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- Clear in back.
- Copy.

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All clear on the main hall.

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- Clear.
- Clear.

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The service road a quarter
mile away is also clear.

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Hold on. There's a pigeon approaching.

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Hold the mission.

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Shoo.

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Shoo. Shoo.

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Shoo.

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Great work with that pidge, officer.

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Detectives, switch to channel five.

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Anyone else getting
a sense Holt is upset

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about the new captain coming tomorrow?

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It's bad. This morning
he sighed for the entire length

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of our elevator ride.

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I wonder who Wuntch is gonna
stick us with this time.

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- Clear.
- Clear.

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I'm sure it will be someone terrible,

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but we've had bad bosses before,

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and we've always managed to get
rid of them.

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- Let's just do that again.
- Hey, listen.

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I'm taking this weekend off.

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Do you think you can have the
new captain gone by Monday?

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I'm kind of over meeting new people.

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Gone by Monday. Challenge accepted.

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- Clear.
- Clear.

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We got a runner.

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NYPD, freeze!

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Ugh!

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Taking down the bad guys
without breaking up our convo.

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That how we do it in the Nine-Nine.

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You're going the wrong direction.

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Damn it. All these hallways
look the same.

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That was such a cool walk-off.

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Sync and corrections by emeline-whovian

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- 'Sup?
- What is happening?

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Well, with the new captain coming in,

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this is my chance to reinvent myself.

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So say hello to Chuck Boyle,
office badass.

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Wait a minute. Is that Rosa's jacket?

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And follow-up question,

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does Rosa's jacket fit you perfectly?

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You tell me.

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You know, just put on a leather jacket

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and become a badass.

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You also need a chunky
bracelet with fringe.

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Wrong. Ever since
Rosa gave me this baby,

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people have been treating me
like I'm cool.

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The girl at the coffee shop

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even got the name on my cup right.

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It says "Charles," not "Cassie."

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You know, I think it's
ess about the jacket

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and more about the fact
that you're feeling confident.

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Maybe this cool version of
Charles was in there all along.

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Amy, I love you, but that's insane.

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It's a magic jacket.

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- Okay.
- So just to be clear,

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you think we're dealing with

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a "Sisterhood of the Traveling
Pants" situation here?

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Don't know, not familiar.

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You made me watch it.

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Look, there's no point in
rebranding yourself

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for the new captain... or should
I say "craptain"...

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because they're not gonna be here

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for very long anyways, remember?

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Peralta, stop it. I don't
want to hear you bad-mouthing

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my replacement around the office.

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Do it surreptitiously.

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Watch this.

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I hear that new captain's a pill-popper.

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- They're on their way up.
- Everyone hide your pills.

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Brace yourselves.

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You're about to look into the
face of pure evil.

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Ah, good morning, good
morning, good morning.

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I'm Captain Julie Kim.

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And I'm Chuck.

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If you want results, stay
the hell out of my way.

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Okay, wow, I guess I know
who the office badass is.

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Anyway, I just want to say

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how excited am to be
here at the Nine-Nine.

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I hear the best things about this place.

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From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance?

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Oh, I've never actually spoken
to Acting Commissioner Wuntch.

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I requested the posting
through the C.O.P's office.

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I didn't prepare a speech,
but a little about me:

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I was the first female
Asian-American captain

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in the NYPD.

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My guilty pleasure is charity work.

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And what do I do for fun?

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Well, basically just design
and build skate parks

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for marginalized communities;
and that's me.

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What a gigantic turd.

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Agreed, an unformed pile.

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I don't know; she seemed kind
of awesome to me.

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The thing is, she can't be awesome

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'cause she's here to replace Holt.

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But she said as soon as his
year in uniform is finished

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she's moving on.

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That's a pretty generous interpretation

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of what she said, Amy.

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As soon as his year in
uniform is finished,

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I'll be moving on.

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Okay, fine. It's exactly what she said.

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But she seems like a liar.

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Someone told me she's a pill-popper.

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Pop-pop.

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Well, she's not lying about her résumé.

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Did you know The Rock's character

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in "The Fast and the Furious"
was based on her?

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Hobbs. Or Shaw.

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She's not a Hobbs or a Shaw.

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If anything she's a Trevor.

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That the guy my mom dated
after she divorced my dad.

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So this is all about your daddy issues?

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Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing.

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I'm complicated.

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Anyways, Trevor seemed
perfect too, you know?

