1
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Ready? - Yes, ready, say? -Good morning,
Excuse me if I allow myself to disturb you, miss

2
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I speak to the esteemed switchboard
of the illustrious society

3
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- Ital petrol cemen termo
textile farmo metal chemistry? - Yes, tell me

4
00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:44,084
Here, I would be there
Mrs. Fantozzi Pina

5
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accountant's wife
Fantozzi Ugo, your employee.

6
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Private telephone calls with except employees are not permitted
in the event of deaths of first degree relatives. Have you had any deaths?

7
00:00:53,334 --> 00:00:58,250
No, unfortunately! But wait, because you see, me
I would like to humbly observe

8
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that I haven't heard from my husband for 18 days
- 18? - Yes, 18

9
00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:10,625
Until now I didn't want to bother, but now I allow myself to
begin to think respectfully

10
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- Hold on, ma'am. - Thank you, ma'am
receptionist, you are very kind to me, thank you

11
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Now they find their father there.

12
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Personnel office? Turns out we have it on staff
a certain Fantozzi accountant Ugo?

13
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I do research at the Office
freshman. Fabriani, Facchetti...

14
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...Falabrino, Zarotti, Battifer... but by god, who
Did he mess up the alphabetical order?

15
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Here General Archive, found! Fantozzi
Ugo, serial number 7820/8 bis.

16
00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,875
Usher? Passe-partout.

17
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Yes, yes, it's his. Here's his card, 18
days ago, there is an entry stamp but not an exit stamp

18
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Well, report it
to the Lost Employees Office.

19
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- There is, there is!
- What's behind this wall?

20
00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:55,084
The old toilets were walled up for the works
of the new lift will be 20 days

21
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Tear down this wall.

22
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,709
- Come on, come on. - Help him, come on

23
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:32,917
- Come on - Are you feeling sick?
- But how did it happen?

24
00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:43,000
- Thanks, eh! Thanks to you too - How are you, how are you?
- Perfect, I only have a slight appetite.

25
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Bravo! Bravo!

26
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7 C.

27
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Water. 13 No.

28
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- M is for Milan.
- Waterfall.

29
00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:12,250
- Miss Silvani, you saw that
did I come back? - And I saw it, huh

30
00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:21,334
- Accountant Fanelli, I've returned.
- A 6. - Hit, a 4.

31
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- A cruiser?
- Eh - And one!

32
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P 12.

33
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- Ah! - Calboni?
- You hid yourself, eh, Puccettino? - Ouch!

34
00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,084
Miss Silvani, good morning.

35
00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:08,167
- Phantoms? - Ouch! - Did he get hurt?
- No, nothing, absolutely nothing

36
00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:12,584
Thank goodness. Look, I wanted to tell you, since you already have so many
paperwork, why don't you do mine too? I have things to do...

37
00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:16,084
- With great pleasure.
- Thank you. HI!

38
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To get to clock in
entry at 08:30 sharp...

39
00:05:37,499 --> 00:05:41,792
...Fantozzi began 16 years ago
to set the alarm for 06:15.

40
00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:46,209
Today, by dint of experiments
and continuous improvements...

41
00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:51,042
...he arrived to put it on at 07:51.

42
00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:54,792
That is to say, at the limit of human possibilities.

43
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Everything is calculated
on the edge of seconds.

44
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Five seconds
to regain consciousness.

45
00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:05,750
4 seconds to overcome the daily impact
with the sight of his wife...

46
00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,959
...plus 6 to ask yourself,
as always with no response...

47
00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:14,792
...what on earth pushed him one day to marry her
kind of curious domestic animal.

48
00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,125
Three seconds to drink the damn coffee from
Mrs. Pina

49
00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:22,875
3000 degrees fahrenheit!

50
00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,500
Give it 8 to 10 seconds to dissolve
the hot tongue under the tap.

51
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Two and a half seconds for the pelvis
to his daughter Mariangela.

52
00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,125
Caffe latte, with incorporated brushed.

53
00:07:04,917 --> 00:07:09,042
Brush mentholated toothpaste
on coffee flavor...

54
00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:16,792
...provoking physiological functions that can thus
complete in the European value time of 6 seconds flat.

55
00:07:16,874 --> 00:07:19,500
...3, 2, 1!

56
00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:24,459
He still has a net worth of 3
minutes to get dressed...

57
00:07:24,624 --> 00:07:28,500
...and run to the stop
of his bus passing at 08:01.

58
00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:38,875
All this of course barring tragic unforeseen events...

59
00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:45,584
Change!

60
00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:58,959
I'll never make it.

61
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- So what?
- At that time? I'll take the bus straight away.

62
00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:07,584
- No Ugo, no quick bus! - No, dad.
- Yes, jumping from the terrace.

63
00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:14,334
- I'll gain at least 2 minutes. - No, Ugo, you don't have it
never done! You don't have the right body...

64
00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:19,167
I've never done it,
but I always dreamed of it.

65
00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:28,375
- Ugo! - But what does he do?
- He takes the bus quickly.

66
00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:42,000
- Come on, accountant!
- Thank you.

67
00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:27,084
Don't push!

68
00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:31,750
But what does he do?

69
00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:39,000
- What happened?
- No, not me, not me!

70
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,584
Who was first? You can know who he is
Was it the first? - It was him!

71
00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:55,959
Wait, I have to go to the office, I have to clock in
tag. Can't the discussion be postponed?

72
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:12,792
- I'm crazy late, I have to clock in
- Wait - How?

73
00:10:12,874 --> 00:10:18,250
- You must sign, that the responsibility is yours.
- Do you have a pen? - No. -Do you have a pen?

74
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:22,292
Ah, I sign in blood! Here, look.
It's okay, right? Until we meet again.

75
00:10:31,042 --> 00:10:35,709
- Come on, Fantozzi, who can do it!
- Courage. - Come on, you've arrived.

76
00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:39,459
Again, again, Fantozzi!

77
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,750
Come on, one more effort and it's done.

78
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,542
Don't help him, otherwise he'll be disqualified,
it has to get there on its own

79
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,959
- Get up, you can do it!
- Come on, don't give up.

80
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:59,792
- Come on, he's almost there, come on.
- Courage! - Come on, Fantozzi.

81
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:06,292
We have just 100 meters to go
and then it arrived. Come on, Fantozzi.

82
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,917
Come on, Come on, Fantozzi!

83
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:16,750
Ale! Ale! Ale!

84
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:35,375
The evening outing had the same ritual as the
start of the 100 meters of an Olympic final.

85
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:21,917
Miss Silvani had been elected
2 consecutive times "Miss 4th floor"

86
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:26,875
Fantozzi courted her
desperately for 7 years.

87
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:33,500
- Hey, Fantozzi, what are you doing here? - Ah, good morning miss
Silvani, nothing, I have to get some practice here on the...

88
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,459
- Miss Silvani?
- Yes?

89
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:40,750
I would have allowed myself to pay homage to her with a ribbon
two-tone for his 'Divisumma' calculator.

90
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,834
I know that they don't give them an office here,
and then I would have...

91
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:50,667
How cute! You are truly an angel, Fantozzi
What a nice little thought, thank you!

92
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,375
Miss Silvani, I...
as long as it doesn't bother you, I would like...

93
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:58,834
- Miss Silvani?
- What is it? - Good morning!

94
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,417
- Not if you have seen how beautiful the sun is
reflects on the glass... - Eh, oh, beautiful, eh...

95
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:06,542
- But is he going away? - Eh, I have a case
urgent. - I'll do it for you!

96
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,000
I have to go to the 'toilet'.

97
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:15,125
But the opportunity presented itself on the day of the funeral
of the mother of the Mega Natural Director "Conte Lamberti"

98
00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:19,084
died immaturely at the age of 126.

99
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:26,167
Fantozzi was in the most complete ball. Panic,
zero salivation, persecution delusions, mirages

100
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,959
Miss Silvani - What?
- Can I accompany you?

101
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:33,875
Thanks, but I told the surveyor Calboni
that I was returning on the tram with him, and...

102
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:37,542
- Yes, but allow me to insist.
- But I promised you, sorry!

103
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:44,792
- Because I... would have brought... the car.
- Well... then... will you come with me? - Yes.

104
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,000
We should have talked about this today, and not...
Stop, a moment!

105
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:51,667
- I have a private commitment of the utmost urgency,
so I can't... - But where are you going?

106
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:58,000
- "Come in", miss. - Oh, flowers too.
Ah! Open! - Hate!

107
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:03,750
But Fantozzi, what kind of jokes? But does he want to bury me?
Oh no, sorry!

108
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,875
- A painful qui pro quo, which led me...

109
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:10,500
- What's yours? - This is it, yes
- This here, this shack?

110
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:14,375
- Look, the hearse was better. Let's go, go
- Here, yes

111
00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:16,500
The hand!

112
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:22,584
But go the other way.

113
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:28,417
But what is it?
Okay, I get it, yuh uh uh

114
00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:35,834
- Oh! Fantozzi, was he hurt? - No, how...
basically, I just shattered my finger a little

115
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:41,125
- Be careful, I'm closing.
- Wait, I prefer to kindly close.

116
00:14:49,541 --> 00:14:54,250
Sorry, I got a little confused...
Very slightly...

117
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:58,125
- It could have been worse, right?
- Much worse.

118
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:03,125
Eh, have you seen the poor countess? Today
we are here, and tomorrow we will no longer be here.

119
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:09,209
Look "Whoever wants to be happy should be,
there's no certainty about tomorrow anyway!"

120
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:15,042
- What beautiful verses, are they yours?
- Yes, a little youthful thing of mine.

121
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,750
Also a poet? And the meaning?

122
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:23,375
Let's pick the flowers of this spring
before winter arrives.

123
00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:25,959
- Oh so...
- Say it, eh say it

124
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:30,875
May I have the honor of having you for breakfast
from "Gigi the slut"? I have already booked

125
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:37,042
- But, it's really a bit late, I don't know,
I have a commitment. - Eh, it's already busy, huh?

126
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:41,750
- Okay... I accept.
- Do you accept?

127
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:08,167
- Ouch!
- You are three assholes.

128
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:36,834
- Get down, you little shit. - Come on Fantozzi,
come down and show him who you are!

129
00:16:50,624 --> 00:16:53,959
- Who's the asshole?!
- I! I!

130
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:07,292
- Watch how you speak, watch! - But do it
something, accountant. - Give me time.

