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Never!
Don't tell me such things.
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Viscount, I love you.
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I love you to death.
Look how I love you.
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Look.
Now I give you a proof.
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The proof is this cake.
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Damn it! How good she is!
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Angela, it's okay
that your fiance is the director
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but it takes the place of the actors
only in the scenes where they eat!
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have you seen She is not poisoned.
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This is the proof of our love.
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Now, Viscount,
i will be yours for life
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take me own me
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Support me, knight!
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- Yes, kiss me!
- What the hell are you doing? It's a rehearsal!
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You get carried away...
Angela, do you understand what to do?
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Angela, come on! A good rehearsal! come
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Lillino! You can't wait
for me to do such erotic scenes.
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I'm not a great actress
as you think
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You are huge!
And I will be a great director.
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But now come here
and do a bit on the bitch. Come on! Repeat.
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Angela! Come on! Let's go!
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Countess Amalia, you spoil everything for me!
We work. We do a rehearsal.
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What a repetition! As soon as it starts
the first race. Come on, Angela! Before!
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I don't understand why it has to be broken
a serious thing like the theater!
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After this debut
which we do in Bologna,
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we can start
at the Metropolitan in New York.
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Theater means being on the run,
not to go racing.
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Anyway, I'm not moving from here!
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- In the meantime, we're going to eat.
- Then I'm moving!
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- Hello, Giorgia!
- Hello. School is finally over.
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- Are you happy?
- Yes. hi aunty
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- Hello.
- He always makes me the driver.
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But what do you say?
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Let's hurry! The races begin.
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I can finally throw
this uniform! I can't anymore.
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- Hello, countess. what do you eat
- It doesn't matter.
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Immediately the second race begins.
Quick! Bring some fettuccine.
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- But hurry up.
- Immediately!
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honey how are you
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- Okay.
- You are gorgeous!
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We repeat "The Virgin and the Viscount"
directed by Lillino.
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How cool!
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- See you the day after tomorrow?
- Perfect!
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It looks like Lillino.
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- Agreed. Bye.
- Bye.
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Good day, countess. How do you do?
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Anselmo Bresci!
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- Run now, right?
- Of course, today is my race.
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- Gentlemen's race!
- Well done!
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- Good luck.
- Thank you, countess. With permission.
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Who knows if he eats Lillino,
today he is alone!
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Cuckoo! Here I am! Hello my love.
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- Come on! Come!
- Hello, countess.
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Lillino! Why not come!
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- Hello, Giorgia.
- Come, come.
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- Are you eating with us?
- No, thank you. I'm not hungry.
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I have that cake left here.
I get angry easily.
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You cannot leave the rehearsal unfinished.
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You, countess, don't leave it to me
never at peace!
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No thanks, I'm on a diet.
This morning I thought a lot...
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I had a great idea.
An adaptation for the theater
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of "Count Ugolino".
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The one who eats his daughter's head, right?
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I play Ugolino, you play Beatrice.
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- Do you like it? are you happy
- Thank you!
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I'll serve, thank you.
do you want
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It amuses me. I always liked it
to put on the plate of others.
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- Even when I'm not hungry.
- Me few. Thank you.
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- Georgia!
- Yes, aunt?
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Go and bet 50,000
on Cicciobello.
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- Agreed.
- Immediately! Immediate!
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- Cicciobello is a beautiful horse.
- Wonderful!
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- Wonderful!
- And the noodles are beautiful!
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excuse me what is the number
the horse with which he runs
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Mr. Anselmo Bresci?
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Bresci... Pelosetto. Number 3.
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All right. 50,000 on 3 winners.
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- We're welcome.
- Thank you.
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The second race.
"Cesena" award. Two million.
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After 50 meters,
the horses are all bunched up.
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Benghazi continues to lead the pack.
Radames is next to him.
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Pelosetto is clearly behind
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he hits with his hoof
in the middle of the track.
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Prolonged trot break.
Pelosetto is disqualified.
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Cicciobello recovers.
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We are in a straight line.
Radames and Cicciobello are tied.
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Cicciobello wins!
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I knew! I knew!
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- What a horse, this Cicciobello!
- How happy she is!
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No one believed!
It pays me back at least 20 times over!
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Did you see, Giorgia, what kind of aunt you have?
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- Did you see, Giorgia?
- Aunt, I actually...
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- I didn't bet on Cicciobello.
- How? How? You don't have...
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No, I bet on Pelosetto.
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On Anselmo Bresci's horse
did the little girl bet?
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Not on Cicciobello?
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He was wrong, aunt.
He doesn't know how.
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I'm sorry.
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what do you care
The aunt laughs, she is happy.
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Then, Cicciobello or not,
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health is important!
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What happened?
This is dead.
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So ladies,
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to be clear, money, not at all.
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Your poor aunt
he left mostly debts.
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Besides, her addiction to games
he was known.
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- Poor aunt!
- Indeed!
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You are left with a property.
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A villa in the town of Colleverde.
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- Just outside the city.
- A villa?
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Yes, ladies.
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But it's better not to have any illusions.
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The Countess had tried several times
to sell it,
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but it is a property
in a very bad state.
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- Really...
- It doesn't look too good.
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What can I tell you, dear miss?
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The villa is the one you see.
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Attention, Giorgia!
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Behold. It was my duty to accompany you.
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Behold. Here are other salons.
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Come, I'll show you the way.
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But it's big!
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What are we doing here?
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It seems...
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It looks like a monastery, an abandoned barracks.
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What can I say...
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A guesthouse.
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A guesthouse!
A guesthouse!
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Well done, Angela! A guesthouse!
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Bravo!
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Hello. You're eating a sandwich, right?
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Whitewash?
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We clean.
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- Do you have anything to sell?
- No. There's a hammer there.
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But the bread? I ate it
and I didn't realize it!
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Radames, I'm coming!
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Not!
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Angela, please go back to bed.
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who is angela
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I am Aida.
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- I have to go to Radames.
- Yes...
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Yeah, okay, you're Aida.
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But now go back to bed
he doesn't act like a scorpia anymore.
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Come on! Come! Come on!
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Bravo! come
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Undress!
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That, down!
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- Tell me I'm a whore!
- Yes! Yes! You are a pig!
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- But not here!
- Where are you going? Come here!
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- Excuse me. Mr. Bresci?
- Can we?
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- Mr. Bresci!
- He's in the office.
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- I'm calling him now.
- Yes, thank you.
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- Write?
- No, do the math!
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"Damn"! But who is it?
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- She's that young lady for you.
- It's you, Giorgia!
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Hello, Mr. Anselmo.
I brought this drawing.
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We would like some flyers
for our guesthouse.
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Good. Give it to me, I'll take care of it. Bye.
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As for the price,
if you would like to give us a discount...
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After all, the aunt died
and your fault.
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- Cicciobello!
- Yes, Cicciobello!
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Keep calm, for the price
we understand each other. Bye.
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I'm ready tonight.
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Beautiful!
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A doctor please!
He fell and hit himself right there.
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Arrive at line two
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the train coming from Ferrara
and Ravenna towards Bellaria and Rimini.
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- For you.
- What are you doing? Do you give the leaflet to the dog?
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If he's a dog, he'll be a master, right?
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- Master! Master! Master!
- It's me.
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Why? I put it that way
so that he doesn't steal my suitcase.
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Is it an anti-theft dog?
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No, it's an anti-drug dog.
But now he's a bit of a fool.
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Still smelling of drugs, he got high too.
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- Have you just arrived?
- Yes, I come from Naples.
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I came to Bologna because it is
a very good Swiss vet.
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- Looking for a hotel?
- Yes, at least for a week.
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I have to take Gennarino
in rehab.
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Why don't you come to us?
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Pension "Paradis".
We have people with good references.
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Platoon Leader Pasquale Esposito,
Anti-Drug Center.
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Have a carabinieri in the house
it gives you security!
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Yes, sure!
How much is full board?
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- Well... 50,000 all inclusive.
- Per month?
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- Per day!
- Per day.
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No, that's too much! I can't spend them.
I'm away.
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What are Gennarino and I doing?
Let's make it 5,000.
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Per month?
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- Per day.
- No, no! At least 10,000.
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- Per day?
- Per week!
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Per week...
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Gennarino, come here!
where are you going You don't know Bologna!
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There it is!
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- Gennarino!
- Gennarino, stop barking!
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00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,375
That's "trafficker", not "junkie"!
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I told you, he made a fool of himself.
He received the silver medal.
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But he doesn't know shit!
Excuse me.
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Come on you moron!
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Mr. lawyer, how are you?
finish this process? Deny it.
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00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,750
- I'm worried. My wife...
- Denies the evidence.
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- Mr. lawyer, the bag!
- Hello.
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- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Hello, lawyer. How do you do?
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- That process is solved.
- Thank you.
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00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:16,042
You can't insult people
who don't tip you.
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I give you 10,000 pounds,
so don't send me to hell!
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- Otherwise...
- I am satisfied. Thank you, lawyer.
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00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:27,208
Hello, beautiful! I open the door
and I get into the car.
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These parkers have gone crazy.
You need billions to park.
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00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:36,708
- Ooo! Sorry, I got the wrong car!
- Excuse me,
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- but I couldn't walk like that.
- Sure... I see.
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- I lost my dress.
- Here!
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Poor little girl!
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will you accompany me home
Please, I don't know what to do.
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00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,375
Do you want to go home?
I just wanted to propose.
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I am pleased to do so.
Today is a beautiful day, isn't it?
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- Maybe it's better to put the key in.
- Yes!
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There you go... The car started!
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00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:11,083
Mr. Lawyer, aren't you from here?
Don't you live here?
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I'm Florentine, but I work
and I live here in Bologna. Why?
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Otherwise you could come live with us.
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- To you, who?
- Me and my sister.
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- We live alone.
- Are the sisters alone?
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We have a guesthouse.
Pension "Paradis" in Colleverde,
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a more secluded area.
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Retired...
Is it very frequented?
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No, no, on the contrary! He comes to us
only decent people.
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00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:43,625
I consider myself a decent person
and I could come right away.
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Excuse the indiscretion, but what is the price?
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- 50,000.
- It's not expensive at all!
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- How long can you stay?
- As much as you want.
