1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,240 WOMAN: Well, what do you want? - I don't care. Whatever you want. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,953 - You don't care? - I didn't mean that. 3 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:12,555 - I'm not that picky. - How come I always have the ideas? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,314 Why don't you make that thing you made the first night? 5 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,235 - What was that thing I made? - It had a green sauce, right? 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,835 - You don't even know, do you? - Do we have to do this now? 7 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,190 - You never remember anything. - It's our anniversary. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,437 You never listen to me, you bastard. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,591 Oh! 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,115 Jerry. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,315 [TYRES SQUEAL] 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,800 Jerry! 13 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,112 Hey, finish that database yet, probie? 14 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,315 Yesterday. 15 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,716 Then it should have been on my desk yesterday. 16 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,554 I didn't realise a compilation of nudie bars was that urgent. 17 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,593 - Well, it is. - Why? 18 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,751 I don't have to explain myself to a junior agent. 19 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,914 - Okay, is this work-related, because--? - But I will just this once. 20 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,191 It's a mercy mission, probie. 21 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,754 A buddy of mine is getting married 22 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,752 to a particularly unpleasant beast of a woman. 23 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,997 - So? - So? 24 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,476 So the memory of his bachelor party 25 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,273 will be the only thing that sustains him 26 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,431 through the rest of his miserable existence. 27 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,716 I'll print it out as soon as I'm finished with this. 28 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,957 On behalf of men everywhere, we thank you, probie. 29 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,190 What are you working on? 30 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,237 Uh, I'm reviewing my credit card statement. 31 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,118 There appears to be some anomalies. 32 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,749 Fifty DVD copies of Forrest Hump? 33 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,110 Yeah, see, I don't even know what a Forrest Hump is. 34 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,914 Well, it's like Forrest Gump with naked people, probie. 35 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,077 - What? - It's a porno 36 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,954 or so I've been told. 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,999 This is obviously an error with the credit card company. 38 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,430 Oh, or it's identity theft. 39 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,914 No. It's not possible. 40 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,795 I use, uh, a secure browser and the latest firewall protection. 41 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,953 TONY: Look at that, a $5,000 charge from John Deere. 42 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,390 A down payment on that combine you've always dreamed of. 43 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,278 GIBBS: Put the farm equipment on hold. 44 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,630 A sailor was shot on Route 249. 45 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,400 Tony, grab the gear. Green Acres. 46 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,910 Gas the truck. Where the hell is David? 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,391 - Uh. Boss, Officer David is, uh-- - Late. 48 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:49,039 I took the wrong bus this morning. 49 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,038 Had to walk from the 18th Street stop. 50 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,435 That's a tough part of town. 51 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,678 I've been in worse. Won't happen again, Gibbs. 52 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,035 I know. 53 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,471 [SIREN WAILS] 54 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,589 Special Agent Gibbs? 55 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,351 No, he's the older gentleman with the smile on his face. 56 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,113 HAMPTON: Agent Gibbs, car's in the crevice at the bottom. 57 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,357 The victim's dead inside. 58 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,313 Lieutenant Hampton, Virginia State Police. 59 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,199 The last few yards are pretty steep. 60 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,000 One of the EMTs managed to make it all the way down. 61 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,357 The fire department's bringing special equipment to extricate the body. 62 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,590 It's gonna take a while. 63 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,711 - McGee. Sketch. McGEE: Yo. 64 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,632 Get close enough without breaking your neck. 65 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,871 - On it. GIBBS: DiNozzo, photos. 66 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,555 Is there a problem? 67 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,358 You didn't say anything about my neck. 68 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,195 But I'll be careful. 69 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,239 ZIVA: What about me? 70 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,715 - Who called it in? - His wife. 71 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,276 HAMPTON: She was on the phone with him when it happened. 72 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,238 Officer David, take her statement. 73 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,357 I should warn you I'm not very good with women. 74 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,716 That'll make two things you're not very good at today. 75 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,030 - And the first? GIBBS: Being on time. 76 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,359 - I'm sorry for the delay, Jethro. PALMER:Yeah, traffic, it was murder. 77 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,398 Sorry, poor choice of words there. 78 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,034 See what you can get, Duck. 79 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,517 - He's trapped in there pretty good. - Oh, we'll do our best. 80 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,553 I hope you brought more appropriate footwear, Mr. Palmer. 81 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,878 The journey to our petty officer looks rather challenging. 82 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,435 Don't worry, doctor. I have a merit badge in hiking. 83 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,756 I have a driver's licence, Mr. Palmer. 84 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,755 It doesn't mean I turn up at Indianapolis in my Morgan. 85 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,279 ZIVA: You were on the phone with him when he was shot? 86 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,239 [SNIFFLING] He couldn't remember pesto 87 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,674 and it pissed me off. 88 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,191 How stupid is that? 89 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,552 Could you tell me how many shots? 90 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,790 Do you know what the last words I said to him were? 91 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,873 I called him a bastard. 92 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,320 And I can't take it back. 93 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,199 Not now, I can't. 94 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,078 If it's any consolation, probie, I had my identity stolen once. 95 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,477 - Really? - I had a charge on my Visa 96 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,154 for a vintage Barbie doll. 97 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,833 Career Girl outfit. 98 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,118 With the matching briefcase and pumps? 99 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,073 Oh, well-- Um. 100 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,880 I, I had a, uh, girlfriend who collected once. 101 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,475 We used to-- We'd line them up on the-- 102 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,149 I lost respect for you at the word "pumps." 103 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,995 Get back to work. 104 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,351 It's kind of hard to sketch from this distance. 