131
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:16,542
- Punch him. - Ridica,
if he has courage? - Oh, yes?!

132
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:20,792
Look, if you dare to raise your voice,
I...

133
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,875
Who is he?

134
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:41,125
- Well, then I think we've clarified
everything, and then I would go. - Where are you going?

135
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:48,167
The hand! The hand, the hand.

136
00:17:48,999 --> 00:17:55,417
What do they want? What do they want to tell me now? No, I don't
I have something to do with it, it's not my fault, it's the young lady's fault!

137
00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:58,084
It's that idiot's fault!

138
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:05,334
You suck.
Cheating on a woman.

139
00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:09,625
She will have understood that it was clearly one
tactic to avoid involving her...

140
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:13,584
...into one that could degenerate
in a very vulgar brawl.

141
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:18,459
- Thank you.
- Eh, what are you doing? Miss?

142
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,417
Miss, what are you doing?

143
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,959
- Miss, and our lunch?
- I have no appetite anymore.

144
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,250
I had booked.

145
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:56,417
Excuse me? Are you insured?

146
00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:01,209
- Pina?
- Yes, just a moment.

147
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:05,125
Pina, I just wanted to tell you who you are
the most important woman...

148
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,959
- ...and the most beautiful I have ever seen...
- Oh, Ugo.

149
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,125
BUT HOLY...

150
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,084
Good morning.

151
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:56,875
- Damn you. - Good morning engineer.
- How are you doing, Fantozzi?

152
00:19:57,291 --> 00:20:00,959
- Do you have 100 lire?
- Good morning, Mr. Director. Now, wait

153
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,375
One moment...
Here they are, they are the last ones.

154
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:14,334
But sorry, you know, I don't want to... but look, I tried
before and it absolutely doesn't work, huh?

155
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,167
In every human agglomeration,
there is always the baleful figure

156
00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:30,500
of the organizer
of recreational events.

157
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:34,834
In Fantozzi's company he was a certain
Filini, obviously from the Claims Office.

158
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:39,084
New Year's Eve dinner, Mario Canello Orchestra,
sings Pasquale Coppola

159
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,917
It is a Filini organization.

160
00:20:41,999 --> 00:20:44,375
She logically must be one of us.
Only 5000 lire.

161
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:48,959
- But really this year I would be invited by my brother-in-law
- I've already signed her up, 5000 for her and 3000 for the lady.

162
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:54,792
- Oh, the Barbary Macaque... Albertuccia... Albertina... The little girl
- Mariangela, my daughter.

163
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,355
Yes, it's free, logically. Until we meet again. I recommend you, eh?

164
00:20:57,459 --> 00:21:01,375
Fantozzi had never managed to escape
to his monstrous initiatives

165
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:08,709
starting with the most appealing: the annual
football match between bachelors and married men

166
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:12,292
These fights always take place in the most
disaster in the suburban fields.

167
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:16,417
The formations are always very small

168
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,459
for delays, defections, prohibitions
of mothers, wives and attending physicians.

169
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,417
- I'm head, and you?
- Even.

170
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:32,417
- Here you are. - But where is he? - Stop.
- I saw her, there she is.

171
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:36,875
- It's here. - No, it's a stone.
- Don't move the water. - Floor.

172
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,792
- Careful. - Down there.
- To me, expert.

173
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,750
- No, in the water, no!
- Get it out, surveyor.

174
00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:51,375
- Quick, quick.
- Accountant, pass the ball.

175
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:55,167
- Stop him. Close! - To the right.
- But don't push. - Be careful!

176
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:59,417
- Goal!
- I scored!

177
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:03,542
- I scored! - Well done!
- We are strong.

178
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:12,209
- Exaggerated.
- Referee? It's a foul!

179
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,125
- Come on, knock now, come on.
- One moment, count.

180
00:22:29,874 --> 00:22:32,542
- Be careful.
- Come on. - I go.

181
00:22:38,749 --> 00:22:42,000
The gunner,
but who put it there?

182
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:45,542
- Referee, to the two rebounds.
- What happened?

183
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:54,417
- Beware the accountant!
- Stop him! - Push him!

184
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,125
- Run, expert!
- Shut it!

185
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:02,375
- Well done! - I'll beat, I'll beat!
- Everyone down!

186
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,334
- Watch out for the joke!
- Under!

187
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:10,875
But look what he did?!

188
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:23,042
- Pass the ball. - You don't dribble.
- Don't keep the ball, accountant.

189
00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:28,959
- Attention.
- Corner! - Corner.

190
00:23:29,499 --> 00:23:34,292
- I'll beat him! - Come on, move.
- Here, at the right point. - Yes.

191
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,667
- Effective.
- Throw it down.

192
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,959
My! My!

193
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:46,667
- But where is the ball? - He beat her
him. - Did you beat her, surveyor? - Yes.

194
00:23:46,749 --> 00:23:50,917
- But what if I had to beat her?
- Well, I tried the surprise.

195
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,250
Go! Go! Go!

196
00:23:55,333 --> 00:24:00,459
- Doorman! - Where?
- Goal!

197
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:05,500
Throw him away!

198
00:24:06,084 --> 00:24:10,167
- It wasn't my fault. - Twice,
first with the right and then with the head.

199
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:15,959
- Yes lawyer, but with your eye you made me understand...
- I'm not playing anymore, go away!

200
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:20,417
- Ball!
- Come on accountant!

201
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,750
- My! My!
- Stop him!

202
00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:28,834
Around the twelfth
of the first half...

203
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:33,209
...the first dramatic symptoms begin
of cardiovascular collapse.

204
00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:36,459
And, relentlessly, it shows up
on the playing field...

205
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:40,125
...the cloud of an employee,
every employee has their own personal cloud

206
00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:44,334
They are evil clouds that stand
lurking even 14 months.

207
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:48,709
But when they see that their man
is he on holiday or on holiday...

208
00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:53,292
...they fall on his head and unload on him
tons of heavy, freezing rain.

209
00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,750
- Pole!
- Stop! Stop!

210
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:09,167
- Hit it!
- Try breaststroke!

211
00:25:09,417 --> 00:25:11,750
Leave, I'll go!

212
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:17,667
- The ball.
- Throw it!

213
00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:22,125
Pull! Pull!

214
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,875
- But it's a very high ball!
- It's soaked in water

215
00:25:29,459 --> 00:25:32,959
- I'll push her away!
- Is it safe? - Sure...

216
00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:37,209
When Fantozzi sees Saint Peter
on the crossbar of the door...

217
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:40,834
...is a sign that the tragedy
it's finally coming to an end.

218
00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:44,875
It doesn't bounce, look, it doesn't bounce anymore.

219
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,375
Suspended! Everyone home!

220
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:52,584
Last year the married ones won
for 3 heart attacks to 2 drowned people.

221
00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:56,625
Fantozzi was Filini's favorite victim.

222
00:25:56,709 --> 00:26:01,167
Once he convinced him to buy a boat in partnership
complete with accessories for fishing and camping

223
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:05,000
Eight kilos of bills that would have them
persecuted until 1984

224
00:26:05,084 --> 00:26:09,459
Hunted by the usual cloud, they set off
on a beautiful late spring day.

225
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:23,417
Look, Mr. Minister of
oil how beautiful our countryside is!

226
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:29,500
- It's the doll that... - He wants
clean up a bit? - And take off those big hands!

227
00:26:29,584 --> 00:26:31,625
- Can you see us?
- Yes.

228
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:38,334
- Sorry, I would stay more to the right. No, no, on
left. - I can see very well - Okay, don't be offended!

229
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:44,542
- Brakes. Brakes!
- What is it?

230
00:26:45,459 --> 00:26:50,500
But what happened?
Arrest them, those wretches!

231
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:54,459
I am desolate,
Mr. Oil Minister.

232
00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:58,542
- Both of you come out.
Come, have a seat. - Excuse me sir

233
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:04,209
- Come on, come on, don't make a fuss.
- Accountant Fantozzi? - Come with us.

234
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,358
It's all wet.

235
00:27:06,749 --> 00:27:10,750
But he was the one driving, I had nothing to do with it!
Accountant Fantozzi, you tell him, in short

236
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,875
Yes, but I said it, but how...

237
00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:18,750
One hundred lashes each.

238
00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:22,625
The report... they didn't give us.
Yes, we were lucky.

239
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:25,334
Because of this humiliating setback...

240
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:28,500
...they arrived at the campsite
of the lake which was already deep night.

241
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:33,209
But did you see how wonderful it was?
Eh, but this is truly paradise on earth.

242
00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:37,500
- Shall we pitch the tent, accountant?
- The tent? - Yes - Ready!

243
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:45,375
- Where do we plant it?
- Well, I would say here, let's download here.

244
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:48,250
Be careful, a moment. Here you are.

245
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:54,959
Italians always noise!
Always singing, guitar and mandolin.

246
00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:58,417
Silence!
Here to sleep! Germans, us!

247
00:27:58,499 --> 00:28:01,959
We Germans,
no Italian mandolins! - Shut up.

248
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:07,709
- Stop with that mandolin,
otherwise they will kick us out. - All right.

249
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:12,500
First thing, plant the stakes.

250
00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:15,000
- Ah, the pickets. I'll go get them.
- Well.

251
00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:31,084
- Floor. You set them down slowly.
- Yes, slowly.

252
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:36,417
- Pass me the hammer. - Shall I beat?
- No, I'll bat, she'll "hold" the picket.

253
00:28:36,499 --> 00:28:39,167
- But please be careful.
- Don't worry.

254
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:42,084
Be patient, be careful, please.
Damn it, accountant Filini, how bad.

255
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:45,459
He almost broke my hand.
Look here, look

256
00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:22,959
Again, come on!

257
00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,875
Stop!

258
00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:58,459
Oh, God!

259
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,500
- I go?
- "Go!"

260
00:31:08,416 --> 00:31:11,584
- I'd like to try it myself.
- Yes, come on board.

261
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:18,334
- You see, just pull the cord.
- Yes. - Shall I go? - "Go!"

262
00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:27,792
- Everything seems fine. - Perfect.
- Let's try it. I go? - "Go!"

263
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:30,750
It lit up!

264
00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:44,917
- But, he didn't let it go out, did he?
- Intentionally. I hate engines, I prefer sailing.

265
00:31:45,374 --> 00:31:49,417
- But like sailing, if he didn't want to buy it
out of stinginess! - Yes.

266
00:31:49,499 --> 00:31:53,917
We'll make one with that
flag, and the pole as a tree.

