1 00:00:01,263 --> 00:00:35,263 Sub by Dongle Mann 2 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,698 Well, here we are. 3 00:00:57,823 --> 00:00:59,867 Yes, we did. 4 00:01:03,621 --> 00:01:07,959 Oh, you look so grown up in that new jacket. You know. 5 00:01:08,084 --> 00:01:09,835 - OK, Bones, take care. - Now... 6 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,590 here is your bus ticket. 7 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:16,300 - Jonathon! - Argh! 8 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:19,387 - Take care. - I will. 9 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,764 Call us when you get there, OK? 10 00:01:21,889 --> 00:01:23,516 Dad. 11 00:01:26,811 --> 00:01:30,898 - See you during the holidays. - Oh, I'm so proud of you! 12 00:01:31,023 --> 00:01:32,650 Mom. 13 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:20,406 Hi. How are you? 14 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:38,049 - (boy) Look at that nerd. - (laughs) 15 00:02:38,174 --> 00:02:41,135 - Nice jacket! - How are things on Neptune? 16 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,646 Nice. Really nice. 17 00:02:52,396 --> 00:02:55,566 - How are you? - Welcome aboard, stranger. 18 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:14,460 Great, douche bag. 19 00:03:16,003 --> 00:03:17,797 And. 20 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:20,174 Another year, another idiot. 21 00:03:21,717 --> 00:03:24,178 ( 22 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:28,432 23 00:03:30,685 --> 00:03:33,980 24 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:35,731 Come in. 25 00:03:38,276 --> 00:03:40,111 - Hey! You must be Jonathon! - Yes. 26 00:03:40,236 --> 00:03:42,738 Štitonoša Franklin Burroughs IV. Call me Skip. 27 00:03:42,863 --> 00:03:45,116 - Book, Skip. - I'll help you with that. 28 00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:51,289 What the hell do you have here? A dead body? 29 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:53,749 I got my books, my clothes, that sort of thing. 30 00:03:53,874 --> 00:03:57,795 Last year we smuggled a guy his girlfriend up here in one of these. 31 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,922 - Yes? - He lost his key. 32 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:02,591 When he found it, she was dead. 33 00:04:03,301 --> 00:04:04,427 Really? 34 00:04:04,552 --> 00:04:06,137 - Just kidding. - Oh! 35 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:09,432 - Welcome to Vernon Academy. - Good. 36 00:04:09,557 --> 00:04:12,101 This is your side of the room. 37 00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:14,854 You just have to wear it this rag on duty. 38 00:04:15,271 --> 00:04:19,734 - Nobody said anything. I thought we... - Make yourself at home. 39 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:23,070 So, where are you from? Where did you go to school? 40 00:04:23,195 --> 00:04:27,658 Well... I grew up in Pittsburgh, went to public school around... 41 00:04:27,783 --> 00:04:29,910 Shit, we're late! 42 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,662 Late? 43 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,416 Mm, how about these? great huh? 44 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,461 You know, these assholes everyone goes to Neiman Marcus, 45 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:42,590 but i found this amazing boutique, Henry's. Great thing, huh? 46 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:43,341 That. 47 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:46,761 You know, if these things don't win the first prize, there is no God! 48 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,513 - Well, hurry up and change. - Change? 49 00:04:51,849 --> 00:04:54,393 Jesus, I forgot. You've never been to prep school. 50 00:04:54,518 --> 00:04:55,770 Uh-uh. 51 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,022 You must think I'm pretty weird, huh? 52 00:04:58,147 --> 00:05:01,192 - Well... - Look, look, this is a Vernon tradition. 53 00:05:01,317 --> 00:05:05,821 Every year the seniors have to parade about wearing women's underwear. 54 00:05:05,947 --> 00:05:10,326 That should teach us humility. The older people fuck all year, 55 00:05:10,451 --> 00:05:13,412 and this is their only chance to laugh at us. 56 00:05:15,289 --> 00:05:17,375 Oh! I understand. 57 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,086 - You thought... - Yes. 58 00:05:20,211 --> 00:05:23,297 Come on, this is tradition. Jesus, what are you going to do? 59 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:26,550 - Oh, no, I'll stay here and unpack. - Let me think. 60 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:29,470 - Jenny! - Jenny? hey hey 61 00:05:30,179 --> 00:05:33,474 Let's see. Ah! We are lucky! 62 00:05:34,058 --> 00:05:37,144 - Memories. - I don't want to dress as a woman... 63 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,147 - You won't get mine. - I don't want yours. 64 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:44,443 You won't win any prizes though, but at least you won't embarrass yourself. 65 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:46,612 Change your clothes. 66 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:52,243 come on 67 00:05:52,368 --> 00:05:53,536 - Let's go. - I can't! 68 00:05:53,661 --> 00:05:55,705 come on 69 00:05:58,165 --> 00:06:01,502 Will you hurry, man! We have to go! we are late! 70 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,755 come on, you look great. Let's go. 71 00:06:06,340 --> 00:06:09,051 - Hey, people! - Look at her! 72 00:06:11,095 --> 00:06:14,390 - Skip?! Skip?! - You look great! you look great! 73 00:06:16,726 --> 00:06:19,228 Your ass is nice, baby! 74 00:06:19,353 --> 00:06:22,523 Oh, black! My favorite color! 75 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,785 They love you! 76 00:06:37,204 --> 00:06:40,082 Hey, turn around. Oh, look at those tits! 77 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:45,129 (chanting) Show your tits! Show your tits! 78 00:06:46,631 --> 00:06:49,258 Hey, where did you get those clothes? 79 00:06:50,092 --> 00:06:52,345 It's Frank-N-Furter! 80 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,221 - Wow! - I got you! 81 00:06:54,347 --> 00:07:00,269 - (Boy - (boy 82 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,481 It's a little girl in a bikini! 83 00:07:10,112 --> 00:07:11,739 Shit! 84 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:17,620 (chanting) We want more! We want more! 85 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:29,924 I'm sorry I'm sorry I know it was a bad thing to do. 86 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,301 Look, don't take it personally. 87 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:36,973 It's really a tradition. Every year someone sits on it. 88 00:07:37,348 --> 00:07:42,270 No hard feelings, OK? Look, it was just kidding. Don't take it personally. 89 00:07:42,687 --> 00:07:44,605 ALL RIGHT? 90 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:49,277 We are roommates. We will be together for a whole year. Truce? 91 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:52,905 Truce. 92 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:08,337 (French accent) Here she is again. I think I'm in love with you. 93 00:08:08,462 --> 00:08:10,589 - Hey, honey. - (Jonathon) Yes. 94 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:15,094 - Hello, miss, is your dance ticket filled? - I think he's in the wrong salon. 95 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:20,474 - Lights! - (guys) Fuck you, Roscoe! 96 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,019 I said lights, nipple nose! 97 00:08:23,144 --> 00:08:25,646 That's Mr Nipple Nose for you, Maybaum! 98 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,566 shhh Hush, here comes the walrus man. 99 00:08:35,406 --> 00:08:38,701 - Good evening, Mr. Maybaum. - Good evening, sir. 100 00:08:39,493 --> 00:08:42,038 - All present and registered. - Um. 101 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:48,169 - Well, good night then, Mr. Maybaum. - Good night, sir. 102 00:08:57,511 --> 00:09:02,266 Anything else. If you have problems with smoking boys, let me know. 103 00:09:02,391 --> 00:09:04,435 ALL RIGHT? 104 00:09:05,686 --> 00:09:07,730 Good night. 105 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:17,531 ( by the Dead Kennedys) 106 00:09:39,387 --> 00:09:41,430 Hello, eno ga. 107 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,935 Hey, look, there's a nerd in his underwear. 108 00:09:46,727 --> 00:09:48,771 It's a guy in women's underwear! 109 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,482 Dame i gospodo, ljupka April Pussy. 110 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:53,776 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vernon. 111 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:58,406 - Hi, dear! - Hey, Jonathon, over here! 112 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:06,664 (French accent) Let me take you far from all this, my dear! 113 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:11,210 - She cries real tears. - Come here. Sit here. 114 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,131 Oh, let me wipe away those tears! 115 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:20,386 - Oh, God, what a tool. - We're talking about a mega jerk. 116 00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:22,138 shut up! 117 00:10:22,263 --> 00:10:26,892 - What's going on there? - They put a plug on his underwear. 118 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,689 - (mocking) - (laughs) 119 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:37,111 - Are you going to change into a bra? - Don't forget to write! 120 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,989 I'm telling you, that guy is a weakling. 121 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:48,331 Hey, look, Jonathon, I think you were a mom... 122 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,250 Oh my god. 123 00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,172 Jesus! 124 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,923 Jesus! 125 00:11:00,217 --> 00:11:05,264 I don't know why you would do that! Jesus, I don't know why he did it, it was just a joke! 126 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:08,517 He hanged himself! 127 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:12,021 I don't know why he did it, but it's my fault... 128 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,232 (mermaid) 129 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,117 Is this meant to amuse me, Mr. Burroughs? 130 00:11:25,242 --> 00:11:26,577 Quiet! 131 00:11:26,702 --> 00:11:29,497 Stop by my office around eight in the morning. 