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You know at the movies
they show

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that little ad
for the concession stand?

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Where the cartoon
candy's dancing,

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and the Milk Dud's
playing the banjo?

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Oh, he's wailing
on that banjo.
Yeah.

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I just don't understand
the Raisinets.

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The sax player?
Yeah.

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Yeah.
The box of Raisinets
runs up to the concession stand,

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buys another box
of Raisinets.

10
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So?

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Box of Raisinets eating
another box of Raisinets?

12
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It's perverse.

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No. He's not gonna
eat them.

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No. He's not gonna
eat them.

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He's buying them for
his Pepsi girlfriend.

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And why is
he dating a Pepsi?

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They're not having
children.

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They're
musicians.

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Musicians.

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Get a real job.

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What do you want?

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Oh, I've had everything
on the menu.

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Uh...

24
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surprise me.

25
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Neil. Neil.

26
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Oh. I am sorry.

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I am supposed to
meet my boyfriend here.

28
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He looks
just like you.

29
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Really.

30
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Yeah.

31
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Like me?
Uh-huh. Sorry.

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He-he.

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Like me?

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Like me?

35
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But how?

36
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Here's your halibut
omelet.

37
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Surprised?

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Yes. Yes, I am.

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KRAMER:
Look what I got for you
for your Florida trip.

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Crazy Shirts was
closing them out.

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I got a dozen
for a buck.

42
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I saved a fortune.
Look at that.

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There
you go.

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Oh.

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"Number-one dad."
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah.

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Ooh, and it's a medium. Perfect.

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KRAMER:
Hey.
Hey.

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You ready?

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Almost.
Okay, so look, uh,

50
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Almost.
Okay, so look, uh,

51
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when you're in Florida,
can my cigar guy

52
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drop off some Cubans
for me at your parents'?

53
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I'm helping my parents
move into their new condo.

54
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I'm gonna be busy.

55
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Oh, come on, man.
Help a brother out.

56
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All right.

57
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Yeah.
I owe you one.

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We're even.

59
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Hey, Jerry...
figure this out.

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I'm in the coffee shop,

61
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and this beautiful girl
I could never even talk to

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mistakes me
for her boyfriend.

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That's a nice four seconds.

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I look just like him.

65
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I look just like him.

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I, me...this.

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This is what
her boyfriend looks like.

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How is that possible?

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Maybe he has money.

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Maybe he doesn't.

71
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Maybe he and I
are exactly the same,

72
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except for one minor,
yet crucial, detail.

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You never know.

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Sometimes you do.

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Maybe it's some--
Some small thing I could change.

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Like a mustache
or, uh...

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wearing a top hat.

78
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Or a monocle.

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Or a-- Or a cane.

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Who's she dating?
Mr. Peanut?

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You could do a lot worse
than Mr. Peanut, my friend.

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So, what do
you wanna see?

83
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How about
<i>Sack Lunch?</i>

84
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How about
<i>The English Patient?</i>

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It's up for
all those Oscars.

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Oh, Come on, Blaine.
I mean,

87
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look at the poster
for <i>Sack Lunch.</i>

88
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It's a family
in a brown paper bag.

89
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Don't you wanna know
how they got in there?

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[CHUCKLES]
No.

91
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Oh.
Sold out.

92
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Oh. Uh, two for
<i>The English Patient.</i>

93
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So do you think
they got shrunk down,

94
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So do you think
they got shrunk down,

95
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or is it just
a giant sack?

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Uh, hi.
Um, remember me?

97
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I-I-- I'm the guy
that looks like Neil.

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Hi.
Hi.

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Ahem.

100
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Is Neil here?

101
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Oh, no. He got
held up at work.

102
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Oh, that's too bad.

103
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I-- I kinda wanted to meet him,
seeing as we look so similar.

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Huh. Well, you know, you don't
look that much like him.

105
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Oh.

106
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Of course not.

107
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No, you're
a little taller.

