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Police Squad! In color.
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Starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Also starring Alan North.
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And Rex Hamilton
as Abraham Lincoln.
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Tonight's special guest star,
William Shatner.
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Hey, you!
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Tonight's episode,
The Guilty Alibi.
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Oh, it's only you, Ralph.
How's it going?
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Great!
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The Superior Court of the County
of Fordham is now in session.
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The Honorable
J. Oliver Maxwell presiding.
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You may be seated.
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The court will come to order.
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Uh, there will be
a five minute recess.
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My name is
Lieutenant Frank Drebin,
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Police Squad, a special unit
of the police department.
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I was having my car washed when I
received an urgent call from downtown.
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There had been a bombing
at the courthouse.
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I got to headquarters
as fast as I could.
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Hi, Ed.
Oh, Frank.
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What do you got for me?
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A sizable explosion over at
the criminal courts building.
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Coffee, Frank?
Sure.
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Yeah, that poor judge
never stood a chance.
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Anyone else hurt?
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No, some minor injuries,
but nothing serious.
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A doughnut, Frank?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Sounds like the judge was a target.
What do we got on him?
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Well, his name was
J. Oliver Maxwell.
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He'd been on the bench
for 25 years.
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Had a reputation
for harsh sentences.
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A revenge killing?
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Well, that was
my thought, Frank.
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I've got Marcus and Drake going through
the records of recently released prisoners.
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Turns out that
seven of those guys
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were sent up
by Judge Maxwell himself.
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Here, I've made out
a list for you.
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Ah, Monroe, Lynch,
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Barker, Fanning, Smith,
Brookhouse, Casales.
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Wait a minute.
That name rings a bell.
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Eddie Casales?
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Casals...
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Casales...
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Casals...
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Say, wasn't that the guy
that was convicted of bombing
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about six or seven years ago?
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Right.
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And I remember him as being
a pretty tough customer.
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Yeah.
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Al? You got that file
on Eddie Casales?
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Got it right here.
Thanks.
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Oh, and Al, get yourself a haircut.
You look ridiculous.
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Here we are.
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Casales, age 40,
sentenced 12 years Statesville Prison
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for two counts willful
destruction of property,
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possession of explosives
without a permit.
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No previous felony record.
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Paroled last month
after serving seven years.
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Well, according to this,
Frank, he was a model prisoner.
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Motive and M.O. fit.
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Yeah, well, it's as good
a place as any to start.
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Here's his last known address.
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Evidently his ex-wife
still lives there.
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Let's check out
this Eddie Casales.
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Right.
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Our file on Casales
pointed out the fact
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that he had been divorced
while in prison.
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His wife buried herself in
charity work to ease the pain.
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Yes?
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Are you Lana Casales?
Yes.
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Lieutenant Drebin,
Captain Hocken, Police Squad.
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May we ask you some questions?
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Oh, well, certainly.
Come on in.
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Thank you.
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I hope you'll excuse the mess.
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I've been packing up a few
things for charity. Uh-huh.
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May I take your coat, Captain?
Thank you.
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I suppose this has something
to do with Eddie?
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I'm afraid so.
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It's about the courthouse
bombing, isn't it?
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Well, it's in all the papers.
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Oh, let me take that.
Oh, thank you.
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Have you, uh, seen or heard from
Eddie since he's been released?
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We haven't spoken much
since the divorce.
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It's just as well.
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Do you know where Eddie
is right now?
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You might try the Club Flamingo.
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He hangs out there
with some chorus girl,
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a floozy named Mimi Du Jour.
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Du Jour. Is she French?
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That's just her stage name.
Her real name is Mimi Coffee.
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Coffee?
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No, thank you.
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It seemed Lana welcomed this
opportunity to pour her heart out.
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At first she and Eddie
had a good marriage,
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regular jobs,
close friends, a dentist.
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She thought
it would last forever.
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Slowly he began to change.
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When Eddie's criminal
activities became known,
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they were run from town
like common pygmies.
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We waited until
she had finished her story,
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then we left
on what we hoped would be
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a rendezvous with Eddie Casales.
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That evening we caught Mimi Du
Jour's show at the Club Flamingo.
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We hoped a talk with her would
be half as revealing as her act.
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Yeah?
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Mimi Du Jour?
Yeah.
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I'm Lieutenant Drebin.
This is Captain Hocken, Police Squad.
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Is this some kind of bust?
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Yes, it's very impressive,
but we'd just like to ask a few questions.
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Well, come on in.
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Thank you. We'll try not to
take up too much of your time.
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Do you mind if I change?
Not at all.
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We understand you're acquainted
with a certain Eddie Casales.
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Yeah. Why do you ask?
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Just wanna ask him
some questions.
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He's not in
any kind of trouble, is he?
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Well, we're not sure.
Do you know where we can find him?
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I have no idea.