105 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,909 Don't get any closer. It gets steeper as it gets deeper. 106 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,514 - One false move and-- PALMER: Whoa. 107 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,119 [YELLING] 108 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,714 Look out. 109 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,757 Good hustle, Palmer. 110 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,789 ZIVA: No skid marks. He didn't attempt to control the car before it went over. 111 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,760 They were having an argument over a six-month anniversary. 112 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,315 I don't understand the half-year thing. I thought perhaps-- 113 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,040 I don't understand anniversaries, period. 114 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,793 Apparently, neither did her husband. 115 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,514 She was screaming at him when she heard a loud gunshot 116 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,954 followed by the crash. 117 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,197 - What else? - She could hear a low moan 118 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,710 for a few minutes after impact. 119 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,032 Oh, yeah. I think it's sprained, guys. 120 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,557 Oh, Dr. Mallard's gonna be upset, isn't he? 121 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,194 Uh. Wouldn't worry about him. 122 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,392 But if Gibbs sees you wearing loafers at a crime scene... 123 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,473 He'll pretty much kill you dead. 124 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,159 PALMER: Ah! 125 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,831 [GRUNTING] 126 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,515 DUCKY: They were having a little trouble with the help. 127 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,478 Nothing for you to worry about. 128 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,552 It's gonna take more time than usual, 129 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,678 but we're gonna get you out of there, I promise. 130 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,876 [SHOUTING] ls anybody gonna join me down here? 131 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,236 McGEE: Well, uh, Gibbs said not to get too close. 132 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,558 Yeah, you really shouldn't be down there, Ducky. It's not safe. 133 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,036 The exit wound to the petty officer's neck 134 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,232 seems to indicate the bullet went straight through. 135 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,113 There could be a spent round 136 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,512 that might be crucial to our investigation. 137 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,873 Well, as you've pointed out many times, I'm just a junior field agent. 138 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,196 All the more reason you need the experience, probie. 139 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,349 How about I follow in your footsteps? You lead the way. 140 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,319 How about you kiss my experienced buttocks? 141 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,951 Am I gonna have to call Jethro on this one, gentlemen? 142 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,349 No, we're good. 143 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,631 The chances of finding that bullet are-- 144 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,433 One in a million. 145 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,954 You gotta see this, Gibbs. 146 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,151 The grooves made that pattern. 147 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,395 It's the exact same design as the cover of Classic Death's second CD. 148 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,158 Don't tell me you don't know Classic Death, 149 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,630 - because it's, like, my favourite-- GIBBS: Not now, Abby. 150 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,149 But it could be a sign, Gibbs. 151 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,749 Like that tortilla skillet with the image of Jesus in it. 152 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,117 - They thought that was a miracle. - It'll be a miracle if you still have a job 153 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,918 if you don't get back on topic. 154 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,118 I see your point, O Great One. 155 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,517 This is me getting back on topic. 156 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,071 Nine millimetre, 120 grain. 157 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,953 The window was rolled up when he was shot. 158 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,833 - Glass? - There's traces in the rifling. 159 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,638 GIBBS: Manufacturer? - Can't tell. 160 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,354 I'm gonna plug this into the FBl's Drugfire database 161 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,273 - and see if I get a match, but-- - But it's gonna take a while. 162 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,312 See? Mind reading. 163 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,160 There may be something supernatural going on here. 164 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,354 Let me know when you have something. 165 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,990 I bet I could sell this on eBay. Did you know they got 28 grand 166 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,318 for the grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary on it? 167 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,674 Gibbs? 168 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,315 McGEE: Preliminary trajectory shows that the bullet passed 169 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,198 straight through the driver's side window. 170 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,439 So I recommend we search the area along this path looking for spent brass. 171 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,829 You won't find it. 172 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,999 Nine-millimetre rounds are slow and only accurate to about 30 metres. 173 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,800 The shooter was in a moving car that pulled up alongside. 174 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,478 Yeah, that is one possibility, Ziva. But, you see, 175 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,150 we're investigators, which means we investigate things, we don't assume. 176 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,520 She's right. Wife said she heard the gunshot over the phone. 177 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,876 - The shooter had to be close. - Thank you. 178 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,514 GIBBS: What do we know about Smith? 179 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,678 I ran his military ID. He was a clerk at Norfolk. 180 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,638 Had four months left before his discharge. 181 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,558 Tony, take Ziva with you and check with the C.O. 182 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,994 - Yeah. GIBBS: When you're done, 183 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,753 have her sweep the trajectory for brass. 184 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:41,437 - But why? You just said I-- - Because DiNozzo's right too. 185 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,194 [SCOFFS] 186 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,759 [PHONE RINGS] 187 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,833 ZIVA: All of these people are in the military? 188 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,877 Yeah, the uniforms are kind of a dead giveaway. 189 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,753 Then why aren't they armed? 190 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,673 TONY: Because we're in America, 191 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,276 and the machine guns would just get in the way. 192 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,239 MAN: All right. Okay. 193 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,840 - Commander. - What can I do for NCIS today? 194 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,277 Sorry to have to tell you this, but one of your men was killed this morning. 195 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,551 My God, who? 196 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,354 - Petty Officer Jerry Smith. - Smith? 197 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,074 He was shot on Route 249 on his way in to work. 198 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,270 I think you have my man confused with someone else. 199 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,913 That's Petty Officer Jerry Smith right over there. 200 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,115 [LAUGHS] 201 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,879 Why would anyone want to impersonate me? 202 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,510 Let's see. Blackmail, espionage, terrorism, potential assassination. 