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No, you're
a little taller.

109
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You look like you're
in better shape than Neil.

110
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Do you work out?

111
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Listen, I--
I'm--

112
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I-I don't mean
to seem forward,

113
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but is-- Is there any way
that I could possibly

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have Neil's phone number?

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What is everyone
talking about?

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<i>"The English Patient,</i>
it's so romantic"?

117
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God, that movie
stunk.

118
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I kinda liked it.

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No, you didn't.

120
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No, you didn't.

121
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Elaine, Blaine.

122
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Did you just see
<i>The English Patient?</i>

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Didn't you
love it?

124
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No.

125
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How could you not
love that movie?

126
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How about, it sucked.

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That Ralph Fiennes.

128
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I would give up
my firstborn for him.

129
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Uh. He's getting
the short end of that stick.

130
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Jerry, this is
Del Boca Vista's

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new physical
fitness room.

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They got
medicine balls.

133
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They got
medicine balls.

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You can bike ride.
Anything you want.

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StairMaster?
What?

136
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Nothing.

137
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See what I'm wearing?

138
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Oh. Did you get that
out of my bag?

139
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No. Your mother found it.

140
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Son...this is
the most wonderful

141
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and thoughtful thing
you've ever done for me.

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You know, I bought you
a Cadillac.

143
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Twice.

144
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Oh. Here he is.

145
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This is the man
I wanted you to see.

146
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Izzy Mandelbaum.
IZZY: Hey there.

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He's 80 years old,
but strong as an ox.

148
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Watch this.

149
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[EXHALES]

150
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See that?
You couldn't do that.

151
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I could.
I choose not to.

152
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Hey, Morty.
Who's this?

153
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This is my son, Jerry,
from New York.

154
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He thinks he can lift
more than Izzy.

155
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I-I didn't
say that.

156
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Hey, Izzy.

157
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This kid says he can
lift more than you can.

158
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Hey, your kid's
pretty funny, Morty.

159
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He should be a comedian.

160
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Actually, I am
a comedian.

161
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That's not so funny.

162
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You think you're better
than me, huh?

163
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You think you're better
than me, huh?

164
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Izzy used to work out
with Charles Atlas in the '50s.

165
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1850s?

166
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Well, that's it.

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It's go time.

168
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Let's see you lift that.

169
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Mr. Mandelbaum--
Come on,
come on.

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Pump it.

171
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All right.

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Eh. Wrong
attitude.

173
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You're not bringing
that trash

174
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into
my house.

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There. All right?

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Step aside,
string bean.

177
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I'll show you.

178
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I'm gonna take it up
a notch.

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[CRACK]

180
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[CRACK]

181
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Uh. My back.

182
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[GROANING]

183
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Somebody
call an ambulance.

184
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There's already
an ambulance here

185
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for Mrs. Glickman.

186
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There's room
for one more.

187
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Hey. One for
<i>Sack Lunch.</i>

188
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It's good,
right?

189
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Yeah. Good.

190
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Hey, what are
you guys doing here?

191
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We just saw
<i>The English Patient</i> again.

192
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It's even better
the second time.

193
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They make it longer?

194
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They make it longer?

195
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Forgot
my umbrella.

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Blaine.
Elaine.

197
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You said you were
busy tonight.

198
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Well, to tell you
the truth, Elaine...

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I don't know if I can
be with someone

200
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who doesn't like
<i>The English Patient.</i>

201
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It's just a stupid movie.

202
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That's what
I'm talking about.

203
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Come on, Blaine.

204
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Let's go.

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Enjoy <i>Sack Lunch.</i>

206
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I will.

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HELEN:
How could you do that
to Mr. Mandelbaum?

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You should be ashamed
of yourself.

209
00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:13,835
He egged me on.

210
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He egged me on.

211
00:07:14,656 --> 00:07:15,890
You should be more mature.

212
00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:17,656
He's 80.