132 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:35,127 You think about what you did, and I will think about what I will do. 133 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:40,508 Oh, and, um... please call your dead roommate. 134 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,094 Okay, the show is over. 135 00:11:50,393 --> 00:11:52,019 (laughter) 136 00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:11,122 I'm sorry It was a bad thing to do. But me I was so humiliated that I simply had to kill myself. 137 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:18,421 Oh, just kidding, just kidding. No hard feelings, huh? Truce. 138 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:23,551 Truce. 139 00:12:26,387 --> 00:12:31,309 I'm not quite ready for this conversation. I usually have at least a month 140 00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:34,520 before I was faced with students in women's underwear, 141 00:12:34,645 --> 00:12:39,317 or an artist's rendering of my person hanging from a beam. 142 00:12:39,442 --> 00:12:42,111 We're only in the first week, gentlemen. 143 00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:45,823 It's scary to imagine what it could happen by xmas right? 144 00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:47,575 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 145 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,955 That was rhetorical, guys. I like to give everyone gets one chance to screw up. 146 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,959 I think we can guess now you each had your own. 147 00:12:57,084 --> 00:13:02,214 I hope this is the last such conversation I'll be with you until the end of the year. 148 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:07,303 - There are no ifs, ands or buts. Is that clear? - (both) Yes, sir. 149 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:12,099 - We really have to be careful. - We have to correct ourselves. 150 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,770 - Be responsible. Hold the line. - We have to clean up our act. Absolutely. 151 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:23,235 They will never sell it to us. It will never work. 152 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:26,030 - They will arrest us. - Shhh Relax. 153 00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:36,666 Which of you young people planning to buy this? 154 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:39,669 - I did. - Oh, really? How old are you, son? 155 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:42,505 50. 156 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,390 You did it! 157 00:13:52,515 --> 00:13:55,935 I am in awe of your brilliance and the size of your gall. 158 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,312 Yes, I am too. 159 00:14:05,569 --> 00:14:08,030 This is something I've never told anyone, 160 00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:12,118 so you have to swear to me what you hear will not leave this room. 161 00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,745 Swear to God. 162 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,998 - Okay. - Swear to God! 163 00:14:17,832 --> 00:14:19,458 ALL RIGHT. 164 00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:25,881 I killed the guy. 165 00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,466 That? (laughter) 166 00:14:27,591 --> 00:14:30,219 - I mean it, Jonathon. - Me too. 167 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:36,225 Last year, uh, I was in Montego Bay with some friends. 168 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:40,146 And we've all been to this bar. 169 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:43,399 And I met this beautiful girl. Puts me back in my place, 170 00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:46,027 and then some huge guy he had a gun pointed at my head. 171 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,071 And my beautiful girl, she rummages through my pockets. 172 00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:51,949 I must have been drunk, because I kicked a guy in the balls. 173 00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:57,246 And I took the gun, and then the next one For all I know, there is a big explosion. 174 00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:59,415 And, uh... 175 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:06,255 the guy was... lying on the ground 176 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:09,258 with blood pouring out holes in the head. 177 00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:18,184 - It was terrible. - Jesus. 178 00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:23,898 God. 179 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,612 - What did you do? - What do you think? I got away with it. 180 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:37,620 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 181 00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:42,917 - I cheated on the test. - I can smell shit a mile away. 182 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:48,673 hey cost me $50. I bought it test. I had every answer. 183 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,637 Did you cheat on the SAT? Did you cheat on the SAT?! 184 00:15:54,762 --> 00:15:56,180 That. 185 00:15:56,931 --> 00:16:00,851 Christ, I love it! You are the smartest the freaking guy in the whole school. 186 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,647 Mr. Scholarship. i mean even Roger did well on the SAT. 187 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:09,402 This has been happening to me all my life it depends on my admission to Harvard. 188 00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,988 You really cheated on the SAT! 189 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,242 It's pretty serious. 190 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,578 Hey, you killed the guy. 191 00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,792 Well... not really. 192 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:30,006 What do you mean, "not really"? 193 00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,757 Ha? 194 00:16:37,221 --> 00:16:40,641 That son of a bitch got away with everything I had. 195 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,853 You know, I was so scared that I crapped my pants. 196 00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,242 What an asshole. 197 00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:01,370 Come on, Kafka the symbolism here is obvious. 198 00:17:01,495 --> 00:17:04,290 The apple represents original sin. That. 199 00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:08,628 It sticks in his side like the wound of Christ and eventually festers and destroys it. 200 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:13,382 No, no, no. What does he actually say we are all cockroaches. 201 00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:16,010 - Later. - Hey, guess what you're doing tonight. 202 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,887 - Latin. - Wrong. 203 00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:22,350 You have a date with the second most beautiful girl in Foxfield. 204 00:17:23,392 --> 00:17:25,436 - You didn't. - Oh, I did. I am 205 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:29,148 - I won't be able to do it. - We won't get caught. 206 00:17:29,273 --> 00:17:32,568 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about girls. 207 00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:37,114 - I've never done that before. - You've never done this before? 208 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,286 Of course, I did it. God! A lot of times. 209 00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:45,957 I mean, you know not every time to the end, but... 210 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,335 I'm sick. 211 00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:53,881 You have nothing to worry about. These are very beautiful girls. 212 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,467 I might not even get laid tonight. 213 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:02,515 Although this is highly unlikely. Turn off the light. 214 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:07,853 We will be caught. you know what will they do if they catch us? 215 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:12,275 Of course. But it doesn't hold a candle to what the girls will do. 216 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,109 Oh, God. 217 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,488 (clock beeps) 218 00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:21,826 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 219 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,203 (far away) Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 220 00:18:24,912 --> 00:18:27,707 Huh-huh-huh! Huh-huh-huh! 221 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:33,170 - (in the distance) Hu-hu-hu! Huh-huh-huh! - Oh, I can't believe it. 222 00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:36,632 - (laughs) - Don't worry. 223 00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:39,552 Here they are. Right on time. 224 00:18:41,804 --> 00:18:44,056 - Hello. - (both) Hi! 225 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,810 ( 226 00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:52,857 They want to work, simple we didn't give them opportunities. 227 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:55,943 Poor people are like you and me, except without money. 228 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,572 They have so many children, I can't get out from under. 229 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:03,117 We were educated. We use contraception. 230 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,455 Nobody cares. Their situation it will never change until we do something. 231 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,372 (gunda) 232 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:11,459 - You don't agree? - No. No, I, uh... 233 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,298 (Skip) Jesus! Jesus! 234 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,177 Jesus Christ, Jonathon, I don't believe it! Oh God! 235 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:24,388 That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! It's on my skirt! 236 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,699 You know, deep down, I really think they liked me. 237 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,206 Jonathon! 