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Police Squad! In color.
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Starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Also starring Alan North.
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And Rex Hamilton
as Abraham Lincoln.
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Tonight's special guest star,
Georg Stanford Brown.
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Tonight's episode,
A Dangerous Assignment.
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Break it up. Come on.
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Okay, kid.
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When we get the high sign
from Martin,
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then you take the dive.
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Four, five,
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six, seven,
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eight, nine,
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ten, you're out!
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Mike,
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I think you made a big mistake.
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Oh, Cooper, you worry too much.
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I'm sorry,
no one's allowed inside.
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No, I'm sorry.
It's the rules, it's the rules.
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No entry.
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Press.
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Oh, okay.
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My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,
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a special division
of the police force.
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I'd just come
from the stockyards.
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We'd gotten reports
that hundreds of cows
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had been senselessly
slaughtered in the area.
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But I couldn't find
any evidence.
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I stopped off for a hamburger
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and checked in
with headquarters.
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There'd been
an apparent suicide.
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I went right to the scene.
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My boss was already there.
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Ed.
Oh, hi, Frank.
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What's up?
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Uh, guard discovered the body
about an hour ago.
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Somebody went in here
right before it happened,
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but the guard's got bad eyes
and he can't make an ID.
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Uh, we're dusting
for prints now.
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What happened?
Kid named Mike Schultz.
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Set up to look like suicide
but I'm not so sure.
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Why would a boxer
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who just scored the biggest
victory of his career
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go out and commit suicide?
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Are you thinking murder?
It could be.
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Anyone with Schultz
after the fight?
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Just his manager.
Who's that?
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Some Joe named Cooper.
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Who's this Joe Cooper?
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No, no, it's Sol Cooper.
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He manages half the boxers in
town and they're all on the take.
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Want me to question him?
No, no, Frank. No.
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We may be dealing with
murder and corruption here.
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I want you to go undercover.
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I knew that Montague Martin
was one of the few criminals
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who still tampered
with the outcome of fights.
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My plan was to find
a crooked fighter
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and straighten him out.
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Mabel, Mabel,
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set the table.
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Don't forget
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the red hot...
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Aren't you Buddy Briggs?
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Yeah.
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Too bad you lost
your last three fights.
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So I had some bad luck.
So what?
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Well, maybe you don't have
the right kind of management.
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Don't you think you should start
thinking about that, Buddy?
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I make a pretty good living.
Maybe you can make a better one,
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and a cleaner one
and a better one.
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Where's your manager?
In the back.
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One of you manage Buddy Briggs?
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Yeah.
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You gotta be Cooper.
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I hear you own a piece of just
about every boxer in town.
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Yeah, what's it to you?
I'm a manager.
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I wanna take over
Buddy Briggs' contract.
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What are you,
some kind of wise guy?
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Yeah, I'm a wise guy
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with a lot of long green.
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You manage Lorne Greene?
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I'll trade Buddy
for Lorne Greene.
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No, no.
I mean I got cash.
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You manage Johnny Cash, too?
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Wait a minute.
Who are you?
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Kelly.
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Bob Kelly.
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Mind if I sit in a few hands?
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Your money's good here.
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Goodyear?
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You got the blimp, too?
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It didn't take long
for me to see
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that the game was as crooked
as Cooper's smile.
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Just you and me, Kelly.
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I raise you $500.
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Well, that's my kind of action.
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Here's your $500.
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One grand more.
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That's a lot of do-re-mi, Kelly.
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I'm outta cash.
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What about these?
No dice.
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But there is something else
I'm interested in.
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What's that?
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Buddy Briggs' contract.
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All right, Kelly.
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What do you got?
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Full house. Kings over.
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Not so fast, Kelly.
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A straight beats a full house.
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No it doesn't.
A straight beats three of a kind.
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A full house beats a straight.
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Doesn't a flush beat a straight?
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A straight flush
beats everything.
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Not a royal flush.
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Does a flush beat a full house?
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A regular flush
or a straight flush?
