1 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:07,339 MALE NARRATOR: Police Squad! In color. 2 00:00:13,615 --> 00:00:15,615 Starring Leslie Nielsen. 3 00:00:20,522 --> 00:00:23,362 Also starring Alan North. 4 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:29,702 And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln. 5 00:00:34,436 --> 00:00:38,096 Tonight's special guest star, Lorne Greene. 6 00:00:45,514 --> 00:00:48,614 Tonight's episode, The Broken Promise. 7 00:01:08,036 --> 00:01:10,536 JIM: Sally, I just can't cover up for you anymore. 8 00:01:10,639 --> 00:01:12,609 I'm in this thing way too deep already. 9 00:01:12,674 --> 00:01:14,414 Oh, not as deep as I am. 10 00:01:14,476 --> 00:01:18,506 Oh, honey, please, my orthodontist is getting anxious. He wants his money. 11 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:21,210 Well, tell him you haven't got it. What can he do? 12 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:24,552 What can he do? He'd beat up his own mother when it comes to money. 13 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:28,660 Oh, Jim, please, you gotta go along with me or I'm in serious trouble. 14 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:29,924 I'm sorry, Sally. 15 00:01:29,992 --> 00:01:32,332 Please, I only need a couple more days. 16 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:34,133 By then, the rubber bands will be off. 17 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:37,795 Yeah, sure, then next week you'll need a retainer. There's no end to it. 18 00:01:37,866 --> 00:01:40,066 Jim, please, one more visit. 19 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:41,565 Just for tightening. 20 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:44,667 Sally, I'm sorry. This is it. End of the line. 21 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:46,340 (SIGHING) All right. 22 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:50,982 I'll think of something. I've got to. 23 00:01:51,046 --> 00:01:53,176 Look, Sally, you know I'd like to help you, 24 00:01:53,248 --> 00:01:56,578 but with the auditors coming in, I've got to balance the books. 25 00:01:56,652 --> 00:01:58,222 (DOORBELL JINGLES) 26 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,146 Good afternoon, sir. May I help you? 27 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,691 I'd like to cash this check. 28 00:02:01,757 --> 00:02:03,057 Payroll check? 29 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:05,085 Yes, I'm with the Lerman tire company. 30 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:08,089 At least I used to be. I just got laid off today. 31 00:02:08,163 --> 00:02:10,263 JIM: Well, since this is your first time here, 32 00:02:10,332 --> 00:02:13,102 can I see some identification, uh, Mr. Twice? 33 00:02:13,168 --> 00:02:16,398 Yeah, sure. Here's my driver's license. 34 00:02:16,471 --> 00:02:18,741 Do you have two major credit cards? 35 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:23,135 Uh, thumbprint here, please. 36 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:26,452 Now stand on that line and look directly into the camera. 37 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,254 (CAMERA CLICKS) Thank you. 38 00:02:28,317 --> 00:02:30,277 Now look to your left and cough. 39 00:02:30,352 --> 00:02:31,952 (COUGHS) 40 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,320 And again. 41 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:34,418 (COUGHS) 42 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,719 Now, spread your toes, please. 43 00:02:37,692 --> 00:02:39,932 And the other foot. 44 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:42,755 Thank you. Come and see us anytime, Mr. Twice. 45 00:02:42,865 --> 00:02:43,955 Thanks. 46 00:02:44,032 --> 00:02:45,032 (GUN FIRING) 47 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:02,275 Sally! 48 00:03:02,351 --> 00:03:03,351 (GUN FIRING) 49 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,364 Sally! 50 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,855 (SCREAMING) 51 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,407 DREBIN: My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, 52 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:06,409 Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad, 53 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,580 a special detail of the police department. 54 00:04:09,651 --> 00:04:11,781 There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models 55 00:04:11,853 --> 00:04:15,393 found naked and unconscious in Laundromats on the West Side. 56 00:04:15,457 --> 00:04:17,457 Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate 57 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:20,085 holdups at neighborhood credit unions. 58 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:22,031 I was across town doing my laundry 59 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,456 when I heard their call on the double killing. 60 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,902 It took me 20 minutes to get there. 61 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:29,298 My boss was already on the scene. 62 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:33,766 (CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO) 63 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:42,210 An attempted holdup, Frank. Cashier's the only witness. 64 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:46,418 According to her, the gunman shot the teller, 65 00:04:46,488 --> 00:04:48,618 she grabbed the gun and shot the holdup man. 66 00:04:48,690 --> 00:04:50,220 It's the same M.O. as the others. 67 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,791 It could be, but this one has an interesting wrinkle. 68 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:56,561 The gunman, Twice, is a good family man with no prior record. 69 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,701 Could I talk to her? Sure. 70 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,231 This is Sally Decker, Frank. 71 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,494 Hello, Miss Decker. Hello. 72 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,330 I'm Captain Frank Drebin. 73 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,529 I understand you've had a pretty rough time. 74 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,271 Yeah, it was pretty bad. 75 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,066 Cigarette? Yes, I know. 76 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,869 Well. 77 00:05:39,941 --> 00:05:42,711 Do you feel up to any questions? I'll try. 78 00:05:42,778 --> 00:05:44,708 Where were you when all this happened? 79 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,710 I was right here at my desk, working. 80 00:05:46,782 --> 00:05:49,482 And when was the first time you noticed something was wrong? 