238 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:55,711 - Guess what I just did for you. - I don't want to know. 239 00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,880 Welcome aboard, Mr. Secretary. 240 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:03,094 The secretary of the dance committee is shit. It is an excuse to leave class. 241 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:07,515 That's just one of its positive sides. The best part is that there are five of us, 242 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,850 and 479 of them. 243 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:12,603 Let's catch them. 244 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:29,370 - Oh-ho, look at her chest. - (French accent) Oh, little girls. 245 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,622 - Girls. - I love them. 246 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,374 Woof! 247 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,588 - Hi. Welcome to Foxfield. - I love a fat girl! Ooo, the big fat one. 248 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,636 This is the way we think it should go. Just before the last dance, 249 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:49,890 our Mrs. DeBreul and your Mr. Kennedy will award a prize for the best costume. 250 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,811 - Can we just say something? - We think this costume is childish. 251 00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:56,522 What?! But it's a Halloween dance! 252 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:59,442 There are more important things than Halloween. 253 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,819 There are people who are starving! 254 00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:05,156 Lisa, why don't you offer yourself our guests some sandwiches? 255 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:08,868 Halloween dance without any costumes is like any other dance! 256 00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:13,497 I think any dance is inappropriate considering the state of the world. 257 00:21:13,623 --> 00:21:17,710 I'm so tired of you two and yours pseudo-intellectual liberal bullshit! 258 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:20,588 - Julia! - I'm sick of your ideas about cotton candy! 259 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,589 - Lisa! - Hi. 260 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,549 Oh, no! 261 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:24,634 (Jonathon) Ah! 262 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:26,552 - Lisa! - I'm sorry. 263 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:28,679 Stay away from me! Oh, fuck! 264 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,265 - Lisa! - Oh, fuck! 265 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,850 You peon! 266 00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:39,273 Oh! Oh! 267 00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:50,409 Let's leave it to the individual about whether he or she wears a costume. 268 00:21:52,453 --> 00:21:53,704 What do you think, Jonathon? 269 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,332 I'm terribly sorry, Mrs. DeBreul. 270 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,919 Yes, it was very unfortunate. 271 00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:04,757 The vase was a gift by Eleanor Roosevelt? 272 00:22:04,882 --> 00:22:08,803 Irreplaceable. No, I don't think so that's too extreme, no way. 273 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:13,474 Actually, I think so you are quite generous. Goodbye. 274 00:22:17,979 --> 00:22:21,482 Well, Mr. Burroughs, you and your dance committee 275 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:25,611 they really made an indelible one impression of our sister school. 276 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,322 And especially you, Mr. Ogner. 277 00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:32,285 Not only are you banned attend a Halloween dance, 278 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:36,163 but you are the first student in Vernon Academy history 279 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:42,795 be banned from Foxfield until and I quote, "the day you die". 280 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,172 On your way, gentlemen. 281 00:22:53,264 --> 00:22:55,349 The white zone is for unloading... 282 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,935 Banished from Foxfield forever! 283 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,939 The only females within 100 miles. 284 00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:07,445 - I guess you will die a virgin, my friend! - Give me some. 285 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:12,158 - Here you go, my friend, Mr. Alligator. - Do you want to buy a shirt? 286 00:23:12,283 --> 00:23:14,535 (brass band chorale) 287 00:23:17,538 --> 00:23:19,165 Ta-da! 288 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,671 You look worried, my son. 289 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:41,729 You don't worry about being kicked out forever from Foxfield School for Girls, 290 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:45,483 because yes, even though they are the only women within 100 miles, 291 00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:48,653 there are still places where you can travel. 292 00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:50,863 Chicago, on the nine o'clock bus. 293 00:23:51,322 --> 00:23:53,991 - Forget it. - Desperate circumstances 294 00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:57,787 they require desperate measures. Sexually, you're done here. 295 00:23:57,912 --> 00:24:00,915 - Do you have to rub it in? - Look, take this card. 296 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,753 Go to Rush Street, Free N Easy Club. And you will meet the girl of your dreams. 297 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:10,633 If it's not there, take what you can. Get a cab, take her to Gray's Lake Inn. 298 00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:14,595 And there you will plant your seed in the Garden of Eden. 299 00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:19,517 - Here's 100 dollars. - Forget it. 300 00:24:19,642 --> 00:24:23,104 Jonathon! Until you get laid none of us are safe! 301 00:24:25,648 --> 00:24:29,402 And whatever you do, Jesus, don't tell her you're in high school. 302 00:24:29,527 --> 00:24:31,904 - Tell her you're a longshoreman. - What? 303 00:24:32,029 --> 00:24:36,117 - Let's say you are a theater critic for the Times. - Yes. It's better that way. 304 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:40,037 you go I don't want to see come back here until you succeed. 305 00:24:40,162 --> 00:24:44,125 Actually, I won't let you in the room until you bring me... her panties. 306 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,544 Oh, come on. Look, Skip, I'm not like you. 307 00:24:46,669 --> 00:24:49,630 I don't have your charm your finesse, your, uh... 308 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,967 - Class. - Whatever. I'm not good with women. 309 00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:57,179 I know it, you know it. Females who go to Free N Easy don't. 310 00:24:57,305 --> 00:25:00,808 Look, Jonathon, you're a great guy. 311 00:25:01,225 --> 00:25:05,688 You have a lot going for you. Hey, I wouldn't say that if I didn't mean it. 312 00:25:05,813 --> 00:25:09,066 Well, I could say that if I didn't mean it, but probably not to you. 313 00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:11,235 Come on, let's go! 314 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,488 (chicken voice) 315 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,575 I would like to lend you some money, but I miss it a bit. 316 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:21,537 Take this for the Gipper. Come on, people, let's go! 317 00:25:24,832 --> 00:25:26,709 - Good for you. - Yes, blessed were they. 318 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:30,671 To the promised land, my son. To the promised land. 319 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:38,095 Hey Jesus, I got a great deal to some alligator shoes, my friend. 320 00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:42,034 ( 321 00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:49,625 you're just hiding from love 322 00:26:54,588 --> 00:26:56,215 The bosom! 323 00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,593 sir! 324 00:26:59,135 --> 00:27:03,472 but you're just hiding from love 325 00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:26,120 - Watch out! - Excuse me. 326 00:27:27,204 --> 00:27:31,834 you're just hiding from love 327 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:37,882 Hi. My name is Jonathon. Which one is yours? 328 00:27:39,342 --> 00:27:43,262 Can I join you? So do you live around here? 329 00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:52,688 but you're just hiding from love 330 00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,154 Maybe another time. 331 00:28:06,911 --> 00:28:08,746 Oh man! 332 00:28:08,871 --> 00:28:12,541 - The bosom! - Stop the horses! I'll be right over. 333 00:28:19,507 --> 00:28:20,675 - It was! - It was! 334 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,428 One! Two! Three! four! Five! Six... 335 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:27,723 - Oh, man! - How did I do? 336 00:28:27,848 --> 00:28:31,018 - I could do better than that. - Oh, she could do better than that! 337 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,521 Ten dollars. Ten dollars. Ten dollars. 338 00:28:35,731 --> 00:28:38,609 - Hey, you're going to lose some money! - Ellen! 339 00:28:39,527 --> 00:28:42,822 - Ready to take off now? - Ready. Wait, wait, wait. 340 00:28:42,947 --> 00:28:44,490 Get ready, get ready, go! 341 00:28:44,615 --> 00:28:50,371 (all) One! Two! Three! four! Five! Six! seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! 342 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,876 Pay. 343 00:28:59,255 --> 00:29:01,299 A drink for losers. 344 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,394 A nice little profit. 345 00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:17,898 - This one is for the house. - Thank you. 346 00:29:28,117 --> 00:29:30,161 Are you here alone? 347 00:29:30,745 --> 00:29:33,122 - Huh? - Are you here alone? 