213
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Okay. Tomorrow Jerry and I

214
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will visit Izzy and apologize.

215
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Now, good night.

216
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You're not sleeping
in that shirt.

217
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It's too tight.

218
00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:28,523
This shirt will never
leave my body.

219
00:07:28,556 --> 00:07:29,523
Good night.

220
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All right, 7:30,
got the place to myself.

221
00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:34,390
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

222
00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,856
Jerry Seinfeld,
please.

223
00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,890
Oh, you must be
Kramer's guys. Come on in.

224
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You got the cigars?

225
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What cigars?

226
00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:43,835
Kramer said to
bring him back some Cubans.

227
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Kramer said to
bring him back some Cubans.

228
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We are
the Cubans.

229
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[CHOPPING VEGETABLE]

230
00:07:50,823 --> 00:07:52,723
[PHONE RINGS]

231
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Yeah, hello.
Jerry's place.

232
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They're real Cubans?

233
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They're human beings
from Cuba?

234
00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:02,623
I said Cubans.

235
00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:03,690
What did you think I meant?

236
00:08:03,723 --> 00:08:06,190
Cigars!

237
00:08:06,223 --> 00:08:10,290
Jerry, Cuban cigars are
illegal in this country.

238
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,523
That's why I got
these guys.

239
00:08:11,556 --> 00:08:13,835
You're making
your own cigars now?

240
00:08:13,835 --> 00:08:14,223
You're making
your own cigars now?

241
00:08:14,256 --> 00:08:16,056
Yeah, yeah. I got investors
all lined up.

242
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Hold on a second.
Hi, Dad.

243
00:08:18,723 --> 00:08:19,690
Who are they?

244
00:08:19,723 --> 00:08:21,056
They're Cuban
cigar rollers.

245
00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,490
Don't tell
your mother.

246
00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:24,790
What is that
bubbling sound?

247
00:08:24,823 --> 00:08:26,223
Are you making
your tomato sauce?

248
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,690
Yeah, hot and spicy.

249
00:08:27,723 --> 00:08:29,523
You're not wearing
a shirt, are you?

250
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Yes, I am.

251
00:08:32,190 --> 00:08:33,556
What color is it?

252
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Oh.

253
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Damn it.

254
00:08:40,723 --> 00:08:42,156
You know, you--
You could have

255
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just given me
Neil's number.

256
00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:43,890
just given me
Neil's number.

257
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You-- You didn't have to
take me out to dinner.

258
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I wanted to give it
to you in person.

259
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Oh.
You know, I don't have to

260
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be up in the morning,

261
00:08:49,723 --> 00:08:51,556
and I know a great
breakfast place

262
00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,856
right around the corner.

263
00:08:55,723 --> 00:08:57,356
Does Neil like to
eat a big breakfast?

264
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,856
Why don't you come in?

265
00:08:58,890 --> 00:08:59,856
We'll talk about it.

266
00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:02,056
I really should get going.

267
00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:04,390
I-- I wanna be home
in case Neil calls.

268
00:09:06,423 --> 00:09:08,290
Well...

269
00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:09,856
good night.

270
00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,156
I'll see you.

271
00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,023
WAITRESS:
Rough night?

272
00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:17,456
Ugh. You wouldn't
believe it.

273
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,323
My boyfriend
dumped me. Ugh.

274
00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:20,790
My friends,
who I don't even like,

275
00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:22,790
they won't talk to me,
all because I don't like

276
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,890
that stupid
<i>English Patient</i> movie.

277
00:09:25,923 --> 00:09:28,390
Really? I thought
it was pretty good.

278
00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:29,990
Oh, come on.

279
00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:31,890
Good? What was
good about it?

280
00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:33,790
Those sex scenes.

281
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,790
I mean, please.

282
00:09:35,823 --> 00:09:37,590
Give me something
I can use.

283
00:09:40,156 --> 00:09:41,356
Well, I liked it.

284
00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:43,456
Hey.