81 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:52,791 Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell. 82 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,794 Uh, he's the teller, Frank. 83 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:57,256 What, Jim Fell's the teller? No, Jim Johnson. 84 00:05:57,325 --> 00:05:58,455 Who's Jim Fell? 85 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,856 Oh, he's the auditor, Frank. 86 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,531 He had the flu, so Jim filled in. 87 00:06:02,597 --> 00:06:04,057 Phil who? 88 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:06,132 (CRYING) Phil Din. He's the night watchman, Frank. 89 00:06:06,201 --> 00:06:07,771 If only, Phil, had been here. 90 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:10,195 Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. 91 00:06:10,272 --> 00:06:12,842 Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim fell. 92 00:06:12,908 --> 00:06:16,608 No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill. 93 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,447 Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice. 94 00:06:19,514 --> 00:06:21,554 No, I only shot once. 95 00:06:21,616 --> 00:06:23,976 Twice is the holdup man. 96 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:25,852 Then I guess, I did shoot Twice. 97 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:27,487 Oh, so now you're changing your story. 98 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,985 No, I shot Twice after Jim fell. 99 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:31,928 You shot Twice and Jim Fell? 100 00:06:31,993 --> 00:06:35,433 No, Jim fell first, and then I shot Twice once. 101 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,356 Who fired twice? Once. 102 00:06:37,432 --> 00:06:39,602 He's the owner of the tire company, Frank. 103 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,068 Okay. 104 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:45,337 Wunce is the owner of the tire company and he fired Twice. 105 00:06:45,407 --> 00:06:48,107 Then, Twice shot the teller once. Twice. 106 00:06:48,176 --> 00:06:51,306 And Jim fell and then you fired twice. Once. 107 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,579 Mmm. 108 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:55,577 Okay, all right, that'll be all for now, Miss Decker. 109 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:58,750 Now, we'll need you to make a formal statement down at the station. 110 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:00,250 Oh, of course. 111 00:07:00,322 --> 00:07:01,832 (SALLY SIGHING) You've been very helpful. 112 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,356 We think we know how he did it. 113 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:04,704 Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. 114 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,285 He hasn't been in for weeks. 115 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:08,391 Well. 116 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,062 Thank you again, Miss Decker. 117 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,661 (SALLY SOBBING) 118 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,902 Weeks? 119 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:15,427 Sol Weeks. He's the controller, Frank. 120 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,710 DREBIN: Sally Decker told a convincing story. 121 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:26,409 I thought she would make a good witness 122 00:07:26,481 --> 00:07:28,481 if the case ever came to trial. 123 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,649 But somehow, something didn't sit right. 124 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,448 I drove back to Police Squad 125 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,220 to see what Homicide and the lab boys had picked up. 126 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:37,460 So, Billy, when the moisture in the air 127 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:39,686 comes in contact with the cold pitcher, 128 00:07:39,761 --> 00:07:41,831 it forms water droplets, 129 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,726 what we call "condensation." 130 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,668 (WATER GURGLING) 131 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,583 Just like on your mother when she gets out of the shower, 132 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:50,302 glistening with tiny little beads of... 133 00:07:50,372 --> 00:07:51,702 Oh, hi, Frank. 134 00:07:51,773 --> 00:07:53,973 That'll be all for today, Billy. 135 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:56,242 Next week, we'll look into some interesting experiments 136 00:07:56,311 --> 00:07:58,111 we can do with discarded swimwear. 137 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:01,550 Gee, thanks, Mr. Olsen. Bye. 138 00:08:01,616 --> 00:08:03,076 You come up with anything, Ted? 139 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,751 Well, we got the coroner's report 140 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:08,019 on the depth of penetration of the bullet in Jim Johnson's body. 141 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:10,959 If the holdup man had been where Sally Decker said, 142 00:08:11,025 --> 00:08:12,985 the bullet should have penetrated deeper. 143 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:15,925 Let me show you what we did. 144 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,967 These guns are identical to the one that killed Jim Johnson. 145 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:21,333 Watch carefully as I test fire this gun 146 00:08:21,403 --> 00:08:23,943 into these videotapes of Barbara Walters interviews. 147 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:31,382 As you can see, it completely destroys the Burt Reynolds interview. 148 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:35,575 And everything from... from Bo Derek to Paul Newman. 149 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:39,990 But only up to the point where Barbra asks him, "Is it difficult to love?" 150 00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:43,085 Now let me show you what happens when the gun is fired from three feet. 151 00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:46,188 Which is the distance Sally claimed the shots were fired from. 152 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:50,760 Notice? 153 00:08:50,832 --> 00:08:52,672 Complete destruction. 154 00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:55,134 Right up to the point where she asked Katharine Hepburn 155 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:57,043 what kind of tree she'd like to be. 156 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,882 DREBIN: Our next stop was a neighborhood known as Little Italy. 