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He was nice to my mom,
he drove a limousine,

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he would take us out to restaurants.

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But then my mom caught him cheating,

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and we never saw him again.

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So it turns out when people are
too good to be true, they are.

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That sucks, Jake,

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but I don't think
Captain Kim is a Trevor.

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Oh really? She could have had
her choice of any precinct.

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Why would she choose this lame
temporary posting here?

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I'll tell you why.

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Because Madeline Wuntch sent her.

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- So what do we do?
- I'm glad you asked.

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You know how she wants to have
individual meetings with us

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to assess our "personal strengths"

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and help us "achieve our goals?"

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Stupid B.

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I say we use those meetings to
figure out why she's really here.

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She may seem perfect,

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but I guarantee there's a "but."

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And I'm gonna find that
"but" and drill down on it.

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Come on, man. You have
to know how that sounds.

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Shut up, cool Charles.
I hate this new dynamic.

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Lieutenant, thanks for coming in.

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First off, do you have
any questions for me?

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Just one. Why would
someone with your pedigree

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choose the Nine-Nine?

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Well, why did you choose to stay here

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as long as you have?

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This is my family... second family.

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I have a wife and three kids at home.

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Oh, please tell me you have pictures.

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I may have one or two...
hard drives at my desk.

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Let me grab them real fast, okay?

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So, Captain Kim, I've been
going through your files...

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And I've been going through yours,

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very impressive stuff.

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- Oh.
- Not just the case work,

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but look at how they're organized,

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the penmanship, color coding.

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How do you get such straight margins

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on a hand-written document?

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Oh, well, I like to say
when it comes to margins...

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There's no margin for error.

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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So you supposedly build
skate parks, huh?

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What are your three favorite tricks?

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Oh, gingersnap, plasma spin,
roast beef grab.

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What about you?

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Ollies. And the roast beef
one that you said.

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It doesn't matter. We're both skaters.
Let's move on.

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Well, I went over your
recent evaluations,

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and I don't think you belong here.

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Oh, I knew it.
You want to get rid of me.

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Well, you know what? You can't fire me,

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because I quit... metaphorically.

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Obviously, for medical
insurance reasons,

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it's actually much
better if do you fire me.

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I'm not firing you.
I'm impressed by your talent

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and record, and it just so happens

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have a friend in the FBI who is looking

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for an NYPD liaison officer.

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So what do you say?

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So what did you say?

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I told her I'd rather
stick my entire head

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inside a giraffe's long blonde butt

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than accept a job offer from her.

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- Mm-hmm.
- You said that?

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In my head.

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In my mouth I said
I would think about it

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and get back to her.

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She'll get the message
when I dillydally.

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Working with the FBI.
That's your dream job, Jake.

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First of all, my dream job is spy

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falsely accused of betraying
his country,

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forced to work alone to clear his name

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by taking down the mysterious
organization that framed him

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known only as S.H.A.D.E.

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Secondly, it wasn't a real job offer.

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- She's up to something.
- Mm-hmm.

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Maybe she's just a nice person.

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I mean, she did seem genuinely
interested in my kids.

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Look, did any of you get a
straight answer from her

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about why she's at the Nine-Nine, hmm?

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Right, me neither. But guess what.

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I called the C.O.P. office,

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and they said the form
to transfer her here

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wasn't signed by them.

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It was signed by Wuntch.

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- She lied.
- Mm-hmm.

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Just because Wuntch signed an order
doesn't mean they know each other.

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Will you wake up?

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That woman is a demon,
and it couldn't be more obvious.

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Oh, here you are.

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I have to say how great it
was talking to you all,

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and I wanted to let you know
about a party I'm throwing

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at my house tomorrow night.

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Are you interested?

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Oh, well, we will think about
it and get back to you.

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Great. Just let me know.

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Great.

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And now we dillydally.

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Mm-hmm.

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What are you guys doing here?

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What do you mean?
We're going to the party.

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You said you weren't coming.

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You said that Captain Kim was a Trevor

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and that she only invited us to
earn our trust

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so she could have sex with our mom.

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It was very confusing.

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I never said that.

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But it's not confusing.

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I mean, our "mom" is
obviously the precinct,

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and Captain Kim having
sex with the precinct

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is actually her teaming up with
Madeline Wuntch to destroy it.

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It's a perfect analogy,
Which I never used.

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What's up, guys?

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Why are we standing around outside?

