah, right. Says you. 831 01:12:54,210 --> 01:12:55,470 Eliot? 832 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,390 Helen. 833 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,440 Is that the money? 834 01:13:08,730 --> 01:13:10,760 Ten million? 835 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:17,780 You know, Eliot, I have a little confession of my own to make. 836 01:13:17,950 --> 01:13:18,990 What? 837 01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,790 I'm the one who changed the ransom note. 838 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,080 You? 839 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:31,540 Well, I've been trying to kill P.J. You know, for his money. 840 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:41,580 I guess we're just two of a kind. 841 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,510 We're made for each other. 842 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,730 You shouldn't talk so loud on the phone, Helen. 843 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:05,860 Give me the suitcase, pal. Nice and slow. 844 01:14:09,910 --> 01:14:15,280 Final boarding call for Flight 736 to Reno. 845 01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:19,250 Thank God you're here. I've been so worried. 846 01:14:20,340 --> 01:14:23,960 Can you believe this man almost got away with our money? 847 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:30,220 I don't know, Helen. I don't think I can trust you anymore. 848 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,110 Oh, Vincent. 849 01:14:35,190 --> 01:14:36,440 Vinny. 850 01:14:37,610 --> 01:14:38,650 Yes. 851 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:41,450 Yes. 852 01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:43,660 Yes. 853 01:14:45,450 --> 01:14:46,910 No! No! 854 01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:53,790 In there. 855 01:15:02,090 --> 01:15:06,000 I don't think you'll be needing those. 856 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,060 Hit it. 857 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,680 The bag, the bag. 858 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:28,450 - Flight 212 to Buenos Aires, Gate 17. - Right. 859 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,240 Step back please, sir. 860 01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:36,200 Flight 212 to Buenos Aires is now boarding. 861 01:15:37,790 --> 01:15:41,740 Flight 212 to Buenos Aires now boarding Gate 17. 862 01:15:48,180 --> 01:15:51,210 Should be getting a call any minute now. 863 01:15:57,310 --> 01:15:59,560 You gonna miss me? 864 01:16:40,570 --> 01:16:42,270 Metal plate in my head. 865 01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:46,600 I forgot. It's a scooter accident when I was a kid. 866 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,150 Metal plate. 867 01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:51,440 It doesn't hurt. 868 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,030 All right. 869 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:17,550 Come on. 870 01:17:31,990 --> 01:17:36,150 Nikki! Nikki! Take it down, Nikki! Take it down! 871 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,620 I can't get this thing down! 872 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:48,840 Nikki, turn! 873 01:18:03,690 --> 01:18:05,230 Crumb, are you okay? 874 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,020 Of course I'm okay! 875 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,020 Nik! Nikki! 876 01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:31,990 We're currently number three for takeoff. 877 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:34,740 We'll be receiving takeoff clearance momentarily. 878 01:18:34,930 --> 01:18:36,880 You there! Pilot! 879 01:18:37,770 --> 01:18:41,590 - Stop! - We'll be cruising at 32,000 feet. 880 01:18:41,770 --> 01:18:44,100 What the fuck is that? 881 01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:49,030 Nikki. Nikki. Nikki, turn! 882 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,250 Who is that? 883 01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:18,390 Crumb. Harry Crumb. 884 01:19:19,310 --> 01:19:21,840 And I hereby charge these two miscreants... 885 01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:25,890 ...with the kidnapping of one Jennifer Downing. 886 01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:27,850 You must be crazy, Crumb. 887 01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:31,810 Crazy? Crazy like a fox. 888 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:38,940 I must warn you, Vince Barnes, I have a black belt in aikido. 889 01:19:51,130 --> 01:19:53,120 For chrissake, just shoot him. 890 01:20:00,890 --> 01:20:03,300 And the boots to match. 891 01:20:22,410 --> 01:20:25,740 Thank you, Mr. Crumb. Nikki says we owe everything to you. 892 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,620 Oh, please. I had a good partner. 893 01:20:29,590 --> 01:20:31,660 Didn't I tell you he was a schmooze? 894 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,870 If it's all right, Miss Downing, we'd like to ask you... 895 01:20:35,050 --> 01:20:37,800 - ...a few more questions. - Sure. Whatever. 