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All right, let's get moving.
You're on stage in five minutes.
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There's a misunderstanding.
We're police officers.
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Police officers?
Five minutes.
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Did you by any chance,
uh, have any occasion to know
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where Eddie was last night?
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Last night?
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Why, yes, he... he was with me.
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We went to the movies.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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On the Waterfront.
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Come on. There are no movie
theaters on the waterfront.
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Mimi, you ready?
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Eddie!
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Hey, creeps, beat it!
I'm taking the lady home.
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They're cops, Eddie.
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Eddie, we'd like to ask you
a few questions.
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Two minutes and I'm not kidding.
You a policeman, too?
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No, I'm an ex-con.
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Ex-con.
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Two minutes.
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What were you doing on the
waterfront last night, Eddie?
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I wasn't on the waterfront.
I was at the movies.
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That's not what she says.
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All right, can it.
I know why you guys are here.
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You're trying to pin
that court bombing on me.
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We were getting around to that.
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Yeah, well, a lot of guys
could have done it.
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Boy, you cops never give
an ex-con a break.
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I try to put my past behind me,
but every time I turn around,
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well, there's somebody there telling
me who I am or where I've been.
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It's like you're
branded for life.
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We're sorry about that, Eddie.
Don't plan on leaving town.
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We might want
to talk to you again.
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Didn't you tell them
I was at the movies?
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Sure, just like you said, Eddie.
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I'd never cross you up.
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Yeah. Good girl.
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So you see, Katie,
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fish have gills to extract
oxygen from water,
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but... but air-breathing species
have lungs
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which are equipped only to accept
oxygen in its natural state.
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And that's why most mammals
must live on land.
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Wow, that's neat!
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Oh, hi, Frank.
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Would you like to keep him,
Katie?
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Can I?
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Gee, thanks,
Mr. Olson.
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Why don't you run
along now, Katie,
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and next week I'll show you why women
can't play professional football.
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Okay. Bye, Mr. Olson.
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Any progress, Ted?
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Some. Look at this.
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We've been sorting through the
fragments left by the bombing.
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And we've been able to reconstruct
the part of the courtroom
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where the explosion occurred.
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What's the bomb made from?
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I've analyzed the fragments.
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We found traces of seven
common household chemicals.
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When mixed together in the proper
ratios, they can be highly unstable.
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What you're saying
is that anyone
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with a high school knowledge of
chemistry could have made the bomb.
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Right.
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It's a fairly crude explosive,
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not the work of a professional.
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Hey, watch it!
Hey, Frank, take it easy.
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I'm sorry, Ted.
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Doctor says that too much
caffeine makes me edgy.
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Why don't you try some of this?
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It's decaffeinated coffee.
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Decaffeinated, huh?
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Well, I'll give it a try.
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Ted.
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Oh, hi, Frank.
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You were right
about that coffee.
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I sure feel better now.
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Well, accidents will happen.
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Kinda cold in that
section of the country.
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Locally, it is 68 degrees
under partly cloudy skies...
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No reports of traffic congestion
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on any of the major freeways
coming into midtown.
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Disperse! Please disperse!
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There's nothing
for you to see here.
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Please go home.
Keep moving, please.
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Keep moving.
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Glad you're here, Frank.
What do you got, Ed?
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Victim's name was John Symington.
He was a trial lawyer.
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Oh, and this'll interest you.
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He used to be an assistant DA.
Uh-huh.
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Seven years ago
he prosecuted Eddie Casales.
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That's quite a coincidence.
Yeah.
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I can't believe anybody
would do something so cruel.
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Senseless brutality,
senseless waste.
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Cut down in the prime of life.
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That car was a classic.
A '68.
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Do you suppose the widow
would take $1,500 for it?
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No, there's the tow truck.
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What do you think, Ed?
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Well, my guess, Frank,
is it's the same sort of a bomb.
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The strange thing is,
we haven't been able to find the body.
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That was quite an explosion.
Yeah.
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Well, our job's done here.
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Yeah, we better get back to headquarters.
What time is it?
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Mmm, it's later than I thought.
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Lieutenant,
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I found this on the curb
next to the car.
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Club Flamingo.
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I think we better have a
talk with Eddie Casales.
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Mmm.
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I'm telling you,
you got nothing on me.
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You're wasting your time.
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All right, Eddie.
Let's go over it again.
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Where were you last night?
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I told you a dozen times.
I was at the movies.
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I've got the sandwiches here.
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All right, Eddie, you went to the movies.
Now what did you see?
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I told you, I don't remember!
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Uh, who had the egg salad?
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I don't remember.
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Somebody ordered it.
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You can't expect us to buy that.
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But I already paid for it.
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Why don't you
give a guy a break?
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Thanks a lot.
What's the charge, huh?
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Uh, $4.58.
What're you trying to do, insult us?