203 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,273 I'm just-- I'm just a clerk, ma'am. 204 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,477 I don't even have a security clearance or anything. 205 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,911 - What kind of a clerk? - I'm in a supply unit. I'm an SK2. 206 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,436 I'm new to NCIS, petty officer. 207 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,313 You're gonna have to be more specific. 208 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,150 Well, well-- Basically, I'm just a storekeeper. 209 00:10:55,680 --> 00:11:01,392 Um, like today, I filled requests for tp, liquid soap, toilet seat covers. 210 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,994 [LAUGHING] 211 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,391 We call it "Getting a Head Day." 212 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,674 Because in the Navy, the head is another word-- 213 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,598 For the toilet. Yes, I know. 214 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,916 This has something to do with your personal life? 215 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,511 Well, probably not. I don't really have one. 216 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:22,590 I mean, most nights I just go home and surf the web or watch reality TV. 217 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,360 Really into Survivor. Average Joe. 218 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,951 The Amazing Race is cool. I like Extreme Makeover, but-- 219 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,430 - I don't own a TV. - Really? 220 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,597 I don't think I've ever met anyone who didn't-- 221 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,559 What does your wife think about all this nightly stimulation? 222 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,274 I don't have a wife. No girlfriend either. 223 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,793 I just don't really seem to do very well in that department. 224 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,195 It's just me and Max. 225 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,550 - Max is your boytriend? - No. No. 226 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,195 Jeez, I'm like as straight as they come. 227 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,796 - Max is a marmoset. - A monkey. 228 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,673 A pet. Nothing more. 229 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,350 That's reassuring, petty officer. 230 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,473 A buddy of mine was shipping out. He was in a bit of a bind. 231 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,435 I said no way, but when I got one look at the little guy... 232 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,117 He's just so damn cute, ma'am. 233 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,353 [CHUCKLES] 234 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,477 Petty Officer Smith was transferred from Pearl 235 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,472 about the same time I was, Agent DiNozzo. 236 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,717 - You serve with him there? - Different units. 237 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,678 We never crossed paths until this command. 238 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,197 - What kind of a sailor is he? - Officially, he's never missed work. 239 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,555 He's always on time. 240 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,479 I'm more interested in unofficially, commander. 241 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,629 It's not in my nature to be disparaging. 242 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,398 Well, I've got a body lying on a slab back at NCIS. 243 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,393 So by all means, disparage away. 244 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,594 I guess you could say Petty Officer Smith is not the brightest sailor 245 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,955 that I've ever commanded. 246 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,350 Now that I say it out loud, the thought occurs to me that could be the reason 247 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,797 someone found it so easy to steal his identity. 248 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,918 Can you think of any reason 249 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,991 why someone would want to impersonate him? 250 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,114 God, no, Agent DiNozzo. God, no. 251 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,393 More porno? 252 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,112 GIBBS: What do we have, McGee? 253 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,074 Three more charges since yesterday. 254 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,759 Sorry. Sorry, boss. Um. 255 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,911 Uh, cell phone records are downloading now. 256 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,356 Okay, it looks like Petty Officer Smith-- 257 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,200 Officer Smith in the car, not the one on base who's the real-- 258 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,549 Yeah, I got it, McGee. 259 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,678 Well, he was definitely talking to Mrs. Smith, if that is her real name. 260 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,558 - McGee. McGEE: Ah. 261 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,111 He was talking to her at their home from his cell 262 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,557 just before she called in the accident. I've got an address here. 263 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,834 It's an apartment in Newport News. 264 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,919 - Lease is in the wife's name. - Ziva, you're with me. 265 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,597 Possibly a point man for an operational reconnaissance of the naval base. 266 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,115 - I-- - That means you go with him. 267 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,110 Now. 268 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,032 Preferably, before the elevator doors close. 269 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,072 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 270 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,430 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 271 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,355 [SIGHS] 272 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,238 You just hung up on Director Shepard. 273 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,152 Uh-huh. 274 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,994 In my country, the officer in charge is always treated with-- 275 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,436 In my country, on my team, working my cases, 276 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,240 my people don't bypass the chain of command. 277 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,839 - Which is? - Me. 278 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,916 Are we clear on that, Officer David? 279 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,915 Crystal, Agent Gibbs. 280 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,912 Except she called me. What would you have me do? 281 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:03,272 Smile. Talk about the weather. Tell her to call me. 282 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,959 And if that doesn't work? 283 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,118 You're a smart girl. Think of something. 284 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,831 - I am merely trying to do my job. - Your job is to follow my instructions. 285 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,470 And I respect that. Is it too much to ask for some in return? 286 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,713 No. It's not. 287 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,158 - So that's it? GIBBS: Mm-hm. 288 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,359 Don't I even get a slap on the head? 289 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,630 Don't push it. 290 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,554 Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of? 291 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,955 About 50 of them. 292 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,673 [LAUGHS] 293 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,798 And I don't suppose they're written down 294 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,951 - anywhere that I could-- - No. 295 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,195 - Then how am I supposed to--? - My job is to teach them to you. 296 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,591 [SIGHS] 297 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,918 GIBBS: No picture of your husband in uniform? 298 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,471 Jerry hated the Navy. 299 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,718 He only joined for the money they'd give him for college. 300 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,513 But he couldn't wait to get out. 301 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,236 I was so mean to him on the phone. 302 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,077 It was our half anniversary. 303 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,035 We know. A very special occasion. 