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Previously on WandaVision...

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Dr. Harley, where's my mom?

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Maria died three years ago.

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Two years after you disappeared.

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Captain Monica Rambeau.

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Director Tyler Hayward.

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The program hasn't been the same
since you've been up there, Rambeau.

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The FBI is in a tizzy up in Jersey...

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This isn't a missing person's case,
Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town.

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Some sort of energy field.

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My equipment registered
an extremely high level of CMBR.

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Entwined was a broadcast frequency.

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Voila, sound and picture.

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You are trespassing here.

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And I want you to leave.

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Where's Geraldine?

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She's gone. She didn't belong here.

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It's all Wanda.

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Sweet, sweet Tommy, don't you wanna sleep?

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Mommy wants to sleep.

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If you go to sleep,
I promise you will be my favorite twin.

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Come on now, darling.

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You know we love them both equally.

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Well, don't tell him that.

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No luck with Billy?

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Tried reading to him,
but for some reason,

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Charles Darwin's The Descent of Man
made him cry even harder.

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Care to dance, darling?

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It's almost like we're on a date.

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Keep it down, lads,
I was about to get my leg over.

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Vis?

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Would you mind grabbing their binkies?

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'Course not.
Binkies all round, I think.

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Now, I know parents
aren't supposed to take shortcuts,

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but I think this situation
calls for one, don't you?

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So, go to sleep, my babies.

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And go to sleep.

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Well, I don't think it's very funny.

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Why won't you do what I want?

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What's that, dear?

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That is not where those go!

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Noise cancelation
is not their primary function?

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Look, I think it's...

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Vis?

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What are we doing wrong?

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Don't worry, dear.
We'll figure it out.

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Perhaps we all need more time
to get to know one another.

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Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help.

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Hiya, kids!

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Agnes!

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Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow.
With my face.

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I was just on my way to Jazzercise

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when I heard your new little
bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.

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- Who told you that?
- My ears.

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Anyway, Auntie Agnes is here

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and I've got a couple of tricks
up my sleeve.

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Agnes, you're a lifesaver.

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Very well.
But be careful of their belly buttons

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and remember
to support their heads,

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and when was the last time you washed...

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Actually, you know what? It would be...
Just... Maybe we better not.

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Do you want me to take that again?

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I'm sorry?

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You want me to hold the babies.

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Should we just take it from the top?

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What?

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Don't be silly.

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Vision, let's...
Let's let Agnes give it a try.

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Fussy babies, meet buns of steel.

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We dare you to stay awake.

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Wanda.

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What was that about?

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What was what?

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"What was what?"
That, that with Agnes just now.

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Well, I think she just got confused
for a moment.

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She seems fine now.

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But what she said,
the way she looked at you...

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How did she look at me?

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Well, I didn't...

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Lavender. It's supposed to have
a calming effect.

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Ralph sprays it on me every night.

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But there's no taming this tiger. What?

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It's so strange.

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That's not fair.

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It's not Agnes's fault
that she has an unusually high libido.

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Wanda?

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Did you really not see what I saw?

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Don't mind me.
I'm just looking for your dark liquor.

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- What?
- Not for me.

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For the twins.
What kind of babysitter do you think I am?

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I'm just gonna go and check in there.

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Vision,
the boys haven't slept in days.

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You and I both need a break and Agnes
is just being neighborly, that's all.

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Do you hear that?

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Hear what?

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Absolutely nothing.

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They finally fell asleep.

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They're empty.

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Then where are the twins?

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- Mommy?
- Daddy?

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Kids.

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You can't control 'em.

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No matter how hard you try.

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- Well, hi!
- Hi!

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How are you doing, baby?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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You wander the world with a vision
Of what life could be

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But then the years come and teach you
To just wait and see

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Forces may try to pull us apart

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But nothing can phase me
If you're in my heart

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Crossing our fingers, singing a song

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We're making it up as we go along

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Through the highs and the lows

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We'll be right, we'll be wrong

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We're making it up as we go along

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And there will be days

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We won't know which way to go

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But we'll take it higher

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You're all I desire

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When the going gets tough

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When push comes to shove

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We're making it up

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'Cause we got love

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We got love

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We got love

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We got love

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Baby, we got...