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Is your walk different?
Are you strutting?

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Don't know what you're talking about.

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It's how I always walk, bitch.

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Let's roll.

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Bitch?

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Welcome. The bar is in the back.

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And they're coming around with food.

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I use the most wonderful
catering company.

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They only hire ex-convicts to
give them a second chance.

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Oh, that's wonderful.

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Get in here and meet everyone.

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Oh, Lieutenant, I want to introduce you

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to my old neighbor, John.

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He's the head of admissions at
the Calder Academy in the Bronx.

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Calder? That's the best
elementary school in the city.

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Their mock trial team gets
hired to work real cases.

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And, Chuck, my friend from
"Major Crimes" is here.

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- You're gonna love him.
- Maybe I will; maybe I won't.

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Well, come on. Let's go.

254
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,848
- Oh, let me talk you coat.
- No, I need it.

255
00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,243
Oh, this way.

256
00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,373
All right, I know what's going on here.

257
00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,940
You two still don't trust Captain Kim,

258
00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,159
and you're here to snoop on her.

259
00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,160
I don't know what you're talking about.

260
00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,727
Please. Look at your shoes.

261
00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:24,077
You only wear sneakers
for their literal purpose:

262
00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,094
sneaking.

263
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,210
That's crazy. He's wearing
perfectly normal...

264
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,524
No, she's right.

265
00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,213
The clown shoes gave me away.

266
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,346
Okay, look, Captain Kim lied to us.

267
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,304
There's something in this house
that proves she's conspiring

268
00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,306
with Madeline Wuntch,
and we're gonna find it.

269
00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,918
I am not letting you
snoop around in her stuff

270
00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,180
and ruin this party.

271
00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,095
Oh, okay. Well, good luck
trying to stop us.

272
00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,314
Oh, Jake.

273
00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,075
You don't know who you're
dealing with, do you?

274
00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,251
I was a student chaperone

275
00:08:47,287 --> 00:08:49,668
at every dance from middle school on.

276
00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,626
I've stopped more horny
teenagers from making out

277
00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,454
to Savage Garden than you can count.

278
00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,761
Cool story, but we're not horny teens.

279
00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,110
We're horny adults.

280
00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:59,286
And tonight we're going all the way.

281
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,288
Come on, Holt, let's shake this narc.

282
00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,580
That's right, I am a NARC,

283
00:09:02,616 --> 00:09:04,937
a Nationally Accredited and
Registered Chaperone.

284
00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:06,772
So what grade are your daughters in?

285
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,344
They're in sixth grade.

286
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,560
Oh, wait, I'm sorry,
that's their reading level.

287
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,605
They're in second.

288
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,520
Wow. They sound quite impressive.

289
00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:18,350
Oh good, the food. I'm starving.

290
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,304
Hello, Detective Jeffords.

291
00:09:20,483 --> 00:09:22,538
- Do I know you?
- Ronald Palmer.

292
00:09:22,574 --> 00:09:24,585
You arrested me ten years ago.

293
00:09:24,621 --> 00:09:25,791
You testified at my trial.

294
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,749
Oh, hey.

295
00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:28,968
What have you been up to?

296
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,012
- Prison.
- Prison, yeah.

297
00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,048
I shouldn't have asked.

298
00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:34,233
I spent ten long years
thinking about what I would do

299
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,266
if I ever saw you again.

300
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,803
Lettuce cup?

301
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,296
Uh...

302
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,156
Oh, do you think I'm trying
to poison you?

303
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,854
Am I always gonna be a criminal
in your eyes

304
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,552
even though I've served my time?

305
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,944
No, no, no.

306
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:50,337
I'm just not hungry right now.

307
00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,817
Oh, you said you were starving.

308
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,980
Yes, John.
Thanks for reminding me, John.

309
00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,648
All right here we go,
approaching the mail.

310
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,745
Stay cool, and... doink.

311
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,741
Now we've just got to find a
private place to look at these.

312
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,683
Through here to the guest bath.

313
00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:06,634
- Ahh!
- Seriously?

314
00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:07,982
The bathroom sneak-off?

315
00:10:08,018 --> 00:10:10,106
It didn't work for Dana McAlpin
trying to smoke a joint

316
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,532
at the Winter Carnival Dance,

317
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,281
and it's not gonna work for you.

318
00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:14,487
Gimme the mail.

319
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:21,185
You just chaperoned, O-W-N-E-D.