285
00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:43,835
You f-- You forgot
about my piece of pie.

286
00:09:43,835 --> 00:09:46,323
You f-- You forgot
about my piece of pie.

287
00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:47,323
Hello?

288
00:09:48,556 --> 00:09:50,556
You know, sex in a tub...

289
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,323
that doesn't work.

290
00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,123
This is quite
a condo.

291
00:10:02,156 --> 00:10:04,356
The Mandelbaums own
the Magic Pan restaurants.

292
00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:05,356
The crepe place?

293
00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,523
Yeah. This is all
big crepe money.

294
00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:08,923
There's crepe money?

295
00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:11,190
What are you doing here?

296
00:10:11,223 --> 00:10:13,056
Oh, Mr. Mandelbaum,
I wanted to come by

297
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:13,835
tell you how sorry I was
that you hurt yourself.

298
00:10:13,835 --> 00:10:15,156
tell you how sorry I was
that you hurt yourself.

299
00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,123
What the hell is that?

300
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,456
What?
That shirt.

301
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,790
You think that <i>you</i>
are the number-one dad?

302
00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:23,956
This was a gift
from my son.

303
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,156
Oh, I see how it works now.

304
00:10:27,356 --> 00:10:29,890
He knocks me
out of commission...

305
00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:34,523
so you can strut around
in your fancy number-one shirt.

306
00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:36,990
Well, I'll show you
who's number one.

307
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,523
Mr. Mandelbaum,
please.

308
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,956
It's go time.

309
00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:43,123
[CRACK]

310
00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:43,835
[MOANS]

311
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:44,856
[MOANS]

312
00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,956
My back.
I can't move.

313
00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,623
Call an ambulance.

314
00:10:48,656 --> 00:10:50,423
I think I saw one
a couple doors down.

315
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,832
JERRY:
So she wanted you to come up,

316
00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,332
but you left
because you thought

317
00:11:00,365 --> 00:11:03,398
some guy might be
calling you?

318
00:11:03,432 --> 00:11:04,932
Some guy. Some guy?

319
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:05,932
Neil.

320
00:11:06,998 --> 00:11:08,065
I have got to
find out how

321
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:10,332
he could get a girl
like Danielle.

322
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,165
George, you've
got Danielle.

323
00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:13,332
Forget about Neil.

324
00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,265
You've "out-Neiled" him.

325
00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:18,232
So I'm Neil.

326
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,298
How did I do that?

327
00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:20,965
I don't know,
but you better keep it up.

328
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,798
I'm gonna go meet
Danielle.

329
00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:24,195
There's a new Neil
in town. Ha-ha.

330
00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:25,932
There's a new Neil
in town. Ha-ha.

331
00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:29,065
[PHONE RINGING]

332
00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:30,398
Try take
a vacation.

333
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:33,732
I come back, the whole
operation's in shambles.

334
00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:34,732
Hello.

335
00:11:34,765 --> 00:11:36,932
Hey, Jerry.
Number one here.

336
00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:38,965
Did you go see Izzy
at the back specialist?

337
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,632
I will. I just
walked in the door.

338
00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:43,232
You <i>have to</i> go see him.
Ma.

339
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,898
Helen, will you stop
bothering him?

340
00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:46,832
Jerry, that shirt
has gone right to his head.

341
00:11:46,865 --> 00:11:49,532
Number one,
signing off.

342
00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,232
Jerry...

343
00:11:52,265 --> 00:11:54,195
I just picked up the Cubans
at the bus station.

344
00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:54,465
I just picked up the Cubans
at the bus station.

345
00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:57,132
[DISTRESSED]
What's going on?

346
00:11:57,165 --> 00:11:59,098
What?
They're not real Cubans.

347
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,965
They're Dominicans.

348
00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:02,132
So?

349
00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,465
So, Jerry, if my investors

350
00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:05,732
don't get Cubans,
the whole deal's off.

351
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,065
What's the difference?