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We have a client staying with us
for ten days!
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And does the boy resist?
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If I stayed a few days,
would you always be at my disposal
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Yes, of course!
But remember, £50,000 a day.
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The price seems very good to me!
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00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,500
Actually, I'll tell you something. If you are careful
by me if you are nice to me
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I also give you a nice present.
Let's go!
238
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you do it i do it too
my uncle does it here too.
239
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,208
These are Tuscan songs.
Beautiful doll!
240
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:32,458
Did you see, Angela? 100,000 pounds
for two days, paid in advance.
241
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Hopefully he doesn't complain about how I cook!
242
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,333
I'm not a good cook.
243
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:41,958
No way!
He is a cheerful, likeable guy.
244
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,667
I'm a father, you fool!
245
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,875
I'm at the airport.
I have to be in Zürich tonight.
246
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,083
Would you like to? don't make me waste time
otherwise I miss the plane.
247
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,500
Yes, I have to be in Zürich tonight. Yes.
248
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,708
The plane takes off.
249
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,917
You would be the older sister
sister's?
250
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,583
- Nice ass, huh?
- But what do you say?
251
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:13,958
- Can I make another phone call?
- We're welcome. What manners!
252
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,198
I would like to talk to
professor Settebeni.
253
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,042
Yes. I am Settebeni.
254
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,250
who is it
It's you, Mandelli. how are you
255
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,021
I don't understand.
256
00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:40,375
You can't hear me well
because I'm talking to you from Zürich.
257
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:45,208
He said "Bologna". These foreigners
I don't understand anything.
258
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:50,000
- Are you handling my case?
- Yes, don't worry...
259
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:54,667
You hear interference, don't you?
260
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,875
Do you hear the birds?
I'm not in paradise!
261
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,250
I am in Switzerland.
Don't worry, I've studied everything.
262
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:06,042
All right. Bye. It was Mandelli from Zurich.
I don't understand what he's doing there.
263
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:10,250
Nice lawyers you chose, moron!
You will see how that process will end
264
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:13,625
for the wrong operation.
They will put you in jail!
265
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,958
Adele, please!
You're not good at surgery at all.
266
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,583
Keep calm, everything will end well.
267
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:23,708
Yes? Do you want to replace them with your own?
Anyway, what good are they to you!
268
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:26,333
I would appreciate it if you wouldn't come down
269
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:29,292
to anatomical details in bad taste.
270
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,875
- Here's your coffee.
- Well done!
271
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,625
- I put three teaspoons of sugar.
- Thank you, dear.
272
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:39,833
- With pleasure, aunt.
- Without you, when there is no maid,
273
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:44,542
- I wouldn't even have coffee.
- Orazio, why didn't you bring it to me?
274
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,083
- You didn't ask me.
- Didn't I ask?
275
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:50,875
- No.
- Then, I'll do it myself!
276
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:54,208
- It seems fair to me.
- Thank you, aunt.
277
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:59,625
Cuckoo! hello my dear
278
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,833
What a coincidence! Every time
I arrive, prepare the meal.
279
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:06,042
Always eat!
280
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,458
Come here!
Come here, my sparrow.
281
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:14,875
Tonight I stay here to sleep
and finally we make love.
282
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:18,500
We've been making love for five years already.
283
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:22,042
That's a different kind of love
my little dove
284
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,000
That is platonic love.
I mean carnal love instead!
285
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:30,208
Now that she's no longer the kitty
that of your aunt, may her soul rest in peace
286
00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:33,208
we do crazy stuff!
287
00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:36,875
Lillino, what are you saying? I have to
we wait after marriage,
288
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,042
after the wedding trip
and after the honeymoon.
289
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,542
- After the silver wedding!
- Yes!
290
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:47,167
When you talk like that you make me angry
and I'm losing my appetite!
291
00:23:53,167 --> 00:23:55,167
what the hell are you doing
292
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,667
Enter.
293
00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:03,125
- Finally!
- Dinner is ready.
294
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,167
- Dinner?
- Of course.
295
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:10,792
50,000 all inclusive.
Dinner, lunch, breakfast and...
296
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,833
This is a bargain!
297
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:18,167
Come on, let's take full board!
Come here, beautiful!
298
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:21,625
- What are you doing? are you crazy
- Not too crazy!
299
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:26,542
You didn't forget the 100,000
that I gave you two hours ago?
300
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,792
It was two days
of boarding paid in advance.
301
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,958
Boarding house, lunch, dinner...
302
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:37,792
God! What a fool I was!
This is what I have to tell.
303
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:40,042
Excuse me, seriously.
304
00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,625
I'm leaving Serious.
305
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:47,250
Are you really leaving? And where are you going? You told him
to the wife that you are in Zürich!
306
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,958
You can't be seen on the streets!
But it's useless to stay here.
307
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:54,292
I'm leaving What a misunderstanding!
Look what a thing!
308
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:58,292
Not! Not!
You don't have to leave.
309
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,208
- What a fool!
- It's just a misunderstanding.
310
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,625
After all, I'm a girl
and you a man...
311
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:09,167
Then, getting to know each other,
becoming friends, sympathizing,
312
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,667
an understanding can be reached.
313
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:14,750
- Are you serious?
- Yes, sure. Sure.
314
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:17,458
- Listen...
- My beautiful!
315
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,875
Mr. lawyer, this is a boarding house
316
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:24,375
and I'm sure
that you will feel very good.
317
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:27,583
- Long live Italy!
- In the middle of nice people.
318
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,958
You will feel very good, I'm sure.
319
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:34,167
It's also my sister who...
320
00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:39,375
- Call me Armando.
- Yes, Armando.
321
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,292
Parent! Whoah!
322
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:53,000
- Come in.
- What's going on?
323
00:25:53,108 --> 00:25:54,435
What is it, platoon leader?
324
00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:56,350
Gennarino feels bad
because of drugs.
325
00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:58,875
Since he stopped taking it, he doesn't feel well.
326
00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:02,500
Then it passes, don't worry.
Do you have an aspirin?
327
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,708
- Do you want to give aspirin to the dog?
- Yes, with coke.
328
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:10,292
- All right. We go to the kitchen.
- Come to the aunt.
329
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:15,208
Aspirin and coke.
Homemade drug! We're going.
330
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:20,375
Love, come, come!
331
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,208
Like in American movies!
332
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,625
Bye, see you tomorrow.
give me a kiss
333
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:33,625
Yes, but no tongue.
334
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,458
- Otherwise it's a shame.
- What a shame!
335
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:40,083
The tongueless kiss
it's like rice without peas
336
00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:43,167
it's like pears without cheese.
Chopin, act three.
337
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:47,125
It got late. Bye.
Tomorrow, after rehearsals.
338
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,958
Lillino! And the kiss?
339
00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:52,375
Yes, with half a tongue.
340
00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:54,792
Bye.
341
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:05,792
- Bye.
- Bye.
342
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,500
Georgia! Georgia!
343
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:27,042
Georgia! Georgia!
344
00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,667
Georgia!
345
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:39,542
- Did you miss the plane?
- Yes.
346
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:43,667
- Are you a customer too?
- Yes, Platoon Sergeant Pasquale Esposito.
347
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:46,875
- At rest.
- Platoon leader, huh?
348
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,708
Yes, carabinieri platoon leader.
But no one knows.
349
00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:53,125
- That you are a platoon leader?
- No, because I'm staying here.
350
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,042
I understood.
Lawyer Mandelli. Nobody knows.
351
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,250
- That you are a lawyer?
- No, because I'm staying here. It's better not to say.
352
00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,375
- Agree?
- Yes, yes.
353
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:29,125
I made the War in Africa,
dear lawyer As a telegraph operator.
354
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,500
I'm here by a miracle.
355
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,208
I was already dead on Dire Dawa mountain.
356
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,833
- Think about it!
- Yes.
357
00:28:37,042 --> 00:28:40,083
A heatstroke had hit me here.
358
00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:42,292
In the center of the head.
359
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,708
I was a telegraph operator and I received
an important message
360
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,375
- who came from Rome. are you listening to me
- Yes.
361
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:52,000
- Otherwise it makes me dizzy.
- Yes, yes.
362
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,458
We are transcribing this message
which said: "Retreat,
363
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,583
you will never succeed.
It's useless to waste time. "
364
00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:02,583
I leave the tent with the telegram.
A stroke and I fall to the ground.
365
00:29:02,792 --> 00:29:05,000
Mr. lawyer, I'm here!
366
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,750
- Yes, all right.
- Look me in the face.
367
00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:11,917
The officer on the white horse arrives,
a handsome man with a mustache.
368
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:16,500
Come down, kiss me on the mouth
and I, as if by magic, recovered.
369
00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:19,625
There are things that happen in war.
370
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:23,000
You are away from family
and then the meat is weak!
371
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:26,417
What lean meat?
It's not a matter of people!
372
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:30,250
kiss on the mouth
artificial respiration...
373
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:32,917
That's how I recovered.
374
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,042
Gennarino!
375
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:38,292
- He had a seizure...
- Yes, yes, go!
376
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,000
Gennarino, come to father!
377
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:47,875
- Antonio!
- No!
378
00:29:47,983 --> 00:29:49,059
Anthony!
379
00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:51,500
Sorry, you saw it
your sister?
380
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,250
- Antonio!
- How, Antonio? Not! Not!
381
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:57,833
Don't touch me with those paws!
Cleopatra, don't do this!
382
00:29:58,042 --> 00:30:01,042
Think about it, because I...
383
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,625
- It's our night of love!
- Actually, I would have a job... No!
384
00:30:04,833 --> 00:30:08,125
- Until the last breath.
- Come on! Wake up!
385
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,333
Silence... What is it?
386
00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,125
Not! Not! Wait! Wait!
387
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:21,833
- For God's sake!
- Take me! Take me! I'm yours!
388
00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:25,667
Watch out for the shirt!
It breaks. Wait!
389
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,833
Antonio, you seethe with passion.
390
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,542
My name is Armando, not Antonio!
391
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,583
Not! You are Antonio!
392
00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,625
Anthony! Anthony!
393
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:45,500
what are you doing are you beating me
At least he doesn't beat me!
394
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:58,875
Mr. Anselmo!
395
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,917
Mr. Anselmo!