320
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,544
Spelling is never cool.

321
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,633
Wrong, that was extremely cool.

322
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,809
Now I understand why you're "into her."

323
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,832
Now you understand?
You officiated our wedding.

324
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,640
Whatever. We need to figure out a way

325
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,598
to get her off our tail.

326
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,000
- Good luck with that.
- Ahh!

327
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:36,688
What are you two doing over here,

328
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,037
waiting for the caterers

329
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,560
before they make their way into
the crowd?

330
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,954
We're snooping on Captain
Kim, but let me guess.

331
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,259
She seduced you as well.

332
00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,392
- Is she doing that to people?
- Not literally.

333
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,481
Oh, Michael, Norm, I didn't
realize you arrived.

334
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,278
Come with me,
I want to make an introduction.

335
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,033
Don't worry, Jake.

336
00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:53,178
You're our friend;
we're on your side no matter...

337
00:10:53,264 --> 00:10:55,054
holy crap.

338
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,577
Look at those chairs.

339
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,839
I know you two like to sit,

340
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,754
and these are the most
comfortable chairs ever.

341
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,898
Give 'em a try.

342
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,844
Ohh.

343
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,280
It's like there's something
great at this party

344
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,804
for everyone, even me.

345
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,807
She's serving my favorite
dessert: carrots.

346
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,025
Wait a minute. That's it.

347
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,679
If there's something great for everyone,

348
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,247
there's something great for the narc.

349
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,728
Babe, hi. How are you
enjoying the party?

350
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,991
Trying to chat me up? It won't work.

351
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,906
Chaperone's code forbids fraternization

352
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,255
with chaperonees.

353
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,735
Okay, fine, I'll just leave
you alone, then.

354
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,171
I really quickly did want to
introduce you

355
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,269
to someone, though.

356
00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:27,488
This is Margo.

357
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,914
She's a friend of Captain Kim's.

358
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,785
And apparently she invented a
new type of binder.

359
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,820
What?

360
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,170
"New type of binder" seems reductive.

361
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,920
Would you call a car
a new kind of horse?

362
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,115
- No.
- This is the future of organization.

363
00:11:37,151 --> 00:11:38,618
Oh, my God. Tell me everything.

364
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,621
And you've been chaper-powned.

365
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,492
- What?
- Nothing. Love you. Binders.

366
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:45,104
So Cap tells me you're
in "Major Crimes."

367
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,910
Yeah, working something big.

368
00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:50,631
Can't tell you who our target is,

369
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,199
but let's just say he's done a
bunch of disturbing things,

370
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,243
and he's on the Yankees.

371
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,551
You play poker?

372
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,119
Eh, used to, got tired
of winning all the time.

373
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,947
Well, I have a weekly game.

374
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,906
It's mostly Broadway stars
and celebrity chefs,

375
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,431
not exactly my crowd, but
they are high rollers.

376
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,955
Spot opened up; you want in?

377
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,785
I don't know, seems kind of
lame, but I'll stop by.

378
00:12:15,598 --> 00:12:16,738
Excuse me.

379
00:12:16,774 --> 00:12:17,963
I know you from somewhere.

380
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,234
Do you go to my gym?

381
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,357
Oh, nah. I work out in my garage,

382
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,011
throw the tire around,

383
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,179
grab a couple big ropes and do this.

384
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:28,676
Mm-hmm.

385
00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,366
Here's my number.

386
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,499
Maybe I could come over some time and...

387
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,796
I don't know... you could work me out.

388
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,768
Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor,

389
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,205
her dog-sitting for Bo Obama,
Malala giving her an award,

390
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,033
but no photos of Wuntch.

391
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,643
That's because vampires
don't appear on film.

392
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:47,732
Perhaps we should be looking for

393
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769
a 17th-century woodblock print.

394
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,132
Good idea. Let's keep moving.

395
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,044
- Hello?
- She's coming. Hide.

396
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,219
Title of your sex tape?

397
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,422
In here.

398
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,282
Hello. Is anyone up here?

399
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,199
Well, looks like we just found the key

400
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,119
to exposing Captain Kim.

401
00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:25,174
It's the key that's in her pocket.

402
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,062
Yes, obviously that's what I meant.

403
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,488
We need to get that key.

404
00:13:31,523 --> 00:13:32,533
How are you at picking pockets?

405
00:13:32,569 --> 00:13:33,864
Does this answer your question?