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WandaVision

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What's the first thing
you do remember?

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Pain.

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And then, Wanda's voice in my head.

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Did you try to resist?

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There was this feeling
keeping me down.

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This hopeless feeling.

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Like drowning.

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It was grief.

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You can sit up now.

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Great.

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So am I cleared?

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Once I get a look at these.

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Where's my uniform?

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In analysis.

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Mighty glad to have you back, Captain.

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How you feeling?

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Like myself.

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Well, thank heavens for that.

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What's the latest?

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There's a briefing in ten.
Pants are encouraged.

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- Thank you.
- This is Dr. Darcy Lewis.

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She's the one
who discovered the broadcast.

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- I'm...
- Monica. I know. Big fan.

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We're gonna need to take these again.
There's something wrong with the machine.

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Those are blank.

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Like I said.

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Well, what about her labs?

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I need another blood draw.

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No, no, no. We're done here.

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She does that. See you at the briefing.

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Morning.

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We are now assessing a more clear picture
of this crisis.

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And thanks to Captain Rambeau,

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we now have first-person intel
from inside the Westview Anomaly.

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Our initial theory had
Wanda Maximoff as one of many victims.

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We now know
she is the principal victimizer.

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Jimmy.

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Quick history on our subject.

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Born in Sokovia in 1989
to Irina and Oleg Maximoff,

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both killed during an air raid

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when Maximoff
and her twin brother, Pietro, were ten.

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The twins were subsequently
radicalized, volunteering at HYDRA.

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It's an oversimplification
of events, but, yes.

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After unspecified experimentation
with the Mind Stone,

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Maximoff gained
telekinetic and telepathic abilities.

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Back up, Jimmy.
Does Maximoff have an alias?

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- No, sir.
- No funny nickname?

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Not a one.

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And earliest tracking had her using
her powers against the Avengers.

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Is that correct?

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Right before she earned their trust
and became one herself.

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Lagos and Germany,
we all know how that turned out.

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Thanks, Jimmy.

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Now that we have the lay of the land,
let's talk about strategy.

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It is the policy...

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I try
not to speak ill of people...

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Then allow me. Hayward's a...

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...terrorists.

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Wanda's not a terrorist.

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By your own account,
you described the experience

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of being under her mind-control as

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"excruciating, terrifying, a violation."

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Wanda, what's up?

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And now that I've gone all corporate...

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My point is, I don't believe
she has a political agenda

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or any inclination toward destruction.

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Monica, she blasted you
halfway across New Jersey.

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And I survived
because she chose to protect me.

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She's holding thousands of people hostage.

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And it could have been thousands more
if she hadn't put up her own quarantine.

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Listen, I don't believe
this is a premeditated act of aggression.

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You don't?

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Bring up the visual.

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This morning,
I received authorization to share

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this highly-sensitive material
from S.W.O.R.D. headquarters.

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Until very recently, it was the top-secret
location of the Vision's corpse.

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- When was this?
- Nine days ago.

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Maximoff stormed our facility,
stole the Vision's body,

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and resurrected him.

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But that's in direct violation
of Section 36 B of the Sokovia Accords.

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And the Vision's own living will.

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He didn't want to be anybody's weapon.

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Maximoff, in her grief,
disregarded his wishes.

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All right, that's it for now.

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Let's work the problem, people. Dismissed.

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But how did she even do it?

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Bring him back without the Mind Stone?

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Who knows?

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But she has the world's
only vibranium synthezoid,

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playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia.

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What happens when he learns the truth?

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I don't think he likes the water.

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But we have to get him clean,
so Mommy will let us keep him.

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- Tommy, Billy!
- No! Mommy's coming!