396
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,708
who is it Where?
397
00:31:19,917 --> 00:31:23,958
Mr. Anselmo, just yesterday
I was telling my sister:
398
00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:27,958
"Let's invite Mr. Bresci to us."
399
00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:32,208
Too kind! Here I am
the other leaflets. Now go. Bye.
400
00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:35,708
- So what are you doing?
- One of these evenings I'm coming to see you
401
00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:39,125
and we spend a nice evening.
Bye bye. Bye.
402
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:45,208
- But how, Rosaria? You got dressed!
- I'm leaving. My husband controls me.
403
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:48,417
- I didn't succeed this time either!
- We are unlucky!
404
00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,917
Rosary! Come here...
405
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:54,833
- Fate does not want.
- Do you know where we put it, destiny?
406
00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:57,458
Bye. Coming soon.
407
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,458
Damn it!
408
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:54,750
- Would you please do me a little publicity?
- Of course!
409
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:58,042
- Thank you. goodbye
- Goodbye.
410
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,208
What are you looking for?
It's nothing, Mr. Judge.
411
00:33:13,417 --> 00:33:16,542
Since you are in town,
not even "Topolino" arrives.
412
00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:20,125
They're afraid you'll seize it
because Minni appears in panties!
413
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:22,583
It's nothing, I say!
414
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,625
Don't allow yourself to get spiritual!
415
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:31,042
You should thank me! Or you want to
your sons become degenerates?
416
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:37,625
Worse than degenerates! If we keep it
just like that, we all become poplars!
417
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:43,917
- Would you do me a favor?
- Of course! A doll like you...
418
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:48,333
Can you distribute these leaflets? I am
of my and my sister's boarding house.
419
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:51,958
- Two sisters? where is the guesthouse
- On the hill.
420
00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:55,125
- Towards San Luca.
- Good!
421
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,792
- I will advertise you.
- Make us a lot.
422
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,208
- With pleasure.
- Thank you. goodbye
423
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,625
Judge! You don't want to
you're confiscating these too, huh?
424
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:12,333
"Pension Paradis."
425
00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:14,542
"To the two sisters."
426
00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:18,458
"All the comfort. Low prices."
427
00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:20,875
"Administered by the Mainardi sisters."
428
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,500
- Typical...
- What exactly?
429
00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:29,417
The typical screen for an activity
sordid brothel.
430
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,667
Well... Goodbye.
431
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:38,333
Go, Judge.
Better degenerates than poppers!
432
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:17,583
By Petris! You know I don't tolerate to
the bodies of the criminals are touched!
433
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:21,667
We are checking.
What a disgrace, Mr. Judge!
434
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:25,167
But they did the math
without judge Damiani.
435
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:30,167
So... I have the list here
materials to be seized today.
436
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:32,792
- Good!
- Take notes. Come on!
437
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,333
- Three magazines.
- Three magazines.
438
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,542
- A movie.
- A movie.
439
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:42,083
- Advertisement for a brand of jeans.
- Advertisement for a brand of jeans.
440
00:35:42,292 --> 00:35:46,417
- And that of the casino in Venice.
- From Venice?
441
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:49,792
Accent on "O"
it was not highlighted properly.
442
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:55,918
De Pretis, the awakening!
I think you are stupid!
443
00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:58,042
Not! Not! No way!
444
00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:03,542
M... m... m...
Masturbate yourself! Do something!
445
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:08,125
Giorgia, why do you want it?
leave you here in the street?
446
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,542
I need to get other clients.
447
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:13,875
What a fool I was
I didn't think of that before!
448
00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,500
- Thinking about what exactly?
- The men think they will find it with us
449
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:22,292
something we need
let's make them think they will find.
450
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:26,833
It's too hard for me.
I don't understand.
451
00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:30,458
You still don't understand.
It is important that I understand.
452
00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:33,708
Excuse me, how are you getting back to the guesthouse?
453
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:39,667
don't worry,
I will do very well.
454
00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,458
I can't, I'm in a hurry!
455
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:06,042
- Do you need me to take you somewhere, miss?
- No, thank you.
456
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:07,709
I'm going to Bologna.
457
00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:10,667
Yes, but I changed my mind.
I'm going to Campobasso.
458
00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:19,292
Vincenzo, stop it.
459
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,667
I see that young lady
asks to be taken by car.
460
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,542
So they stole your scooter?
461
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:46,042
They had other intentions,
but I knew how to defend myself.
462
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:51,542
Of course crime
is growing.
463
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:54,792
I would propose a law for...
464
00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:57,667
- Are you from Bologna?
- No.
465
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:01,625
- Do you stay long in Bologna?
- Well...
466
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,000
Three or four days.
467
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:09,875
You already have the hotel booked, I imagine.
468
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:14,417
I think he took care of it
party secretariat.
469
00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:18,250
- Too bad!
- Why?
470
00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:22,333
- You could come to us!
- You, who?
471
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:24,542
At our villa.
472
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:28,958
"Pension Paradis.
To the two sisters. Modest prices. "
473
00:38:33,583 --> 00:38:37,500
I could think,
to see a bit if possible...
474
00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:39,750
I don't know...
475
00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:44,875
To search...
Maybe I'd come and have some tea.
476
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:47,833
And I would gladly give it to you!
477
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,208
Now that you have learned the way,
keep your promise
478
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:04,042
Vincenzo, go and pick
one of those beautiful roses
479
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:07,250
whom I saw on the wall passing by.
480
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:22,417
- What did you say?
- Book me a room for tonight.
481
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,708
Thank you Vincenzo.
482
00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:39,333
You must always keep them close
on possible voters.
483
00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:44,625
- You are as beautiful as a rose!
- Thank you.
484
00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:03,125
Settebeni, you don't have to worry.
Don't be swayed by your wife.
485
00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:05,792
It's interference.
486
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,875
I'm there tomorrow morning.
Yes, Judge Damiani.
487
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,708
Would you like to? It's nothing!
488
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:19,917
Miss, please.
I'm talking to Italy!
489
00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,167
And then they have to prove it!
490
00:40:25,417 --> 00:40:28,833
Yes, they have to prove it! That's enough
that one to take off his pants
491
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:31,458
and it can be seen that there is nothing inside!
492
00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:34,375
I know, I cut them off.
A very rare case.
493
00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:37,250
We must go all the way back to Abelard,
even.
494
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,667
His appendix was down
and I cut off his skins.
495
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:46,917
Let's call them that.
Less scientific term, but accurate.
496
00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:49,375
Okay, but it's highly debatable.
497
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:53,417
"Homo est homus sine testiculorum".
498
00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:57,500
I arrive by plane tomorrow morning and no
I advise you to call Damiani.
499
00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:01,000
Do you want to call him? Shall I give you my number?
You can do as you want.
500
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,250
All right. I have the agenda in my jacket.
I'm going to get it.
501
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:07,000
Don't be nervous! Wait...
502
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:21,125
Hello? Hello?
503
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:27,833
- Who is speaking?
- Who am I talking to? Is it Zurich?
504
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,958
What Zurich?
This is Bologna, the Paradis guesthouse!
505
00:41:31,167 --> 00:41:33,917
if you want to joke
call another number!
506
00:41:34,167 --> 00:41:39,875
Pension Paradis... You got it,
lawyer Mandelli! Let's go!
507
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:45,333
Every time he cuts his skins
someone, he breaks them for me too!
508
00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:49,917
Hell yes! He closed!
509
00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:01,208
- They! What are we cutting today?
- Nothing! Nothing!
510
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:05,000
- Come here!
- Help! Help!
511
00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:10,792
This is a modification
to the urban plan
512
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
already discussed in the assembly.
513
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,458
- All right.
- You can sign.
514
00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:24,167
This is a modification
for former pensioners
515
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,375
already discussed in the assembly.
516
00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,750
You can sign.
517
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,750
This is a modification
for the new highway
518
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:38,958
already discussed in the assembly.
519
00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:42,500
You can sign.
520
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:02,208
Mr. Deputy, for the dinner invitation
from "Homeland and Industry"...
521
00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:05,708
Honestly, I'm very tired
and I would like to go and rest.
522
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:09,083
- Good night.
- Good evening. Excuse me.
523
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:21,542
The key, please.
I wouldn't want to be disturbed.
524
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:24,000
- You can sign.
- We're welcome.
525
00:43:28,542 --> 00:43:30,375
Thank you.
526
00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:10,292
- Who knows where the deputy is going!
- Fuck it!
527
00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,458
Tonight we will eat honorably!
528
00:45:14,667 --> 00:45:17,208
You were very kind to cook!
529
00:45:17,417 --> 00:45:21,250
This is my specialty:
spaghetti alla "puttanesca".
530
00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:24,875
- What an ugly word!
- What did I say wrong?
531
00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:29,125
This is the family name of spaghetti.
We'll lick our snouts, miss!
532
00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:34,292
just tonight
when Lillino is not here!
533
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,542
- Cuckoo! Here I am!
- Lillino!
534
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:41,208
- Unfortunately, I have to leave tomorrow.
- We had just met.
535
00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:45,250
I will be back. But tonight we could do it
one step forward.
536
00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:48,375
- But of course, my lawyer!
- Beautiful!
537
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:51,542
- At the table!
- What a smell!
538
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,750
It will be a beautiful evening!
539
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:57,458
- Give me the plates.
- Me! Thousand!
540
00:45:57,667 --> 00:46:00,833
- King eats here!
- These are made from the heart.
541
00:46:01,042 --> 00:46:03,042
We're welcome.
542
00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:06,500
- Cheers!
- Give me the plate. You, after.
543
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:10,000
- Look here!
- Nice and steamy!
544
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,292
I have mine.
545
00:46:12,542 --> 00:46:14,667
It's Naples in here!
546
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,500
First the lawyer.
547
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,708
Is it my turn now?
548
00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:22,875
You follow. Wait.
Leave me alone.
549
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:25,375
how am i are they good
550
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:28,667
How to do it with your finger
to say they are good?
551
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:32,458
- We're welcome. Behold.
- Platooners...
552
00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:35,208
You follow. Be patient.
553
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:38,000
- This is my plate.
- Empty to throw away.
554
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:41,833
Throw away, you. I'm sorry,
there are few left for you.