157 00:09:04,946 --> 00:09:06,806 A criminal investigation 158 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,421 seldom follows a straightforward, clear-cut course. 159 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,753 This one was obviously no exception. 160 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:15,120 I felt we had to talk with Ralph Twice's widow 161 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:16,860 to see how much she knew. 162 00:09:18,126 --> 00:09:20,256 Oh, please go away. 163 00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:22,028 Please go away. 164 00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:25,057 I don't want to answer any more of your questions. 165 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,633 We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. 166 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:30,572 We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then. 167 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,171 Oh, Ralph was such a good man. 168 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,771 Who could have done such a horrible thing? 169 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,313 Did he owe any money? 170 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:38,808 Doctor bills? 171 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,109 Gambling debts? Book-of-the-Month Club? 172 00:09:41,182 --> 00:09:42,352 No, nothing. 173 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:45,677 Just two more payments on our solar telescope. 174 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,353 Oh, poor Ralph. 175 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:48,792 Do you know what it's like 176 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:52,216 to be married to a wonderful man for 14 years? 177 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:55,130 No, I can't say that I do. 178 00:09:55,196 --> 00:09:57,626 I did, uh, live with a guy once, though, 179 00:09:57,699 --> 00:09:59,499 but that was just for a couple of years. 180 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:02,567 Usual slurs, rumors, innuendos, people didn't understand. 181 00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:03,997 (CRYING) Oh! 182 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:07,111 Ran him out of town like a common pigmy. 183 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,782 Did he have any enemies? 184 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:12,114 (SNIFFING) Well, the Democrats didn't like him. 185 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:15,750 Sure, he was a physical education major, but he had a mind. 186 00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:21,347 He could think. He wasn't all muscle, all body, all sinewy limbs. 187 00:10:21,423 --> 00:10:24,393 He got married, you know, later, had three kids. 188 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:27,489 Never cared for her. Sent a nice gift, never got a note. 189 00:10:27,562 --> 00:10:28,932 (SOBBING) 190 00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:32,227 Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey? 191 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,269 Why, no. No, he never did. 192 00:10:34,335 --> 00:10:35,895 It was just a hunch. 193 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:38,240 I told him she was wrong. 194 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,805 (SOBBING) 195 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:44,514 And that youngest boy, just like his father, football hero. 196 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,678 Lived with him for a year. It wasn't the same. 197 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:51,980 Can't go back. Oh, poor Ralph. 198 00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:55,863 And what about my daughter? What am I gonna tell her? 199 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,923 Yeah, you're gonna have to tell her something. 200 00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:59,062 (MRS. TWICE SOBBING) 201 00:10:59,127 --> 00:11:00,367 Tell her he went on a long trip. 202 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,894 Tell her... Wait a minute. 203 00:11:01,963 --> 00:11:04,303 How about a big monster came and took him to Daddy Heaven? 204 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:06,395 Oh! 205 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,467 Nah. What about this? 206 00:11:08,536 --> 00:11:12,266 He threw himself on a grenade to save the battalion? Yeah, that's it. 207 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,779 No, no, wait a minute. He was killed by left wing insurgents from Paraguay. 208 00:11:17,211 --> 00:11:18,881 No, Bolivia! 209 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,946 I got it. I got... He... He was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson. 210 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,392 DREBIN: No further progress was made in the next 10 hours. 211 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,315 The following morning, I reported back to Police Squad. 212 00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:39,473 About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement. 213 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:43,304 She said the holdup man had come in once before, to extort protection money. 214 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,842 Something new? Nothing. 215 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,081 Anything here? 216 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,076 Not until we get the lab reports. 217 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,448 AL: I got them right here, Chief. 218 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,977 Reports on our APB, negative. 219 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,593 R and I rundown on Twice, negative. 220 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,455 Fingerprint identification, negative. 221 00:12:04,525 --> 00:12:06,855 Well, if he was crooked, he sure had a lot of people fooled. 222 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,497 What about the final autopsy report on Johnson and Twice? 223 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:11,755 They should rest in peace. 224 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,302 Yeah, anything unusual there? 225 00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:15,697 Yeah, take a look at that section on bullet penetration. 226 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:18,337 (PHONE RINGING) 227 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,210 Mmm, according to this, 228 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:25,505 the bullet canals in both bodies took an upward course. 