348 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:34,332 That. 349 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:38,210 You know, I really get it good feeling from you. 350 00:29:38,336 --> 00:29:40,796 - Really? - Mm-hm. Give me your hand. 351 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,969 You have a very exciting aura. 352 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:49,972 I bet you hear that all the time. 353 00:29:50,097 --> 00:29:52,558 Well... from time to time. 354 00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:55,269 - Let me test it. - What? 355 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:58,814 Your aura. Take this quarter. Close your eyes. 356 00:30:00,358 --> 00:30:03,986 See if you can lead the quarter from your forehead to your chin, 357 00:30:04,111 --> 00:30:05,696 and then from ear to ear, 358 00:30:05,821 --> 00:30:09,116 but without any loss contact with your skin. 359 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,828 - Is that it? - He will tell us everything we need to know. 360 00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,975 Can I have my...? That. Thanks. 361 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,813 How did I do? 362 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:42,275 I'm sorry I guess the vibes they were simply wrong. 363 00:30:55,579 --> 00:30:57,957 Woof. Look, you have two fours! 364 00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:09,927 Sorry. 365 00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:14,974 - Can I... show you something? - Of course. 366 00:31:22,398 --> 00:31:24,609 Oh God! 367 00:31:24,734 --> 00:31:28,654 - Why am I such a piece of shit? - It could happen to anyone here. 368 00:31:29,739 --> 00:31:34,035 - Vodka tonic, please. - Only a dick would fall for that. 369 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,370 Well, you might be right. 370 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,501 Yes, I should... 371 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:49,050 Uh... thanks. 372 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:52,887 If you'll excuse me... 373 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:57,808 I will find a very tall building with a beautiful view and jump. 374 00:32:04,774 --> 00:32:07,151 Trailways bus station, please. 375 00:32:13,658 --> 00:32:15,910 I only know a tall building. 376 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,129 Woof! 377 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:41,602 - Why don't you come back here? - Why don't you come here? 378 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:45,982 - No, I... I'm comfortable here. - What are you afraid of? 379 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,484 Uh... dying. 380 00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:54,824 Uh, look, I want to be completely honest. You scare the hell out of me. 381 00:32:56,242 --> 00:33:01,205 Hey, I just remembered something. I didn't eaten. What about you? Are you hungry? 382 00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:04,875 what do you say I could... I could treat us to dinner. 383 00:33:09,005 --> 00:33:11,340 I'm going to jump now. 384 00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:14,969 - It's just money. - Yes, well, that's my only money. 385 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:20,683 Have you ever... have you ever been in love? 386 00:33:21,058 --> 00:33:24,770 - Yes, I was quite fond of that $100 bill. - Did you? 387 00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:32,778 You're asking me, shit? 388 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:36,741 Well, you look like a beautiful… sensitive shit to me. 389 00:33:39,035 --> 00:33:42,288 Do you think there is something wrong with me? 390 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:49,545 Well, how do I know? I mean, I don't know you. 391 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,506 We can fix it. 392 00:33:55,885 --> 00:34:00,806 Yes, are you hungry? Because I am quite hungry. You could treat us to dinner. 393 00:34:00,932 --> 00:34:03,184 OK, what do you want to eat? 394 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,479 One... 395 00:34:06,604 --> 00:34:08,940 do you like italian 396 00:34:09,065 --> 00:34:09,857 uh... 397 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:11,609 Chinese? 398 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,256 uh... 399 00:34:34,131 --> 00:34:36,968 - This is the elevator. - Really? 400 00:34:37,093 --> 00:34:39,136 I love elevators. 401 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:42,181 I think they are just wonderful. 402 00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:46,394 I love the way they go up and down. 403 00:34:49,063 --> 00:34:51,857 - And you? - Oh, yes, I think it's great. 404 00:34:55,278 --> 00:34:57,321 What do you prefer? 405 00:34:58,656 --> 00:35:00,700 It goes up... 406 00:35:02,243 --> 00:35:04,287 or is it going down? 407 00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:06,664 One... 408 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:09,750 - Up there is fine. - Really? 409 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,838 I think the descent is much more exciting. 410 00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:18,342 Well, yes, now that you are mention, it's down, uh... 411 00:35:19,927 --> 00:35:23,681 Sure, climbing... can be... a thrill. 412 00:35:24,515 --> 00:35:26,142 It depends. 413 00:35:27,602 --> 00:35:29,604 That's what I think. 414 00:35:33,274 --> 00:35:35,192 (Ellen) Wait. 415 00:35:35,318 --> 00:35:38,112 Yes, it's up... It's down... 416 00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:52,710 - Wait, um... Wait, where...? Where is...? - (bell rings) 417 00:35:52,835 --> 00:35:55,087 No, in the back. Behind. 418 00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:57,131 Oh, yes. 419 00:36:11,896 --> 00:36:14,148 - Oh, God! - Oh, God, I'm so hot. 420 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,030 Wouldn't you rather... are you doing this... lying down? 421 00:36:21,155 --> 00:36:23,407 Uh... yes, of course. Whatever. 422 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:28,371 Or maybe... you prefer doing it standing up. 423 00:36:28,704 --> 00:36:30,539 One... 424 00:36:30,665 --> 00:36:33,125 Um... I think I better lie down. 425 00:36:49,892 --> 00:36:52,436 Look, just... just slow down. Just slow down. 426 00:36:52,561 --> 00:36:54,605 - Okay. - Kiss me. 427 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,526 Jonathon... Wait, my hair is stuck. 428 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:01,988 - Oh. sorry OK. - That's better. It's better that way. 429 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:07,243 - Oh, what is...? wait a minute leaf. - Oh. sorry OK. 430 00:37:08,869 --> 00:37:11,497 - How are you? - Oh, good! Good! 431 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,351 Maybe something happened to him. 432 00:37:16,476 --> 00:37:20,689 - I thought he would be back by Friday. - I can't cover him all the time. 433 00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:22,482 - Where is he? - How do I know? 434 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,068 You sent a small bag to Rush Street! 435 00:37:25,193 --> 00:37:28,029 - Oh, shut up, faint. - Pick up your pipe, nerd. 436 00:37:28,154 --> 00:37:30,824 - I'm speaking to Kennedy. - Very honorable, Skip. 437 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,034 It was nice knowing you. 438 00:37:33,576 --> 00:37:35,787 Where the hell have you been? 439 00:37:41,668 --> 00:37:43,920 - (wolf whistles) - (cheering) 440 00:37:48,341 --> 00:37:50,802 Very impressive, Mr. Ogner. 441 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,514 - In the fucking elevator? - That was the first time. 442 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:57,308 I can't stand it! 443 00:37:57,434 --> 00:38:01,730 Oh, it's stuck... in between 51st and 52nd floors. 444 00:38:04,065 --> 00:38:06,443 - How old is she? - Oh, God... 445 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:09,654 mid thirties. 446 00:38:10,697 --> 00:38:13,241 Oh, God. God! 447 00:38:14,743 --> 00:38:17,620 The fucking elevator! Fuck you... Whoa! 448 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:22,292 Now each of us takes a moment to look at ourselves, 449 00:38:22,417 --> 00:38:25,003 and ask for guidance... 450 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,172 and strength. 451 00:38:28,381 --> 00:38:30,425 - Our heavenly Father... - How big? 452 00:38:30,759 --> 00:38:33,970 .. can you look below on each of us 453 00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,556 and give us the will, 454 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,185 purity of mind, to follow your path. 455 00:38:40,310 --> 00:38:43,605 - What is her name? - Ellen. 456 00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:48,193 She is a fashion designer. Told her At Northwestern I am working on my Ph.D. 457 00:38:48,318 --> 00:38:51,071 And she bought it? And you really...? 458 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,572 Mm-um. 459 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,492 - Jesus! And she really...? - Mm-hm. 460 00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:57,911 - Jesus! - Hey, wanna be careful? 461 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,496 Come on, man. 462 00:39:07,504 --> 00:39:09,547 hey here he is! 463 00:39:10,423 --> 00:39:13,259 - Mr. Porno! - Yes, Rush Street Casanova! 464 00:39:13,635 --> 00:39:17,097 - Hey, he's a sex machine. - The guy is an animal. 465 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,726 It's Dick Man! Able to jump long fences in one step! 466 00:39:21,851 --> 00:39:24,187 Yes, Dick Man! 467 00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:27,482 Oh, you wife killer! 468 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:52,465 ALL RIGHT. See you on Monday. 469 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:55,635 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen to this. 470 00:39:55,969 --> 00:40:01,474 "One out of every two men lives impotence at least once in late youth. " 471 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,852 One of two. Shit. 472 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:08,148 Well, have a nice weekend. Give Ellen my love. 473 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,983 (Ellen) Oh! 474 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,735 Oh! 475 00:40:43,349 --> 00:40:45,143 Oh, Jonathon. 476 00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:47,312 (Jonathon) Mm. 477 00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:18,551 Let's do it again. what do you think Um? what do you think 478 00:42:37,005 --> 00:42:39,466 - Are you ready? - Mm-hm. 479 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:47,390 It's called an instant margarita. 