304 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,311 Why can't men understand that? 305 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,030 Your husband talk about his work much, Mrs. Smith? 306 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,078 Never. 307 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:40,474 He wouldn't even let me visit him on base or even call him there. 308 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,279 You never saw him at his work? 309 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,593 You never dropped him off? 310 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,951 I told you he hated the Navy. 311 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,074 Every morning, he'd put on his uniform and go to the office. 312 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,399 Soon as he got home, couldn't get out of it fast enough. 313 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,878 You didn't know Jerry long before you married, did you? 314 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,914 Only three months. 315 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,153 I know. It was crazy. 316 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,432 It just felt right, you know? 317 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:15,919 Jerry was the first truly decent man I had ever met. 318 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,553 What's going on here? 319 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,358 This is Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 320 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,716 He's been working at Norfolk for about four months. 321 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,797 His commanding officer confirmed it. 322 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,911 GIBBS: He look familiar? 323 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,838 I don't know this man. 324 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,950 I don't understand. 325 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,759 Neither do we. 326 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,955 PALMER: Ow. 327 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,869 DUCKY: Discolouration indicates blunt-force trauma. 328 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,836 Yes, these abdominal bruises here in this area 329 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:55,431 are consistent with the door frame crushing against his body. 330 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,758 You think Epsom salt reduces swelling faster? 331 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,118 Mr. Palmer, I'm sure our mystery guest would appreciate it 332 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,317 if you could concentrate all your efforts 333 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,433 on helping me to discover the cause of his demise 334 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,833 rather than obsessing on how you will look in shorts this weekend. 335 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,439 - Sorry, doctor. DUCKY: Actually, 336 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,998 I found the ladies tend to be sympathetic towards visible injury. 337 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,311 - Really? - Yes. My first year in college, 338 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,717 I suffered an unfortunate injury to my testicles. 339 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:32,235 The excruciating pain was offset by an impressive swelling, 340 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,677 which Ramona Kincaid-- 341 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,479 Bless her heart. 342 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:42,231 --Found extremely fascinating. 343 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,598 Yeah. 344 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,880 Ah. 345 00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:00,040 Now, the bullet wound to the neck evaded the anterior triangle, 346 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,318 thus missing both the carotid artery and jugular vein. 347 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,954 Most of the damage was muscular. 348 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,711 DUCKY: It also grazed the oesophagus and thyroid. 349 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:14,552 Oh, dear. Severe damage to the liver, pancreas, spleen. 350 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:20,636 Oh, and there's a nasty tear to the left ventricle caused by a bruised rib. 351 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,349 Cause of death is from the trauma of the crash. 352 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,678 You just earned yourself another merit badge, Mr. Palmer. 353 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,875 [CHUCKLES] 354 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:31,237 Yeah, he was alive for several minutes after he was shot. 355 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,075 Sorry to have to say it, my poor fellow, but you'd have been better off 356 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,074 if your assassin had been a more precise marksman. 357 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,639 [BLEEPING] 358 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,277 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 359 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,679 ZIVA: You know, this case reminds me 360 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,793 of something my father used to tell me as a child. 361 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,835 "Really, Ziva? What was that?" 362 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,274 He would say that no one 363 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,269 could ever truly know another person or their secrets. 364 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,434 I, of course, refused to believe him. 365 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,115 "And now, Ziva?" 366 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,796 As an adult, 367 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,678 I believe he was never more honest with me. 368 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,070 What do you believe, Gibbs? 369 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,434 I think I really got to get the radio in this car fixed. 370 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,676 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 371 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,839 - Yeah, Abby? ABBY: I've got a match 372 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,599 on the dead guy's prints, Gibbs. 373 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,593 - From the AFIS database. - He's in the military? 374 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,155 - Anchors aweigh, Gibbs-o. GIBBS: Who? 375 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,199 You're not gonna believe it. 376 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,799 - Try me. - You're not. 377 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,073 - Who the hell is he, Abs? - Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 378 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,079 He actually is Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 379 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,597 He's stationed at the Regional Supply Office in Norfolk. 380 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,271 Okay, the dead guy downstairs who we thought was impersonating 381 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,432 Petty Officer Jerry Smith is actually the real Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 382 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,433 And that Jerry Smith Tony and Ziva talked to in Norfolk 383 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,160 turns out to be the fake Jerry Smith, and it's confusing. 384 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,113 Like the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. 385 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,594 The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. 386 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,152 Court Jester, Danny Kaye? Come on, guys, it's a classic. 387 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,033 - Thank you, boss. - Who is he, McGee? 388 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,914 John Kirby. We lifted his prints from his desk at Norfolk. 389 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,634 His empty desk. He didn't report for duty today. 390 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,356 He and Smith had overlapping tours at Jacksonville in '02. 391 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,471 - Kirby was discharged in '03. - Honourably. 392 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,672 These guys had this planned from the first day of Smith's new assignment. 393 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,160 Think so, McGee? 394 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,033 - I'm gonna need Kirby's-- - Address. 395 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,709 He lives on West Little Creek. Been there about a year. 396 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,349 And the warrant. 397 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,439 - DiNozzo, David, take a ride. - You got it, boss. 398 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,029 Get a BOLO out on Kirby with the FBI, local and state. 399 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,793 - Already done, Boss. - BOLO? 400 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,673 "Be on the lookout." 401 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,835 Good job, McGee. Go on. Catch up to them. 402 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,235 "Good job, McGee." 