229 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,680 And they were standing face to face. 230 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,478 Just a few feet apart. 231 00:12:31,652 --> 00:12:33,822 Get me Pete Preussing at Homicide. 232 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,787 Tell him I want to meet him and a few of his men 233 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,086 down at the Acme Credit Union. 234 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,085 Right away, sir. 235 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,702 DREBIN: Now, Preussing, move closer, slowly. 236 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,309 All right, that's it. 237 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,844 This is the approximate distance 238 00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:57,379 the two men were apart when the shots were fired. 239 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,184 Now, McBeen, you're gonna be the teller. 240 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,106 Preussing, you're Ralph Twice. 241 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,421 The tape indicates the path the bullet took. 242 00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,124 All right. 243 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,245 Holdup man enters, demands money and fires. 244 00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:10,662 DREBIN: I spent most of the afternoon trying to determine 245 00:13:10,725 --> 00:13:13,925 the possible angles from which the bullets might have been fired. 246 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:16,895 Reenactment of a crime in this way can be a helpful tool 247 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,504 in a criminal investigation. 248 00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:24,042 If the teller had his back turned and then the gunman fired... 249 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,844 (GUNSHOT) Hmm. 250 00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,107 A ricochet. 251 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,214 (GUNSHOT) 252 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,644 (PHONE RINGING) 253 00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:35,182 After several hours, I had some interesting theories, but still nothing conclusive. 254 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,649 When my boss called, I gave him the information, 255 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,148 but I knew I needed more answers. 256 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,760 And I had an idea of where I could get some. 257 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,330 (SIGHING) 258 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:57,343 What's the word on the street, Johnny? 259 00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:58,595 I don't know. 260 00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:01,073 I hear a lot of things. Pick a topic. 261 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,513 Do you know anything about the double killings at the Acme Credit Union? 262 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:11,723 You're barking up the wrong tree with this Ralph Twice. 263 00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:15,046 He's a good family man and makes a decent living. 264 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,092 Wasn't his fault he got fired from the tire company. 265 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,888 But who could predict that Brazil would cut off the rubber supply? 266 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,162 They're nationalizing the industry in two weeks, 267 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,971 so he would have gotten his job back anyway. 268 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,674 Now, Sally Decker, that's another story. 269 00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,738 She used to be Joe Surlow's girl 270 00:14:32,807 --> 00:14:34,637 until she got involved in the numbers. 271 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,279 Before you knew it, she was up to her pretty little neck 272 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,354 in penny-ante bunko scams. 273 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,422 Where do I locate this Surlow? 274 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,415 He's working at this address. 275 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,390 Thanks, Johnny. 276 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,640 What do you know about life after death? 277 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:06,605 I wouldn't know anything about it. 278 00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:12,384 You talking existential being 279 00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,447 or anthropomorphic deity? 280 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:19,691 DREBIN: After taking care of an urgent personal matter, 281 00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,864 I proceeded directly to the address that Johnny had given me. 282 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,993 It turned out to be one of those all-night wicker places. 283 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:32,533 Surlow had done some time years earlier for a minor offense. 284 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,030 He was one of those guys who had come up through the school of hard knocks. 285 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:40,243 Eventually, he admitted that he and Sally had been long-time acquaintances. 286 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,038 She had come to him recently 287 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,539 to ask for money to pay off an oral debt. 288 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,912 The orthodontist needed the money. 289 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,111 Surlow had done what he could for her. 290 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:52,753 Fortunately, he had remembered the dentist's name, 291 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,750 Dr. Robert Zubatsky. 292 00:15:59,727 --> 00:16:02,927 Zubatsky's office was located in Fox Point Heights. 293 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,257 A fashionable area of town where foreign imports 294 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,633 and two-martini lunches were the order of the day. 295 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:12,413 His clientele were the sons and daughters of the privileged. 