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You know, I don't miss the crying,

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but Louise,
did you have to learn to walk?

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You two never stay put.

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Unless you're innocently forming
a human wall in front of the kitchen sink.

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Bless you.

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Thank you.

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Now tell me which one of you just barked?

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Scoot.

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Boy.

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Waiter, what's this canine
doing in my kitchen sink?

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The doggy paddle?

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Can we keep him, Mommy?

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Well, I'm sure
his owners miss him very much.

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Come on.

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There really is no collar.

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Can we keep him?

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He was outside. Crying, alone.

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Now, boys, taking care
of a living thing is a big responsibility.

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Dogs need food, exercise, training,

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belly rubs, and cuddles.

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And kisses between his little ears.

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Morning, wife. Morning, boys.

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Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal.

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Who's this?

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We're not quite sure, actually.

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Why so formal, honey?

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It's just a precaution really.
I had a hunch someone might pop over.

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Hi, kiddos.

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With exactly the item we require.

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My kitchen window told me
someone got a new pooch.

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Did you name him yet?

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How about Sniffy?

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How about Sparky?

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Well, should we make it official?

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Wanda.

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- Agnes was right there!
- She didn't notice.

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She didn't even notice when the boys
went from babies to five-year-olds.

260
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,587
That's not what we agreed upon.

261
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,839
You made no effort
to conceal your abilities.

262
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,925
Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis.

263
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,720
And maybe you don't have to either.

264
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,599
Wanda, we are usually
so much of the same mind.

265
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,518
But right now...

266
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,064
What aren't you telling me?

267
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,234
So, is Sparky our dog, Daddy?

268
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,527
What?

269
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:08,951
Boys, your father and I
don't think you're ready

270
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,871
to properly care for an animal
until you're at least...

271
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,456
Ten. Ten.

272
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,458
Ten years old.

273
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:22,214
- Wait, now, hang on there a minute...
- Wait, no, no, no.

274
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,968
- ...you young whippersnappers.
- No, no, no!

275
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,137
Let's just hope this dog
stays the same size.

276
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,224
Woof, woof.

277
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,985
Okay. Okay, I've got it.

278
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,988
What I need
is a 10,000-pound fallout shelter

279
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,241
comprised of lead for photons,
cadmium for neutrons,

280
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,244
tantalum for seismic blasts, on wheels.

281
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:58,500
And then, I would be able
to safely re-enter Westview. Right?

282
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:00,377
Yes. Theoretically.

283
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,379
I can work with theoretically.

284
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,882
What'd I miss?

285
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,341
The twins aged up to ten.

286
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,928
Holy Christmas. At this rate,
they'll be empty nesters by dinner time.

287
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,973
I know an aerospace engineer
who'd be up for this challenge.

288
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:20,147
But I can't guarantee the Hex
won't just mind-wipe you as you go in.

289
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,024
Wait. What's a Hex?

290
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:26,486
It's what I'm calling the anomaly
because of its hexagonal shape.

291
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,322
It's starting to catch on.

292
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:31,992
You really wanna go back in there?

293
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,036
After everything she's put you through?

294
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,914
Yeah. Yes, I do.

295
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,334
Have we identified these minors yet?

296
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,919
Or the newborns?

297
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,962
Wanda's twins are hers.

298
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,925
Everything might look fake in the TV,
but everything in there is real.

299
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,302
But Wanda manipulates
people's perceptions,

300
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,470
makes them hallucinate.

301
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,846
Yeah, that's her whole bag.

302
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,516
If all the sets and props
and wardrobe were solid matter,

303
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:58,101
that would mean
she's wielding an insane amount of power.

304
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,437
Far exceeding anything
she's displayed in the past.

305
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:04,441
She could have taken out Thanos
on her own if he hadn't initiated a blitz.

306
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,527
I mean, nobody else came close.

307
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,071
Well, I'd argue
that Captain Marvel came close.