896 01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:41,310 Hey. 897 01:20:42,970 --> 01:20:47,020 Well, well, well. Detective Casey. What about your theory now? 898 01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,930 What can I say, Mr. Crumb? 899 01:20:50,110 --> 01:20:52,780 What can you say? I'll tell you what you can say. 900 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:54,980 - You can say that you're a... - Harry. 901 01:20:55,150 --> 01:20:59,560 It's just a thought, that's all, a theory. 902 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,490 Don't make a sound. 903 01:21:38,570 --> 01:21:39,820 Eliot. 904 01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:50,990 Don't think I didn't know what was going on in your mind. 905 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:56,160 You didn't think I could figure it out, did you, Eliot? 906 01:21:56,340 --> 01:22:00,250 You didn't think I was up to the challenge. 907 01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:04,750 Now you understand. 908 01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,550 Now you know how good I really am. 909 01:22:08,850 --> 01:22:13,640 Yup. Now you know the folly of your ways. 910 01:22:13,820 --> 01:22:18,730 Maybe now, in front of these two gentlemen... 911 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:22,190 ...you'll finally be man enough to give credit... 912 01:22:22,370 --> 01:22:24,520 ...where credit is due. 913 01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:28,290 What do you say to that, Eliot Draisen? 914 01:22:30,290 --> 01:22:34,420 All right, you imbecile, I confess. I did it! 915 01:22:34,590 --> 01:22:37,790 I kidnapped her! I was behind the whole thing! 916 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:42,960 I don't know how you figured it out with that witless brain of yours... 917 01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:46,750 ...but I would rather rot in jail for the rest of my life... 918 01:22:46,930 --> 01:22:53,010 ...rather than listen to one more idiotic word! 919 01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:57,860 Book him. 920 01:22:59,570 --> 01:23:01,310 I'm forever in your debt, Harry. 921 01:23:01,490 --> 01:23:03,520 I don't know how I can ever repay you. 922 01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:08,360 You kind words are enough, P.J., not to mention this enormous cheque. 923 01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:11,530 You earned it, Harry. You've given me back my daughter. 924 01:23:11,710 --> 01:23:13,610 Both my daughters. 925 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:17,990 Harry, are you sure you won't come with us to Hawaii? 926 01:23:18,170 --> 01:23:20,040 You'd look great in a grass skirt. 927 01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:25,080 Thanks, Nikki, but a president must be on call 24 hours a day. 928 01:23:25,430 --> 01:23:26,470 Okay. 929 01:23:27,310 --> 01:23:30,510 - Goodbye, Crumb. - Goodbye, Nikki. 930 01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,890 - P.J. - Remember, lunch, soon as I get back. 931 01:23:37,070 --> 01:23:38,970 You got it. Have a safe trip. 932 01:23:39,150 --> 01:23:41,680 - Okay. - Say hi to Don Ho for me. 933 01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:45,730 Excuse me, Mr. Crumb. These escrow papers are ready for your signature. 934 01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:49,070 Not quite. Call the bank, we wanna refinance at 8 percent. 935 01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,690 I need to set a date for the stockholders meeting. 936 01:23:51,870 --> 01:23:53,250 Set it for the 12th. 937 01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:56,570 These are you drapes for the boardroom, Mr. Crumb. 938 01:23:56,750 --> 01:24:00,410 - No. Go with Venetian blinds. - Like I suggested in the first place. 939 01:24:00,590 --> 01:24:04,830 Not now. Not now. That's enough. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 940 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,750 Harry! San Francisco's calling on line two! 941 01:24:09,930 --> 01:24:11,630 All right. 942 01:24:12,930 --> 01:24:14,010 - Hello? - Mr. Crumb? 943 01:24:14,190 --> 01:24:15,380 - Hey. - Harry Crumb? 944 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,020 Yes. Yes, this is Crumb. 945 01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:21,270 - You ever been to San Francisco? - Yes, I've been to San Francisco. 946 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,770 - The Bottoms Up Club? - The Bottoms Up Club? 947 01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:27,100 - Yes, I've heard of that club. That's... - You've been here? 948 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:30,070 - No, I've never been there. - There's been a murder. 949 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,570 - A murder? - Yes. Can you come? 950 01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:34,290 - Yes. - Right away? 951 01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:37,820 - Yes. Consider me there. - Good. 952 01:24:49,220 --> 01:24:50,490 Good luck, Harry. 953 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:54,730 Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna need it. 954 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:58,550 Looks like this one could get a little rough.