403 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,470 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 404 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,789 Is he always this juvenile? 405 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,918 Only on days of the week ending with the word "day." 406 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,795 ZIVA: I'll drive, Tony. 407 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,871 No, no, no. Not gonna make that mistake again. 408 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,435 Did you really think my driving was that terrible? 409 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,870 Aside from the high speed and near misses. 410 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,397 Let's just say it's an acquired taste, like regurgitated lunch. 411 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,240 - That's disgusting, DiNozzo. TONY: Tell me about it, probie. 412 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,592 That chilli cheese dog was hard to chew the second time around. 413 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,637 McGEE: Maybe we should give her another chance. 414 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,478 It's not like she killed or maimed anyone. 415 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,154 Maybe we should concentrate on why John Kirby switched places 416 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,200 with Seaman Smith at Norfolk, and leave death wish for another day. 417 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,993 ZIVA: He could very well be an assassin. 418 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,639 He works in a supply office. 419 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,552 Who's he gonna assassinate? Mr. Clean? 420 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,070 All the better not to draw attention to himself. 421 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,556 McGEE: Well, she's right. It's a big base. A lot of targets. 422 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,194 TONY: I don't know. Look at the guy. 423 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,192 - He's such a-- - Pimp. 424 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,159 TONY and McGEE: Wimp. 425 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,113 Mm. Very much in line with other assassins. 426 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,509 McGEE: She's right, Tony. 427 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,280 Look at Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan. 428 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,592 That's original, McGee. Is there any part of your brain that's your own? 429 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,194 At least I have one, Tony. 430 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,313 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 431 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,555 We're not going anywhere. 432 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,790 [SIGHS] 433 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,952 - What, until I apologise? - No, not until you apologise. 434 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,519 We're in the wrong damn car. 435 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,990 GIBBS: What'd you find, Abs? ABBY: After the car crashed, 436 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,720 it went end over end for about a hundred feet 437 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,389 before finally slamming to a stop up against a boulder, 438 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,597 which crushed the driver's side door into his body, 439 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,919 which led to a lot of blood. I also found these in the trunk, 440 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,511 three identical sets of Hawaiian shirts and khaki pants. 441 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,836 Correction. Did you find anything useful? 442 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,037 Maybe. But it's probably nothing. 443 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,319 Do not make me say a magic word now, Abs. 444 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,115 Of course not. But it is a cool idea. 445 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,549 It's in the blood patterns. 446 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,078 The residual splatter from where the blood struck is there. 447 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,032 Exit-wound splatter is there. 448 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,230 Dropping slightly from the angle of the impact. 449 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,033 GIBBS: Normal when they pass through flesh. 450 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,594 Very good, Gibbs. 451 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,555 But that would be the case of a senior lead special agent 452 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,831 who's worked hundreds of crime scene investigations 453 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,195 throughout his storied career. 454 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,789 I'd hate to start smacking you like I do DiNozzo. 455 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,435 You wouldn't. You would? 456 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,199 It won't be on the head. 457 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:44,469 The blood here is darker, and the pattern is random. 458 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,317 Skip to the "probably nothing" part, will you? 459 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,393 The trail of splattering is wider than you'd expect. 460 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,514 And the blood is smeared somewhat here 461 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,233 like something brushed up against it. 462 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,273 - What? - I have absolutely no idea. 463 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,437 That would be the "probably nothing" part. 464 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,752 But I haven't analysed it in my computer yet. 465 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,240 Do it. 466 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,749 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 467 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,229 Oh, I love Hawaiian shirts. 468 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,669 ZIVA: I'm not surprised. 469 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,793 It's a cultural experience you couldn't appreciate. 470 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,913 - Isn't that right, probie? - I wouldn't be caught dead in one. 471 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,555 [GASPS] 472 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,791 It can't be. 473 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,031 Do you realise what we have here? 474 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,469 ZIVA: Another ugly shirt? 475 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,552 It's an authentic Magnum, P.I. Jungle Bird design. 476 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,360 Hundred percent cotton, bamboo buttons, 477 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,150 "Made in Hawaii" label. 478 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,431 Come on, this is the Holy Grail 479 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,836 - of Aloha garments. - That's great. 480 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,037 Eight seasons Magnum wore this shirt. 481 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,399 Putting up with Higgins and those stupid dogs. 482 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,113 Zeus! Apollo! 483 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,871 It was a TV show, it was big in the '80s. 484 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,639 I know who Tom Selleck is, Tony. 485 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,195 The hot, sexy American man of adventure. 486 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,190 He was-- He was good, sure. 487 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,473 But take away the shirt, moustache, Detroit Tigers hat, Ferrari, the Audi, 488 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,117 wine cellar, Robin Masters' estate, Rick, TC and the helicopter... 489 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,596 Well, it looks like Kirby has not checked his e-mail 490 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,514 or even turned on his computer since yesterday. 491 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,479 Once he saw us at Norfolk, he must have taken a kite. 492 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,156 Hike. The expression is "taking a hike." 493 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,954 She may have had it confused with "go fly a kite." 494 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:33,718 I speak five languages, forgive me if I get confused sometimes. 495 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,514 - I found his bankbook. - Chequebook. 496 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,350 Whatever you call it. His deposits seem high. 497 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,916 Where you come from, they may seem high 498 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,272 but here in the good old U.S. of A., these are really, really high. 499 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,994 [RUSTLING] 500 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,991 - I think it's the-- TONY: Shh. 501 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,278 [SCREECHING AND GIBBERING] 502 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,318 - It's a-- - It's a marmoset. 