480 00:42:48,141 --> 00:42:50,518 - Ready when you are. - Open. 481 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,567 Sip. 482 00:42:58,026 --> 00:42:59,652 Sip! 483 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:03,865 Would you like some water? Would you like some water? Open. 484 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:06,409 - Do you want more? - Stop it! 485 00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:09,621 - I'm just trying to help! - You are dealing with an animal here. 486 00:43:09,746 --> 00:43:12,290 - God. - Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy. 487 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,501 - Oh my God. - What? 488 00:43:15,585 --> 00:43:19,547 That's it! Want to play rough? Ha? Want to play rough? 489 00:43:34,104 --> 00:43:36,147 i love you 490 00:43:43,238 --> 00:43:46,741 (Jonathon) A lot of people destroy good thing with pressure and strings. 491 00:43:46,866 --> 00:43:48,827 They suffocate each other. 492 00:43:48,952 --> 00:43:53,081 I don't want that kind of relationship. I don't think you know either. 493 00:43:53,206 --> 00:43:56,042 You know, Ellen, when I said I love you, 494 00:43:57,252 --> 00:44:00,797 I didn't think you would get it the impression that I actually love you. 495 00:44:01,131 --> 00:44:04,551 It's a cliché that one keeps coming back to in this situation. 496 00:44:06,511 --> 00:44:09,723 What I was trying to say was, i like you very much 497 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:13,226 but we should not exaggerate the significance of that. 498 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:16,062 It's... We have a good time together. 499 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,652 Next weekend, why don't I come up there? 500 00:44:22,777 --> 00:44:25,655 - Up there? - Yes. To the northwest. 501 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:31,119 We will stay with you. 502 00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:34,289 My place? At Northwestern? 503 00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:39,669 Yeah, great. That's a great idea. When do you want to come up? 504 00:44:39,794 --> 00:44:41,713 Next weekend. 505 00:44:41,838 --> 00:44:44,466 Uh, yeah, I won't be there next weekend. 506 00:44:44,591 --> 00:44:46,843 I'll be, uh... I'll be in town. 507 00:44:47,635 --> 00:44:50,513 - Oh. Chicago? - Yes. Not! No, New York. 508 00:44:50,638 --> 00:44:52,891 I have to attend a seminar. 509 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:58,146 Well, that's even better. We will have a great time. 510 00:44:58,938 --> 00:45:03,234 - In New York? - We'll do a routine of romantic shit. 511 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,696 (Jonathon) We will have a great time. In New York. 512 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,332 - Wake up, limp dick! - (groan) 513 00:45:17,457 --> 00:45:22,128 Oh, rise and shine. come on you will be late for the chapel. 514 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,382 - Let's go! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. 515 00:45:25,507 --> 00:45:26,966 Jesus! 516 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,510 What? 517 00:45:28,635 --> 00:45:30,678 You look terrible. 518 00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:35,058 Oh, I don't believe it. 519 00:45:35,183 --> 00:45:37,310 What now? 520 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:39,646 New York. 521 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:41,856 I told her we would meet in New York. 522 00:45:41,981 --> 00:45:46,444 In New York? Jesus, you are... What, do you like this chick? Ha? 523 00:45:47,487 --> 00:45:51,616 Does she know you love her? No, really, does she know you love her? 524 00:45:51,741 --> 00:45:54,869 Does she know you're gone? completely off track? 525 00:45:54,994 --> 00:45:58,331 All I know is that I have to find it seminar in New York. 526 00:46:48,548 --> 00:46:50,759 What are we doing? 527 00:46:51,426 --> 00:46:55,638 - Get rid of that eye. - I happen to love this thorn in my side. 528 00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:58,892 (seller clears his throat) 529 00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:03,229 - Can I help you? - Can we try this jacket on in his size? 530 00:47:04,898 --> 00:47:05,899 39 regularly? 531 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:10,695 We won't get rid of it completely, we're just giving it a much needed break. 532 00:47:11,321 --> 00:47:13,448 - Sir? - Yeah. 533 00:47:13,573 --> 00:47:15,617 - Madam. - Okay. 534 00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:19,371 All right. 535 00:47:21,456 --> 00:47:23,500 (seller) Very nice. 536 00:47:24,626 --> 00:47:28,129 - What do you think? - Very prominent. 537 00:47:28,922 --> 00:47:31,424 - Now the pants. - Mm-hm. May I suggest, uh... 538 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,302 Gray flannel. 539 00:47:34,427 --> 00:47:35,762 31. 540 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:37,806 Uh, 30. 541 00:47:37,931 --> 00:47:44,062 - What are you talking about my pants? - They speak for themselves. 542 00:47:44,187 --> 00:47:46,856 Sir, you will find a wardrobe right there. 543 00:47:46,981 --> 00:47:49,067 Thanks. 544 00:48:25,145 --> 00:48:26,771 Ellen? 545 00:48:30,442 --> 00:48:32,485 Shit. Shit! 546 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:33,987 - sir. sir! - (alarm) 547 00:48:38,074 --> 00:48:39,868 Against! Against! 548 00:48:39,993 --> 00:48:44,205 - Where do you think you're going? - I have to catch her! Ellen! 549 00:48:48,752 --> 00:48:50,336 come on 550 00:48:50,462 --> 00:48:52,505 come on 551 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,226 (horn) 552 00:49:13,193 --> 00:49:15,236 Hi, tiger. 553 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:23,536 What should I do? 554 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:28,625 I don't know her number. I don't know her address. I don't even know her last name. 555 00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:31,002 You knew her pretty well, didn't you? 556 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:39,427 I'm sorry. Look, she was tied up to find out about it sooner or later. 557 00:49:39,552 --> 00:49:42,806 That. I just wish it was later, you know. 558 00:49:44,933 --> 00:49:46,434 Christ. 559 00:49:49,270 --> 00:49:52,565 hey you will spend the rest of your life in bed? 560 00:49:55,318 --> 00:50:00,573 Don't think you'll take this a little difficult? You have to go to dinner. 561 00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:03,201 I can't believe you gave up eggplant surprise. 562 00:50:03,326 --> 00:50:07,372 - I'm not hungry. - That's no reason not to eat shit. 563 00:50:07,497 --> 00:50:09,791 Are you coming or not? Last chance. 564 00:50:16,548 --> 00:50:18,591 One more chance. 565 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:27,851 This is your final and last chance. 566 00:50:28,768 --> 00:50:31,062 Leave me alone! 567 00:50:31,187 --> 00:50:35,734 I'll leave you alone. You don't want to do anything. you don't want... 568 00:50:37,944 --> 00:50:39,988 What a jerk! 569 00:50:45,952 --> 00:50:48,204 Very good, Mr. Jenkins. 570 00:50:49,581 --> 00:50:52,542 Extremely average, Mr. Maybaum. 571 00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:54,919 Very nice, Mr. Jackson. 572 00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:59,549 Very insightful, Mr. Burroughs. 573 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,512 Too vague, Mr. Goobser. 574 00:51:05,388 --> 00:51:10,101 Here we have something really mediocre, Mr. Ogner. Let's not continue like this. 575 00:51:10,852 --> 00:51:13,605 You have offended all my feelings, Mr. Ruskin. 576 00:51:15,315 --> 00:51:16,316 (bell rings) 577 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,651 Hey, Jonathon, wait! 578 00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:22,447 C-plus - now you have something be depressed about. 579 00:51:22,572 --> 00:51:25,742 - Even Roger got a B-minus. - I don't care. 580 00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:34,376 What are you going to do for Christmas? crucified alone? I don't think you're getting the point. 581 00:51:34,501 --> 00:51:35,835 - And you? - I know. 582 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,839 She was beautiful. She was wonderful. But screwing up... It's just screwing up. 583 00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:44,219 - Sometimes you're a real asshole. - You're not the first guy they rejected. 584 00:51:44,344 --> 00:51:49,182 I don't need one thing right now is the world according to Skippy here. 585 00:51:50,183 --> 00:51:53,019 Do us both a favor, huh? Just keep quiet. 586 00:51:53,728 --> 00:51:55,772 OK, Mr. Dubina. 587 00:51:57,732 --> 00:51:59,859 - To wallow in it. - (bell rings) 588 00:52:04,698 --> 00:52:06,908 - Damn it, Roger, hurry up. - Don't rush me. 589 00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:09,119 We play poker. Do you want me to help you? 590 00:52:09,244 --> 00:52:13,540 Okay, okay. Does it have a full house beat? flush or flush beats full house? 591 00:52:13,665 --> 00:52:15,667 You can't even play! 592 00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:17,877 How many times do we have to tell you? 593 00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:21,631 - Let's go! come on - (thump) 594 00:52:21,756 --> 00:52:24,676 - What was that? - (the door opens) 595 00:52:24,801 --> 00:52:28,221 It's Jonathon. He's really freaked out. 596 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:29,973 Oh, great. 597 00:52:30,098 --> 00:52:33,143 - Jonathon always freaks out. - We have to agree again. 598 00:52:33,268 --> 00:52:35,145 - Resell? - He had to go. 599 00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:36,730 - So what? - It's a repeat job. 600 00:52:36,855 --> 00:52:41,818 - If it was your cards, you wouldn't do it. - After someone leaves... it doesn't count. 601 00:52:41,943 --> 00:52:44,446 - Give me those tickets! - It's a zero match. 602 00:52:44,571 --> 00:52:50,326 No way! No way! Get out of here! If those were your cards, you wouldn't deal again. 603 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,001 Jonathon! 604 00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:02,672 Jesus Christ! Jonathon! 605 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:11,556 Jonathon! Jonathon! 606 00:53:22,359 --> 00:53:26,905 Jonathon! Come back, dammit! Jonathon, stop! 607 00:53:34,496 --> 00:53:38,541 shut up! shut up! listen man you will be kicked out of here. 608 00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:42,962 You can kiss your fucking future goodbye, including Harvard. can you hear me 609 00:53:43,088 --> 00:53:45,423 (muffled cry) 610 00:54:05,151 --> 00:54:07,404 Kicked you out, didn't he? 611 00:54:09,656 --> 00:54:14,077 I, uh... I just can't talk about it right now. 612 00:54:14,202 --> 00:54:19,332 My parents give a lot of money to this place. No one is kicking you out. 613 00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,501 What's done is done. 614 00:54:26,172 --> 00:54:28,216 You dirty chest. 