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Okay, $3.50.
Coffee's on me.
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I told you.
I went to the movies.
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I feel asleep.
I don't remember.
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You don't expect us
to swallow that!
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All right, I'll eat it.
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But I don't think it's fair that
I should have to pay for it.
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All right, Eddie.
252
00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,496
Let's say you did
go to the movies.
253
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:01,598
Okay.
254
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,399
"You did go
to the movies."
255
00:15:03,471 --> 00:15:07,071
Then let's say that you were
nowhere near the Club Flamingo.
256
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,240
All right.
257
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,038
"You were nowhere
near the Club Flamingo."
258
00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:14,452
Then explain this to me.
259
00:15:16,050 --> 00:15:19,020
Well, you take this little
cardboard stick out
260
00:15:19,053 --> 00:15:21,623
with sulfur on the end
and you rub it on the edges
261
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:22,859
and it makes fire.
262
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,494
Don't play dumb with me, Eddie.
263
00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,759
You spend a lot of time
at the Club Flamingo.
264
00:15:27,828 --> 00:15:30,298
Yeah, well, so did a lot of guys.
It was a popular club.
265
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:31,844
Captain,
can you take a phone call?
266
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,695
Not now, Al.
267
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,208
Why don't you come clean? Make it
easy on yourself. Tell us the truth.
268
00:15:36,237 --> 00:15:38,767
Well, I ain't talking!
You got nothing to book me on!
269
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,610
Frank.
270
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,640
I'm afraid he's right.
We're gonna have to let him go.
271
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,709
All the evidence we've got
is purely circumstantial.
272
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,152
Yeah, you're right.
273
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,647
Tell that bomber to take off.
274
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,206
When I got home I received
a call from Mimi Du Jour.
275
00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:18,206
She said she wanted to see
me at the club right away.
276
00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:21,079
Since I had no idea
where the Club Rightaway was,
277
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,318
I suggested the Club Flamingo.
She agreed.
278
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,121
May I check your coat?
Thank you.
279
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:34,861
Thank you.
280
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,471
Well, Mimi Du Jour.
281
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:45,266
Oh, Lieutenant,
thank you for coming.
282
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,809
Cigarette?
Yes, I know.
283
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,206
Well, what can I do for you?
284
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,509
It's about Eddie.
285
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:56,378
I... I can't cover
for him anymore.
286
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,120
Ricardo, two more, please.
What do you mean?
287
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,720
I lied.
288
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,287
He never took me to the movies.
What?
289
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:06,994
I lied. He never took me
to the movies.
290
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,531
Where'd he go?
291
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:09,856
Out somewhere.
292
00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:13,401
He told me it was best
if I didn't know anything.
293
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,767
If he's mixed up
in all this trouble,
294
00:17:15,836 --> 00:17:18,096
I don't wanna be part of it.
295
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,042
And if it's another girl
he's seeing,
296
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,067
I don't wanna be a sap.
297
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,282
Mmm. I understand.
298
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,779
No, you don't.
299
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:29,507
You don't know how hard it is
ratting on the guy you love.
300
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,221
I'm all Eddie's had
since he divorced his wife.
301
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,687
Wait a minute,
I thought Lana left him.
302
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:36,786
No.
303
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:39,217
Now he has good reason
to dump me, too.
304
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:45,403
Maybe I should have just
kept my big mouth shut.
305
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,197
Mimi had done the right thing.
306
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,912
She had provided me with a few
answers, but now I needed more.
307
00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,113
Hi, Johnny.
308
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,121
I need some information
on a certain parolee.
309
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,692
You mean Eddie Casales?
310
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:11,387
Yeah, what do you
know about him?
311
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,226
Convicted bomber,
released a month ago.
312
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,636
It's all in your files,
Lieutenant.
313
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:20,065
No, no, no,
I need something personal.
314
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,033
What occupies his time?
315
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,135
Mimi Du Jour
and the Milwaukee Brewers.
316
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,280
Does he see many games?
317
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,146
Season tickets.
318
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,954
Beyond that,
I don't know nothing.
319
00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:41,724
Thanks, Johnny.
320
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:57,498
Johnny, I've been getting a lot of
mail about the Cinderella complex.
321
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:58,568
So?
322
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,480
Women's fear of success
323
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,077
has left many of them confused
324
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,549
about their wants and needs.
325
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,388
Consequently,
the stress-related burnout
326
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,794
has driven many women
from feminist aggression
327
00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:19,728
to female passivity,
328
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,763
dependent upon their partner
for vicarious fulfillment.
329
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:25,301
Well, what do I tell them?
330
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,442
Tell them to get in touch with
their unconscious feelings
331
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,935
and to share in the growth
process with their partner.
332
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,139
Thanks, Johnny.
333
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,245
See you.
334
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:44,718
Uh, Lana, Lieutenant Drebin here.