503 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,272 McGEE: Actually, that's a capuchin. 504 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,552 I don't advise shooting him. Americans and their pets. 505 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,398 It will be a public-relations nightmare. 506 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,635 You knew all about this. 507 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,877 I tried to tell you, but you shushed me. 508 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,679 Well, next time try harder. 509 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,075 ZIVA: His name is Max. 510 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,239 Oh, I read a Snapple cap that said that the most popular name for a pet 511 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,317 in the United States is Max. 512 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,113 That's funny, I thought it was Tim. 513 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,318 GIBBS: We know that your husband and John Kirby served together. 514 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,750 And we also know that they switched places. 515 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,635 It's a federal crime to impersonate military personnel. 516 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,515 Which means that withholding any information 517 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,749 is a chargeable offence. So, what do you know, Mrs. Smith? 518 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,115 I lied before. 519 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,355 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 520 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,590 I saw the other man once. 521 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,599 When? 522 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,239 Um. 523 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,391 Right after we moved here from Hawaii. 524 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,029 I came home early from yoga. I wasn't feeling well. 525 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,595 He was with Jerry in the den. 526 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,279 Jerry was upset. 527 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,270 It was clear I'd interrupted them. 528 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:27,670 Uh. When he left, he said I should forget I ever saw him 529 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,759 and never tell anyone. 530 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,277 Do you think he's the one who killed my husband? 531 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,469 McGEE: Kirby was getting e-mails 532 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,870 from an anonymous Internet account several times a week. 533 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,678 Each one was just a time and a location. 534 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,712 The times were random, all throughout the day, 535 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,030 the locations were business and residential addresses 536 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,469 all throughout Norfolk. 537 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,752 - How long have they been coming in? - About four months. 538 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,750 Same time Kirby's been posing as Smith. 539 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,958 You think Kirby was doing Smith's job, while Smith was doing Kirby's? 540 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,037 I've seen communications like this before. 541 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,271 - So have I. - Many intelligence agencies 542 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,192 use this technique for arranging a drop-off. 543 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,360 I believe you refer to them as goblins. 544 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,796 Spooks. The term is spooks. 545 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,833 ABBY: According to this, there's a drop scheduled for this afternoon. 546 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,718 - Where and when, Abs? - Granby and Harbor, 547 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,393 southeast corner, 1400. 548 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,477 One of you is gonna have to pose as Kirby. 549 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,829 Mm, yeah. That really doesn't work for him. 550 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,231 For once, I've got to agree with Tony. I don't think I'm a Hawaiian-shirt type. 551 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,159 You're the closest we've got to age and looks to Smith and Kirby. 552 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,994 Which won't matter if whoever he's meeting with knows their faces. 553 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,113 No, it won't. But if it doesn't, we just might get something, 554 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,157 which is more than we have now. 555 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,076 DiNozzo, you and Ziva will be here mobile on Granby, 556 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,317 as far as you can while maintaining visual contact. 557 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,675 I'll be over here on Harbor. 558 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,757 McGee, we do not know what we have here. 559 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,794 So go with the flow. If it gets hinky, call it. 560 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,389 Hinky? What's hinky? 561 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,109 You know, like when your gut is telling you something? 562 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,393 Oh, I see. In my country, we refer to that as gas. 563 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,629 GIBBS [ON RADIO]: You got a visual, DiNozzo? 564 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,319 TONY: Affirmative, boss. 565 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,160 Suck that gut in, probie. 566 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,760 McGEE: Guy with the briefcase. 567 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,195 I got him, McGee. 568 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,554 ZIVA: The logistics for the drop may only start here, McGee. 569 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,592 - Look for any sign. McGEE: Like what? 570 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,071 A hand gesture, the angle he holds his briefcase. 571 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,038 It was nothing, boss. 572 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,755 - Lost the visual. - Same here, DiNozzo. 573 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,439 Move up the block. 574 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,995 [TYRES SQUEAL] 575 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:05,629 There's a park bench across the street from the Baltimore Museum of Art. 576 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,554 WOMAN: Leave it underneath. - Girl with the pack. 577 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,996 Wait, McGee, for her to make the move. 578 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,271 - Don't be late. - Right. 579 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,039 [GRUNTING] 580 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,635 - Kirby, my 9 o'clock, boss. GIBBS: I got him. Get the girl. 581 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,030 Go. Go. Go. 582 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,071 [TYRES SQUEALING] 583 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,592 [GRUNTS] 584 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,754 [STUN GUN FIRES AND McGEE GRUNTS] 585 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,999 [TYRES SQUEAL] 586 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,593 [PANTING] We lost her. 587 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,116 More like she lost us. 588 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,758 There are three wheels, numbered zero through nine each. 589 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,912 - That's a thousand possibilities. - Then your fingers better get busy. 590 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,230 Wait, there's more. 591 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,876 The seams are filled with something that looks like an epoxy material. 592 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,195 May be for waterproofing. 593 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,193 Or to hold explosive components in place until they're exploded. 594 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,674 - Bada-boom. - X-rays. 595 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,349 ABBY: Didn't penetrate. The metal's high-density steel, 596 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,272 probably with a thin layer of lead sheeting. 597 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,953 The nitrate sniffer came up negative. 598 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,873 - That's because of the epoxy. - Probably. 599 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,833 Gibbs, it might not be rigged with a bomb, per se. 600 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,917 I love saying per se. It's one of those phrases 601 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,879 nobody really knows what it means, but you say it anyway because... 602 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,434 - Am I off topic again? - Bigtime. 603 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,630 Um. It could be armed with something like formic acid in a glass liner. 