406
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,257
- Whose wallet is that?
- It's mine.

407
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,042
But it came out so smooth
I barely even felt it.

408
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,638
All right, fine, I'm terrible
at pickpocketing.

409
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,779
But if she was distracted,
I bet I could pull it off.

410
00:13:40,815 --> 00:13:43,391
Maybe you could create a
drunken scene or something?

411
00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:45,480
Why? What would my motivation be

412
00:13:45,515 --> 00:13:46,570
for such poor behavior?

413
00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:47,615
I don't know. Anything.

414
00:13:47,651 --> 00:13:50,050
No, I need something to draw from.

415
00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:51,591
Have I had a row with Kevin?

416
00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:52,985
Did something happen to Cheddar?

417
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:55,186
Has a new captain
moved into my precinct,

418
00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:58,014
usurped my position, and won
the affection and admiration

419
00:13:58,049 --> 00:13:59,755
of people I've spent seven years

420
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,050
building relationships with,

421
00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:03,967
people I once considered
my chosen family,

422
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,144
whom I foolheartedly hoped
would provide me

423
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,496
the unconditional support
that I never got

424
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,143
from my own flesh and blood?

425
00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:14,205
I think you should go with the last one.

426
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,206
Yeah, the last one seemed good.

427
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:16,242
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

428
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:17,461
This is the best night of my life.

429
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:18,768
People believe I work out with ropes,

430
00:14:18,804 --> 00:14:20,423
a mega-babe hit on me,

431
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,600
and the bartender didn't assume
I just wanted a Bay Breeze.

432
00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:24,124
Hey, you, cool guy.

433
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,084
Were you flirting
with my girlfriend out back?

434
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,087
Calm down, hotshot. I'm taken.

435
00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:30,175
Look, I'll throw away her number.

436
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:32,745
That's it, you and me outside.

437
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,000
Oh, brother.

438
00:14:34,036 --> 00:14:36,622
Come on, guys.
I've got to go squash this bug.

439
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,620
Of course, at Calder we're
not just looking

440
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,013
for good students.

441
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,928
We want compassionate members
of the community.

442
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:45,198
Great. Terry has a passion
for compassion.

443
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:47,586
- Turkey pinwheel?
- Oh, you're back again.

444
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:50,284
You seem to working this one spot a lot.

445
00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:52,243
Well, we're old friends, remember?

446
00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:54,748
I'll ask again, turkey pinwheel?

447
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:55,942
Why is there just one?

448
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,548
I made it special for you.

449
00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:58,945
How is it special?

450
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,030
There's a little something extra in it.

451
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:03,428
Wait, are you still suspicious of me?

452
00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:05,343
You don't think I deserve
a second chance?

453
00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:06,383
Impossible.

454
00:15:06,419 --> 00:15:08,259
Lieutenant Jeffords has a
passion for compassion.

455
00:15:08,294 --> 00:15:09,856
Yeah, you're right.

456
00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:12,615
You know what?
I will take this pinwheel.

457
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,353
Mmm, delicious.

458
00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:25,058
Excuse me, but does it
seem slightly warm to anyone?

459
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,878
I feel it is quite warm.

460
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,320
What was that?

461
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:30,970
You were supposed to
cause a drunken scene.

462
00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:33,239
I was. I raised the
volume of my voice 9%.

463
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:34,763
as inebriated people do,

464
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:37,984
and I spoke of the resultant
rise in body temperature.

465
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,203
Well, you need to do more.

466
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,384
More than that? Pfft, okay.

467
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,407
Oh, I love this song.

468
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,192
Oh, I'll have one of those.

469
00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:46,535
That was more?

470
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,995
I paired a crab cake with
a cooked Côtes du Rhne,

471
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,039
like an animal.

472
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,074
Okay, we need a new plan.

473
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,110
No, no, I have just the thing.

474
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:53,146
It's gonna be too small again.

475
00:15:53,182 --> 00:15:54,182
You have to really...

476
00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:55,218
I'm going to throw
myself down the stairs.

477
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,254
What?

478
00:15:56,777 --> 00:15:58,265
Ahh! Augh!

479
00:15:58,301 --> 00:15:59,601
Ohh.

480
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:01,742
Raymond, are you okay?

481
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,184
Someone call a doctor.

482
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,796
No need. I'm fine. I'm fine.

483
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:08,397
Look, man, I don't want any trouble.