352
00:12:07,098 --> 00:12:09,132
Jerry, once you've
had real Cubans,

353
00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:11,398
there's just
nothing else like it.

354
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,232
We're talking
about people, right?

355
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,965
Yes. Yes. The quality,
the texture,

356
00:12:15,998 --> 00:12:17,732
the intoxicating aroma.

357
00:12:17,765 --> 00:12:19,165
These guys
don't have it.

358
00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:21,932
I thought they smelled
pretty nice.

359
00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:23,932
Jerry, your palate's
unrefined.

360
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:24,195
Is not.
Is too.

361
00:12:24,195 --> 00:12:25,398
Is not.
Is too.

362
00:12:25,432 --> 00:12:26,432
Is not.
Is too.

363
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:27,932
I'm not having
this conversation.

364
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:29,632
Are too.
Am not.

365
00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,232
PETERMAN:
Another productive meeting.

366
00:12:33,265 --> 00:12:36,232
By the way, I saw
that <i>English Patient</i>

367
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,298
film last night.

368
00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:39,098
It was extraordinary.

369
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:42,398
Oh, yes.
It was <i>so</i> romantic.

370
00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,065
It ravished me.

371
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,298
Elaine, what did you think?

372
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:48,965
Well, uh, act--

373
00:12:48,998 --> 00:12:50,432
Actually
I haven't seen it,

374
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,565
so...

375
00:12:51,598 --> 00:12:53,232
I couldn't tell you
whether I...

376
00:12:53,265 --> 00:12:54,195
liked it,

377
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:54,265
liked it,

378
00:12:54,298 --> 00:12:56,798
or whether it really <i>sucked.</i>

379
00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:00,798
You haven't seen it?
No.

380
00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,098
That's it. Drop everything.
We're going right now.

381
00:13:07,332 --> 00:13:08,665
JERRY:
Again, Mr. Mandelbaum,

382
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,932
this back specialist
is supposed to be the best.

383
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,398
If there's anything else
I can do,

384
00:13:12,432 --> 00:13:14,898
don't hesitate to, uh,
try and find my number.

385
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,365
Uh-- Oh, wait.

386
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,165
How about that, huh?

387
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,965
The "World's Greatest Dad."

388
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:24,195
My son made it for me.

389
00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:25,632
My son made it for me.

390
00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:26,665
That's very nice.

391
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,232
The best in the world.

392
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,632
Which means I'm better
than just number one.

393
00:13:30,665 --> 00:13:32,432
Well, I don't know
how official

394
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,432
any of these rankings
really are.

395
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,465
Hi, Son.
Hi, Daddy.

396
00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:39,665
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

397
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:41,265
This is your son?

398
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,465
I got married
in high school.

399
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:45,498
Hey, who are you?

400
00:13:45,532 --> 00:13:47,565
This is
Seinfeld's kid.

401
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:48,765
Oh, you think
you're tough,

402
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:50,798
picking on
an old man?

403
00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,965
Maybe you'd like to
try taking on

404
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,195
somebody
your own age.

405
00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:54,965
somebody
your own age.

406
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:56,198
Hm.
You got any kids?

407
00:13:59,032 --> 00:14:01,265
Oh, you think
you're better than me?

408
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,632
Go ahead. Pick out
anything in the room here.

409
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,765
I'll lift it up
over my head.

410
00:14:05,798 --> 00:14:08,265
Look. No one is
lifting anything.

411
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:10,232
The television.

412
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:11,432
Mm.
[CHUCKLES]

413
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:13,632
This one's for you, Pop.

414
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:15,665
It's go time.

415
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,132
[CRACK]

416
00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:19,165
Oh. My back!

417
00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:20,498
Call an ambulance!

418
00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:22,198
We're already
in a hospital.

419
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,665
MAN:
All right, partner.
Let's get down to business.

420
00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:30,065
Okay. Well, I'll, uh-- I'll
get the Cubans.
All right.