555
00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:46,375
It always happens that way.
The last one pulls the punches!
556
00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:50,542
- Very good.
- That was my plate.
557
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:53,167
- I was wrong.
- You are always wrong!
558
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:56,833
when it comes to food
you don't understand anything.
559
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:01,792
- God! What a shot!
- What do you have in your pocket?
560
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,750
- 700 pounds.
- In the other pocket? Cocaine? Drugs?
561
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:09,833
- No, it's the script.
- Let me see. give it to me
562
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:14,500
"The Way of Opium"!
That's stupid and...
563
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,708
- The dog?
- And who? I?
564
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,125
- Good luck!
- You don't expect that, do you?
565
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:46,208
- Me, me! give it to me
- Champagne!
566
00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:48,417
After, platoons.
567
00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:51,333
- Give it to me!
- To the platoon leader. Everything! Everything!
568
00:47:51,542 --> 00:47:53,542
But what are you doing? Luck!
569
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:06,750
Mr. lawyer, let's do like the old ones
Romanians, let's indulge in bacchanals!
570
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:11,375
- Were there bacchanals in Romania?
- I'm talking about the Romanians from Rome!
571
00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:14,125
- But how does this one speak?
- Cheers!
572
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:17,333
- Cheers!
- How do they talk? Are they foreigners?
573
00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,542
Ring the bell!
574
00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:22,542
- Who will be at this hour?
- One moment! Sit down!
575
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,542
It could be someone with bad intentions.
576
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:28,750
- You go, platoon leader.
- No, I'm not at work.
577
00:48:28,958 --> 00:48:31,667
You go, love. Sorry...
Go and open it and tell me
578
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,000
if there is a delinquent outside.
I am kind and gentle,
579
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,167
but I can break his knee!
580
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:41,208
You do absolutely nothing!
Unbelievable thing!
581
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:51,500
- Good evening!
- Good evening. Do you want something?
582
00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:57,042
Yes, I want to meet with
a blonde young lady who lives here.
583
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:59,250
Yes, my sister.
584
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:02,875
Why?
585
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:11,792
kiss of life
mouth to mouth breathing.
586
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,083
If it weren't for that brave lieutenant,
I wouldn't have been here to tell the story.
587
00:49:16,292 --> 00:49:18,958
- Who knows what loss!
- One moment.
588
00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:22,333
- I stayed in Dire Dawa for two years.
- Then you said it?
589
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:25,292
- What exactly?
- Dawa. It's easy to say Dawa.
590
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:28,125
- I stayed two years to say Dawa?
- No?
591
00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,625
- That's a place in Africa!
- I thought you couldn't make it!
592
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:35,458
- Don't be boring, come on!
- Shut up! That man had
593
00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:40,458
the due reward in life. A
became an important political man.
594
00:49:40,667 --> 00:49:43,500
- There she is!
- Mr. Deputy, what a pleasure!
595
00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:46,875
I didn't expect you to come
so fast Go, Angela.
596
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:50,083
Deputy Vincenzi
he is a new client of ours.
597
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,833
I hardly recognized you, dressed like that.
598
00:49:56,042 --> 00:49:59,917
You have to think that we the people
politics, we are very exposed
599
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,542
and then we have to disguise ourselves a little.
600
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:06,708
- I reserved a room for you.
- Okay, okay.
601
00:50:06,917 --> 00:50:10,333
- Wait for me a moment, I'll be right back.
- Take your time.
602
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,542
The anticipation stimulates the appetite.
603
00:50:15,167 --> 00:50:18,042
What? What? What?
604
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:22,250
You are joking, but if you had seen it
death in the face as I saw it...
605
00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:25,417
Dear lawyer! Death ahead...
606
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,833
Don't you have any happier stories?
And done with this mitten!
607
00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:31,667
Should I retell "Little Red Riding Hood"?
608
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:35,083
what is it Are you feeling sick?
609
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:43,333
- What is it?
- It's him! It's him!
610
00:50:43,542 --> 00:50:46,292
It's him! The one with the kiss on the mouth.
611
00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:50,458
- Mister deputy! Mr. Deputy!
- Who are you?
612
00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:54,042
- You don't recognize me? Dire Dawa.
- Dawa.
613
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:57,208
Not! Dire Dawa, in Africa.
Pasquale Esposito.
614
00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:02,667
Now I remember! That young telegraph operator
whose life I saved.
615
00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:06,292
Do me a favor, I'm here
incognito I wouldn't want scandals.
616
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:10,208
Do you remember? If you told me
to throw myself into the fire, I was doing it.
617
00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:14,042
Shut up! I'm here incognito
and I wouldn't want scandals.
618
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:18,833
Correct. Here, Mr. Lawyer! This is it
the man who kissed me on the mouth!
619
00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:25,667
Congratulations! I'll leave you alone to
you can resume the relationship.
620
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,875
Gee...
621
00:51:30,042 --> 00:51:32,667
- Excellency...
- Don't call me "excellence".
622
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:35,500
- Mister deputy.
- Don't call me "Mr. Deputy".
623
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:37,708
I'm here incognito!
624
00:51:37,917 --> 00:51:40,667
All right, Your Excellency,
Mister Deputy, Knight...
625
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:43,500
Know that you
you can always count on me
626
00:51:43,708 --> 00:51:47,000
- I will never forget that kiss.
- All right!
627
00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,208
What are you doing dressed like this?
628
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:55,042
I came here to meet
with a CIA emissary.
629
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:57,667
CIA! Drug stuff, narcotic!
630
00:51:57,875 --> 00:52:02,000
I have Gennarino, who is very good.
Now he's fooled himself
631
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:05,292
- and the vet doesn't know...
- Mr. Deputy, the room is ready.
632
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,500
I'll come right away.
excuse me
633
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:13,708
- Please, mouth water!
- Yes. Mr. Deputy! Dire Dawa.
634
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:19,208
He doesn't remember anything!
Who made him a deputy?
635
00:52:21,292 --> 00:52:24,708
- Welcome, deputy. Enter.
- Yes. Close the door.
636
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:29,917
I haven't written the prices on the doors yet.
637
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:32,458
It has no importance.
638
00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:36,792
Welcome.
639
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,042
But you have to do what I say.
640
00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:43,250
What should I do?
641
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,958
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
642
00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:49,458
You just have to allow me to put
some signatures on you.
643
00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:50,726
Me?
644
00:52:50,809 --> 00:52:53,875
Yes, you.
On your skin.
645
00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,083
You see... me every day
I sign dozens of documents
646
00:52:57,292 --> 00:53:01,292
which serve only to satisfy
the greed of my great voters.
647
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:04,125
The signature for me
it became a habit.
648
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:08,875
A professional deformity.
I sign everything, miss.
649
00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,333
My hand is always outstretched
650
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,458
in this gesture. So...
651
00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:17,000
Only in this gesture
652
00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:20,208
I conceive the pleasure.
Did you understand?
653
00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:23,042
Pleasure, lust.
654
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:27,625
It's an impulse that took hold of me
and I can't control it anymore.
655
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I find it so strange,
I really don't understand you
656
00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:34,625
but if you are satisfied...
657
00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:37,833
Do you like my marker?
658
00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:42,125
- Yes, yes.
- He's sturdy, you know?
659
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,917
- Can I?
- You can sign.
660
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:53,750
Do you like how I sign?
661
00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:58,458
- Yes, yes, deputy.
- Now on your back!
662
00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:01,458
can i
663
00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:03,667
You can sign.
664
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:07,458
Now I'm doing another one! can i
665
00:54:07,667 --> 00:54:10,125
Yes, you can sign.
666
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:15,375
Now on the breasts.
667
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,875
- Can I?
- You can sign.
668
00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:25,625
What a beautiful bagel! can i
669
00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:29,542
- You can sign.
- Now on the navel!
670
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,417
- Tell me: "Sign, you bastard."
- But... Mr. Deputy!
671
00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:41,250
- Tell me: "Sign, you bastard."
- Sign, you bastard!
672
00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:47,917
It tickles me!
673
00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:53,167
Now the thighs!
674
00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:02,917
Not.
675
00:55:05,667 --> 00:55:07,667
Not.
676
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:20,083
How beautiful those legs are!
They seem like two big markers.
677
00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:24,292
Bigger than my phallic marker.
678
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,125
- Can I?
- You can sign.
679
00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:31,292
- The other leg. can i
- You can sign.
680
00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:35,458
Now the pieces!
The pieces! The pieces!
681
00:55:35,667 --> 00:55:38,875
The pieces!
Tell me, "Sign, you pig!"
682
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:42,125
- Can we?
- Tell me: "Sign, you pig!"
683
00:55:42,333 --> 00:55:44,333
Sign, you pig!
684
00:55:53,542 --> 00:55:55,542
Are you tired?
685
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:59,333
tired yes
686
00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:03,250
but full, never!
687
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:08,458
If she comes in,
I, the hammer from Scandicci...
688
00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:11,292
- Pigs...
- Honey, where are you?
689
00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:15,250
- You were hiding!
- Yes, hidden.
690
00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:17,792
I thought you weren't coming anymore.
691
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,750
- Sorry for keeping you waiting.
- What did you do there, beautiful?
692
00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:25,500
- Nothing, that gentleman signed here.
- I see.
693
00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:27,708
- And here.
- And here!
694
00:56:27,917 --> 00:56:29,917
- And here.
- And here!
695
00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,750
- And here.
- And there?
696
00:56:32,958 --> 00:56:37,292
- Yes? Quick Dive!
- And here...
697
00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:40,292
And here.
698
00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:44,250
Little girl, you better wash up.
699
00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:48,083
- You say? All right.
- Come let me wash you.
700
00:56:48,292 --> 00:56:52,417
We're going. Come let's wash up.
701
00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:06,625
The rain falls between us.
The sponge is not good.
702
00:57:06,833 --> 00:57:09,250
- Cold water!
- How do we do it?
703
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,083
We wash the bunny with Marseille soap.
704
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:15,792
- How do you make soap?
- So... so... a bit here...
705
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,208
- And here!
- Yes, there too! It's going well.
706
00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:21,417
- And above.
- And this!
707
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:24,042
Yes! It's better there.
708
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:28,083
- Will you stay longer?
- A week.