615 00:54:29,426 --> 00:54:33,263 - Has Harvard already accepted you? - Principal Kennedy said, I quote, 616 00:54:33,388 --> 00:54:37,225 “Jonathon, you are every honor to us", end of quote. 617 00:54:37,350 --> 00:54:40,186 - You saved my life, man. - You still owe me to smoke it. 618 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:44,941 - You're right. I forgot all that. - Jesus, you can't forget those things. 619 00:54:45,066 --> 00:54:47,944 - We're drinking. It's up to you. - Yes, of course. 620 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:50,822 Mom, we can trim the tree when I get there. 621 00:54:50,947 --> 00:54:54,534 I'll just leave the first four days. i mean... 622 00:54:55,702 --> 00:54:58,204 Mom, I'll be home for Christmas. 623 00:54:59,289 --> 00:55:01,374 - No. I have to go. - (bell rings) 624 00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:05,670 Yes, I'll call you when I get there, i promise I love you too, yes. OK, hi. 625 00:55:05,795 --> 00:55:07,839 Oh, mama! 626 00:55:08,923 --> 00:55:13,053 ( od Joan Jett and the Blackhearts) 627 00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:21,895 bye rum bye boom boom 628 00:55:24,606 --> 00:55:29,110 bye rum bye boom boom 629 00:55:30,195 --> 00:55:35,075 bye rum bye boom boom 630 00:55:37,744 --> 00:55:42,624 bye rum bye boom boom 631 00:55:42,749 --> 00:55:46,336 632 00:55:49,130 --> 00:55:54,386 633 00:56:04,604 --> 00:56:06,648 Welcome to Toad Hall. 634 00:56:10,527 --> 00:56:15,365 I have never seen such vulgarity displaying wealth throughout my life. 635 00:56:15,490 --> 00:56:18,576 - How do I get it? - Well, you can do the same as us. 636 00:56:18,702 --> 00:56:21,287 - Smuggling has bought a place. - Smuggling? 637 00:56:21,413 --> 00:56:24,416 Uh-huh. Before Gramps was legal. 638 00:56:24,541 --> 00:56:26,167 huh 639 00:56:30,839 --> 00:56:32,924 Oh, this is not for you, OK? 640 00:56:33,049 --> 00:56:36,302 - Remember. - Thank you. I feel like I'm in a museum. 641 00:56:36,428 --> 00:56:38,888 It's not much, but it's home. 642 00:56:40,056 --> 00:56:42,350 -Maggie! - Skip it! 643 00:56:42,475 --> 00:56:45,061 - Hello, beauty! - How are you? 644 00:56:45,186 --> 00:56:49,149 Great. I want you to meet Jonathon, my roommate and chronic bed wetter. 645 00:56:49,274 --> 00:56:52,819 You're not too old for me to put you over my knee, now. 646 00:56:52,944 --> 00:56:56,740 Really? Oh, do it now, Maggie, do it now. 647 00:56:56,865 --> 00:56:59,117 you are crazy! 648 00:56:59,242 --> 00:57:01,286 No, I got it. 649 00:57:11,921 --> 00:57:13,548 Woof. 650 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,884 - Hey! - Hey. 651 00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:23,641 You know, this room has always had a special place in my heart. 652 00:57:23,767 --> 00:57:25,810 come here 653 00:57:43,328 --> 00:57:45,622 - I better not. - It would be better for you. 654 00:57:46,498 --> 00:57:51,461 You want to be good and sharp an evening at home with the Burroughs. 655 00:57:53,463 --> 00:57:57,300 Don't let the old man scare you. If you want to be on his good side, 656 00:57:57,425 --> 00:58:00,178 tell him you're excited for firm government control. 657 00:58:00,804 --> 00:58:06,184 Government control, Jonathon, is anathema to the free enterprise system. 658 00:58:06,309 --> 00:58:08,978 Any intelligent person he knows you can't interfere 659 00:58:09,104 --> 00:58:11,690 with the laws of supply and demand. 660 00:58:11,815 --> 00:58:14,693 I see your point sir. That's why I'm not in favor of tariffs. 661 00:58:14,818 --> 00:58:16,611 Right. 662 00:58:16,736 --> 00:58:21,783 No, wrong. You must have tariffs. How will you compete with foreigners? 663 00:58:21,908 --> 00:58:25,286 - I have to have tariffs. - Jonathon, how can you be so blind? 664 00:58:25,412 --> 00:58:26,830 (the door closes) 665 00:58:26,955 --> 00:58:29,499 We are here, dear. We have a drink. 666 00:58:29,624 --> 00:58:31,042 Mom? 667 00:58:32,001 --> 00:58:33,503 Mom! 668 00:58:33,628 --> 00:58:35,463 Are these for me? 669 00:58:35,588 --> 00:58:37,841 Here, give them to me. 670 00:58:42,012 --> 00:58:46,474 I want you to meet my roommate Jonathon. Jonathon, this is my mom. 671 00:58:51,771 --> 00:58:53,064 uh... 672 00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:56,609 Uh... nice to meet you, Mrs. Burroughs. 673 00:58:56,735 --> 00:58:58,695 Hello. Hello. 674 00:58:58,820 --> 00:59:01,531 Um... well... 675 00:59:01,656 --> 00:59:06,578 I would like to freshen up, so I... I think I'll freshen up, and, um... 676 00:59:06,703 --> 00:59:09,789 See you at dinner. Darling. 677 00:59:15,503 --> 00:59:21,176 (Mr Burroughs) Well, let's see where have we been interrupted before? 678 00:59:22,093 --> 00:59:23,928 Oh, yes. Government interference. 679 00:59:24,054 --> 00:59:28,975 I am also strongly opposed government kicks out corporations. 680 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,436 Unless it's one of our corporations. 681 00:59:31,561 --> 00:59:35,565 (Mr. Burroughs) Um. Fast. Pretty quick huh, Jonathon? 682 00:59:35,690 --> 00:59:38,777 - Break off the old block. - Fucking shit. 683 01:00:00,507 --> 01:00:02,175 Jonathan? 684 01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:04,344 Yes, sir? 685 01:00:07,347 --> 01:00:10,517 Obviously you and me they have something in common. 686 01:00:15,313 --> 01:00:18,233 Can you guess what it might be? 687 01:00:19,317 --> 01:00:22,112 Leave it, Maggie will take it. Maggie! 688 01:00:24,447 --> 01:00:26,324 Jonathon. 689 01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:31,204 I was also the first boy in the class at Vernon to be admitted to Harvard. 690 01:00:33,248 --> 01:00:36,751 Jonathon, how wonderful. all the best 691 01:00:46,511 --> 01:00:50,098 Why don't you try baking, dear? It's a great cut. 692 01:00:52,517 --> 01:00:54,561 Thank you, honey. 693 01:01:10,035 --> 01:01:15,540 We wish we had food like this in the old Vermin. We would probably have a lot less suicides. 694 01:01:15,665 --> 01:01:18,126 If you concentrated more to studies rather than jokes, 695 01:01:18,251 --> 01:01:22,380 maybe you would be too already accepted to Harvard. 696 01:01:26,968 --> 01:01:29,637 So, uh, Jonathon, back to Harvard. 697 01:01:30,722 --> 01:01:33,725 I guess this is very exciting time in your life. 698 01:01:33,850 --> 01:01:36,144 Oh, yes. Yes, I'm looking forward to it. 699 01:01:36,269 --> 01:01:41,274 I bet you are. Well, that's a turning point, really. If you study hard at Harvard, 700 01:01:41,399 --> 01:01:44,194 you will be able to write your own map. 701 01:01:50,241 --> 01:01:53,203 Darling, bring me more wine, would you 702 01:01:54,788 --> 01:01:56,998 Why don't you wait for the last course? 703 01:01:57,957 --> 01:02:01,086 That was quite the display put on the dinner table. 704 01:02:01,211 --> 01:02:04,547 I guess it doesn't matter what do you do in private 705 01:02:10,053 --> 01:02:11,930 Let me tell you something, ma'am. 706 01:02:12,055 --> 01:02:16,518 As long as you're in this house with me, representing this family, 707 01:02:17,977 --> 01:02:23,358 you'll control that neurosis or whatever hell is what you think you have. 708 01:02:30,699 --> 01:02:36,079 And you'll even act like Burroughs if you don't feel like it. Is that clear? 709 01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:15,785 Jonathan? 710 01:03:31,009 --> 01:03:33,553 Jonathon, I need to talk to you. 711 01:03:35,055 --> 01:03:37,098 what do you want 712 01:03:41,686 --> 01:03:43,855 - I'm so sorry. - Please? 713 01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:47,609 - Jesus, your son is in the next room! - I would never do that 714 01:03:47,734 --> 01:03:49,986 if i knew who you are. 715 01:03:52,614 --> 01:03:56,117 Look... I... I have to explain. 716 01:03:56,242 --> 01:03:58,912 - No. No, you don't know. - Please. 717 01:04:00,955 --> 01:04:03,833 Jesus, I don't know what do you want from me 718 01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:07,712 If you want understanding, OK. I understand. 719 01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:14,594 Will you please hold me? would you 720 01:04:14,719 --> 01:04:16,763 No, I can't. 721 01:04:16,888 --> 01:04:19,307 (knock) Hey, Ace, are you awake? 722 01:04:20,308 --> 01:04:22,352 Argh! Shit! 723 01:04:23,061 --> 01:04:25,105 oh jesus 724 01:04:26,189 --> 01:04:28,024 what are you doing 725 01:04:28,149 --> 01:04:31,820 Uh, I was trying to open it the door for you. I tripped. 726 01:04:31,945 --> 01:04:33,988 What a gonad! 727 01:04:36,282 --> 01:04:38,326 Get dressed. 728 01:04:47,544 --> 01:04:50,755 So what do you think about dinner? 729 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,050 That's, uh, pretty freaking fun, huh? 730 01:05:02,225 --> 01:05:05,353 Do you ever wonder if do your parents still do that? 731 01:05:10,608 --> 01:05:14,779 Actually, I think my parents have a perfectly normal relationship. 732 01:05:14,904 --> 01:05:18,408 He tells her exactly what to do, and she ignores him. 733 01:05:28,084 --> 01:05:30,712 I will never marry. 734 01:05:30,837 --> 01:05:34,049 - Neither am I. - That will break many hearts. 735 01:05:48,146 --> 01:05:51,024 - How are you, Jonathon? - Good. 736 01:05:51,149 --> 01:05:54,694 A good man. Who wants to race me to the fence? 737 01:05:54,819 --> 01:05:57,489 - And you, Skip? - Wow! 738 01:05:58,406 --> 01:06:00,450 come on 739 01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:14,589 how are you 740 01:06:14,714 --> 01:06:17,175 I want you off this property today. 741 01:06:23,556 --> 01:06:28,645 - So, how was the snow where you were? - It was fantastic. We had five inches. 742 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,067 Oh man. I'm coming back here is depressing enough. 743 01:06:34,192 --> 01:06:36,695 Having to face exams is almost more than I can handle. 744 01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:40,115 I need to examine your face is almost more than we can bear. 745 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,992 - Funny. - You are a mindless idiot. I mean that. 746 01:06:43,118 --> 01:06:45,995 You're smart, Roscoe. You are a real brain. 747 01:06:46,121 --> 01:06:48,289 - See you later. - OK, hi. 748 01:07:01,261 --> 01:07:02,971 (trumpet) 749 01:07:03,096 --> 01:07:05,890 Alright guys the little one is back! 750 01:07:08,768 --> 01:07:10,812 - Hey, friend. - Do I miss you? 751 01:07:12,022 --> 01:07:15,483 Do you really think that the investigation our students need? 752 01:07:15,608 --> 01:07:18,903 Yes, I know. So is the state of Illinois. 753 01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:21,823 I want to see the student files as soon as possible. 754 01:07:21,948 --> 01:07:25,410 I think it's the only way to clarify the problem is... 755 01:07:25,535 --> 01:07:28,163 Is there anyone out there? 756 01:07:28,288 --> 01:07:30,331 Uh, yes, sir. It's, uh, me, sir. 757 01:07:30,457 --> 01:07:34,127 And what can I do for you, Mr. Maybaum? 