484
00:16:09,616 --> 00:16:10,886
She's gonna leave me, isn't she?

485
00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:12,236
Oh, you're crying?

486
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,672
Of course she wants someone like you.

487
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,819
You're so cool.

488
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,647
- Thank you. It's true.
- What's your secret?

489
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,171
How can I become more like you?

490
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,464
Here. This is all you need.

491
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,284
It will change your life. Trust me.

492
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,342
Did you just give away
your magic jacket?

493
00:16:31,377 --> 00:16:33,344
Oh, Terry, it wasn't the jacket.

494
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:35,514
I realize now that Chuck was in here.

495
00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:38,838
I've had another man deep
inside me this whole time.

496
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,119
- Welcome back, Charles.
- Oh, right away?

497
00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:42,725
It was the jacket.

498
00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:59,591
Now let's see if you do know
Madeline Wuntch.

499
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,747
Gotcha.

500
00:17:01,845 --> 00:17:03,683
Oh, boy.

501
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,460
Hey.

502
00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:07,203
Easy.

503
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:17,269
What happened? Am I okay?

504
00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:21,130
Oh, I see what happened.

505
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,089
He went downstairs
and killed everyone else.

506
00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:24,947
Phew. That worked out.

507
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:47,174
Terry. Terry.

508
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,002
Terry, are you okay?

509
00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:51,004
I'm fine. But that dog came right at me.

510
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,118
And I have no idea why.

511
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,947
It looked like you had a lot
of food in your pockets.

512
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:56,994
What? No. That's not true.

513
00:17:57,030 --> 00:17:58,696
This jacket never had any pockets.

514
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:01,134
- This is the style.
- Oh, my God.

515
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,355
You did think I was poisoning you.

516
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:04,922
I mean, you were the
one who said he spent

517
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,317
every day in prison dreaming
of the day we'd meet again.

518
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,320
So I could prove to you I'd changed.

519
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,193
You said you put something
extra in my food.

520
00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:12,282
Love.

521
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:13,327
Well, you said it so creepy.

522
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,461
Look, tone is everything, man.

523
00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:16,985
I've been talking to a cinder block wall

524
00:18:17,021 --> 00:18:18,435
for the last ten years.

525
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,751
I'm sorry if my social skills
leave something to be desired.

526
00:18:21,787 --> 00:18:23,754
That is a really good explanation.

527
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,604
Everybody, the dog's leashed
up out back.

528
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:26,822
Did anyone get hurt?

529
00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,694
We're all fine, thanks to this guy.

530
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:32,349
Tackling a pit bull without
spilling your whiskey, badass.

531
00:18:32,385 --> 00:18:33,699
Eh, it was nothing.

532
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,039
His teeth couldn't
even penetrate the jacket.

533
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,956
Hey, I have a spot opening
in a weekly poker game.

534
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,872
- You interested?
- But you said I could come.

535
00:18:39,908 --> 00:18:41,875
I just think Broadway star Sutton Foster

536
00:18:41,911 --> 00:18:43,834
is gonna like the other guy
a little bit better.

537
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,493
No.

538
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,408
Everybody, I am so, so sorry.

539
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,149
I don't understand how Linus got out.

540
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:50,542
I had him locked upstairs in my bedroom.

541
00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:52,244
I have the key right here.

542
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,894
Wait, where's the key?

543
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:58,158
All right, quit joking around, guys.

544
00:18:58,193 --> 00:18:59,420
Who's got the key?

545
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:00,987
You broke into my bedroom?

546
00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:02,336
Well, this wouldn't have been
a problem if didn't have

547
00:19:02,371 --> 00:19:04,251
a vicious guard dog that's
protecting her secrets.

548
00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:06,775
Linus is not a guard dog,
and he's not vicious.

549
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:07,994
He was locked in my room,

550
00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:09,300
because she gets skittish around crowds.

551
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:11,215
I just rescued him
from a dog-fighting ring.

552
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,216
Aww.

553
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,260
Don't aww her, all right.

554
00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:14,740
She's a liar, and I have proof.

555
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,916
Remember how she said she
didn't know Madeline Wuntch?

556
00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,744
Well, then explain why
she has an email from her

557
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,833
dated two weeks ago,
subject: Raymond Holt.

558
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,057
Mm-hmm.

559
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:24,428
Peralta, why don't you read
that email aloud for everyone?

560
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,925
Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?