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A flush... A flush
beats a straight.
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I've played a lot of poker.
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A full house beats a straight.
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Maybe so, Kelly.
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But four of us beats one of you.
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All right,
I've got an ace in the hole.
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That makes me the winner.
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Buddy Briggs belongs to me now.
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But just to make it
nice and legal,
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I brought along a bill of sale.
Sign it.
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You. You witness it.
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You,
you check for spelling errors.
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All right, Cooper.
Get that stuff in there.
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How many "L's" in legally?
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You may have a fighter, Kelly,
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but you'll never get a fight.
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We got this town sewn up
tighter than a floozy's skirt.
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We'll see about that, Cooper.
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Well, gentlemen,
it's been a nice afternoon.
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Hope we can do it again
some other time.
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I'm free Wednesdays.
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This guy's more trouble
than he's worth.
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I want him knocked off!
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My plan was working.
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I was now Buddy Briggs' manager.
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But I still had
no way to connect
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Cooper and Martin
with the murder.
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I got a call from Olson.
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The lab had come up
with something.
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So you see, Katie,
when I throw this switch,
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the electrical current
from the power source
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is able to continue its journey
to its final destination.
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In our case, the light bulb.
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Gee.
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All set then?
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I guess so, Mr. Olson.
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Here we go.
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Oh. Hi, Frank. Ed.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you run
along now, Katie?
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And next week remember
to bring three things
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from your mother's dresser.
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Gee, thanks, Mr. Olson. Bye.
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Anything on
the Mike Schultz case?
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The dead boxer?
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Well, there weren't many clues.
Any prints?
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No, but we found some whiskers.
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Oh?
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Take a look in here.
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Facial hair.
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Yep.
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Hair is like fingerprints.
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No two follicles are alike.
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The strand on the left
belongs to Schultz.
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The one on the right
was found near his body.
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So, whoever belongs
to that whisker is our killer.
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Have you identified him?
Yes.
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It belongs to him.
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Luca Burnett
was a five-time loser
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who was working
for Montague Martin.
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Now I knew who was responsible
for the murder.
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But I needed someone
who wasn't afraid to talk.
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The next step
was to work on Buddy Briggs.
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Hi, Buddy.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm your new manager.
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Hey, look, buster,
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I don't know who you are
or what you're trying to pull,
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but I work for Cooper.
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Not anymore.
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And you don't go in the tank
anymore either.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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All right, Buddy,
play it stupid.
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I don't care.
You hear me?
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I don't wanna end up dead
in some locker room.
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Now get out!
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Mary.
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Mary, why aren't you
at waitress school?
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Mary.
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You've been drinking again,
haven't you?
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You're a bum!
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Mary.
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The only money you've ever
earned is by throwing fights.
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You're not the man I married.
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How can you say that?
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Because here's
the man I married.
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Mary, I love you.
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I'm trying to give you
all the things you never had.
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A decent home, a decent life,
your own synagogue.
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You're never gonna
give me those things,
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and you know why?
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'Cause you got no guts.
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You're scared of Martin and Cooper.
They own you.
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Nobody owns Buddy Briggs!
Nobody!
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Don't lie to me!
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Every big fight you've ever been
in, you've taken a dive.
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And you know what?
You could've been somebody.
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You could've been a
contender instead of a bum,
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which is what you are.
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Muffin.
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Buddy,
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I'm here to help you.
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Now, do you think
you can beat The Champ?
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I can take him blindfolded.
What if he's not blindfolded?
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I can still beat him.
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I believe you.
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That's why I won you
in the poker game.
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You fight on the up-and-up,
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you'll be able to look in
the mirror and see a winner.
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You've been living
in the dumps too long, pal.
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I'm gonna help you and Mary
get out of this sewer.
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Come on.
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All right, Buddy,
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now, you meet me tomorrow
at Maury's Bar on Prospect.
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I'm gonna get you a fight
with The Champ.
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Well, how are you gonna do that?
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You leave that to me.
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Buddy.
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What'll it be?
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Screwdriver.