296 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:15,683 I decided it might be a good time to have my teeth checked. 297 00:16:17,345 --> 00:16:20,475 Mr. Drebin, Dr. Zubatsky will see you now. 298 00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:26,288 That's the second door on your left, Mr. Drebin. 299 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,131 You're next, Carl. 300 00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,566 As soon as this impression is complete, 301 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:42,325 we'll know a lot more, Mr. Drebin. 302 00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:44,403 Are those x-rays ready, Miss Frenzell? 303 00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:46,272 Yes, Doctor. Would you like to take a look? 304 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,010 Yes, I would. 305 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,906 (SUCTIONING) 306 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,164 (SUCTIONING) 307 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,843 (SUCTIONING) 308 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,985 All right, let's get started, shall we? 309 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,060 (MUMBLES) 310 00:17:41,362 --> 00:17:44,032 (MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 311 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:48,168 Sally Decker? Sally Decker. That name rings a bell. 312 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,636 No, I can't place it. 313 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:50,973 (MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 314 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,558 Look, I'm telling you, I don't know her. 315 00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:56,108 (MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 316 00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:58,777 All right, I know her. She was a patient of mine. 317 00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,146 Her lower left quadrant was all messed up, but so what? 318 00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:03,152 (DENTIST CHOKING) 319 00:18:03,217 --> 00:18:05,347 (MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 320 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:08,069 Okay, okay, now, look, uh, she's a good... good... good-looking dame. 321 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:09,719 We went out and had, uh, laughs, 322 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:12,790 a couple of drinks, but, uh, uh, that's the whole story. 323 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,559 (MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 324 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:18,028 Look, look, I... I don't need trouble. I'll cooperate. 325 00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,965 My God, you're an animal! 326 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:24,403 I am not an animal! 327 00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:28,012 I am a human being! 328 00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:32,740 DREBIN: Zubatsky's information pointed in the same direction, 329 00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,353 Sally Decker. 330 00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:37,575 The pieces were now coming together, but they still weren't enough. 331 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:40,451 We needed something more for a conviction. 332 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:44,591 I stopped back at Police Squad to set the trap. 333 00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:48,388 When I got to the elevator, my boss was already on the scene. 334 00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,131 Any luck with the dentist, Frank? 335 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,470 Sally paid him up in full, one day after the double killing and theft. 336 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:57,537 (BELL DINGING) 337 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:58,872 How do you know that? 338 00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:00,169 Went through his files. 339 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,210 Sally was seeing Zubatsky, six years, maybe seven. 340 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,806 Eight times a year. 341 00:19:04,879 --> 00:19:08,049 Always in arrears. Then suddenly, 24 hours after the killing, 342 00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,345 she's paid up in full. 343 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,316 (BELL DINGING) 344 00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:15,085 Well, it looks like she's in this thing up to her pretty little ears. 345 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,315 Was the, uh, dentist cooperative? 346 00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,321 Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope. 347 00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:21,533 Now we have to see if we can get Sally 348 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,955 to stick her head into the noose. 349 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,060 Yeah. 350 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:37,980 SALLY: Hello? 351 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:41,475 Hello, Sally, this is Dr. Zubatsky. 352 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:43,149 (ZUBATSKY'S VOICE) I need to talk to you. 353 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,477 Sorry, B.Z., we're through. 354 00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,593 I paid you in full. 355 00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:49,985 I made an appointment with another orthodontist. 356 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,020 That's right, Sally. You did pay me. 357 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:53,832 I have the money right here. 358 00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:56,458 Fresh from the mint, traceable. 359 00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,102 You wanna talk? 360 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,374 Yeah, okay, you win. 361 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:03,836 Half an hour. 362 00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,544 Corner of Cherry and Galena. 363 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,512 What was the phony phone call about? 364 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,208 Just socializing. 365 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,479 Talked to our little friend, Sally Decker. 366 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,248 Well, outside of the fact that she paid off the dentist, 367 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,617 we still have no real proof and no motive. 