308
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,574
Her powers came from
an Infinity Stone, too, right?

309
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,117
We are not talking about her.

310
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,828
We are talking about Wanda.

311
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,457
Darcy?

312
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,503
What was that you were saying
about props and sets and...

313
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,129
Wardrobe?

314
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,384
Where's the lab?

315
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,311
What are we looking for?

316
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,479
That.

317
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:47,693
Man, are we being mind-controlled
to see that right now?

318
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:48,777
Jeepers creepers!

319
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,240
No. They're real, all right.

320
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,533
Can I borrow this?

321
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,091
You had a bulletproof vest on
when you went inside, didn't you?

322
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:14,303
Those pants are 87% Kevlar.

323
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:19,850
It's not an illusion.
Wanda is rewriting reality.

324
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,976
Permanently?

325
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,104
If she can change things
as they go into the Hex...

326
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,731
You called it the Hex.

327
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:31,486
What happens if we send something in
that requires no change?

328
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,920
So you're telling me this is a typewriter,
a Rolodex, and a calendar all in one?

329
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,796
What else can it do? Find me a wife?

330
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,881
Eventually, yes.

331
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,218
It's a hell of a thing
watching you work these computers, Vision.

332
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,220
It's like you speak their language.

333
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,554
What do you think, Norm?

334
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,056
Should we surf the Internet?

335
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,766
Cowabunga, dude.

336
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,151
Hey, look, we got electronic mail already.

337
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,488
It's called an e-mail, Norm.
What are you looking for?

338
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,614
Letter opener.

339
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,367
We don't need that.
We're already cutting edge.

340
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,665
"S.W.O.R.D.
Top secret communiqué. Authenticate.

341
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:28,460
"Doctor Darcy Lewis'
findings regarding Maximoff's Anomaly.

342
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,713
"High levels of radiation
present at perimeter.

343
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,174
"Effect on Westview residents unknown.

344
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,843
"Please advise."

345
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,723
Well, come on, pal.
What are we gonna write back?

346
00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,392
You're the office funny guy.

347
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,187
It's a joke.

348
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,939
Can't you tell?

349
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:50,858
None of it is real.

350
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,119
Please. Please help me.

351
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,580
What day is it? How long has it been?

352
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,040
Where's my phone?
I have to call my sister.

353
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,209
- Norm.
- She's taking care of our dad, he's sick.

354
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,170
- Where is my phone?
- Calm yourself, Norm.

355
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,380
I can't understand
what you're trying to tell me.

356
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,257
- You have to stop her.
- Stop who?

357
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,592
She's in my head.

358
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,886
None of it is my own.

359
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,889
It hurts. It hurts so much.

360
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
Just make her stop.

361
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,142
Just make her stop...

362
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,229
Now tell me this.

363
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,608
If I send an e-mail,
where would I put the stamp?

364
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,488
Technology.

365
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,286
Sit, Sparky, sit. Good dog.

366
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,205
Speak.

367
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,373
Nice, Sparky.

368
00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,583
Now spin.

369
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:51,793
Good boy!

370
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,463
Bravo, Billy!

371
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,840
You weren't so bad either, Sparky.

372
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,509
That was radical.

373
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,052
Where's Dad?
We gotta go show Dad!

374
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,303
He's... He's at work.

375
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,599
It's Saturday.

376
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,100
No, it's not. It's Monday.

377
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,852
This morning was Saturday.

378
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:13,357
There was an emergency at the office
and your father had to go in.

379
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,441
End of story.

380
00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:21,698
Look, he just... He needed a distraction.

381
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,825
From what?

382
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,160
From us?

383
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:29,456
No! No way! No!

384
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:36,255
Sometimes your dad and I
aren't on the same page,

385
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:40,551
but that's just temporary.

386
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,470
Like the two of you,
you might fight over toys,

387
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,889
but he's always going to be your brother.

388
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,891
And he is always going to be yours.

389
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,103
Because family is forever.