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Anything to drink?
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No, thank you.
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Hey, Kelly.
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Sure are a lot of
photographers here tonight.
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Yeah, I know.
Is Cooper and Martin here? Yeah.
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They're sitting at the table
with a couple of tramps.
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Well,
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I think it's time to go
and meet Mr. Big.
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His name's Mr. Martin.
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Well.
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Hey, Cooper,
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you calling any bluffs lately?
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Well,
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if it isn't Mr. Kelly.
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It's the guy I was
telling you about,
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the guy who manages
Lorne Greene and Johnny Cash.
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Go powder your noses.
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Listen, smart boy,
I own this town.
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You may have a fighter,
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but you're never
gonna get a fight.
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We'll see about that.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
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sugar is sweet,
I'm gonna break your face.
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Buddy Briggs could break
every bone in your body.
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Yeah, well, he must be
a pretty good boxer.
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00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,110
Well, how would you know?
264
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,978
You never won an honest fight
in your life.
265
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,276
Hey, take it easy.
266
00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:48,658
Nobody wants to get hurt.
Just cool off.
267
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,783
Why should I?
The only reason you're champ
268
00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:53,092
is 'cause of guys
lying down or dying.
269
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:54,824
Hey, let me buy you a drink.
We'll talk.
270
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,688
I wouldn't drink with you, you
two-bit, phony excuse for a fighter.
271
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,259
You're just tired,
272
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,757
you didn't mean it.
Ah, forget it.
273
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,029
"Forget it"?
274
00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:06,298
Nobody says "forget it" to me!
275
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,226
Sorry, Buddy,
no sax before a fight.
276
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,463
Are you nervous?
277
00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:38,732
Yeah, a bit.
278
00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:40,669
But I know I can take this guy.
279
00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,365
Nothing can stop me tonight.
280
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,936
What are you doing here, Martin?
281
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:46,805
Get outta here.
I've gone straight.
282
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,444
If you're smart,
you'll go straight to the canvas
283
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,580
in the 12th.
284
00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:51,645
Forget it.
285
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,453
We've got Mary.
What?
286
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,715
You're bluffing.
Oh, yeah?
287
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:57,984
Mary's scarf!
288
00:16:58,052 --> 00:16:59,522
You could have
gotten that anywhere.
289
00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:01,487
How about this?
Mary's purse!
290
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:03,286
There are millions
of purses like that.
291
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,917
How about this?
292
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:07,257
Mary's toaster!
293
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,526
Oh, my God.
294
00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:13,729
In the 12th, Buddy.
295
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,741
I can't believe it.
296
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,706
I trained to win this fight.
297
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,735
I can win this fight.
298
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,310
Now I gotta lose.
299
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,708
Buddy,
I'll make a deal with you.
300
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,618
I'll bring back Mary,
301
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,154
you beat The Champ.
302
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,393
I radioed Hocken to get some men
303
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,958
and meet me at the arena.
304
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:41,186
If I wanted to put Martin
and his monkeys behind bars,
305
00:17:41,262 --> 00:17:43,362
I had to find Mary, and fast.
306
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:53,535
Johnny, I need
some information and fast.
307
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:55,438
There's a woman in trouble.
308
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:58,406
You mean Mary,
the boxer's wife who was just kidnapped?
309
00:17:58,479 --> 00:18:00,609
Right. You know
anything about it?
310
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,381
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
311
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,392
She's in big trouble.
312
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,394
She's being held
by Martin's goon, Luca.
313
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,787
What's a "goonluca"?
314
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,929
No, Luca Burnett.
Martin's henchman.
315
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,392
Right.
316
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:17,834
Where are they?
317
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:20,228
It's a big city.
Could be most anyplace.
318
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:27,638
You might wanna try Jim's Gym.
319
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,738
Thanks, Johnny.
I'll be in touch.
320
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:38,924
It's a bypass operation, Johnny.
So?
321
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,816
The guy has a history
of sinus bradycardia.
322
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,859
I wouldn't know anything
about it.