421
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:31,132
They're right out here.

422
00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:32,598
[BABBLING
SPANISH]

423
00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:37,398
Yeah, here they are.
They're Cubans.

424
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:39,098
<i>Real</i> Cubans.

425
00:14:41,098 --> 00:14:43,832
You wouldn't be trying to sell
old Earl Haffler

426
00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:46,498
Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper,
now, would you?

427
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,598
Oh, come on.
Look at these boys.

428
00:14:48,632 --> 00:14:49,798
If they were
any more Cuban,

429
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:51,465
Castro would have
smoked them himself.

430
00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:54,195
We're talking about
people, right?

431
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:54,565
We're talking about
people, right?

432
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:57,498
I think so.

433
00:14:57,532 --> 00:14:59,998
I thought he quit
smoking cigars.

434
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:01,732
Well, yeah. Yeah.
But they also rolled

435
00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:03,232
for his brother...

436
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,165
uh, Dennis.

437
00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,098
<i>Dennis</i> Castro?

438
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,298
Uh-- Uh, Dwayne.

439
00:15:10,265 --> 00:15:11,898
Get the hell out
of my office.

440
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:13,298
What?!

441
00:15:17,765 --> 00:15:19,798
You know,
Neil called me today.

442
00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:20,798
Really?

443
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:21,798
Yeah, he's pretty upset

444
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,732
I broke up with him
to go out with you.

445
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:24,195
Well, I guess
I showed Neil who's Neil.

446
00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:26,998
Well, I guess
I showed Neil who's Neil.

447
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:29,398
He wanted to get together
tomorrow and have coffee.

448
00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:31,232
Coffee?

449
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,932
I can beat that.
Move in with me.

450
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,265
What?

451
00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:37,065
It beats the hell
out of coffee.

452
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:38,265
[CHUCKLES
UNCOMFORTABLY]

453
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,532
And I thought
I knew what love was.

454
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,132
Yep.

455
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:54,195
JERRY:
You asked her
to move in with you?

456
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:54,232
JERRY:
You asked her
to move in with you?

457
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:57,465
I gotta stay
one step ahead of Neil.

458
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,832
What if it's
Neil Armstrong?

459
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:04,132
Then I'm going to Mars.

460
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,798
What if it's Neil Diamond?

461
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,165
Oh, shut up, Jerry.
Just shut up.

462
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:11,465
All right, I gotta go back
to the hospital.

463
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:12,732
What? To see the old guy?

464
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,165
No, I got into a thing
with the son,

465
00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:15,998
and now he's laid up too.

466
00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,465
How old's the son?

467
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,798
I think he's the same age
as the father.

468
00:16:19,832 --> 00:16:21,465
What is with this family?

469
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,265
Don't know. It's like,
if one of them dies,

470
00:16:23,298 --> 00:16:24,195
the other one wants to
bench-press the casket.

471
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:25,265
the other one wants to
bench-press the casket.

472
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,665
Hey, Jerry.

473
00:16:31,265 --> 00:16:32,432
[STUTTERING]

474
00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:33,432
You cold?

475
00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:34,632
No.
[STUTTERS]

476
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:35,765
It's them, right?

477
00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,598
Something wrong
your chin?
[STUTTERS]

478
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,765
There.
Where?

479
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,298
No, no, no. Don't look.
Don't look.

480
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:45,798
Over there.
The Dominicans.

481
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,332
Aren't they supposed to be
rolling cigars?

482
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,732
Well, it didn't
quite work out,

483
00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,898
and now I've got nothing
for them to do.

484
00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:52,898
So?

485
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:54,195
So I taught 'em
all about Cuba,

486
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:54,232
So I taught 'em
all about Cuba,

487
00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,065
and they really
took to it.

488
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,265
You know, Marxism,
the workers' revolution,

489
00:16:58,298 --> 00:16:59,298
the clothing.

490
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:03,165
Boy, they seem pretty angry
about something.