267
00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:59,542
- Did he come in?
- Yes, completely.

268
00:32:00,999 --> 00:32:04,459
- Well, we have the wind from the east.
- No, from the west.

269
00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:06,792
- Look, it's really from the east.
- Sorry if I insist.

270
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:11,917
- I go?
- "Go"

271
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,459
They then rented at an obscene price
a monstrous rowing boat.

272
00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:22,375
Two tons of tonnage.
- Wait. - No, accountant, not like that

273
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:27,667
- Don't shoot. - I don't shoot.
- Let me pass under your arm, like this.

274
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:31,709
- Stay still, I'm coming.
- yes, but where...? - Don't worry.

275
00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:38,750
- Calm, in these cases, absolute calm.
- Listen? Excuse me? - What do you say?

276
00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:43,875
- Excuse me, accountant Filini?
Come back here. - What?

277
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:47,875
Yes, come back here.
We risk making a mess.

278
00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:52,000
- Follow me, bend down. - Yes.
- So, so, down. - Below.

279
00:32:52,084 --> 00:32:57,084
- I got confused.
- No, put your leg behind your head.

280
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,459
- I can't take it anymore.
- Me neither.

281
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:17,875
I can't resist, I feel like I'm going crazy.

282
00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:22,625
He's sure he didn't bring
the thermos of water?

283
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:29,167
- I? She had to carry it.
- No, she said she would bring it.

284
00:33:29,249 --> 00:33:31,917
No, look, you're busy.

285
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,250
The... the... the cloud.

286
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:38,500
- The employee cloud!
- Our little cloud!

287
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:43,959
Here it is, long live the cloud! Here, here!
Come up here, stop!

288
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,084
- "It's raining"!
- Rain!

289
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,542
- Waterfall!
- Waterfall!

290
00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:58,625
- What does he do? Where you go?
- No, here! Here!

291
00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:02,125
- Where you go?
- Hand! No!

292
00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:10,667
At three in the afternoon

293
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:14,000
Filini began to listen
the sirens like Ulysses.

294
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:17,000
Filini!

295
00:34:17,084 --> 00:34:19,334
Accountant Filini!

296
00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:29,459
How beautiful you are!
How much we like you! Come, come with us.

297
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:32,667
Fantozzi, however,
he remained faithful to his style.

298
00:34:32,749 --> 00:34:35,625
Mystical hallucinations.

299
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:49,209
- Do you have fish?
- We didn't fish, doctor. - Do you have bread?

300
00:34:49,292 --> 00:34:53,917
- No, he should have carried it! - No, him!
- So what do I multiply?

301
00:35:13,292 --> 00:35:17,584
Christmas Eve, up in Olympus
of the eighteenth floor...

302
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:22,250
...the mega natural and lateral directors
they exchange pharaonic gifts

303
00:35:22,334 --> 00:35:25,834
24 carat gold panettone with sapphires
and amethysts instead of candied fruit.

304
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:30,042
And they toast
with champagne reserve 1612.

305
00:35:30,124 --> 00:35:33,500
- Gentlemen, do we want to go to the bar?
- Yes.

306
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:38,750
- There are children.
- Let them in. - The first.

307
00:35:44,374 --> 00:35:50,000
Rejoice everyone, Jesus is born. And many
best wishes to the CEO.

308
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:53,167
Well! Bravo!

309
00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:59,167
- For you, child, with best wishes.
- Congratulations.

310
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:06,750
- Flowers with colorful petals.
- But to change them with fruits...

311
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,709
Go.

312
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:21,209
A large and beautiful cherry tree,
he said to a small tree...

313
00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:26,167
...yes, you're good, you put the flowers,
with their colorful petals.

314
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,875
But change them with fruits,
little tree you won't know.

315
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,750
- Zoo stuff.
- But she's trained well.

316
00:36:37,834 --> 00:36:42,375
But let's choose these children,
I'm impressionable.

317
00:36:42,459 --> 00:36:45,584
It's the daughter
of the accountant "Chimpanzetti"

318
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:49,292
Or the cavalier "Gorilli".

319
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:54,625
- Quote, do you like banana?
- Quote, do a somersault. - No.

320
00:36:56,874 --> 00:36:59,167
- The father is here.
- The father? And who is he?

321
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:23,459
Anyway, to all of them my most
Best wishes for a distinguished Christmas...

322
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,000
...and a wonderful new year.

323
00:37:26,834 --> 00:37:28,875
Let's go darling.

324
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:34,334
Tie it well
because it's very cold.

325
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,084
Dad, why did they call me Cita?

326
00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:41,042
- But who?
- Who is Cita?

327
00:37:42,834 --> 00:37:47,667
It's "Cita Hayworth", a very famous one
American actress.

328
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:51,000
Very beautiful,
she was the most beautiful of all.

329
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:58,667
But, do you know what I'm telling you?
You are much more beautiful than her.

330
00:37:59,874 --> 00:38:01,917
Perhaps.

331
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:39,584
- Congratulations. - Congratulations!
- Happy New Year. - Congratulations.

332
00:38:41,917 --> 00:38:43,709
Hey!

333
00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:46,959
Let's go there! Good evening.

334
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,834
- Miss Silvani, happy new year.
- Thank you. - How are you?

335
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:57,125
- Do you know my wife, Calboni?
- Pleasure. - You sit here.

336
00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:00,250
No no, Mariangela here next to me, I want her

337
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:05,334
Accountant Fantozzi, what does he do? You are not here,
but for goodness sake, you are assigned to table 22.

338
00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:08,167
- But, Calboni, please...
- See you later. - HI!

339
00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:11,084
Here I am.

340
00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:24,625
- Pretty. - After that... eventually
to the toast... later.

341
00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:27,792
- A toast.
- Shall we have a toast? - Careful!

342
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:32,792
It's cold, huh?

343
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:36,042
- Aren't you cold?
- A little chilly.

344
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:40,709
No, Mariangela,
take it off or it will become ugly.

345
00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:22,625
Excuse me?
Ah, it doesn't change it...

346
00:40:24,749 --> 00:40:27,459
Rhythm! Rhythm! Let's finish first.

347
00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,875
Hey there!

348
00:40:35,541 --> 00:40:40,000
- Uh, the tortellini! - Well.
- Tortellini with cream.

349
00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,334
- Tortellini?
- Yes.

350
00:40:48,834 --> 00:40:52,959
- Do you like them? - Yes a lot.
- Two more? - No, that's enough, thanks.

351
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:05,459
- Put some salt in it, it's needed.
- Thank you.

352
00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:19,792
- Zampone with lentils!
- I really like zampone!

353
00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:27,167
It's nothing!

354
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,834
These are things that happen.

355
00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:32,584
They bring luck.

356
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:37,125
Accountant, it's money!

357
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:41,584
Cheer up, accountant!
Cheer all year round!

358
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:54,417
- Accountant, there's fruit salad
with cream. - I like it a lot.

359
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,500
Enough.

360
00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:47,000
At barely 10:30,
finished dinner...

361
00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:50,292
..master Canello, who had a
another commitment in another New Year's Eve...

362
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:53,250
...he cheated lowly by announcing into the microphone:

363
00:42:53,334 --> 00:42:57,000
Attention!
3 minutes until midnight!

364
00:42:57,084 --> 00:43:00,000
Put the clocks back! Prepare the sparkling wine!

365
00:43:00,084 --> 00:43:04,375
- Wait.
- Minus nine, eight, seven, six...

366
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:10,125
...five, four, three, two, one...

367
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:14,625
It's midnight!
Congratulations! Congratulations! Happy New Year!

368
00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:20,167
Congratulations! Happy New Year!

369
00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:29,417
- Congratulations! - So, who gives me
a kiss, huh? - I! I! I give her... a kiss...

370
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:45,584
Fantozzi? But where was he thrown?
I've been looking for her all evening.

371
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:51,334
Shall we have a toast?
Happy New Year! Best wishes to everyone!

372
00:43:56,624 --> 00:43:58,667
Best wishes, happy new year!

373
00:43:59,584 --> 00:44:01,625
Congratulations! Congratulations!

374
00:44:22,624 --> 00:44:24,667
Congratulations!

375
00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:27,417
Happy New Year!

376
00:44:58,292 --> 00:45:02,500
Ugo?

377
00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:06,000
Accountant Fantozzi, were you hurt?
Don't ruin my evening, for goodness sake.

378
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:10,334
- Nothing, I didn't do anything to myself.
- Nothing? - That's better.

379
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:15,084
- Nothing? - Nothing was done.
- Then have fun!

380
00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:18,125
Music! Music! Hurray!

381
00:45:37,042 --> 00:45:40,125
At one thirty, illegal time
of maestro Canello

382
00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:45,167
that is, at real midnight,
the city greeted the new year by exploding.

383
00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:54,167
- But I'm at half past one. - Half past one?
- But it's midnight. But then they have us...

384
00:45:54,249 --> 00:45:57,000
- Okay - It's the same! Cheer!
- Congratulations! Hurray!

385
00:45:57,083 --> 00:46:00,959
Let's all go to my house, ho
a new bottle of Prunella Ballor!

386
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:04,584
- Everyone at the Fantozzi house! - Go!
- Congratulations! Ouch!

387
00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:11,292
- Happy New Year! - Who's coming to mine?
car? I have 7 free spots!

388
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:16,292
- Be careful below!
- Throw it away! Throw it away! New year, new stuff!

389
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:20,084
- Watch your head!
- Happy New Year!

390
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:36,167
Well, I almost... I'll leave her
parked here.

391
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:41,000
A new fact in the company: Il
ferocious knight Catellani

392
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,917
had been elected Grand Master
of the Recommendations and Promotions Office.

393
00:46:44,999 --> 00:46:49,917
So, let's get to work.
Who doesn't shoot, no shots!

394
00:46:49,999 --> 00:46:53,167
Someone who comes from the ranks tells you this
and that he made "a bunch like this".

395
00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:59,250
He had had the statue of
his mother Teresa, of whom he was very fond

396
00:46:59,334 --> 00:47:02,750
and expected that everyone, entering and leaving,
paid her servile homage.

397
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:13,042
- Do you need anything?
- No.

398
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,584
- Enjoy your meal, Miss Silvani.
- Good morning, thank you.

399
00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:26,167
- I... sit here next to you, if you allow
- Sure, take a seat. - Thank you.

400
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:32,084
- Is he busy? - Yes, busy
- Then I'll sit here.