709
00:57:28,292 --> 00:57:31,500
Two weeks.
A week here, a week there...
710
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:34,875
One here, one there. One here, one there.
711
00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:39,458
You must sleep in the kitchen,
you can't sleep in my room
712
00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:42,750
Pure madness
with this cocaine addict dog!
713
00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:45,042
I knew this would happen to me!
714
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:48,833
I had to get another dog,
not you! Mangy and ugly dog!
715
00:57:49,042 --> 00:57:52,958
I had to get another animal.
God!
716
00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:55,292
A cow in the house!
717
00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:57,667
- A cow in the house! God!
- God!
718
00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,458
go I do one last rinse.
719
00:58:00,708 --> 00:58:05,083
- Platoon commander, are you screaming?
- I saw a cow in the guesthouse!
720
00:58:05,292 --> 00:58:09,625
A huge, blue, blonde thing with
two horns like this... A Swiss cow.
721
00:58:09,833 --> 00:58:12,375
You are high and
you like the dog?
722
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:16,250
I'm from the Anti-Drug Center and I'm on drugs?
That was definitely a cow.
723
00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:20,375
- Yes, but now let's go...
- Yes, but be careful.
724
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,625
what's going on
725
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,833
Where did he go?
726
00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:30,125
Siegfried!
727
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,458
Siegfried!
728
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:40,125
- God! who is it
- Silence! Quiet!
729
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:44,083
- Speak slowly.
- This is my room. who are you
730
00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:48,250
- I'm the lawyer.
- You can't come to bed with me!
731
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:51,083
- Go away.
- It's because of the walkyria.
732
00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:55,958
I choose the people to sign!
I don't like you. Go away.
733
00:58:56,167 --> 00:58:58,542
You don't know who that is.
734
00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:01,250
I don't care. Go away!
735
00:59:01,458 --> 00:59:03,458
Go away! Go away!
736
00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:06,500
But what are you doing?
737
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:12,750
It's useless! People don't want to understand
that I can't do
738
00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:15,792
more than 12 signatures per day.
I can't anymore!
739
00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:44,250
- Little girl, what are you doing here?
- Siegfried!
740
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:47,458
- No! Fatty, no!
- Siegfried!
741
00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:50,333
- I am not Siegfried!
- Don't lie!
742
00:59:50,542 --> 00:59:52,833
- Go away!
- You are Siegfried.
743
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,583
- My Siegfried!
- No! Not!
744
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:02,250
- No! Not! Not!
- Take me! Love me, Siegfried!
745
01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:07,917
- I break you...
- Take me!
746
01:00:21,667 --> 01:00:25,417
Mandelli! I'm here!
747
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,417
come come Look...
748
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:32,083
Look at the state it must end up in
a professional.
749
01:00:32,292 --> 01:00:35,000
- Hello, Settebeni.
- Come on, go up!
750
01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:40,083
I don't think you're up to it
to drive the car.
751
01:00:42,292 --> 01:00:45,458
- What are you doing here?
- I felt like it
752
01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:48,333
to visit Switzerland.
753
01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:52,583
Settebeni, do you know what I'm telling you?
Stop beating me!
754
01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:55,292
Please do not touch this topic
755
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:57,917
which for me as you know
it's very delicate.
756
01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:01,208
- And if they condemn me?
- No, no.
757
01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:03,708
Everything is fine.
758
01:01:03,917 --> 01:01:07,500
is everything ok
Seeing how well you studied the case
759
01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:09,708
at the Paradis guesthouse...
760
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,417
You're right, I'm not saying no, but...
761
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:15,042
I wish I could see you in my place!
762
01:01:15,292 --> 01:01:18,125
Yes... But...
763
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,375
Why? What's going on there?
764
01:01:21,583 --> 01:01:23,875
Dear Settebeni, you have no idea!
765
01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:26,375
- Sodom and Gomorrah!
- Yes?
766
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,875
Try to imagine! Sodom and Gomorrah!
767
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:30,958
Careful!
768
01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:35,417
- They? Therefore?
- They... Do you understand?
769
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:39,458
I'll tell you even more.
They are two single sisters.
770
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:42,083
- Attention!
- Sorry. Sorry.
771
01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:44,875
- They? So?
- I don't know if I make myself understood.
772
01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:48,208
- You do!
- One of them has like...
773
01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:50,875
17 years old.
774
01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,083
Excuse me, I had a moment to...
775
01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:56,333
For a 17-year-old you go to prison,
lawyer! The awakening!
776
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:58,958
You better go to
prison for it
777
01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:02,000
except because you cut off its skins
a patient!
778
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000
- Stop it!
- Stay calm. Now comes the judge
779
01:02:10,208 --> 01:02:13,208
and he will work everything out for good.
780
01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:17,000
The judge!
781
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,833
Yes, I remember correctly, it refers to that…
782
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,833
Hello, Mr. Judge.
783
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:39,167
I would like to say something, lawyer.
First of all...
784
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:43,708
Was he forced to have surgery?
Was there coercion?
785
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:47,792
Not "coercion", it was "castration"!
786
01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:52,542
You will speak when it is your turn!
Take a seat!
787
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:55,333
Understand my client, Your Excellency.
788
01:02:55,583 --> 01:03:00,125
He suffered a terrible mutilation that has him
789
01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:04,917
terribly deprived of benefits
a healthy and normal virility.
790
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:08,792
This must be demonstrated, dear colleague.
I wouldn't want to...
791
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,208
I imagine there will be
some medical reports,
792
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:14,417
some expertise of the parties, right?
793
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:19,083
The best expertise I can
the present, gentlemen, is despair
794
01:03:19,292 --> 01:03:23,667
to this tender wife who was
deprived of the joys of marriage.
795
01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:28,375
To hell with the "tender wife"!
He looks like a guard dressed as a woman!
796
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,708
She lost her husband, she became
797
01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:34,500
a white widow who will never have
the joy of a carnal act
798
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,750
with her consort.
799
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:42,792
Please avoid expressions
erotic and lascivious, lawyer.
800
01:03:43,042 --> 01:03:47,167
Record this.
Does the accused admit his crime?
801
01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:51,917
No, Judge.
I had to operate on this man...
802
01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:54,750
Appendicitis!
He had to operate on my appendicitis!
803
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
You keep quiet! Take a seat.
804
01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:04,042
Yes, a normal appendectomy
805
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:08,208
which however required an execution
a little special.
806
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:12,458
- He cut his skins!
- Alas!
807
01:04:12,667 --> 01:04:15,083
Quiet! Quiet!
808
01:04:15,292 --> 01:04:17,458
who was it who was it
809
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:23,958
One more word like that, madam,
and I charge you!
810
01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:27,583
Who pronounces the word "peel"
he will be arrested.
811
01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,583
Go ahead, Professor.
812
01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:37,208
I thought it was necessary
813
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:40,000
to relieve the patient
814
01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:43,833
because there is a curious connection,
abnormal
815
01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:46,083
between co...
816
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:51,042
Between the genitals
and the part to be removed.
817
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:56,958
The truth is, you were wrong
surgery, Professor Settebeni,
818
01:04:57,167 --> 01:05:00,000
and you have to own it
the responsibility.
819
01:05:00,250 --> 01:05:04,833
You start by demonstrating
your client's impotence.
820
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:09,833
Your testimony is not enough
to this sweet wife
821
01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:15,292
who only had the consolation left
Church and prayer?
822
01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:18,292
Yes, in the company of the parish priest!
823
01:05:18,542 --> 01:05:20,875
Quiet! Quiet!
824
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:24,208
What can I tell you, Your Excellency?
He can't get up anymore!
825
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:28,208
- Lady!
- It looks like a weeping willow.
826
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:32,167
- Lady!
- I didn't say anything bad!
827
01:05:32,417 --> 01:05:35,250
That's right! What were you referring to?
with that "weeping willow"?
828
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,500
Pussy.
829
01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:43,167
- Long live sincerity!
- Silence! Quiet!
830
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:47,875
See I'm kicking you out! I put you
in isolation. Quiet!
831
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:51,500
The fact that he fails to fulfill his
marital duties
832
01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:55,708
it doesn't seem like obvious proof to me.
Look carefully at the lady,
833
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:58,542
- please
- What does she want?
834
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:03,833
Ask yourself honestly, even if
this may cost you a lot of effort,
835
01:06:04,042 --> 01:06:07,292
if in this man's place, you
you would fulfill your marital duties.
836
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:11,208
- Well, no!
- I find the lady ugly!
837
01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:14,542
I didn't just try with her!
Don't fool me!
838
01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,667
I tried too
with the milkman's daughter who has
839
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:23,208
- two tits and two pieces...
- Silence! I'm evacuating the room!
840
01:06:23,458 --> 01:06:27,750
Quiet! Enough! Enough!
Quiet!
841
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:32,208
Shameless!
With the milkman's daughter!
842
01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:34,583
Quiet! Quiet!
843
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:38,750
Quiet! Quiet!
844
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,292
Shut up! Quiet!
845
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:47,667
The meeting is adjourned.
846
01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:53,417
- Thank you. Hello, Your Excellency.
- Congratulations, Mr. Judge
847
01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:58,125
- With the milkman's daughter!
- Stay well! Enough!
848
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:02,667
have you seen A little more and he would give it to you
20 years in prison! You got off easy.
849
01:07:02,917 --> 01:07:06,875
Aunt Adele, they told me that
everything is fine for uncle Edoardo.
850
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:11,042
The judge adjourned the trial,
but it seems to me a victory à la Pyrrhus.
851
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:14,167
Think they all tell him
"the filthy one"!
852
01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:17,000
It can't be done anymore! What a disgrace!
853
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:19,333
Today he only thinks about sex.
854
01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:21,833
Yes, that is true, Mr. Judge.
What a thing!
855
01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:24,042
Look at you. Behold!
856
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,792
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
857
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,792
Aren't you going to seize that too?
Snow White is a tiny creature.
858
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,417
You can't see it's drawn
with your breasts out?
859
01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:37,917
Dwarves are so cute!
Little ones, little ones.
860
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:41,333
Little ones, yes, but
with certain masculine attributes that...
861
01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:43,958
doing the math to scale... Look.
862
01:07:44,167 --> 01:07:48,583
- It's more than 24 centimeters!