We picked up Eddie.
335
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,445
But we had to release him.
336
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,050
We don't have enough
to hold him on.
337
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,492
Oh, he's such a vindictive man.
338
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:53,258
What will it take to put him
behind bars for good?
339
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:55,727
Well, we're lacking that one
piece of special evidence
340
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:57,956
that would make
an airtight case.
341
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,201
In the meantime, Lana,
we're worried about you and Mimi.
342
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,328
Mimi?
343
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,572
Yeah, Mimi blew his alibi.
344
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,938
Now, Eddie knows the two
of you talked to the police
345
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,067
and he's mad.
346
00:20:08,142 --> 00:20:10,182
There's no predicting
what he might do.
347
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,644
We've offered Mimi
police protection,
348
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,752
but she's tired of having
the cops hanging around.
349
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:16,509
I see.
350
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,680
Now, we're prepared to offer you
351
00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:20,222
the same police protection.
352
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,117
That's very thoughtful,
Lieutenant,
353
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,523
but it won't be necessary.
354
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,690
I'm leaving town tonight.
355
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,358
Oh, I see.
356
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,656
Ah, well, in the long run,
that might be just as well.
357
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:32,400
Listen, Lana,
in the meantime, be careful.
358
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,074
Lana's attitude
seemed confusing.
359
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:39,101
She was almost hostile
toward Eddie,
360
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,973
yet she felt no threat from him.
361
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,181
Now she was suddenly
leaving town.
362
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:46,114
Mimi was scared. She had to be.
She was a sitting duck.
363
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,209
She loved Eddie.
That was clear.
364
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:51,351
But if he was the bomber,
she knew there could be no future.
365
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,778
There was nothing
we could do now
366
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:54,623
but wait
for the bomber's next move
367
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,288
and hope we could stop him
before he struck again.
368
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,390
Is she still there, Frank?
369
00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:03,562
Yeah.
370
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,400
You've gotta hand it to Mimi.
371
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:07,866
Her life's in danger and
yet she won't run away. Mmm.
372
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:20,114
Hmm?
Hold it.
373
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,414
There's someone over there.
Let's go.
374
00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:25,336
It's time. We've spotted the
suspect and we're going in.
375
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,682
Roger, we copy.
We have you in view.
376
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,047
Not so loud.
377
00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:30,946
Sorry, we didn't copy that.
378
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,917
Will you be quiet?
379
00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:34,946
Roger. Ready to assist.
380
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,263
Okay, hold it!
381
00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,585
Not this time, Lana.
The game's over. Stand back!
382
00:22:40,594 --> 00:22:41,934
Now, make it easy on yourself.
383
00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,485
We know you did
the other bombings.
384
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,313
I'm warning you, Lieutenant.
Don't come any closer
385
00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:47,502
or I'll blow this
whole neighborhood sky high.
386
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,367
Get back!
Get back all of you.
387
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:50,696
You people are in great danger.
388
00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:52,401
Now someone could get hurt.
Now get back.
389
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,605
Listen to me.
Get your hands off that detonator.
390
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,977
Forget it, Lieutenant.
You set me up.
391
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,077
If I can't have Eddie back, I'll make
sure that Mimi can't have him either.
392
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,680
Wait!
393
00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:09,862
I don't understand, I...
394
00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:12,121
Eddie!
395
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,090
Just in time, Eddie.
396
00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:16,232
Piece of cake, Lieutenant.
397
00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:17,656
No, thanks, I just ate.
398
00:23:27,441 --> 00:23:30,341
Well, Lana, you didn't
leave town tonight,
399
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,010
but you'll be leaving soon
for the Stateville Prison.
400
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:36,407
Okay, boys, run her in.
401
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,298
Here you are, Ed.
402
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,626
Oh, thanks, Frank.
403
00:23:54,702 --> 00:23:56,772
Well, it looks like
Lana'll be doing her bombing
404
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,836
up in the Stateville Prison
from now on.
405
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:02,105
Up there along with Sally
Decker and Martin and Gunderson.
406
00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:05,505
You know, there's one thing that
still puzzles me about this case.
407
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,608
Now, you said Eddie
lied about his alibi?
408
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,421
Yeah, he wasn't at the movie.
409
00:24:10,484 --> 00:24:13,294
He was over in Milwaukee
watching a baseball game.
410
00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:16,023
Afraid to tell anyone because
crossing over the state line
411
00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:17,519
is a violation of parole.
412
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,720
Parole violation, huh?
413
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,493
Well, what are we
gonna do about that?
414
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:24,431
Ah, forget it.
415
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,997
There are some things
you can't deprive a man of.
416
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:29,798
Well, I'll drink to that, Frank.
417
00:24:37,377 --> 00:24:40,107
Say, Captain, what do you want
me to do with these files...
418
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,522
Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
419
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,862
from the files of Police Squad!