401
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:37,417
- This too... and this too.
- Both? - Both busy.

402
00:47:37,499 --> 00:47:42,209
- Some wine? - Thank you, water and wine.
- Water and wine! But the water depresses you, Miss Silvani

403
00:47:42,334 --> 00:47:45,167
- Come, come, Fantozzi, I saved your place.
- Thank you.

404
00:47:45,249 --> 00:47:51,292
So I tell him: B 12, and he replies: water...
So I say: 12 B! - Cruiser hit!

405
00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,875
Sorry, you know, sorry for interrupting.
Did they also have pasta and beans?

406
00:47:53,959 --> 00:47:57,000
- No, I had the veal, very good
- I'm obsessed with pasta and beans...

407
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:04,209
By the way, do you know the news? - No.
- It seems that Catellani has a mania for billiards. - But!

408
00:48:04,292 --> 00:48:09,500
Good morning and bon appetit! - Thank you
Do you know the news?

409
00:48:09,584 --> 00:48:12,750
You know that Catellani
Do you have a passion for billiards?

410
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:16,167
But excuse me, but you're telling me,
but what if I discovered it?

411
00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:21,042
- I know of one, in the Accounting Office,
the accountant Vitti. - And I know him!

412
00:48:21,124 --> 00:48:26,459
- Seven games lost,
two shots. - Two shots?!

413
00:48:28,999 --> 00:48:31,042
Permit!

414
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,542
Good morning.

415
00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:43,042
- Do you need anything?
- Ninth.

416
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:57,084
- Good morning, natural director. - Hey, dear Puccettino!
- Look, there's a red light. - Not for me.

417
00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:59,209
Dearest Catellani!

418
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:06,334
- But where is the sleeping pill, I can't sleep.
- It's here, Ugo, here.

419
00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:10,584
They went from being an usher to being an official.
And Calboni? Who was Enel's champion?

420
00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:16,125
That damned imbecile, by dint of losing
matches, 37 in a row...

421
00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:19,209
...became assistant to the Throne.

422
00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:23,417
And he can enter Catellani's office
even with red. Cursed!

423
00:49:30,583 --> 00:49:32,875
- Ugo? - Huh?
- Listen...

424
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:41,542
- ...but you couldn't lose...
Have you played any games too? - Never, look. Never!

425
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:45,375
 I'd rather go hungry,
eat bread and onion.

426
00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:50,292
Except I've never touched it
a pool cue in my life.

427
00:49:50,374 --> 00:49:53,292
- I have my dignity!
- You are right.

428
00:49:53,709 --> 00:49:58,417
And then, I wouldn't even dare
no longer look you in the face...

429
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,709
Further to the right, further to the right, lower.
Higher up. Up your ass! Up your ass!

430
00:50:05,792 --> 00:50:10,792
No, the cue must be down. Wait, a moment.
Excuse me a moment, I'll show you now.

431
00:50:10,917 --> 00:50:15,209
Look, she takes the cue and puts it on
in this position and then immediately...

432
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:18,209
Sharp shot! What happened?

433
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:23,709
Come on, don't do the comedy!
Down, lower that cue. Come on, come on. Further!

434
00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:29,250
Up your butt. No, too much!
Head up, still, erect but loose. Here, like this...

435
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:34,334
And now a little further, more
on the right. Straight, straight that back!

436
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:39,084
- Here, he has to beat.
- And now shoot. Come on, come on!

437
00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:43,459
What did she do?

438
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:48,917
- What is he hiding? - A tooth.
- A tooth? - An incisor.

439
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:54,334
- And what did he do with the skittles? - The skittles are...
I drank them. - Ah, he drank them!

440
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:58,584
Great, now he'll eat them.
So learn to drink them.

441
00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:02,584
- Because it's 03:30, I'm not eating
never out of meals. - Eat skittles.

442
00:51:02,666 --> 00:51:04,167
Do you mind if I only eat red?

443
00:51:04,249 --> 00:51:07,542
- Everyone! - It's about the diet.
- Everyone. - Everyone.

444
00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:14,375
You see, it would be enough for me to learn to lose,
not to win.

445
00:51:14,459 --> 00:51:18,417
With me you become champions or nothing.
Punishment!

446
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:24,917
- The backs. - But he already has the backs for me
done the other night. - The backs, I said!

447
00:51:33,374 --> 00:51:37,542
The lesson is over,
review the manual. See you tomorrow night.

448
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:41,792
- Couldn't I come around one?
- At 02:30. - All right.

449
00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:47,625
That billiards master, found by Fantozzi
upon indication of a night watchman...

450
00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:50,250
...he was indeed an incurable night owl.

451
00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:56,959
To justify those nocturnal outings of his, rather
than confessing the shameful truth to his wife

452
00:51:57,042 --> 00:52:03,292
Fantozzi had even preferred to simulate
an extramarital affair.

453
00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:11,584
To give a semblance of truth to
thing, he disseminated compromising evidence everywhere

454
00:52:23,167 --> 00:52:25,209
Until, one night...

455
00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:34,042
<i>Speak to me about love, Mariù.
Tell me that my love is you.</i>

456
00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:41,000
<i>Your beautiful eyes shine.
Tell me what an illusion it isn't...</i>

457
00:52:42,124 --> 00:52:46,959
- Are you cheating on me?
- Yes. It's life.

458
00:52:57,459 --> 00:53:00,959
Look, I separated the beds...

459
00:53:01,874 --> 00:53:03,917
<i>Speak to me about love...</i>

460
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:16,042
- Do you need anything? - No, no, thanks. This time they are
I was very careful. The other times instead I gave a...

461
00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:25,667
Bitch! Bitch! Old bitch!
Bitch! I'll show you, you know?

462
00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:28,209
Now I'll show you if...

463
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:35,292
I'm cleaning, I clean well. It's much better because...
Did you see how dirty it was? It was very dirty...

464
00:53:49,333 --> 00:53:53,834
When he said whore and old
bitch, you meant your wife, right?

465
00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:57,042
Yes, how did you guess?
I every day...

466
00:53:57,124 --> 00:54:00,625
Yes, it's true Mr. Director, every day,
upon entry and exit...

467
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:04,709
- ...he says to his wife:
old bitch and... - Whore!

468
00:54:06,499 --> 00:54:10,417
- Do you play cue?
- I? I do.

469
00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:13,459
Saturday night at my house.

470
00:54:14,374 --> 00:54:19,542
- Everyone! - He's a nice director!
- Nice director! A saint!

471
00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:22,834
- Yes, a wonderful person.
- You're a saint! - An apostle.

472
00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:25,417
- Long live our director.
- Hurray! - Hurray!

473
00:54:43,416 --> 00:54:45,459
Bye, Diego, bye.

474
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:53,417
- So, let's drink a glass of health
of the winner. - To her!

475
00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:57,375
Just drink! Now let's play.
"Puppets"! Where is the "Puppet"?

476
00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:02,667
- Phantoms? - Look for him!
- He's calling you. - "Puppets"!

477
00:55:04,209 --> 00:55:09,042
Oh! Here it is. What are you afraid of?
Come on! Come on!

478
00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,709
- Is he ready?
- I do. - Mommy?

479
00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:17,209
- Let's go.
- Let them pass. Make way, make way.

480
00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:38,709
- Courage, Ugo. You do it for me and for
Mariangela, see? - Yes, yes, don't worry, huh?

481
00:55:39,584 --> 00:55:44,084
- She's a beautiful mother.
- Thank you. - Yes, okay, yes and beautiful...

482
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:48,959
- Her? - Filini accountant Renzo,
claims office.

483
00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:53,042
- Accountant? - Yes.
- Score the points. Cues!

484
00:55:53,374 --> 00:55:57,167
- Oh thank you, very kind.
- So what? - I'm very happy.

485
00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:00,375
May the best win, that is, me!

486
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:08,792
- Please. - No, I, thank you... - You're welcome.
- It's because I don't like them... - You're welcome!

487
00:56:09,334 --> 00:56:11,834
If you insist I'll... eat this.

488
00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:15,875
But what does he do? Does he eat chalk?

489
00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:22,584
- Here.
- Wait a minute.

490
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:29,250
- This too?
- But what does he do?

491
00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:35,334
- Ah, here it is, the left...
- Don't be a fool, come here.

492
00:56:36,499 --> 00:56:38,792
And shoot, idiot!

493
00:56:42,584 --> 00:56:45,834
Look, the ball is the white one.

494
00:56:50,124 --> 00:56:54,292
- Here you are, sire, professor.
- He didn't touch her! Not even touched.

495
00:56:54,417 --> 00:56:57,792
- No, a little... - Did he touch her?
- No! - See?

496
00:56:57,874 --> 00:57:01,209
- Come on, come on. - It seems a bit...
- Pull, "coglionazzo", come on, pull...

497
00:57:05,124 --> 00:57:09,542
- Drank! One point for me.
- Yes, a point to the director!

498
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:14,792
- Well done director!
- Now I'll give you a little lesson, eh?

499
00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:17,500
Be careful, it's a masterstroke.

500
00:57:19,459 --> 00:57:25,417
- Go! - Well done director!
- How good. - Thank you, thank you.

501
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:30,084
Eight points, score.
Come on, put it on.

502
00:57:30,249 --> 00:57:35,667
And hurry! Come on, you "asshole"!
Come on, don't get distracted.

503
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,750
It'll be over soon.

504
00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:43,250
- Shoot. - Do I do a "backup"?
- But what "backup" is very easy.

505
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:48,667
He touches mine, scores points and goes to the ball...
And instead he drank them, the idiot!

506
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:51,792
- Do you want me to eat them?
- Do you want to eat even the little men?

507
00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:56,667
But what are you, a cannibal?
Come on "buffoon".

508
00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:02,417
Bravo! Bravo!

509
00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:09,792
Drank! We thank you
the "asshole". Mark, accountant, thank you.

510
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:12,000
Ah, let's see.

511
00:58:14,499 --> 00:58:17,542
Bravo! Excellent! Exceptional!

512
00:58:18,124 --> 00:58:20,167
Please.

513
00:58:22,959 --> 00:58:27,250
- Another drink!
- 24 for the director.

514
00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:30,959
- Eight to the company! Signs,
accountant. - Well done!

515
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,875
Eight points to the face
of the "asshole".

516
00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:40,209
Ah, this is ass, "asshole".

517
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:52,667
Eight!
This is class, "asshole", class!