- It's true! What a thing!
863
01:07:48,833 --> 01:07:51,625
Come, come. Look.
864
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:55,000
"Sleeping Beauty of the Forest".
865
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:58,958
Behold. Watch how he wakes her up
the handsome prince
866
01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:02,667
- Hey! Fuck her!
- By Petris! How can you afford it?
867
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:05,875
Excuse me, Your Excellency, but sometimes
sex overwhelms me.
868
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:08,083
You are right.
869
01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:12,375
- Everything! Seize everything.
- Sure.
870
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:16,000
We must not allow ourselves rest.
Let's always work!
871
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:20,208
As for me, I work
and I also clean at night.
872
01:08:20,417 --> 01:08:23,083
- And at night, Your Excellency?
- And at night.
873
01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:25,500
Modesty is defended at any time.
874
01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:31,917
Pension Paradis.
875
01:08:32,125 --> 01:08:35,583
This is where I will personally go to check.
I don't put the muzzle!
876
01:08:36,250 --> 01:08:38,958
The two sisters are two
"phallus bearer".
877
01:08:39,167 --> 01:08:41,167
What does this mean?
878
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:44,167
By Petris, the word says it,
it's so clear!
879
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:46,375
Women of easy morals
880
01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:49,083
that have to do with phalluses.
881
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,471
"Phallus Bearer"
means "cock carrier"!
882
01:08:51,554 --> 01:08:52,600
By Petris!
883
01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:56,417
How can you afford it? I am sending you back
in the province, in the Pontine marshes.
884
01:08:56,625 --> 01:09:01,042
I'm sending you back to exterminate the rats
in the swamps from whence you came!
885
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:03,250
- At rest.
- Thank you.
886
01:09:04,042 --> 01:09:08,208
I'll be right back, honey. What a good idea!
I really needed a sweater.
887
01:09:08,417 --> 01:09:11,750
- It's for Orazio.
- I'm going to see this new clinic
888
01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:16,000
- which is said to be a big deal.
- You don't know how to do business, moron!
889
01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:19,333
you are too amused
you think about one thing and do another.
890
01:09:19,542 --> 01:09:20,863
It's not true!
891
01:09:20,946 --> 01:09:24,750
Not?
How did you cut off that poor guy's testicles?
892
01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:29,708
It's a very rare case in surgery,
which will be remembered in the annals.
893
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:32,917
- He had a grip...
- You are too amused!
894
01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:35,250
It's okay, honey. as you wish
895
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,750
- Edward!
- Yes, dear?
896
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:44,375
You forgot your pants!
897
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:48,000
God! What is happening to me?
It's the worries.
898
01:09:48,208 --> 01:09:52,542
It's going well! Who knows what you will buy
instead of a clinic!
899
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,958
Come on, stop making that face.
900
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,792
I'm more sorry than you.
901
01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:02,125
But what do you want to do to them?
902
01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,667
Unfortunately...
903
01:10:05,417 --> 01:10:07,417
i will have to miss
904
01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:10,542
until tomorrow
905
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:15,000
Do you really have to go, honey? You know that
I'm afraid to stay home alone.
906
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:17,917
My dove, I must.
907
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:20,125
I do it for the good of all.
908
01:10:20,333 --> 01:10:24,000
- Mine is a crusade!
- Nicola, how good you are!
909
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:27,625
- They will make you a saint.
- Ummm... No.
910
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:35,667
Be careful, close yourself in the house.
911
01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:38,500
- I'll call you tonight.
- No!
912
01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:42,542
If I get a call from one of those who
do I talk crap on the phone?
913
01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:47,417
It's true! He doesn't answer the phone.
To nobody. See you tomorrow.
914
01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:50,208
- Dear...
- Bye.
915
01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:55,667
don't worry about me
have fun Bye.
916
01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:59,292
- Bye.
- Lily... Bye.
917
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:04,167
Bye.
918
01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:22,750
- Hello? Is that you, Anselmo?
- It's me, Rosaria. Say.
919
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,000
Love! Tonight
920
01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:29,583
we will finally be able to give free rein
to our sick passion,
921
01:11:29,792 --> 01:11:32,625
drink the cup of sin to the bottom.
922
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:36,042
I already feel full of pleasure!
923
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:40,250
Superb! Are you serious?
Will he be gone all night?
924
01:11:40,458 --> 01:11:42,958
Yes, sure, a very quiet place.
925
01:11:43,167 --> 01:11:46,792
I realize. you are right
it can be very dangerous.
926
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:51,125
I found it! But of course!
927
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,875
Don't worry, it's not a human scream.
928
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:57,708
It's a small guesthouse, just opened.
They don't have any customers.
929
01:11:57,917 --> 01:12:00,833
Stay calm. I call them right away.
930
01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:05,333
I'll see you at the usual place, okay?
Bye, love. Bye. Bye. Bye.
931
01:12:08,167 --> 01:12:11,917
- All right. Idiot!
- What is it?
932
01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:15,792
Nothing. Bresci called.
He said he's sleeping here tonight.
933
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:20,208
Excellent! The lawyer is coming too.
Then there is that gentleman who arrived yesterday.
934
01:12:20,417 --> 01:12:23,250
- Aren't you happy?
- Yes, but that moron
935
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:26,292
- it doesn't come alone.
- Better! Is he coming with a friend?
936
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,708
No, since he ordered
a matrimonial room!
937
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:33,750
why are you upset
Why did you make him "imbecile"?
938
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:37,083
Leave it alone, Angela.
You cannot understand certain things.
939
01:12:37,292 --> 01:12:39,292
You are too naive!
940
01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:44,750
The platoon leader is at the vet.
Tonight we will eat alone.
941
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,250
- Cuckoo! Here I am!
- Lillino!
942
01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:52,292
Hello, beautiful.
I don't salute you. I'm angry.
943
01:12:53,792 --> 01:12:56,500
- What happened to you?
- What did I do?
944
01:12:56,708 --> 01:12:59,542
There is a rumor going around
throughout Emilia Romagna.
945
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:02,875
Today, at the premiere of Hamlet,
during the "monologue"
946
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:05,917
"To be or not to be,
that's the question,"
947
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:09,917
one said to me:
"No question, you're cuckolded!"
948
01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:12,583
What do you mean? What does this mean?
949
01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:17,250
It means that it is said everywhere here
950
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:20,792
that this guesthouse is a real brothel!
951
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Where are gambling games played?
952
01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:25,292
- No, where the fuck!
- Can we?
953
01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:28,667
Did you believe it too, Lillino?
954
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:33,292
Not that I thought so, but...
from today I want to come and sleep here
955
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,458
because I want to see with my own eyes
like unbelieving Thomas.
956
01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:39,250
If it's not true, well,
957
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,458
but if it's true...
958
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,208
i want to fuck too!
959
01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:52,375
don't you eat
960
01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:55,167
I'm going
961
01:13:56,292 --> 01:13:58,500
Happy Easter! How are they made?
962
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,917
Alla whore!
963
01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:04,333
In a brothel, pasta is also whores!
964
01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:08,875
- Did you get the address from lawyer Mandelli?
- Yes!
965
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:13,417
He told me he felt it
very good Okay, okay, really!
966
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:16,833
- Everyone feels good with us.
- Yes, but I'm really talking
967
01:14:17,042 --> 01:14:19,708
satisfaction, fulfillment.
968
01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:22,917
Even if you hadn't spoken...
969
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,583
- Can we?
- I realized immediately, I am a doctor.
970
01:14:26,792 --> 01:14:31,208
I have an immediate diagnosis.
squinting eye,
971
01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:35,458
poor eyesight, slight stuttering,
general tiredness,
972
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:40,250
i.e. the typical symptomatology
post-coital. You understand me?
973
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:45,792
Sure! You said you were a doctor.
Doctor...
974
01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:49,833
Professor Settebeni.
You can call me "Edoardo".
975
01:14:50,042 --> 01:14:52,667
of course
I rely on your discretion.
976
01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:56,333
Sure!
Have you already had dinner or do you want to eat?
977
01:14:56,542 --> 01:15:00,625
I would prefer to retire immediately
to my room to get ready.
978
01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:05,125
I am against food ingestion
before the act.
979
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:09,333
I find that a small post
increases performance. Don't you believe?
980
01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:12,583
- Yes, sure! Welcome, come in.
- Have you eaten yet?
981
01:15:12,792 --> 01:15:14,625
- Yes.
- What exactly?
982
01:15:14,733 --> 01:15:16,170
Today just one egg.
983
01:15:16,253 --> 01:15:18,833
protein food,
ideal for charging.
984
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:14,042
Now guess where the deputy is going!
985
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,250
- Fuck it!
- Yes, ma'am.
986
01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:20,458
Miss Angela, I have become too
your customer. are you happy
987
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:24,917
Yes. You're sure it's enough for you
one room, Mr. Bresci?
988
01:16:25,125 --> 01:16:27,958
If you want two, I'll give you the same price.
989
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,167
Not. what are you saying
990
01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:36,958
- You sure?
- Very sure! Thank you.
991
01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:42,208
Thank you, Miss Angela.
Thank you. Good night.
992
01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,333
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
993
01:17:08,542 --> 01:17:11,375
Good evening! I'm sorry
for last time, excuse me.
994
01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:14,208
Okay, but don't let it happen again!
995
01:17:20,167 --> 01:17:23,000
- Good evening.
- You two are inseparable!
996
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:26,583
Don't stop at appearances.
We met outside here.
997
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:30,583
- There is no connection between us!
- God forbid! We don't even insist!
998
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:32,792
- How are you?
- Hello.
999
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,417
- Is the room the same?
- Everything is fine. Enter. Welcome.
1000
01:17:36,667 --> 01:17:39,292
Platooners!
1001
01:17:40,375 --> 01:17:42,375
- God!
- How is Gennaro?
1002
01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:46,583
To detox him, the vet
he pumped her with drugs.
1003
01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:49,667
Now his butt hurts
and he doesn't want to go.
1004
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:52,958
Look who it is! Mister deputy!
How do you do?
1005
01:17:53,167 --> 01:17:55,167
- Good evening.
- How are you, Mr. Deputy?
1006
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,333
- Excuse me.
- You're welcome.