561
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,013
Wait a minute. Why would you love that?

562
00:19:27,048 --> 00:19:27,883
This is gonna be bad for me, isn't it?

563
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,320
- Amy, you read it.
- No.

564
00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:30,800
- I'll do it, Jakey.
- Oh, the old Charles is back.

565
00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,714
"Julia, we've never spoken...

566
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,194
Mm-hmm, four words in, and
it's already pretty bad for me.

567
00:19:34,229 --> 00:19:36,022
"But your transfer to the
Nine-Nine is a foolish one.

568
00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:37,589
"They are a dysfunctional
precinct commanded

569
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:38,938
"by a rancid old prune, Raymond Holt.

570
00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:41,288
"But in recognition of
your exemplary service,

571
00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:43,247
I will honor your wishes. Wuntch."

572
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,423
But then why are you at the Nine-Nine?

573
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,425
- I'm here for you.
- Aha!

574
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,513
Because you're my hero.

575
00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:49,905
Oof. I am off today.

576
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,038
You overcame so
much to become a captain.

577
00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:54,411
It made me feel like I could
accomplish anything.

578
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:56,390
So when the chance came up
to work with you,

579
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:57,522
I jumped at it.

580
00:19:57,557 --> 00:19:58,833
But why not just tell me that?

581
00:19:58,877 --> 00:20:00,626
Because you were so down
about being in uniform,

582
00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:02,501
I didn't want it to come across as pity.

583
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:06,313
Oh, well, what a sweet
and thoughtful moment,

584
00:20:06,348 --> 00:20:08,794
which would not have been
possible without my meddling.

585
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:10,186
How dare you try to weasel out of this

586
00:20:10,221 --> 00:20:11,536
when the love of my life is splattered

587
00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:12,493
all over that room.

588
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:13,528
The chair?

589
00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:14,704
Get her name out of your mouth.

590
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,606
- Her name is the chair?
- I warned you.

591
00:20:17,141 --> 00:20:19,603
So you think things will be
weird with Captain Kim?

592
00:20:19,639 --> 00:20:21,109
Nah, she's so perfect.

593
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:22,634
I'm sure she's already moved past it,

594
00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:23,852
and we'll have a great year together.

595
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,811
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

596
00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:27,856
Captain Kim asked
for an immediate transfer.

597
00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:29,945
She is no longer a
part of the Nine-Nine.

598
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,382
- What?
- She said that she respected

599
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,731
you all, but there was obviously

600
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,036
too much history here

601
00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,342
and she'd always feel
like an interloper.

602
00:20:35,377 --> 00:20:36,648
Oh, man, you guys.

603
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,389
I almost feel like this is all my fault.

604
00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:39,477
- Agreed.
- What?

605
00:20:39,512 --> 00:20:40,521
You encouraging me.

606
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,175
You kept saying, "Mm-hmm."

607
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,655
I was going through something difficult.

608
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,830
You have no excuse.

609
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:46,005
He's kind of right, Jake.

610
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,920
- What was going on there?
- I don't know.

611
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,009
I guess I'm just overly paranoid

612
00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:51,619
from everything that's
happened here, you know,

613
00:20:51,654 --> 00:20:53,621
with Kelly and Wuntch
and Trevor and Rolf.

614
00:20:53,656 --> 00:20:55,014
- Who's Rolf?
- Oh, mom my dated Rolf

615
00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,494
after she broke up with Trevor.

616
00:20:56,529 --> 00:20:59,105
He was also a limo driver, and
he also cheated on her.

617
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:02,064
The problem is with limo drivers.

618
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,196
- Babe, it's not.
- It's not?

619
00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:04,284
- No.
- Okay, thanks. I love you.

620
00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:05,720
Look, man, I get it.

621
00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:07,418
There's no question we've been
burned a bunch as squad.

622
00:21:07,453 --> 00:21:09,898
But you not giving someone the
benefit of the doubt

623
00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:11,335
cost us a good captain.

624
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,859
I know. You're right.
Look, I'm really sorry.

625
00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:15,382
But your heart was in the right place.

626
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:18,062
And I had to pay Captain Kim,
like, $3,700 in damages.

627
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,733
- You did what?
- The point is,

628
00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,127
everyone accepted my apology,
Amy, right, Charles?

629
00:21:21,162 --> 00:21:22,375
- You betcha, Jakey.
- See?

630
00:21:23,009 --> 00:21:27,009
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