390
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,814
Do you have a brother, Mom?

391
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,233
I do.

392
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,654
Yeah. He's far away from here.

393
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:04,241
And that makes me sad sometimes.

394
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,831
Hey, Sparky, what's up, boy?

395
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,583
Something's scaring him.

396
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,256
Stay here.

397
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,344
Sparky!

398
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:38,817
I know this is tech from
the '80s, but can we sharpen the visuals?

399
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,152
Working on it.

400
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,114
Maximoff located.

401
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,282
Well done.

402
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,034
We can't see the drone on the broadcast.

403
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,869
Wanda's framing it out of the shot.

404
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:50,454
Just like all the jump cuts.

405
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:53,290
Wanda decides what makes it onto her show
and what doesn't.

406
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,001
And here we go. You're up.

407
00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:00,088
Wanda, this is Captain Monica Rambeau.

408
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,215
Can you hear me?

409
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,678
I just want to talk. That's it.

410
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,391
No joy.

411
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:15,312
Wait, my controls aren't working.
Reconnect patch.

412
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,688
Disregard. Take the shot.

413
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:19,316
What? No. The drone isn't armed.

414
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,651
Take the shot.

415
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,157
What did you do?

416
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,617
There's a breach, sir.

417
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,462
Is this yours?

418
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,056
The missile was just a precaution.

419
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:35,475
You can hardly blame us, Wanda.

420
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,186
I think I can.

421
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,814
This will be your only warning.

422
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,026
Stay out of my home.

423
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:48,363
You don't bother me. I won't bother you.

424
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,157
I wish it could be that simple.

425
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,118
You've taken an entire town hostage.

426
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,746
Well, I'm not the one
with the guns, Director.

427
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,582
But you are the one in control.

428
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,461
You're still here.

429
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:09,927
Wanda, I didn't know
the drones were armed.

430
00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:12,846
But you know that, don't you?

431
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,681
A town full of civilians.

432
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:18,602
And you, a telepath,
brought a S.W.O.R.D. Agent into your home.

433
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:22,189
You trusted me
to help deliver your babies.

434
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:25,567
On some level, Wanda,
you know I am an ally.

435
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,653
I wanna help you.

436
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:31,990
How? What could you
possibly have to offer me?

437
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,451
What do you want?

438
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,703
I have what I want

439
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,876
and no one
will ever take it from me again.

440
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,303
Stand down!

441
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:56,932
- Wanda!
- Stand down!

442
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,210
You've got a mess,

443
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:27,963
and you're still using
the next leading brand.

444
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,800
You need Lagos brand paper towels.

445
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,136
The most absorbent paper towel available.

446
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:41,643
Husbands can use it too, you know.

447
00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:46,857
Lagos. For when you make
a mess you didn't mean to.

448
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:52,070
Sparky! Come on, boy!

449
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,740
Sparky! Sparky!

450
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,784
- Here, boy! Sparky!
- Hey, what's the trouble, little dudes?

451
00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,786
- We can't find our dog.
- Don't worry.

452
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:00,996
He's sure to turn up.

453
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,208
Your mom won't let him get far. Ma'am.

454
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,710
I don't know where he could've gone.

455
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:07,961
Here, boy!

456
00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,172
- Sparky! Sparky!
- Sparky!

457
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,302
Sparky!

458
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,016
I...

459
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,145
I didn't wanna come
until I'd wrapped him up.

460
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,564
What happened to him?

461
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,525
Found him in my azalea bushes.

462
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,527
Don't know how many leaves he ate.

463
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,112
I didn't find him until it was too late.

464
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:41,954
Tommy, Billy, I'm so sorry.

465
00:27:43,539 --> 00:27:45,123
Wait. Don't. Don't.

466
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,751
- Don't what?
- Don't age yourselves up.

467
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:52,506
The urge to run
from this feeling is powerful.

468
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,715
I know.

469
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,177
It's too sad.