1007
01:17:57,542 --> 01:18:00,458
- Is the room the same?
- Yes, of course. Enter.
1008
01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:02,917
- Thank you. I'll go right away.
- Good evening.
1009
01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:05,958
He kissed me on the mouth
to revive me.
1010
01:18:06,167 --> 01:18:08,958
- That one?
- Yes. Handsome man, right?
1011
01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:12,792
He used to wear a mustache. It suited him better.
Beautiful presence, elegant.
1012
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,125
- Good night, platoon leader.
- Good night, miss.
1013
01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:18,708
Gennarino, shall we go to bed?
1014
01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:23,542
I can't anymore!
I put on my pajamas and go to bed.
1015
01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:29,208
miss please
can you come for a moment
1016
01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,167
Very graceful, very seductive.
1017
01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:40,792
I am a man of the world and I know it
that it is a good rule to pay in advance.
1018
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:45,333
Besides, the lawyer told me
the tariff. 50,000.
1019
01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:48,542
- Just for one night?
- But I'll be back!
1020
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,333
If I feel good, I'll be back!
1021
01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:55,958
Now, however,
you should wear this.
1022
01:18:56,167 --> 01:18:57,359
what is it
1023
01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,975
A Red Cross nurse suit.
An exclusive model.
1024
01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:04,167
- I drew it. Very cute.
- Why should I wear it?
1025
01:19:04,375 --> 01:19:10,208
For your intervention, right?
You wear it and all will be well.
1026
01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:13,917
I swear, aunty. I saw him
with my eyes a quarter of an hour ago.
1027
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,875
- Uncle's car. are you sure
- Yes, I saw the number correctly.
1028
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:22,083
It was close to the Paradis guesthouse,
which everyone says is a brothel.
1029
01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:25,583
He told me he would go
to buy a clinic.
1030
01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:35,083
Here, this is your room. It isn't
big deal, but we're just getting started.
1031
01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:37,375
In the beginning, huh?
1032
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:42,958
how do we go Huh? how do we go
1033
01:19:43,167 --> 01:19:45,750
Is it movement?
1034
01:19:45,958 --> 01:19:49,875
Quite a lot.
Keep in mind that there are only two of us.
1035
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,250
Just two?
1036
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:57,083
Yes, me and my sister.
We do everything ourselves.
1037
01:19:58,458 --> 01:20:00,458
Everything, huh?
1038
01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:04,833
- Let's undress.
- Right! Undress like this!
1039
01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:08,125
Like a real whore! Come on! Come on!
1040
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:12,000
One moment, Rosaria!
Let's undress together! Come on!
1041
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:15,542
- Yes!
- Right! Down! Down!
1042
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,958
- Do you like them?
- Yes! Yes!
1043
01:20:21,167 --> 01:20:23,958
Slow!
1044
01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:27,833
We'll have a whole night to ourselves,
my love!
1045
01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:31,042
My flesh will be yours
after you stole my feelings
1046
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:33,500
Your meat, yes! Rosary!
1047
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:36,750
Call me "whore".
Tell me I'm your whore!
1048
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,583
- Come on!
- Yes!
1049
01:20:39,792 --> 01:20:42,792
- Whore! Call me "fierce male"!
- The ferocious male!
1050
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,292
- The ferocious male! The ferocious male!
- The ferocious male!
1051
01:20:45,542 --> 01:20:48,750
- Damn it!
- Yes, and "cow" suits me.
1052
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:52,792
No, stupid! The zipper is stuck.
1053
01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:01,458
Are you sure the nurses?
do they dress like that?
1054
01:21:01,667 --> 01:21:03,958
Not yet, but it's only a matter of time.
1055
01:21:04,167 --> 01:21:06,167
Now come here.
1056
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,708
Come, dear. Sit down here.
1057
01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:10,917
Now you must consult me.
1058
01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:13,542
Me on you? But you're not a doctor?
1059
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:17,417
Yes, it's the contrast that gives me that...
1060
01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:19,625
Listen to my breathing.
1061
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:24,125
Breathing.
1062
01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:29,167
You don't have to be too good
because you have very heavy breathing.
1063
01:21:29,417 --> 01:21:32,167
- Yes.
- Feel my liver, please.
1064
01:21:32,375 --> 01:21:36,000
- Where's the liver?
- Here. Here it is. This is the spleen.
1065
01:21:36,208 --> 01:21:38,208
It doesn't matter.
This is the gallbladder.
1066
01:21:38,417 --> 01:21:40,417
Here is the liver.
This is the heart.
1067
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:43,167
With both hands. Two hearts.
1068
01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:45,375
- Make me say "thirty three".
- Can we?
1069
01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:46,417
- Language?
- Language, yes.
1070
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:50,583
- Make me say "thirty three".
- Yes. Say "thirty three".
1071
01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:54,333
Thirty three.
Now make me stick out my tongue.
1072
01:21:57,083 --> 01:22:00,083
Make me stick out my tongue.
Yes, the language.
1073
01:22:00,292 --> 01:22:02,292
show me your tongue
1074
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:07,125
- Now, the thermometer.
- I don't have a thermometer.
1075
01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:11,250
It doesn't matter, honey.
The little finger, you put it here. Behold.
1076
01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:13,708
God! How good I feel!
1077
01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:16,958
I feel good and bad at the same time.
Like a good that causes harm.
1078
01:22:17,167 --> 01:22:20,500
An evil that becomes good.
A "good-bad", I don't know.
1079
01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:24,875
In short, I'm right in Paradise!
1080
01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:32,000
Damn it!
This is the one that beats!
1081
01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:50,458
You again! what do you want
1082
01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:54,583
- I'll explain later.
- There is nothing to explain!
1083
01:22:54,792 --> 01:22:58,375
Please go away!
Respect my privacy.
1084
01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,375
So... So...
1085
01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:05,208
Louder. Firmly!
1086
01:23:05,417 --> 01:23:08,625
It doesn't open.
Break everything, I can't anymore!
1087
01:23:08,833 --> 01:23:12,125
What to break!
There are new pants!
1088
01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:15,500
Keep your pants on longer
than at your Rosary!
1089
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,667
Come on!
Don't make the depraved. Get off!
1090
01:23:19,875 --> 01:23:22,458
Gennaro, with you in bed, I don't sleep!
1091
01:23:22,667 --> 01:23:27,292
Come on! Get off! Put this in your mouth.
Put that in your mouth!
1092
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:31,750
Unbelievable thing!
Wait. Now I have something nice for you.
1093
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,792
We're welcome. is it good
Did you see the dust?
1094
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:39,000
Come on! Get off!
1095
01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:41,917
We can't both sleep here!
do you want drugs
1096
01:23:42,167 --> 01:23:45,333
I know you want drugs, but I won't give them to you!
1097
01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:49,000
I'll let you smell a little later.
1098
01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:52,917
Wait! In the name of the law!
1099
01:23:53,792 --> 01:23:56,667
where is it where is it
1100
01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:59,750
where is it where is it where is it
Where is her lover?
1101
01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:02,583
what lover It's just here
Gennarino, my dog.
1102
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:08,583
I am Judge Damiani and here it is
talking about vice, drugs, bed!
1103
01:24:08,792 --> 01:24:11,417
The bed? I was arguing with him.
do you allow
1104
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:15,042
Platoon Leader Pasquale Esposito
from the Third Anti-Drug Core.
1105
01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:18,083
So... Who takes drugs?
1106
01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:22,292
He! He's a drug dog, but now
rehab follows.
1107
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:26,125
He is a brave dog. It was
decorated with the gold medal.
1108
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:30,542
Once he found drugs...
Slowly, it gets to his head.
1109
01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:34,167
He found them in a cheeseburger.
ate it,
1110
01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:38,375
but he left the drugs.
He is a unique dog in the world. A hero.
1111
01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:40,875
Excuse me...
1112
01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:43,542
what do you want Don't call me, I'm talking.
1113
01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:58,625
Holy God!
I thought it was a rattlesnake!
1114
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,792
Angela, damn it!
Did you dress up as Sandokan?
1115
01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:11,042
I didn't know
that you want us to do it so quickly.
1116
01:25:11,833 --> 01:25:15,542
You've finally made up your mind!
We're having a nice orgy!
1117
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:20,958
Group love. it's just the two of us
but we weigh as much as fifteen!
1118
01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:32,458
Not to be rude,
but I would like to clarify
1119
01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:36,792
that the people on the other side,
I never signed them.
1120
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:41,292
You have no right to insinuate
nothing. Maybe I could do it myself!
1121
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,917
- What are you implying?
- You, with Platoon Esposito,
1122
01:25:45,125 --> 01:25:48,792
- it seems to me that... finally...
- This matter must be clarified!
1123
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,458
First, I will transfer it immediately
1124
01:25:51,667 --> 01:25:54,583
per platoon leader in Africa
and the dog at the shelter.
1125
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:01,333
Well! what is it
A clinic for whores?
1126
01:26:01,542 --> 01:26:04,417
How do you afford it, madam?
1127
01:26:04,625 --> 01:26:08,250
- Step aside! Edward!
- But where are you going?
1128
01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:10,667
Miss.
1129
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,875
Miss Giorgia!
1130
01:26:13,792 --> 01:26:16,458
Miss, we have to
this intervention.
1131
01:26:16,667 --> 01:26:20,875
- I want to stay in peace in my room!
- You don't know what a walkiria is!
1132
01:26:21,083 --> 01:26:24,208
Edward! Don't make me waste time!
1133
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:26,667
Edward! I know you're here!
1134
01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:29,792
- Edward! I find you!
- Madam, calm down.
1135
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,000
Edoardo!
1136
01:26:32,208 --> 01:26:35,583
I know you're there. i will find you
it's useless to hide!
1137
01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:37,792
I will find you, Edoardo!
1138
01:26:39,167 --> 01:26:41,167
One more?
1139
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,125
Settebeni, what are you doing here?
1140
01:26:48,292 --> 01:26:52,042
- Can we?
- She's my wife. It will cause a scandal.
1141
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:56,083
A scandal?
Let's not joke! I can't.
1142
01:26:56,292 --> 01:26:58,792
You know where it is! Tell me where Edoardo is!
1143
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,292
Come here! Edward!
No, he wants to take me down a false trail.