368 00:20:19,687 --> 00:20:21,787 Well, I say dippin' into the till for $1,200 369 00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:23,316 is a pretty good motive. 370 00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,391 Not enough, Frank. We'll need more. 371 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,729 Don't worry. 372 00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:29,255 I got a date with her. 373 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,773 Frank, one thing. 374 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,433 Now, if you're right, 375 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,871 she's already killed two men. 376 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,567 You'd better watch your step. 377 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,839 (SCREAMS) 378 00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:05,625 Sergeant Drebin! 379 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:07,470 Hello, Sally, you waiting for someone? 380 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,204 I was just about to leave. 381 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,749 Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors. They always keep you waiting. 382 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,412 I don't know what you're talking about. 383 00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:16,214 Come on over here and sit down. I'll tell you. 384 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:20,006 I've been doing some checking up, Sally, and it doesn't add up. 385 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:21,711 What do you mean, Lieutenant? 386 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,752 I don't think that Twice shot Johnson. 387 00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:26,048 I don't understand. I was there when it happened. 388 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:29,220 I think that you took the money, to pay your orthodontist. 389 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:32,790 Oh, Captain Drebin! That just isn't true. 390 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,490 You knew it was just a matter of time. 391 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,901 You knew that, until the payoff was discovered. 392 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,834 But that's impossible. 393 00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:41,399 I haven't ever been involved in anything so heinous. 394 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,598 Yeah, that's right. 395 00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,740 Sally Decker has no record. 396 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:48,235 But Sally was formerly Babs Caltrane. 397 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,508 Notorious gunrunner in Memphis. 398 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,947 Only difference is, Babs has red hair. 399 00:21:56,416 --> 00:22:00,546 And before that, she was a brunette hit man named Zazu Pitts. 400 00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:06,493 And before that, she sang backup for Aretha Franklin. 401 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,325 All right, Frank, 402 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,527 did your research reveal that I did a stint 403 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,029 with the marines and reupped? 404 00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:20,567 No, I can't say that it did. 405 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,040 (SALLY EXCLAIMS) 406 00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:23,939 (SCREAMS) 407 00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:57,575 Sally! Sally Decker! 408 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,344 This is the police. 409 00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:01,153 You are surrounded. 410 00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,545 Throw down your gun and surrender. 411 00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:05,347 You do not have a chance. 412 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,290 (POLICE SIREN WAILING) 413 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,294 (GUN CLICKS) 414 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,637 All right, Sally, you're under arrest. 415 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,736 Sergeant, take her away and book her. 416 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:30,209 Sergeant Takeraway. 417 00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:31,437 Sergeant Booker. 418 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,480 Well, that was some pretty fancy police work, Frank. 419 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,419 I know you got Sally's record from R and I, 420 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,946 but how did you know she handled the loan office heist? 421 00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,662 Just a little hunch back at the office. 422 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,293 Thought so. 423 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:46,698 I brought that little hunchback with me. 424 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,556 Charlie, come out here. Charlie, good going. 425 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,396 Oh, hi, Frank. 426 00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:59,671 Hi, Ed. Just got back from the arraignment. 427 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,850 Sally Decker's, gonna have to get her teeth straightened 428 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,635 in the Statesville Prison from now on. 429 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,710 Good. And there'll be plenty of time to do it, too. 430 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:09,280 Got something on the side of your mouth, Al. 431 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:13,075 No, no, no, the other side. 432 00:24:17,224 --> 00:24:20,734 You know, Frank, there's one thing I still don't understand. 433 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,664 Now, how did you know that the money 434 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:26,129 Sally gave to Dr. Zubatsky wasn't traceable? 435 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,630 I didn't. Yeah? 436 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,401 But neither did Sally. 437 00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:57,234 MALE NARRATOR: Be sure to tune in next week for another exciting story 438 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,758 from the files of Police Squad!