518
00:58:59,584 --> 00:59:03,917
His is ass, mine is class,
my dear "asshole".

519
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,625
At the 38th "coglionazzo"
and at 49 to 2...

520
00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:11,959
...Fantozzi met again
his wife's gaze.

521
00:59:15,042 --> 00:59:17,084
Will you forgive me for a moment?

522
00:59:20,041 --> 00:59:22,084
I would like...

523
00:59:23,249 --> 00:59:26,250
I'd like to take a shot now.

524
00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:45,292
- Signs! Not 3 points, 11!
- Oh, sorry.

525
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,459
- "You idiot"!
- Here you are!

526
00:59:56,292 --> 01:00:02,500
Another 12. And now I'll "interrupt"
effect with central pin.

527
01:00:05,167 --> 01:00:07,459
5, she pulls up!

528
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,792
And she signs!

529
01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:16,042
Five-sided football and 11 points.

530
01:00:18,209 --> 01:00:20,250
Match Shot!

531
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:25,417
Triple royal "row".
returned with ball.

532
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:28,542
Silence.

533
01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:38,000
Accountant Fantozzi: 51.
Director Conte Catellani: 49.

534
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:48,834
I'll take the old one!

535
01:00:50,042 --> 01:00:53,667
But young man, what are you doing?
Put me down.

536
01:00:54,249 --> 01:00:56,875
Sorry, ma'am.

537
01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:04,792
Ready? Hello, Count Catellani?

538
01:01:04,874 --> 01:01:07,959
Listen carefully, these are the conditions
for the release of his mother.

539
01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:12,500
First: a thirteenth annuity
for my wife and daughter.

540
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:16,250
Second: a plane to take me to Libya.

541
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:21,417
But now! The most important thing is the plane
for Libya, because here his mother...

542
01:01:21,499 --> 01:01:27,000
- He's my man! - Leave me alone.
- I love him! He's my man, forgive me, Diego!

543
01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:33,209
- Your mom asks you.
- Wait a minute. - What is he doing?

544
01:01:33,292 --> 01:01:39,834
- What are you doing, leaving me alone?
- Here you are. - Don't "go" away, Ugo!

545
01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:43,375
- Don't "go away" - Wait for me here.
- "Open", Ugo. I love you!

546
01:01:43,459 --> 01:01:47,584
Open! I want you! I love you!

547
01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,792
Don't run away!

548
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:57,542
Three months later, Fantozzi in front of the image
of the beginning of a tragic physical decline...

549
01:01:57,625 --> 01:02:00,084
...decided to lose weight.

550
01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:03,834
After 90 years of a sedentary life,
his watchword was:

551
01:02:03,917 --> 01:02:09,292
Motorbike, motorbike, I should do some motorbike. Holy shit, look
how I have reduced myself, I no longer fit into clothes, I don't fit.

552
01:02:09,374 --> 01:02:14,834
- Yes, but with caution, Ugo, with prudence. At your age.
- No prudence, no age!

553
01:02:16,459 --> 01:02:20,709
- Pina! The Witch's Strike!
- Oh, goodness, Ughino.

554
01:02:21,249 --> 01:02:26,042
- I just finished telling you.
- I'm stuck. - Where does it hurt?

555
01:02:26,124 --> 01:02:32,625
- Your back. - Here? - Yes, you have!
- Ughino, you can't do sport anymore.

556
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:35,500
And then I like you like that too.

557
01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:39,792
Filini stared at the tennis court
for the stiffest Sunday of the year.

558
01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:42,750
From 6 to 7 am.

559
01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:45,292
All other hours, as and when
it was approaching noon

560
01:02:45,374 --> 01:02:49,209
they were already occupied by players
of an increasingly higher caste.

561
01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:54,292
Sensational directors, heirs, cardinals,
and the children of all these mighty men

562
01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:57,750
Over here! Accountant, I'm here!

563
01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:01,250
This way! "Come, come"!

564
01:03:02,083 --> 01:03:06,250
But what does he do? At times it banged.

565
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:13,542
Entering the Park Tennis changing rooms at that time
they found three players who had remained there since the night before.

566
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:16,209
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

567
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,917
"Go, go"

568
01:03:26,374 --> 01:03:29,459
- He's put himself in the fridge, right?
- No.

569
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:37,084
Filini's clothing: kilt
white trousers from a rich aunt of his.

570
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:41,084
Pure white Lacoste t-shirt, shoe
fat leather walking bag...

571
01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:46,875
...Scottish stocking and garters,
double liberty badminton racket.

572
01:03:47,667 --> 01:03:52,459
Fantozzi: "Giri" t-shirt
underarm pant open on the front...

573
01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:55,834
...and closed mercifully
with a safety pin.

574
01:03:55,917 --> 01:04:00,125
Large, elegant 1912 racket
green visor with the writing:

575
01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:02,584
Saint Vincent Municipal Casino.
- Here we are

576
01:04:02,667 --> 01:04:07,792
- Do you prefer to play over here, or...?
- Oh, "do" her.

577
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:12,417
- So, I'm over here.
- Please. - Because it's against the sun there.

578
01:04:25,584 --> 01:04:28,792
So, accountant, what do you do? "Beat"?

579
01:04:28,874 --> 01:04:33,167
- But, do you call me familiar?
- No, I was saying: "beat" her?

580
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,625
- Ah, subjunctive!
- Yes! - Wait.

581
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:44,584
- So what?
- Wait a minute!

582
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:49,792
- Ready?
- Ready!

583
01:04:49,874 --> 01:04:51,917
SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS

584
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:58,500
- 15-O.
- But how about 15-0? Accountant, I'm here. Here!

585
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:03,125
- Ah, because I thought she was...
- Uh huh!

586
01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:05,250
- Ready?
- Ready!

587
01:05:09,999 --> 01:05:11,792
"Beat"?

588
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:15,167
For a good joke:
bend your knees well...

589
01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:19,042
...left foot forward,
hammer grip...

590
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:22,709
...rotation of the torso
and with violence...

591
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:41,209
What do you do, accountant,
does he give up? Are you retiring? Well!

592
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:49,709
While we're at it, let's also give the lines a shot.

593
01:05:58,334 --> 01:06:02,709
Fantozzi abandoned the idea of sport,
but not the decision to lose weight.

594
01:06:04,874 --> 01:06:08,417
Sacrificing part of the summer holidays

595
01:06:08,499 --> 01:06:12,750
one Friday morning he admitted himself to the "Le Magnolie" clinic
specialized in slimming treatments

596
01:06:12,834 --> 01:06:15,542
You came for the fee, right?

597
01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:19,167
Huh? No, actually I came
for slimming care.

598
01:06:19,249 --> 01:06:25,209
Perfect! I'll tell you our conditions right away
of payment. Everything right away!

599
01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:30,459
It's the rule, it's a very valid psychological incentive
so that the patient is committed to treatment.

600
01:06:30,542 --> 01:06:35,875
- Yes but I don't have much liquid, I thought...
- Well, it seems to me that there is some money here.

601
01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:42,459
50,000 lire: of which, let's say, 10 lire is a tip
to the young lady, I'll take 40,000.

602
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:47,375
For the rest you now sign a little note for me,
and the holy cards remain with her.

603
01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:49,959
Thank you very much.

604
01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:17,084
Excuse me. Excuse me?

605
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:21,750
Since I haven't had breakfast yet, I
Can you kindly say what the food consists of?

606
01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:26,667
Nothing! I fasted for the first 10 days
absolute. Neither eat nor drink.

607
01:07:28,666 --> 01:07:32,792
But, sorry, but then what is the bucket for?

608
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:48,250
But this is risotto with mushrooms!

609
01:07:57,749 --> 01:08:02,125
But this is really risotto with mushrooms!
Where's the mushroom risotto?

610
01:08:02,209 --> 01:08:05,084
There isn't. There is only the smell.

611
01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:10,250
They send it to him on purpose through that nozzle
of air that is under the cot, to torture us.

612
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:14,792
Tonight I have braised meat with onions,
which I liked so much

613
01:08:14,874 --> 01:08:19,334
Plug the vent with your jacket
if you don't want to go crazy.

614
01:08:24,374 --> 01:08:26,584
No! I have to resist!

615
01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:32,542
Fantozzi thus discovered that the real profits
of the director of the clinic

616
01:08:32,624 --> 01:08:37,250
they came from very greedy night trades.

617
01:08:46,584 --> 01:08:51,667
Tagliatelle alla boscaiola.
Straw and hay with 4 cheeses.

618
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:54,792
Rigatoni to the beautiful Bologna.

619
01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:57,417
Cash, please.

620
01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:03,084
- Do you like it?
- How much is a serving?

621
01:09:03,167 --> 01:09:06,584
- 28,000 lire.
- Straw and hay?

622
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:12,917
- I have the last 30,000 lire,
I don't want the rest. - Bucatini?

623
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,667
Here are the bucatini.

624
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:22,584
- I am hungry! I am hungry!
- Quick, quick, for goodness' sake, quick!

625
01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:26,625
- Her?
- Lasagna.

626
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:33,209
- How much is he? - I have 10,000 lire.
- But put some cheese in it, please! Bring some more!

627
01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,750
"Your damn things."

628
01:09:41,374 --> 01:09:47,334
- Here it is, served, sir.
- NO!

629
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:52,834
28,000 lire! Thieves!
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME, EVER!

630
01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:59,417
They had it after 2 days and 2 nights
of heroic resistance.

631
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:05,584
Spinach ravioli
with double butter.

632
01:10:05,667 --> 01:10:09,084
- What is it tonight?
- Pappardelle with hare sauce.

633
01:10:09,166 --> 01:10:13,292
- Give me two portions.
- Yes. 56.OOO.

634
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:18,500
- I no longer have cash, what do I do? - We have bills
already filled out. - My god, here!

635
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:25,834
Here you are!

636
01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:49,375
Fantozzi, in the following nights
he signed 280,000 lire of bills of exchange.

637
01:10:49,459 --> 01:10:52,000
Then, he lost track of everything.

638
01:11:21,499 --> 01:11:27,334
CAUGHT! HE ATE!
CAUGHT IN THE DEAL! TAKE HIM AWAY!

639
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:29,459
IN CONTROL!

640
01:11:29,541 --> 01:11:34,167
Patient weight check n. 28.

641
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:39,792
That night Fantozzi signed
two giant bills.

642
01:11:39,874 --> 01:11:46,042
And he paid for the most expensive specialty of the house:
Spaghetti Montecristo.