758 01:07:34,252 --> 01:07:39,382 Mrs. Hayworth needs your signatures here. I mean, your signature. 759 01:07:39,507 --> 01:07:41,551 To sign it. 760 01:07:57,859 --> 01:07:59,152 (yells) 761 01:08:02,155 --> 01:08:04,574 I don't understand! I don't understand! 762 01:08:04,699 --> 01:08:07,160 I don't want to get it! I hate it! 763 01:08:09,788 --> 01:08:12,415 - Skip it. - No, forget it. No way. 764 01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:15,960 I'm a dead man. Goodbye, Harvard. Bonjour, Trade Tech. 765 01:08:16,086 --> 01:08:18,129 OK, look, look. 766 01:08:18,254 --> 01:08:20,382 If the area does not... Skip. 767 01:08:21,591 --> 01:08:25,303 If the area is under the curve represented by F times quantity X 768 01:08:25,428 --> 01:08:30,350 it is bounded by vertical lines X = sub A and X = sub B, what do you have to find? 769 01:08:30,475 --> 01:08:33,019 - A gun. It's hopeless. - (knocking on the door) 770 01:08:33,144 --> 01:08:35,563 Meeting in Roscoe's room after lights out! 771 01:08:35,689 --> 01:08:38,024 That's in three hours. I better get ready. 772 01:08:38,149 --> 01:08:41,861 All I've heard is that it is I'm talking about an investigation. 773 01:08:41,986 --> 01:08:45,281 - What investigation? - I don't know. That's what I'm telling you. 774 01:08:45,407 --> 01:08:47,450 (knock) 775 01:08:51,705 --> 01:08:54,374 (everyone murmurs).. five, six, seven, eight. 776 01:08:54,499 --> 01:08:58,837 - Jonathon, phone. - (imitating) Jonathon, phone. 777 01:09:02,549 --> 01:09:04,926 - Hello? - (Ellen) Jonathon? 778 01:09:05,051 --> 01:09:07,762 - Oh, God. - how are you? 779 01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:10,890 - Are you serious? - Why didn't you say goodbye? 780 01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:14,269 - Look, you ordered me to leave the property. - Am I? 781 01:09:16,646 --> 01:09:20,400 - Don't play with me, huh? - I have to see you. 782 01:09:20,525 --> 01:09:22,986 Yes, I can't talk. I have to go. 783 01:09:24,779 --> 01:09:28,616 - Take care. - Yes. Yes, you too. 784 01:09:28,742 --> 01:09:33,204 - Why don't we just kill the guy? - It would be good if we could. 785 01:09:33,329 --> 01:09:35,707 - Who was that? - Huh? 786 01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,710 On the phone. 787 01:09:38,835 --> 01:09:39,836 Oh. 788 01:09:39,961 --> 01:09:43,006 My mom. The dog died. 789 01:09:43,131 --> 01:09:44,799 Don't shit. 790 01:09:44,924 --> 01:09:48,845 - What does this guy look like? - Hitler, man. The guy looks like Hitler. 791 01:09:48,970 --> 01:09:53,016 He has a small mustache and a bead small eyes. He stares right through you. 792 01:09:53,141 --> 01:09:57,562 The bastard never blinks. I was inside five minutes, the guy didn't even blink. 793 01:09:57,687 --> 01:10:00,899 He's just... staring right through you. He goes... 794 01:10:28,009 --> 01:10:29,761 Yes! 795 01:10:29,886 --> 01:10:33,723 Okay, so it's me, Roger, Doug and Barry. 796 01:10:33,848 --> 01:10:35,892 (knock) 797 01:10:41,022 --> 01:10:43,066 .. five, six, seven, eight. 798 01:10:44,609 --> 01:10:47,904 - Phone again for Jonathon. - His dog died again. 799 01:10:50,115 --> 01:10:52,367 shhh OK, look, here's the plan. 800 01:10:53,702 --> 01:10:56,037 This is the bedroom. There is a window here. 801 01:10:56,162 --> 01:11:00,500 If it's clear, we'll all come this corner and go through the window. 802 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,669 - Ask for anything. - Anything. 803 01:11:03,169 --> 01:11:07,340 - Yes, I'm still here. - (Ellen) Just to talk. Just for an hour. 804 01:11:07,465 --> 01:11:10,301 - I can't, OK? - Jonathon. 805 01:11:10,427 --> 01:11:12,971 - I can't. - Just for an hour. 806 01:11:13,096 --> 01:11:16,599 Please. come on don't call me again, okay? 807 01:11:19,894 --> 01:11:20,937 Jesus. 808 01:11:32,282 --> 01:11:34,325 (silent singing) 809 01:11:50,717 --> 01:11:52,761 OK, let's go. 810 01:11:55,472 --> 01:11:57,599 Come on, come on! 811 01:11:57,724 --> 01:11:59,934 shhh Get down. Let's go. 812 01:12:20,538 --> 01:12:22,457 - Shit! - What? 813 01:12:22,874 --> 01:12:24,626 - The guy is a fucking drug addict! - Shh! 814 01:12:24,751 --> 01:12:26,378 Hello? 815 01:12:28,755 --> 01:12:30,215 Hello? 816 01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:31,424 Hello? 817 01:12:32,634 --> 01:12:35,053 Shit! Let's get out of here! 818 01:12:39,683 --> 01:12:41,810 - Is there anyone there? - Go! Go! 819 01:12:43,228 --> 01:12:45,855 Get out of my way! Get the hell out of my way! 820 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:49,067 - Shit! - Come on, man, move. Go. Go. 821 01:12:49,192 --> 01:12:50,860 Hello? 822 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:09,045 - When is the arrest? - I don't know! 823 01:13:09,170 --> 01:13:11,631 Raid. Raid, man. 824 01:13:11,756 --> 01:13:14,300 - What's going on? - The guy is a drug addict. 825 01:13:15,844 --> 01:13:20,181 - You better throw everything away! - Now I will never pass the exams! 826 01:13:23,935 --> 01:13:24,978 Fast! 827 01:13:29,274 --> 01:13:32,152 If you have something, you better leave it now. 828 01:13:33,278 --> 01:13:36,281 - How are you going to wash it off? - Look at me. 829 01:13:37,907 --> 01:13:40,744 Out of my way. I have shit to flush here. 830 01:13:55,467 --> 01:13:57,927 Make room, gentlemen, please. 831 01:13:59,763 --> 01:14:01,806 Read them and cry. 832 01:14:04,476 --> 01:14:06,728 All right! Wow! 833 01:14:06,853 --> 01:14:11,983 Huh-huh-huh! Wow! All right! All right! Wow! 834 01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:18,031 Huh-huh-huh! Wow! 835 01:14:19,449 --> 01:14:23,578 Jonathon! Huh-huh-huh! Huh-huh-huh! 836 01:14:23,703 --> 01:14:28,333 - Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! I-yes-yes-yes-yes! - Skip it! Skip. 837 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:30,960 - Well? - You passed. 838 01:14:31,086 --> 01:14:34,798 Passed, my ass, man. We are number one and two, me and you. 839 01:14:34,923 --> 01:14:37,258 Thanks to you, we are fucking geniuses! 840 01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:40,428 - Well, we'll have fun. - I can't. 841 01:14:40,553 --> 01:14:42,806 - I didn't hear that. - I have to go to Chicago. 842 01:14:42,931 --> 01:14:46,851 - Great thinking. I own the city. - No, come on, I'm going alone, Skip. 843 01:14:46,976 --> 01:14:51,773 Jesus, don't do that shit again. I told you forget about her. You'll never find her. 844 01:14:52,399 --> 01:14:55,902 No, I'm not going to do that. I just want to be alone, okay? 845 01:14:56,820 --> 01:14:58,446 ALL RIGHT. 846 01:15:03,785 --> 01:15:07,831 But the next time you feel sad and blue, don't expect the old Skipper here 847 01:15:07,956 --> 01:15:11,876 put on your big red nose and floppy shoes just for you. 848 01:15:15,797 --> 01:15:18,466 Adios... Mr. Morose. 849 01:15:25,181 --> 01:15:27,225 That! That! 850 01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:39,654 Jesus Christ, I'm not the one calling you're up every week for a month, OK? 851 01:15:39,779 --> 01:15:43,408 Do you realize that it is your son my roommate, my best friend, OK? 852 01:15:43,533 --> 01:15:46,411 I can't believe we're arguing about this. 853 01:15:49,622 --> 01:15:52,250 I came today because I felt sorry for you. 854 01:15:53,001 --> 01:15:56,296 Where the hell are you getting off is that how you talk to me? 855 01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:59,049 You don't know anything about me. 856 01:15:59,174 --> 01:16:01,843 You don't know anything about my life. 857 01:16:02,886 --> 01:16:05,347 When I first saw you in that bar... 858 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,476 you were miserable. 859 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,688 You were a nice fucker. 860 01:16:15,815 --> 01:16:17,984 Jesus Christ. 861 01:16:18,109 --> 01:16:20,320 You better go, Jonathon. 862 01:16:26,117 --> 01:16:31,831 Um, room service. It's room 1017. I'd like to a bottle of vodka sent immediately. 863 01:16:32,207 --> 01:16:35,877 - Oh, that will really help, won't it? - Yes, it will, Jonathon. 864 01:16:36,002 --> 01:16:38,880 Damn sight more than you want. 1017 865 01:16:52,227 --> 01:16:54,479 I asked you to go. 866 01:16:57,399 --> 01:16:59,609 You can't call me anymore. 867 01:16:59,734 --> 01:17:01,778 I know 868 01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:05,115 I won't. 869 01:17:07,867 --> 01:17:09,911 I'm sorry 870 01:17:33,601 --> 01:17:35,186 Hold me. 871 01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:37,647 - Are you sure everything will be alright? - Trust me. 872 01:17:37,772 --> 01:17:41,818 He's in serious trouble. He is forgotten the meaning of the word "debauchery". 873 01:17:41,943 --> 01:17:43,653 This is going to be great. 874 01:17:43,778 --> 01:17:46,948 I bet you've never been with crazy guys like us. 875 01:17:47,449 --> 01:17:51,244 - Are you sure he's here? - Yes, man, I told you, I followed him. 876 01:17:51,369 --> 01:17:52,996 shhh 877 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:59,085 Shhh Shhh Are you ready? Shh 878 01:18:01,254 --> 01:18:02,756 (skips mouth) 879 01:18:02,881 --> 01:18:04,924 Room service! 880 01:18:05,717 --> 01:18:06,718 (knock) 881 01:18:06,843 --> 01:18:09,179 Room service! 882 01:18:19,814 --> 01:18:22,067 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Shit. 883 01:18:23,485 --> 01:18:25,779 - Maybe we should go. - Skip it. 884 01:18:27,614 --> 01:18:29,157 Skipper. 885 01:18:32,744 --> 01:18:36,206 Jonathon, won't you introduce your friend? 886 01:18:36,331 --> 01:18:38,792 Any sisters, Jonathon? 887 01:18:50,637 --> 01:18:54,557 - (girl - (girl 888 01:18:57,477 --> 01:18:59,854 Would you please... excuse me? 889 01:19:04,776 --> 01:19:06,820 Skip! Skip! 890 01:19:31,386 --> 01:19:33,430 (man) Turn off the lights! 891 01:20:04,085 --> 01:20:06,129 Look, Skip... 892 01:20:07,213 --> 01:20:10,800 Skip, come on. Look, Skip, I didn't know who she was. 893 01:20:12,177 --> 01:20:14,220 I'm really sorry. 894 01:20:15,430 --> 01:20:17,474 I'm sorry 895 01:20:19,976 --> 01:20:23,396 Come on... Do you think so? should we talk about this? 896 01:20:24,189 --> 01:20:28,985 Hey, nothing to talk about. I told you, screwing is just screwing. 897 01:20:35,784 --> 01:20:37,410 ALL RIGHT. 898 01:20:56,221 --> 01:20:57,597 Ouch! 899 01:20:57,722 --> 01:20:59,766 What's your problem, Skip? 900 01:21:06,481 --> 01:21:08,858 Argh! Damn you! 901 01:21:08,983 --> 01:21:13,196 - Get out of my way! - Cheap game, Burroughs! I'm warning you! 902 01:21:13,321 --> 01:21:15,949 - What the hell is going on there? - I don't know. 903 01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:19,994 Son of a bitch! 904 01:21:22,288 --> 01:21:24,541 I'll fix your ass! 905 01:21:26,334 --> 01:21:27,460 (whistles) 906 01:21:27,585 --> 01:21:30,130 Burroughs, you bastard. 