604 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,951 It would destroy the contents if opened incorrectly. 605 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,237 There's also the possibility it could be nothing. 606 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,438 It's just a bluff to scare anyone from taking a peek inside. 607 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,951 - Do we have a bottom line here, Abs? - We do. 608 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,955 - Do you wanna hear it? - Yes. 609 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,629 The bomb squad is gonna pick this up, they'll do their thing 610 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,950 and then I will get to the bottom of this, but-- 611 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,559 It's going to take time. 612 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,991 See? We are having a melding of the minds. 613 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,754 TONY:lt was called The Transporter. McGEE: Didn't see it. 614 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,310 Cool British guy delivers illegal stuff for a price. 615 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,993 Obviously, what Smith was doing. 616 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,435 Then what Kirby was doing. 617 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,233 Then what you were doing, probie. 618 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,398 - Only badly. - Yeah, I got the case, didn't I? 619 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,678 TONY: Hmm. You're missing the point. - How could there possibly be a point? 620 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,593 ZIVA: I think what Agent DiNozzo means 621 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,673 is that the Transporter would have gotten the case, gotten the girl 622 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,831 and still have held on to his cappuccino. 623 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,152 Exactly. Speaking of movies, you know what I was thinking about, probie? 624 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,000 - Really not interested, Tony. - Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 625 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,839 Identity mystery. 626 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,991 Then there's our Smith. Identity mystery. 627 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,749 And if it turns out the guy 628 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,275 charging porn and tractors on your credit card is a Smith, 629 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,272 - then that's identity mystery. - Uh, Tony? 630 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,511 Not now, probie. I'm almost done with this level. 631 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,033 [BEEPING] 632 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,476 Find out what's in the case yet, boss? 633 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,479 [SPLASH] 634 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,758 - Are you going to interrogate Kirby? - No. 635 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,874 That is a mistake. The longer we wait, the more time he has to-- 636 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,633 I am going to be interrogating Kirby. 637 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,558 You and DiNozzo will be observing. 638 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,794 It takes a while for him to, uh, warm up to people, doesn't it? 639 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,832 Wanna know how to get on his good side? 640 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,236 - Of course. - Me too. 641 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,190 I didn't kill Jerry. 642 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,840 GIBBS: I know. We checked. 643 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,639 You were on base when it happened. 644 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,234 So can I go now? 645 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,393 Impersonating a petty officer. 646 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,192 That's a felony. 647 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,755 Lying during a federal investigation, 648 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,189 felony. 649 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,435 Resisting arrest. 650 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,035 That's a misdemeanour. 651 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,959 Not to mention what we have in that case downstairs. 652 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,878 You looked in the case? 653 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,549 Look, I was only trying to help. I swear to you. 654 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,034 It wasn't even my idea. 655 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,749 ZIVA: I doubt this has anything to do with espionage, Tony. 656 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,554 Kirby's far too stupid for this line of work. 657 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,478 Why did you two switch places? 658 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,116 Because Jerry, 659 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,670 he couldn't keep it in his damn pants. 660 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,072 Keep what in his pants? 661 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,469 [SCOFFS] 662 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,074 You're kidding, right? 663 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,398 Come on. 664 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,111 [HUMMING] 665 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,032 [SLAPPING] 666 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,953 Dancing? 667 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,480 - Yeah, dancing. GIBBS: What happened? 668 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,793 He'd been fooling around with this officer's wife over at Pearl. 669 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,796 One night, the officer came home early and caught him in the act. 670 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,756 He got a good look at Jerry's face, but he didn't recognise him. 671 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,395 [KIRBY LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 672 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,358 Jerry wasn't worried. 673 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,797 He knew he was shipping out the next week 674 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,037 and they'd never met before. 675 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,549 That was the good news. 676 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,633 Until he got the bad news. 677 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,157 The husband was gonna be his C.O. in Norfolk. 678 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,073 Commander Morris. 679 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,395 KIRBY: Yes, sir. 680 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,399 Jerry only had four months left to an honourable discharge. 681 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,756 Morris would have made sure that didn't happen. 682 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,156 - Who else knew about it? KIRBY: No one. 683 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,114 That's why Jerry begged me to switch places with him. 684 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,315 Except I couldn't leave my job. 685 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,954 Delivering illegal goods. 686 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,795 Wait, I-- I mean, I didn't even know what was in the cases. 687 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,633 I was strictly transportation. 688 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,958 Hey, Kirby, they weren't exactly using FedEx. 689 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,436 - It was stupid, I know. - Yeah. 690 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,472 KIRBY: But the money was really good. 691 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,672 Life since the Navy has... 692 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,554 ...been kind of hard on me. 693 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,674 - You never looked inside? KIRBY: No. 694 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,678 There were only two rules. 695 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,193 Be on time and... 696 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,714 ...don't look in the cases. 697 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,029 Jerry, uh... 698 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,235 [KIRBY SWALLOWS] 699 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,555 I guess he looked. 700 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,878 Then they killed him for it. 701 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,110 I think-- I think I want to get a lawyer now. 702 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,078 [LAUGHING] Oh, yeah. 703 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,879 You're gonna need one. 704 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,712 Remember that smeared area that I thought was probably nothing? 705 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,190 Well, it probably might not be probably nothing. 706 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,516 I'm not saying a magic word, Abs. 707 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,314 Okay, this is the windshield of the vehicle. 