491
00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:05,565
Yeah. I'm
a little worried.

492
00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:07,665
When there's no work
and the people get restless,

493
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,132
who do you think
they come after?

494
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,465
<i>El presidente.</i>

495
00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:11,965
[POUNDING
TABLE]

496
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:16,732
I swear to you,
I didn't know

497
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,465
the TV was bolted
to the table.

498
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:21,098
I bet you pulled
that trick

499
00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:22,432
on my daddy
in Florida.

500
00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,195
He couldn't handle
the weight.

501
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:24,398
He couldn't handle
the weight.

502
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:27,598
Oh, so now you think
you're better than me?

503
00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,632
You think you're
better than him?

504
00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:31,398
Look, let me just state
for the record,

505
00:17:31,432 --> 00:17:34,298
I think you're both
better than me.

506
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:35,898
Okay.

507
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:38,132
My boys.

508
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,665
My dad.

509
00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:41,232
My grandpa.

510
00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,898
Oh, come on.

511
00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:44,432
[WHIMPERS]

512
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,798
What happened to him?

513
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,932
He was trying
to lift the TV.

514
00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:48,932
That TV?

515
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,132
Oh, no.

516
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:52,932
It's go time.

517
00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,195
[CRACK]
[MOANS]

518
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:54,265
[CRACK]
[MOANS]

519
00:17:55,932 --> 00:17:57,565
Why didn't
anybody tell me

520
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,565
it was
bolted down?

521
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,598
Well, I still thought
you could do it.

522
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:02,998
Me too.

523
00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:06,665
[IN UNISON]
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum,
Mandelbaum.

524
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,898
Fellas, fellas, fellas.
Look, I gotta go.

525
00:18:08,932 --> 00:18:10,565
Oh, yeah,
that's right, go.

526
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,332
Put us all in the hospital.

527
00:18:12,365 --> 00:18:14,565
And you ruined
our business

528
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:18,098
with all your macho
head games.

529
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:22,665
I didn't ruin
your business.

530
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:23,898
Yes, you did.

531
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:24,195
There's nobody there now
at the Magic Pan

532
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,632
There's nobody there now
at the Magic Pan

533
00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:27,298
to roll the crepes.

534
00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:28,598
We gotta close it up.

535
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,598
Don't you hire people
to do that?

536
00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:32,965
Each crepe has to be

537
00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:35,232
hand-rolled
by a Mandelbaum.

538
00:18:35,265 --> 00:18:38,698
That's what puts the magic
in Magic Pan.

539
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:45,098
So you just need some guys
that could roll them?

540
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,598
Yeah.

541
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,432
[SNAPS]
I think I can help you out.

542
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:50,932
I'll see you later.

543
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,365
Hey. I can't
see the TV.

544
00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:57,465
Here.

545
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:01,432
You think you're better
than us, don't you?

546
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:02,598
Huh?

547
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:07,998
Elaine, I hope you're
watching the clothes

548
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:11,398
because I can't take my eyes
off the passion.

549
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:12,832
No.

550
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,998
No, I-- I can't
do this anymore.

551
00:19:15,032 --> 00:19:18,498
I can't.
It's too long.

552
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,565
Quit telling
your stupid story

553
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,398
about the stupid desert

554
00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,195
and just die already.

555
00:19:24,195 --> 00:19:25,165
and just die already.

556
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,165
Die!

557
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,565
ALL:
Shh!

558
00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,832
Elaine, you don't
like the movie?

559
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:31,932
I hate it!

560
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:32,932
ALL:
Shh!

561
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,965
Oh, go to hell!

562
00:19:36,432 --> 00:19:39,398
Well, why didn't you
say so in the first place?

563
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:40,398
You're fired.

564
00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:41,998
Great. I'll wait
for you outside.

565
00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,765
JERRY:
He was gonna fire you?

566
00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:48,565
Well, the only way
I could talk him out of it

567
00:19:48,598 --> 00:19:51,832
was that I agreed to go
and visit the Tunisian desert.