643
01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:33,625
- I can't talk.
- A classy man never speaks.

644
01:12:35,709 --> 01:12:39,584
Et voilà, with my "compact" model,
without diets or sacrifices...

645
01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:42,500
...she is 20 kilos and 20 years younger.

646
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:55,709
Miss Silvani?
You owe me an old debt.

647
01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:59,459
He knows they inaugurated
a new Japanese restaurant?

648
01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:04,625
All right, Fantozzi
I gladly accept.

649
01:13:04,709 --> 01:13:08,084
But how did he lose weight, what did he do?
It looks like someone else.

650
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:11,125
- Turn me around, please?
- Yes.

651
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:17,375
- You know they invited me to dinner with some managers
Germans? - You look like a manager too.

652
01:13:19,084 --> 01:13:21,125
Pelvis.

653
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:28,792
- I can't, I can't do it.
- It's okay. HI. Come back soon.

654
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:30,917
HI.

655
01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:32,625
- Sayonara. - Sayonara. How beautiful she is,
How beautiful you look dressed like this, Miss Silvani

656
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:37,417
- Well, I also find her very elegant.
Let me introduce you to Pier Ugo. - Very happy, Pier Ugo

657
01:14:38,124 --> 01:14:41,792
- My beloved little dog. Me without
I can't live with him. - Eh, I understand.

658
01:14:41,874 --> 01:14:46,917
- He doesn't have dinner without me. That's why I had to bring it
Give the accountant the paw. - Nice to meet you, Fantozzi

659
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:51,667
- And then he's Pekingese, with i
Japanese... we are there. - Let's go, miss

660
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,792
I've been booking for three months.

661
01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:01,459
- Handsome.
- Wait.

662
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:10,834
You see, "pirulino", all these
gentlemen who eat "baby food"?

663
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:23,375
- You'll take care of feeding this one something
"little" dog? - Yes, certainly.

664
01:15:23,833 --> 01:15:27,209
The rules of Japanese restaurants
they are terrible.

665
01:15:27,292 --> 01:15:30,917
The first is that the staff speaks exclusively
strict Japanese.

666
01:15:30,999 --> 01:15:38,875
Good morning. This dog... dog... eats.
He's hungry! "Ah"! Hunger.

667
01:15:38,959 --> 01:15:42,792
Cook, eat. You, cook.

668
01:15:43,042 --> 01:15:47,292
Comprehends?

669
01:15:49,708 --> 01:15:56,959
- Miss Silvani? - Huh?
- Look, then Pier Ugo is settled. - Ah, thank you.

670
01:15:57,041 --> 01:16:02,084
He's over there in the kitchen eating. Then, listen, you have to
bow, here are the rules.

671
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:05,625
- Please bow, I wouldn't want...
- I'll go.

672
01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:11,042
Sorry, I had to do it, I'm the man...

673
01:16:13,541 --> 01:16:17,375
Do you like it here, miss?
It's cute, isn't it?

674
01:16:17,459 --> 01:16:23,000
- A little uncomfortable, on your knees.
- No, no, I, I... I'm fine.

675
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:25,625
- Miss Silvani. - Yes?
- I would like...

676
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:29,875
- In short, I would like to tell you the most important thing
of my life. - Say.

677
01:16:29,959 --> 01:16:33,250
- Well, did you see the goldfish?
- Yes, then? - They're mullets.

678
01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:36,334
But what happens?

679
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:39,917
And well, it's been happening for seven years
since the Personnel Office...

680
01:16:39,999 --> 01:16:42,042
Sake.

681
01:16:42,833 --> 01:16:48,000
- Things? - It's sake, the famous Japanese rice wine.
- Ah, good.

682
01:16:49,249 --> 01:16:51,959
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

683
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:58,584
- But what is it? Cast lead?
- But no, Miss Silvani, it should be drunk very hot.

684
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:04,292
- But then you drink it. - You see, the secret
is to throw it down in one go.

685
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:07,125
And then it doesn't matter! Nothing. Nothing...

686
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,875
- Air!
- Can you light me up, Accountant?

687
01:17:14,959 --> 01:17:17,292
Wait...

688
01:17:21,624 --> 01:17:25,000
You see, nothing, if you gulp, nothing... fresh water.

689
01:17:25,874 --> 01:17:29,875
You see Miss Silvani, I'm 7 years old
I'm trying to make you understand that I...

690
01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:32,000
Oh, good!

691
01:17:38,999 --> 01:17:42,750
As? Yes!

692
01:17:43,374 --> 01:17:48,250
- What did he say? - That is, he practically says
who... well, who... said:

693
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:51,834
- Enjoy your meal. - How cultured he is!
- Oh I know, but it's...

694
01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:54,917
But why do they do this?

695
01:17:55,999 --> 01:18:00,042
- How? - But, I say, Why do they throw the plates?
- Here, you say?

696
01:18:00,124 --> 01:18:04,250
Ah, yes, it's a typically Japanese custom.
Oh, yes, like the Russians, right?

697
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:08,084
He knows that the Russians throw glasses,
here they throw the plates instead.

698
01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:11,292
Please do it too.

699
01:18:11,374 --> 01:18:14,917
I'm afraid I'm not capable well,
I don't like screaming.

700
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,625
Just once, for me.

701
01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:21,625
- I do.
- Well.

702
01:18:22,584 --> 01:18:27,750
How good, she succeeded in the scream
really good, accountant, you know?

703
01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:32,834
- Accountant, what do you do? - I'm checking the
mullet water temperature.

704
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:38,500
Anyway, miss, I am
I've been trying to tell you for 7 years...

705
01:18:47,999 --> 01:18:50,667
Does he live?

706
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:54,667
- What did he say? - Ah, I said he makes them Livornese style

707
01:18:54,750 --> 01:18:57,459
- Eh, you know, with a little garlic, in a casserole...
- Eh...

708
01:19:04,209 --> 01:19:06,584
He made them in pieces.

709
01:19:11,209 --> 01:19:15,792
- Thank you. - But how, raw?
- No, on the grill.

710
01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:18,750
Raw, he does it raw.

711
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:26,334
Eat, eat! Eat, for goodness' sake!
Don't protest, actually smile!

712
01:19:27,209 --> 01:19:30,500
But not with your hands, crazy people!
With chopsticks!

713
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:34,750
Did he understand? With chopsticks.

714
01:19:43,374 --> 01:19:46,084
Excuse me.

715
01:20:15,583 --> 01:20:17,625
Good!

716
01:20:22,499 --> 01:20:26,750
Accountant Fantozzi, you have me
deceived, she is fatter than before.

717
01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:30,584
But no, miss, it's this Japanese food that
makes you fat...

718
01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:33,209
Are you familiar with Buddha?

719
01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:40,334
"Ghiri ghee."

720
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:44,417
Okay, okay, gobble up this rubbish too,
but soon...

721
01:20:44,499 --> 01:20:47,625
...because I've had enough of her
and about this place!

722
01:20:49,209 --> 01:20:51,417
What is this?

723
01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:59,750
- Oh! - Finally a little
roast, it was time.

724
01:21:04,583 --> 01:21:11,917
- Pier Ugo! - But don't...
- You are a murderer, murderer of Pekingese!

725
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:16,209
There was an error! They don't have me
got it! I'm not a murderer!

726
01:21:16,292 --> 01:21:21,459
It's not my fault, I promise.
I had nothing to do with it, I didn't want it, it's a misunderstanding.

727
01:21:21,834 --> 01:21:26,250
Have mercy, believe me. Please, it's a
misunderstanding of Japanese cuisine. I didn't want...

728
01:21:26,374 --> 01:21:31,250
And then I do "harakiri" with them
chopsticks, give me a hand, please

729
01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:35,250
- It's under the table.
- Excuse me.

730
01:21:35,666 --> 01:21:40,542
And then I commit suicide in the tub
some raw mullets!

731
01:21:48,249 --> 01:21:54,750
Faithful disciples, disciples, hey you, "Caiaphas".
Great priest, give me some loaves!

732
01:21:54,917 --> 01:22:00,500
No, no, no bread here, woe to those who ask for bread,
just rice. Bread is forbidden!

733
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:05,000
Then, exceptionally from the lake
of Tiberias, I will make you...

734
01:22:05,084 --> 01:22:09,375
...the multiplication of...

735
01:22:09,999 --> 01:22:12,042
...gods...

736
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:17,709
Some fish and rice... plain.

737
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:25,875
Silvani's pardon was costly
to Fantozzi a very high price.

738
01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:31,792
A whole litter of pure Pekingese,
flown in specially from Hong Kong.

739
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:34,834
I feel all thrilled.

740
01:22:35,334 --> 01:22:39,917
Ah, what a fine air. It's not too windy
back there, Fantozzi?

741
01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:45,334
- No, thanks, I'm fine - You'll regret having
wanted to bring the third wheel.

742
01:22:45,416 --> 01:22:51,209
Oh, it's very convenient for me, he won't think I would come from
alone with a casanova like her to spend a weekend in Courmayeur?

743
01:22:51,292 --> 01:22:55,917
- Excuse me, will the hotel be heated?
- But which hotel?! I know everyone here.

744
01:22:55,999 --> 01:22:58,959
They will compete to invite us.

745
01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,167
Calboni was telling lies
so monstrous...

746
01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:05,709
...that at an altitude of 1600 Fantozzi was caught
from competitive hallucinations.

747
01:23:05,792 --> 01:23:08,959
- I was "blue" at skiing.
- Huh?

748
01:23:09,042 --> 01:23:12,167
I was in the national ski team.

749
01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:15,417
- And he says it like that? But, have you heard, Calboni? How good.
- Yes, we'll see

750
01:23:15,499 --> 01:23:22,167
- He'll prove it to us.
- Actually, I haven't skied for 10 years. - How?

751
01:23:22,334 --> 01:23:27,292
- I said it will be 20 years
that I don't ski. - You speak loudly, it's hard to understand!

752
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:33,417
I'm saying it will be 30, 35 years
I don't see a pair of skis!

753
01:23:41,458 --> 01:23:46,584
Bye, Claudio, bye!
Oh, Countess, how are you?

754
01:23:48,250 --> 01:23:54,667
Hello old man, talk to you!
Health! Health! Hey, "slug"!

755
01:23:57,667 --> 01:24:03,417
- But he really knows everyone, this Calboni.
- And I believe it, I'm not a "ball catcher" like him.