708 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,471 See the smeared marks? There's four of them. 709 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,314 And they connect together. Now, step back and squint. 710 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,158 At what? 711 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,397 Just do it like when you're trying to figure out 712 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,917 the hidden message in the bad 3-D art at the fair. 713 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:40,072 This is important. Try to see the bigger picture for once. 714 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,279 See it? 715 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,433 - Maybe an M. - Yes, Gibbs, yes. 716 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,438 Those smears were smeared on purpose. 717 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,358 Now, these are the photographs 718 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,074 of Petty Officer Smith's body before it was washed. 719 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,155 He has blood on his right index finger. 720 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,919 There were no lacerations on that hand. 721 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,272 Petty Officer Smith used his finger to write a message in his own blood. 722 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,273 Sometimes people in the throes of death try to communicate. 723 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,915 Like that guy in the L.A. Metro Rail crash, 724 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,912 he wrote I love you to his wife in his blood. 725 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,673 - He lived. - He did. 726 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:24,113 But Petty Officer Smith is trying to tell us who killed him. 727 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,313 - What does M mean? TONY: Commander Morris. 728 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,835 MORRIS: How could you think that I had to do with his murder? 729 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,469 Because you found out he was the sailor sleeping with your wife. 730 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,235 - At Pearl. - Yes, commander, at Pearl Harbor. 731 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,760 That was Smith? 732 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,753 If I had known who he was, I would have killed him myself. 733 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,315 But I didn't. I was here that morning. 734 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,120 There's a dozen witnesses who will vouch for that. 735 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,151 [SIGHING] Surveillance camera at the main gate has Commander Morris 736 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,438 coming on base an hour before Smith's time of death. 737 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,752 - Leeway on time of death? - Ducky says 15, maybe 20 minutes. 738 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,633 Drive time to the crime scene? 739 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,513 Thirty minutes. Fifteen if you're driving. 740 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,360 Seven sailors in his office all verify he was in the supply unit 741 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,193 - until we showed up. - Where in the unit? 742 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,351 Mostly in his private office, behind closed doors. 743 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,831 Was there another exit? Could he have left unseen through a window? 744 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,350 Windows don't open, boss. Solid plate glass. 745 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,352 Morris couldn't have been at the crime scene. 746 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,273 - Yeah, I know that, McGee. - He knows that, McGee. 747 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,039 His murder has to be related to the delivery service. 748 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,594 Which we know nothing about. 749 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,956 Kirby claims he didn't know who he was working for. 750 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,193 Was Petty Officer Smith wearing his seat belt when he crashed? 751 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,558 [YELLING] Was Petty Officer Smith 752 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,836 wearing a seat belt? 753 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,156 McGEE and ZIVA: No, he wasn't. - Crash-test dummy, boss. 754 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,552 He was in an unnaturally contorted position. 755 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,394 Yes. Very, very unusual. 756 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,879 I can flip the image, 757 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,310 only if you want. 758 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,756 ZIVA: W. - What was the wife's name again? 759 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,558 ZIVA: It's Wendy. 760 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,755 Did you discover your husband was cheating on you, Wendy? 761 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,599 I don't know what you're talking about. 762 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,599 Must have been a real shock. You were so much in love with him. 763 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,919 The one decent man you've ever met wasn't really decent at all, was he? 764 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,514 That's not true. 765 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,075 He called you on the way to work. You weren't home. 766 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,920 I was. He called me at home. 767 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,272 ZIVA: Phone records show you forwarded your home phone to your cell. 768 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,590 He had no idea you followed him, Wendy. 769 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,433 He only worked a couple of days a week. 770 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,036 I wonder what he did with all the rest of that free time? 771 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,638 Did you know he cheated on me on our wedding day? 772 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,031 Our wedding day. 773 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,356 SMITH: Honey, honey, it's our anniversary. 774 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,429 McGEE: Great, thank you. Hah. 775 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,153 Well, that takes care of them all. Visa, MasterCard, AmEx, Diners. 776 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,998 Old cards cancelled, new ones reissued. 777 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,559 It only took me 200 phone calls. 778 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,273 You know what I find interesting? 779 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,871 - What? - That you actually have Diners. 780 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,117 - What's wrong with that? - I've never met anyone 781 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,477 who used Diners Club who wasn't wearing Depends. 782 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,591 It's a very hip piece of plastic, Tony. 783 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,320 Yes, in the year 1927. 784 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,070 Good news and bad news. The good news is I'm still cute. 785 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,999 Bad news, the bomb squad got a little trigger happy. 786 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,153 They blew up the metal box? 787 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,353 Do you have any idea what's beyond smithereens? 788 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,158 - Not a clue. - Me neither. 789 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,590 That's what we've got. 790 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,837 - There's not much I can do. - Nope. 791 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,519 Except put it back together. 792 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,753 Gibbs. It's in like a jillion pieces. That would take months. 793 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,150 It's the only link we have to that delivery service. 794 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,479 Yeah? Well you're not the one that has to put it back together, Officer David. 795 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,599 She doesn't like me, does she? 796 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,713 Nah. 797 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,234 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 798 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,354 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 799 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,400 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 800 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,076 - Are you going home? - Not yet. 801 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,154 I thought I might be able to help you with that. 802 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,993 Do you have a degree in forensic science? 803 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,195 [SCOFFS] 804 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,998 No. 805 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,993 But I'm very good at jigsaw puzzles. 806 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,751 We'll see.