470
00:27:57,928 --> 00:28:01,598
You can fix anything, Mom. Fix the dead.

471
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,268
What?

472
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:07,938
No.

473
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,732
You can do that?

474
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:18,448
I am trying to tell you

475
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,827
that there are rules in life, okay?

476
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:26,498
We can't rush aging
just because it's convenient.

477
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:31,670
And we can't reverse death.

478
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,464
No matter how sad it makes us.

479
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,342
Okay? Some things are forever.

480
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:40,596
You said family is forever.

481
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:42,931
He is family.

482
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,725
Bring him back, Mom.

483
00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:46,935
Bring who back?

484
00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,782
Boys. Come here.

485
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,554
How are the boys?

486
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:26,016
A little heartbroken,
but they'll be all right.

487
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:35,817
Well, it's not often you get a dog
and bury them the same day.

488
00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:38,820
Well, life moves pretty fast
out in the suburbs.

489
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,910
I spoke with Norm.

490
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,456
I unearthed the man's
suppressed personality

491
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,750
and I spoke to him free of your oversight.

492
00:29:53,252 --> 00:29:54,586
He was in pain, Wanda.

493
00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,756
Vision...

494
00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,634
- Listen, can we just...
- What?

495
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:03,095
Watch TV?

496
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:07,891
Turn in for the night so that
you can change everything over again?

497
00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,184
No, Wanda.

498
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:12,729
You can't control me the way you do them.

499
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:15,858
Can't I?

500
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:21,738
I'm going to bed.

501
00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,657
No! We're not done here.

502
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:27,369
What is the "Maximoff Anomaly"?

503
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,453
The what?

504
00:30:29,246 --> 00:30:32,040
I have to believe
that this, whatever this is,

505
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,542
was subconscious at first

506
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:36,170
and that you only
recently became aware of it.

507
00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:38,714
Aware of what?

508
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,674
Norm has a family, Wanda!

509
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,885
He has a family, and he can't reach them

510
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:46,346
- because you won't let him reach them!
- I don't know what you're talking about!

511
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,056
Stop lying to me!

512
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:54,271
This, all of this is for us.

513
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:56,648
So let me handle it.

514
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:58,567
What is outside of Westview?

515
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,904
You don't wanna know, I promise you.

516
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,157
You don't get to make
that choice for me, Wanda!

517
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,244
You've never talked to me
like this before.

518
00:31:09,328 --> 00:31:12,080
Before what? Before what?

519
00:31:12,164 --> 00:31:14,374
I can't remember my life before Westview.

520
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,126
I don't know who I am!

521
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,586
I'm scared!

522
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:22,549
You are my husband.

523
00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:26,887
You are Tommy and Billy's father.

524
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,680
Isn't that enough?

525
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:36,188
Wanda, why are there
no other children in Westview?

526
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,065
God! There are! Just stop it!

527
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,316
No. No.

528
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:43,195
The playground stands empty
every morning I walk to work.

529
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,363
Why? Tell me why?

530
00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:47,491
Do you really think
that I am controlling everything?

531
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:52,287
That I am somehow
in charge of everybody in Westview?

532
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:54,122
I'm walking their dogs,
mowing their lawns,

533
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:56,291
getting them to
dentist appointments on time?

534
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,043
I mean, I...

535
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:04,341
I don't know how any of this started
in the first place.

536
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:09,930
Wanda, what you're doing here, it's wrong.

537
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,140
- I...
- It is wrong.

538
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:21,024
I didn't do that.

539
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,568
I...

540
00:32:25,696 --> 00:32:27,197
You don't believe me.

541
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:31,702
Wanda, I want to, but at this point,
I'm ignoring statistics entirely.

542
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:02,983
Wanda, who is this?

543
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:26,215
Long lost bro get to squeeze
his stinkin' sister to death or what?

544
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,219
She recast Pietro?

545
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:38,727
Pietro?

546
00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:48,779
Who's the popsicle?