323
00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:49,959
You got him on atropine?
Of course.
324
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,925
Do a midline thoracotomy,
strip the saphenous vein,
325
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,702
be careful not to puncture
the myocardium.
326
00:19:14,388 --> 00:19:17,788
Tonight's main event, 15 rounds
327
00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:20,828
for the championship
of the world.
328
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,204
In this corner,
weighing 210 pounds
329
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:27,632
in the dark trunks
is the current champion,
330
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,101
The Champ.
331
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,840
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
332
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,579
I'm gonna break your face!
333
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,584
I'm gonna break your face!
334
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:34,169
No! No! No!
No! Help!
335
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:36,295
Police Squad!
You're under arrest!
336
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,800
No way, Ray!
337
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:01,328
All right, Luca,
I've got a gun in your ribs.
338
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:03,895
I'm not Luca
and those aren't my ribs.
339
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:05,404
Eat lead, copper!
340
00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:09,004
Mary, you all right? Yes.
341
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,469
So am I.
342
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,382
- How about now?
- Now?
343
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,844
Not so good.
344
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,350
We're about to start
the 12th round.
345
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,176
And remember, Buddy Briggs
has never gone the distance.
346
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,260
At this point, I'd say
it could go either way.
347
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,000
Both men are strong, but tired.
348
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,504
And one punch could end it
at any moment.
349
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:04,786
One, two,
350
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,059
three...
351
00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:08,757
Mary, Mary.
352
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,599
Every big fight
you've ever been in
353
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:12,164
you've taken a dive.
354
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,003
I'll get you
a fight with The Champ
355
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,567
and then maybe
you'll be a winner.
356
00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,697
There's no place like home.
357
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:20,973
There's no place like home.
358
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:23,181
Auntie Em!
359
00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:26,983
And Toto, too!
360
00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:29,547
- You'll always be a bum!
- Buddy!
361
00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,094
Six, seven,
362
00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:37,886
eight, nine...
363
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,196
How many fingers do you see?
364
00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:52,501
Thursday.
365
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,781
The winner!
Yeah, Mary!
366
00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:02,478
Yeah, Mary!
367
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,620
Mary! Yeah!
368
00:23:06,587 --> 00:23:09,457
How do you feel about the
victory, champ? Great!
369
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:12,663
It's not only a victory for
me, but for all of boxing.
370
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,926
'Cause I'd like to tell
you about some cheap crooks
371
00:23:14,995 --> 00:23:16,425
who are trying to ruin the game.
372
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:19,057
Montague Martin!
373
00:23:19,133 --> 00:23:21,273
Kelly! The name is
Detective Frank Drebin
374
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:22,665
and I'm a boxing fan.
375
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,196
What the...
All right, Martin,
376
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:25,941
you've fixed your last fight.
377
00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:29,006
From now on, the boxers in
this town will lose honestly.
378
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,806
Buddy! Buddy!
379
00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:34,683
Buddy! Buddy!
380
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,048
Mary!
381
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,496
Hi, Ed.
Oh, hi, Frank.
382
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,972
Excuse me.
Yep.
383
00:23:57,304 --> 00:24:00,374
Uh, Drebin here.
Get me Pete Preussing.
384
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,940
Tell him I'd like the final
report on Martin and Sally Decker.
385
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:05,381
Right.
386
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,345
Looks like we got
a new champ, huh?
387
00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:11,019
Well,
388
00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:13,424
looks like I can get back to
reading the sport pages now.
389
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:17,186
Speaking of sports pages, I see they're
bringing your friend Martin in now.
390
00:24:20,227 --> 00:24:21,687
You think you're
a big man, Drebin,
391
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,631
but I'm telling you,
I'm gonna beat this rap.
392
00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,527
Don't count on that, Martin.
393
00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,098
Looks like you and your
cohorts'll be doing your boxing
394
00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:30,298
up at the Stateville Prison
from now on.
395
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:59,403
Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
396
00:24:59,466 --> 00:25:01,766
from the files of Police Squad!