1144
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:05,000
Edward!
1145
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:09,083
- Come this way! Window.
- What do you want to do at the window?
1146
01:27:09,292 --> 01:27:12,708
- Where does that door lead?
- It's closed.
1147
01:27:12,917 --> 01:27:15,417
- Slowly!
- Oh!
1148
01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:17,667
- Huh?
- Crushes my finger!
1149
01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:22,000
Come! Come! Rape me, come on!
1150
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Finally!
1151
01:27:27,417 --> 01:27:29,417
Wine!
1152
01:27:32,583 --> 01:27:35,333
Professor Settebeni!
1153
01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:38,583
- I'm not! I'm not! who is it
- I'm Giorgia.
1154
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:44,167
Your wife is coming. hide yourself
they don't have to find you here.
1155
01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:46,583
- It's the end of us!
- Here!
1156
01:27:49,292 --> 01:27:52,625
- I told you, there is no sex match.
- Follow me.
1157
01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:56,167
where is my husband I know it's here!
1158
01:27:56,417 --> 01:28:00,125
who are you the fish?
1159
01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:02,458
I'm Judge Damiani, madam!
1160
01:28:02,667 --> 01:28:05,917
Then the fish is you!
I'm sure!
1161
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:09,860
Put this thing away!
I'm Platoon Esposito.
1162
01:28:09,943 --> 01:28:11,167
Good! Come.
1163
01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:14,042
- Where?
- We have to go arrest...
1164
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:16,875
- Who is this crazy person?
- Follow me!
1165
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:20,875
Pig! You could tell me you like it!
1166
01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:25,083
I'm sure he's here. What darkness!
Nothing is visible. There it is!
1167
01:28:25,292 --> 01:28:28,708
Caught in the act of carnal act.
1168
01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:30,750
God!
1169
01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:33,958
what's going on where are i
1170
01:28:34,167 --> 01:28:38,500
- On horseback.
- Lillino! What a shame!
1171
01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:41,333
why did you do this to me
1172
01:28:41,542 --> 01:28:46,542
You're the one who jumped on me
and raped me. Angela!
1173
01:28:46,750 --> 01:28:49,750
- He doesn't remember, it's "amnesia".
- Aren't you ashamed?
1174
01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:52,958
- Cheating on your wife with that harlot!
- No!
1175
01:28:53,167 --> 01:28:57,167
- This is not my husband. Come on! Let's go!
- Isn't he your husband?
1176
01:28:57,375 --> 01:29:01,375
- No, he's the young lady's fiancé.
- Are you legally engaged?
1177
01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:02,629
Yes.
1178
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,500
Damn it!
We have been engaged for 5 years virgins.
1179
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:09,542
Such things are done
when you're married, you know?
1180
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:13,417
I know, but how about us
we are theater actors
1181
01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:17,458
we did a dress rehearsal
and then we will premiere.
1182
01:29:17,667 --> 01:29:20,708
- What?
- Let's go, because my husband is missing!
1183
01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:23,583
Let's go, because the lady is losing it!
1184
01:29:25,375 --> 01:29:29,000
Rest assured I will hang up
this house. No, this brothel!
1185
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,625
You make so many stories,
1186
01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:34,417
but i just did
an "anal sex match"!
1187
01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:37,875
- In a brothel!
- Brothel to be you!
1188
01:29:38,083 --> 01:29:40,792
Shut up you whore!
1189
01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,458
- What did you say?
- I said "whore"!
1190
01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:48,375
If that's not enough, "slut" too!
1191
01:29:50,958 --> 01:29:53,958
Platoons, let yourself be guided
by my smell
1192
01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:58,542
If there is a room where the vice
bursts out, I can feel it from a distance.
1193
01:29:59,250 --> 01:30:01,583
- I don't feel anything.
- Come on.
1194
01:30:05,292 --> 01:30:09,667
- This is an orgy!
- My husband!
1195
01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:12,500
You got it!
All very famous people.
1196
01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:14,708
Science, politics...
1197
01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:18,458
- No, I'm here passing through.
- I was talking, Mr. Judge...
1198
01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:21,083
It is a very rare case.
1199
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:24,708
I was talking about you with respect.
1200
01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:28,958
- Mr. Judge, something fell.
- Yes, she is my wife.
1201
01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:35,792
Rosary!
1202
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:39,792
Welcome! We were just leaving.
1203
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:43,083
madam what are you doing
1204
01:30:43,292 --> 01:30:46,208
What is my business? Lady!
1205
01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:48,250
The balls! The balls!
1206
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:51,500
What a scandal! A ruined career.
1207
01:30:52,875 --> 01:30:55,708
Settebeni,
don't panic.
1208
01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,667
I will be evicted.
If she finds me, she'll kill me!
1209
01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:02,792
- The law from 1621 is used...
- I have always fought against vice,
1210
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,417
of bad morals, of sin,
1211
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,333
- and I have a wife...
- A little girl.
1212
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:13,083
- Can we?
- A bitch!
1213
01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:17,292
- A whore.
- They! That's what I wanted to say.
1214
01:31:18,458 --> 01:31:20,875
What if nothing had happened?
1215
01:31:25,417 --> 01:31:28,458
- Can we?
- In what sense?
1216
01:31:28,667 --> 01:31:31,875
- What do you mean?
- We are the ones who have to decide
1217
01:31:32,083 --> 01:31:34,917
whether something happened or not.
Don't you believe?
1218
01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:40,708
Yes! Because you
you don't know my wife!
1219
01:31:42,417 --> 01:31:45,542
If only there was a method
to avoid scandal,
1220
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,000
for me it would be better.
1221
01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:51,958
Something can always be done.
Platoon Officer Esposito.
1222
01:31:52,167 --> 01:31:53,205
Present!
1223
01:31:53,288 --> 01:31:55,475
You make the first move.
We have to buy time.
1224
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:58,375
Edward!
I know you're here, show yourself!
1225
01:31:58,583 --> 01:32:01,417
- Wait!
- Hold that dog.
1226
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:04,500
- Where are the drugs?
- What drugs?
1227
01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:07,167
Platoon Esposito, drug center.
1228
01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:09,792
The dog is barking because you have drugs.
1229
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,458
Let me go!
1230
01:32:12,667 --> 01:32:15,000
Resisting a public officer.
1231
01:32:15,208 --> 01:32:17,792
I have never used drugs
no way!
1232
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:22,583
Few stories! Gennarino is not wrong
never, even if he's a bit of a fool.
1233
01:32:22,792 --> 01:32:25,208
- Where am I? In panties?
- Leave me alone!
1234
01:32:25,417 --> 01:32:28,417
I am Adele Bazziconi,
citizen of perfect integrity.
1235
01:32:28,625 --> 01:32:31,625
Because I saved a little girl
from the waters of the river Po,
1236
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:36,250
- they proclaimed me the heroine of the year.
- Heroine! Drugs! The dog is not wrong.
1237
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:39,125
- Step aside!
- Where are the drugs?
1238
01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:44,292
Look who it is!
1239
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:48,542
- What a nice surprise!
- Hold the shoe.
1240
01:32:48,750 --> 01:32:50,750
Come, let me introduce you to our friends.
1241
01:32:50,958 --> 01:32:54,125
You already know Judge Damiani
and his lovely wife.
1242
01:32:54,333 --> 01:32:56,958
- Here we have lawyer Mandelli.
- How do you do?
1243
01:32:57,167 --> 01:33:00,125
Miss Giorgia,
the owner of the building.
1244
01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:04,333
This is our anesthesiologist
and future cardiologist.
1245
01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:06,490
I don't understand.
1246
01:33:06,573 --> 01:33:09,458
It's simple.
The teacher did an excellent business
1247
01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,792
buying this villa
to turn it into a luxury clinic.
1248
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:16,333
- He is an extraordinary man!
- What do you think, dear?
1249
01:33:16,542 --> 01:33:20,750
The permission, who gives it to you?
1250
01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:23,167
I could vouch for that.
1251
01:33:23,375 --> 01:33:26,458
- You are able to...
- It's not the first time.
1252
01:33:26,667 --> 01:33:29,292
Would you like some champagne?
1253
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:33,708
- You arrived just in time.
- Yes, just in time!
1254
01:33:33,917 --> 01:33:37,625
- Good! Let's make this toast.
- Yes!
1255
01:33:37,833 --> 01:33:41,583
It's ominous to make the toast
before the deal is closed
1256
01:33:41,792 --> 01:33:44,792
- at least symbolically.
- Symbolic, how?
1257
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:49,042
The account, teacher.
1258
01:33:49,292 --> 01:33:53,792
More than fair. Of course.
Allow...
1259
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:59,292
- It seems fair to me that Miss...
- I did it for that kiss.
1260
01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:05,333
Now we're putty, huh? Or not?
1261
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,000
50 million.
1262
01:34:12,792 --> 01:34:17,167
Here is the account.
And now, let's make that famous toast!
1263
01:34:19,250 --> 01:34:21,792
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
1264
01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:30,167
In conclusion,
all's well that ends well,
1265
01:34:30,375 --> 01:34:33,125
like in the comedies that Angela played.
1266
01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:36,333
Angela at last
married Lillino.
1267
01:34:36,542 --> 01:34:38,958
I sold the pension.
1268
01:34:39,167 --> 01:34:43,292
Not a big deal, but at least
served to pay all debts.
1269
01:34:43,542 --> 01:34:46,292
Now we have come to Puglia, let's see the villa
1270
01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:50,708
which at last Lillino inherited,
the one he always talked about.
1271
01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:58,292
This is Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
do you like
1272
01:34:58,542 --> 01:35:01,500
- Did you see what a miracle? 24 rooms.
- How beautiful she is!
1273
01:35:01,708 --> 01:35:04,750
- For each room, we will make a child.
- Quite a lot!
1274
01:35:04,958 --> 01:35:09,208
- Beautiful, huh?
- It doesn't look too good.
1275
01:35:09,417 --> 01:35:13,292
- Well...
- But it's big.
1276
01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:15,625
Like a barracks.
1277
01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:18,958
- Like... like...
- Like...
1278
01:35:19,167 --> 01:35:22,250
Like a guesthouse!
Like a guesthouse!
1279
1:35:23,000 --> 1:35:28,000
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