568
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,098
Tunisia?

569
00:19:53,132 --> 00:19:54,195
That's where
they filmed the movie.

570
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:54,665
That's where
they filmed the movie.

571
00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:56,965
It's supposed to
inspire me.

572
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:58,332
Well, that doesn't
sound so bad.

573
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,932
I have to live
in a cave.

574
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,532
Oh.

575
00:20:03,365 --> 00:20:04,665
These Dominicans
really know

576
00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:06,632
their way
around a crepe, huh?

577
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,798
Look at that.

578
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,998
Looks like they're
rolling a Double Corona.

579
00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:13,165
Just a cigar made
out of Bisquick, huh, Guillermo?

580
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,098
I'm very happy
with George.

581
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,632
I'm sorry, Neil.

582
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:19,498
It's over.

583
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,198
Come on, let's just
eat our crepes.

584
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:25,865
Ah! My face!

585
00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:27,932
Ooh!

586
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,932
Ah!
Neil!

587
00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:32,198
What are they-- Why are
the crepes spraying?

588
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,365
Dominicans are
rolling them too tight.

589
00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,798
Well. That's why
you gotta get real Cubans.

590
00:20:38,832 --> 00:20:39,965
[CLICKS TONGUE]

591
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:40,932
[MAN SCREAMS]

592
00:20:46,532 --> 00:20:48,165
Danielle.
Where's Neil?

593
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,632
Is this him?

594
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:51,898
Yeah.

595
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:53,932
That blueberry crepe
burned him pretty badly.

596
00:20:55,198 --> 00:20:56,598
Whose cane is this?

597
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,665
It's Neil's.

598
00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:00,298
Cane.

599
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,332
I knew it.

600
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:03,832
So...

601
00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:06,232
we meet at last.

602
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,165
I admire your skills...

603
00:21:08,198 --> 00:21:09,265
Mr. Peanut.

604
00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:12,798
Well, Danielle, uh,
we should get going.

605
00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:14,632
I-- I got a key
made for you.

606
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:17,098
George, I can't
move in with you.
What?

607
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:20,132
I'm sorry. But I'm taking
Neil to a clinic in England.

608
00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:22,265
N-no. No.
You can't leave me.

609
00:21:22,298 --> 00:21:23,965
Uh-- Marry me.

610
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:24,195
I'll burn myself.

611
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:24,965
I'll burn myself.

612
00:21:24,998 --> 00:21:26,132
I'll burn my parents!

613
00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:28,665
Sorry, George.

614
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:33,465
George...

615
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,665
I win.

616
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:06,098
STEWARDESS:
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>in just one moment</i>

617
00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,732
<i>we'll be showing</i>
<i>our feature presentation...</i>

618
00:22:08,765 --> 00:22:11,065
No, no, no, no, no.

619
00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,798
...the comedy hit,Sack Lunch,
<i>starring Dabney Coleman.</i>

620
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,932
[GASPS HAPPILY]

621
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:17,998
All right.
Oh, this is shaping up.

622
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,098
MAN:
Excuse me, please.

623
00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:20,465
Oh, sure.

624
00:22:20,498 --> 00:22:22,432
Oh.

625
00:22:24,432 --> 00:22:26,298
Ladies and gentlemen,

626
00:22:26,332 --> 00:22:27,632
because we have been exploited

627
00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:27,942
by your Magic Pan
crepe restaurants,

628
00:22:27,942 --> 00:22:30,132
by your Magic Pan
crepe restaurants,

629
00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:33,065
we are hijacking
this plane to Cuba.

630
00:22:33,098 --> 00:22:34,765
Everyone stay in your seats.

631
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:37,132
And shut that movie off.

632
00:22:37,165 --> 00:22:39,665
Oh, nuts.

633
00:22:41,665 --> 00:22:43,865
MANDELBAUMS [IN UNISON]:
<i>Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.</i>