907 01:21:30,255 --> 01:21:34,801 Watch your language! Burroughs, I've had enough with you. Get out of here! 908 01:21:34,926 --> 01:21:39,097 - Yes, let's go! - (roaring laughter) 909 01:21:39,973 --> 01:21:42,892 - Hey, man. - (boy screams) Bye-bye! 910 01:21:43,018 --> 01:21:45,145 Take a cold shower! 911 01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:55,113 - Mr. Burroughs. - Hello, Jonathon. 912 01:21:56,114 --> 01:21:59,284 - how are you? - Good. Do you know when Skip is coming back? 913 01:21:59,409 --> 01:22:01,578 Uh, he should be back soon. 914 01:22:01,703 --> 01:22:03,997 how are you 915 01:22:04,122 --> 01:22:05,999 Good. 916 01:22:06,124 --> 01:22:08,501 Pretty busy? 917 01:22:08,626 --> 01:22:10,754 How is your social life? 918 01:22:11,963 --> 01:22:13,590 Girlfriends? 919 01:22:15,342 --> 01:22:16,217 Not? 920 01:22:16,343 --> 01:22:19,888 OK, sir. Come on, let's get this over with. I can't stand this. 921 01:22:20,013 --> 01:22:22,265 what are you talking about 922 01:22:24,434 --> 01:22:26,686 What am I talking about? 923 01:22:28,772 --> 01:22:31,024 What are you doing here? 924 01:22:32,317 --> 01:22:34,569 - Will you excuse us? - Of course. 925 01:22:42,452 --> 01:22:44,412 What's wrong? 926 01:22:44,537 --> 01:22:50,210 Your mother is in the hospital, son. She applied three days ago. 927 01:22:50,335 --> 01:22:53,046 She felt she needed psychiatric help. 928 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:56,174 She gets it. 929 01:23:04,516 --> 01:23:06,768 You don't seem surprised. 930 01:23:08,645 --> 01:23:12,899 - What do you want me to say? - What kind of attitude is that? 931 01:23:13,024 --> 01:23:18,196 That's not an attitude. If she means it she needs help, then she should get it. 932 01:23:22,242 --> 01:23:24,536 Face it dad we're just a fucked up family. 933 01:23:24,911 --> 01:23:27,414 That's the guy. It's a narc. 934 01:23:34,045 --> 01:23:36,881 Gentlemen, I will need your help. 935 01:23:37,007 --> 01:23:41,970 This is Mr. Balaban. He is from state attorney's office, 936 01:23:42,095 --> 01:23:47,225 and currently leads research of schools in our area. 937 01:23:47,350 --> 01:23:52,605 Apparently, there were widespread cheating on SAT tests. 938 01:23:52,731 --> 01:23:57,777 I hope Mr. Balaban is wrong Vernon Academy, but still, 939 01:23:57,902 --> 01:24:00,989 we will give it to him our full cooperation. 940 01:24:03,950 --> 01:24:06,202 - You're dead, Roger! - Asshole! 941 01:24:06,327 --> 01:24:08,997 - Stupid shit! - Narcotic, huh? 942 01:24:09,122 --> 01:24:13,043 - Asshole! - I threw 300 dollars down the damn toilet! 943 01:24:17,714 --> 01:24:22,135 So this is the real one nasty way to meet, isn't it? 944 01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:25,555 - I hear you've already started Harvard. - yes 945 01:24:27,807 --> 01:24:30,977 You got an almost perfect score on the SAT test. 946 01:24:31,936 --> 01:24:36,483 Very impressive. Normal I would immediately suspect you. 947 01:24:38,193 --> 01:24:41,112 Immediately. 948 01:24:41,237 --> 01:24:44,407 But you were an excellent student whole life, well... 949 01:24:44,532 --> 01:24:47,535 the only conclusion i can draw is, or you are innocent 950 01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:52,040 or you stole the tests since you were in kindergarten. 951 01:24:54,167 --> 01:24:56,836 I think we better get down to business. 952 01:25:09,933 --> 01:25:12,811 I will have to ask you some questions. 953 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:18,566 Do you have any information stolen SAT tests? 954 01:25:20,443 --> 01:25:22,487 No sir. 955 01:25:23,363 --> 01:25:25,615 Have you purchased an SAT test? 956 01:25:27,742 --> 01:25:29,786 No sir. 957 01:25:41,673 --> 01:25:42,257 Thanks. 958 01:25:42,590 --> 01:25:44,884 They kept Ostroff for an hour and a half. 959 01:25:45,010 --> 01:25:49,055 - I heard they caught Powers. - Authorize! What a jerk! 960 01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:54,019 He didn't cheat, but he is so scared admitted to smoking, left campus, 961 01:25:54,144 --> 01:25:57,564 - and spying on Kennedy's wife in a can. - Oh, man! 962 01:25:57,689 --> 01:25:59,816 Well, I'll tell you something, 963 01:25:59,941 --> 01:26:04,154 it will take more than some fag from the state attorney's office to open my lips. 964 01:26:04,279 --> 01:26:06,406 That! Two fags! 965 01:26:06,531 --> 01:26:11,244 Fuck you, Roscoe! Wait until you get in there, you'll be jell-o guts. 966 01:26:15,707 --> 01:26:17,751 How are you? 967 01:26:36,019 --> 01:26:38,271 You heard from Harvard. 968 01:26:48,031 --> 01:26:49,449 hey 969 01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:52,202 all the best 970 01:27:02,671 --> 01:27:05,048 (narrator) Seldom seen by civilized man, 971 01:27:05,173 --> 01:27:08,218 this sacred ritual was alone captured by our camera... 972 01:27:08,343 --> 01:27:09,969 (shouting) 973 01:27:18,853 --> 01:27:21,898 - Turn off the projector, please. - (whistling) 974 01:27:22,023 --> 01:27:24,776 More bodies for the Inquisition, Mr. Maybaum? 975 01:27:24,901 --> 01:27:26,569 Yes, ma'am. 976 01:27:26,861 --> 01:27:31,157 Mr. Simons and Mr. Burroughs, you are today's lucky winners. 977 01:27:33,952 --> 01:27:35,995 - Thank you, madam. - Shit. 978 01:27:46,047 --> 01:27:48,717 I know we should provide full cooperation 979 01:27:48,842 --> 01:27:51,344 this stupid and pointless investigation, 980 01:27:51,469 --> 01:27:54,305 but when they break up one of my classes, 981 01:27:54,806 --> 01:27:56,850 that makes me angry. 982 01:27:58,768 --> 01:28:01,062 (boy) This is now my favorite class. 983 01:28:04,107 --> 01:28:06,192 Come in. Sit down. 984 01:28:15,368 --> 01:28:16,995 squire. 985 01:28:19,122 --> 01:28:23,043 So this is the real one nasty way to meet, isn't it? 986 01:28:24,085 --> 01:28:27,547 I see you've... applied to Harvard. 987 01:28:27,672 --> 01:28:31,509 I'm from NYU too. I... broke through. 988 01:28:38,475 --> 01:28:41,019 I got a very high score on the SAT. 989 01:28:42,354 --> 01:28:43,730 "Burroughs". 990 01:28:43,855 --> 01:28:48,526 You're not related by chance Burroughs who is on the board of directors of AT&T? 991 01:28:48,651 --> 01:28:50,320 Dad. 992 01:28:50,445 --> 01:28:52,489 Really? 993 01:28:52,781 --> 01:28:58,453 Ha-ha. I would imagine the pressure getting into Harvard must be very intense. 994 01:29:01,039 --> 01:29:03,166 Your grades weren't bad. 995 01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:06,211 Your grades were good. 996 01:29:06,336 --> 01:29:09,047 But you got in on the SAT score. 997 01:29:12,384 --> 01:29:15,053 I don't want to put you through this. 998 01:29:16,012 --> 01:29:19,432 But we all did things which we are ashamed of. 999 01:29:19,557 --> 01:29:22,060 Things we have to live with. 1000 01:29:22,185 --> 01:29:25,939 Sometimes painful. Because only occasionally... 1001 01:29:26,064 --> 01:29:30,402 if the opportunity presents itself to correct our mistakes. 1002 01:29:30,527 --> 01:29:34,656 And with that, I guess we should get to work. 1003 01:29:37,909 --> 01:29:41,329 Do you have any information stolen SAT tests? 1004 01:29:46,459 --> 01:29:49,754 Mr. Burroughs, where do you think you're going? 1005 01:29:51,297 --> 01:29:53,341 Fuck you. 1006 01:29:56,428 --> 01:30:00,056 - Did he really say "Fuck you"? - He looked him straight in the eyes, 1007 01:30:00,181 --> 01:30:02,058 - he said and went out. - All right! 1008 01:30:02,183 --> 01:30:03,518 I couldn't believe it! 1009 01:30:03,643 --> 01:30:06,563 - He told Balaban to fuck off. - No shit? 1010 01:30:06,688 --> 01:30:12,068 - He told Balaban to fuck off! - Burroughs told Balaban to fuck off! 1011 01:30:14,154 --> 01:30:16,364 hey Skip! 1012 01:30:23,246 --> 01:30:25,707 Good job! 1013 01:30:44,476 --> 01:30:46,102 Skip! 1014 01:30:47,562 --> 01:30:50,440 come on Why didn't you report me? Ha? 1015 01:30:51,524 --> 01:30:54,652 You don't talk to me. save my ass but you don't talk to me. 1016 01:30:54,778 --> 01:30:58,281 Well, thanks, my friend. Maybe I will the same for you sometimes, huh? 1017 01:30:58,406 --> 01:31:00,867 What could anyone do for Mr. Perfect? 1018 01:31:00,992 --> 01:31:03,995 Hey, got it. I will drop dead. Wouldn't that be nice, huh? 1019 01:31:04,954 --> 01:31:09,334 I could shoot myself. No, you shoot me and mount his head beside the moose. 1020 01:31:09,459 --> 01:31:14,506 You can stretch the panties in between my ears. Come on, you'd love it! 1021 01:31:14,631 --> 01:31:18,134 How the hell could I know who was she? You sent me to the bar. 1022 01:31:18,259 --> 01:31:20,720 You sent her there too to get laid? 1023 01:31:22,305 --> 01:31:27,060 Son of a bitch. You're back there even after you knew who she was. 1024 01:31:50,417 --> 01:31:53,086 Hell, you're going to talk to me! 1025 01:32:21,531 --> 01:32:24,868 Oh, get away from me! Get away from me, you... 1026 01:32:27,579 --> 01:32:31,791 OK, do you want to talk? you want fucking talk you lying son of a bitch? 1027 01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,169 Nasty one! come on come on 1028 01:32:38,590 --> 01:32:41,593 - I'm sorry, man. - Come on, let's go! 1029 01:32:42,844 --> 01:32:44,637 come on 1030 01:32:45,138 --> 01:32:47,724 - Stop it! - I'll kick your fucking ass! 1031 01:32:47,849 --> 01:32:50,226 come on, stop it. 1032 01:32:52,187 --> 01:32:54,230 Argh! Shit! 1033 01:33:12,290 --> 01:33:14,459 Stay away from me! 1034 01:33:16,836 --> 01:33:18,880 Argh! Fuck! 1035 01:33:27,639 --> 01:33:29,265 Skip? 1036 01:33:29,933 --> 01:33:31,434 Skip? 1037 01:33:31,559 --> 01:33:33,228 Fuck! 1038 01:33:33,353 --> 01:33:35,480 Son of a bitch! 1039 01:33:48,368 --> 01:33:50,036 come on 1040 01:33:52,288 --> 01:33:55,750 - Damn you! - Oh, just back off! 1041 01:34:05,593 --> 01:34:07,637 - Armistice! - Truce, shit! 1042 01:34:23,319 --> 01:34:25,780 I would never see her again. 1043 01:34:26,781 --> 01:34:28,908 She kept calling me. 1044 01:34:30,243 --> 01:34:32,787 I just wanted to talk, honestly. 1045 01:34:33,913 --> 01:34:35,957 But oh shit... 1046 01:34:38,251 --> 01:34:40,795 I was in love with her, I really was. 1047 01:34:46,301 --> 01:34:48,553 Oh, man, I'm sorry, Skip. 1048 01:34:52,515 --> 01:34:54,142 Skip? 1049 01:34:59,522 --> 01:35:01,274 (voices) 1050 01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:05,236 - Jesus! - Wow! 1051 01:35:05,362 --> 01:35:07,572 What's going on? Shit! 1052 01:35:07,697 --> 01:35:12,702 - Did you fight? - This seems kind of private. we should... 1053 01:35:12,827 --> 01:35:14,704 - Oh. Oh. ALL RIGHT. - Yes. 1054 01:35:14,829 --> 01:35:17,874 If you need anything, you know, like a neck brace... 1055 01:35:17,999 --> 01:35:21,461 - Come to my room. See you later. - .. we'll be right down the hall. Hi! 1056 01:35:21,586 --> 01:35:23,963 - Really later. - OK, see you. 1057 01:35:28,510 --> 01:35:31,388 Oh, by the way, your mom called. 1058 01:35:32,847 --> 01:35:34,391 That? 1059 01:35:34,516 --> 01:35:36,559 The dog died. 1060 01:35:38,144 --> 01:35:39,896 What? 1061 01:35:40,021 --> 01:35:42,065 You are so gullible!