756
01:24:07,874 --> 01:24:09,917
Here we are.

757
01:24:11,417 --> 01:24:14,875
- Shall we stop here?
- Sure, let's have a nice drink.

758
01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:19,000
Everyone's here at this time, see?
"Combination" time.

759
01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:24,292
- Andrea, my two usual ones.
- Which usual ones?

760
01:24:25,249 --> 01:24:30,209
The same old ones, the same old ones, right? Is she here too?
When did it arrive?

761
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:34,584
Welcome, ma'am, how are you?
Hello, Diana. Hello, dearest.

762
01:24:34,749 --> 01:24:38,834
- What people. - Shall we go there?
- But who is that?

763
01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:43,959
- Look at that.
- But where did they find it?

764
01:24:44,584 --> 01:24:49,792
- But where does it come from?
- It must have fallen in the snow.

765
01:24:50,374 --> 01:24:54,667
- What's that peak up there?
- Which? - That one up there.

766
01:24:54,749 --> 01:24:58,917
- And that's the wisdom tooth.
- Ah, I didn't recognize him.

767
01:24:58,999 --> 01:25:03,625
So I'll wait for you tonight for the polenta,
Please note, there is polenta

768
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:10,042
- Ah, but what did you do? And what is it, hibernated?
- Yes. But I'm already moving my arm.

769
01:25:10,124 --> 01:25:13,709
- But, do we two know each other?
- No, I'm the one who knows her.

770
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:18,459
- She is Countess Serbelloni Mazzanti Vien
From the Sea. - So you see that we know each other?

771
01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:22,125
She was the daughter of one of the
main shareholders of the company.

772
01:25:22,209 --> 01:25:25,834
And he had had the honor
to take them back urgently to the station...

773
01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:29,042
...the yellow book entitled:
"Apricot with Curare".

774
01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:35,584
Young man, run, young man, I'm here! And Corra!
Move those legs, for God's sake, move!

775
01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:43,000
- Come on, at least tell me your name
of the murderer! - Of the murderer? Wait.

776
01:25:45,042 --> 01:25:52,959
- It's Vilan Chesserton Junior.
- How? - Vilan Chesserton Junior!

777
01:25:53,874 --> 01:25:58,125
- But who are you, excuse me?
- Fantozzi, the yellow book.

778
01:25:58,249 --> 01:26:04,125
- Ah, of course. Fantozzi, editions
Fantozzi. How are you, dear? - Well, I...

779
01:26:04,208 --> 01:26:08,292
Calboni, may I introduce you
Countess Serbelloni Mazzanti?

780
01:26:08,374 --> 01:26:12,334
Madam Contessa, very pleased indeed.
But we have already met, if I'm not mistaken...

781
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,084
- Mauritius, Seychelles...
- But yes, maybe.

782
01:26:15,167 --> 01:26:17,709
Madam Countess, you are not offended, right
Let me introduce you to the accountant Fantozzi. A good boy...

783
01:26:19,999 --> 01:26:23,500
Anyway, listen, this evening I'll make some polenta
Filippo I'm waiting for you all.

784
01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:28,125
- Without a doubt, we will be very punctual, dear Countess, with
mucho gusto - Thank you, dear.

785
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:31,500
- Fantozzi, I'll bring you too, you know.
- Thank you.

786
01:26:32,209 --> 01:26:36,875
- Maybe later. - Alfonsina,
you are wonderful. - Hello, Gigio.

787
01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:38,792
Elena, how are you?

788
01:26:38,874 --> 01:26:42,500
- Oh, hello! - Madam Countess.
- How is it going? - Fine thanks.

789
01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:48,375
- Dear, my best friend, Countess Serbelloni
Mazzanti Comes From the Sea - Accountant Silvani.

790
01:26:48,459 --> 01:26:51,500
- That's Fantozzi, who you know.
- Ah, very happy, Countess...

791
01:26:51,584 --> 01:26:54,250
After that
crazy diamond...

792
01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:59,209
..the Countess Serbelloni made him
meet some friends.

793
01:26:59,292 --> 01:27:03,542
Mrs. Bolla, the spouses
Bertani, Countess Ruffino...

794
01:27:03,624 --> 01:27:08,167
...donna Folonari, the baron
Ricasoli, the Marquis Antinori...

795
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:10,834
...and the Morettis, those of beer.

796
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:15,292
Halfway through the round of presentations
Fantozzi was already completely drunk.

797
01:27:15,374 --> 01:27:18,459
- The engineer Riccadonna.
- Greetings! - Fantozzi.

798
01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:24,250
- Martini and Rossi.
- Phantoms!

799
01:27:24,541 --> 01:27:31,417
- The young Campari and his girlfriend.
- Fantozzi. - HI. - Zampozzi.

800
01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:36,125
- Who is the daughter of Sambuca Molinari.
- Ah, Sambuca...

801
01:27:36,208 --> 01:27:41,042
- Do you drink something? An aperitif, a whisky?
- No, thanks, I don't want to mix it up.

802
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:43,625
- Maybe a beer... I'm coming, I'm coming!
- A little beer, little one...

803
01:27:44,166 --> 01:27:47,625
I'm coming! - Here's the beer
- A little beer...

804
01:28:25,874 --> 01:28:28,667
Excuse me, one moment, I... I'm going out for a moment, excuse me.

805
01:29:21,625 --> 01:29:25,709
Guys, there's polenta!
Come on, everyone attack!

806
01:29:25,834 --> 01:29:29,875
- Come on, ready for the polenta!
- Phantoms? - Phantoms?

807
01:29:29,959 --> 01:29:34,459
- Do you want a fork? - No, thanks
on a diet. - She won't eat unless I feed her.

808
01:29:34,542 --> 01:29:37,209
But it's mandatory, come on, come on

809
01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:40,209
Of course there are sausages!

810
01:29:44,124 --> 01:29:48,417
- But what is... but what...?
- Fantozzi. - But it's incredible.

811
01:29:49,249 --> 01:29:56,334
- What stuff! - No... I did it... like this,
to make a joke!

812
01:30:00,749 --> 01:30:04,875
- He's too funny. - And it is also
a great ski champion!

813
01:30:05,041 --> 01:30:08,500
- Really? - It was "blue"! - But are you going?
- In the national team! - Of the old guard

814
01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:14,167
Well, then tomorrow morning everyone at the "giant"
with the champion!

815
01:30:14,249 --> 01:30:17,292
No, no... I already ate it, thanks.

816
01:30:17,499 --> 01:30:21,959
To sleep they rented a horrible dump in the
cellars of the post office building.

817
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:25,750
Silvani settled down
in the kitchen-toilet area.

818
01:30:25,833 --> 01:30:29,917
Fantozzi shared with Calboni
a tragic double bed.

819
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,167
Track! Track!

820
01:30:47,499 --> 01:30:50,917
Here's our sample!

821
01:30:51,874 --> 01:30:54,125
Hey!

822
01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:58,500
- How did it come together?
- But shut up, it's beautiful, crazy kitsch!

823
01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:03,625
- So, can we make it to this match, champion?
- Come on, there's fabulous snow.

824
01:31:04,374 --> 01:31:07,959
- All ice on the track, come on, come on!
- I would come on foot.

825
01:31:08,042 --> 01:31:10,584
But is he crazy? It's 6 kilometers.

826
01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:19,667
See you at the Olympics!

827
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:49,042
- Shall we go live?
- Yes, but there's that wall there that's scary, eh!

828
01:31:49,374 --> 01:31:54,459
- Charming, what advantage do you give us?
- Well, yes, I prefer that they "go" ahead first

829
01:31:54,541 --> 01:31:59,917
- Ah well, but count to at least 5, right?
- Agree. - Come on, come on, us!

830
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:04,750
One, two, three, four, five...

831
01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:12,875
- Come Fantozzi!
- Via Fantozzi, you can come down now!

832
01:32:13,459 --> 01:32:17,084
I'm coming now, I'm finishing the... counting!

833
01:32:17,541 --> 01:32:20,625
...97, 98, 99, 100...

834
01:32:23,624 --> 01:32:29,292
...103,104,105,106,107,108,109... 110!
Ah!

835
01:32:34,459 --> 01:32:36,500
GO, DOG!

836
01:32:59,459 --> 01:33:01,500
Ohhh!

837
01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:04,417
Track!

838
01:33:06,041 --> 01:33:08,292
- Come on, "little boy"!
- Accountant!

839
01:33:23,584 --> 01:33:25,625
Careful!

840
01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:28,584
Attention!

841
01:33:28,958 --> 01:33:31,000
GO!

842
01:33:38,541 --> 01:33:40,917
Careful! Excuse me!

843
01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:58,584
- Here you are!
- Help! - Attention!

844
01:33:59,249 --> 01:34:02,250
- Hands off!
- Let's roll in the mud!

845
01:34:13,459 --> 01:34:17,417
The seniors reached the finish line
all with minimal gaps.

846
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:21,584
No trace or news of Fantozzi.
Then, stuff started arriving in this order:

847
01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:26,417
After an hour and twenty,
a ski with built-in boot.

848
01:34:28,084 --> 01:34:34,084
After exactly one hour and seventy minutes, racket
and barrel of St. Bernard dog type cordial

849
01:34:39,124 --> 01:34:45,209
Then, a lock of hair,
two molars and the index finger of the left hand.

850
01:34:45,291 --> 01:34:49,125
And finally, in silence
horrible, late at night...

851
01:34:49,208 --> 01:34:52,000
...Lion skin puppets.

852
01:34:52,084 --> 01:34:56,750
He thought he was the commander
Noble in the hell of the North Pole.

853
01:34:56,833 --> 01:35:03,625
Titina? Sorry, someone by chance
did you see my dog Titina, huh?

854
01:35:03,709 --> 01:35:07,792
She, "marconessa" Zappi, saw mine
dog, please?

855
01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:13,334
- She remained in the red tent, General
- Don't do that, Fantozzi.

856
01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:19,709
- Come on, like a good boy, have a drink
- Thanks Titina. I'm completely out of practice

857
01:35:24,084 --> 01:35:29,417
When he regained consciousness, yes
found himself in the kitchen-toilet area

858
01:35:32,375 --> 01:35:34,417
Take it slow.

859
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:39,500
Come on, you're making me fall.

860
01:35:46,042 --> 01:35:49,917
- Dear.
- My love.

861
01:35:58,459 --> 01:36:03,292
Fantozzi, as a first reaction
to that sensational disappointment in love

862
01:36:03,374 --> 01:36:07,917
he asked and was granted permission to do so
transfer to another office.

863
01:36:11,084 --> 01:36:14,042
- J 7.
- Water.

864
01:36:18,292 --> 01:36:21,792
Accountant! Fantozzi?

865
01:36:30,125 --> 01:36:33,750
Fate wanted them to wear it
in the room of a certain Folagra.

866
01:36:33,834 --> 01:36:37,584
The black sheep.
Indeed, the "red" sheep of the company.

867
01:36:37,833 --> 01:36:41,459
He was a young intellectual
far left

868
01:36:41,542 --> 01:36:46,084
That everyone, Fantozzi included,
they had always dodged

869
01:36:46,166 --> 01:36:50,834
for fear of being compromised
in the eyes of the ferocious masters.

870
01:37:13,374 --> 01:37:17,917
It was precisely through contact
with this Folagra

871
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:22,334
that Fantozzi, having failed in love, found one
new reason for living: politics.

872
01:37:23,416 --> 01:37:26,500
...and counterrevolution,
I don't know if I was clear.

873
01:37:27,666 --> 01:37:33,750
...group formation
spontaneous, I don't know if I can explain myself, pig Judas!

874
01:37:33,833 --> 01:37:39,959
In an urban collective we must
think of congestion...

875
01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:47,521
...that is proliferating in a sober sense, oh! Committees of
neighborhood with precise training on which we must...

876
01:37:47,708 --> 01:37:52,292
So what should we do?
It is upstream that we must destroy.

877
01:37:52,375 --> 01:37:54,417
Oh, do you understand? Or not?

878
01:37:56,584 --> 01:38:01,875
- What are you doing? - I brought you the calf - No, no, no, there
I'll eat later, leave. - But, it's the fried cutlet that...

879
01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:06,542
I'll just take the milk, now, go to bed,
go to sleep, huh? I have to study here

880
01:38:06,625 --> 01:38:08,792
But after three months of cursed reading

881
01:38:08,875 --> 01:38:13,959
Fantozzi saw the truth,
and got slightly upset, or rather...

882
01:38:14,042 --> 01:38:18,459
he got pissed off like a beast.
But then they always 'fucked me'!

883
01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:23,000
- Who always took you for...?
- But them! The patronage, the multinationals!

884
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:28,292
For twenty years they let me believe that I
they made people work just because they are good.

885
01:38:28,374 --> 01:38:32,667
- Please, Ugo.
- Other than being servile and grateful!

886
01:38:33,959 --> 01:38:38,584
Until one morning he showed up at the office
with hair down to the mid-neck

887
01:38:38,749 --> 01:38:40,792
and a mysterious package.

888
01:38:54,166 --> 01:38:57,750
Cowards! You're all mad at me, you're mad!

889
01:39:02,666 --> 01:39:05,625
But what have I done to you?
TWENTY YEARS OF MY LIFE!

890
01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:08,542
NOW I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL MAKE YOU!

891
01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:18,125
Come down, come!

892
01:39:27,042 --> 01:39:29,375
It was you, right, Fantozzi?

893
01:39:31,749 --> 01:39:33,792
Come.

894
01:39:34,084 --> 01:39:38,292
It was the Mega Galactic Director himself.

895
01:39:39,124 --> 01:39:44,792
He who no employee in the world
he had never only been able to see.

896
01:39:44,917 --> 01:39:49,334
In fact, there were rumors that it didn't even exist

897
01:39:49,583 --> 01:39:54,125
That it wasn't a man,
but only an abstract entity.

898
01:40:03,749 --> 01:40:09,125
Around the 19th floor
he had a punitive hallucination.

899
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:15,375
Crucifix in the canteen.

900
01:41:18,124 --> 01:41:24,792
But, sorry... this...
is it his room?

901
01:41:24,875 --> 01:41:28,542
- Certain.
- Okay, but what about the 100 ficus plants?

902
01:41:28,625 --> 01:41:31,000
And the human skin armchairs?

903
01:41:31,084 --> 01:41:35,542
And the large aquarium in which they swim
of the employees selected?

904
01:41:35,624 --> 01:41:41,084
Voices, dear Fantozzi, masses
around by subversive propaganda.

905
01:41:42,958 --> 01:41:49,834
- Please, have a seat.
- Yes but... where... where are we going?

906
01:41:49,917 --> 01:41:55,667
- Sit down here.
- But... here? In his place? - Certain.

907
01:41:55,750 --> 01:41:59,834
A sip of water? A crust of bread?

908
01:41:59,917 --> 01:42:05,167
- But, excuse me, Conte... I... eat with you?
- Of course.

909
01:42:05,250 --> 01:42:08,750
- What's the difference between me and her?
- But be patient.

910
01:42:08,833 --> 01:42:10,917
But what's the difference?

911
01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:14,667
You won't tell me, Mr. Duke,
that we are the same, you and I?

912
01:42:14,750 --> 01:42:18,959
You are... the masters, the exploiters.
We, on the other hand, are the slaves, the starving ones!

913
01:42:19,042 --> 01:42:24,667
Oh, but dear Fantozzi, it's just a question
to understand... about terminology.

914
01:42:24,749 --> 01:42:28,292
She says masters,
and I... employers.

915
01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:32,584
You say exploiters,
and I say: wealthy.

916
01:42:32,667 --> 01:42:36,167
She says starving,
and I: lower class.

917
01:42:36,249 --> 01:42:40,750
- But for the rest I think exactly like you.
- How?

918
01:42:40,834 --> 01:42:43,209
I, like you, am an enlightened man.

919
01:42:44,000 --> 01:42:48,125
And I am convinced that in this world
there are many injustices to be remedied.

920
01:42:48,209 --> 01:42:54,792
I think exactly like her, and like ours
dear Folagra employee.

921
01:42:55,209 --> 01:42:59,459
But, excuse me, Sire, but...

922
01:42:59,584 --> 01:43:04,084
She won't tell me who she is,
excuse the term, you know? Communist?

923
01:43:09,875 --> 01:43:14,334
Well, really communist... no.

924
01:43:14,416 --> 01:43:18,750
You see, I'm a middle-of-the-road liberal.

925
01:43:20,459 --> 01:43:23,084
But about it
to all these claims...

926
01:43:23,166 --> 01:43:27,792
...and all the injustices that exist,
What would you recommend doing, Your Majesty?

927
01:43:28,584 --> 01:43:32,584
Well, we should...

928
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:38,250
...that for every new problem,
all men of good will...

929
01:43:38,333 --> 01:43:42,959
...like me and like you, dear Fantozzi,
they began...

930
01:43:43,042 --> 01:43:46,000
- Please have a seat.
- Here, can I?

931
01:43:46,083 --> 01:43:51,375
They began to meet without violence
in a series of civil and democratic meetings.

932
01:43:51,459 --> 01:43:54,542
Until we all agree.

933
01:43:55,124 --> 01:44:00,459
But, excuse me, Your Holiness, but in this way
it will take at least... a thousand years.

934
01:44:00,541 --> 01:44:03,750
I can wait... me!

935
01:44:05,292 --> 01:44:07,334
Thank you.

936
01:44:07,916 --> 01:44:13,917
So then, she would miss it
only the armchair made of human skin.

937
01:44:17,999 --> 01:44:20,042
There is?!

938
01:44:24,458 --> 01:44:28,334
- Human skin. - Exact! - The accountant
Accounting fools!

939
01:44:28,416 --> 01:44:30,459
I recognize it!

940
01:44:31,916 --> 01:44:37,084
How beautiful. But, the aquarium
He doesn't have any employees, eh?

941
01:44:42,166 --> 01:44:48,042
Exists! The aquarium!
How wonderful.

942
01:44:48,834 --> 01:44:55,542
What a show! Oh, here's the lady
Peissi. And the mechanic Molli!

943
01:44:57,250 --> 01:45:01,709
And the usher Tritti, chosen by lot.
And the accountant Bulzoni, look...

944
01:45:04,292 --> 01:45:10,584
I see, Your Holiness, that...
she's missing her mullet.

945
01:45:11,834 --> 01:45:14,292
Can I have the honor?

946
01:45:15,125 --> 01:45:19,792
Okay, I'll give it to him.

947
01:45:22,042 --> 01:45:28,334
- Thank you. - But please,
always be respectful and faithful.

948
01:45:28,417 --> 01:45:30,459
Yes, almighty.

949
01:45:57,709 --> 01:46:01,000
Fantozzi accountant Ugo,
serial number 1001/bis.

950
01:46:02,249 --> 01:46:04,959
Of the Claims Office.

951
01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:09,625
- <i>You "come" here!</i>
- Yes, mega director.

952
01:46:09,708 --> 01:46:13,084
<i>No, "go" there. And "move".</i>

953
01:46:15,084 --> 01:46:17,667
Ah, they put up the glass wall!

954
01:46:17,749 --> 01:46:25,959
<i>Alarm clock and coffee, beard and bidet,
I'll soon miss the tram.</i>

955
01:46:27,499 --> 01:46:32,542
<i>If I don't clock in...</i>

956
01:46:32,624 --> 01:46:35,209
FOOLISH!

957
01:46:35,292 --> 01:46:37,834
NO! CRUCIFIED IN THE CANTEEN ROOM, NO!

958
01:46:37,916 --> 01:46:41,959
I AM ASHAMED!
BUT WHAT A PUBLIC HUMILIATION!

959
01:46:42,041 --> 01:46:45,750
AND THEN MY "FINGERS" GET INTERTWINED!

960
01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:10,209
<i>At 1300, fridge and buffet,
the "electro" of milkshakes.</i>

961
01:47:12,333 --> 01:47:17,500
<i>Plus the carpet,
then the caravan...

962
01:47:17,584 --> 01:47:21,959
- The miss!
- 16 kilos and 700 of bills.

963
01:47:22,917 --> 01:47:31,375
<i>Yes, director, count,
engineer, Sire, His Holiness.</i>

964
01:47:31,459 --> 01:47:33,625
On your knees!

965
01:47:33,709 --> 01:47:40,625
<i>Do with me,
whatever he wants... Ouch...</i>

966
01:47:41,667 --> 01:47:44,959
Gift subscription
to the Galactic Mega President.

967
01:47:45,042 --> 01:47:50,167
But what do we do with him this year?
A beautiful armchair made of human skin.

968
01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:55,000
Nice, nice idea,
but not always mine.

969
01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:58,625
But why always mine?